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Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas - Full Movie
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00:00:00This is a restricted military facility.
00:00:28Turn around and walk away.
00:00:29Or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:00:31That would be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:00:34Let General Allen know that I'm here and step aside, soldier.
00:00:38General Allen, huh?
00:00:39Who do you think you are?
00:00:42The damn President?
00:00:45The General doesn't take walk-ins by random men in printed suits.
00:00:50Shut the fuck up or I'll take you down.
00:01:08The hell are you doing, soldier?
00:01:12Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:01:17Con man, this is Damien Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:01:22Our top military contractor.
00:01:25He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.
00:01:28You fucking fool!
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir. I'm a fool, sir.
00:01:33Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:01:37At ease, soldier. Step aside.
00:01:47Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile
00:01:51takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.
00:01:54Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:01:59It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better.
00:02:02It's impossible.
00:02:03Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.
00:02:06We can do better.
00:02:08I have.
00:02:10I got it down from 27 minutes to only three.
00:02:17I thought you'd be skeptical.
00:02:19So how about a show and tell?
00:02:21Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan missile.
00:02:24Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes.
00:02:36Do it again, sir. We'll take all of it.
00:02:39No matter the cost, we'll take it all.
00:02:42Thought you'd say so.
00:02:44Before you leave, the President would like to host you for dinner.
00:02:47Well, I'm honored, but please tell the President I'm unavailable.
00:02:50Tonight, I have other plans.
00:02:52You're standing up for the President.
00:02:55What plans could be more important?
00:02:57Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living.
00:03:01And my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:03:03So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:03:15When we get married and merge our family companies,
00:03:18your Olsen Group will double its value.
00:03:23And it's a win-win for me.
00:03:25Because I get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.
00:03:37My father is forcing me to find a rich husband,
00:03:40but it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.
00:03:43Get lost, creep.
00:03:45Spoiled bitch! Whatever.
00:03:50So, what do you do for a living?
00:03:53Well, uh, I'm...
00:03:56My father's demanding I settle down,
00:03:58but I don't want a wife when he wants me for my money.
00:04:01I'm in sales. What about you, sir?
00:04:04Sales? How much do you make?
00:04:07But does that really matter?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:12Okay, um...
00:04:14In a good year, 50 or 60...
00:04:1660 grand?
00:04:18Good Lord, you...
00:04:20You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:04:24Oh, I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...
00:04:30poor.
00:04:32Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:04:35Pass. Money's the only thing that matters.
00:04:39What a waste of my time.
00:04:41I passed up dinner with the president for this date.
00:04:44Talk about a waste of time.
00:04:46And I meant 50 or 60 million.
00:04:54Had a bad date, huh?
00:04:57Tell me about it.
00:04:59I threw a drink in his face.
00:05:01My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:05:06I was just starting to like your smile.
00:05:09And he'll cut you off unless...
00:05:12This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
00:05:18Would you want to get married?
00:05:24Married.
00:05:26You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.
00:05:29Oh? Is this a date?
00:05:31It is a Friday night.
00:05:33It's a really nice place and...
00:05:37you look fantastic.
00:05:39This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:05:42Okay. Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting-to-know-me phase.
00:05:47My family's business is struggling.
00:05:49My father, a very traditional man,
00:05:52has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
00:05:55is marrying me off to some rich snob.
00:05:57I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
00:06:02It doesn't matter. I don't care how much you make.
00:06:05I just need to get married to get my parents on my back while I fix our business.
00:06:09Contract marriage.
00:06:11Huh. That could work too.
00:06:13I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.
00:06:18All you'd have to do is play along and...
00:06:20That won't be necessary.
00:06:23I'd marry you for free.
00:06:26So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
00:06:30I'm Damien.
00:06:32Iris Olsen. Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:35Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:37Hope you don't have any Christmas plans,
00:06:39because as my fiancé, I need you to come meet my family.
00:06:43Looking forward to it.
00:06:50Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
00:06:52Merry Christmas.
00:06:53These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Olsens.
00:06:55They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
00:06:59No need. I'll deliver them myself.
00:07:02But this is a company SUV. I'm a little confused.
00:07:06You're the Olsens' honored guest, and they didn't get you a car?
00:07:09Do they realize who you are?
00:07:11I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:07:13That's how I want it.
00:07:15I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.
00:07:18All right. Whatever you say, sir.
00:07:21Whatever you say, sir.
00:07:29Yes, and you are?
00:07:32Mom, this is my husband.
00:07:34We were just talking about you.
00:07:36Merry Christmas, ma'am. I'm Damien.
00:07:39I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
00:07:42My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:07:45Mom, be respectful. I like him.
00:07:50Oh, God.
00:07:58This is Olsen.
00:08:01You're looking as lovely as ever.
00:08:04Oh, Marcus. What a lovely surprise.
00:08:08I didn't know you'd arrived.
00:08:11Um, what was your name again?
00:08:14Salesman. Oh, Damien. Yes, Damien.
00:08:17You should be honored.
00:08:19This is Marcus Walton, heir to the Walton Group
00:08:23and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
00:08:30So, you chose to marry this Iris?
00:08:36How bizarre.
00:08:40Bizarre? Yes.
00:08:43What can I say? My wife Iris has good taste.
00:08:47Don't be rude.
00:08:50Do you know who you're talking to?
00:08:53This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
00:08:59You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
00:09:04You'd be surprised.
00:09:06I'm sorry, Damien. This isn't...
00:09:08Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
00:09:10There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
00:09:14You're right, Marcus.
00:09:16Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
00:09:19It's Christmas! It's Christmas.
00:09:25I'm sorry. Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
00:09:29They only care about being rich and they hate people who aren't.
00:09:33That's why my mom's being rude to you.
00:09:35They have no idea what being rich means.
00:09:40Damien, are you upset?
00:09:42Please, you're not going to back out of this, right?
00:09:44Oh, no, no, no. I'm all in.
00:09:47When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
00:09:50I'd never screw you like that.
00:09:53I mean, unless you consent at first.
00:09:59If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent to anything.
00:10:05And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
00:10:10Well, I'm looking forward to it.
00:10:12But Iris, I really don't need your money. I'm good.
00:10:16Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
00:10:22No, Mom. I didn't.
00:10:24Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
00:10:27Harvey Lambert?
00:10:29He's on the second command of the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.
00:10:38And with Mr. Lambert's support, we're going to take the one group worldwide and quadruple our profits.
00:10:49You see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive.
00:10:52He's a mover and a shaker.
00:10:55He's the kind of man you should marry.
00:10:58Not this salesman who could probably never get an appointment with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
00:11:05I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
00:11:08Harvey? In this house, we show respect.
00:11:13And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
00:11:17Oh, but I am. Harvey's an old friend.
00:11:25An old friend. That's not possible.
00:11:30Marcus, he's just a salesman. He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
00:11:38On the contrary.
00:11:40I feel bad for you, Iris.
00:11:42Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar. Shame.
