Coronation Street 16th May 2025
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08:43Gary called me last night.
08:45Listen, Craig, I know that you and Gary are friends.
08:48I wouldn't say friends. I used to go out with his sister.
08:50Exactly. And while that might help you in the plot, community coppers and all that,
08:55if you want to go far in the CID, you need to phase all that out.
08:58I mean, look what happened with her and Carla and Joel Deering.
09:02You were Gary's sister.
09:03Look, I can't exactly not take a call, can I?
09:05Well, you can, unless you tell him that you have to go through official lines.
09:09Take it from me, mate. In plain clothes, dealing with your friends, acquaintances,
09:13you just end up in all kinds of bother.
09:15One strong English breakfast tea.
09:18That's all right.
09:19With milk in a ceramic mug.
09:21Cheers.
09:23Sorry, mate. Police business.
09:25Oh, yeah. Of course, cheers.
09:29See? Easy as that.
09:32Now, I know exactly what Mr. Windass is saying,
09:36but it's being dealt with in the right way.
09:38Not some neighbourly slangy match.
09:45How can you defend him?
09:47I'm not defending him. I'm just saying I wasn't there and neither were you.
09:50Well, Gary's told me what happened.
09:51Mick told me what happened.
09:52Right, and he always tells you the truth, does he?
09:54Does Gary?
09:55All right, ladies. Let's keep it civil.
09:57Or if not, for the love of God, can one of you please rinse?
10:00I'm going on my break.
10:01Oh, will you grab me a cup of coffee? I'm gagging.
10:04No.
10:06Sorry about that.
10:07Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
10:09It's actually a relief to know it happens in here as well as the pub.
10:12Yeah, you are. It tends to follow me about a bit.
10:15From what I hear, you've got that in common with Maria.
10:18All that and a penchant for sexy bad boys.
10:20You reckon my Mick's sexy?
10:22You know what? Given my vulnerable position,
10:24I'm going to plead the fifth on that one, love.
10:26That's definitely what I fancied most about him when we were a kid,
10:29you know, the bad boys.
10:30Oh, uh-oh.
10:33Maria Biamardi.
10:34Oh, did she see you?
10:35No.
10:36Too sexy.
10:38Oh, you take your time, love.
10:40Always been a big fan of this ceiling.
10:45I could really do with getting through one day without any aggro.
10:48Sounds good to me.
10:49Today's meant to be about Brodie getting out.
10:51And I'm telling you, it will be.
10:54OK?
10:57Hiya, love.
11:01Oh, here he is.
11:03I definitely should have got that takeaway.
11:05So are you and Mick best mates, then, or what?
11:07Come on.
11:08Do we get to hear why you let him beat him up,
11:10or is that just, like, undercover police business?
11:12What's going on? What's this about Mick?
11:15Wait a minute, he's not family, is he?
11:17Is Mick another one of your secret kids, Bernard?
11:19You what?
11:20Will, calm down.
11:21Well, you can't deny that's his style, though, can you, Roy?
11:24The personal touch.
11:25I mean, he's definitely got form there.
11:27I'm guessing that's how you got with Sarah, is it?
11:29Bet she was grateful for all that help with Bethany.
11:31You need to be careful what you're saying.
11:33That's where you're wrong, you see, cos I don't care.
11:35I'll just say it.
11:36You're corrupt.
11:38Another bent copper.
11:39Nah, you're wrong.
11:40Yeah?
11:41Then you tell me, DC Green, who are you?
11:44Really.
11:46SCREAMING
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12:10Right, you two, get out. Now.
12:12Yeah, I think perhaps that would be for the best.
12:14No, it's all right. I haven't got anything to hide.
12:17You were the one who reached for that bottle.
12:19Did he tell you that?
12:20Believe me, I've seen some pretty horrendous injuries with broken glass.
12:24Some people don't even make it.
12:26You'd be OK with him killing someone?
