Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas - Full Movie
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00:00:00This is a restricted military facility.
00:00:28Turn around and walk away.
00:00:29Or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:00:31That would be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:00:34Let General Allen know that I'm here, and step aside, soldier.
00:00:38General Allen, huh?
00:00:39Who do you think you are?
00:00:42The damn President?
00:00:45The General doesn't take walk-ins by random men in prissy suits.
00:00:49Back the fuck up, or I'll take you down.
00:01:00What the hell are you doing, soldier?
00:01:11Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:01:17Con man, this is Damien Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:01:22Our top military contractor.
00:01:25He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.
00:01:28You fucking fool!
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir. I'm a fool, sir.
00:01:33Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:01:37At ease, soldier.
00:01:38Step aside.
00:01:48Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.
00:01:55It takes our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:02:00It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better.
00:02:03It's impossible.
00:02:04Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.
00:02:07We can do better.
00:02:10I have.
00:02:11I got it down from 27 minutes to only three.
00:02:17I thought you'd be skeptical.
00:02:19So how about a show and tell?
00:02:21Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan missile.
00:02:24You can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes.
00:02:35Do it again, sir.
00:02:37We'll take all of it.
00:02:38No matter the cost, we'll take it all.
00:02:42Thought you'd say so.
00:02:43Good.
00:02:44Before you leave, the president would like to host you for dinner.
00:02:47Well, I'm honored, but please tell the president I'm unavailable.
00:02:50Tonight, I have other plans.
00:02:52You're standing up for the president.
00:02:54What plans could be more important?
00:02:57Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living, and my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:03:03So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:03:15When we get married and merge our family companies, your Olsen Group will double its value.
00:03:22It's a win-win for me, because I get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.
00:03:36My father is forcing me to find a rich husband, but it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.
00:03:42Get lost, creep.
00:03:44Spoiled bitch! Whatever.
00:03:51So, what do you do for a living?
00:03:54Well, uh, I'm...
00:03:56My father's demanding I settle down, but I don't want a wife when he wants me for my money.
00:04:01I'm in sales. What about you, sir?
00:04:04Sales? How much do you make?
00:04:08But does that really matter?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:12Okay, um, in a good year, 50 or 60...
00:04:1750 grand? Good lord, you can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:04:24Oh, I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so... poor.
00:04:31Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:04:35Pass. Money's the only thing that matters.
00:04:40What a waste of my time.
00:04:42I passed up dinner with the president for this date. Talk about a waste of time.
00:04:46And I meant 50 or 60 million.
00:04:55Had a bad date, huh?
00:04:58Tell me about it. I threw a drink in his face.
00:05:02My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:05:06I was just starting to like your smile.
00:05:09And he'll cut you off unless...
00:05:13That might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
00:05:18Would you want to get married?
00:05:24Married. You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.
00:05:29Oh? Is this a date?
00:05:32It is a Friday night. It's a really nice place and...
00:05:37You look fantastic.
00:05:40This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:05:43Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting-to-know-me phase.
00:05:47My family's business is struggling.
00:05:49My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems...
00:05:55Is marrying me off to some rich snob.
00:05:57I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
00:06:02Doesn't matter. I don't care how much you make.
00:06:05I just need to get married to get my parents off my back while I fix our business.
00:06:09Contract marriage.
00:06:12That could work too.
00:06:13I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.
00:06:18All you'd have to do is play along and...
00:06:20That won't be necessary.
00:06:23I'd marry you for free.
00:06:28So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
00:06:32I'm Damien.
00:06:33Iris Olsen.
00:06:35Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:36Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:38Hope you don't have any Christmas plans.
00:06:40Because as my fiancé, I need you to come meet my family.
00:06:45Looking forward to it.
00:06:52Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
00:06:54Merry Christmas.
00:06:55These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Olsens.
00:06:57They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
00:07:01No need. I'll deliver them myself.
00:07:04But this is a company SUV. I'm a little confused.
00:07:08You're the Olsens' honored guest, and they didn't get you a car?
00:07:11Do they realize who you are?
00:07:13I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:07:16That's how I want it.
00:07:17I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.
00:07:20All right. Whatever you say, sir.
00:07:29Yes? And you are...?
00:07:32Mom, this is my husband.
00:07:34We were just talking about you.
00:07:36Merry Christmas, ma'am. I'm Damien.
00:07:38I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
00:07:42My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:07:45Mom, be respectful. I like him.
00:07:58This is Olsen.
00:08:01You're looking as lovely as ever.
00:08:03Oh, Marcus. What a lovely surprise.
00:08:08I didn't know you'd arrived.
00:08:11Um, what was your name again?
00:08:14Salesman. Oh, Damien. Yes, Damien.
00:08:17You should be honored.
00:08:19This is Marcus Walton, heir to the Walton Group,
00:08:23and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
00:08:30So, you chose to marry this Iris?
00:08:36How...bizarre?
00:08:40Bizarre? Yes!
00:08:43What can I say? My wife Iris has good taste.
00:08:47Don't be rude.
00:08:50Do you know who you're talking to?
00:08:53This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
00:08:59You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
00:09:04You'd be surprised.
00:09:06I'm sorry, Damien. This isn't...
00:09:08Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
00:09:10There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
00:09:14You're right, Marcus.
00:09:16Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
00:09:19It's Christmas! It's Christmas.
00:09:23I'm sorry. Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
00:09:27They only care about being rich, and they hate people who aren't.
00:09:31That's why my mom's being rude to you.
00:09:33They have no idea what being rich means.
00:09:37Damien, are you upset?
00:09:39Please, you're not going to back out of this, right?
00:09:41Oh, no, no, no. I'm all in.
00:09:44When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
00:09:47I'd never screw you like that.
00:09:50I'd never screw you like that.
00:09:53I mean...
00:09:56Unless you consent at first.
00:09:59If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent to anything.
00:10:05And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
00:10:10Well, I'm looking forward to it.
00:10:13But Iris, I really don't need your money. I'm good.
00:10:17Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
00:10:23No, Mom. I didn't.
00:10:25Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
00:10:28Harvey Lambert?
00:10:30He's on the second command of the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.
00:10:39And with Mr. Lambert's support,
00:10:42I'm going to take the one group worldwide and quadruple our profits.
00:10:49You see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive.
00:10:53He's a mover and a shaker.
00:10:56He's the kind of man you should marry, not this salesman.
00:11:00You could probably never get an appointment with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
00:11:05I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
00:11:09Harvey?
00:11:10In this house, we show respect.
00:11:13And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
00:11:17Oh, but I am.
00:11:19Harvey's an old friend.
00:11:25An old friend?
00:11:28That's not possible.
00:11:30Marcus, he's just a salesman.
00:11:32He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
00:11:38On the contrary.
00:11:40I feel bad for you, Iris.
00:11:42Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar.
00:11:47Shame.