00:11:48But don't worry, darling. If he's strapped for cash, I can hook him up.
00:11:52I'm fine. Thank you.
00:11:55Oh, it's Christmas time.
00:11:59I could hook you up with a big-boy job.
00:12:04You can clean toilets at my company.
00:12:06If you're lucky, he might just catch a glimpse of your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
00:12:14Marcus, stop it. I don't care that Damien is poor.
00:12:18He's much more of a man than you'll ever be, and I won't let you insult him like this.
00:12:25Thanks, babe. But don't worry. They've got me all wrong.
00:12:31I actually, uh...
00:12:38What a coincidence.
00:12:40Father is discussing business with Mr. Lambert.
00:12:45What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.
00:12:49Dad?
00:12:50What?
00:12:51Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person?
00:12:54I'll leave right away.
00:12:56Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but he'd like me to join him.
00:13:00I'll just confirm with your old friend Harvey that he's never met you before, you little liar.
00:13:08I can't wait.
00:13:10And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
00:13:16You'll be apologizing to me?
00:13:19All right, well, Mrs. Olsen, Iris, I'm afraid I have to jet, but I have business to conduct.
00:13:27But don't worry. I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.
00:13:36Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus?
00:13:40And Damien, you liar.
00:13:43Mom, stop it. We're going to be late for Christmas at Grandpa's. Let's just go.
00:13:49Okay.
00:13:55Merry Christmas, Amanda.
00:13:56Merry Christmas, cousin.
00:13:58I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic loser.
00:14:02Merry Christmas.
00:14:09Merry Christmas, family.
00:14:11Who's this random?
00:14:12You must be Tom.
00:14:14Hi, I'm Damien, Iris' husband.
00:14:19So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris without even bothering to meet the family first?
00:14:25Oh, he doesn't care about Iris. He just married her for our money.
00:14:29Listen, guy, we all have a stake in this family business.
00:14:33You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.
00:14:36I told you, Iris darling, bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
00:14:41Enough. It's Christmas.
00:14:43If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are going to have to leave.
00:14:47Iris, don't be like that. We're just joking.
00:14:50You're the guest of honor tonight. You can't leave. Come on, come here.
00:15:00I'm sorry, Damien.
00:15:02My family's business is in trouble, and they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first.
00:15:08It's nothing personal. They just see you as standing in front of their money.
00:15:12It's amusing, actually. They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.
00:15:16I know everything I need to know about you.
00:15:21Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy. You're doing great.
00:15:26This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
00:15:28Well, I'm just keeping my promise.
00:15:30And, Iris, I really don't need your money.
00:15:34I'm having a really good time with you.
00:15:36You're special.
00:15:38And I feel bad.
00:15:40In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
00:15:44But, maybe later tonight we can...
00:15:52Auntie Iris!
00:15:54Uh, who's that?
00:15:56Hi, Leslie. This is my new husband, Damien.
00:15:59Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
00:16:01Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:16:03Merry Christmas, kiddo.
00:16:05I didn't know you had a niece. I wouldn't have brought her a gift.
00:16:08Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
00:16:10Whoa.
00:16:11Uncle Damien, my money gun's empty.
00:16:13Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:16:16No, honey.
00:16:18You're asking the wrong man.
00:16:20He's just a broke, small-town loser.
00:16:22He doesn't have any cash for you.
00:16:24Do you, Damien?
00:16:25Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:16:28Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:16:30Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat.
00:16:36Sounds sad, right?
00:16:38Oh, no. I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien. I shouldn't have asked.
00:16:42Tom, Leslie, your dad is joking.
00:16:45But maybe, instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:16:50Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun, but I don't have any cash on me.
00:16:54But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:16:57Oh, Damien.
00:16:59You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:17:05Fifty grand?
00:17:08Fifty thousand dollars?
00:17:10Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:17:12That can't be right. Unless...
00:17:15Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:17:21I knew it. He doesn't have this kind of money.
00:17:24He's just trying to show off.
00:17:26This check is worthless.
00:17:28It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.
00:17:34This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.
00:17:37If you're going to pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:17:42Cheap? This is custom made.
00:17:44Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family.
00:17:48Lying to a child to protect your poor ego.
00:17:51How awful.
00:17:53You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing.
00:17:57But now I see why.
00:17:59You guys all jump to conclusions, and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:18:04You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it.
00:18:07Cash the check. Take it to the bank.
00:18:10And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:18:13And when the check bounces, it won't.
00:18:19This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:18:24Agreed. Tom, help me with this.
00:18:27Get me a drink.
00:18:34Who brought these Christmas gifts?
00:18:36They're from Damien.
00:18:38It's just a few gifts I got for the family. We can open them up during dinner.
00:18:41I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
00:18:46Hey, tough guy. What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:18:50What is this fuss about, huh?
00:18:53Grandpa.
00:18:56This is my husband, Damien. The one I told you about.
00:18:59Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:19:01Good, good. Not too tall, but handsome.
00:19:04You two make a lovely couple.
00:19:07Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
00:19:10I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
00:19:14Is that a problem?
00:19:18Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:19:23Let's eat.
00:19:44Can I help you, little girl?
00:19:46I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:19:49My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
00:19:54Can you help me cash it?
00:19:56Fifty thousand dollars?
00:19:58I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:20:03I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:20:06This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.
00:20:13Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:20:15Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:20:20He's Iris' husband. Why don't you?
00:20:23Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random.
00:20:27Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:20:30Damien isn't like that. Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:20:34I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group?
00:20:39If he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
00:20:43That's enough. It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.
00:20:49Damien, I got you a present.
00:21:02I think someone confused me for the dog. Good one, sis.
00:21:07Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:21:13We're going to treat him like one.
00:21:15Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:21:17Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.
00:21:19Oh, you won't eat the food we give you, you ungrateful little gold digger.
00:21:24I'm confused.
00:21:26Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:21:30Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.
00:21:33He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check. He's a terrible role model and a liar.
00:21:39Merry Christmas!
00:21:46The check was real, Dad.
00:21:52Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:21:54It's real. I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.
00:22:00Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:22:02Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:22:04I'm rich.
00:22:06The check was legit.
00:22:07That was 50 grand. That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:22:10How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:22:12Damien, what's going on?
00:22:13Did we just assume he was poor?
00:22:15You did.
00:22:18But, you know what they say about assumptions. They make an ass out of you and me.
00:22:23This cannot be real.
00:22:25Oh, God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:22:29Of course that's what he did. What a fragile ego.
00:22:32Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
00:22:35Ridiculous. It's shameful. Take it.
00:22:39You obviously need it more than any of us.
00:22:43Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man. It's sad.
00:22:47Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:49It's not worth going to jail for.
00:22:52Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:54It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:22:58Iris, I'm not broke.
00:23:00And I don't need your money.
00:23:02And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:23:07You'll see.
00:23:09I'm sorry, gifts?
00:23:12Gifts.
00:23:14Let's see them.
00:23:17Come on, Dad. He's just a poor salesman.