12:28Again?
12:30You haven't got a clue.
12:31Course I do.
12:32I told you, I looked at your record.
12:34Because that's what I do.
12:35Use information, evidence, before I judge people.
12:38Yeah, and I've got some information on you.
12:40That's what you keep saying, but where's your evidence?
12:42Because I seen what happened with you and Mick.
12:44You gonna say there was no bottle?
12:47Here you go.
12:49You guys stay. I'm finished.
12:52Do you know what he did to our Liam?
12:54The man that you're protecting?
12:55Forget it. It's his word against Liam's.
12:57And obviously a teenager, that's gonna be the one lying.
13:00Isn't he?
13:03Sorry, right, sorry.
13:06PHONE RINGS
13:15Only me? Again?
13:17Pinnock, right, give me that key.
13:18What?
13:19I told you, you had to knock.
13:21Yeah, well, I rang your phone.
13:22And I didn't answer.
13:23So I let myself in.
13:24Why, when I didn't answer?
13:26Well, you might have hurt yourself.
13:27And why didn't you answer?
13:29Because I don't want to talk to you.
13:30Oh, charming.
13:31Well, you are now. So tough.
13:34So, er, why are you covering for Mick?
13:37I'm not.
13:38Don't lie.
13:40Right, I don't think you're corrupt.
13:42Oh, well, that's good.
13:43But Gary's right about looking after your own.
13:45And I think, I think this has got something to do with that photo
13:49that I found of you and Mick in your bin.
13:51Because that is evidence.
13:54Why are you looking through my bin?
13:56I wasn't looking through your bin.
13:57I was just passing and then...
13:58Anyway, it's your fault for not tucking it in at the bottom.
14:01No, no, it's your fault for rooting through my bin.
14:03On top is not rooting.
14:05So come on, then, I'm right, aren't I?
14:08Has he got something over you?
14:09Bernie, I'm not doing this.
14:11Is he bullying you? You know, like with Liam?
14:13Why are you like this?
14:14Like what?
14:15Like suddenly wanting to know everything about my life.
14:17When you spent the first 30 years not giving a damn.
14:20Don't do that.
14:21Do what?
14:22Don't you pick a fight with me.
14:23Hurt me to distract from what's really going on.
14:25Because I know how you operate.
14:27Of course you do, Bernie.
14:28Because you know everything about me, don't you?
14:30Not everything.
14:31You don't know me.
14:32You don't know anything about me because you weren't there.
14:35We've already been through this.
14:38I was in a bad place and...
14:40And what?
14:44Never mind.
14:46It's all in the past.
14:47Yeah.
14:49My point exactly.
14:51You decided to stay away from the first 30 years of my life.
14:54Now it's my turn.
14:55Give me the key.
14:57It's not mine. It's our Gemma's.
14:59Right, so now you can tell her why I took it back.
15:01Key.
15:02Oh, don't be daft.
15:03Give me the key, Bernie.
15:11Go on, then.
15:13Next time, call before you come round, yeah?
15:24Please, love.
15:25Look at the state of you.
15:27I don't have to see him now.
15:28Right, I can smarten up a bit.
15:30Can you?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Would you do a drugs test first?
15:34Yeah.
15:35Do you want to try that again?
15:37Right, he's not a kid anymore.
15:38He can handle having a mum who smokes a bit of weed.
15:42Sorry.
15:43Not mum.
15:44I shouldn't have said mum.
15:45You're his mum, obviously.
15:47Right, if you let me see Zodiac...
15:49Christopher!
15:50Sorry.
15:52Christopher, yeah.
15:53If you let me see Christopher,
15:55and I promise I won't take anything ever again.
15:58Right.
16:00Here's my number.
16:01You know, just me addressing that,
16:03just in case you change your mind.
16:06Do you know how impressionable kids are with the teenagers?
16:10Do you?
16:11Yeah, our Gem and I, she picks up on ours,
16:13starts, but...
