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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:12What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:16Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:29What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply
00:00:32it to your penniless self?
00:00:34And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:38Alright, everybody get out!
00:00:41We got an important guest coming!
00:00:45You!
00:00:50You deaf?
00:00:51I said pack up and scram!
00:00:52I paid the staff here already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have
00:00:57to compensate for today's losses.
00:01:00You want to say that again?
00:01:03You know who's visiting today?
00:01:06Ellen freakin' Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:09Ellen Musk?
00:01:10Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:17Really?
00:01:18Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market?
00:01:22You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:01:30Coming to see you?
00:01:31Alright, you know what, I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:41Deal.
00:01:50Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes, or else, you're fired.
00:01:57Hmm.
00:02:14Prepare the limo.
00:02:15Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:24Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:26Good.
00:02:27Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:29Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:41Ellen!
00:02:42Uh, I mean, Ms. Musk, uh, Ellen, uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:50How's my boss bitch?
00:02:52Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:53So, how do you, like...
00:02:57She's my boss?
00:02:58Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:07Well?
00:03:12No, no, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:14No, I won't do it again.
00:03:19Alright, that's enough.
00:03:20We're not tyrants here.
00:03:23Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:38The honorary bride.
00:03:41You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta.
00:03:53And you were right.
00:03:54It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:56My clever bride.
00:03:58I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:07I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson, Devin Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:16Atlanta?
00:04:17The game is afoot.
00:04:18I'm going.
00:04:20Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:22Wait, I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:28Dr. Wilson!
00:04:35General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:38Devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:41Atlanta!
00:04:43Where is that?
00:04:45Whatever, prepare my warplanes.
00:04:47Those two are going after my fiancee.
00:04:50This is war.
00:04:52No!
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:13Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:15This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:18That project is worth billions.
00:05:20He can finally take his company public.
00:05:22But, Angela.
00:05:24My boss.
00:05:26I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:32Without your backing.
00:05:34No offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:37Well, three years ago.
00:05:52You saved me.
00:05:58He saved me and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:03I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:10But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:16So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:19I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:24But why work at the flea market?
00:06:27Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:31Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:36Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:40You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:45Where the hell are you?
00:06:47Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:50Get home, stat.
00:06:52It's a big day today.
00:06:54That was...
00:06:56My mother-in-law, Carol.
00:06:58She judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:01But I'm not a lower-class family.
00:07:04I'm not a low-class family.
00:07:06I'm not a low-class family.
00:07:07She thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:15You know, she even remembered our 30-year anniversary.
00:07:23Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:27Hi, I'm home.
00:07:29I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:32Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:34Divorce papers?
00:07:37Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:40Oh, God.
00:07:42Don't call me Mom again.
00:07:44We're ending that relationship.
00:07:46Just look at you.
00:07:48Dirt all over.
00:07:50You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:52You don't deserve my son.
00:07:54You're way below his league.
00:07:56I'm below his league?
00:07:58That's right.
00:08:00You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk.
00:08:08And then his company is going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:14But you?
00:08:16You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:19Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:22And you?
00:08:24You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:27Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:30Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:33But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:36You're delusional.
00:08:38You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:41How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:08:46Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:50And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:57You're nothing.
00:08:59You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:05Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:08Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:10Enough!
00:09:12Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:16But I am.
00:09:18Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:20Here's $500,000.
00:09:22You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:28Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:36Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:39Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:42Fine.
00:09:44Here's another $200,000.
00:09:46$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing.
00:09:51Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:53She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:56Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:00I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:04You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:09And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:10:13A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:17What a joke.
00:10:19If you actually love my son,
00:10:21you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:24And leave.
00:10:27You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:32Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:35I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:38Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:45It's all my work.
00:10:48Baby.
00:10:49Baby.
00:10:51We're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:57You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:02So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:06She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:10Fine.
00:11:12I'll sign it.
00:11:14But don't regret it.
00:11:17Regret?
00:11:19Do you know who I am?
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:29Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:35Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:43You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:46Social stratum matters.
00:11:49Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:52And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:56And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:01Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:04Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:10You owe me.
00:12:12You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:19You hit me.
00:12:24Now sign the papers, take a check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:42I don't need your pity money.
00:12:46We're finished.
00:12:47You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:50Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:13:05Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:17And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:24Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:28It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:32Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:35Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:37You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:41Congrats, Jared Boo Boo.
00:13:44On getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:47Oh! My dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:54Bigger big shot than Ellen Musk?