00:23:20I'm sure they're just trash.
00:23:22You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:23:25Let's open Amanda's.
00:23:27She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:23:32She's rich.
00:23:35And she gives good gifts.
00:23:37Hey, what about me? I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:23:40I should get the credit.
00:23:42I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:23:44If it wasn't for me, Iris would have bankrupt this company years ago.
00:23:48Excuse me?
00:23:49The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:23:52If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:23:55The company is still failing.
00:23:58Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
00:24:03And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:24:05Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:24:08He has the funds we need.
00:24:10Marcus is a huge success.
00:24:12Go be with him.
00:24:14Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
00:24:19Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:24:22A big deal?
00:24:24Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:24:27Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:24:30Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:24:34I would know.
00:24:36Harvey's an employee.
00:24:40This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:24:43Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:24:45No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
00:24:49Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,
00:24:54you need to get your head examined.
00:24:56Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight,
00:24:59so I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:25:07I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:25:11Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:25:13I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:25:17Marcus, I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:25:23It went great. We're officially partnering.
00:25:25There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
00:25:29So I had to rush right back here.
00:25:31Marcus, you are so impressive.
00:25:33Wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:25:37Be patient. That can be arranged.
00:25:41Oh, Marcus, show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:25:53Iris?
00:25:55I don't want anything from you.
00:26:03A five-star golf club membership?
00:26:07This must be worth $30,000.
00:26:10Thanks, Marcus.
00:26:14A 49-year-old whiskey?
00:26:17That's $50,000 right there.
00:26:21Iris, check this out.
00:26:24It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
00:26:28Oh, my goodness. It's got to be worth $100,000.
00:26:32Mr. Lambert's having a bank run in a few days.
00:26:35I was hoping I would wear it and be my date.
00:26:39Marcus, this is too much.
00:26:41You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:26:43Iris, are you serious? This would look amazing on you.
00:26:46You would be the talk of the town.
00:26:49I know, Damien, it must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus,
00:26:54but you'll get over it.
00:26:56No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:27:06Okay, Damien, shut up. You're just jealous.
00:27:09You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:27:14Marcus, don't even listen to him. He's such a leech.
00:27:19Iris will come to her senses, and then she'll divorce him soon,
00:27:23and then she's all yours, you charmer.
00:27:29Oh, Damien.
00:27:32Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
00:27:38We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:27:43But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
00:27:49Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
00:27:54Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
00:27:58No, no, that's too generous. More like the free donation bin.
00:28:02Not exactly. See for yourselves.
00:28:06You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
00:28:08What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:28:11Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:28:15Mom!
00:28:16I think that's a great idea.
00:28:18I'll take that bet.
00:28:20And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:28:45Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open sea.
00:28:48Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
00:28:51Well, now you can.
00:28:53From your own personal yacht.
00:29:00It's a Lazara.
00:29:02Entry level boat is ten million.
00:29:05Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.
00:29:08I hear you like collecting art.
00:29:19That's a Renaissance painting.
00:29:21Those go for about forty million.
00:29:23And this.
00:29:25The only one of its kind.
00:29:27The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace.
00:29:29Worth?
00:29:30One hundred million dollars.
00:29:33Okay.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:47How?
00:29:48How is this possible?
00:29:53You had a deal.
00:29:54Right, Marcus?
00:29:56So apologize to my husband.
00:29:58I wasn't writing.
00:30:00Damien was telling the truth.
00:30:02He's rich.
00:30:03Oh, Iris, you chose so well.
00:30:07We were so rude to your husband.
00:30:09We didn't mean it.
00:30:11Marcus made us do it.
00:30:13Wait a second.
00:30:14Wait a second.
00:30:16Damien, Damien, Damien.
00:30:20You almost fooled me.
00:30:22Marcus, what are you talking about?
00:30:25Think about it.
00:30:27How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
00:30:31There's only one logical answer.
00:30:34The cheap knockoffs.
00:30:36They're fake.
00:30:38You're right.
00:30:40I knew it.
00:30:42Come on, Iris.
00:30:43Let's stick with the plan.
00:30:45For the family.
00:30:46Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
00:30:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
00:30:52Are you absolutely positive
00:30:55these are cheap fakes
00:30:57just because some middle manager says so?
00:31:00I believe Damien.
00:31:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman
00:31:04to afford such expensive gifts.
00:31:07But we don't know much about him.
00:31:09What's there to know?
00:31:11Seriously think that this random loser
00:31:15has a secret deal in there?
00:31:18I don't think so.
00:31:20Grandpa who?
00:31:22You're a smart man.
00:31:23You've seen luxuries.
00:31:24You're well-traveled.
00:31:25What's your expert opinion?
00:31:27Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:31:35Tom, what are you doing?
00:31:36Just taking my anger out on this fake joke
00:31:38your husband brought.
00:31:40That looks like fun.
00:31:42Hey, I want to try.
00:31:48Do you have any idea what you just did?
00:31:50They're just fakes anyway.
00:31:51I mean, they would end up in the trash eventually.
00:31:54Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy
00:31:57worrying about these gifts.
00:31:59You're so ignorant.
00:32:01What if they were real, Jimmy?
00:32:03What if you just destroyed
00:32:05a $40 million piece of art out of spite?
00:32:08God, you're insane.
00:32:09They're not real.
00:32:10If we displayed this painting
00:32:12we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:32:22Stop!
00:32:29Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:35You fools!
00:32:37Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa.
00:32:39He's furious with you.
00:32:40No, Amanda, I'm furious with you.
00:32:43The painting, the necklace, the bow.
00:32:47They're real.
00:32:49What?
00:32:51Grandpa, you're joking.
00:32:58Dad, why are you on the floor?
00:33:02I'm cleaning up your mess.
00:33:04This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:33:07No way.
00:33:08Your vision must be fading, Grandpa.
00:33:11Damien just bought some new glasses.
00:33:13How could I raise kids this stupid?
00:33:19Are you saying these are real?
00:33:21When I was younger, I saw this very painting
00:33:24in the private collection of Mr. Blaine Sr.
00:33:27The richest man in the country.
00:33:30Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:34Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell it.
00:33:36He'd sell it.
00:33:38Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:42Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:33:44I destroyed a $40 million painting?
00:33:46I know these diamonds.
00:33:48They were procured at great cost.
00:33:51I smashed a $100 million diamond necklace?
00:33:56Damien, are you really so wealthy?
00:34:00You said you knew Mr. Lambert.
00:34:03Why didn't you tell me?
00:34:05Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money.
00:34:09But I never lied to you.
00:34:13And there's still one gift left.
00:34:17For you.
00:34:19My wife.
00:34:21She deserves the whole world.
00:34:23You don't have to spend so much on me.
00:34:25I don't care about all that.
00:34:27I know.
00:34:29But I care about you.
00:34:31And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:34:33No.
00:34:35This is ridiculous.
00:34:37I'm rich.
00:34:39I'm successful.
00:34:41He's just a...
00:34:43See, Damien?