16:15I'd love for her to meet her brother.
16:17And our Apollo, too.
16:18He's not their brother.
16:20I'm sorry, but that's the truth of it.
16:22And you're being unfair.
16:23Mum?
16:24Go, now.
16:26Please, let him get on with his life.
16:31Hiya, love.
16:33Who was that?
16:35Nobody.
16:36How was school?
16:37Her necklace, it was a green elephant like the one I found.
16:40No.
16:45Ernie.
16:46That's her, isn't it?
16:49I'm trying to protect you!
16:50Stop!
16:51Please!
16:52Wait!
17:02You know, I'm happy to hide out here if you'd like.
17:07No.
17:09Publix sounds good.
17:12Look, you're not the first bloke that I've gone out with
17:16that I've not been able to entirely trust.
17:19OK.
17:20Pretty much every boyfriend I've ever had has lied to me
17:23or kept secrets from me.
17:26Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
17:29I'm not telling you because...
17:32I want you to feel sorry for me.
17:34I'm telling you because I want you to know that it...
17:38It means that I have trouble trusting people.
17:43I'm not lying to you about Gary.
17:46That's good.
17:48OK.
17:50I believe you.
17:54But...
17:56But?
17:59I don't think I trust you yet entirely.
18:04OK.
18:08Sorry.
18:09It's all right.
18:11Something to work on, I guess.
18:14Well, it's very easy.
18:16All you've got to do is just keep talking to me
18:19and just... please just tell me the truth.
18:28Get out!
18:29Wait...
18:30Out, now!
18:31I'm calling the police.
18:32Hey, I want to pay for this, either.
18:34You can keep the change.
18:35Are you stupid or something?
18:37I don't want your money.
18:39Even if you had to nick them in the first place, you're underage.
18:42And you can get out and out!
18:44All right, mate, calm down.
18:45You're going to give yourself an heart attack.
18:47Don't tell me to calm down.
18:49I know who you are, you know.
18:51I know your mam.
18:52She comes in here, stinking the place up,
18:54asking if I've got anything past its sell-by date.
18:56Shut up.
18:57You'll get.
18:58It's OK.
18:59You, listen to your friend.
19:01Maybe then you'll have a chance
19:03at not ending up in prison like the rest of your family.
19:06I won't hold my breath, though.
19:08With a mam like that, there's no wonder you turned out like this,
19:11coming from scum like that.
19:13Stop it!
19:14Shut up now! Shut up!
19:16Or what?
19:17Police.
19:18Let's go.
19:19Let's go!
19:21You're the scum.
19:24I know you are!
19:25You're not getting away with this!
19:27What's up?
19:35Evening, officer.
19:36Oh, I am so, so sorry.
19:38Use your eyes, you great beagle.
19:40Let me get you another.
19:41Don't worry, love, I'll top you up for your charge.
19:43Thank you, Glenda.
19:45Now I'm done, then.
19:47Yeah, yeah, but only cos he's a copper.
19:50Only messing, mate.
19:52He knows that don't count for anything.
20:03It don't mean no.
20:04It does.
20:05You think he can say that about you?
20:07About your family?
20:08Yeah, well, what are you going to do about it?
20:10I'm not letting him get away with that.
20:11Will you make him regret messing with us, yeah?
20:14Oh, yeah?
20:15Yeah.
20:16Cos we're family, bruv.
20:17Believe, bruv.
20:19So what, you got a mind?
20:22Look at him just smiling.
20:24Just leave it, would you?
20:25Look, let's just go home, yeah?
20:26No.
20:27I'm not letting that clown ruin today.
20:31You heard.
20:32Go home and cool off.
20:33Nah.
20:34Don't think so.
20:35Come on.
20:36Shut up, get out,
20:37or I'll drag you out and take you down the station.
20:39Nah, you're forgetting yourself.
20:41Don't work like that.