00:11:48But don't worry, darling.
00:11:50If he's strapped for cash, I can hook him up.
00:11:52I'm fine.
00:11:55Oh, it's Christmas time.
00:11:59I could hook you up with a big-boy job.
00:12:04You can clean toilets at my company.
00:12:06If you're lucky, he might just catch a glimpse of your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
00:12:14Marcus, stop it.
00:12:16I don't care that Damien is poor.
00:12:18He's much more of a man than you'll ever be.
00:12:20And I won't let you insult him like this.
00:12:25Thanks, babe.
00:12:27But don't worry.
00:12:29They've got me all wrong.
00:12:31I actually, uh...
00:12:38What a coincidence.
00:12:40Father is discussing business with Mr. Lambert.
00:12:45What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.
00:12:49Dad?
00:12:50What?
00:12:51Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person?
00:12:54I'll leave right away.
00:12:56Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but he'd like me to join him.
00:13:00I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey that he's never met you before, you little liar.
00:13:08I can't wait.
00:13:10And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
00:13:16You'll be apologizing to me?
00:13:18All right, well, Mrs. Olsen, Iris, I'm afraid I have to jet, but I have, uh, business to conduct.
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.
00:13:36Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus?
00:13:40And Damien, you liar.
00:13:43Mom, stop it.
00:13:44We're gonna be late for Christmas at Grandpa's.
00:13:46Let's just go.
00:13:55Merry Christmas, Amanda.
00:13:56Merry Christmas, cousin.
00:13:57I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic loser.
00:14:02Merry Christmas.
00:14:08Merry Christmas, family.
00:14:10Who's this, Randall?
00:14:12You must be Tom.
00:14:13Hi, I'm Damien, Iris' husband.
00:14:19So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris without even bothering to meet the family first?
00:14:25Oh, he doesn't care about Iris.
00:14:27He just married her for our money.
00:14:29Listen, guy, we all have a stake in this family business.
00:14:33You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.
00:14:36I told you, Iris darling, bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
00:14:41Enough.
00:14:42It's Christmas.
00:14:43If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are gonna have to leave.
00:14:47Iris, don't be like that.
00:14:49We're just joking.
00:14:50You're the guest of honor tonight.
00:14:52You can't leave.
00:14:54I'm sorry, Damien.
00:15:01My family's business is in trouble, and they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first.
00:15:07It's nothing personal.
00:15:09They just see you as standing in front of their money.
00:15:12It's amusing, actually.
00:15:13They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.
00:15:16I know everything I need to know about you.
00:15:20Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy.
00:15:23You're doing great.
00:15:24This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
00:15:26Well, I'm just keeping my promise.
00:15:28And, Iris, I really don't need your money.
00:15:32I'm having a really good time with you.
00:15:34You're special.
00:15:36And I feel bad.
00:15:38In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
00:15:44But maybe later tonight we can...
00:15:52Auntie Iris!
00:15:54Uh, who's that?
00:15:56Hi, Leslie.
00:15:57This is my new husband, Damien.
00:15:59Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
00:16:01Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:16:03Merry Christmas, kiddo.
00:16:05I didn't know you had a niece.
00:16:06I wouldn't have brought her a gift.
00:16:08Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
00:16:10Whoa.
00:16:11Uncle Damien, my money gun's empty.
00:16:13Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:16:16No, honey.
00:16:18You're asking the wrong man.
00:16:20He's just a broke, small-town loser.
00:16:22He doesn't have any cash for you.
00:16:24Do you, Damien?
00:16:25Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:16:28Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:16:30Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat.
00:16:36Sounds sad, right?
00:16:38Oh, no, I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien.
00:16:40I shouldn't have asked.
00:16:42Tom.
00:16:43Leslie, your dad is joking.
00:16:45But maybe instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:16:50Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun, but I don't have any cash on me.
00:16:54But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:16:57Oh, Damien.
00:16:59You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:17:05Fifty grand.
00:17:08Fifty thousand dollars?
00:17:10Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:17:12That can't be right.
00:17:14Unless...
00:17:15Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:17:21I knew it.
00:17:22He doesn't have this kind of money.
00:17:24He's just trying to show off.
00:17:26This check is worthless.
00:17:28It's not, Leslie.
00:17:30Cash the check.
00:17:34This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.
00:17:36If you're going to pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:17:41Cheap? This is custom made.
00:17:43Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family.
00:17:47Lying to a child to protect your poor ego.
00:17:50How awful.
00:17:52You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing.
00:17:56But now I see why.
00:17:58You guys all jump to conclusions and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:18:03You think I'm some poor loser?
00:18:05If you're a loser, prove it.
00:18:07Cash the check.
00:18:08Take it to the bank.
00:18:10And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:18:13And when the check bounces, it won't.
00:18:19This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:18:24Agreed.
00:18:25Tom, help me with this.
00:18:27I need a drink.
00:18:35What about these Christmas gifts?
00:18:37They're from Damien.
00:18:38It's just a few gifts I got for the family.
00:18:40We can open them up during dinner.
00:18:42I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
00:18:46Hey, tough guy.
00:18:48What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:18:51What is this fuss about, huh?
00:18:54Grandpa.
00:18:56This is my husband, Damien.
00:18:58The one I told you about.
00:18:59Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:19:01Good, good.
00:19:03Small but handsome.
00:19:05You two make a lovely couple.
00:19:07Hey, Dad, what are you doing?
00:19:09Shouldn't you be resting?
00:19:10I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
00:19:14Is that a problem?
00:19:19Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:19:34Thanks.
00:19:43Can I help you, little girl?
00:19:45I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:19:49My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
00:19:54Can you help me cash it?
00:19:56Fifty thousand dollars?
00:19:58I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:20:03I'm sorry.
00:20:05I didn't know.
00:20:06This is authentic.
00:20:07I'll get your cash now.
00:20:13Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:20:15Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:20:20He's Iris' husband.
00:20:22Why don't you?
00:20:23Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married.
00:20:25It was random.
00:20:27Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:20:30Damien isn't like that.
00:20:31Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:20:33I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group?
00:20:38If he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
00:20:43That's enough.
00:20:45It's Christmas dinner.
00:20:47Everyone, be respectful.
00:20:49Damien, I got you a present.
00:21:02I think someone confused me for the dog.
00:21:05Good one, sis.
00:21:08Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:21:14We're going to treat him like one.
00:21:15Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:21:17Actually, I'm not hungry anyway.
00:21:19Oh, you won't eat the food we give you, you ungrateful little gold digger.
00:21:25I'm confused.
00:21:27Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:21:30Damien doesn't deserve Iris.
00:21:32Not even a little.
00:21:34He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
00:21:36He's a terrible role model and a liar.
00:21:40Merry Christmas!
00:21:47The check was real, Dad.
00:21:54Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:21:56It's real.
00:21:57I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.
00:22:04Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:22:06Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:22:08I'm rich.
