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How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:07That's another crate, it's just my luck.
00:00:20Please pick up.
00:00:25Hi, Dad, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:32Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41Who?
00:00:43Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:47You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:06You have the worst timing.
00:01:08You know that favor you owe me?
00:01:11I'm cashing it in.
00:01:13Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33You get away from me, creep.
00:01:35You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Dad's son is Beth's friend?
00:02:14You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo?
00:02:18Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go.
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases?
00:02:42My boyfriend and I were...
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:55Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:22There's no rain up there.
00:03:25Right, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:33Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:37Feeding up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it...
00:03:48I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:56Okay, then.
00:04:01Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:03I need to pick something up.
00:04:04No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:06I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:09Shut up!
00:04:10You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:15and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:18and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:20And nobody...
00:04:25Will you shut up?
00:04:26Yes.
00:04:35I'll be quick.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:50It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:22When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:37That was Ian.
00:05:38I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:40It's past your bedtime.
00:05:44Stop calling me kid.
00:05:53You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:03This is a small kickback?
00:06:06Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:09Does your dad know about that?
00:06:11Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:15I would give a shit what he thinks, but...
00:06:18Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:20I would give a shit what he thinks, but...
00:06:22He doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:26I live here now.
00:06:27He put me in charge.
00:06:29And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:40You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:44I don't have another choice.
00:06:47I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:49and this is my last year of college,
00:06:51and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:56Fine.
00:06:57Have your kickback.
00:06:59Or not.
00:07:00Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:15Who is that?
00:07:18No one.
00:07:23I'm going to kill you?
00:07:25Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal, I can explain.
00:07:29This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:31Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:34You guys were spying on me?
00:07:36Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:39That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:41It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:44Your choice.
00:07:52You are not living here.
00:07:55I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:57I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:00Stop acting like a baby.
00:08:04You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:16God damn it.
00:08:18Promise to Mark.
00:08:28Whoa, who's this buff grandpa?
00:08:32Grandpa?
00:08:33He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:42Remind me why I ride a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:47I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:49Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:52And rich dad means...
00:08:54Fancy alcohol!
00:09:01Hi, hi.
00:09:02Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:05I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:08Duh.
00:09:09Couldn't miss it.
00:09:12It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:15Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:51Oh, I know your type, daddy.
00:09:53Christina and I are into group activities.
00:09:56Talk or no talk?
00:09:59You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:06I don't like my women.
00:10:08Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, and mention Harper's name again and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:18He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:21I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:36Oh, Harper.
00:10:37Hey.
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs and ew.
00:10:47Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're like your school royalty.
00:10:52Thanks.
00:10:53You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:58We're friends?
00:11:00Of course.
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:06Yeah, of course.
00:11:07I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:23Oh, this is gold.
00:11:28Harper, you are one psychotic little girl.
00:11:34Gold!
00:11:36Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:03What the hell?
00:12:06I don't know.
00:12:10What the hell?
00:12:18Attention, everybody.
00:12:20Hello.
00:12:22You all seem a little bored.
00:12:25So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:35A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:40Let's see.
00:12:42Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:47Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:50Aw, Harper.
00:12:53Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No, he's going to give it back.
00:13:04Dad's friend Chris is like a dilf.
00:13:09That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:12And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:13:19You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:24Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:26Christina, it's not true.
00:13:28Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:31Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's cool it down.
00:13:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:14:02Oh, my God.
00:14:07Oh, my God.
00:14:24Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:33I used to get rid of him.
00:14:39Come to her party.
00:14:41Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:43And you make fun of her family life?
00:14:45It was a joke.
00:14:46It was a joke.
00:14:47The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:52Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:56Chris, that's enough.
00:14:58Let her go.
00:15:02You're the best.
00:15:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:09You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:11You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:15:24Harper, I literally just curled.
00:15:26I don't give a fuck.
00:15:28Everyone out.
00:15:29The fuck out.
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:59She hurt you.
00:16:00Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:02Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:09You're crying.
00:16:12Why are you crying?
00:16:13You won't understand.
00:16:15Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:17They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:18I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:22Stupid.
00:16:23I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina's fault.
00:16:27I'm going to stop you right there.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:33I said stop!
00:16:36I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:41Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business doesn't...
00:16:47I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:51I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:05If I'm such a kid, what's that mustache on my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:16That's my gun.
00:17:17You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:22You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:38Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:44You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:56Oh!
00:17:58God.
00:18:05What?
00:18:13What freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:18No.
00:18:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:23It cannot be happening.