20:42Not with me.
20:43Rick.
20:44Zodiac.
20:46See, you're forgetting how well I know you, Kit.
20:49Christopher.
20:50DC Green.
20:52You're forgetting that me and Louie
20:54know all about what you did to that shopkeeper's wife.
20:58In fact,
20:59do you think everybody else here might like to know?
21:03Or do you think that'll be the end of you round here?
21:07Do you know what?
21:09I think I'll stay,
21:11bruv.
21:31Rick, listen to me.
21:32No, you listen to me.
21:34You're gonna do exactly as I say.
21:36And you're gonna start by buying me a beer.
21:39All right?
21:40Oh, ripping out, mate.
21:42I keep telling you to turn that down.
21:44What's the point of it so you can hear it?
21:46Hello?
21:47Hiya, mate.
21:48Yeah, long time no speak.
21:50That is music to my ears.
21:52Give me two secs.
21:55Looks like I might need laters on that pint.
21:57Gotta go meet Jimmy about that job.
22:00I'll have to pop home to change my shirt, though, won't I?
22:02You'll be back to pick up Brodie later, though, yeah?
22:04Constable, stop mithering.
22:06See you round.
22:09Cheerio, sweetheart.
22:14Look, I'm, erm, sorry about him.
22:17He can be a bit, well, you know.
22:20Here, let me buy you a drink.
22:21It's fine.
22:22No, I insist.
22:23Another white wine, please, and, er, whatever they're having.
22:26Oh, and you two, obviously, yeah?
22:27Oh, look, no, tar, I'm, erm, I'm gonna get home.
22:30Yeah, we're OK too, tar.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Look, I know you're OK, and I also know that I'm buying you a drink.
22:36I'm not doing it to be dead nice or anything.
22:38I just don't want a drink on my own.
22:40My Brodie, he's coming out today, so I'm celebrating.
22:43Er, you can make mine a large, please, love.
22:54I'm sorry, I'll be with you presently.
22:56Oh, cheers, mate, I need a coffee pronto.
22:58I've got a meeting with a bloke about a job
23:00and I'm a couple of pints down, so I need a caffeine injection.
23:03It's all right, Roy, I'm nearly finished, I'll deal with it.
23:06Er, cheers, love.
23:07Black, two sugars to go, please.
23:10Our kid has, er, he's told me everything.
23:14Has he?
23:15Something like him?
23:16Yeah, well, I'm his mum, aren't I?
23:19No, I knew his mum.
23:21Used to go round there as a fair bit.
23:24Oh, yeah?
23:25Yeah, you two were mates, weren't you?
23:27At one point, yeah.
23:29Yeah, best mates.
23:32Like brothers, really.
23:34And his mum, his real mum, she was a total sweetheart.
23:40She looked out for me.
23:42That's good.
23:43Yeah, it was, especially seeing as my own real mum, yeah.
23:47She was a complete waste of space.
23:49I don't know how my dad put up with her for as long as he did.
23:53So, yeah, yeah, I was round there loads,
23:55it's funny, he never mentioned you.
23:58What was his name?
24:00Bernie.
24:04Ah, actually, er, I tell a lie, yeah, he, erm,
24:09he did tell me about you.
24:12You were the reason he was all het up the day it happened.
24:15Yeah.
24:16Yeah.
24:17It was, erm, just after the first time he saw you.
24:22Just after the first time he saw you.
24:25We were in this shop and some of this guy said,
24:28the guy who owned the shop,
24:31somebody said wound him up, something chronic.
24:35Something about the apple not falling far from the tree.
24:40Something about coming from scum and turning into scum.
24:45I... I can't remember exactly, but whatever it was seemed to,
24:50like, you know, er, what's the word?
24:55Resonate with him.
24:59You leave him alone.
25:04Like you did.
25:06See, I reckon you leaving him was the best thing you could ever have done.