00:22:10The check was legit.
00:22:11That was 50 grand.
00:22:12That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:22:14How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:22:16Damien, what's going on?
00:22:17Did we just assume he was poor?
00:22:18You did.
00:22:22But you know what they say about assumptions.
00:22:24They make an ass out of you and me.
00:22:26This cannot be real.
00:22:29Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:22:33Of course that's what he did.
00:22:35What a fragile ego.
00:22:36Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
00:22:39Ridiculous. It's shameful.
00:22:42Take it.
00:22:43You obviously need it more than any of us.
00:22:48Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
00:22:51It's sad.
00:22:52Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:54It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:22:58Iris, I'm not broke.
00:23:00And I don't need your money.
00:23:03And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:23:08You'll see.
00:23:09I'm sorry, gifts?
00:23:12Gifts.
00:23:14Let's see them.
00:23:17Come on, Dad. He's just a poor salesman.
00:23:20I'm sure they're just trash.
00:23:22You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:23:25Let's open Amanda's.
00:23:27She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:23:32She's rich.
00:23:35And she gives good gifts.
00:23:37Hey, what about me? I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:23:40I should get the credit.
00:23:41I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:23:43If it wasn't for me, Iris would have bankrupted this company years ago.
00:23:48Excuse me?
00:23:49The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:23:52If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:23:55The company is still failing.
00:23:58Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
00:24:03And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:24:05Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:24:07He has the funds we need.
00:24:09Marcus is a huge success.
00:24:11Go be with him.
00:24:13Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
00:24:19Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:24:22A big deal?
00:24:23Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:24:26Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:24:29Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:24:33I would know.
00:24:35Harvey's an employee.
00:24:39This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:24:43Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:24:45No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
00:24:49Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,
00:24:54you need to get your head examined.
00:24:56Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight,
00:24:59so I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:25:07I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:25:11Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:25:13I'm Marcus, Iris's close friend.
00:25:17Oh, Marcus.
00:25:19I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:25:23It went great. We're officially partnering.
00:25:26There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
00:25:30So I had to rush right back here.
00:25:32Marcus, you are so impressive.
00:25:34Wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:25:37Be patient. That can be arranged.
00:25:41Oh, Marcus.
00:25:43Tell the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:25:53Iris?
00:25:55I don't want anything from you.
00:26:03A five-star golf club membership?
00:26:07This must be worth $30,000.
00:26:10Thanks, Marcus.
00:26:14A 49-year-old whiskey?
00:26:17That's $50,000 right there.
00:26:20Iris, check this out.
00:26:24It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
00:26:27Oh, my goodness.
00:26:29It's got to be worth $100,000.
00:26:32Mr. Lambert's having a bank run in a few days.
00:26:35I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.
00:26:39Marcus, this is too much.
00:26:41You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:26:43Iris, are you serious? This would look amazing on you.
00:26:46You would be the talk of the town.
00:26:49I know, Damien.
00:26:51It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus,
00:26:54but you'll get over it.
00:26:56No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored
00:27:00by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:27:06Okay, Damien, shut up.
00:27:08You're just jealous.
00:27:09You will never be able to afford
00:27:11amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:27:14Marcus, don't even listen to him.
00:27:17He's such a leech.
00:27:19Iris will come to her senses,
00:27:21and then she'll divorce him soon,
00:27:23and then she's all yours.
00:27:25You charmer.
00:27:29Oh, Damien.
00:27:32Whew.
00:27:34Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons,
00:27:36you goddamn fool.
00:27:39We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:27:44But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough,
00:27:47then enlighten us.
00:27:50Show everybody what you got them
00:27:52with your tiny little bank account.
00:27:56Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin,
00:27:59I'm sure.
00:28:01No, no, that's too generous.
00:28:03More like the free donation bin.
00:28:05Not exactly.
00:28:07See for yourselves.
00:28:09You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
00:28:11What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:28:14Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:28:18Mom!
00:28:19I think that's a great idea.
00:28:21I'll take that bet.
00:28:23And when my gifts are more valuable than yours,
00:28:26you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:28:47Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
00:28:50Well, now you can.
00:28:53On your own personal yacht.
00:29:00That's a Lazara.
00:29:02Entry-level boat is ten million.
00:29:05Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law,
00:29:08I hear you like collecting art.
00:29:18That's a Renaissance painting.
00:29:21Those go for about forty million.
00:29:23And this.
00:29:25The only one of its kind.
00:29:27The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace.
00:29:29Worth?
00:29:30One hundred million dollars.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:48How?
00:29:49How is this possible?
00:29:53You had a deal.
00:29:54Right, Marcus?
00:29:56So apologize to my husband.
00:29:58I wasn't writing.
00:30:00Damien was telling the truth.
00:30:02He's rich.
00:30:03Oh, Iris.
00:30:05You chose so well.
00:30:07We were so rude to your husband.
00:30:09We didn't mean it.
00:30:11Marcus made us do it.
00:30:13Wait a second.
00:30:14Wait a second.
00:30:16Damien, Damien, Damien.
00:30:19He almost fooled me.
00:30:22Marcus, what are you talking about?
00:30:25Think about it.
00:30:27How does a broke idiot like this
00:30:29afford any of this?
00:30:31There's only one logical answer.
00:30:34The cheap knockoffs.
00:30:36They're fake.
00:30:38Oh, you're right.
00:30:40I knew it.
00:30:42Come on, Iris.
00:30:43Let's stick with the plan for the family.
00:30:46Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
00:30:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
00:30:52Are you absolutely positive
00:30:55these are cheap fakes
00:30:57just because some middle manager says so?
00:31:00I believe Damien.
00:31:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman
00:31:04to afford such expensive gifts.
00:31:07But we don't know much about him.
00:31:09What's there to know?
00:31:11You seriously think this random loser
00:31:15has a secret deal in there?
00:31:18I don't think so.
00:31:20Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.
00:31:23You've seen luxuries, you're well-traveled.
00:31:25What's your expert opinion?
00:31:27Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:31:35Tom, what are you doing?
00:31:36Just taking my anger out on this fake junk
00:31:38your husband brought.
00:31:41That looks like fun.
00:31:42Hey, I want to try.
00:31:48Do you have any idea what you just did?
00:31:50They're just fakes anyway.
00:31:52I mean, they would end up in the trash eventually.
00:31:55Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy
00:31:58worrying about these gifts.
00:32:00You're so ignorant.
00:32:02What if they were real, Jimmy?
00:32:04What if you just destroyed
00:32:06a $40 million piece of art out of spite?
00:32:09God, you're insane. They're not real.
00:32:11If we displayed this painting,
00:32:13we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:32:29Stop!
00:32:34Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:40You fools!
00:32:41Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa.
00:32:43He's furious with you.
00:32:45No, Amanda, I'm furious with you.
00:32:47The painting, the necklace, the boat.
00:32:51They're real.
00:32:54What?
