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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey.
00:00:10You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:13Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey!
00:00:18Come on!
00:00:19We haven't been to a real party in a week.
00:00:20These guys are gross.
00:00:21So?
00:00:22You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:23Just the love of your night.
00:00:24Yeah.
00:00:26Oh my god.
00:00:27Ben Lawson?
00:00:28Claremore College's resident party boy.
00:00:29Fuck boy.
00:00:30Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:31Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:32Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:33Hey, what's up?
00:00:34I'm so sorry.
00:00:35I'm sorry I'm late.
00:00:36I know.
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38I'm sorry.
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00:00:53I'm sorry.
00:00:55Oh!
00:00:57Way to go, loser.
00:01:00Oh my god.
00:01:01I'm so sorry.
00:01:02Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:06Aww.
00:01:07Ben!
00:01:08You're so sweet.
00:01:09And that's Skye.
00:01:10Ben's on again, mostly off again ex.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:16Ha!
00:01:20Ha!
00:01:21I'm gonna go dry off.
00:01:22It's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:32Come with me, let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46Weird.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:51Oh.
00:01:56Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:01:59Probably not.
00:02:00I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:09Okay.
00:02:10You can turn around.
00:02:15Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:18Because I happen to be an expert at frat partying.
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28My pants!
00:02:37Oh!
00:02:48Oh!
00:03:10Sorry, it's kind of like...
00:03:11It's kind of like a mess, um...
00:03:16It's cool.
00:03:17I like it.
00:03:21But what is that?
00:03:25Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:28Okay.
00:03:29She's actually, like, the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:32And she's kind of, um...
00:03:36strict.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39Mm-hmm.
00:03:40But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so...
00:03:44How's that going for you so far?
00:03:46I don't know.
00:03:47I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
00:03:49Me too.
00:04:03Wait.
00:04:04I've never done a one-night stand before.
00:04:06Is this a one-night stand?
00:04:08I mean, you are, like, the king of hookups.
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:31That really happened.
00:04:43Man, it's over.
00:04:45He's gone.
00:04:46And I'll probably never see him again.
00:05:13Well, so much for that.
00:05:19Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:24Can't you just text him?
00:05:27Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:30Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:33Ever again.
00:05:43Oh, sir Ben!
00:05:45Back from another noble conquest, I presume?
00:05:47Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:49And why not, good sir?
00:05:51Didst thou not ravish thine lady?
00:05:54No.
00:05:55I mean, yeah, but...
00:05:56I don't know, man.
00:05:57I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:05:59Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05I'm sorry.
00:06:06I'm sorry.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:08I'm sorry.
00:06:09I'm sorry.
00:06:10I'm sorry.
00:06:12I'm sorry.
00:06:13I'm sorry.
00:06:14I'm sorry.
00:06:15Um, alright.
00:06:16Rule one.
00:06:17Never leave a fellow single behind.
00:06:20Rule two.
00:06:21Say yes to trouble.
00:06:23And rule three.
00:06:26Don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:33Dude.
00:06:35Dude.
00:06:36This is for your own good.
00:06:37Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:42Hunter.
00:06:44Bro.
00:06:45Match after match.
00:06:47What are you doing?
00:06:48Knock it off.
00:06:49Give it back.
00:06:50I told you, bro.
00:06:51Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:55I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:57Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:05Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:07I just matched with Ben.
00:07:12I just matched with Ben.
00:07:17Wow.
00:07:18You know what?
00:07:19I knew he was a player.
00:07:20But this is like next level.
00:07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:27Mary.
00:07:29Right.
00:07:30Sorry.
00:07:31I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:42Oh my god.
00:07:43Wait.
00:07:44That asshole just texted me.
00:07:45Sorry about earlier.
00:07:46I had fun last night.
00:07:48Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:53What?
00:07:54A player?
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah, right.
00:07:58Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:00Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:03Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:08So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone,
00:08:13leave,
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app,
00:08:17and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:21Yes.
00:08:25No?
00:08:27Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:30This is super confusing.
00:08:32No.
00:08:37No, you're right.
00:08:38You should stick to what you're good at.
