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On the eve of the election, political misinformation is flying and the world is getting downright zany. Follow these fiv | dG1fVzF2T0RzbG1jNkk
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00:01Ivanka converted for Jared.
00:04He's a very nice, clean-cut Jewish boy.
00:07Okay, now you got me going.
00:09Make America great again!
00:11Namaste.
00:12Namaste.
00:14Namaga.
00:15Maybe Clayton would do the same for you.
00:18Dad, Clayton is a Baptist. He's not gonna convert.
00:21At least he's not Muslim.
00:22Oh, say, can you see?
00:26Socialism means everyone would actually have education.
00:29Who's gonna pay for all that? I'll tell you.
00:31I'm an independent.
00:33Oh, that reminds me.
00:34We gotta get another black person, George.
00:36I'll look into it, sir.
00:37It's just that we've been getting a lot of pushback from the black community.
00:40Well, maybe we should pay them a little bit more, right?
00:42I don't know how my son could ever be a communist.
00:47Dad, I'm a socialist.
00:49It's one thing to be gay.
00:51It's another to be social.
00:54And yet, it's another thing to be an actor.
00:57It doesn't have to be all three.
00:58Pronouns?
00:59I'll explain later.
01:00They're actually 72 gender pronouns.
01:03Where the hell's the rape victim?
01:04We need her front and center.
01:05She's right there, sir.
01:06Like your husband?
01:08Husband!
01:09We can't even say the word!
01:11Can we talk about this now?
01:14Multi-orgasmic woman!
01:18I'm not ready for a woman crunching it.
01:22One more time.
01:23And I'm out.
01:25See, this is why I'm an independent.
01:27Don't believe in the two-party system.
01:28Oh, come on!
01:29Oh, come on!
01:30I see you with the Trump rallies.
01:32He's just doing this because they're paying him well.
01:33Nothing wrong with making a little money, right?
01:35Wait a minute.
01:36That's even worse.
01:37It's like he's a prostitute.
01:38We're all a little bit of a prostitute.
01:40We're all a little bit of a prostitute.

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