00:18:24He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:34You know, if you weren't a play, you could have just asked.
00:18:40I don't want to...
00:18:41I don't want to play.
00:18:42What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:44Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:46You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:57Uncuff me.
00:19:01What are your manners?
00:19:05Say please.
00:19:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There is a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:05Rule number three.
00:20:08Don't start any games.
00:20:11You're not ready to play.
00:20:28So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:33My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53We have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:22Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:24Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:26That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:28Is she back from class?
00:21:30She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:35She's fine, Mark.
00:21:36Good.
00:21:37You're my best friend.
00:21:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:48That's a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:18You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:44Uh, excuse me.
00:22:45We're filming.
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:50Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:55It says her location is here.
00:22:57So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Mm, nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude we'd be looking for.
00:23:04Hey, wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:07Wait!
00:23:14You look so sexy.
00:23:16Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey.
00:23:34No, Harper.
00:23:35You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:37What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project.
00:23:40Give him his camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:50Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Not the camera.
00:23:53It costs $1,000.
00:23:54You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:24:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:16Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:18Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:20No one's going to see these.
00:24:21Deleting them.
00:24:23That is art.
00:24:25Give him his camera back or I swear to God I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:32See how much my dad likes that.
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat, you'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:12I did it for your own good.
00:25:14You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:25:17You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:22You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:25Like a piece of meat.
00:25:27My classmate?
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:34My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:50I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those things you do?
00:25:54They're cute too.
00:25:56You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now you were right, I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me.
00:26:09Or I'll break you.
00:26:13In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:19Well guess what?
00:26:20You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit that you want me.
00:26:34What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:47But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:50Let's see if dad keeps you around then.
00:26:53So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my god, Maria, no.
00:27:04Ew.
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:21You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:26Think about it.
00:27:30We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:37You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:42Yeah, right.
00:27:43Jealous of me?
00:27:44I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:18Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:21Because I get what I want.
00:28:34Sexy outfit? Check.
00:28:36Popcorn? Check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry? Check.
00:28:45Check.
00:28:53What do you want?
00:28:55You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:59Harper, you idiot. Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:15I have a date, but that's not important. Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:26No, I just...
00:29:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:32But it's...
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:30:13How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:20This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:36Maybe...
00:30:40You're just a soulless A.I. bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04Now, come on. Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:10Just...
00:32:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry. I love you.
00:32:17It's just the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:27You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53I'm busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Whether for me or not.
00:32:59When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman? No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Who's my number?
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:56She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Good.
00:34:01Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:13Today?
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:30I'm coming for you.
00:35:01You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:03you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh, my God, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So... so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh, yeah? Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15Well, what's wrong?
00:36:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:26With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:31Bye.
00:36:51Let's go.
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex,
00:37:05but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:31Let's go.
00:37:40I don't know what your game is,
00:37:42but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:49I had no other choice.
00:37:51I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:58You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00Yeah, that's not...
00:38:07No underwear?
00:38:15That's bad manners, angel.
00:38:19What can I do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:24No.
00:38:28No.
00:38:34You don't know me.
00:38:38You don't know me?
00:38:44I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:48Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51Let's see you do your worst.
00:38:54Let's see you do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:13What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:16You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:21But... but what about...
00:39:23There's no buts.
00:39:26I can't let this happen again.
00:39:37Ugh! Hot block!
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it... big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:58Stop messing with that. You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:08He's not my man.
00:41:13I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps? Huh?
00:41:28What do you want, Brian?
00:41:32Just five minutes.
00:41:36Fine.
00:41:37Harper, are you sure?
00:41:39It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:58Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:07I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me. I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:20This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys? You slut!
00:42:35No, no, no, no.
00:42:37Get off me!
00:42:38Let me see then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:41Show me. Show me!
00:42:42Go with me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:51I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:03We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:29Help me! Help!
00:43:31Why are you playing so hard to get now, slut?
00:43:34Stop it! That's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:39You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:41I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:47And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:50You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:54Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:11Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:14He's not worth it. Let's go.
00:44:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:44Fuck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:55He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:57I handled myself just fine.
00:44:59And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:18You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:26So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:31Let's see who you are.
00:45:46Do we have to do this?
00:45:48What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:50Doesn't your crazy ex-girlfriend know that?
00:45:54Doesn't your crazy ex-girlfriend know that you can't swim?
00:45:58Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex-girlfriend can use against you.
00:46:17I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:50Right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:47:00It's not hard to do.