00:08:39Hooking up.
00:08:40That's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:08:45What?
00:09:10What does that mean?
00:09:12Why won't it send?
00:09:13I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:22What the hell?
00:09:25What do I do now?
00:09:27Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:29Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:43I am he.
00:09:44I am he.
00:09:45I am he.
00:09:46I am he.
00:09:57He's coming to get us.
00:09:58OK.
00:10:10Ben I am.
00:10:11Oh, hi.
00:10:12I guess you're always late.
00:10:21Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:28I can't take this anymore.
00:10:38Ben Lawson! Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:42Ben!
00:10:48Don't you know what we are?
00:10:49Wait a minute.
00:10:50No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were.
00:10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Shh!
00:11:12I'm sorry.
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:23I can't.
00:11:30MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:33Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:35Who?
00:11:36The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:39You know.
00:11:40We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:43Okay, wait a minute.
00:11:44Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:48So you're gonna go?
00:11:50I mean...
00:11:51If I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:55Like, if you don't...
00:11:59Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:02that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:06That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:08Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:13Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:15He really is dumb.
00:12:17So you're not going?
00:12:19Um...
00:12:23Thanks, guy. That was actually...
00:12:25May I see you for once?
00:12:27Don't mention it.
00:12:39Well...
00:12:41This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:43What's a toga?
00:12:48Okay, I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:53Benny?
00:12:54Where have you been?
00:13:00Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:02Especially me.
00:13:04Scott.
00:13:05I already told you, I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:33No, I'm really gonna be sick.
00:13:36Kelsey!
00:13:38I hate you.
00:13:49Kelsey!
00:13:50Wait!
00:13:52Wow.
00:13:53Ditching me for that loser?
00:13:55It's like you have feelings for him.
00:13:57You know what, Skye?
00:13:58Maybe I do.
00:14:03So?
00:14:05Did you tell him?
00:14:07You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:10Not such a great idea.
00:14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:18I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:31Baby?
00:14:32Oh, this is too good.
00:14:37I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:40I need a drink.
00:14:41Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:46This could be our last hurrah!
00:14:48Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:50But, whatever.
00:14:53Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:59Kelsey!
00:15:00Where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:05Hmm, no. I'm okay, Sky.
00:15:07No! Here!
00:15:09I insist.
00:15:11No, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:13Oh, come on. It's just one beer. It can't hurt, right?
00:15:18No, Sky.
00:15:24Yo!
00:15:27What's going on?
00:15:28Yeah, Kelsey. Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:32Knock it off, Sky. She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:35Yeah, you're right.
00:15:37That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:42Baby?
00:15:44What baby?
00:15:49Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:51Come on.
00:15:54Well, awkward.
00:15:56Yeah, for you. Why would you do that to her?
00:15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:01But...
00:16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey. Or me. Ever.
00:16:08Looks like your days partying at Sigma House are over.
00:16:17Come here, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:22Please.
00:16:31It's the baby of mine.
00:16:33Kelsey, it's the baby of mine. Kelsey!
00:16:35Would it matter if it was?
00:16:39Would it matter if it was?
00:16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine!
00:16:43Because you're...
00:16:46I'm what?
00:16:47You!
00:16:48You're Ben Lawson! You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex!
00:16:53Sultan of sex?
00:16:54Yeah, and I'm just...
00:16:57I'm me.
00:16:58And I don't do one-night stands.
00:17:00You do.
00:17:01With you! And only you, so...
00:17:04Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
00:17:07Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:16Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:18You said that.
00:17:19You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here, and you're still messing around with Sky.
00:17:26Not on any apps. And about Sky...
00:17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter. You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:32But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:36I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
00:17:40I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine!
00:17:43Coach, I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:47Wait, you do?
00:17:50Yes. More than anything.
00:17:53My mom was alone, my dad was never around.
00:17:56I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:02What about Sigma and all of your friends and Sky?
00:18:06I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:08You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks and just live my life for myself.
00:18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:21I'm all in, Coach.
00:18:23You let me.
00:18:36Grandma?
00:18:37I know your little secret.
00:18:42I know your little secret.