00:13:57Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:04Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:21Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:26Vanderbilt?
00:14:27Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically our employee.
00:14:31Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:34You're still going to the summit tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:38That's exactly why I'm going.
00:15:01Angela Lockhart.
00:15:04I finally found you.
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:12He's number one on Forbes' 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:21And he's your fiancé.
00:15:24What? My fiancé?
00:15:28The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:36have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:15:47That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:53What is she doing here?
00:15:56You skank. My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:03Divorced?
00:16:05That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be, Mr...
00:16:11Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:15So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:18Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:20Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:22She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:28How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:16:31Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:34Do you know who I am?
00:16:37They don't know who you are.
00:16:40You hide it well.
00:16:42X-Team!
00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:47Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:50Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:56You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:03Mind if I, uh, borrow your men?
00:17:10Chelsea's ill-mannered ex out.
00:17:13You bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:18I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:25A kiss as a reward, my lady?
00:17:29No.
00:17:37Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:40You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:44Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:48Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:49Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:52What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:56It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:58Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:01But we haven't received the contract yet, but we deserve it.
00:18:04Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:07Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:11So, thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:15Thank you, Mr. Manville.
00:18:17Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:21Yes, I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:26Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:29Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:38I'll do my best.
00:18:41Excuse me.
00:18:42Second gentleman.
00:18:44What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:49How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:51Me? A hobo?
00:18:53How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:56You sleep your way in?
00:18:57I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:00Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:03Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:05This is your ex-husband?
00:19:09What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:11Who the hell is this?
00:19:13You were cheating on me?
00:19:25Son, you have to avenge me and Kate.
00:19:29I'm sorry.
00:19:31I'm sorry.
00:19:32Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:35That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:41They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:55You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:20:00Get your hands off of her.
00:20:02Get your hands off of her.
00:20:06My lady.
00:20:21My queen.
00:20:32It's...
00:20:34It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:39Who are these peasants?
00:20:41These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:56You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:21:00His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:04This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:08Vanderbilt.
00:21:10The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:14who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:19That the Lee Vanderbilt family?
00:21:21Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:21:27Whatever.
00:21:29Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:41How dare he!
00:21:43I'm sorry.
00:21:44I'm sorry.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:46I'm sorry.
00:21:48I'm sorry.
00:21:49How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:52I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:58I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:22:02And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:06Not with me around.
00:22:08I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:13You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:17You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:21We've had enough of your games.
00:22:23Security!
00:22:24Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:27Looks like the old guard's teaming up against you.
00:22:30But don't worry.
00:22:31You got new money here.
00:22:35I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:37Yes, my queen.
00:22:40You're all despicable.
00:22:43An insult to your family names.
00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:51Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:54Cut off all business ties.
00:22:56And if you don't,
00:22:59I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:04I knew it.
00:23:05You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:07You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:09How much money did you spend on that getup to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:13You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:17You have nothing, and you will always be nothing.
00:23:22She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger?
00:23:25Gigolo.
00:23:27Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40I'm not here to try and ruin my bid on the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:42Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef!
00:23:45Security!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:53You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:58You!
00:24:00Insolent fools.
00:24:03Let me guess.
00:24:04You're that special guest?
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:09Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:19Back to our next.
00:24:24I got this.
00:24:39Whoa!
00:24:43Hey!
00:24:44Hey!
00:24:45No!
00:24:52What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:56No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:59Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:25:09Angela!
00:25:11Don't hurt her!
00:25:13You bitch.
00:25:14I've always been sick of you.
00:25:15You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:17How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:19Boss?
00:25:20Did she say her boss?
00:25:22Miss Musk?
00:25:23That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:25That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:28My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:31Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:34Past the American Revolution?
00:25:36Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:38If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:41That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:43She's royalty.
00:25:44And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:48What are you going to do?
00:25:50Kneel to me.
00:25:51Oh, your majesty.
00:25:54Welcome to the United States.
00:25:57We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:00Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or princess?
00:26:05It doesn't matter.
00:26:07My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:13What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:15Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:28What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:37She's a badass herself.
00:26:39He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:41You.
00:26:42You.
00:26:43You told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:46Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:49No.
00:26:50No.
00:26:51Don't believe their lies.
00:26:52I worked hard for everything.
00:26:53You worked for everything?
00:27:00I'm sorry.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:02I'm sorry.
00:27:03I'm sorry.
