How To Tame A Silver Fox
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00:00:00Oh looking good girl
00:00:17Another creep just my luck
00:00:19Hi dad, um, I'm I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:00:34Sure thing hun, are you seriously screwing someone right now? He'll be there soon
00:00:39Oh
00:00:46Drugging girls my club. You must have a death wish
00:01:04Shut up
00:01:05You have the worst timing. You know that favor you owe me
00:01:10I'm cashing it in now
00:01:20What are you doing what's a princess like you doing a place like this
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck you'll get away from me creep, ah, you've got a mouth on you don't you
00:01:36Yeah
00:01:39Stop let's see what else he can do
00:01:44What the hell
00:01:52Mr. Collins that's in his best friend
00:02:06I
00:02:13Shiver come on kiddo, you know, why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go
00:02:33I haven't seen mr. Collins like
00:02:37five Christmases
00:02:45Something wrong
00:02:49Your arm is
00:02:53Wet from the rain wipe it then
00:03:06Oh
00:03:20There's no rain
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway
00:03:31I
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags not making up some guy's daughter
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months. I don't do small talk
00:03:51Oh
00:03:59We wait stop I need to pick something no, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:04:04I am 22 years old exactly kiddo. Shut up. You're not that much older than me
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the
00:04:18rest of the year and nobody
00:04:21If I take you will you shut up? Yes
00:04:33I'll be back
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that
00:04:48It's not safe
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time yeah
00:04:54Why didn't you say something? I just did you freaking creep?
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something
00:05:17You
00:05:29When you're done checking me out
00:05:32Thank your store closes in two minutes. I was not checking you out. That was young. I'm sure it was kiddo
00:05:38It's past your bedtime
00:05:43Stop calling me kid
00:05:47I
00:05:59Actually make friends tonight Harper
00:06:07This is a small kickback looks like a goddamn circus in there your dad know about that
00:06:17Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit I would give a shit what he thinks but he doesn't live here and neither do you
00:06:23Yeah about that. I
00:06:25Live here now. He put me in charge
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out. Wait, Chris. No, please
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends
00:06:35You can't buy your friends kid I don't have another choice. I
00:06:42Barely met anyone since I transferred here. And this is my last year of college and I
00:06:47Don't want to graduate alone
00:06:51Fine
00:06:53Have your kickback or not?
00:06:55Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:06:58I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere
00:07:01I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me
00:07:14Who is that
00:07:22I'm going to kill you
00:07:23Count your days slut. It's not a big deal. I can explain
00:07:28This is your ex brian. Your dad was talking about him this sick fuck
00:07:32You guys were spying on me mark cares about your safety
00:07:37That's the only reason i'm here. It's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:07:42your choice
00:07:50You are not living here, I don't give a shit what my dad says I don't need a babysitter
00:07:58And stop acting like a baby
00:08:02You better not show your face in there, I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:08:15God damn it promised mark
00:08:26Whoa, who's this?
00:08:32He's hotter than you might
00:08:40Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run greek life
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now. Apparently this chic harper reeves has a rich dad and rich dad means fancy alcohol
00:08:55Hi
00:08:59Hi, hi, uh, christina fox and and and becca too, I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:09:06duh
00:09:08Couldn't miss it
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you well, uh, please feel free to help yourselves
00:09:19Thanks heather. Oh, it's hot. It's harper
00:09:22Enjoy the party
00:09:28I guess this bottle in the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork harper
00:09:34Where's harper harper
00:09:39Forget harper hang out with me. I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk
00:09:51I don't like talking. Oh, I know your type daddy
00:09:55christina and I
00:09:56run to group activities
00:09:58talk or
00:10:00No talk. You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:10:04For that nobody harper
00:10:07Sorry, ladies. I don't like my women
00:10:10desperate
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned harper's name again and i'll make you regret it
00:10:18Huh
00:10:20He really picked harper over us
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:10:38Oh harper, hey
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:10:48Ew, okay. Yeah, of course you can't you're you're like
00:10:52your school royalty
00:10:54Thanks
00:10:55You know
00:10:56I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:11:00We're we're friends, of course
00:11:04I have to pee wait for me. Uh, yeah, of course i'll just be right outside my own room
00:11:18Hmm what dirt can I find?
00:11:30Oh, this is gold
00:11:35Harper you are one psychotic little bitch
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down
00:11:47So
00:11:59I think I saw harper go out there with a guy
00:12:14The hell
00:12:17Is
00:12:22Attention everybody. Hello
00:12:25You all seem a little bored. So why don't I spice things up by reading?
