Retail is a Workplace Comedy about a Man named Marty Benson who runs a Furniture store with his Sister Barb. When the Ta | dG1fMTR4MGhuMVl6ZjA
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00:00Hi, I'm Marty Benson, and this is my sister Barb.
00:11And for generations here at Benson's Furniture Galleria, we've been committed to offering top quality furnishings at competitive prices.
00:19Heck yeah, Barb, and that's why the only thing more important than quality, comfort, and reliability is you, the customer.
00:27When were you gonna tell me about this? You know I need information to do my job.
00:31Yes, but you don't react to information like a normal person.
00:34I am a normal person. It's everyone else out there that's berserk, okay, right? My reactions only reflect their insanity.
00:41How about next time I'm having sex with your neighbor's wife, I park in your driveway.
00:50We'll have a sale, okay, this weekend.
00:52Personally, I think it's more important that you hire a new salesman.
00:56Salesperson, and I did.
00:59Oh, really? And it's a woman?
01:01No, Curtis, we were just talking about you.
01:04Hello. Okay, so I don't have real-world experience yet, but what I do have is a creative process-based approach to sales-focused organizational systems.
01:12What the hell are you talking about, Curtis? What the hell is he talking about?
01:18I have the same question.
01:20This is Viv.
01:21How'd you trick your wife into marrying you again?
01:23Doesn't matter.
01:24You met Ross.
01:25Salesfolk drink like fish, and we eat like crap, and we probably have a lot of unprotected sex.
01:35And that is gray.
01:38I would want to have a big penis.
01:43Nice choice.
01:44Don't call bang dumb.
01:45I call like I said. You're both dumb.
01:48Chum, do you get laid?
01:50Why?
01:51Because no chick is ever going to stroke on a guy that has honey garlic.
01:56Do you know what the most important aspect of a successful retail operation is?
02:01Don't say customer.
02:02You think I don't know what I know.
02:04Well, I do.
02:05So just get a load.
02:06So just get a load.