Based on the true life adventures of Pistol Packin Paula and her dog, Pepper. Paula, a world champion gunslinger and the star of a live action wild west show, is on top of the world. When her world literally comes to a crash in the form of a horrible accident, it is up to her best friend, her dog Pepper, to save her.
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00:02:40Hey.
00:02:43I see you moving, you stinking coward.
00:02:47What's happening, slick? Huh?
00:02:49Didn't turn out the way you want to now, did it?
00:02:51Yeah, you done messed with the wrong dude, bro.
00:02:53Ha, ha.
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00:02:57Uh, give me your hands.
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01You guys come to my town.
00:03:03I got stuff to do.
00:03:05I ain't gonna leave you messing with the folks.
00:03:07All right.
00:03:08That's how I do things.
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00:03:14Take it down.
00:03:16Whoo!
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00:03:28Pistol packing, Paula.
00:03:30You single-handedly stopped the notorious Baker Brothers from San Antone.
00:03:34Just doing my rally duty as a citizen of this here town, Sheriff.
00:03:38Well, you know it's a pretty healthy reward for their capture.
00:03:43I'd like you to take the credit on this, Sheriff,
00:03:45and share that money with these fine citizens.
00:03:48My only concern is that these bad varmints are behind bars.
00:03:52Oh, Paula.
00:03:55Should wish there were more people like you and less like them.
00:03:59Make this world a lot better place.
00:04:01You got that right, Sheriff.
00:04:03Yep.
00:04:04You got that right.
00:04:05Yep.
00:04:06Whoo!
00:04:07Whoo!
00:04:08Whoo!
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00:04:10Whoo!
00:04:11Thank you, buddy.
00:05:10Hey, how'd you think we did today?
00:05:11It was a pretty decent sized crowd, right?
00:05:13Yes.
00:05:14Smaller than what we used to be.
00:05:16My dad is not going to be happy to hear about that.
00:05:19Think it's still the economy, or?
00:05:21I don't think so.
00:05:22You know, my dad went and met with some of the heads of the other attractions, and they
00:05:27seem to be doing pretty well, so.
00:05:29So what is it then?
00:05:30I'm telling you we need to beef up the act.
00:05:32I got a couple buddies that joke with fire.
00:05:34Bam.
00:05:35Seriously?
00:05:36Fire?
00:05:37Near this hot, dry Texas grass and near my animals?
00:05:40I don't think so.
00:05:41What?
00:05:42Lava Lips and TNT are awesome.
00:05:44I'm telling you, not one bit of fire is going to touch a thing.
00:05:47Their names are Lava Lips and TNT.
00:05:49She's got a point.
00:05:51Myron, no.
00:05:53Just a suggestion.
00:05:54I think it's a heck of a lot better than that animal etiquette thing you were going to do.
00:05:57Animal etiquette is not about excitement.
00:06:00It's about teaching kids to make good, smart choices.
00:06:04Well, last I checked, I'm an entertainer, not a teacher.
00:06:07He's got a point.
00:06:08Kids these days, they don't want to learn about it.
00:06:10I know.
00:06:11I know, okay?
00:06:12This is all they want to learn.
00:06:14You know, this is all they care about.
00:06:18Y'all, we just got to make it more fun is all.
00:06:21Lava Lips.
00:06:23Hey guys, truth be told, my dad can't afford to pay for any new acts now anyway.
00:06:27So we got to find a way to spice it up with what we got.
00:06:31How about we bring in rap music?
00:06:33They did not have rap music in the old west.
00:06:36No, my dear.
00:06:37They didn't have female gunslingers either.
00:06:39Another good point.
00:06:40Seriously?
00:06:41Calamity Jane?
00:06:42Annie Oakley?
00:06:44No idea what she's talking about.
00:06:48That being said, we got to figure out something.
00:06:51Right now we are struggling.
00:06:52My daddy is not going to be too happy with that.
00:07:34Hey you.
00:07:36Hey, what you doing here?
00:07:39Come on.
00:07:40It's okay.
00:07:46Sorry buddy.
00:07:47Yeah.
00:07:48It's okay.
00:07:49I gotcha.
00:07:50I gotcha.
00:08:04You thirsty, huh?
00:08:06Come here.
00:08:19You all cleaned up?
00:08:22Pepper?
00:08:24Huh.
00:08:26All right, Pepper.
00:08:28That's what we'll do.
00:08:31All right, Pepper.
00:08:33That's what we'll call you.
00:08:35Good boy.
00:08:37Yeah, that's a good boy.
00:08:41Hey, got a new dog?
00:08:43Just a stray.
00:08:44I'm going to see if I can find its owners later.
00:08:46Seen this?
00:08:48What is it?
00:08:50They're holding a gun spinning championships in Oklahoma this year.
00:08:53Where'd you get this?
00:08:55I found it in Rick's trash can.
00:08:58Well, they probably don't have a women's division anyway, so.
00:09:01So?
00:09:03Compete in the men's division.
00:09:08Can you keep an eye on Pepper for me?
00:09:10Sure.
00:09:12Little Pepper, buddy.
00:09:14How you doing?
00:09:16Good boy.
00:09:21Ricky, what's this?
00:09:23Yeah, it's from your trash can.
00:09:26I get those all the time.
00:09:28I've never seen one.
00:09:30Well, yeah, I never thought you'd be interested.
00:09:35Never thought I'd be interested?
00:09:37Or never thought I'd be good enough to do it?
00:09:39No, I, well, they, those are true professionals.
00:09:45So you never thought I'd be good enough to do it?
00:09:47I never said, Paula, don't put words in my, well.
00:09:50Okay, what do you mean to say, Paula?
00:09:52I mean, yeah, I guess that's part of it.
00:09:55But also, too, like, I need you here for the show.
00:09:57I mean, you're the star of this show, darling.
00:10:05So, did you get your new dog?
00:10:08No, he's just straying.
00:10:10I'm going to put up some flyers around town.
00:10:12Can I use your printer?
00:10:14Yeah, knock yourself out.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:23There we go, yeah.
00:10:26Oh, that's better, huh?
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31Let's see what we've got for you.
00:10:36How about this, huh?
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:41Let's see.
00:10:47Hey, there you go, you handsome boy, huh?
00:10:51That'll be presentable when your owners come to claim you.
00:10:59Let's get a nice, soft bed for you.
00:11:02Come on.
00:11:05There you go.
00:11:07There you go.
00:11:10Soft bed, huh?
00:11:17Oh!
00:11:20All right.
00:11:22Don't expect me to read you a bedtime story, huh?
00:11:31You set your mind to it, you can do anything you want.
00:11:34Just remember, kids, the only sure way to succeed is to keep on trying.
00:11:39You never know what's possible.
00:11:41The only sure way to fail is to not try at all.
00:11:46All right, Aaron's going to help you down.
00:11:51Nice to meet you, Benson.
00:11:53All right, now who's next?
00:11:55Me!
00:12:45Hmm.
00:13:06Hmm.
00:13:16Hey, Sam.
00:13:18Hey, you want to play with Pepper a little bit?
00:13:20Yeah, sure.
00:13:22I'm teaching him some tricks.
00:13:24Yeah, sit pretty.
00:13:26There you go. He's real friendly.
00:13:28You can go ahead and pet him.
00:13:33You might need to get him a dog.
00:13:38Should we do one more trick for him?
00:13:40Ready? Bang!
00:13:42Bang!
00:13:45Sit. Good boy.