00:27:04I'm sorry.
00:27:05I'm sorry.
00:27:06I'm sorry.
00:27:08Hi, Henry.
00:27:10So, our 30th anniversary's coming up, and I thought that maybe we could do something
00:27:15this year.
00:27:16I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:17I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Closet project.
00:27:20And if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:31You were nothing before me.
00:27:34All your achievements.
00:27:35All your glory, that's all mine, including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:42I can take all of that away, just like that.
00:27:46No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:48See, that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:52Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:06Oh, no. I gave you back the ring?
00:28:11I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:14No! No, please! No!
00:28:17No, please take me back, baby! I still love you!
00:28:24Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:27No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower!
00:28:35God, these two again.
00:28:37Did he say... Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:40President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:42After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:44each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:47the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:49Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:51Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:54Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:58And that there is...
00:29:00That is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:04He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:06Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:09Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:11Yep, that's me. Son of James House.
00:29:14Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:29:16I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:20So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last few years.
00:29:25And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:33Hey, Ellen. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:37Uh, they're all your fiancées.
00:29:40What?
00:29:42Fiancées?
00:29:45Plural?
00:29:46Fiancées.
00:29:47Plural?
00:29:49Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancé.
00:29:52Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancé.
00:29:55No, I'm her fiancé.
00:29:57You can both shut up. I'm her fiancé.
00:29:59It's you.
00:30:01It's me. Who the hell is he?
00:30:03I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:05How are all three of these men my fiancé?
00:30:10Your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:13but I didn't tell you because he decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:18He has three badass fiancées and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:25Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:30Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:35At your service.
00:30:37Me too.
00:30:43One down, two more to go.
00:30:45She's become queen.
00:30:46Bishop to G4.
00:30:53What is that?
00:30:55The most German-fest water in the Nile River.
00:31:01Rook to A8.
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:11I thought I was king.
00:31:12No, you wish.
00:31:13The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:15So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:17Oh, fine.
00:31:22Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:29I...
00:31:31I've been bankrupt.
00:31:32No!
00:31:34Who is it?
00:31:41I've been bankrupt.
00:31:42No!
00:31:43I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:48Well, guess what? Game over.
00:31:50All right, boys, let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:54Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:56I'm right with you.
00:31:59Wait for me.
00:32:00Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:02Angela?
00:32:11Angela!
00:32:15You already have three fiancées?
00:32:17You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:19I want compensation.
00:32:24You greedy SOB.
00:32:26Who the fuck is that?
00:32:28My ex-husband.
00:32:29Wait, you were married?
00:32:31Yeah, and if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:36More for me?
00:32:37No, no, of course not.
00:32:38Just...
00:32:39Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:42Don't steal my joke.
00:32:43I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:45All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:49What? Is there something on my face?
00:32:51Uh, yeah.
00:32:52Murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize.
00:33:01I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:31Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:32We need to wreck right away.
00:33:34Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:38Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:42She should be okay now.
00:33:47Hey, you!
00:33:49Watch over here.
00:33:50I'll be right back.
00:33:52Fuck.
00:34:00You saved me.
00:34:04Fuck.
00:34:05I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09Fuck.
00:34:10I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:12You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:17And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:20I fucking hate you.
00:34:23Lady Lockhart.
00:34:25God, what now?
00:34:27Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:32but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:36How about us three?
00:34:37Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:41Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:46This is your fault, you doofus!
00:34:48We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:50No, no.
00:34:53We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:34:58Our families.
00:34:59I'll get you for this!
00:35:07I never should have listened to you.
00:35:08I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:19So, what's the situation here?
00:35:23I don't want to marry you!
00:35:33I don't want to marry you!
00:35:36Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:40and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:43But what if I am?
00:35:45I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:47But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:53Much longer.
00:35:57Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:09Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:11The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:23Can't call his name, but...
00:36:26Anyway, congratulations!
00:36:28I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:33You must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:36Otherwise...
00:36:37Let me do it.
00:36:39You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:42Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:46Mom!
00:36:47Alright honey, that's it.
00:36:49Bye! Bye!
00:36:55So, who are you going to choose?
00:36:59Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:04Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:09That seems greedy.
00:37:16But, I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:21Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:25I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:30Whoa, okay. No murder, please. I was just kidding.
00:37:35You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:38Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:41I know. We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:46Welcome to the show, The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:50Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:54What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:57You'll see.