00:18:46You broke one of my rules, Kelsey.
00:18:48You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:52I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:54I think you do.
00:18:56I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:04Who was that?
00:19:06That was my grandma.
00:19:09The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:19And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so now it has.
00:19:31But you're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:36You're not here for me, we're not together.
00:19:41Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46Ben Lawson.
00:19:49I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:54Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:19:58Wait, what?
00:20:00Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:04And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might let me stay in school, graduate, or, you know.
00:20:13Like, live.
00:20:15Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:18Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:20You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:28But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:32I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:37Hear me out.
00:20:40Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:58I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:03So, what do you say?
00:21:10Okay, let's do this.
00:21:15But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better, just so people won't get suspicious?
00:21:20I like your thinking, Lawson.
00:21:23Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:32Alright, time to hit the books.
00:21:45Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:49Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:53Sir Fluffington, no wait.
00:21:56Wrong, Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:59Okay, what's the name of my cat?
00:22:03Easy, Hannah.
00:22:05And what kind of crazy person has a human name, not a pet name?
00:22:10Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:15Hmm, okay.
00:22:17What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:20Another easy one. You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up. You're having a kid soon.
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:33I am also having a kid soon. It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:37No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually.
00:22:44Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:51Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:56I was never really good at school and...
00:23:00Wait.
00:23:02A dad.
00:23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:10Okay, the most important question.
00:23:15Where did we meet?
00:23:17A frat party?
00:23:19No, not IRL. Like, our backstory. Our fake backstory.
00:23:23Um, I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:27There's a sixth one?!
00:23:29Fake backstory, remember? Keep up kills.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:43Crap!
00:23:45What's wrong?
00:23:50What's wrong? Is it the baby?
00:23:52No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:54No, Ben, that's really cute. You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:23:58But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:00So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:15What?
00:24:18Shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:21I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:23Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:27You will?
00:24:28Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:31Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:37Okay, yeah.
00:24:40You should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Uh, duh.
00:25:07You didn't think to tell me that after we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben, you know my last name. And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:15Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:17I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:19Uh.
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:28Uh.
00:25:34I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:37Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:41Sorry, I'm late.
00:25:46And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:49Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:51I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:59I've heard so many nice things about you. So good to meet you.
00:26:02Have you?
00:26:04Of course.
00:26:06I know who you are, Mr. Lawson. Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:12Uh, yeah. That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster. Total misunderstanding.
00:26:18You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:26That may be.
00:26:28But the question still remains, why is he here?
00:26:32Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:40Very well. Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards because you represent me.
00:26:50And thus, Claremore College.
00:26:54Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:59I know I'm strict with you.
00:27:02But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:11Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:17Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:19Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:27:21Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:25Hashtag house of Liang Tong.
00:27:27If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put beer on my designer dress.
00:27:31Even if it was last season.
00:27:34Rule number two, stay out of trouble.
00:27:38Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:42So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:45Well, young lady, that's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:51And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:27:55Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:27:59That may be, but Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:05If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in the senior fashion show.
00:28:12Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremont was for the fashion show.
00:28:17I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:19Marissa Liang from House of Liang is going to be there.
00:28:22And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:24I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university and mine.
00:28:32Rules are rules.
00:28:34Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:28:37Thank you, Dean Barrington. It was so good to meet you.
00:28:40Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind while I have a little chat.
00:28:47Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:07Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:13So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:17What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:22Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money. She doesn't have any.
00:29:26Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:31Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:36Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:40I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:29:45My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:52So why my granddaughter?
00:29:54With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:29:57Are you being serious?
00:30:00I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time. This is all really new to me.
00:30:05I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy who doesn't settle down, but...
00:30:12I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:18But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:23Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.
00:30:27I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.
00:30:32She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:35There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington. It's everything.
00:30:39Very well. You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you. I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:52Bye.
00:31:00That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:03Believed what?
00:31:05The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:07Yeah, right.
00:31:09As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:14So, this is the surprise? Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:20I'm sorry to keep you two waiting. My last appointment ran over.
00:31:24Mr. and Mrs...
00:31:27No, we're not married. I'm Kelsey, and this is my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:31Young love.