00:13:48Mr. Schmidt, hey.
00:13:50Hey, girl. How are you, Paula?
00:13:52Good. Long time no see.
00:13:53Have a seat, babe.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Yeah, have a seat, Paula.
00:13:57Yeah, you, uh, you want to talk?
00:14:00Yeah, yeah.
00:14:02Uh, dang.
00:14:04My dad and I, uh, we've been going through the books over and over again,
00:14:08and we're just not really doing that well.
00:14:11I mean, we're barely breaking even by the skin of our teeth.
00:14:17So what do we got to do?
00:14:19Well, I mean, fortunately, the only real thing to do,
00:14:25um, we're going to have to let somebody go.
00:14:29What? No.
00:14:32Hon, we're going to have to cut the overhead somewhere,
00:14:34and that's what's going to make the biggest impact.
00:14:38Who are you all thinking?
00:14:40Sam.
00:14:41Not Silent Sam.
00:14:43I mean, Paula, he doesn't end his lines.
00:14:46That's his whole thing.
00:14:48People love him, and you know how he is.
00:14:51Yeah, but then who do you propose? Myron?
00:14:53No. I mean, he's our leader. He's our best stuntman.
00:14:58Sam it is, I guess.
00:15:02Y'all, he's got a family.
00:15:04He's got two girls.
00:15:06I hate to have to do this, Paula,
00:15:08but, you know, my ranch has got to make a profit.
00:15:13Ricky, I could do that competition.
00:15:16First place is ten grand. I mean, that's got to help out, right?
00:15:20Could be.
00:15:22Paula, you forget one thing. You've actually got to win it.
00:15:29Mr. Schmidt, please, just don't let Sam go yet.
00:15:33Give me a little time.
00:15:36Okay, huh?
00:15:41They're pretty good, aren't they?
00:15:44That's Sunset Cowboy.
00:15:46He's the one that won it last year.
00:15:49All right, Pepper, if I'm going to win this, you know,
00:15:52I need to get better, and I need to get faster.
00:16:05Don't you bring this good girl down
00:16:10Have mercy on me, if you will
00:16:14Don't you bring this good girl down
00:16:18As I reach the doorway of self-realization
00:16:23Don't push me through
00:16:28I creep up on you with great hesitation
00:16:32And I'm slow to see the truth
00:16:39I can't keep the peace
00:16:41I can't hold the thorn
00:16:43Don't you bring this good girl down
00:16:48Can't please them all
00:16:50What would be the point?
00:16:52Don't you bring this good girl down
00:16:56Well, you told me of your great expectations
00:17:01Keep unto yourself
00:17:05Somebody sold me some bad medication
00:17:09And they can't keep it on the shelf
00:17:31Hey, buddy
00:17:45You want me to go through with this, huh?
00:17:53The only sure way to fail is to not do it
00:17:58The only sure way to fail is to not try
00:18:02You better cowboy up
00:18:05When you get thrown down
00:18:08And get right back in the saddle
00:18:12As soon as you hit the ground
00:18:15You've heard that the tough get going
00:18:18When the going gets tough
00:18:22But around here all we say is
00:18:25Son, you better cowboy up
00:18:35You better cowboy up
00:18:38When you get thrown down
00:18:41And get right back in the saddle
00:18:45As soon as you hit the ground
00:18:48You've heard that the tough get going
00:18:51When the going gets tough
00:18:55But around here all we say is
00:18:58Son, you better cowboy up
00:19:02It's not an easy lesson
00:19:05To learn in life and love
00:19:08But it's the only way to go
00:19:11Whenever you find it does
00:19:14You better cowboy up
00:19:17When you get thrown down
00:19:21Hey, Paula, you dropped something
00:19:24What?
00:19:27This isn't mine
00:19:29I saw it fall out of your truck when you opened the door
00:19:31What?
00:19:33Yeah, just fell right out
00:19:36You guys, this is...
00:19:41Thanks a ton
00:19:52You just come back to us a champion gunsmith
00:19:55Can't wait to see it up on the marquee for our fall shows
00:19:59Drive careful, Paula
00:20:02Thanks, Sam
00:20:08I still can't believe you got me to go on this trip
00:20:11Well, yeah, Silent Sam had something to do with it, but...
00:20:15Boy, I can't pretend like I know what you're saying
00:20:18Boy, I can't pretend like I know what you're saying
00:20:23You think cats are the best pets on the planet?
00:20:26I'm just fooling with you
00:20:28How about some music, huh?
00:20:34We'll do some dancing
00:20:36Moonlight romancing
00:20:39In the headlights of my truck
00:20:43The night just flies by
00:20:46When you're by my side
00:20:48Girl, I just can't get enough
00:20:52When you smile at me
00:20:57I can clearly see
00:21:02You know that I'm your man
00:21:04All you gotta do is take my hand
00:21:06And we'll get down until the sun comes up
00:21:11Don't call your daddy
00:21:14Don't call your mama
00:21:23Mr. Calloway
00:21:25Huge fan
00:21:27Thank you
00:21:29So, are you part of the entertainment?
00:21:32Entertainment?
00:21:34Oh, no, sir
00:21:36I'm actually competing
00:21:37In what?
00:21:40In gunspinning
00:21:42Are you part of my competition?
00:21:44Yes, sir
00:21:46I'm Pistol Pack Impala
00:21:48Things they'll do to entertain the crowd these days, huh?
00:21:51As long as you're okay with it
00:21:53Okay with it?
00:21:54Being a sideshow and all
00:21:58Keep it the dog away from me
00:22:00I'm allergic
00:22:03Let's give it up for Sunset Calloway
00:22:13Sunset Calloway
00:22:26Get his bootsies made
00:22:28For up and up and down
00:22:31Get his bootsies made
00:22:33For up and up and down
00:22:42All right, wasn't that amazing?
00:22:43One more time for Sunset Calloway
00:22:48All right, thank you guys for coming out
00:22:49We've got one more contestant
00:22:50But first, I'd like to give a quick shout-out
00:22:52To our sponsors H&H Sporting Goods
00:22:55And Cimarron Firearms for this...
00:23:00Hey, are you on after me?
00:23:02Yep
00:23:03Good luck following that
00:23:05$10,000
00:23:07Keep the dog away from me
00:23:08I told you I was allergic
00:23:12Our next contestant comes from Bernie, Texas
00:23:14She's the only female competing in this year's competition
00:23:17So let's give it up for Pistol Packin' Paula
00:23:25Is that a girl?
00:23:26I don't know
00:23:42Let's give it up for Pistol Packin' Paula
00:23:47We'll hide it close
00:23:49Y'all come gather round
00:23:51We're here to have a good time
00:23:53Have a time in your town
00:23:55We're killing up
00:23:56We're looking down
00:23:57Free fall underneath
00:23:59But let's get on with it
00:24:04Here comes the country
00:24:08Here comes the country
00:24:12Here comes the country
00:24:36Third place finalist award goes to...
00:24:40Tito Tumbleweed
00:24:44Congratulations Tito
00:24:46And in second place
00:24:48Our award goes to...
00:24:51Oh, wow
00:24:53We've got a new world champion
00:24:55Our first runner-up is Sunset Calloway
00:25:03And your new world champion of gun spinning is...
00:25:06Pistol Packin' Paula
00:25:09Sunset Calloway
00:25:11Sunset Calloway
00:25:38I changed my mind
00:25:39I want to be riding a unicorn
00:25:43But I'm already finished
00:25:45I want to be riding a unicorn
00:25:47But I've already drawn a velociraptor
00:25:50Okay, okay
00:25:53How about this?