00:38:05Oh my god! Oh my god! Cockroaches!
00:38:08All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:11And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:16What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single woman,
00:38:22but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:25Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:28It's up to the final two.
00:38:55Crunchy.
00:38:57That is sick cold.
00:38:59Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:06There are two more left. Want to try one?
00:39:08God, no. No.
00:39:12Oh my god, save me.
00:39:14Save you? You're going to save me.
00:39:18I'm a German man.
00:39:20Save me!
00:39:23I'm a German phobic doctor.
00:39:25These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:27They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:44Thank god you're here.
00:39:47Are you alright, honey?
00:39:50Angela!
00:39:53Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for the night.
00:39:59Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:02I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:10Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:14At least my girl can get some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:20The cockroaches!
00:40:21They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:23There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:26I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink.
00:40:36Whoa, easy! You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:39Oh, why do you care?
00:40:41I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:46You guys were right.
00:40:48I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:51You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:40:58I was blind.
00:41:00I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:05He never even loved me, and I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:13Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:21You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:26What?
00:41:30You're number one here.
00:41:37You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:41Lies.
00:41:44You all just want something from me.
00:41:51Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:56But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:02I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:04I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise.
00:42:27Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:32Angela, you're drunk.
00:42:35I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:45But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:48Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:42:52This is what you want.
00:43:23Nine-inch penis.
00:43:25Morning to you too.
00:43:27You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:43:30A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:35Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:38But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:41Because then they would...
00:43:43Say that you were being unkind?
00:43:45No.
00:43:47Don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:50Because then they would...
00:43:52Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:54Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:57I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen,
00:44:00my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:44:04Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:10You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:14Stop.
00:44:17Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:21I won't tell.
00:44:23But only on one condition.
00:44:27I won't tell.
00:44:29But only on one condition.
00:44:32You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:39I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:48You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7am. She's still sleeping.
00:44:56I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:58Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:04Morning, gentlemen. Or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:07Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:10What's up, guys?
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:19This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28A date.
00:45:29Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:45:31A date? That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch. Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:39As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay. Who's up first?
00:45:44Me.
00:45:45Saved the best for last.
00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:49Then it's decided.
00:45:53Please don't take my BMW away!
00:45:56Too bad. You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:00I have nothing left!
00:46:10That bitch who ruined me!
00:46:16That bitch who ruined me!
00:46:26Do you know Eisenhower, sir?
00:46:28At ease, Lieutenant. This is my lieutenant.
00:46:31He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:33Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:35He's so serious. But hang on.
00:46:38Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:41Baby! I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:45Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:48Yes. Murder weapons.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:47:10You like my guns, babe?
00:47:12Pretty rock hard.
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:15Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:17Lieutenant! Come close!
00:47:20Wait! You're just going to hit him like that? He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason? You guys are way too serious.
00:47:29Look, you Lockhart bitch! I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:35Lieutenant, pincer attack!
00:47:39You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:44I will make you pay!
00:47:48You don't need to keep beating him up. We could just take him to the cops.
00:47:51Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:08Zoe's a bit violent. Some might call it being protective.
00:48:12Poor anger issues. What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:18Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:21Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:23I don't know if I am.
00:48:26Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:32Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:38Hey, cool ride.
00:48:41A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:44Impressive.
00:48:48Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:51Refreshing. I got cool mint too.
00:48:55Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:58What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:01Fruit flavored gum. I can't stand those.
00:49:04So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:49:06Let me show you.
00:49:14Dr. Wilson! Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:19VIP of VIPs?
00:49:21Ah, just some other guy I saved. I forget who.
00:49:25You saved a lot of people.
00:49:27I do what I can.
00:49:29Oh my gosh!
00:49:31It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:35Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:43and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:48Hello of you.
00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:54I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high end
00:49:57you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:03I'll deal with you later.
00:50:12Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:17Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:23Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:50:26For five million dollars.
00:50:29Excuse me.
00:50:31I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:36I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:49That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit.
00:51:02That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it?
00:51:06For free.
00:51:07Ew.
00:51:08I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then.
00:51:14Because you are the fraud.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:19Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out.
00:51:23Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine.
00:51:26We're professionals.
00:51:28Oh yeah?
00:51:29And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:33Mine is the real thing.
00:51:35You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40Why is that so?
00:51:41When a so-called expert failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:45Dear Lord.
00:51:48This is real.