00:32:55Grandpa, you're joking.
00:33:03Dad, why are you on the floor?
00:33:07I'm cleaning up your mess.
00:33:09This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:33:12No way.
00:33:14Your vision must be fading, Grandpa.
00:33:16Damien just bought some nice-looking fakes.
00:33:21How could I raise kids this stupid?
00:33:27Are you saying these are real?
00:33:29When I was younger, I saw this very painting
00:33:32in the private collection of Mr. Blaine Sr.
00:33:35The richest man in the country.
00:33:37Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:41Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:33:43I destroyed a $40 million painting?
00:33:46I know these diamonds.
00:33:48They were procured at great cost.
00:33:51I smashed a $100 million diamond necklace?
00:33:56Damien, are you really so wealthy?
00:33:59You said you knew Mr. Lambert.
00:34:03Why didn't you tell me?
00:34:05Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money.
00:34:09But I never lied to you.
00:34:13And there's still one gift left.
00:34:17For you.
00:34:19My wife.
00:34:21She deserves the whole world.
00:34:23You don't have to spend so much on me.
00:34:25I don't care about all that.
00:34:27I know.
00:34:29But I care about you.
00:34:31And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:34:33No.
00:34:35This is ridiculous.
00:34:37I'm rich. I'm successful.
00:34:40He's just a...
00:34:43See, Damien?
00:34:45They're real.
00:34:47But he didn't buy them.
00:34:49He stole them.
00:34:54All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert.
00:34:57So how did they get into your hands, Damien?
00:35:01Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:35:04Harvey sent them to me, of course.
00:35:06I've told you all of that.
00:35:08Stop the lying. You stole them from Mr. Lambert.
00:35:11You'll bring us all down with you.
00:35:13You're a criminal. This is outrageous.
00:35:15You worthless fraud.
00:35:17You conned your way into our family, and we nearly fell for it.
00:35:20You belong in jail.
00:35:22Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined because of you.
00:35:26Damien, is this true?
00:35:29Iris, absolutely not.
00:35:32Trust me.
00:35:36Well, what a coincidence.
00:35:39Mr. Lambert just texted me to say that he's on his way here right now.
00:35:43And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien,
00:35:47you're fucked.
00:35:49Perfect. I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by.
00:35:54Mr. Lambert is coming here? On Christmas?
00:35:57Did he say why?
00:35:59He doesn't say why, but it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:36:04He's so screwed.
00:36:06When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:36:09Relax. I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:36:14Damien will take the blame.
00:36:16Mr. Lambert will thank us because we caught a thief for him.
00:36:21We caught a thief for him.
00:36:23Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:36:26I'd do anything for this family.
00:36:29It's just a shame that Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:36:33Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:36:35Iris, be thankful Marcus even likes you.
00:36:37Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:39There's no comparison.
00:36:41He's rich and powerful.
00:36:45Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:49No. I don't believe it.
00:36:52Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:55You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:37:02There has to be an explanation.
00:37:05Right, Damien?
00:37:07Iris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:37:13But I can call Harvey.
00:37:16Mr. Lambert, we'll figure this out.
00:37:19You honestly think we're going to believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:37:26Harvey, whatever else you're doing can wait.
00:37:29Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:37:31Yes, sir. I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP.
00:37:35To the Olsen house.
00:37:39Harvey Lambert will be on his way.
00:37:41Once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:37:44Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:46No. Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO.
00:37:51There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:37:54Well, I think he does have it.
00:37:56Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:37:59You're all looks, no brains.
00:38:01Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:38:04Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number.
00:38:07Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:38:11It's not that simple.
00:38:12Damien, if you're going to lie, at least commit to the bit.
00:38:15You're caught.
00:38:18I believe you. Just show him your call history.
00:38:26I knew it. You lying piece of shit. There's nothing there.
00:38:29This is my work phone.
00:38:30I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:38:33My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking.
00:38:36All calls leave, no trace.
00:38:39So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:43This gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:45Enough. Stop the lying. Stop with the charade.
00:38:49Divorce Iris or we'll call the cops.
00:38:55Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:57Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:39:01Great. Right on time. Just as I ordered.
00:39:04Oh, Damien, keep talking.
00:39:07You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:39:11We'll see. And don't leave Harvey waiting.
00:39:14Let him in and we'll see if he arrests me or not.
00:39:19Who are these men?
00:39:21Those are Vipers.
00:39:23They're the biggest gang south of the Mason-Dixon line.
00:39:26Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:39:28Well, somebody to keep in line your lying, thieving husband.
00:39:32These boys will take care of him for us.
00:39:34They'll take out the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:39:36Marcus, I've told you so many times.
00:39:38I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:39:41Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:39:43Damien, you stole my woman, so this is payback.
00:39:48These gangbangers are going to hang you upside down and bleed you out dry.
00:39:52Oh, these Vipers. I remember them now.
00:39:57They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:39:59Well, damn, Damien. I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:40:03So, let me get this straight.
00:40:05You're a billionaire, a spy, and a CEO arms dealer?
00:40:12Now, have I got that right?
00:40:15In a nutshell, yeah.
00:40:20This is the lunatic I was talking about. He disrespected you.
00:40:24If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying, you'd be roadkill.
00:40:28Captain Brown, your biker gang leader?
00:40:31We've met, but I bet you he was too embarrassed to knees and beg like a dog.
00:40:36You're going to regret that.
00:40:40If you hurt her, I swear to God, let her go.
00:40:44Stop taking it easy on me. What am I paying you for?
00:40:46Get him out of here.
00:40:49Iris, it'll be okay.
00:40:51Move it.
00:40:55Marcus, what have you done?
00:40:57I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:41:00Hey, I did this for us.
00:41:07Just over like you asked, boss.
00:41:09Where's Harp?
00:41:13Mr. Lambert, you're like a business legend. It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Hi, Mr. Lambert. I'm Amanda.
00:41:20I work for your company.
00:41:22You're always so busy, so we've never really met, but...
00:41:25All right, all right, all right. Not all at once.
00:41:28I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:41:31Thank you for coming to our house to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:41:34Merry Christmas?
00:41:37On what?
00:41:39On her wedding.
00:41:41Oh, you must mean Marcus. Yes.
00:41:45Marcus and Iris aren't married. Not officially. Not yet, anyway.
00:41:49Marcus, where is he?
00:41:52Wait.
00:41:54Tie them up.
00:41:56I have places I need to be.
00:41:59So call your gang leader, Brown.
00:42:01Let's get this over with.
00:42:03I need access to Atlas Guns.
00:42:05My guys are...
00:42:06You can buy weapons anywhere, biker.
00:42:08Why?
00:42:09Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now, and my guys need price. I'll triple it.
00:42:12Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:42:16He doesn't your business.
00:42:19He doesn't your business.
00:42:21Hey, Mr. Blaine...
00:42:23Fuck!
00:42:25Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing.