00:31:33Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:36Right now?
00:31:38Ben, are you crying?
00:31:42It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:31:46No, I know. It's just... it's really sweet.
00:31:51I'm sorry.
00:31:53It's okay.
00:31:55It's okay.
00:31:57It's okay.
00:31:59It's okay.
00:32:01It's okay.
00:32:03It's okay.
00:32:04It's just... it's really sweet.
00:32:11And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:17Wow, no way.
00:32:19Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:27I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we all set.
00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:35I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:38It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.
00:32:49Well, um... this is me.
00:32:53Um...
00:32:55I'll call you for the next appointment. It should be in about a month.
00:32:59There's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:05Wait.
00:33:07We can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:10Fake dating, then.
00:33:12Yeah, but it's got to look real.
00:33:15My grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:22After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:26Maybe take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:29What do you think?
00:33:32What kind of fake dates?
00:33:35I don't know. Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:40Sure. I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:56I love you.
00:33:58I love you.
00:34:00I love you.
00:34:02I love you.
00:34:04I love you.
00:34:06I love you.
00:34:08I love you.
00:34:10I love you.
00:34:12I love you.
00:34:13I love you.
00:34:21You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm.
00:34:29Formal and tire-encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:44Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:47Welcome in, madame.
00:34:52Right this way.
00:35:14You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You're my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:32That's, like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet. Okay?
00:35:40Good evening, gentleman.
00:35:42And gentlewoman. May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:45It's also our only thing on our very limited menu.
00:35:49Four two specials, please.
00:35:51Got you.
00:35:54Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:35:59Bon appétit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:04Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:06Kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect. I love it.
00:36:21Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet are swollen, and I just feel off balance, and, you know, like, normal.
00:36:41You're perfect. Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:47Oh, man.
00:36:58What is it?
00:37:01Nothing, I just...
00:37:05Ow!
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:10What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15Do you want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Here.
00:37:22I don't feel anything.
00:37:27Oh, my God, wow! That's amazing! Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty great yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um... I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:45It doesn't.
00:37:47Wait.
00:38:14Wait.
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Should we be doing this?
00:38:18Can't just hurt the baby.
00:38:20Aw, Ben. That's so sweet.
00:38:23But no, it won't hurt the baby.
00:38:25Are you sure?
00:38:26Positive.
00:38:42Breakfast is served.
00:38:50Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just...
00:38:56I thought you left again.
00:38:59What?
00:39:01No.
00:39:02First of all, I wouldn't do that.
00:39:04Second of all, this is my room.
00:39:07I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know. I just...
00:39:15I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:19But I am going to steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:27So, um...
00:39:29Should we, like, talk about what it's like?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:39Kelsey? This is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:42Hi. Is everything okay?
00:39:45It's more than okay.
00:39:47I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:59Two babies.
00:40:01Kelsey? Are you there?
00:40:05Hello?
00:40:07Yeah, sorry. Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:10Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:13It's very common, actually.
00:40:15One heartbeat masks the other.
00:40:17But there's two of them in there.
00:40:19No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:26Okay, don't panic.
00:40:28Nothing's changed, just...
00:40:30Double?
00:40:32Double of everything?
00:40:34I'm going to be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I going to hide this from my grandma?
00:40:39She was going to find out eventually,
00:40:41so let's just wait until the babies are here
00:40:44and then we can figure out a way to break it to her.
00:40:47I can't believe this. I mean, I'm 21.
00:40:49I can't have two babies.
00:40:54I'm alone?
00:40:56You're not alone.
00:40:58I'm here.
00:41:00I mean, single, Ben, unmarried.
00:41:03We're not married yet, but...
00:41:06But what?
00:41:08No worries.
00:41:18Okay, remember how you told me
00:41:20you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too.
00:41:26I was so afraid of what people would think of me
00:41:29if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy
00:41:31that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:33But then I met you.
00:41:39You just had this energy about you
00:41:41that I was so drawn to
00:41:43from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:45Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:48That's because you left.
00:41:50I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:53I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out.
00:41:56You were just so mad at me.
00:41:58Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app.