00:47:13It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:15I got you.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:27You're fine, honey.
00:47:33Just breathe.
00:47:35Just keep breathing.
00:47:38How are you feeling?
00:47:41How are you feeling?
00:47:49Fine.
00:47:51Just insanely distracted.
00:47:54Ready for the next step?
00:48:01I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:04I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh my God.
00:48:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:36Get used to being underwater.
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:58Harper!
00:49:00Harper!
00:49:03What happened? What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:07You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:09I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:20I can't do this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:50Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:54I want you.
00:49:57And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:04Do you really like me?
00:50:19Yes.
00:50:25What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:27We need to talk about this first. Inside.
00:50:29With our minds, not our crotch.
00:50:31Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:33I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:36So you are a grandpa.
00:50:38Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:43Come on. Let's go inside.
00:50:45No. I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:50I'm going to shower.
00:51:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:13So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:24Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:27I'm Elena Kaufman.
00:51:29The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:36And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:38He might be sexy.
00:51:40But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:43Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger.
00:51:45Like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:49Oh, honey. I go where I want.
00:51:52Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:56You've been tracking him?
00:51:58What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:00The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:09It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:12Just all around...
00:52:16not intense enough for him.
00:52:18Not intense enough?
00:52:21Yeah, well...
00:52:23Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:27Oh, please.
00:52:29I'm sorry.
00:52:31I'm sorry.
00:52:33I'm sorry.
00:52:35I'm sorry.
00:52:37Oh, please. Don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:41You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:46You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:48Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:56He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that kissing or pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:08because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:18You little skank.
00:53:28Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:36Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:50Harper! Harper!
00:53:55Smile for TNN, loser!
00:53:57Please help!
00:53:59Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:02That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:33Harper!
00:54:45Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:57Harper! Harper!
00:55:00Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:02You're safe. You're safe.
00:55:04I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:08You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:19It's pathetic.
00:55:21Homewreck?
00:55:24Harper could never homewreck us, Vala.
00:55:27She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:32I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:34You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She can never homewreck us because...
00:55:41there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke, Carter.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:53I don't love you.
00:55:55And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:59How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:14What are you doing?
00:56:16Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:56:19asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell dear old dad
00:56:29that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No. I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait. Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:04Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait! Wait!
00:57:21I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:34I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:41I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:45A lot of brain to her.
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:00She said that.
00:58:05That I would never be able to handle her.
00:58:09She said that.
00:58:12That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that.
00:58:23That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:37That I was too much of a kid.
00:58:41You'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:58I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:04When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:07I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:12And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:20What did you regret?
00:59:22Not doing this sooner.
00:59:42What the hell am I doing?
00:59:44Why'd you stop again?
00:59:46You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:48Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:50I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:55This isn't about Mark.
00:59:57It's about you and me.
00:59:59And you and me.
01:00:01And you and me.
01:00:03And you and me.
01:00:05And you and me.
01:00:07And you and me.
01:00:09It's about you and me.
01:00:11So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:17I'm too dangerous.
01:00:21So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...
01:00:24I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:30There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:33Yeah.
01:00:35It's because you're a coward.
01:00:37You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:39Just admit it.
01:00:40You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:42Just be a man and own it.
01:00:44It's not true.
01:00:45Don't!
01:00:46You're a psycho.
01:00:55I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58♪♪
01:01:05Morning.
01:01:07Bagel?
01:01:08I'm not hungry.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:21No.
01:01:23What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:33Are we even now?
01:01:36You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:40What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:42I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:44You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:54♪♪
01:01:58Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:02Featuring the work of students.
01:02:05Harper Reeves.
01:02:09I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:12Promise.
01:02:14♪♪
01:02:21Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:23Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:27Nope.
01:02:29And he's never going to.
01:02:31Huh?
01:02:32I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:35Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:38Oh, hey!
01:02:40Hey!
01:02:41Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:43You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:47And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:49Stop moping.
01:02:51Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:12Like a million hours?
01:03:14Who the fuck cares?
01:03:16We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:22Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:37Whoops.
01:03:40I think I hear them coming.
01:03:42Let's go.
01:03:44One last touch.
01:03:54Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:04Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:07Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:11What?
01:04:13No, no, no, no.
01:04:15My final project.
01:04:17How am I going to graduate?
01:04:19Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:25Harper!
01:04:28Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:31Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:35Don't say that.
01:04:37It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:46Did you do this?
01:04:48Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:54We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:56You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:58Guess what?
01:05:00You have no right to say that.
01:05:02Guess what?