25:10You coming back, finding him again, that was the mistake.
25:16Your kid, he has some serious problems.
25:20And, you know, nine times out of ten,
25:24people with serious problems end up hurting the folk they're closest to.
25:30But you already knew that, cos he told you everything.
25:41You really didn't have to.
25:43Er, I did. And, anyway, I've been meaning to catch up with Kitty for a while now.
25:47Oh, do you two know each other?
25:49I wouldn't say we know each other. We went to the same school about 16 years ago.
25:5317, yeah. And even then it were hard to miss.
25:56You're always about a head taller than most little lads in our year.
25:59And then, believe me, these aren't the first drinks I've had to buy to say sorry for Mick.
26:04And I reckon I could use all the friends I can get down here.
26:08This is cosy. Is Mick joining you?
26:11Or is he busy beating up random strangers?
26:14Hey, I told you, I don't know what happened.
26:16Listen, thanks for the drinks, but we'd best be going, eh?
26:19Go what? What are you doing in here, anyway?
26:21I thought you were picking Brodie up.
26:23Yeah, I am in a bit. That's why we're celebrating.
26:25Celebrating? Wow.
26:27You sure it shouldn't be called getting up some Dutch courage?
26:30You sure it shouldn't be called getting up some Dutch courage?
26:32Cos if it's anything like his dad, you're gonna need it.
26:34Don't you speak about my son like that.
26:36He can speak how he wants after what your fella did to him.
26:38All right, Maria, that's enough.
26:40Yeah, and you pipe down. Don't start on her.
26:41Oh, just butt out, Gary.
26:42All right, that's enough.
26:44Let me know, did I miss the memo?
26:46Why's everyone shouting at each other today?
26:48I'm still on the cross. I mean, I'm not adverse to a spirited debate.
26:51But please, can you just hakuna your tatters?
26:53Sorry.
26:54All right, let's get going.
26:56Yeah, I'll come too.
26:58It's nice to see you all getting on so well.
27:00Seriously, Gary, you just need to grow up.
27:02You should be concentrating on your own relationship.
27:04Sorry, I shouldn't have...
27:05What do you mean by that?
27:06Don't worry, I won't say anything.
27:19Right, it's empty. I saw him leave.
27:21So we're doing this, then?
27:23Yeah, looks like it, yeah.
27:25Yeah?
27:26Yeah.
27:27Yes, mate.
27:28You don't get to talk like that about us.
27:30No, we're going easy on him, aren't we?
27:34Come on, hurry up.
27:35Come on, come on.
27:36Right, there we go.
27:37Go on, put it through.
27:43He deserves this.
27:46Move!
27:47Move!
27:49Oh, my God!
27:51SHE GASPS
27:54Should have just stayed in.
27:57Yeah.
27:59You know, Gary was exactly the same with Adam.
28:03And Damon.
28:06And I'm going to stop listing my exes now and I'm going to kiss you.
28:10Yeah? Yeah.
28:16Ignore it.
28:21I can hear you!
28:24I'll be joking.
28:29Well, at least I'm not this time.
28:30Yeah, it's cos I took away your key.
28:33Oh, sorry, love.
28:34Right, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
28:36No.
28:37But I just need a word.
28:40Right, I need to go and get Harry from my gran's anyway,
28:44so I'll leave you to it.
28:46Well, I'll come with.
28:47No, it won't take long.
28:48No, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
28:52Yeah.
28:53See you, love.
28:56Sorry.
28:57What is it?
28:58It's Mick.
28:59Oh, Bernie, I'm fed up with this now.
29:00So what happened to the shopkeeper?
29:04What, he's told you?
29:05No, but you're going to now.
29:08Cos he's blackmailing you, isn't he?
29:10And a copper that's being blackmailed, that is bad news, kidder,
29:13cos someone like him, he will use it to hurt people
29:16and then he'll use it to ruin your life.
29:19So come on, then, what did he do?