00:51:50It's authentic.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:57Cameron, what have you found?
00:51:59Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:52:02It's a replica.
00:52:05They have the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So, you are the fraud.
00:52:12You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:15And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:19One fifty.
00:52:20Wow.
00:52:21Not even five dollars.
00:52:23Sandra.
00:52:25You've been duping us the whole time.
00:52:28Arrest her.
00:52:30No.
00:52:31Please.
00:52:32Even just this one time.
00:52:33Please.
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:36Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan.
00:52:40Bye.
00:52:41Block Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:52I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:54Me too.
00:52:55May I have a kiss?
00:53:12Something wrong?
00:53:14Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:17Yep.
00:53:18You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:30You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:35I don't have any money.
00:53:37How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:39I guess you owe me.
00:53:44I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:51Stop!
00:53:55Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:59Mr. Buffett.
00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right.
00:54:08Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:10I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:13No, no.
00:54:14Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:16It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:19Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:22And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:27Angela still loves me.
00:54:29She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:30She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:33Do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:35We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:38I was just sucking up to these pricks a few times.
00:54:41I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago,
00:54:43but now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:49Sure.
00:54:51I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:53I just need...
00:54:54Anything.
00:54:55You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:57Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:55:00I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:06I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper just like you asked me to.
00:55:10Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:14Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:17I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:18That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:20It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:24And if he can't, then what?
00:55:26He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:27So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:31I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:33I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:35I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:45I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:48We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:51You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:53That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:57And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:05What?
00:56:06You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:09Oh, no, no, no, he's not.
00:56:11Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:13You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:21I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine, go right ahead, he has enough problems himself.
00:56:25If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as a side piece.
00:56:28But if not, you can scram.
00:56:31Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:34Teach him a lesson.
00:56:35Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:37Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:41Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:43We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:45So do as he says.
00:56:47But, Dad...
00:56:55I'm sorry.
00:56:57I'll be your side piece.
00:56:59Very good.
00:57:00I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:02Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:06I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:11But that tongue action, though.
00:57:13Tongue is important.
00:57:15In more than just one spot.
00:57:16Ellen, we aren't in public.
00:57:18It's true.
00:57:19Oh, stomach ache.
00:57:21Again?
00:57:22I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:23Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:27Devin's late.
00:57:29Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her.
00:57:39And she's alone.
00:57:40With no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore.
00:57:45You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:51Let me tell you.
00:57:53I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:00Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:58:02But you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:04Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:07What?
00:58:08Why do I have to leave?
00:58:09She's the one starting shit.
00:58:10Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:13You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:15And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
00:58:19He still got the contract?
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:24Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:28Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:30Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:39You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:44My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:47One thousand dollars to take her away.
00:58:50Two thousand dollars to drag her away.
00:58:53Five thousand dollars to beat her away.
00:58:59Oh, oh, hey!
00:59:00Hey!
00:59:01Ow!
00:59:02Stop!
00:59:05You okay?
00:59:06Are you hurt?
00:59:11Weakling.
00:59:12You!
00:59:13You!
00:59:14Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:17And now you have two more?
00:59:19What a whore.
00:59:21What a whore.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:25What if she has an STD?
00:59:27Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD!
00:59:31Let's go.
00:59:33We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:35Hang on.
00:59:37What do you want?
00:59:38I'll scream!
00:59:40I don't hit women.
00:59:41But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:45But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:47I said I don't kill women.
00:59:50Oh, God.
00:59:51He is a murderer.
00:59:52What if he murders me?
00:59:53Not him.
00:59:54Definitely not him.
01:00:00We're not afraid of you.
01:00:02That's enough.
01:00:03This isn't a war zone.
01:00:04You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:09I was just messing with them.
01:00:11Was he, though?
01:00:12We're not afraid of you.
01:00:15Jared!
01:00:16You have to avenge us.
01:00:17Look at this slut.
01:00:18She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:20She's cheating on you.
01:00:21Don't get back with her.
01:00:22Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:24I apologize for this scene.
01:00:26I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:30Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:32Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:34The potty crashes.
01:00:38Oh!
01:00:39You have any idea who that is?
01:00:40That's my wife.
01:00:42We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:45That's right.
01:00:46Know your place.
01:00:47Shut up.
01:00:48She's cheating on you.
01:00:52Know your place.
01:00:53You're just a side piece.
01:00:54If I still want you, that is.