00:12:34A few pages of harper's diary
00:12:38Let's see
00:12:41Dear diary dad never wants to hang out with me
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me. Oh harper
00:12:52Daddy issues much
00:12:57No, he's gonna give it back
00:13:03Dad's friend chris
00:13:05Is like a dilf
00:13:07That stands for a dad. I'd like to fuck
00:13:11and honestly
00:13:13If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age harper, that is so nasty
00:13:24Christina, it's not true. Christina. I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:13:29Does all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:38Let's pull it down
00:13:44So
00:13:59Fuck this
00:14:13So
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend
00:14:31You are supposed to get rid of him
00:14:37Come to her party
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life. It was a joke
00:14:44It was a joke joke is the fact that harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:55Chris that's enough let her go
00:15:00One last
00:15:03Ah
00:15:06What the hell is wrong with you you're too old to be this petty you're damn right. I'm petty
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections if you mess with her again
00:15:21Fuck you up, but we're literally just girls. I don't give a fuck everyone out the fuck out
00:15:32You
00:15:36What the hell is that
00:15:40What the hell is
00:15:57She hurt you chris i'm fine chris, I said i'm fine
00:16:03I'm fine
00:16:07You're crying
00:16:10Why are you crying I don't understand
00:16:13Those aren't your friends kid
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you. I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:21Stupid I know they're not my friends, but that was christina fox. You just embarrassed. I'm gonna stop right there
00:16:26And she's the queen of our
00:16:32School
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school. We'll find you another school
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business. I choose my next words very carefully, too
00:16:50I told you
00:16:52To stop calling me that
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like one
00:16:59You
00:17:01Oh, yeah
00:17:04If i'm such a kid what's that rustic it's my leg right now
00:17:13Sorry kid, that's my gun you're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:29You
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone
00:17:42You better not be a single t-shirt in there chris collins, I swear I don't care what my dad says
00:17:56God
00:17:59What
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with no
00:18:21It cannot be happening he's gonna be back in a second
00:18:30You know, if you want us to play you could have just asked
00:18:35I don't want to I don't want to play. What do you even do with these you perv? Oh, i'm the perv
00:18:41You're the one who came into my room into my closet when I wasn't here
00:18:47I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
00:18:52Uncuff me
00:19:00What are your manners
00:19:03Say please
00:19:08I don't have time for your games old man
00:19:12Give me the key
00:19:19What you and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:23Are you ready to listen like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:29I'm not going to keep you cuffed. I'm not going to keep you cuffed
00:19:32Rule number one
00:19:35There was a lot
00:19:37Scarier shit out there kiddo. You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:42So when I tell you
00:19:44That i'm here to protect you
00:19:46You better listen to everything I say I can take care of my rule number two
00:19:52No talking back
00:19:54I am the last guy
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:19:59You
00:20:03Rule number three
00:20:06Don't start any games you're not ready to play
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today
00:20:30Um
00:20:32My my plans are none of your concern i'm here in
00:20:36The regular no violent non-mafia america. We have this thing called privacy
00:20:42You can have your privacy
00:20:45Until sunset
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52We have curfew
00:20:59Me
00:21:15How's my daughter um
00:21:18hot
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20uh
00:21:22She's hot-headed. Why the hell did I say that? That's why you're watching her and not me. Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:31Chris is my daughter. Okay
00:21:33She's fine. Mark good
00:21:35You're my best friend
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:58Try
00:22:23You're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25Yeah
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:42Oh, excuse me, we're filming
00:22:45filming
00:22:47Filming what some real hot stuff now beat it. Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:52I'm looking for harper ruse. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you
00:23:00Nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:23:14He looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:22So
00:23:25You shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here I tried to stop him
00:23:33No harper, you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him his camera back. You prick class my ass
00:23:42Is that what you told her to get her here? I'd stick this camera straight. Stop not until I pummel this creep
00:23:49Then the camera's next hey, wait, wait, wait, not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn. That is enough
00:24:12These look amazing harper
00:24:14Oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these
00:24:19deleting them
00:24:22That is art. Give him this camera back or I swear to god. I'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that
00:24:36Your choice
00:24:41And it is
00:24:44No, no, no
00:24:46You asshole
00:24:48If you ever ask harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:55You'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving now
00:25:06So
00:25:13So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends I did it for your own good
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project. You need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:31like a piece of meat
00:25:33My classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:40Jealous jealous
00:25:47You're cute harper i'll give you that
00:25:50and those
00:25:51Things you do
00:25:53They're cute, too
00:25:55You know, what's not cute
00:25:58Me jealous
00:26:00Now you were right i'm in some shady business and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05You better not test me
00:26:08Or i'll break you
00:26:12In more than one way
00:26:18Well, guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:24Just admit that you want me