00:25:54How about I put a horn on his forehead?
00:25:57Yeah, just blew your mind, didn't I?
00:26:04Crazy kid
00:26:09Howdy
00:26:10What's your name?
00:26:11Sierra
00:26:12You're Pistol Packin' Paula
00:26:15Darn tootin'
00:26:16And this is Pepper
00:26:18I guess you saw the show
00:26:19With my dad
00:26:20Can he cover you?
00:26:21Oh, well, we've got to...
00:26:27Oh, my goodness
00:26:29Daddy
00:26:30Look what I found
00:26:33Aren't you the one that just won the competition?
00:26:35Sure shootin'
00:26:36First woman ever, huh?
00:26:37Yeah, that's what they said
00:26:40Wow
00:26:41Making history right before our eyes
00:26:43Congratulations
00:26:44Thank you
00:26:45So, what do you have going on here?
00:26:47I draw caricatures
00:26:49Can you draw Paula, Pepper Daddy?
00:26:51Of course I can
00:26:52How about it?
00:26:53Well, that depends
00:26:55Are you a quick draw?
00:26:56Sure shoot
00:27:07Wow
00:27:08Look at us, Pepper
00:27:09We look like real cartoon characters
00:27:11The adventures of Pepper and Paula
00:27:14You could be like superheroes
00:27:16The kids back home would love this
00:27:18You're really good
00:27:20Well, it's not like I'm making history or anything
00:27:23Not yet, but
00:27:24I think you're definitely on the right track
00:27:26Daddy, you should take her to the games tonight
00:27:30I don't want to
00:27:31I don't want to
00:27:32I don't want to
00:27:33I don't want to
00:27:34I don't want to
00:27:36Uh, well, I don't know
00:27:39Dance?
00:27:41My mom is watching Sierra tonight
00:27:43And she insists that I should go out and have some fun for myself
00:27:48She says I spend too much time with this little princess right here
00:27:51So, how about it?
00:27:53You want to go?
00:27:54Yeah
00:27:55I haven't been dancing in ages, so
00:27:58One thing
00:27:59Do you think Sierra would be able to watch over Pepper?
00:28:01Your mom's?
00:28:02You better say yes, Daddy
00:28:04Or I'm going to give you an upset
00:28:07Okay, okay
00:28:08I'm sure we can work that out
00:28:10Yeah
00:28:30You must really like your co-workers
00:28:33Yeah, I mean, you don't have a real family
00:28:35You know, your co-workers, your friends
00:28:37That's who becomes your family
00:28:39Mr. Schmidt, he's like a father to me
00:28:43And Pepper?
00:28:44You've had him since he was a pup?
00:28:46Two weeks
00:28:47Two weeks?
00:28:48Yeah
00:28:50He showed up at the ranch one day
00:28:52So I fed him and cleaned him up
00:28:54And he's pretty much been by my side ever since
00:28:57Wow
00:28:58That's probably the best trained stray I've ever heard of
00:29:02Someone's definitely missing him
00:29:05I hung up flyers around town, but no one's called, so
00:29:10I'm going to miss them when they do, though
00:29:15You know, um
00:29:17Sierra really looks up to you
00:29:20She said on the way home today that she wanted to be just like you
00:29:24She could do it
00:29:27Dreams become a reality when your heart takes over your mind
00:29:31She's absolutely adorable
00:29:32Yeah, she is
00:29:33And she knows it, too
00:29:36Yeah
00:29:38Where's her mother?
00:29:39If you don't mind me asking
00:29:43She passed away shortly after Sierra was born
00:29:47I'm so sorry
00:29:49Yeah, it's just been the two of us ever since
00:29:53Six years now
00:29:55She keeps me busy
00:29:57And that's probably what stopped me from following my own dreams
00:30:00Which are?
00:30:01I've always wanted to write a children's book
00:30:04Or a comic book
00:30:06Though I'm an artist, I'm really not all that much of a writer
00:30:10I would guess to be a good writer, you just have to experience the world a little bit
00:30:14And therein lies the problem
00:30:16She and I have never been out of the state of Oklahoma
00:30:19You're kidding
00:30:20No
00:30:21In fact, I mean
00:30:23Meeting you and Pepper is
00:30:25Probably one of the greatest adventures we've ever experienced
00:30:29Can I have this dance?
00:30:32Sure
00:30:58You can steal the heart right out of me
00:31:28Congratulations
00:31:30Say English
00:31:32Saw it on YouTube already
00:31:35Hey, you were
00:31:37You were
00:31:39You were
00:31:41You were
00:31:43You were
00:31:45You were
00:31:47You were
00:31:49You were
00:31:51You were
00:31:53You were
00:31:55You were
00:31:57You were
00:31:59You were fantastic
00:32:00Thanks, Ricky
00:32:02And we'll be good for a while, right?
00:32:04Yeah
00:32:05For a while
00:32:07Well, what are we waiting for?
00:32:09We gotta celebrate
00:32:12How's everybody doing?
00:32:13Yep, yep, yep
00:32:15Hey, Paula
00:32:17Let me first say
00:32:19I was wrong
00:32:21I
00:32:22I didn't think I had it in you
00:32:24I don't blame you, Ricky
00:32:26Not many people did
00:32:28Yeah, I was thinking too
00:32:29You and I
00:32:30We've been working together for a while
00:32:32You know
00:32:33We should go out
00:32:35Go where?
00:32:39Oh, Ricky
00:32:42Ricky
00:32:43Maybe you should lay off the sugar a little bit, huh?
00:32:45Yep
00:32:48Hey
00:32:49Hey, girl
00:32:52World champion
00:32:54Pistol-packing Paula
00:32:55I like the sound of that, girl
00:32:57Can't wait to see how many folks that'll bring in
00:32:59Yeah, it'll be pretty interesting, huh?
00:33:01Yeah
00:33:02I'm gonna have to get Ricky on the ball
00:33:03Though we need to update all of our ads
00:33:05And printed materials
00:33:06Yeah
00:33:07Reflect your new title
00:33:08That's a great idea
00:33:10You know, actually I have an idea, too
00:33:11That I wanna talk to you about
00:33:13Just, you know, something that'll help
00:33:15Spice up the show a little bit
00:33:16Oh, let's see who's coming to visit
00:33:18Hey, Pepper
00:33:19Yeah, this is Pepper, everyone
00:33:21Hi, Pepper
00:33:23Pretty cool dog, huh?
00:33:24Should we see if he'll do some tricks?
00:33:26Yeah
00:33:27Jump
00:33:28Jump
00:33:29Jump
00:33:30Higher
00:33:31Jump
00:33:32Higher
00:33:33Jump
00:33:34Higher
00:33:35Good boy, sit
00:33:37All right, guys
00:33:39I think it's time for lunch
00:33:40You guys hungry?
00:33:41Yeah
00:33:45Catch it, you idiot
00:33:50Your thieving dog stole my money
00:33:52Your money?
00:33:53Yeah, it's mine
00:33:54Once I stoned it
00:34:04Well, you can't deny it
00:34:05People love that dog
00:34:07Today was one of the biggest crowds we've ever had
00:34:10And we're booked solid for dinners and private shows this entire weekend
00:34:14Yeah
00:34:15That's what I'm talking about
00:34:16I mean, who's going back to their day job at the bank next week?
00:34:18Not me
00:34:19You work at a bank?