01:00:56Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:58This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:00You slap her for this whore?
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:03They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:05Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:09She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:12I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:16What?
01:01:18You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:27I'm sorry.
01:01:29No.
01:01:31This can't be.
01:01:33I made you divorce...
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:39You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:47I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:50Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:54I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:57I didn't come here for you.
01:01:59I'm on a date.
01:02:02A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:05She really is a whore.
01:02:07Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:09I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:21Yeah, we already know you beat Ford to effort.
01:02:25We're too old for that.
01:02:27They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:29Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:35Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:37We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:41What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:43Where were you?
01:02:45Stomach issues.
01:02:47Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:06Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:07Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:03:10I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:13Angela, no.
01:03:15You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:18Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:27Me or the contract.
01:03:30You're kidding me.
01:03:32No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:39But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45That's a tough choice.
01:03:47You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:58Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:01You deserve the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:08Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:11He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:13Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:19I knew it.
01:04:20You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:23With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:27Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:45You saved me.
01:04:51You saved me.
01:04:53I'm sorry.
01:04:55If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life,
01:05:00but I promise you,
01:05:02I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:05No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:07I just couldn't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:18Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:21What? Me?
01:05:24Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:05:26No way.
01:05:28You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:32You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually,
01:05:36they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:49Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:52I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:55Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:03You'd like me to punish them for-
01:06:05Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:08Max, you know what to do.
01:06:23The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:26All business ties have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you? And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:48I am...
01:06:50Crypto Punk Number Two.
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:54I'm more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:57You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:06:59Well, I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:02See? You are number one at something.
01:07:04The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:07Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:10It's all about young money now.
01:07:12So, how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting him one-up me on this one.
01:07:22I'll spy too.
01:07:36They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:42Yes! I'm rich!
01:07:45I think I'll make them all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:55The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:04No!
01:08:06I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I need a little lock card.
01:08:10You tricked me!
01:08:17Oh, not me.
01:08:20I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:23I had to get some very important materials for our special date.
01:08:29Well, cheers.
01:08:31Cheers.
01:08:40This looks good.
01:08:43Did you use my spices?
01:08:46I know your ex-in-laws never appreciated you.
01:08:51You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:08:58I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:04Angela.
01:09:06Your future with me.
01:09:10Your future with me.
01:09:14It's gonna be different.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:18Upstairs.
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:36Wow.
01:09:38Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years
01:09:43just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:46Angela.
01:09:48I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:51Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:55That's right. I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:59How is all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:05Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:10:09I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:12You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:16Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:23Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:10:30All you do is babble on and on about Internet money, Bitcoin and shit like that.
01:10:38Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:45Hey! Get away from him!
01:10:47Angela!
01:10:50Fiesty girl. I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:04It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:08Astragal, saltif.
01:11:10Can he be cured?
01:11:11I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:13It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:17Household salt.
01:11:25I like her.
01:11:28There you go.
01:11:30Time is up.
01:11:33Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:43I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:47So, that's how I, well, we all met.
01:11:52I barely remember.
01:11:54I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:57Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:02You wouldn't have known.
01:12:03I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:05That makes you feel any better.
01:12:07Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:10Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:13Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years,
01:12:17who will you pick?
01:12:23How can that be?
01:12:25Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:32Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:36Bankrupt?
01:12:37The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:40Well, then, get out of here.
01:12:43You can't do this to me.
01:12:48Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:50What happened?
01:12:52Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:00What?
01:13:01What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to decompose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:15Mom!
01:13:19What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:28I...
01:13:34I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:36Fried chicken?
01:13:37Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:39Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:42Sucking up last minute.
01:13:44At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:47Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:50Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:13:53I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:56I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:13:59You know what I mean.
01:14:01Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:04which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:08Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:12Cole, the general?
01:14:16Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:20Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:25Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:28But when she does, she will take this eternal rose
01:14:32made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:34and give it to our winner, Angela.
01:14:39Angela.
01:14:41Oh, I, uh...
01:14:44I need more time to think.
01:14:48Uh, while our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:14:52why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:55Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:14:58Let's start with Cole.
01:15:00Cole.
01:15:04There's not much to say.
01:15:06Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:08who has huge biceps,
01:15:11a massive chest,
01:15:13who would protect their...
01:15:16who would protect their wife?
01:15:20Okay, thank you.
01:15:22Uh, Shane?
01:15:25Muscles, money,
01:15:28they'll only get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:32that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:35if you know what I mean.