00:42:28Shut up, bitch.
00:42:30One more word, and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:42:35Not so tough now, huh?
00:42:38The Vipers are the biggest gang in this state.
00:42:41No one even care.
00:42:43And with you out, bet your wife...
00:42:45He'll lay even one finger on her.
00:42:47Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:42:51She's gonna love it.
00:42:53There's nothing a poor cuck like you can do.
00:43:00Where'd a loser like you learn to do that?
00:43:02Take him down!
00:43:03But...
00:43:04I was in training.
00:43:06Who are you?
00:43:07Hey!
00:43:08And he'll be very angry to know how you treated me.
00:43:10I'm Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:43:15Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:43:23Where is the man of the hour?
00:43:25Your husband?
00:43:26Taken?
00:43:27By the Vipers?
00:43:29Why?
00:43:31Because Marcus said he stole from you.
00:43:34Marcus said that...
00:43:35Miscommunication.
00:43:36Please, sit.
00:43:37Um...
00:43:38No, no, no.
00:43:39You're a den of fools.
00:43:41Ignorance.
00:43:42Wait, wait.
00:43:43Where...
00:43:44I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine.
00:43:46Told you Damian was trouble.
00:43:48He stole from Mr. Owing.
00:43:51To save my husband.
00:43:52Oh, in the Viper pit?
00:43:54No, I forbid it.
00:44:01Mr.
00:44:02Does this mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:44:04Subducted him.
00:44:06Shit.
00:44:07I'll fix it.
00:44:08Yes, you will.
00:44:10It is your problem.
00:44:12Get Mr. Blaine out safely,
00:44:14or the hellfire might of Atlas will destroy you.
00:44:18Consider it done.
00:44:21I need...
00:44:22Do it.
00:44:24What?
00:44:25Where?
00:44:26We're the...
00:44:28CEO of...
00:44:30Atlas Defense.
00:44:36You can take apart a gun, dickwad.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:39You're so fucked.
00:44:41And someone like you is...
00:44:43Strongest?
00:44:44I never imagined that that ally was some street gang.
00:44:47Don't just stand there, shoot him!
00:44:49Lay that over him.
00:44:51Anyone harm...
00:44:54Boss.
00:44:55What are you doing here?
00:44:57Shit.
00:44:58He really is...
00:44:59To you.
00:45:00I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:45:01VIP?
00:45:02No, sir.
00:45:04He's...
00:45:05He's lying.
00:45:08What the hell was that for?
00:45:10You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps,
00:45:12you stupid fuck.
00:45:14You're a goddamn liar.
00:45:16You owe him nothing.
00:45:20I never saw Blaine's face.
00:45:22Could this be him?
00:45:24What do we do now, boss?
00:45:26The Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:45:29Don't.
00:45:35Oh, shit.
00:45:37Give me that.
00:45:39This is a fake ID.
00:45:41Shitstick, I can't risk this.
00:45:43I need to be able to confirm.
00:45:44Parker, Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:45:53Sorry, Mr. Lambert, I'm confused.
00:45:56Kyle Walton, this isn't a good time.
00:45:58What do you need?
00:45:59I would honor us by arranging a meeting between Mr. Blaine and...
00:46:02This huge fan hub?
00:46:04Fine, I'll handle it.
00:46:06I need to go now.
00:46:08This is an emergency.
00:46:09How much longer to the Viper Pit?
00:46:11Three minutes, sir.
00:46:14Your identity.
00:46:16There's nothing...
00:46:17If you call Mr. Lambert, he's just gonna...
00:46:19He'll just piss him off.
00:46:20Finish him now.
00:46:21Boss, this asshole...
00:46:24Beat him senseless.
00:46:26At least not yet.
00:46:32Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:34Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:39Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:46:41Something more important than meeting Atlas CEO, Mr. Blaine?
00:46:45I'm meeting Mr. Blaine.
00:46:46To the Fortune 500.
00:46:47Get back here to prep.
00:46:52I'm about to get his skull bashed in.
00:46:55And I'm gonna put an iris on my arm.
00:46:58Brown, once Wong Group is in with Mr. Blaine,
00:47:02the Vipers will get their weapons.
00:47:05I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:47:09Kill Damien, we'll be even.
00:47:14See you at the banquet.
00:47:19Time's up.
00:47:20Put it down!
00:47:23Mr. Lambert, what are you doing?
00:47:25Obviously failed, you moron.
00:47:27I am Handel. He's a con man.
00:47:29Who told you he was a con man?
00:47:31Why, the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune himself, Marcus Walton.
00:47:35Marcus Walton has never seen Mr. Blaine.
00:47:38You took his word?
00:47:40No. Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:47:43I'd know him if I saw him.
00:47:45And that guy is no global arms dealer.
00:47:48Very good.
00:47:54I'm doing this for Mr...
00:47:55What?
00:47:59I'll save you, Damien. You may not be rich.
00:48:03I'm sorry, sir. This never should have happened.
00:48:06How do you want to handle this?
00:48:08I'll say the word.
00:48:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:48:13Don't do this. Don't. Don't do this.
00:48:16Pathetic. You did know.
00:48:19I'm sorry. It was Marcus and his lies. I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:48:24I will do that.
00:48:26I run a global war machine larger than most nations' armies.
00:48:29What could...
00:48:31you and your petty little biker gang possibly do for me?
00:48:38Actually, there's one thing.
00:48:42There's a Christmas.
00:48:44Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:48:46Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:48:48Yes, sir.
00:48:57I'll save you, Damien. Don't hurt my husband.
00:49:02Hey, babe.
00:49:07What happened? Where's the gang?
00:49:11This is just a contract marriage. All just for me.
00:49:14Well, at first I was just marrying you as a way to dodge Marcus.
00:49:18But, I don't know. I realized. I think I'm...
00:49:24That makes two of us. Better wife.
00:49:32Wow.
00:49:34We should probably get out of here before those biker dudes come back.
00:49:38We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:49:40I haven't seen the rest at all.
00:49:44Fortunately, I can help.
00:49:47At the business banquet in a couple days,
00:49:50I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:49:54Wait.
00:49:56But instead,
00:49:58But instead,
00:50:00I want to give...
00:50:05Wait, babe.
00:50:07Banquet? Walton group? I don't understand.
00:50:11Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:50:13I'm doing the deal.
00:50:15And I'm changing it.
00:50:17Play big business, Tycoon.
00:50:19And I'll...
00:50:20You're the only member of my family who likes you.
00:50:22We can't keep him waiting.
00:50:29Iris, what is...
00:50:37The doctor says your grandpa has a brain meltdown.
00:50:41Grandma, please wake up.
00:50:44The doctors say all we can do...
00:50:46Sell the company?
00:50:50Sell the company?
00:50:52Iris, we own shares.
00:50:54Fault?