29:23Well, he didn't do anything.
29:25It wasn't him.
29:28It was me.
29:30He was saying all these horrible things.
29:33I just wanted to teach him a lesson, stand up for a mate,
29:37make him see that he couldn't say things like that.
29:40I wasn't meant to hurt anybody.
29:43SCREAMING
29:55Oi!
29:57What the hell do you think you're playing at?!
30:03But you see, I thought it was empty.
30:09There was no way of knowing she was in there.
30:13SIGHS
30:14I didn't even know he had a wife.
30:19She had these...
30:21..these third-degree burns.
30:25And screaming.
30:30I should have gone down for it.
30:33I shouldn't have been allowed to join the force, anyway.
30:36SCREAMING
30:39I didn't do no...
30:42Get off!
30:43So I lied, and lied, and...
30:46Oh.
30:48Let my best mate hear the rap.
30:50I told him to leave, I told him not to do anything.
30:53Mick had a record, so he got a custodial.
30:55It's going to be OK.
30:57He moved away soon after.
30:58It's not your fault, then.
31:00I joined another school, got into uni and all that.
31:03Then joined the force.
31:06Never made it into the army.
31:07So, yeah.
31:0916 years later...
31:12..he is going to ruin my life.
31:15And maybe that's fair, because...
31:18..well, I ruined his.
31:38You were so young.
31:42You know, we've all done things we regret.
31:44Look who you're talking to.
31:45Don't.
31:46Don't do that.
31:47What I'm just saying...
31:48I don't want your help.
31:49OK, OK.
31:51Definitely don't want your sympathy.
31:53OK.
31:54I shouldn't have even told you.
31:56Yes, you should.
31:57No, I shouldn't, because I know what you're like.
31:59What am I like?
32:01Well, you feel like you need to help, save me,
32:04because you weren't there,
32:05and now you feel like you have to compensate.
32:07No, I don't want to save you.
32:09I just want to be your mum.
32:10Yeah, and I'm trying, I really am, but...
32:12Yeah, I know, I get it.
32:13Amanda was your mum, too.
32:18I've been living with this my whole life.
32:20I know.
32:21And nothing's going to change.
32:23I get that.
32:26You can't tell anybody.
32:27I won't.
32:29I promise.
32:30You can't tell anybody.
32:31I won't.
32:33About Mick, about anything.
32:35Look, I promise you, I will take this to my grave.
32:40Thanks for that.
32:42It's OK.
32:45I think I need to be alone now.
32:47Right, well, I'll get off then.
32:49No, you stay.
32:51OK.
32:52Just let yourself out, yeah?
32:53Kit.
32:54Yeah?
32:56I need you to know that it nearly killed me letting go of you.
33:00Literally.
33:02So, I know what it's like to live with something that you hate yourself for.
33:21No, look, wait a minute.
33:22What's he said?
33:24Come on.
33:26Don't do this to me, Jim.
33:28Please.
33:30I really need this job.
33:34Look, I'm telling you, Gary Windass is a liar.
33:37Ask anyone.
33:40I don't know.
33:42But I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.
33:44I didn't do anything.
33:47I didn't do anything.
33:49But I'm stuck in here.
33:50Because of you.
33:52And it takes you six months to visit.
33:55I'm sorry, bro.
33:56My parents wouldn't let me.
33:58Don't what?
33:59They think I'm a bad influence?
34:00He's here now, though, yeah?
34:02And I'll try and come more regular from now on.
34:04How long did it take him to tell you the truth?
34:07After the trial.
34:08But you're still talking to her?
34:10You're fine with that?
34:11With what he did?
34:12She's not fine with it, no.
34:14And neither am I.
34:16I'm gonna make it up to her.
34:18Yeah?
34:19How are you gonna do that, then?
34:26There is something, actually.
34:30There's some lads in here.
34:32Give them your asshole.
34:33They want me to bring some stuff in.