00:42:01What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:04No, I didn't.
00:42:06Oh, my God!
00:42:08That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:11I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:14I figured if I couldn't have you,
00:42:16I would just cruise through senior year
00:42:18doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:20But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:26I want you.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30What do we do now, then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:35My real girlfriend.
00:42:40Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:42It's super breathable for, like, you know, down there.
00:42:46I love this song.
00:42:48You want to dance?
00:42:50Uh, no, I'm okay.
00:42:52Come on.
00:42:54No, I'm seriously, I'm, like, waiting for someone.
00:42:56Well, I'm here, and he's not.
00:42:59Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:01That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:06Ew, that's gross.
00:43:08My cord!
00:43:10Why should I?
00:43:12Because you said so.
00:43:14And this.
00:43:18And this.
00:43:24What the fuck?
00:43:26Whatever, man.
00:43:30You okay?
00:43:32I just, I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:35There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do, Kelly Barrington.
00:43:46All right, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:49You all come to my house every week and party.
00:43:51You drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:54Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:03It's called a hat.
00:44:10All right, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend,
00:44:13Kelly Barrington.
00:44:25Butterflies rolling on the meadow
00:44:28butterflies rolling on the meadow
00:44:32Down the sad and easy
00:44:35You just leave me here
00:44:49Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:51Ewwww.
00:44:55Wait, you're not even supposed to be here. Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:03Hey.
00:45:05Woo!
00:45:17Oh my god, I'm so sorry Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:28I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:32For what exactly?
00:45:34You're gonna be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Mills.
00:45:43A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:47And Kelsey told you this good news?
00:45:49Well yeah, she's not gonna tell her family about telling me.
00:45:53Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye Gigi Ma.
00:45:59Twins?
00:46:01That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:09Okay, you ready?
00:46:11Almost.
00:46:13I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay well hurry up, my grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, if she wouldn't really like it then I'm pregnant,
00:46:21but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that.
00:46:23Hopefully.
00:46:27Okay stud, go off.
00:46:30Why thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket,
00:46:34house of long pants,
00:46:36with fruita blue underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner,
00:46:47except my mom and I,
00:46:49and that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:55Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:58Um, I have to run back to the house,
00:47:01I'm gonna have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:03Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:08That was weird.
00:47:15Whew, okay.
00:47:21You got this Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:25The rest is up to her.
00:47:27The worst she can say is no, right?
00:47:34There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:38Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:47:40I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:42I love you, but just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby, Mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:54Do the math, dummy.
00:47:56We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:03Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:05Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:09No, it's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Papa,
00:48:16but this baby is yours,
00:48:18so what are you gonna do about it?
00:48:24I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world,
00:48:32you know that.
00:48:34But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kelsey?
00:48:37Where's Kelsey? Is he even gonna show?
00:48:44Hi. I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:50I'm sorry I didn't make it.
00:48:54Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:58It's so nice to meet you.
00:49:00Wow, you guys look a lot alike.
00:49:02Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:06Just kidding.
00:49:08Just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:13Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:18Right. Best behavior.
00:49:24So, what happened?
00:49:28And don't lie to me.
00:49:30See you later.
00:49:36Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:40Is it okay if I use the restroom?
00:49:43Of course.
00:49:53A ring?
00:49:56So, Kelsey, I happened to run into your little friend.
00:50:01Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:03Miri.
00:50:05Oh, yeah.
00:50:07Haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:09Exams.
00:50:11That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:15Such a talkative girl.
00:50:18Sorry, guys.
00:50:20What'd I miss?
00:50:22I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend Miri the other day.
00:50:28And she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:32But she had some very strange news.
00:50:36Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:39I could never be a doctor.
00:50:42Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:53Mom, come on. Don't persuade him.
00:50:56Come on, don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:58They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:08A shame that they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm...
00:51:21I'm really sorry. I, um...
00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously. It was an accident.
00:51:31A happy accident. Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant, but...
00:51:38Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:43Two.
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Two babies. Twins.
00:51:48Two blessings.
00:51:49You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:52Mom.
00:51:53No, I'm serious, Kelsey.