00:34:45They're real.
00:34:47But he didn't buy them.
00:34:49He stole them.
00:34:55All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert.
00:34:57So how did they get into your hands, Damien?
00:35:01Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:35:03Harvey sent them to me, of course.
00:35:05I've told you all of that.
00:35:07Stop the lying.
00:35:09You stole them from Mr. Lambert.
00:35:11You'll bring us all down with you.
00:35:13You're a criminal. This is outrageous.
00:35:15You worthless fraud.
00:35:17You conned your way into our family,
00:35:19and we nearly fell for it.
00:35:21You belong in jail.
00:35:23Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined because of you.
00:35:27Damien, is this true?
00:35:29Iris, absolutely not.
00:35:33Trust me.
00:35:37Wow, what a coincidence.
00:35:39Mr. Lambert just texted me to say that he's on his way here right now.
00:35:43And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien,
00:35:47you're fucked.
00:35:49Perfect.
00:35:51I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by.
00:35:55Mr. Lambert is coming here?
00:35:57On Christmas?
00:35:59Did he say why?
00:36:01He doesn't say why, but it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:36:05He's so screwed.
00:36:07When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:36:11Relax.
00:36:13I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:36:15Damien will take the blame.
00:36:17Mr. Lambert will thank us because...
00:36:21we caught a thief for him.
00:36:23Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:36:25I'd do anything for this family.
00:36:27It's just a shame that Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:36:31Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:36:33Iris, be thankful Marcus even likes you.
00:36:35Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:37There's no comparison.
00:36:39He's rich and powerful and...
00:36:43Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:47No.
00:36:49I don't believe it.
00:36:51Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:53Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:55You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:37:01There has to be an explanation.
00:37:05Right, Damien?
00:37:07Iris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:37:13But I can call Harvey.
00:37:15Mr. Lambert,
00:37:17figure this out.
00:37:19You honestly think we're going to believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:37:23Shh.
00:37:25Harvey,
00:37:27whatever else you're doing can wait.
00:37:29Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:37:31Yes, sir. I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP.
00:37:35To the Olsen house.
00:37:39Harvey Lambert will be on his way.
00:37:41Once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:37:43Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:45No.
00:37:47Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO.
00:37:51There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:37:53Well, I think he does have it.
00:37:55Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:37:59You're all looks, no brains, huh?
00:38:01Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:38:03Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number.
00:38:07Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:38:11It's not that simple.
00:38:13Damien, if you're going to lie, at least commit to the bit.
00:38:15Oh, my God.
00:38:17I believe you.
00:38:19Just show him your call history.
00:38:25I knew it.
00:38:27You lying piece of shit. There's nothing there.
00:38:29This is my work phone.
00:38:31I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:38:33My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking.
00:38:37All calls leave, no trace.
00:38:39So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:43This gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:45Enough. Stop the lying. Stop with the charade.
00:38:49Divorce Iris or we'll call the cops.
00:38:55Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:57Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:39:01Great. Right on time.
00:39:03Just as I ordered.
00:39:05Oh, Damien, keep talking.
00:39:07You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:39:11See? And don't leave Harvey waiting.
00:39:13Let him in.
00:39:15And we'll see if he arrests me or not.
00:39:19Who are these men?
00:39:21Those are, uh, Vipers.
00:39:23They're the biggest gang south of the Mason-Dixon line.
00:39:25Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:39:27Well, somebody to keep in line your lying, thieving husband.
00:39:31These boys will take care of him for us.
00:39:33They'll take out the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:39:35Marcus, I've told you so many times.
00:39:37I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:39:39Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:39:41Damien, you stole my woman.
00:39:43So this is payback.
00:39:45These gangbangers are going to hang you upside down
00:39:47and bleed you out dry.
00:39:49Oh, these Vipers.
00:39:51I remember them now.
00:39:53They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:39:55Well, damn, Damien.
00:39:57I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:39:59So let me get this straight.
00:40:01You're a billionaire,
00:40:03a spy,
00:40:05you're a billionaire,
00:40:07a spy,
00:40:09and a CEO arms dealer?
00:40:11Now,
00:40:13have I got that right?
00:40:15In a nutshell,
00:40:17yeah.
00:40:19Damien,
00:40:21this is the lunatic I was talking about.
00:40:23He disrespected you.
00:40:25If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying,
00:40:27you'd be roadkill.
00:40:29Captain Brown, your biker gang leader?
00:40:31We've met.
00:40:33But I bet you he was too embarrassed
00:40:35to ease and beg like a dog.
00:40:37You're going to regret that.
00:40:39If you hurt her,
00:40:41I swear to God,
00:40:43let her go.
00:40:45Stop taking it easy on her. What am I paying you for?
00:40:47Get him out of here.
00:40:49Iris, it'll be okay.
00:40:51Move it.
00:40:55Marcus, what have you done?
00:40:57I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:40:59Hey,
00:41:01I did this for us.
00:41:07Just over like you asked, boss.
00:41:09Where's Harp?
00:41:13Mr. Lambert,
00:41:15you're like a business legend. It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Hi, Mr. Lambert.
00:41:19I'm Amanda.
00:41:21I work for your company.
00:41:23You're always so busy, so we've never really met.
00:41:25All right, all right, all right.
00:41:27All at once.
00:41:29I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:41:31Thank you for coming to our house
00:41:33to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:41:35Merry Christmas?
00:41:37On what?
00:41:39On her wedding.
00:41:41Oh.
00:41:43You must mean Marcus. Yes.
00:41:45Marcus and Iris aren't married.
00:41:47Not officially. Maybe not yet, anyway.
00:41:49Marcus, where is he?
00:41:51Where is he?
00:41:57Tie them up.
00:41:59I have places I need to be.
00:42:01So call your gang leader, Brown.
00:42:03Let's get this over with.
00:42:05I need access to Atlas Guns.
00:42:07My guys are...
00:42:09You can buy weapons anywhere, biker.
00:42:11Why?
00:42:13Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now,
00:42:15and my guys need a price I'll triple.
00:42:17Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:42:19He doesn't your business.
00:42:21Hey, Mr. Blaine.
00:42:23Fuck!
00:42:25Brown would kill all of you if he knew
00:42:27what you were doing.
00:42:29Shut up, bitch. One more word
00:42:31and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:42:35Not so tough now, huh?
00:42:37The Vipers are the biggest
00:42:39gang in this state.
00:42:41No one even care.
00:42:43And with you out, bet your wife
00:42:45you lay even one finger on her.
00:42:47Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:42:51She's gonna love it.
00:42:53There's nothing a poor cuck like you can do.
00:42:59Where'd a loser like you learn to do that?
00:43:01Take him down!
00:43:03But...
00:43:05Who are you?
00:43:07Hey, and he'll be very angry
00:43:09to know how you treated me.
00:43:11I'm Damian Blaine,
00:43:13CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:43:15Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:43:23Where is the man of the hour?
00:43:25Your husband.