00:34:20Kind of weird, huh?
00:34:21Yeah, I thought you knew that
00:34:23So, hey, Myron
00:34:24They never considered it a conflict of interest?
00:34:26You spend your evenings and weekends as a bank robber?
00:34:31Huh
00:34:32Never thought about that
00:34:41Let's put the western back in the country
00:34:46Hello out there, we're still here
00:34:50We ain't dropped off in the ocean, not yet
00:34:55Rode off in the sun and disappeared
00:35:01Let's put the western back in the country
00:35:05You can either sing along or lend an ear
00:35:10Well, partner, it's your choice
00:35:12Won't you listen to the voice
00:35:15Of the sons and daughters of the pioneers
00:35:19Let's put the western back in the country
00:35:22You can either sing along or lend an ear
00:35:26Well, partner, it's your choice
00:35:30Won't you listen to the voice
00:35:33Of the sons and daughters of the pioneers
00:35:38Won't you listen to the voice
00:35:41Of the sons and daughters of the pioneers
00:35:45Won't you listen to the voice
00:35:48Huh?
00:35:54I'll be
00:36:08Hey, Sierra
00:36:09I missed you
00:36:11Oh
00:36:16Hey
00:36:19We made it
00:36:24Wow, what a surprise
00:36:26Here we are
00:36:27Yeah
00:36:28When I said I wanted to do a children's book
00:36:31But I didn't have a story
00:36:33I didn't realize I had one in front of me the entire time
00:36:36You want to motivate and inspire children
00:36:40How better than with a cartoon?
00:36:42This is awesome
00:36:44I named it Giddy Up with Paula
00:36:47She really did
00:36:49So I was thinking that we could start with a children's book
00:36:52And then who knows from there
00:36:55Maybe we could do a TV show or something
00:36:57A TV show?
00:36:59Are you serious?
00:37:01Yeah, why not?
00:37:03I don't know, I just, I never thought that
00:37:06Everyone flocked to you and Pepper at the competition
00:37:09I mean, Sierra's got pictures of you all over her wall
00:37:12And it only seems natural
00:37:17I love it
00:37:19What do you need me to do?
00:37:21Well, if you're on board, I was thinking that Sierra and I
00:37:25Could stay here at the ranch with you for a week
00:37:27And follow you around and get some story ideas
00:37:30You mean to tell me you leave Oklahoma for the first time in your life
00:37:33Just to come down here and follow me around?
00:37:37I guess so
00:37:40Just for a children's book?
00:37:44Well
00:37:46I think that you're fun to hang out with too
00:37:50Fun? That's it?
00:37:54Well
00:37:56I'm just fooling with you
00:37:59Of course you can stay down here
00:38:01Did you hear that, Sierra?
00:38:03We're staying here for a week
00:38:06So
00:38:08What's an Oklahoma boy like you really doing out here in our ranch?
00:38:12Just enjoying my surroundings
00:38:14You don't belong in these here parts
00:38:16And I've seen the way you've been flirting with my woman
00:38:22Your woman, huh?
00:38:24What do you mean, your woman?
00:38:26Don't lie to me, Sooner Boy
00:38:28I'm not lying to you, Sooner Boy
00:38:30I'm not lying to you, Sooner Boy
00:38:32Your woman
00:38:33Don't lie to me, Sooner Boy
00:38:42Larry, you causing trouble again?
00:38:44I don't know, Paula
00:39:03Thank you
00:39:08I was like, how'd she do that?
00:39:10Hey, just in time
00:39:12Paula, I wanted you to meet Kylie Snow
00:39:14Oh, I'm a huge fan
00:39:16Thank you
00:39:17Kylie, she's a budding gunslinger herself
00:39:20Oh, really?
00:39:21Yep, and I've been watching the video of you performing over and over again
00:39:25You're amazing
00:39:27Aw, thanks
00:39:28So what brings you out to the ranch?
00:39:30I hired her
00:39:32New performer
00:39:34Really?
00:39:35Yeah
00:39:37I didn't know we had fun in hiring people
00:39:39Yeah, but that's it
00:39:40So, uh
00:39:42We're gonna see you next week then
00:39:45Very nice meeting you
00:39:46Oh, you bet
00:39:47Very nice to meet the both of you
00:39:49That girl smells like potpourri
00:39:51Hey, Paula, have a seat, would you?
00:39:56Wow
00:39:58We've been doing great lately, you know
00:40:00I mean, so good in fact that we need to be proactive to stay on top of the game, you know
00:40:05And hiring Daisy Duke does that?
00:40:07We need to diversify
00:40:10And you brought in a dog, and that's great
00:40:12I mean, running around in circles, it's pretty
00:40:14I love that thing, you know
00:40:16But, no, we just needed to add some
00:40:18Some skin
00:40:19No, not skin
00:40:20Some sass
00:40:22Some spunk, some youthful energy
00:40:24And we needed to appeal to some more, you know, demographics
00:40:28It was my dad's idea, actually
00:40:33Alright
00:40:35But you tell her not to get in my way
00:40:37Or get in the guy's way
00:40:39It's getting a little crowded out there
00:40:40Well, okay, yeah
00:40:42Yeah, on that
00:40:44I had to let Sam go
00:40:47What?
00:40:48Sorry
00:40:51He was the only one working in his family
00:40:53Nothing personal, just an SBD, smart business decision
00:40:56Give me a pay cut or something, but don't fire him
00:40:59It's too late, I already talked to Sam this morning
00:41:02Sorry
00:41:04So I won that competition for nothing
00:41:07Thanks a lot, Ricky
00:41:13Did good, though
00:41:24You okay, Paula?
00:41:27Sam got fired this morning
00:41:30What'd he do?
00:41:32Nothing
00:41:34It was just a business decision
00:41:36To make room for some other talent
00:41:39I'm really sorry to hear that
00:41:42It's just ironic, I went through all that hard work to win the competition
00:41:47And he's fired anyway
00:41:51I do get it, Ricky and his father, they...
00:41:54They have the best interest of the ranch in their decision, but it's...
00:41:59It doesn't make it easier
00:42:03Yeah, you can't grip so hard on the gun, you gotta just kinda let...
00:42:14I'm gonna miss you when I leave
00:42:17So then don't leave
00:42:21You've been letting us stay here for free
00:42:24I really appreciate that
00:42:27But we gotta get back
00:42:29I gotta get Sierra back to school
00:42:32And I'm really anxious to see what I can do with what I got
00:42:35You gonna come back?
00:42:37Of course I am
00:42:39When?
00:42:41As soon as I can
00:42:48Paula?
00:42:50Yes, sweetie?
00:42:52I wish you could be my mom
00:42:55You do?
00:42:57More than anything
00:42:59I've always dreamed of being in a real family
00:43:02You said dreams become reality when your heart takes over your mind
00:43:08I'm trying really hard
00:43:11Me too, sweetheart
00:43:18Yee-hoo!
00:43:23Not so fast
00:43:25Little Belle, what are you doing here?
00:43:28I came to thank you for robbing this here saloon
00:43:31Now I'm gonna take your booty
00:43:33You better think again
00:43:38You were saying?
00:43:40No need to think, just give me the booty
00:43:48Now what?
00:43:51Now turn around
00:43:54Don't want that booty
00:43:57Now get!
00:44:01Well, well, well
00:44:04If it isn't Lula Belle, my old protégé
00:44:08Pistol-packin' Paula, what are you doing here?