00:51:55You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:51:58To raise me? Geez. Wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:02I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:12I'm sorry. How do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000
00:52:19if you got out right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:26I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave with the money?
00:53:16No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:19I said no. What else do you want?
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:36Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:38Yeah, of course, Mom. I'm sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:42I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels. I just want it better for you.
00:53:46You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:49Ben is not some guy.
00:53:51He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:55So...
00:53:58Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:03So, you'll give me the money?
00:54:09So, you'll give me the money?
00:54:11I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:23Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:27Kels is going to stay in school.
00:54:29She gets to participate in the fashion show, and she's going to graduate.
00:54:34You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:38She's going to live her life by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:43Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:56I'm so sorry for everything that happened. It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that. I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit. I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:12My mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:21Save it, Hunter. I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:35What's it say?
00:55:37Um, nothing. I just want some time alone, so I'll catch you later.
00:55:45Ugh, I didn't know your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:49Word. Well, since she asked for some space, you want to go make out?
00:56:04I was never faking it. I'm sorry.
00:56:18Kelsey! There you are.
00:56:22Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:27Ben never played you. He was being honest. He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:32So you're defending him? Even after he left?
00:56:36I heard he took all of his shit overnight. Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:42Look, he has his reasons. I think.
00:56:47Yeah. I'll show you the reason.
00:56:54Ben is just another deadbeat daddy, knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:03This isn't real.
00:57:06It's very real, Kelsey. Face it, you're not special.
00:57:12You know what? Just stop.
00:57:14You're just another notch on his bedpost. Just like me.
00:57:33Hey! Okay, I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:37Look at this! Look how cute this is!
00:57:39This little changing table. That's the crib.
00:57:42That's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:45And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:47We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:49I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:53I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey, but I want you to know I am so proud of you.
00:57:59I know I've been hard on you, Kelsey, but I want you to know I am so proud of you.
00:58:30Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know...
00:58:34For what?
00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:39No, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser, Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kind of...
00:58:53Fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:59:00I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:03What are we going to do?
00:59:05What do you mean?
00:59:06We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Doug!
00:59:10Oh, Ben! I missed that guy.
00:59:13Talked to him since he left?
00:59:15Uh, no.
00:59:19Boys are so dumb.
00:59:21Okay, here's the plan.
00:59:23Have you ever seen The Pear Trap?
00:59:25Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:29Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:33Never mind. The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:38Oh, okay.
00:59:41I still don't understand.
00:59:46Call Ben. Now.
00:59:48Okay, where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:01I mean, I'm going to have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:06I know. I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're going to be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:27Surprise!
01:00:37What, a baby shower? You did this all for me?
01:00:40Well, I had some help.
01:00:42My baby's having babies!
01:00:46Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:48Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:50I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:56Come on, let's get this fun started.
01:01:03Ow! Stupid diamond.
01:01:18Don't mind if I do.
01:01:27Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles. Trust me, bro.
01:01:32It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just going to get back to work.
01:01:36You've got to loosen up, man. Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:39I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:42Who are you and what have you done with my bed?
01:01:46So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:51She got me something.
01:01:53She got me something?
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain. She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:10And just one.
01:02:11She does know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:14I told you, she's not really good at gift-giving.
01:02:18Take it back.
01:02:19Okay, so there's just one more present.
01:02:24No.
01:02:35Ben?
01:02:37What are you doing here?
01:02:39I don't know. Hunter?
01:02:42Well, I brought you here because Sky's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant. She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49It doesn't matter. You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:54I failed you. I failed us. I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money. I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:16So, you're saying you left for me?
01:03:18Yeah. I had to leave for you.
01:03:20Or else Sky would've just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:24Fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would've sent money.
01:03:29I would've loved it too.
01:03:31Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:33Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:36You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:39You leaving without a trace. No phone call or anything.
01:03:43That ruined my life.
01:03:46I'm sorry.
01:03:48I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:50Well, you did.
01:03:54I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:56I did then and I do right now.
01:04:01I never stopped loving you. I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:05I promise you I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:10Just please take me back.
01:04:16Please, Kelsey.