00:43:27Taken by the Vipers.
00:43:29Why?
00:43:31Because Marcus said he
00:43:33stole from you.
00:43:35Marcus said that Damian miscommunicated.
00:43:37Please, sit.
00:43:39No, you're a den of fools.
00:43:41Ignorance.
00:43:43Where...
00:43:45I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine.
00:43:47Told you Damian was trouble.
00:43:49He stole from Mr. Blaine.
00:43:51To save my husband.
00:43:53Oh, in the Viper pit?
00:43:55No, I forbid it.
00:44:01Mr... Does this mean Mr. Blaine
00:44:03has agreed to our arms deal?
00:44:05Subducted him.
00:44:07Shit. I'll fix it.
00:44:09Yes, you will.
00:44:11This is your problem.
00:44:13Get Mr. Blaine out safely,
00:44:15or the Hellfire might of Atlas
00:44:17will destroy you.
00:44:19Consider it done.
00:44:21I need...
00:44:23Do it.
00:44:25What? Where?
00:44:27We're the...
00:44:29CEO of...
00:44:31Atlas Defense.
00:44:37You can take apart a gun, dickwad.
00:44:39You're so fucked.
00:44:41And someone like you
00:44:43is as strong as...
00:44:45I never imagined that that ally was some street gang.
00:44:47Don't just stand there shooting!
00:44:49Blaine Edwards!
00:44:51Anyone harm...
00:44:53Boss.
00:44:55What are you doing here?
00:44:57Shit. He really is to you.
00:44:59I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:45:01VIP? No, sir.
00:45:03He's...
00:45:05He's lying.
00:45:09What was that for?
00:45:11You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps,
00:45:13you stupid fuck.
00:45:15You're goddamn right.
00:45:17You owe him nothing.
00:45:21I never saw Blaine's face.
00:45:23Could this be him?
00:45:25What do we do now, boss?
00:45:27The Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:45:29Don't.
00:45:35Oh, shit.
00:45:37Give me that.
00:45:39This is a fake ID.
00:45:41I can't risk this.
00:45:43I need to be able to confirm.
00:45:45Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:45:53Sorry, Mr. Lambert. I'm confused.
00:45:55Kyle Walton?
00:45:57This isn't a good time. What do you need?
00:45:59I would honor us by arranging a meeting between
00:46:01Mr. Blaine and...
00:46:03A huge fan hub?
00:46:05Fine, I'll handle it. I need to go now.
00:46:07This is an emergency.
00:46:09How much longer to the Viper Pit?
00:46:11Three minutes, sir.
00:46:13Your identity.
00:46:15There's nothing.
00:46:17If you call Mr. Lambert, he's just gonna...
00:46:19He'll just piss him off.
00:46:21Finish him now.
00:46:23Boss, this asshole beat him
00:46:25since.
00:46:27At least not yet.
00:46:31Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:33Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:37Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:46:39Something more important than
00:46:41meeting Atlas CEO Mr. Blaine?
00:46:43I'm meeting Mr. Blaine.
00:46:45Get back here to prep.
00:46:49I'm about to get his skull
00:46:51bashed in.
00:46:53And I'm gonna have Iris on my arm.
00:46:55I'm...
00:46:57Brown with Wong Group is in
00:46:59with Mr. Blaine.
00:47:01The Vipers will get their weapons.
00:47:03I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:47:07Kill Damien,
00:47:09we'll be even.
00:47:11See you at the banquet.
00:47:17Time's up.
00:47:19Put it down!
00:47:21Mr. Lambert,
00:47:23what are you doing?
00:47:25Obviously failed, you moron.
00:47:27I am handled. He's a con man.
00:47:29Who told you he was a con man?
00:47:31Why, the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune
00:47:33himself, Marcus Walton.
00:47:35Marcus Walton has never seen
00:47:37Mr. Blaine.
00:47:39You took his word?
00:47:41No. Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:47:43I'd know him if I saw him.
00:47:45And that guy is no global arms dealer.
00:47:49Very good.
00:47:51Very...
00:47:53I'm doing this for...
00:47:55What?
00:47:59I'll save you, Damien.
00:48:01You may not be rich.
00:48:05I'm sorry, sir.
00:48:07This never should have happened.
00:48:09How do you want to handle this?
00:48:11Say the word?
00:48:13Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:48:15Don't do this.
00:48:17Pathetic.
00:48:19You did know.
00:48:21I'm sorry.
00:48:23It was Marcus and his lies.
00:48:25I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:48:27I run a global war machine larger than most nations' armies.
00:48:29What could
00:48:31you and your petty little biker gang
00:48:33possibly do for me?
00:48:39Actually,
00:48:41there's one thing.
00:48:43There's a Christmas.
00:48:45Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:48:47Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:48:49Yes, sir.
00:48:57I'll save you, Damien!
00:48:59Don't hurt my husband!
00:49:05Hey, babe.
00:49:07What happened?
00:49:09Where's the gang?
00:49:11This is just a contract marriage.
00:49:13All just for me.
00:49:15Well, at first I was just marrying you
00:49:17as a way to dodge Marcus.
00:49:19But, I don't know. I realized
00:49:21I think I'm...
00:49:23It makes two of us.
00:49:25Better wife.
00:49:35Wow.
00:49:37We should probably get out of here
00:49:39before those biker dudes come back.
00:49:41We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:49:43I have a serious deal.
00:49:47Fortunately, I can help.
00:49:49At the business banquet
00:49:51in a couple days,
00:49:53I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal
00:49:55with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:49:57But instead...
00:50:01I want to give...
00:50:05Wait, babe.
00:50:07Banquet?
00:50:09Walton group? I don't understand.
00:50:11Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:50:13I'm doing the deal.
00:50:15And I'm changing it.
00:50:17Play big business tycoon.
00:50:19And I'm the only member of my family
00:50:21who likes you.
00:50:23We can't keep him waiting.
00:50:31Iris, what is it?
00:50:39The doctor says your grandpa has a brain melt.
00:50:43Grandpa, please wake up.
00:50:45The doctors say all we can do...
00:50:47Sell the company?
00:50:51Sell the company?
00:50:53Iris, we own shares.
00:50:55Fault?
00:50:57If you hadn't brought this loser home,
00:50:59Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved
00:51:01and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:51:03Iris, dish this douche
00:51:05and marry Marcus.
00:51:07His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:51:11There's another option.
00:51:13Don't worry.
00:51:15I called in the world's top medical team.
00:51:17We'll be just fine.
00:51:19Really?
00:51:21Bullshit.
00:51:23You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford
00:51:25the best doctors in the world?
00:51:29You can't even afford decent clothes.
00:51:31Why don't they start by treating
00:51:33your delusions of grandeur?
00:51:35Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
00:51:37Rich, successful?
00:51:39He might not have money, but I trust him.
00:51:41It's contagious.
00:51:43You're wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
00:51:45Now get out of here.
00:51:51How can I help?
00:51:55Sorry, who are you?