00:26:30So
00:26:33What the hell is happening to me
00:26:36There's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40Put your seat belt on
00:26:42You know what chris you want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine
00:26:46But i'm gonna make you crazy for me. Let's see if dad keeps you around then
00:26:52So
00:26:54Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is no
00:26:58no
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor? Oh my god, maria. No you
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to
00:27:09Keep me safe. Hmm, and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:18um, wait
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it
00:27:28Hmm
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire chris. The only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33So that's step one. Hmm
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you. He was jealous harps. Yeah, right jealous of me
00:27:42i'm
00:27:43A college student who works at whole foods. He's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire
00:27:49Hobbyist mma fighter not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until until he snaps
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter. And when your dad sees that
00:28:09He'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:14Here's to operation seduction chris collins you better watch out because I get what I want
00:28:28So
00:28:33Sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:52What do you want you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:56Um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him, I mean I
00:29:03brought snacks
00:29:05as a peace offering
00:29:07But if you're busy I can come back later
00:29:11No, wait, wait, wait
00:29:14I have a date but that's not important. Your pulse is racing. What's going on?
00:29:20Oh
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:24Uh, no, I just
00:29:27I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46Um
00:29:52But what about your date
00:29:54So
00:30:13How are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:30:19This is ridiculous
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25It's true love
00:30:28It's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:34or
00:30:36Maybe
00:30:39You're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:03Now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:12Don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin her well
00:31:16I'm, not just something that can be ruined
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:26It's not a lie
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman
00:31:30And i'm too much for your kid
00:31:33You can't handle me
00:31:35Try me
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit. I don't kiss and I don't make love harper
00:31:46I
00:31:48Maybe i'm into that. No, I don't think you are
00:31:56What did you get yourself into harper
00:32:09Just
00:32:11Shut up and watch the movie
00:32:16Last thing I can do
00:32:26You're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone. You're late big daddy
00:32:43But you sound pissed
00:32:45So i'll wait
00:32:47You want to come in fuck your frustration now not tonight
00:32:52busy busy
00:32:56Never for me you're not
00:32:58Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman woman no
00:33:07Not a woman
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:15So
00:33:20Not this guy lose my number
00:33:31Whoever this girl is your days are numbered do not flake on milana kaufman
00:33:45So
00:33:55She's going to be the death of me good because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:12Today
00:34:15So
00:34:18Damn it harper
00:34:45So
00:35:00You know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend his business partner
00:35:15i'm a dead girl walking
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:26So so we didn't no
00:35:30Because you're still alive
00:35:32Trust me. You can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:38You don't know that
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type. Oh, yeah
00:35:45explain that
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up. We're not on a nickname basis
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:36:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:08So
00:36:14What's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were I am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:22I'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:25With my friend
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye
00:36:38So
00:36:50This will do
00:37:01So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:09I
00:37:12Woke up on the wrong side of things struggling much
00:37:26I swear i've done my best
00:37:39I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious kid
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and
00:37:52You don't know how to do laundry sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:56You just can't get away from me. Can you?
00:37:59That's not
00:38:01So
00:38:06No wonder
00:38:14That's bad manners angel, what can I do?
00:38:21Punish
00:38:31Oh
00:38:37You don't know me
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back. Would you complain about that princess?
00:38:50Let's see do your worst let's see do your worst
00:39:01So
00:39:08I'm sorry. I can't let this happen. What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up harper
00:39:22But but what about no butts
00:39:27Can't let this happen again
00:39:32Oh
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend that was part of the plan
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed
00:40:00Was it big
00:40:04So big
00:40:07Look I don't want to talk about chris collins dick for a second longer
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak. Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak
00:40:16like
00:40:17Bdsm the whole nine yards whips chains handcuffs
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends. I swear. Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28wait
00:40:29Do you think he's gonna show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar. Daddy. Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:42So
00:40:57Stop messing with that. You're gonna flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:02You don't think it's too much maria. How are us trying to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man
00:41:10I
00:41:12Hope you're not talking about me. No leave brian. She doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you harps, huh?