00:50:56Yeah, if you hadn't brought this loser home,
00:50:58Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved,
00:51:00and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:51:02Iris, dish this douche and marry Marcus.
00:51:06His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:51:10There's another option.
00:51:13Don't worry.
00:51:15I called in the world's top medical team.
00:51:17We'll be just fine.
00:51:18Really?
00:51:19Really.
00:51:20Bullshit.
00:51:21You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford
00:51:24the best doctors in the world?
00:51:29You can't even afford decent clothes.
00:51:31Jimmy.
00:51:32Why don't they start by treating your delusions of grandeur?
00:51:35Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
00:51:37Rich, successful...
00:51:38He might not have money, but I trust him.
00:51:41It's contagious.
00:51:42Your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
00:51:46Now get out of here.
00:51:51How can I help?
00:51:54Sorry, who are you?
00:51:56He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
00:51:59A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
00:52:01A Nobel Prize winner.
00:52:04How do you know someone so prestigious?
00:52:06Jimmy.
00:52:08You're going to be okay.
00:52:19Cardiac arrhythmia.
00:52:20It's critical.
00:52:21We need an OR stat.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:30Hey, don't worry.
00:52:32Grandpa's going to be just fine.
00:52:35This is all your fault, salesman.
00:52:38Treatment went smoothly.
00:52:39Harold's stable.
00:52:41He's in recovery.
00:52:43Follow me.
00:52:48Damien's doctor saved Grandpa.
00:52:50I'm not some loser.
00:52:52He's a healthy CEO.
00:52:54I... I...
00:52:56Wait, if the surgery was so successful...
00:53:02While he was under anesthesia for surgery,
00:53:04he's going to need some time to...
00:53:05Just admit it.
00:53:07My patient is just...
00:53:08Damien and his so-called doctor
00:53:11probably forged the chart.
00:53:14It's just a scam to get our family fortune.
00:53:17How low can you go?
00:53:19You.
00:53:20And steal his money?
00:53:21You're all insane.
00:53:22Use your eyes.
00:53:24The surgery was successful.
00:53:26No, it wasn't.
00:53:27Damien doesn't know any real doctors.
00:53:29He's not rich.
00:53:31He killed his funeral.
00:53:32Enough.
00:53:34Oink.
00:53:37Dad, you're awake.
00:53:39Are you okay?
00:53:40Grandpa, we were so worried.
00:53:42It's a miracle.
00:53:44It's a Christmas miracle.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47Miracle.
00:53:48What?
00:53:49The three of you owe Damien and Dr. Franklin an apology.
00:53:52I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
00:53:54I've always been doing every...
00:53:55Credit?
00:53:56Grandpa just woke up.
00:53:57And you're trying to start a fight?
00:53:59You and your husband are so obnoxious.
00:54:01Grandpa, I've been by your side.
00:54:03These two don't care about you.
00:54:04You should take away Iris' inheritance
00:54:06and give it to us instead.
00:54:12Grandpa.
00:54:13What was that for?
00:54:15I'm old.
00:54:16But I'm not stupid.
00:54:19Damien put up with your nonsense for Iris.
00:54:23You twist the truth to try to get your hand.
00:54:28Apologize to Damien.
00:54:30Out of your mouths.
00:54:32Isn't sorry.
00:54:34I am cutting off.
00:54:41I'm sorry.
00:54:42Emily.
00:54:44I'm sorry, Damien.
00:54:46But I have to wonder.
00:54:48I was winning doctor.
00:54:53I've been telling you all this...
00:54:54Buddy, that you think I am.
00:54:56I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:55:01Oh my God, what have I done?
00:55:03Now, did I imagine this?
00:55:06Or did you all spend Christmas telling Iris I wasn't good enough?
00:55:09Quite the opposite.
00:55:11See, the ultimate...
00:55:13Optimism.
00:55:15And I see her character.
00:55:17And I see her lovely personality.
00:55:19And most importantly...
00:55:22She's the one that told us you aren't rich.
00:55:25Why, Iris?
00:55:30I'm in sales.
00:55:31That was a misunderstanding.
00:55:33I just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband.
00:55:36I never expected him to be the richest man in the world.
00:55:39You...
00:55:40At first, I wanted a contract marriage.
00:55:44I never expected him to be this incredible guy.
00:55:47Meeting you is the luckiest moment of my life.
00:55:51I never thought I could find someone as kind and genuine as you.
00:55:56Then you will have a promise wedding.
00:55:59I'd love to.
00:56:01That is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet.
00:56:05We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group.
00:56:09Billion?
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:11But I'm not doing the deal.
00:56:12At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal and shift it to your family's company.
00:56:18Call it a...
00:56:20Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:22Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:25Oh my god.
00:56:27Tom, we're saved.
00:56:29The company...
00:56:34Damien, you'd really...
00:56:38It's already done.
00:56:43Oh my god.
00:56:48I told you, he's unavailable.
00:56:50I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
00:56:53I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey Lambert.
00:56:57Where is he?
00:57:03Unavailable.
00:57:04Son, what's the hold up?
00:57:06As I was telling your boy, Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
00:57:10It's unacceptable. We're here to sign a multi-billion...
00:57:12Bitch, don't you know who we are?
00:57:14Are you out of your mind?
00:57:15Sir is essentially insulting Harvey.
00:57:17Dad, we're here to deal.
00:57:19I'm not going to beg to some secretary.
00:57:21If Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans, we'll go talk to him.
00:57:25Relax, son. You'll meet Mr. Blaine soon.
00:57:27Once you're with him, Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway.
00:57:31It'll all work out fine at Mr. Lambert's convenience.
00:57:36Should I get them back?
00:57:39No. I just got off the phone with the boss to change the plans.
00:57:43Our big contract with them is to be cancelled and reassigned to a local family.
00:57:51That's a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:53Marcus and his father will be upset. Should we notify them?
00:57:56No, don't bother.
00:57:57But if they come back, don't let them in.
00:57:59They screwed up, those morons.
00:58:01Get Dawson in.
00:58:06Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days.
00:58:10He and his wife are coming now, so make sure they are treated like a king and a queen.
00:58:15Mr. Blaine? The CEO of Atlas?
00:58:22Banquet coming up. I'm here at your disposal for anything you need.
00:58:26This is my day and nobody's here to greet me.
00:58:30This is my day and nobody's here to greet me.
00:58:35Who's that asshole over there sucking both of my attention?
00:58:38You don't know? That's Liam Dawson, Mr. Lambert's right-hand man.
00:58:43He's the one orchestrating this entire...
00:58:45I should know.
00:58:47Liam, my family's sponsoring this event.
00:58:52Beth signed a billion dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
00:58:56Don't pretend like you're not in awe of me. I understand I come off as very...
00:59:00Oh, look at the time. How do I have time for lesser guests?
00:59:04I must find Mr. Blaine away from our real VIPs.
