No touching!
[] Commuting will kill your social life. It is worth it to dorm at college. You are paying thousands for the experience and connections, not the knowledge.
[] I met him after seeing his a play he was in on broadway and he was the nicest guy ever. He really took his time with everyone who waited to see him. This was well after Breaking Bad was over as well so he was already super famous. It makes me happy reading articles like these.
[] I'm American. I get tired of the gun thing.
[] Just happened last night actually, not to me but to the waitress that was chilling with us. Table near us happened to be talking super loud (sports bar, no big deal) but we heard loud and clear "HOW BIG IS YOUR 9 INCH PIZZA."
We waited for the assuredly awkward reply, "It's about... 4 pieces."
"No... HOW. BIG. IS. IT?"
Waitress conceded, "9 inches."
"Ok, thank you - I'll take that."
[] I had a similar experience just got off work And was wearing a Walgreens tee-shirt walked into a Winco and people kept asking me where the God damn Velveeta cheese is at worst part is the employees wear red not blue shirts
[] It happens to me daily and drives me nuts.
Customer : how much is this ? (Product sign says 50% off)
I scan it and tell them $10
(Every goddam time)
Customer : is that with the 50 % off?
Listen you idiot you asked me how much it was and I told you.
Did you ask me " how much is this not? " because THEN I would have said $10 Jesus Christ
[] /r/unexpectedELI5
[] Swimming
[] Utterly pales in comparison to some of these but when I worked in a restaurant I had a customer ask if they could have some of the Key Lime Pie, but without lime as they were allergic.
Um...
[] I worked at a sex shop in 2009. This man brings in one of our black bags with one of those HUGE fake ass/pussy things. He said he wanted a refund on it and threw it on the counter. I peeled inside and there it was, asked him why he wanted to return it, he said he didn't like it.
I had to tell him that we couldn't accept it as a return because of it being a health hazard. He said he cleaned it though! Had to get my manager over to make him leave.
At least I didn't have to touch it like the phone that someone brought in (when I worked at AT&T) that was covered in cat piss. -shudders-
[] Honestly think it will be better
[] /r/meirl
[] If tvs doesnt need backlights anymore, why are tvs still thick at all...
[] Keanu Reeves as Constantine. 'Oh, this character is a short blond Brit? Let's cast a tall brunet American instead.'
No, I haven't spelt the colours wrong. I spelt them right - look it up
[] WALL-E > every Pixar movie minus WALL-E
[] I'm conservative and would be ok if my brother came out as gay. But if he starts talking in that damn lisp he's disowned.
[] She reaching for your junk?
[] If Jesus actually returned, I always imagined the first thing he would do would be to march into wall street, overturn the great bull outside (golden calf anyone?), and start wrecking shit inside. It would be glorious.
[] do you work here.
Like no im just a random person sitting behind the cash register
[] If you ever get that urge, just remember that they made the episode "Scott's Tots"
[] I don't know if David Firth would have put that much thought into it - I think its more likely to use a term "like the great war" (which I have heard used about WWI - and i'm in my 20's, its not like the saying just disappeared)
but I think its more likely he uses phases that sound creepy, to tell his story, more than "its 1939 here is what they would have said"
Furthermore, I'm not sure of the location either - I think its just again something David has heard (he is british) and just applied it.
There are a couple of interviews with him online - they are pretty interesting
[] LPT: If you get pins and needles in your legs, go see a doctor.
[] Back when I worked at a clothing store.
Customer: Do you have this in something larger than a small, but smaller than a large?
Me: ...
I guess she never heard of Medium
[] I presume like spy camera photos, or maybe asking girls to nude model, although that will be borderline artistic, because there are no laws against having children model nude as long as there is no intended sexual element.
http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com
[] Commuting will kill your social life. It is worth it to dorm at college. You are paying thousands for the experience and connections, not the knowledge.
[] I met him after seeing his a play he was in on broadway and he was the nicest guy ever. He really took his time with everyone who waited to see him. This was well after Breaking Bad was over as well so he was already super famous. It makes me happy reading articles like these.
[] I'm American. I get tired of the gun thing.
[] Just happened last night actually, not to me but to the waitress that was chilling with us. Table near us happened to be talking super loud (sports bar, no big deal) but we heard loud and clear "HOW BIG IS YOUR 9 INCH PIZZA."
We waited for the assuredly awkward reply, "It's about... 4 pieces."
"No... HOW. BIG. IS. IT?"
Waitress conceded, "9 inches."
"Ok, thank you - I'll take that."
[] I had a similar experience just got off work And was wearing a Walgreens tee-shirt walked into a Winco and people kept asking me where the God damn Velveeta cheese is at worst part is the employees wear red not blue shirts
[] It happens to me daily and drives me nuts.
Customer : how much is this ? (Product sign says 50% off)
I scan it and tell them $10
(Every goddam time)
Customer : is that with the 50 % off?
Listen you idiot you asked me how much it was and I told you.
Did you ask me " how much is this not? " because THEN I would have said $10 Jesus Christ
[] /r/unexpectedELI5
[] Swimming
[] Utterly pales in comparison to some of these but when I worked in a restaurant I had a customer ask if they could have some of the Key Lime Pie, but without lime as they were allergic.
Um...
[] I worked at a sex shop in 2009. This man brings in one of our black bags with one of those HUGE fake ass/pussy things. He said he wanted a refund on it and threw it on the counter. I peeled inside and there it was, asked him why he wanted to return it, he said he didn't like it.
I had to tell him that we couldn't accept it as a return because of it being a health hazard. He said he cleaned it though! Had to get my manager over to make him leave.
At least I didn't have to touch it like the phone that someone brought in (when I worked at AT&T) that was covered in cat piss. -shudders-
[] Honestly think it will be better
[] /r/meirl
[] If tvs doesnt need backlights anymore, why are tvs still thick at all...
[] Keanu Reeves as Constantine. 'Oh, this character is a short blond Brit? Let's cast a tall brunet American instead.'
No, I haven't spelt the colours wrong. I spelt them right - look it up
[] WALL-E > every Pixar movie minus WALL-E
[] I'm conservative and would be ok if my brother came out as gay. But if he starts talking in that damn lisp he's disowned.
[] She reaching for your junk?
[] If Jesus actually returned, I always imagined the first thing he would do would be to march into wall street, overturn the great bull outside (golden calf anyone?), and start wrecking shit inside. It would be glorious.
[] do you work here.
Like no im just a random person sitting behind the cash register
[] If you ever get that urge, just remember that they made the episode "Scott's Tots"
[] I don't know if David Firth would have put that much thought into it - I think its more likely to use a term "like the great war" (which I have heard used about WWI - and i'm in my 20's, its not like the saying just disappeared)
but I think its more likely he uses phases that sound creepy, to tell his story, more than "its 1939 here is what they would have said"
Furthermore, I'm not sure of the location either - I think its just again something David has heard (he is british) and just applied it.
There are a couple of interviews with him online - they are pretty interesting
[] LPT: If you get pins and needles in your legs, go see a doctor.
[] Back when I worked at a clothing store.
Customer: Do you have this in something larger than a small, but smaller than a large?
Me: ...
I guess she never heard of Medium
[] I presume like spy camera photos, or maybe asking girls to nude model, although that will be borderline artistic, because there are no laws against having children model nude as long as there is no intended sexual element.
http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com
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