00:44:12Didn't you know? This is my new town
00:44:15Looks like you're robbing it
00:44:17I didn't mean nothing by it, I was gonna return it
00:44:20Oh yeah? Looks like you got it dirty
00:44:25Guess I'll just have to dust it off then
00:44:29Pimper, you know what to do
00:44:36I'm real sorry
00:44:38Guess I'll just get going then
00:44:40Oh no, you ain't going nowhere
00:45:16Well, Pistol-packin' Paula, you're the best
00:45:20But your trickery ain't no match for my style
00:45:26What's going on here?
00:45:28Handcuff her, Sheriff
00:45:30You bet
00:45:36Well, well, well
00:45:38I guess I'll just have to dust it off then
00:45:43Well, well, well
00:45:45Pretty sure
00:45:47Uh, Pistol-packin' Paula
00:45:51You single-handedly stopped Lula Belle
00:45:55Fastest gunslinger in the East
00:45:58Just doing my rightly duty as a citizen of this here town, Sheriff
00:46:04Well, you know there's a pretty healthy reward for a capture
00:46:09I'd like you to take credit for this, Sheriff
00:46:12And share your money with these fine citizens of this town
00:46:16My only concern is that this bad varmint is behind bars
00:46:22Yeah, I should have wished there were more people like you, Paula
00:46:27And less people like her
00:46:29Make this world a lot better place
00:46:32You got that right, Sheriff
00:46:35You got that right
00:46:38It's gonna come out, it's gonna come out
00:46:43Take a picture of me shooting
00:46:49Why is he doing that?
00:47:03Hello
00:47:05Hey, Paula
00:47:06Hey, stranger
00:47:08Haven't heard your voice in a while
00:47:09Yeah, no, I'm sorry
00:47:11I kind of locked myself away for a while so that I could finish the book
00:47:14Did you finish it?
00:47:15I did, it's great
00:47:17At least I think so
00:47:20I'm really happy that Sierra and I could come down there and spend some time with you
00:47:24I think it really helped
00:47:25Yeah, me too
00:47:26So, um, how are things going?
00:47:29How's the new girl working out?
00:47:31Uh, she's good, actually
00:47:34You know, the audience really seems to like her
00:47:37And we're taking sales of Climb, so
00:47:39That's great, see?
00:47:40Yeah
00:47:41You just gotta have a little faith
00:47:42Yeah, I guess so
00:47:43You'll never guess what her stage name is
00:47:46Lulabelle
00:47:47What?
00:47:48That's perfect
00:47:50Gonna have to write a book about her someday, too
00:47:52Yeah, if you want to write about Victoria's Secret
00:47:54I'm sorry, what was that?
00:47:56Nothing, just nothing
00:47:59Okay, well, um, I guess I'll talk to you later
00:48:03I'm gonna try and get the book in front of some publishers
00:48:07You know
00:48:10Sierra really misses you and Pepper
00:48:12Yeah, um, I miss her, too
00:48:17Well, good luck
00:48:20Bye, Paula
00:48:21You too
00:48:26Hey, what's going on?
00:48:27Hey, wait, what did I say we needed to do to stay on top of the game?
00:48:30Be proactive
00:48:31Yeah, bam!
00:48:32Check it out, I got some prototypes for some new souvenirs we'll be selling
00:48:35Check it out
00:48:36Cute
00:48:37Certainly matches
00:48:38Yeah, it does
00:48:39Hey, check this out
00:48:40It's got the little chocolate coins in it, you know the ones
00:48:42Yeah, yeah, I know the ones
00:48:44Don't you think that's going a little overboard?
00:48:46Why? It's cute
00:48:48I mean, Rick, you are still Family Traction
00:48:50This is pushing it
00:48:51No, this is great
00:48:53This is great
00:48:54Are you showing Paula my stuff?
00:48:56Sure am
00:48:59What do you think of my booty, Paula?
00:49:03Paula?
00:49:05Huh?
00:49:06Uh, booty, it's cute
00:49:09Yeah
00:49:10It's got the chocolate coins inside
00:49:12You know the ones
00:49:18Got some bad Mexican food or something
00:49:20Oh
00:49:21Hey, what do you think about this hat, huh?
00:49:22I love it on you
00:49:23It's great
00:49:29Jake
00:49:34Hey, Myron
00:49:35You know about Kylie and Ricky?
00:49:37Oh, you mean Riley?
00:49:38Riley?
00:49:39Yeah, you know, they're a combined celebrity couple named Kylie plus Ricky equals Riley
00:49:44They already have one?
00:49:46How long have they been dating?
00:49:48Well, if you ask me, I think Ricky had his eye on her ever since he saw her picture in her resume
00:49:53You think it's serious?
00:49:55You think it's serious?
00:49:57Nah, I think she's just a jelly belly
00:49:59A jelly belly?
00:50:01Somebody you just date just to make someone else jealous
00:50:08What do you think, Pepper?
00:50:10You think Kylie's a jelly belly?
00:50:14I'm not jealous
00:50:17What?
00:50:19Never seen someone talk to a dog before?
00:50:26Come on
00:50:30You gonna sit?
00:50:31Jump
00:50:32Yeah, jump
00:50:33Jump
00:50:35Jump
00:50:36Woo, alright
00:50:38Sit, sit
00:50:40Ready?
00:50:41Bang
00:50:45This tail's still wagging, but that's alright
00:50:47Come on, come on
00:50:49Yeah, sit, stay
00:50:51Just remember you guys, practice is what makes you great at something you love
00:50:55But nobody's perfect
00:50:58Isn't that right, Pepper?
00:51:00Yeah
00:51:01Alright, sit
00:51:03Sit pretty
00:51:04Alright, thank you guys so much for coming out today
00:51:08You guys enjoy the rest of your afternoon
00:51:10Hey guys, what'd you guys think of the show?
00:51:13It was great
00:51:14I love Pepper
00:51:15Yeah, you can play with him a little bit
00:51:18Sam, I just, I want to apologize about what happened
00:51:23I really tried to
00:51:25I know, it's, it's okay
00:51:28Ricky, he's just, he's trying to do the best he can with the ranch
00:51:31And trying to make it, you know, as successful as possible
00:51:34Making smart business decisions with the budget
00:51:37It's, it's okay
00:51:38Everybody, safe cracker
00:51:41Appropriate since I'm a bank robber, right?
00:51:44I just named him
00:51:46What do you mean you just named him?
00:51:49Ricky just bought him for me
00:51:51Gorgeous
00:51:55Sweet
00:52:02Ricky, why did you buy Kylie a horse?
00:52:04We could have just used Tonto
00:52:05Okay, what if we use all three?
00:52:07Did your dad even approve this?
00:52:09Believe it or not, my dad don't need to approve everything I do
00:52:11I thought you were trying to make smart money decisions
00:52:14And trying to make a profit here
00:52:15That horse must have cost you a...
00:52:18Enough to keep silent Sam around for a while
00:52:21The New Year's Eve show is coming up real soon
00:52:23Okay, and you know that's one of our biggest shows of the year
00:52:25So we gotta come prepared with the best show we can possibly have
00:52:29Which reminds me, have you heard Kylie sing?
00:52:31Oh!
00:52:32Voice of an angel
00:52:45Hello?
00:52:46Hey Malcolm
00:52:48Hey Paula, is everything okay?
00:52:50It's kind of late
00:52:52Yeah, it's fine
00:52:55I'm sorry, should I call you tomorrow?