00:51:57He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
00:51:59A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
00:52:01A Nobel Prize winner.
00:52:05How do you know someone so prestigious?
00:52:07Jimmy.
00:52:09You're going to be okay.
00:52:13Cardiac arrhythmia.
00:52:15It's critical.
00:52:17We need an OR stat.
00:52:25Hey, don't worry.
00:52:27Grandpa's going to be just fine.
00:52:31This is all your fault, salesman.
00:52:33The treatment went smoothly.
00:52:35Harold's stable.
00:52:37He's in recovery.
00:52:39Harold's stable.
00:52:41He's in recovery.
00:52:43Follow me.
00:52:47Damien's doctor
00:52:49saved Grandpa.
00:52:51I'm not some loser.
00:52:53I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:55I...
00:52:57The surgery was so successful.
00:53:01While he was under anesthesia
00:53:03for surgery, he's going to need some time to
00:53:05Just admit it.
00:53:07My patient is just...
00:53:09Damien and his so-called doctor
00:53:11probably forged the chart.
00:53:13It's just a scam
00:53:15to get our family fortune.
00:53:17How low can you go?
00:53:19You. And steal his money?
00:53:21You're all insane.
00:53:23Use your eyes.
00:53:25The surgery was successful.
00:53:27No, it wasn't.
00:53:29Damien doesn't know any real doctors. He's not rich.
00:53:31He killed his funeral.
00:53:33Enough.
00:53:35Dad.
00:53:37You're awake.
00:53:39Are you okay?
00:53:41Grandpa, we were so worried.
00:53:43It's a miracle.
00:53:45It's a Christmas miracle.
00:53:47What?
00:53:49The three of you owe Damien and Dr. Franklin
00:53:51an apology.
00:53:53I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
00:53:55Credit?
00:53:57Grandpa just woke up, and you're trying to start a fight?
00:53:59You and your husband are so obnoxious.
00:54:01Grandpa, I've been by your side.
00:54:03I care about you.
00:54:05You should take away Iris' inheritance and give it to us instead.
00:54:11Grandpa.
00:54:13What was that for?
00:54:15I'm old.
00:54:17But I'm not stupid.
00:54:19Damien put up with your nonsense
00:54:21for Iris.
00:54:23You twist the truth
00:54:25to try to get
00:54:27your hand apologize
00:54:29to Damien.
00:54:31If your mouth
00:54:33isn't sorry,
00:54:35I am cutting off.
00:54:41I'm sorry.
00:54:43Emily.
00:54:45I'm sorry, Damien.
00:54:47I have to wonder
00:54:49if I was a winning doctor.
00:54:53I've been telling you all this
00:54:55that you think I am.
00:54:57I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:55:01Oh my God, what have I done?
00:55:03Now, did I
00:55:05imagine this, or
00:55:07did you all spend Christmas telling Iris
00:55:09I wasn't good or quite the opposite?
00:55:11See, the Olsen
00:55:13optimism.
00:55:15And I see her character.
00:55:17And I see her lovely personality.
00:55:19And most importantly,
00:55:21she's the one
00:55:23that told us you aren't rich.
00:55:25Why, Iris?
00:55:27I'm in sales.
00:55:29That was a misunderstanding.
00:55:31I just wanted to hire someone
00:55:33to pretend to be my husband.
00:55:35I never expected him to be the richest man
00:55:37in the world.
00:55:39At first, I wanted a contract marriage.
00:55:43I never expected him
00:55:45to be this incredible guy.
00:55:47Meeting you is the luckiest moment of my life.
00:55:51I never thought I could find someone
00:55:53as kind and genuine as you.
00:55:55Then you will have a
00:55:57promise wedding.
00:55:59I'd love to.
00:56:01That is, as long as that doesn't interfere
00:56:03with Harvey's business banquet.
00:56:05We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal
00:56:07with Marcus Walton's group.
00:56:09Billion?
00:56:11Yes, but I'm not doing the deal.
00:56:13At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal
00:56:15and shift it to your family's company.
00:56:17Call it a
00:56:19early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:21Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:25Oh my God.
00:56:27Tom, we're saved.
00:56:29The company...
00:56:35Damien, you'd really...
00:56:37It's already done.
00:56:47I told you
00:56:49he's unavailable.
00:56:51I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
00:56:53I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal
00:56:55with Mr. Harvey Lambert.
00:56:57Where is he?
00:57:03Unavailable.
00:57:05Son, what's the hold up?
00:57:07As I was telling your boy,
00:57:09Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
00:57:11Unacceptable. We're here to sign a multi-billion...
00:57:13Bitch, don't you know who we are?
00:57:15Are you out of your mind?
00:57:17Sir is essentially insulting Harvey.
00:57:19Dad, we're here to deal.
00:57:21Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans.
00:57:23We'll go talk to him.
00:57:25Relax, son. You'll meet Mr. Blaine soon.
00:57:27Once you're with him, Mr. Lambert
00:57:29won't even be on your radar anyway.
00:57:31It'll all work out fine.
00:57:33Mr. Lambert's convenience.
00:57:39Should I get them back?
00:57:41No. Just got off the phone with the boss. Change of plans.
00:57:43Our big contract with them
00:57:45is to be canceled and reassigned
00:57:47to a local family.
00:57:51That's a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:53Marcus and his father will be upset.
00:57:55Should we notify them?
00:57:57No, don't bother. When they come back, don't let them in.
00:57:59They screwed up. Those morons.
00:58:01Get Dawson in here.
00:58:11Dawson, you're planning
00:58:13Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days.
00:58:15He and his wife are coming now,
00:58:17so make sure they are treated like a king and a queen.
00:58:19Mr. Blaine?
00:58:21The CEO of Atlas?
00:58:27Banquet coming up. I'm here at your disposal
00:58:29for anything you need.
00:58:31This is my day and nobody's here to greet me?
00:58:35Who's that asshole over there
00:58:37sucking up my attention?
00:58:39You don't know? That's Liam Dawson,
00:58:41Mr. Lambert's right-hand man.
00:58:43He's the one orchestrating this entire...
00:58:45I should know.
00:58:47Liam, uh...
00:58:49My family's sponsoring this event.
00:58:51Beth signed a
00:58:53billion-dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
00:58:55Don't pretend
00:58:57like you're not in awe of me. I understand.
00:58:59I come off as very...
00:59:01Oh, look at the time.
00:59:03I don't have time for lesser guests.
00:59:05I must find Mr. Blaine.
00:59:07Away from our...
00:59:09real VIPs.
00:59:11Mr. Blaine's put the sign of deal with you.
00:59:13I'm who he's messing with.
00:59:19Place it.
00:59:27Here we are, Don.
00:59:29Ready.
00:59:31Ready.
00:59:33Ready.
00:59:35Ready.
00:59:37Ready.
00:59:39Ready.
00:59:43Could that be
00:59:45Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
00:59:47Nah.
00:59:49Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security.