01:04:23I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:31I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:37Sky was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:42But I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:58I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:08I hope you understand.
01:05:11I do.
01:05:14Time for plan B.
01:05:18So, where are we going?
01:05:20It's spring break and you're about to pop.
01:05:23You need to unwind.
01:05:25Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this, so...
01:05:30Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:34I think.
01:05:35Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you be at work?
01:05:38Aren't you going to med school? Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:41I miss that day.
01:05:54Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:56Yeah, man. It's nice to get away from it all.
01:06:00Who's that?
01:06:03Dude, you said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:07Bros and hoes.
01:06:10Kelsey is not my hoe. I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:13She's a lovely woman, dude. She's carrying my kids.
01:06:16Why is she here?
01:06:23I don't know.
01:06:25Ah.
01:06:34No. Uh-uh. I am not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:41I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, mama?
01:06:51You're already here, in the woods.
01:06:53A thousand miles from campus.
01:06:55We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:00So, you're stuck here at Barrington with me and Ben.
01:07:12I think the plan's going great.
01:07:15Yeah. We'll plan.
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:23Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No.
01:07:27Not at all.
01:07:40Morning.
01:07:48My whole body hurts.
01:07:52Here's a tip. Never get pregnant.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:57Where are we going?
01:07:58Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:06Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week.
01:08:10And I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know.
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18And especially when you make me do it.
01:08:22Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company, well, Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do.
01:08:32I can show you around.
01:08:35I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:43Do it.
01:08:45Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever.
01:09:09Wow.
01:09:10Let's keep coming.
01:09:11I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:14I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17Moo.
01:09:28She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:30Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben. Chill.
01:09:35You used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You were a legend.
01:09:38What's wrong with you?
01:09:40Oh.
01:09:43You okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer,
01:09:48but it's kind of cute you going macho over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:09:55Mm-hmm.
01:10:09Cheers.
01:10:31Kels.
01:10:34I know I fucked up.
01:10:35Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:38I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:40If you give me another chance,
01:10:44I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:50Oh, really?
01:10:57I swear, all of Hunter and Mary is my witness.
01:11:01You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:03So do we.
01:11:07So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:11Well, I'll start by doing this.
01:11:16Oh my God, you're going to drop me.
01:11:18No.
01:11:30I love you.
01:11:32I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:35Working late during spring break?
01:11:38Thanks, Prof.
01:11:39Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:42Well, keep it up.
01:11:45And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.
01:11:49Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:52Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:56I'll show that bitch.
01:11:58There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.
01:12:08I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:11And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house?
01:12:14You better ask her what she had to do the second you left, bro.
01:12:17Sorry, man.
01:12:18I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:22Fair warning, I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:25And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:28Do you?
01:12:29And the baby kicks. Like, hard.
01:12:32Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:39Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:42What's wrong?
01:12:43Sky.
01:12:47She stole my design.
01:12:56What's wrong?
01:12:58All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:01Oh my god, we gotta tell someone.
01:13:06Oh. My. God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Lyon.
01:13:11This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:16This collection is from one of our most improved students, Sky Miller.
01:13:20And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:26Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:32Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:38Actually, it's going to be a surprise.
01:13:41Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:44It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:46I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:47I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:55What was that?
01:13:57Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:00Sky can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:03She already has.
01:14:05They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:11I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses.
01:14:14I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses.
01:14:19Even if I could get them back.
01:14:23Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:26No, absolutely not.
01:14:30It's over.
01:14:32Hey, that is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:36The Kelsey I do know, she fights for herself.
01:14:40She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:44I mean, there's like this one idea I have.
01:14:59But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen and there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:06I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:10No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey, yes, you can.
01:15:18I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:20Same.
01:15:22If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:24Ditto.
01:15:26Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:32Duh.
01:15:35Guys, let's get to work.
01:15:44Put some fabric down.
01:15:46Put this down.
01:15:48And then you'll thread this, so go ahead and do that.
01:15:54Kelsey, there you go.
01:15:59Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.
01:16:02Perfect, thank you so much.
01:16:08We did it, guys.
01:16:10I have my very own materials.