00:52:57No, you can call me anytime
00:53:00I'm just a little surprised you've never called me before
00:53:04I guess I just wanted to give you your space
00:53:08I don't know, I didn't want to scare you off with any
00:53:11Psycho-possessiveness or anything
00:53:14No, I don't need any space
00:53:18I love possessive psychos
00:53:24So, you want me to call you?
00:53:28I would talk to you every stinking second of my life if I could
00:53:35Wow, I don't know what to say
00:53:39How about you do the same?
00:53:42I absolutely would
00:53:44You want to start tonight?
00:53:46Yeah, sure
00:53:48We can doze off to the sound of one another snoring
00:53:54I like the sound of that
00:53:56Me too
00:54:05Hey Ricky, I was taking a look at the new routine
00:54:08Are you sure about this?
00:54:09Yeah, why?
00:54:11It just seems like you're in it quite a bit
00:54:13I mean, you've always wanted to kind of take that back seat in the show
00:54:15And just sort of come in at the end, but...
00:54:17Yeah, well Kylie says that I've got some star qualities that I need to exploit
00:54:21Kylie told you that?
00:54:23Yep
00:54:25Alright, fine
00:54:27It just seems odd though that everyone's against me
00:54:30I mean, y'all are the bad guys and I'm the only good guy
00:54:33What about Pepper?
00:54:35Pepper and Jake, but everyone else?
00:54:38I mean, you're still the star of the show, Paula
00:54:42Yeah, it's just gonna get lonely out there
00:54:45What if I make Myron the new sheriff?
00:54:50Okay, yeah
00:54:52Yeah, that could work
00:54:54Done
00:54:55Let me write some new things for him
00:54:57And then I'll get this right back to you
00:55:09Not so fast
00:55:13Isabelle, what in tarnation are you doing here?
00:55:16I came to thank you for robbing this hair saloon
00:55:20Now I'm here to take your booty
00:55:23Yeah, but it's two guns against one
00:55:31You were saying?
00:55:33I...
00:55:39Whoa
00:55:41Not so fast
00:55:44They call me Revolver Ricky
00:55:48Revolver Ricky, huh?
00:55:50Yep
00:55:51I thought you were dead
00:55:53Darling, I'm as alive as a bear in a fish factory
00:56:02Isabelle, really nice to meet you
00:56:05Really nice to meet you
00:56:07But now I'm gonna have to take that booty off your hands
00:56:10Don't you dare touch my booty
00:56:15Well, well, well
00:56:19If it isn't Lulabelle and Revolver Ricky
00:56:24Pistol-packin' Paula
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:27Don't you know?
00:56:28This is my new town
00:56:30And it looks like you're robbin' it
00:56:34You're lookin' pretty good, Pistol-packin' Paula
00:56:38What do you say you and I take the loot from Lulabelle and share it?
00:56:42How dare you?
00:56:44I don't think so, Revolver Ricky
00:56:47What's goin' on here?
00:56:51You got me
00:56:53Right in the gut
00:56:56That's gonna leave a mark
00:57:00I'm comin' to meet my maker
00:57:04Looks like we got ourselves a good old-fashioned Mexican standoff
00:57:35Sweet
00:57:45Looks like we've got ourselves a new gun in town
00:57:49And her name is Lulabelle
00:58:05Man, did you hear that crowd?
00:58:07They loved it!
00:58:08Hey, shoot straight with me
00:58:09You planned that, didn't you, Paula?
00:58:11No, my gun really did jam
00:58:13Yeah, I bet it did
00:58:14She's a little firecracker, ain't she?
00:58:16That was such a good idea
00:58:18Yeah, Paula, thanks for making me look so good
00:58:21Honestly, y'all, why would I plan that?
00:58:23Why would we want the bad guys to win?
00:58:25Paula, chill out
00:58:27It's just a silly little show
00:58:29Don't take things so seriously
00:58:32You're being too serious about it
00:58:34Hey, boss, you think I can get more lines?
00:58:36Yeah, yeah, we can talk about it
00:58:38Hey, the New Year's Eve show is gonna be amazing
00:58:41Myron, I want you to get some more fireworks
00:58:43I already did, same as last year
00:58:45All right, double it
00:58:46No, you know what, triple it
00:58:47Get a bounce house, some clowns, and some hot dogs
00:58:50Guys, people are gonna be talkin' about this show for ages
00:58:54The New Year's Eve extravaganza
00:58:57At the Enchanted Springs Ranch
00:58:59Starring our very own Kapow!
00:59:01Lulabelle
00:59:10I like your hair
00:59:31It's the end of an era, Pepper
01:00:02Hello
01:00:04Hey, Paula
01:00:06Hey, hope you have some good news for me
01:00:09Bad day at the office?
01:00:11Worst day ever
01:00:13I'm sorry to hear that
01:00:14You wanna talk about it?
01:00:18Not really
01:00:20All right, Paula
01:00:22I actually do have some good news
01:00:24Yeah, what is it?
01:00:26I got a call from a publisher out of Dallas
01:00:28They're interested in the book
01:00:30They are?
01:00:31Yeah, they wanna meet with both of us on Monday
01:00:33You think that you can meet me there?
01:00:35Yeah, yeah
01:00:37Absolutely, that shouldn't be a problem
01:00:39All right, it's a one o'clock meeting
01:00:41It will be before the sun rises
01:00:43Perfect
01:00:45I'll send you all the details in the email
01:00:47Okay, see you soon
01:00:48I'll talk to you soon
01:00:52I think this is the sign, buddy
01:00:55One door's closin' while another one's openin'
01:01:00Sigh
01:01:24How did you learn all this stuff?
01:01:27Lots and lots and lots and lots of practice
01:01:31And you know what, it wasn't easy
01:01:33Because I was my own teacher
01:01:34And I made a lot of mistakes
01:01:36But the good thing about mistakes is
01:01:38You can learn from them, right?
01:01:40So with every mistake I made
01:01:41It just made me work harder and harder
01:01:43And get better and better
01:01:45Because if you have a dream
01:01:47You never give up
01:01:58Yeah
01:02:06This is Crystal for Hagen-Paula
01:02:27Hi
01:02:38Paula?
01:02:39Elizabeth
01:02:43Hi, nice to meet you
01:02:47Well, I don't get out to Bernie very often
01:02:50So I was kinda surprised when I saw the flyer you posted
01:02:54So you're from San Antonio?
01:02:57So is my brother
01:02:59Oh, right
01:03:01He's the one that had Pepper then?
01:03:05He passed away from a brain tumor a couple months ago
01:03:08And Pepper disappeared right after the funeral
01:03:12I'm sorry to hear about that
01:03:14Yeah, thank you
01:03:17Did he have Pepper since he was a puppy?
01:03:19No, not at all
01:03:22He actually only had him for about a year
01:03:24Pepper was his therapy dog
01:03:26Therapy dog?
01:03:28Yeah, Pepper was trained to provide affection and comfort to those in need
01:03:33Yeah, he's certainly done that for me
01:03:36Yeah
01:03:38He's a sweet dog
01:03:41So what happens now?
01:03:44Well, I need to return him so they can reassign him
01:03:48So you're gonna take him now?