34:35You want us to smuggle drugs?
34:36Keep your voice down, you moron.
34:38No.
34:39No, we can't do that.
34:41We what?
34:45I took the fall for you.
34:47I kept you and him out of it.
34:49And that bloke was calling me all sorts.
34:51I can't.
34:52I'm sorry.
34:53Look, when you get out...
34:55No.
34:56No.
34:57I don't care about when I get out.
34:59I need your help, now.
35:01Mick.
35:10You do it,
35:12or I tell him the truth.
35:16No.
35:18This was a bad idea.
35:20Hey.
35:22I mean it.
35:23Mick, don't.
35:24Let's just go, yeah?
35:27You tell him,
35:29or I will.
35:31And I'll tell him everything.
35:34Yeah?
35:37And who do you think they'll believe?
35:40Someone like me?
35:42Or someone like me.
35:48Mick, please, just give me the chance.
35:53You, come here.
35:54Mick, just leave it.
35:55It's not enough that Gary's fired me.
35:56He's rung around and I don't like him either.
35:59You need to sort this out.
36:00No, I don't.
36:02Don't walk away from it.
36:06Stop!
36:08Stop!
36:09It's alright, it's okay.
36:10What are you doing?
36:14You touch him again and I'll arrest you.
36:15Lisa, I'm fine, I'm handling it.
36:17Yeah, Lisa, it's fine.
36:19He's handling it.
36:21Because that's what he does.
36:26What are you playing at?
36:28Come with me.
36:29Come on!
36:31Hurry up.
36:36I told you I'm fine.
36:37And I've told you I don't care.
36:38Now sit down.
36:40Sit down!
36:42You can be well scary when you want to be.
36:44No, no, we're not doing this.
36:45We're not doing this smart back chat
36:46and we're not doing excuses, alright?
36:49You're going to tell me exactly what is going on
36:51or I'm going to report you.
36:52He said something to me, I said something back.
36:54It escalated.
36:55People get into fights.
36:56Not if you're a copper, you don't.
36:57Because when we signed up to the force, we agreed...
36:59Oh, we signed ourselves up to be the perfect conscientious citizen.
37:02Basically, yeah?
37:03Yeah.
37:04Just like that.
37:06We got our badge and we became these immaculate beings.
37:11All our sins are washed away.
37:12Has he got something on you?
37:14No.
37:16He said something about Sarah.
37:17I should have just walked away.
37:21See, I'm not as good as a copper as you.
37:22Sometimes I make mistakes.
37:25So if you want to report me, do so.
37:33I'm not going to report you.
37:34Thanks.
37:35No, no, Kit, wait.
37:36I know I messed up, let's just leave it at that.
37:38I haven't finished.
37:39I really don't need this lecture.
37:51So she's doing OK, is she?
37:54Oh, that's great.
37:57Yeah, that's really good.
37:58Will you give her my love?
38:00Yeah?
38:03I miss you, Devendra.
38:07Yeah.
38:09Yeah, no, she's fine.
38:11Yep, yep, they're fine.
38:14He's fine.
38:17How did you guess?
38:22No, it's just that...
38:24Well, I think I'm getting closer to him and then he...
38:28No, it's not his...
38:31It isn't his fault, Devendra, OK?
38:35No, this is categorically my fault.
38:39Cos I should have been stronger back then.
38:43But I wasn't.
38:45No, I was weak.
38:47Just here, mate, thank you.
38:49Thanks a lot.
38:55Macca, it's me.
38:57Look, I'm on my way to the ropes and are you there?
39:00OK.
39:02Gemma's not there, is she?
39:05Well, good.
39:06No, that's good, that's good.
39:08Now, listen, mate, I just, erm...
39:10I just need something.
39:12Yeah, whatever you've got.
39:14I told you, we haven't got the time.
39:16Hiya.
39:17Yeah, well, I promised him snacks, so we are getting snacks.