01:05:04You have no proof.
01:05:06Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:09That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper!
01:05:14There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:16Professor, I can explain.
01:05:20Harper.
01:05:23Is this your work?
01:05:25It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:28We have to fail Harper.
01:05:30It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:33Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:37In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:41Wait, what?
01:05:42Who would buy this crap?
01:05:44I would.
01:05:56Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:59I would.
01:06:02It's you.
01:06:04You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:08Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:10Don't you know who this is?
01:06:12Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:15There's no way.
01:06:17That's okay, Professor.
01:06:18Not everyone has taste.
01:06:22How much for this painting?
01:06:24Oh, no, you...
01:06:25Our starting price is 18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:36Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:42You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:46whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000
01:06:50sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:58Whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:01Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:04Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:11Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:15Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:18Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:22My father still runs this university.
01:07:25Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:30who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor.
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:46What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Boo!
01:07:52No, boo!
01:08:00I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:03Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:06Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:10is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:12I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:15Those dresses, though.
01:08:17Wait, what?
01:08:18Huh?
01:08:22Boo!
01:08:26Boo!
01:08:29My dress!
01:08:31This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:33You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:36What was it that you two said?
01:08:38Oh, right.
01:08:40Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:45The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:48You're being suspended.
01:08:49Let's go.
01:08:50Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:51They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:55Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:57I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:09Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:15What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:21He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:27I was an idiot.
01:09:29And I'm sorry, but I think this might help
01:09:33show you how much I want you.
01:09:37Blindfold?
01:09:39I want you, Harper.
01:09:41I want to do things to you.
01:09:46Bad things.
01:09:49But only if you want me to.
01:09:52I don't want to hurt you.
01:09:54I don't want to hurt you.
01:09:57I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:00I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:03I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:05But you want me to.
01:10:08I do.
01:10:21Why'd we stop?
01:10:23I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:26You're just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:29Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:35And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:46Harper! Harper!
01:10:49Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:51You need to look at this!
01:10:53Can it wait, Maria? I'm having...
01:10:55very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:59Ew! No, that's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:02Harper, look!
01:11:05Wait, so you mean that...
01:11:07the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:09Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:11You need to move out now. You can't keep living with him.
01:11:14I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:25Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:30Who are you?
01:11:32Let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:43Please, please let me go.
01:11:46If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:51Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:54Harper.
01:11:56Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:12:00No, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:03You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:08He humiliated me!
01:12:11But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:15He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:20Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:25Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:28No, no, you can just watch.
01:12:32No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:53A trap? What the hell?
01:12:58I don't know.
01:13:12Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:18I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:22Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:29Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:31You're gonna explain.
01:13:33But first...
01:13:36You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:38Is that text a prank?
01:13:42Harper's in trouble, we need to go.
01:13:47Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:57Oh, looks like he's here.
01:14:00Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:07Get ready, boys.
01:14:10I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:18That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:23I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:53What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Can't talk without your little bodyguard?
01:15:04Let me go, I'll leave Harper...
01:15:06I already told you once, you should have listened to me then.
01:15:13I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:23Are you okay?
01:15:33Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:37Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:40You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:43When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:53Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay, I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:07Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:10I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:12No, Dad!
01:16:13Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship...
01:16:18But?
01:16:19Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:29Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:31Please don't be mad.
01:16:34You're wrong about that.
01:16:37It's not deep down.
01:16:39It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:14Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:16Yes.
01:17:29Yes, Daddy.
01:17:33Say it.
01:17:35Yes, Daddy.
01:17:37Say it.
01:17:40Yes, Daddy.
01:17:46I want you to beg for it.
01:17:51I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:55Yes, Daddy.
01:18:05Stop teasing.
01:18:07I want you now.
01:18:15Daddy, say it.
01:18:18Or I'll punish you.
01:18:25What?
01:18:31Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:50Are you sure about that?
01:18:56Yes.
01:19:07You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:11You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:26You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:29Or it's your life.
01:19:33Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:56I love you.
01:20:01Since I started, I'm not stopping.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:26Ready for round five?
01:20:28Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:30Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:34What if I don't?
01:20:38Who's that?
01:20:39Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:41Honey, you home?
01:20:42Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:44Stop it.
01:20:45Come in, girl.
01:20:49I told you, I'm sorry.
01:20:53I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reeds.
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open them.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not so legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:00You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:05Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present.
01:22:19And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:29I'm sorry, Harper.
01:22:31I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:37Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:43Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:47Did I attack you?
01:22:49I liked it, I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:56But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:59Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.

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