01:03:50Well, now that I know this is Pepper
01:03:52I was kinda hoping you could keep him for another week
01:03:55I have to go out of town and it would be easier if I picked him up after
01:03:59Absolutely, yeah, that's no problem at all
01:04:01I could even pay you
01:04:03Oh, gosh, no, don't be silly
01:04:05I have to take a short road trip myself, so
01:04:08It'd be good to have him keep me company one last time
01:04:11It was really nice to meet you
01:04:13You too
01:04:15I'll see you soon, Pepper
01:04:22Bye
01:04:34I just wanted to say I'm sorry for how things have been going lately
01:04:39It's not your fault
01:04:41I saw an opportunity and you seized it
01:04:43Yeah, well, you won't have to worry for too much longer
01:04:47I'll be gone and you can have all the attention back
01:04:52What do you mean?
01:04:54Well, I've got my sights set on bigger things
01:04:59I'm not really a small-town girl, you know
01:05:05Does Ricky know?
01:05:07No, I haven't told him yet
01:05:09He's so excited about the New Year's Eve show
01:05:11I thought I'd just wait until afterwards
01:05:14Do you think he's gonna go with you or...
01:05:17I doubt it, it's all last year
01:05:20And honestly, I think he's just using me as a jelly belly
01:05:27Yeah, it's probably smart to wait until after the New Year's Eve show
01:05:32Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that
01:05:36And to thank you for everything you've taught me
01:05:41You're welcome, Lulabelle
01:05:51Okay, which one do you think, Pepper, huh?
01:05:54I mean, this could be the most important meeting of my life
01:05:57Bark, bark
01:05:59Yeah? I think so too
01:06:02Okay
01:06:04Now for you, which one do you think, huh?
01:06:07Bark, bark
01:06:09Yeah, okay
01:06:21Ready to go, Pepper?
01:06:28The first gas station I see, I'm gonna stop and get some coffee
01:06:32What about you, Pepper?
01:06:45I'm sure that Paula will be here any minute now
01:06:49I mean, she's really excited about this opportunity
01:07:02Bark, bark, bark
01:07:04Lulabelle
01:07:06Get out of here, get, get
01:07:15Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
01:07:19What's wrong with you, dog?
01:07:39Mom? Mom?
01:07:48Come on, Paula
01:08:18Mom?
01:08:44Hey
01:08:46Hey
01:08:49What happened?
01:08:51Well, apparently he tried to miss a deer and rolled your truck
01:08:56How's the deer?
01:08:58Fit to be jerky
01:09:01Where's Pepper? Is he okay?
01:09:08Pepper's fine
01:09:10In fact, Pepper was the one who saved your life
01:09:16He ran and found help
01:09:20Where is he? Can I see him?
01:09:26Iren, tell me
01:09:29He went back to that lady. She came and picked him up yesterday
01:09:34Yeah
01:09:36Paula, it's gonna take you a while to recover
01:09:41Yeah
01:09:42And we need you back
01:09:47That was from Malcolm
01:09:49Mr. Schmidt
01:09:53Have you heard from Malcolm at all?
01:10:00My phone, is it...
01:10:03I haven't seen it. Probably part of the wreckage
01:10:07Malcolm probably thinks that I just...
01:10:11I just blew him off
01:10:17I know you think
01:10:19I sit around and wait for the phone
01:10:22I know you think
01:10:24I sit around and wait for the phone
01:10:27I know you think
01:10:29I sit around and wait for the phone
01:10:32I know you think
01:10:34I sit around and wait for the phone
01:10:37I know you think
01:10:39I sit around and wait for the phone
01:10:43I sit around and wait for the phone to ring
01:10:51I stay home alone
01:10:53Watch TV and hope you'll come back one day
01:10:58Yeah, I know you think
01:11:02Clouds and rain
01:11:04Outside my window
01:11:06Another lonely day
01:11:09Yeah, I know you think
01:11:12I don't
01:11:14It's not
01:11:16Yeah, I'm okay
01:11:20As a matter of fact, I'm great
01:11:23Ain't it great? This could totally work, I'm telling you
01:11:27Are you crazy?
01:11:28No, I'm crazy happy, look at this, man
01:11:30We're gonna make so much money
01:11:31You look nothing like Paul
01:11:32What are you talking about?
01:11:33How'd he get you?
01:11:34Oh, man
01:11:36I got to work on the spinning
01:11:40Spinning, yeah
01:11:52Come in
01:12:00Hey, Paula
01:12:02Hey
01:12:05How you feeling?
01:12:07Great
01:12:08Good, that's great to hear
01:12:15Do you know when we can expect to get you back up on stage?
01:12:20I know New Year's Eve show is right around the corner
01:12:25I think I'm retiring, Ricky
01:12:30What?
01:12:33I just don't have the heart for it anymore
01:12:39Listen
01:12:44I know it's got to be hard getting you back up on your feet, I know that
01:12:51But you were born to do this
01:12:56Y'all are doing fine without me
01:12:59We got a new star
01:13:02It's not like anyone really misses me
01:13:07What are you talking about?
01:13:08Everybody misses you
01:13:11Don't lie to me, Ricky
01:13:13I'm not
01:13:15Look
01:13:17The New Year's Eve show, it's right around the corner and
01:13:20God, forget about New Year's Eve, okay?
01:13:26I don't care about your stupid show anymore
01:13:28Would you just leave?
01:13:31Please?
01:13:37Yeah, you know little Bill's good
01:13:39Yeah, she's real good
01:13:43But she ain't got nothing on Pistol Pack and Paula
01:14:07Malcolm, what are you doing here?
01:14:13I got your email
01:14:16Yeah, I sent that like a week ago
01:14:20It took me that long to read it
01:14:23And then pack our things to move out here
01:14:26There's just nothing for us in Oklahoma anymore
01:14:30What?
01:14:32Yeah
01:14:36I'm sorry to hear about Pepper
01:14:39Yeah
01:14:40I don't know how much he meant to you
01:14:42Has he got back on stage yet?
01:14:45No
01:14:48I don't think I will
01:14:50Why not?
01:14:52I just, I don't have the heart for it anymore
01:14:56That's what you love
01:14:59If it's what I'd love, I'd be doing it
01:15:01Let me rephrase that
01:15:03You love because of how it makes others feel
01:15:09Your email said that Pepper was a therapy dog
01:15:14You know, I don't think your job is too much different from his
01:15:17How?
01:15:19Because you inspire people to be their best
01:15:23To try hard
01:15:25And to fight for their dreams
01:15:29I honestly don't think I can do it
01:15:32Not with the injuries I got
01:15:35A storybook character once told me
01:15:38The only sure way to fail
01:15:41Is to not try
01:15:51It was the first of May when I first met you
01:15:55On a late spring night
01:16:00Jasmine filled the air
01:16:05Your silhouette in a crowded room
01:16:09As the moonlight came down
01:16:14I danced upon your hair
01:16:20I saw the pepper in your eyes
01:16:28That's an amazing moment
01:16:29Is there anything you can't do?
01:16:30Yeah, well, I haven't found that yet, but
01:16:34I'm sure there's something
01:16:47Searching for direction
01:16:49At a fork in the road
01:16:52My future lies in front of me
01:16:56Which way am I supposed to go?
01:17:03I could settle down
01:17:05Maybe start a family
01:17:08But for now I'll take this old guitar
01:17:10And keep on writing songs to sing
01:17:13Is the path less traveled?
01:17:16Some say it's a mistake
01:17:18But it's a journey to a future
01:17:21One, two, three
01:17:27New Year's Eve is supposed to be my show
01:17:29No, I know, yeah, we talked about that
01:17:32I'm really sorry
01:17:33Paula and I have been friends for a long time
01:17:35She helped me
01:17:36God, you look great
01:17:38Oh, wow, I got this
01:17:43It's a little just-
01:17:44What is this?