39:21Then we're going for a curry.
39:23I'm telling you, after months on prison food, you dream about this stuff.
39:27Oh, great.
39:28No, no, it's fine.
39:30Yep, I'll see you there.
39:32That was the STC.
39:34Yeah, I'll see you there.
39:36Yeah, I'll see you there.
39:38Yeah, I'll see you there.
39:40Yeah, I'll see you there.
39:41That was the STC.
39:43They put his release back half an hour.
39:44Apparently, there was a violent incident.
39:46Well, not Brodie.
39:47No, of course not.
39:48His dad's the only one getting into incidents.
39:51Look, he's got a flat lip.
39:52Get off, will you?
39:54You should see the other guy.
39:56So it was a fight?
39:58You told me he walked into a door.
39:59She believed that.
40:00No, don't mess about. Who were it?
40:01Nobody.
40:02Bye, baby.
40:03Cheers, mate.
40:04No.
40:05Flippin' heck, Lou.
40:06I mean it.
40:07We're not going anywhere until you tell me who did that.
40:12Lou, you can't just barge in here.
40:14Just have.
40:15So you're punching lumps out of each other in the street now?
40:17One punch.
40:18And best of all, he tells me that snooty DS swaying broke it up.
40:20Well, I sorted that.
40:21What the hell are you playing at?
40:22Why are you shouting at me?
40:23Mick was the one who started all this.
40:25Yeah, I could probably guess that, yeah.
40:28But you know full well why I'm shouting at you.
40:32Is this about what I think it's about?
40:35No.
40:36Kit,
40:38tell me the truth.
40:39Does he know what happened when he were inside?
40:53Never knew you supported Chelsea.
40:56You're having a laugh, mate.
40:57I flippin' hate Chelsea.
41:00City front.
41:01Tonight's a lose-lose.
41:03Yeah?
41:05I like it when they care, either.
41:07You always look good in red.
41:11You're not looking bad yourself.
41:14Cheers.
41:20Have you seen Mick yet?
41:22Yeah.
41:24He moved in with his dad.
41:27So,
41:28are you two guys, like...
41:30He's only been out a few weeks, so
41:33early days, but
41:34yeah.
41:36At the moment.
41:38Right.
41:41Right.
41:44So, go on.
41:46You're gonna warn me off him like everybody else.
41:48It's up to you, innit?
41:51Yeah, it is.
41:54And you're not sticking round.
41:55I'm not moving that far away.
41:57Don't.
41:58What?
42:00He's miles away.
42:02He's miles away.
42:04And if Mick finds out what we've been doing
42:06while he's been stuck inside, he'd kill us.
42:09I'm not scared of him.
42:10Yeah, but you are moving away, aren't you?
42:15I'm not.
42:18So that's why you're going to stay with him?
42:20Because he's here?
42:21Get over yourself, Kit.
42:24I like him, OK?
42:31OK.
42:33Well then,
42:36have a nice life, yeah?
42:38You too.
42:42Kit.
42:43What?
42:47Nothing.
42:50You're right.
42:52It's not your problem, is it?
42:57It's mine.
43:02Can you stop growing now, please?
43:04He'll be growing outwards once he's eaten all this food we've ordered, eh?
43:07I can't believe we've come to the only curry house that doesn't serve any booze.
43:10Don't you dare.
43:11What? I'm 16.
43:13You can have a beer in a restaurant when you're 16.
43:15I don't care. I'm not buying you booze.
43:17I'll buy my own, then.
43:18Yeah, well, that would be illegal, wouldn't it?
43:20Come on, mate, let's just give it a couple of days
43:22before you go doing anything naughty, all right?
43:24To be fair, I don't really fancy going back in there.
43:27Booze.
43:28To be fair, I don't really fancy going back in there.
43:30Booze is rubbish.
43:32Flipping heck, slow down.
43:34There better be some of this left.
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