01:15:39Okay, I think we do.
01:15:41And Devin?
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:15:53a lot of choices to make.
01:15:55And she's my queen.
01:15:57I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:59And then one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor
01:16:03brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:06That's a good point.
01:16:07It's bad for her heart.
01:16:10And then you!
01:16:11What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men?
01:16:15They beat their wives.
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:23Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:36Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:42Cut to commercial!
01:16:46Cut to commercial!
01:16:57This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:05Angela's marrying me!
01:17:07You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:09Oh yeah?
01:17:10I may be a doctor,
01:17:12but like I said,
01:17:13I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:19What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:21Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:23I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:25I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:27Don't forget about me.
01:17:29It's time I met you.
01:17:31Don't forget about me.
01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:38These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:41They do not.
01:17:42They do not help.
01:17:43Who made these?
01:18:02It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:11And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:16No!
01:18:29We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:33This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:37I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:40Hmm.
01:18:41Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:18:48You know,
01:18:50I've always really liked your hair.
01:18:51Really?
01:18:52Yeah.
01:18:53I mean,
01:18:54it's just a little bit too much.
01:18:56You know,
01:18:57I've always really liked your hair.
01:18:59Really?
01:19:00Yeah.
01:19:01I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:04So I appreciate that.
01:19:07Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:08And you know,
01:19:09Cool,
01:19:10I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:13Really?
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:18What do you got for me?
01:19:19I always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:19:23Yeah?
01:19:24It's fresh, right?
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah, yeah.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah.
01:19:30You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:33You need me to look at you?
01:19:35I got you.
01:19:36Hey, me?
01:19:37Yeah, cool.
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:39Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:42It was Sharon Cooper.
01:19:44That fucker!
01:19:45We have to find her.
01:19:46What, how?
01:19:47Her ring.
01:19:48Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:51Well, let's go then.
01:19:53My phone!
01:19:54My fiance!
01:19:55My fiance!
01:19:59Jared.
01:20:04What am I doing here?
01:20:06You destroyed me.
01:20:09I took everything.
01:20:12What?
01:20:13I have nothing left.
01:20:15It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:20:18I was greedy to have sex with my wife.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:25I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:27Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now.
01:20:29Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:31This is illegal.
01:20:32You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:35You won't have me arrested.
01:20:37You will take me back.
01:20:41Come on, bitch.
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:46You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:51Hey!
01:20:53Antimo, come back!
01:20:58You're too late!
01:20:59I drugged her.
01:21:00She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:01And yet, have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:05He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:07Everything?
01:21:08Yeah, everything.
01:21:09Everything.
01:21:10Everything.
01:21:11Everything.
01:21:12Everything.
01:21:13He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:15Everything except for...
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:21:17You get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss!
01:21:21Here you go.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What?
01:21:34What are you going to do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop! No! Don't!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:44No!
01:21:47Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:49Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:57So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:59We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:22:02The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:04And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:09Welcome back to the finale of...
01:22:11The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:13We're down to the wire.
01:22:15Literally.
01:22:16The wedding day.
01:22:17But who's the groom?
01:22:31Welcome back to the finale of...
01:22:33The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:35Welcome back to the finale of...
01:22:37The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:39But who's the groom?
01:22:44Seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:48Any input from the parents?
01:22:50Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:54This is exciting.
01:22:55Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:58Let me think.
01:23:02I like the doctor.
01:23:04He's cute.
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:10And we can't forget about Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:14Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:16Angela.
01:23:23You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:28And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:32But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:35And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:41And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:49I'm just kidding.
01:23:50I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:56Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:00I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:02They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:05So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:09Literally.
01:24:11Could it be the sexy and protective, general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:18Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:32And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:37The man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devon Sterling.
01:24:42Gentlemen.
01:24:44It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:46It has.
01:24:47May the best man win.
01:24:49May the best man win.
01:24:52Drum roll, please.
01:25:08Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:10Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:18I choose...
01:25:29I need the power of a strong man, and I really feel like he can protect me.
01:25:35Who could resist those guns?
01:25:39Could I interest you in an NFD, Ellen?
01:25:41Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:25:57Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:00You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:10I hope we can build together.
01:26:11Guns, baby!
01:26:24It's always been you.
01:26:34I'll always love you.
01:26:38Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:41Ellen, Ellen.
01:26:42Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:43Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:45I need fruit-flavored gum for you.