01:17:46It's a-
01:17:47Aw, that's pretty
01:17:49Thank you
01:17:51Oh, so sweet
01:17:53Do you mind holding it?
01:17:54I would love to hold that
01:17:56What do you think?
01:17:58Bring out my eyes?
01:17:59Yeah, make them pop
01:18:01And it'll go good with your blue eyeshadow
01:18:03Let me see
01:18:04You know?
01:18:05I love my blue eyeshadow, it's my signature
01:18:07Yeah, it is
01:18:17So where's this guy going?
01:18:19Oh, this one's getting retired
01:18:21Hey, you got plans for tonight?
01:18:22Oh, yeah, you know, it's New Year's Eve
01:18:23We're gonna pop fireworks
01:18:24Oh, that's cool
01:18:25You going outside the county?
01:18:26Because they will-
01:18:27Hey!
01:18:35Yeah, yeah
01:18:44Here we go
01:18:46Living easy
01:18:47Just singing songs
01:18:49Don't need to know
01:18:51What happens later on
01:18:57Look ahead
01:18:58Looking back
01:19:00It just ain't the way
01:19:02We can only live
01:19:04And only give today
01:19:18Robert Rickey?
01:19:20I thought you were dead
01:19:23Sorry, darling
01:19:25I'm as alive as a bear in a fish factory
01:19:30I missed you
01:19:31Yep
01:19:34I miss you too, Lou LaBelle
01:19:36Afraid I might have to take this booty off your hand
01:19:38Don't you dare touch my booty
01:19:41Well, well, well
01:19:47Yeah!
01:19:58It is a Lou LaBelle and Revolver Rickey
01:20:00Looking pretty good
01:20:02Pistol-packing Paula
01:20:04What do you say you and I take the loot from Lou LaBelle and share it?
01:20:07I don't think so, Rickey
01:20:11What in tarnation is going on out here?
01:20:13Ow!
01:20:17You missed me
01:20:18Must have done the Rico shade off my badge
01:20:21Ting!
01:20:23Hey!
01:20:24Now that's a little too close for comfort
01:20:26Ow!
01:20:29I'll just hang out here for a little while
01:20:33Looks like we got ourselves a good old-fashioned Mexican standoff
01:20:44Let's go
01:21:01Whoa!
01:21:02Whoa!
01:21:13Thank y'all for coming to our New Year's Eve extravaganza
01:21:16Now take a look up in the sky!
01:21:28Wow, looks like these guys are bouncers
01:21:32And clowns
01:21:44Yeah!
01:21:48Yeah!
01:21:58Better run for cover
01:22:00Nobody make a sound
01:22:03There's something going on out there
01:22:06We haven't seen here in this town
01:22:08Better run and hide
01:22:11Mama, don't let your daughter go out tonight
01:22:15Better stay inside
01:22:19Cause there's a stranger
01:22:24Stranger in town
01:22:30Lock the door
01:22:34Turn out the lights
01:22:37Don't make a sound
01:22:41Cause there's a stranger
01:22:46Stranger in town
01:22:55Kylie, what are you doing?
01:22:58You don't really think I came to star in this little hoedown, did you?
01:23:02Well, yeah, I mean, Kylie, you came here for an interview and stuff
01:23:04Wait, what are you robbing from us?
01:23:06Looks that way, doesn't it?
01:23:07Sweet potato pie
01:23:09What about you and me?
01:23:11I was using you, Ricky
01:23:13Just like you were using me
01:23:15Now, everybody, put your weapons down before I shoot Ricky where the sun don't shine
01:23:20And even pistol pack and fallout ain't fast enough to...
01:23:28All right, turn around, little girl
01:23:30Wait, what are you doing here?
01:23:32You know what I'm doing
01:23:33But what about us? I mean, you bought me those really pretty earrings
01:23:36I don't know how you got here, but this time you ain't going nowhere
01:23:39I swear, this stuff just writes itself
01:23:50Can you believe it?
01:23:52Pepper's home
01:23:55Sam, it's been a while
01:23:59I heard you were in an accident. Are you okay?
01:24:02I've never been better
01:24:03How are you, though? Have you found some work?
01:24:06Ricky gave me my job back
01:24:09Yeah, but under one condition
01:24:14You've got to play the new lullabell
01:24:16Oh, that's a good one
01:24:18But under one condition
01:24:22You've got to play the new lullabell
01:24:26While I do look good in a pink dress
01:24:30Oh, well, welcome back, Sam
01:24:32Good to have you home
01:24:42Hey, cowgirl
01:24:45Hey
01:24:48Oh, my gosh, it came in
01:24:50Yep, first edition
01:24:52It looks amazing
01:24:54How's the rest of it?
01:24:55Don't know. We haven't opened it up yet. We're waiting on you
01:24:58We'll read it to Sierra tonight before she goes to bed
01:25:00Yippee!
01:25:02Look, Pepper, you're on the cover of our very first book
01:25:07What do you mean your name should be first?
01:25:19Sun shining on my face
01:25:22How did I get here?
01:25:25I was always a successful man
01:25:30These people around me
01:25:33I don't belong here
01:25:36I'll be gone as soon as I can
01:25:41Sometimes this old life
01:25:43Don't lead you down the path you thought you'd go
01:25:47There's got to be a way to change it
01:25:52See those rays of light
01:25:54Shining through the storm clouds in my mind
01:25:58There's got to be some good times coming
01:26:03I'm checking out my clothes
01:26:05Got to look good today
01:26:08They need to think that I fit in
01:26:13A coffee to start my day
01:26:16A woman just stares at me
01:26:19Toss her the coins and walk away
01:26:24Sometimes this old life
01:26:26Don't lead you down the path you thought you'd go
01:26:30There's got to be a way to change it
01:26:35See those rays of light
01:26:37Shining through the storm clouds in my mind
01:26:41There's got to be some good times coming
01:26:46People talk about me
01:26:48Don't want to be around me
01:26:51Think they just want me to leave them alone
01:26:56I remember when
01:26:59I was just like them
01:27:01Things have changed
01:27:03Guess it's time for me to go
01:27:11I'm standing on the street
01:27:13When nobody sees me
01:27:16Feel like I'm an invisible man
01:27:21Time to move on now
01:27:24Sunburn is killing me
01:27:27Find some shade and make a new plan
01:27:32Sometimes this old life
01:27:34Don't lead you down the path you thought you'd go
01:27:38There's got to be a way to change it
01:27:43See those rays of light
01:27:45Shining through the storm clouds in my mind
01:27:49There's got to be some good times coming
01:28:14I'm standing on the street
01:28:16When nobody sees me
01:28:18Feel like I'm an invisible man
01:28:21Time to move on now
01:28:23Sunburn is killing me
01:28:25Find some shade and make a new plan
01:28:29Sometimes this old life
01:28:31Don't lead you down the path you thought you'd go
01:28:35There's got to be some good times coming
01:28:39I'm standing on the street
01:28:41When nobody sees me
01:29:10I'm standing on the street
01:29:12When nobody sees me
01:29:14Find some shade and make a new plan
01:29:17Sometimes this old life
01:29:19Don't lead you down the path you thought you'd go
01:29:23There's got to be some good times coming
01:29:26I'm standing on the street
01:29:28When nobody sees me
01:29:30Find some shade and make a new plan
01:29:34Sometimes this old life
01:29:36Sometimes this old life