00:59:51They must not be anyone important.
00:59:53Marcus,
00:59:55I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert.
00:59:57Your family's business is gonna skyrocket.
00:59:59Maybe we
01:00:01should talk?
01:00:03Anyone that does their list, you're gonna be somebody.
01:00:09There's
01:00:11Titan like myself.
01:00:13Oh, yes.
01:00:15Damien.
01:00:19Now, how does, uh...
01:00:21Broke $10,000 a head?
01:00:23A salesman?
01:00:25Who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:00:27I don't know. It's okay.
01:00:29Don't be surprised.
01:00:31Outrageous. In fact, it's downright criminal.
01:00:33Do you even know who Mr. Blaine is?
01:00:35Half the...
01:00:37If you're hallucinating him, it's a ticket straight to a cell at Guantanamo.
01:00:39Oh, Iris.
01:00:41When are you ever gonna learn
01:00:43that if you keep sticking around with this loser,
01:00:45your family's just gonna be in trouble?
01:00:51Are you okay, Iris?
01:00:53Did he hurt you?
01:00:55No. I'm fine.
01:00:57Thanks to you.
01:00:59I'm fine. Mr. Blaine are on my side.
01:01:01Any minute now, they're gonna be all...
01:01:03I'm not on your side.
01:01:05But if you think you can take...
01:01:07He's intimidating Mr. Blaine.
01:01:09Send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:01:11Impetuous and petty drama.
01:01:13That's exactly why I ordered Dawson
01:01:15to remove you from the guest list.
01:01:23Mr. Blaine, I'm already here.
01:01:25I've been here.
01:01:27You're already here?
01:01:29My apologies, sir.
01:01:31I didn't see you.
01:01:33I gave you one simple order.
01:01:35Don't let the Walton family in.
01:01:39The Waltons?
01:01:41They snuck in.
01:01:43I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:01:45Whoa, did you...
01:01:47He wasn't around.
01:01:49Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:01:51Good lord, you're a whole bunch of goddamn brutes.
01:01:53He's a con man.
01:01:55He's faking it.
01:01:57I have no right to see my phone.
01:01:59Of course he does.
01:02:01Partner and Mr. Blaine's...
01:02:03I'll figure out who we are soon enough.
01:02:05Seriously, Iris, you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:02:07And your management?
01:02:09Clearly not the sharpest...
01:02:11And his idiotic fool of a wife.
01:02:13What a perfect match.
01:02:15Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:17Take them down and kick them out!
01:02:27Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:02:29Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:31Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:02:33Stop!
01:02:35What's going on here?
01:02:39This...
01:02:41This lunatic...
01:02:43He's pretending to be Mr. Blaine.
01:02:45He's attacking the guards.
01:02:47You're the one who...
01:02:49The ring Mr. Blaine came in and saw this impersonator
01:02:51causing all this trouble.
01:02:53He'd be pissed.
01:02:55So you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:02:57What?
01:02:59I'm disappointed in you, Dawson.
01:03:01I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone.
01:03:03Mr. Dawson doesn't even know who you are.
01:03:05You spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone
01:03:07a few minutes ago, right?
01:03:09No problem.
01:03:11Mr. Blaine's number.
01:03:19I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine.
01:03:21I should have recognized you earlier.
01:03:23Mr. Dawson, I...
01:03:25I listened to you, and now I've offended Mr. Blaine.
01:03:27Security,
01:03:29take this asshole away.
01:03:31I...
01:03:33I'm Marcus Walsh!
01:03:35This time.
01:03:37Now, get Marcus out of my party.
01:03:39And set up a table for my wife and I.
01:03:41Wait. No.
01:03:43I can explain. I know what's going on.
01:03:45Just listen to me!
01:03:49Bag is Mr. Blaine.
01:03:51He stole Mr. Blaine.
01:03:53He proved he isn't poor.
01:03:55Oh, shut up, woman!
01:03:57Lambert, just a few days ago.
01:03:59If I hadn't called him on it, Mr. Lambert would have no idea.
01:04:01How can you prove what you're saying?
01:04:03I'm signing a billion-dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:05I know.
01:04:07I could vouch for Marcus.
01:04:09His dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert.
01:04:11Their paperwork and everything is all set
01:04:13for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:15Marcus is far more trustworthy than this ghetto.
01:04:17You know, you almost won there, Damien.
01:04:19But the thing is,
01:04:21a loser like you can never beat me.
01:04:23Dawson, I expected you to be able to see
01:04:25through the B.S. and the lies
01:04:27of somebody as desperate as Marcus.
01:04:29But you're going to prove your identity
01:04:31through a stolen phone.
01:04:33Exhausting.
01:04:35I'm the one.
01:04:37What would happen if this party fails?
01:04:39I'm the one.
01:04:41I'm the one.
01:04:43I'm the one.
01:04:45What would happen if this party fails?
01:04:47Mr. Lambert, Mr. Blaine.
01:04:49They blame me.
01:04:51I lose my job.
01:04:53My bonus.
01:04:55My house.
01:04:57If the real Mr. Blaine shows up
01:04:59and finds this imposter here,
01:05:01this whole event is wrecked.
01:05:03Take them away.
01:05:05You're right. What was I thinking?
01:05:07Get these imposters out of here.
01:05:09Don't touch him.
01:05:12Who the hell are you?
01:05:14That's worse.
01:05:16Long time. How's it been?
01:05:22What the hell? What is this?
01:05:24God, what was that for?
01:05:26You're lucky I didn't do worse.
01:05:28You just pissed off the most powerful man in the country.
01:05:30What? No, I didn't.
01:05:32Even if I did,
01:05:34Mr. Blaine, Mr. Lambert are on my side.
01:05:36There's nobody more powerful than them.
01:05:38On.
01:05:41No, that's impossible.
01:05:43You've lost your mind.
01:05:45You've led me with your stupidity.
01:05:47I saw the error of my ways.
01:05:49After you left, Mr. Lambert came over
01:05:51and confirmed his identity himself.
01:05:53So...
01:05:55that means...
01:05:57Blaine?
01:05:59Get him out of here
01:06:01before he pisses off Mr. Blaine anymore.
01:06:03Wait, no.
01:06:05Looks like you're the liar here.
01:06:07I know what's going on here.
01:06:09Brown, he bribed you, right?
01:06:11Jesus, kid, give it up already.
01:06:13No, no, no, just...
01:06:15Listen, listen.
01:06:17It's all making sense now.
01:06:19I kept wondering,
01:06:21how could he steal Mr. Lambert's presents?
01:06:25I don't really know what to believe anymore.
01:06:31Marcus, your talent in spinning webs of lies
01:06:33is truly impressive.
01:06:35It's...
01:06:37Prove it.
01:06:39Prove that you're a secret,
01:06:41a secret...
01:06:43You still worship my employee, Harvey Lambert?
01:06:45Uh, hey, boss.
01:06:47How's the party?