00:59:11Mr. Blaine's about to sign a deal with you.
00:59:13I'm who he's messing with.
00:59:18Place it.
00:59:27Here we are, Dom.
00:59:29You ready?
00:59:31I'm ready.
00:59:33Let's go.
00:59:36Here we are, Dom. You ready?
00:59:42Could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
00:59:45Nah. Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security.
00:59:49They must not be anyone important.
00:59:51Marcus, I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert.
00:59:55Your family's business is going to skyrocket.
00:59:58Maybe we should talk.
01:00:00Anyone that does their list, you're going to be somebody.
01:00:03Anyone that does their list, you're going to be somebody.
01:00:12There's Titan like myself.
01:00:14Oh, yes. Damien.
01:00:19Now, how does Brokes know $10,000 ahead?
01:00:23A salesman? Who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:00:27I don't know. It's okay. Don't be surprised.
01:00:30It's outrageous. In fact, it's downright criminal.
01:00:33Do you even know who Mr. Blaine is?
01:00:35Have fun. Impersonating him is a ticket straight to a cell at Guantanamo.
01:00:40Oh, Iris.
01:00:42When are you ever going to learn that if you keep sticking around with this loser,
01:00:45your family's just going to be in trouble?
01:00:52Are you okay, Iris? Did he hurt you?
01:00:55No. I'm fine. Thanks to you.
01:00:59I'm fine.
01:01:00Mr. Blaine are on my side. In any minute now, they're going to be all...
01:01:03I'm not on your side. But if you think you can take...
01:01:06He's intimidating Mr. Blaine.
01:01:08Send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:01:12...embedded drama is exactly why I ordered Dawson to remove you from the guest list.
01:01:23Mr. Blaine, I'm already here. I've been here.
01:01:27You're already here?
01:01:29My apologies, sir. I didn't see you.
01:01:32I gave you one simple order.
01:01:35Don't let the Walton family in.
01:01:39The Waltons?
01:01:41They snuck in. I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:01:46Whoa, did you...
01:01:47Listen around. Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:01:51Good lord, you're a whole bunch of goddamn brutes.
01:01:54He's a con man. He's faking it.
01:01:56I have no right to see my phone.
01:01:58Of course he does. Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner and Mr. Blaine's...
01:02:02I'll figure out who we are soon enough.
01:02:05Seriously, Iris, you're really buying into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:02:08Under your management? Clearly not the sharpest...
01:02:11And his idiotic fool of a wife. What a perfect match.
01:02:15Well, what are you waiting for? Take them down and kick them out!
01:02:27Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:02:30Well, what are you waiting for? Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:02:33Stop!
01:02:35What's going on here?
01:02:40This... this lunatic.
01:02:42He's pretending to be Mr. Blaine. He's attacking the guards.
01:02:46You're the one who...
01:02:47...for the banquet.
01:02:48If the real Mr. Blaine came in and saw this impersonator causing all this trouble, he'd be pissed.
01:02:53So you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:02:55It isn't a claim, it's a fact.
01:02:57I'm disappointed in you, Dawson.
01:02:59I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone.
01:03:02Mr. Dawson doesn't know who you are.
01:03:04You spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone a few minutes ago, right?
01:03:09No problem.
01:03:10Mr. Blaine's number.
01:03:18I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine. I should have recognized you earlier. I...
01:03:22Mr. Dawson, I'm...
01:03:23Shut up!
01:03:25I listened to you and now I've offended Mr. Blaine.
01:03:27Security, take this asshole away.
01:03:32I'm... I'm Marcus Walsh!
01:03:35This time.
01:03:37Now, get Marcus out of my party.
01:03:39And set up a table for my wife and I.
01:03:41Wait. No.
01:03:43I can explain. I know what's going on.
01:03:45Just listen to me!
01:03:50Bag is Mr. Blaine.
01:03:52He stole Mr. Blaine.
01:03:53He proved he isn't poor.
01:03:55Oh, shut up, woman!
01:03:56Lambert, just a few days ago.
01:03:58If I hadn't called him on it, Mr. Lambert would have no idea.
01:04:01How can you prove what you're saying?
01:04:03I'm signing a billion dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:05I know.
01:04:06I could vouch for Marcus.
01:04:08His dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert.
01:04:10Their paperwork and everything is all set for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:14Marcus is far more trustworthy than this ghetto.
01:04:21Ah.
01:04:27You almost won there, Damien.
01:04:29But the thing is, a loser like you can never beat me.
01:04:32Dawson, I expected you to be able to see through the BS and the lies of somebody as desperate as Marcus.
01:04:37But you've only proven your identity through a stolen phone.
01:04:41Exhausting.
01:04:43I'm the one...
01:04:45What would happen if this party fails?
01:04:47Mr. Lambert, Mr. Blaine...
01:04:49They blame me.
01:04:52I lose my job.
01:04:54My bonus.
01:04:56My house.
01:04:57If the real Mr. Blaine shows up and finds this imposter here, this whole event is wrecked.
01:05:02Take them away.
01:05:03You're right. What was I thinking?
01:05:05Get these imposters out of here.
01:05:07Don't touch him.
01:05:13Who the hell are you?
01:05:14Password.
01:05:16Long time. How's it been?
01:05:20Shit.
01:05:21What the hell? What is this?
01:05:23God, what was that for?
01:05:24You're lucky I didn't do worse.
01:05:26You just pissed off the most powerful man in the country.
01:05:29What? No, I didn't. That's...
01:05:31Even if I did...
01:05:33Mr. Blaine, Mr. Lambert are on my side. There's nobody more powerful than them.
01:05:37On...
01:05:41No, that's impossible. You've lost your mind.
01:05:43You've led me with your stupidity.
01:05:45I saw the error of my ways.
01:05:47After you left, Mr. Lambert came over and confirmed his identity himself.
01:05:51So...
01:05:54That means...
01:05:55Blaine?
01:05:58Get him out of here before he pisses off Mr. Blaine anymore.
01:06:03Wait, no, it looks like you're the liar here.
01:06:05I know what's going on here. I know what's going...
01:06:08Brown, he bribed you, right?
01:06:10Jesus, kid, give it up already.
01:06:12No, no, no, just...
01:06:14Listen. Listen.
01:06:15Listen. Listen.
01:06:17It's all making sense now.
01:06:19I kept wondering, how could he steal Mr. Lambert's presents?
01:06:25I don't really know what to believe anymore.
01:06:31Marcus, your talent in spinning webs of lies is truly impressive.
01:06:35It's...
01:06:36If I'm wrong, then prove it.
01:06:40Prove that you're a secret, a secret...
01:06:42You still worship my employee, Harvey Lambert.
01:06:46Hey, boss. How's the party?
01:06:48Yes, sir. I'm on my way.
01:06:51Let's go.
01:06:53Harvey will be here soon.
01:06:54In the meantime, care to get a drink?