01:16:11Guys, I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15That's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:22I never knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:24Yeah, no biggie. I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:30I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:32Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why, what did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:41What are you waiting for?
01:16:43Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:17:06This was Sky Miller with Sky High Designs.
01:17:11More like Sky Wise Designs.
01:17:23I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington,
01:17:27from copyright infringement.
01:17:29For one, Ms. Sky Miller.
01:17:35This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year,
01:17:38shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:17:41months before Sky even started working on her collection.
01:17:45Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:47No.
01:17:49Yes, I don't know.
01:17:51Please, don't fail me.
01:17:55This is so gonna go viral.
01:17:59Hey, let go!
01:18:02Now that that's done,
01:18:04I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection
01:18:08that she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Sky.
01:18:13Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:16Bye.
01:18:20Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:35Okay, Kelsey, you got this.
01:18:36You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:52I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:57A contraction?
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:02I know.
01:19:04Okay, it's just false alarm.
01:19:06Are you fine?
01:19:08Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:11Yeah, I can.
01:19:25First off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive
01:19:30for when my designs were stolen.
01:19:33I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:34But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:39Shouldn't maternity wear look good too?
01:19:42Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses
01:19:47that Sky showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:52So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:00Because, well, nobody should feel grumpy when they're going through
01:20:06the absolute most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:12Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:17It's something to celebrate.
01:20:20So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:30I take it back. Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:34And that is my presentation. Thank you.
01:20:49What's going on?
01:20:51I think my water just broke.
01:20:54Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm looking for my daughter Kelsey Barrington. Is she okay?
01:21:00Fastest delivery ever. A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:05One boy, one girl.
01:21:08What about Kelsey?
01:21:13Couldn't be better.
01:21:15I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:18Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:32Grandma?
01:21:37You're precious.
01:21:40I'm going to go get these two changed.
01:21:42Okay.
01:21:49Hi.
01:21:57I saw your show last night.
01:22:00Very impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:07You actually came?
01:22:10Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:15I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:20Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:23Pardon my language.
01:22:27All those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:36And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:40That's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:43So, you're not ashamed of me? Because I was pregnant?
01:22:48Ashamed? No.
01:22:50A wise woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:59I used to love knitting. I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:12But I never gave it to her.
01:23:16My vanity got in the way.
01:23:19The blanket.
01:23:23That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:26After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:29It's not very vanity or very good, but...
01:23:34It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:38And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:42And...
01:23:45I made another one for the boy.
01:23:52I love them, Grandma.
01:24:00Kels? You have another visitor.
01:24:10Hello, Kelsen.
01:24:16I mean, Marcelle Young, you... You're my hero.
01:24:21And you're mine, after our last night.
01:24:24And you're mine, after our last night.
01:24:28The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:32Your collection.
01:24:34It really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom too, and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear.
01:24:42And feel proud of.
01:24:44So, when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,
01:24:50I had to come and pay the young mama a visit.
01:24:54And give you this.
01:24:58I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home,
01:25:03with your babies, and then I want you to call and work for me.
01:25:09Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely. I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leanne.
01:25:16If you're interested.
01:25:20She's interested.
01:25:21Great. I look forward to hearing from you, Kelsey.
01:25:33Hey dude and gal, looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:39But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:47Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:52The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:25:58Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:07Congratulations.
01:26:12There you go.
01:26:14Dude, I found it.
01:26:17It was in your old bedroom?
01:26:19Oh my god.
01:26:21Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:30Aww.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:36Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:42But I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:45Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:51Yeah.
01:26:56Alright, Benjamin.
01:26:59You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:12Grandma. Just call me Grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:27Skye Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:37You can't do this.
01:27:40Oh yes, I think I can.
01:27:42Passant to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:47Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:50but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:54Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:57Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:59So this dean has decided
01:28:02that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:06And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:15Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremower College.
01:28:24Except for Skye.
01:28:26Except Skye. Congratulations!
01:28:36Hey, Mom. Where are the...
01:28:42Kelsey.
01:28:44I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:47And it has not been easy.
01:28:50And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:57Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
01:29:05Yes!