01:06:49Yes, sir, I'm on my way.
01:06:51Let's go!
01:06:53Harvey will be here soon.
01:06:55In the meantime, care to get a drink?
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:59Another fake phone call?
01:07:01Try something new.
01:07:03We might have fallen for that the first time,
01:07:05Why?
01:07:07I don't know, to impress you, Iris, you seem to fall for all of his lies.
01:07:09But I'm not.
01:07:11Marcus, that's enough.
01:07:13I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth out.
01:07:15Did you just threaten my son?
01:07:17Dad.
01:07:19Thank God.
01:07:21Dad.
01:07:23Thank God.
01:07:25You're fine.
01:07:27It's Kyle Walton, Marcus's father.
01:07:29Yeah, my company does business with him from time to time.
01:07:31This should be interesting.
01:07:33Dad, this is the fraud that stole Iris from me.
01:07:35I was never yours, asshole.
01:07:37Whatever.
01:07:39He's been posing as Mr. Blank too.
01:07:41And this filthy viper's been helping him.
01:07:43Do you fools know what a monumental mistake you're making?
01:07:45Do you know who I am?
01:07:47Yeah, yeah, Kyle Walton.
01:07:49Yes.
01:07:51Ship with Atlas, yes?
01:07:53You've done your research, con man.
01:07:55Most companies would kill for a position like that.
01:07:57Then show some respect.
01:07:59And get your sniveling son in line.
01:08:01Or else.
01:08:03He's not broke.
01:08:05He's a salesman.
01:08:07Influencing Atlas, the world's biggest defense contractor.
01:08:09Dad.
01:08:11Bullshit.
01:08:13He's always making stuff up.
01:08:15And we're not falling for it.
01:08:17Okay, then. In a moment.
01:08:19I warned you.
01:08:21It's in partnerships with the Walton Group.
01:08:23Effective immediately.
01:08:25I'm sick of all of your
01:08:27Goddamn fake phones.
01:08:29See that?
01:08:31Or even any real contacts in here.
01:08:37It's not as important as what you think you are.
01:08:39Enough of this nonsense.
01:08:41You're about to meet the real Mr. Blank.
01:08:45Obviously this entire con
01:08:47was all about making money.
01:08:49So here you go, asshole.
01:08:51Take the money and get out.
01:08:53You can drop the act now.
01:08:55You and your son have seriously just crossed the line.
01:08:57What's going on?
01:09:01What?
01:09:03Atlas canceled all of our contracts?
01:09:05We're bankrupt?
01:09:07Dad.
01:09:09Dad, what's going on?
01:09:11That's exactly what he said would happen.
01:09:13Atlas ended our contracts.
01:09:15We're over leveraged now.
01:09:17What do you mean?
01:09:19It means you're broke, Marcus.
01:09:21How could Damien
01:09:23possibly make Atlas do it?
01:09:25He stole our partnership.
01:09:27I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
01:09:29It was a mistake.
01:09:31Dad, what are you doing?
01:09:33Like you haven't screwed things up enough,
01:09:35my idiot son.
01:09:37Apologize to Mr. Blank now.
01:09:39Dad, he's lying.
01:09:41When the real Mr. Blank gets here,
01:09:43we're going to sign a billion dollar contract.
01:09:45It doesn't matter if we're broke now.
01:09:47We're going to be more rich than we ever were.
01:09:49You idiot.
01:09:51Why would Atlas end our partnership
01:09:53because
01:09:55he used Mr. Blank's phone?
01:09:57We're going to expose this
01:09:59little fucking fraud.
01:10:09I hope you're right, son.
01:10:11The Walton Group is too powerful.
01:10:13The real Mr. Blank...
01:10:15Good thing you broke his phone.
01:10:17When the real Mr. Blank shows up,
01:10:19this fraud won't be able to pull off
01:10:21any more tricks.
01:10:23Dawson, how could you let an imposter in here?
01:10:25I'll make sure Mr. Blank...
01:10:27I'm sorry, sir.
01:10:31Security, arrest him.
01:10:37Iris,
01:10:39have fun in prison with your poor old
01:10:41wire of a husband.
01:10:43He could have been with me.
01:10:45Thanking me, I'm sure a man as poor as you
01:10:47has never tasted wine.
01:10:49Iris,
01:10:51don't worry. He's in prison.
01:10:53I'll free you.
01:10:55And then once Mr. Blank
01:10:57is on my side,
01:10:59I'll be able to do anything that I want.
01:11:07That's Mr. Lambert.
01:11:09He runs several Atlas subsidiaries
01:11:11for Mr. Blank.
01:11:13Mr. Lambert,
01:11:15we've finally
01:11:17met in person.
01:11:19I'm Marcus Walton.
01:11:21Thank you for
01:11:23arranging this meeting
01:11:25and deal with Mr. Blank.
01:11:27Marcus Walton, what are you
01:11:29here for?
01:11:31Oh, of course. You mean the imposter?
01:11:33Woman out. Right now.
01:11:35You should have never let him in in the first place.
01:11:41Fuck.
01:11:45You...
01:11:47I'm sorry, sir.
01:11:49I'll handle this.
01:11:55Did he...
01:11:57Did I just hear that right?
01:11:59I heard that too. Mr. Lambert
01:12:01called him sir.
01:12:03Wait, this means that...
01:12:05You worthless fool.
01:12:07You ruined everything. You destroyed...
01:12:09Oh, God.
01:12:11Dawson, neither Atlas
01:12:13granted partners or subsidiaries
01:12:15ever again. Mr. Lambert,
01:12:17Mr. Blank,
01:12:19I was just trying to protect this
01:12:21event. The Waltons repeatedly tried
01:12:23to harm and frame Mr. Blank.
01:12:25All of the Atlas contracts
01:12:27were yours. A loan?
01:12:29I don't understand. Business losses.
01:12:31It was granted by a hedge fund.
01:12:33I control.
01:12:35And at 12...
01:12:3784 million dollars.
01:12:39That you owe me. I'll seize your assets.
01:12:41No.
01:12:43Mr. Blank, I...
01:12:45I was wrong. Please. Please.
01:12:47I'm sorry.
01:12:49That's Mr. Blank, and he's done with you, Marcus.
01:12:51Get this little snot in his father
01:12:53out of here. They can't afford to be
01:12:55here anymore.
01:12:57I thought that Buford
01:12:59would have been the perfect small...
01:13:01I was met with hostility.
01:13:03Paul.
01:13:05There was one person
01:13:07who didn't care about my status.
01:13:09Supported me.
01:13:11The entire time.
01:13:13Iris, I want to make you the happiest
01:13:15woman in the world.
01:13:17And give you everything you deserve.
01:13:27Iris Olsen?
01:13:29Yes.
01:13:35How lovely!
01:13:37How lovely!
01:13:39A Christmas miracle.
01:13:41The ones you love.
01:13:43Merry Christmas.
01:13:45Merry Christmas!