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:58Another fake phone call?
01:07:00Try something new.
01:07:01We might have fallen for that the first time, but not again.
01:07:04Why would he lie? Why?
01:07:06I don't know. To impress you, Iris, you seem to fall for all of his lies.
01:07:09But I'm not.
01:07:10Marcus, that's enough.
01:07:12I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth out.
01:07:15Did you just threaten my son?
01:07:16Dad.
01:07:17Thank God.
01:07:21Dad.
01:07:22They caught you.
01:07:24You're fucked.
01:07:25It's Kyle Walton, Marcus's father.
01:07:27Yeah, my company does business with him from time to time.
01:07:31This should be interesting.
01:07:32Wait, Dad.
01:07:33This is the fraud that stole Iris from me.
01:07:35I was never yours, asshole.
01:07:37Whatever.
01:07:39He's been posing as Mr. Blank too.
01:07:41And this filthy viper's been helping him.
01:07:43Do you fools know what a monumental mistake you're making?
01:07:46Do you know who I am?
01:07:47Yeah, yeah. Kyle Walton.
01:07:49Yes.
01:07:50Ship with Atlas. Yes?
01:07:52You've done your research, cotton man.
01:07:54Most companies would kill for a position like that.
01:07:56Then show some respect.
01:07:58And get your sniveling son in line.
01:08:01Or else.
01:08:02He's not broke.
01:08:04He's a salesman.
01:08:05Influencing Atlas, the world's biggest defense contractor.
01:08:10Dad.
01:08:11Dad.
01:08:12Holy shit, he's always making stuff up.
01:08:14And we're not falling for it.
01:08:16Okay then.
01:08:17In a moment.
01:08:18I warned you.
01:08:21Some partnerships with the Walton Group.
01:08:23Effective immediately.
01:08:26I'm sick of all of your
01:08:27God damn break bones.
01:08:29See that?
01:08:30I'm leaving any real contacts in here.
01:08:36It's not as important as what you think you are.
01:08:38Enough of this nonsense.
01:08:40You're about to meet the real Mr. Blaine.
01:08:44Obviously this entire con
01:08:46was all about making money.
01:08:48So here you go, asshole.
01:08:49Take the money and get out.
01:08:50You can drop the act now.
01:08:52You and your son
01:08:53have seriously just crossed the line.
01:08:56Oh, Brown.
01:09:00What?
01:09:02Atlas canceled all of our contracts?
01:09:05We're bankrupt?
01:09:06Dad.
01:09:08Dad.
01:09:09Dad, what's going on?
01:09:11That's exactly what he said would happen.
01:09:13Atlas ended our contracts.
01:09:15We're over leveraged now.
01:09:17What do you mean?
01:09:18It means you're broke, Marcus.
01:09:20How could,
01:09:21how could Damien
01:09:23possibly make Atlas do it?
01:09:24Please restore our partnership.
01:09:26I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
01:09:27It was a mistake.
01:09:29Dad, what are you doing?
01:09:30Like you haven't screwed things up enough.
01:09:33My idiot son
01:09:35apologized to Mr. Blaine now.
01:09:37Dad, he's lying.
01:09:40When the real Mr. Blaine gets here,
01:09:42we're going to sign a billion dollar contract.
01:09:44It doesn't matter if we're broke now,
01:09:45we're going to be more rich than we ever were.
01:09:47You idiot.
01:09:48Why would Atlas end our partnership
01:09:49if Mr. Blaine planned to extend it?
01:09:52Because,
01:09:54because
01:09:55if you use Mr. Blaine's phone and send her,
01:09:57we're going to expose this little fucking fraud.
01:10:08I hope you're right, son.
01:10:10The Walton Group is too powerful.
01:10:12The real Mr. Blaine...
01:10:13Good thing you broke his phone.
01:10:15When the real Mr. Blaine shows up,
01:10:17this fraud won't be able to pull off any more tricks.
01:10:21Dawson, how could you let an imposter in here?
01:10:24I'll make sure Mr. Blaine...
01:10:25I'm sorry, sir.
01:10:29Security, arrest him.
01:10:34Well,
01:10:36well, Iris,
01:10:38have fun in prison with your poor old wire of a husband.
01:10:42He could have been with me.
01:10:45Thanking me, I'm sure a man as poor as you has never tasted wine.
01:10:49Oh, Iris,
01:10:50don't worry.
01:10:51He's in prison. I'll...
01:10:53I'll free you.
01:10:55And then once Mr. Blaine is on my side,
01:10:59I'll be able to do anything that I want.
01:11:06That's Mr. Lambert.
01:11:08He runs several Atlas subsidiaries for Mr. Blaine.
01:11:14Mr. Lambert.
01:11:18We'll finally meet in person.
01:11:20I'm Marcus Walton.
01:11:23Thank you for arranging this meeting and deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:11:28Marcus Walton, what are you doing here?
01:11:31Oh, of course.
01:11:32You mean the imposter?
01:11:33Get this woman out right now.
01:11:35You should have never let him in in the first place.
01:11:48You...
01:11:49I'm sorry, sir. I'll handle this.
01:11:56Did he...
01:11:57Did I just hear that right?
01:11:59I heard that too.
01:12:00Mr. Lambert called him sir.
01:12:03Wait, this means that...
01:12:06You worthless fool.
01:12:07You ruined everything.
01:12:08You've destroyed...
01:12:09Oh, God.
01:12:11Dawson, neither Atlas or any of his partners or subsidiaries ever again.
01:12:16Mr. Lambert.
01:12:17Mr. Blaine.
01:12:19I was just trying to protect this event.
01:12:21The Waltons repeatedly tried to harm and frame Mr. Blaine.
01:12:25All of the Atlas contracts with you...
01:12:28A loan. I don't understand.
01:12:30Business losses.
01:12:31It was granted by a hedge fund.
01:12:33I control.
01:12:35And at 12 percent...
01:12:3684 million dollars.
01:12:38That you...
01:12:39I'll seize your assets.
01:12:43Mr. Blaine, I...
01:12:44I was wrong.
01:12:45Please, please, I'm sorry.
01:12:48That's Mr. Blaine and he's done with you, Marcus.
01:12:51Get this little snot in his father out of here.
01:12:53They can't afford to be here anymore.
01:12:57I thought that...
01:12:58Buford would have been the perfect small...
01:13:01I was met with hostility.
01:13:03Paul.
01:13:05There was one person...
01:13:08Didn't care about my status.
01:13:11Supported me.
01:13:13The entire time.
01:13:15Iris, I want to make you the happiest woman in the world.
01:13:19And give you everything you deserve.
01:13:28Iris, awesome.
01:13:29Yes.
01:13:35How lovely.
01:13:37A Christmas miracle.
01:13:40The ones you love.
01:13:41Merry Christmas.
01:13:43Merry Christmas!