00:41:26What do you want brian
00:41:31Just five minutes
00:41:35Fine
00:41:36Herbert are you sure? It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone
00:41:56Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together
00:42:09You cheated on me
00:42:11I deserve better brian and it's not gonna be from you
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet? This isn't about payback
00:42:22I've moved on and you should too
00:42:27What do you mean moved on hmm you are you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:33Hmm
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no. No, no, let me see then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys. Show me show me
00:42:41Go with me
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:46I was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:49A drink, I don't have time for this
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know, that's not happening
00:42:56ever
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00me
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you. It's not a threat
00:43:09It's a fact
00:43:15You'll regret this christopher
00:43:17But i'm not gonna come after you
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch. That's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:28Help me help
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard to get now slut
00:43:33Stop it. That's enough. Oh
00:43:35Good girl
00:43:38You are gonna regret that you bitch I don't think she will actually
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a dior custom you just made me rip it asshole
00:43:53You okay
00:43:55I take her you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways
00:44:10Stop it, you're gonna kill him good. He's not worth it. Let's go
00:44:18If you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job I promise
00:44:23Oh, let's go
00:44:43Fuck
00:44:46Chris you almost killed him
00:44:49Should we call 911 seriously harper
00:44:53He tried to hurt you you still care about him. I handled myself just fine
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:23So
00:45:28So you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:33Let's see who you are
00:45:48Do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe, so yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:16I'm gonna throw up
00:46:20Breathe
00:46:22And do this
00:46:24So
00:46:26So
00:46:51Right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:57So
00:47:01It's not hard to do
00:47:15It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. I got you. It's okay
00:47:20Okay
00:47:26You're fine you're fine harper
00:47:35Just breathe just keep breathing. How are you feeling?
00:47:41So
00:47:48Fine just insanely distracted ready for the next step
00:48:00I don't know if i'm ready. I'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:07I thought you didn't make this
00:48:11What
00:48:14Oh my god, oh my god, you're talking about swimming
00:48:20You're talking about swimming
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours I want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:41So
00:49:06You're okay, you're okay. Sorry, sorry
00:49:11For what?
00:49:14You did amazing
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better
00:49:23It's okay, we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me
00:49:30Your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:49:38If you want me then kiss me
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into. I'm a dangerous man harper
00:49:46Just so you don't want me
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you
00:50:02I want you
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me you're gonna get hurt
00:50:11I really like you
00:50:23What the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our crotch
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease you grandpa? I'm not a tease. I just care about you
00:50:34So you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:41Come on let's go inside. No, I need a moment to cool off
00:50:49I'm gonna shower
00:51:00Harper what are you doing?
00:51:11So this is where chris has been lately running a daycare, who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm, helena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you
00:51:36He might be sexy
00:51:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart. Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like
00:51:44strangers breaking into my house
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want
00:51:51plus
00:51:52I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:55You've been tracking him
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you the same kind he is?
00:52:01Let's just say chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:09It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:15Not intense enough for him not intense enough
00:52:20Yeah, well chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:52:26Oh, please don't make me laugh
00:52:30I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding
00:52:34Oh
00:52:36Please don't make me laugh. I mean look at you. You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:45You're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:51You want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:59Choke you out
00:53:01None of that kissing pillow talk
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here with me
00:53:29Help me I can't swim
00:53:31Help
00:53:34Help help I can't swim
00:53:49Harper harper
00:53:53Smile for tm
00:53:56Please don't just crawl your way out idiots
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:09Harper
00:54:31So
00:54:43Harper no, come on
00:54:55Harper
00:54:58Oh, breathe breathe, it's okay. You're sick
00:55:03I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die. Oh, you're okay. Just breathe just
00:55:10You're safe now
00:55:13Way to downgrade chris, I mean, I know she can homewreck but she can't even swim. It's pathetic homewreck
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us malala. She couldn't if she tried
00:55:28I
00:55:31Need to come back to me baby
00:55:32You were just playing hard to get so I got a little jealous
00:55:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck
00:55:44Choke me harder. I miss how rough you get baby
00:55:52I don't love you and you almost killed harper
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim she's fine stop overreacting baby
00:56:13What are you doing
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from kaufman motors. You're going to tell dear old dad
00:56:27That it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that
00:56:34Are you threatening me? No
00:56:37i'm telling you
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about
00:56:44Get out of here wait, please don't i'll do anything please what are you doing?
00:56:57Oh
00:57:03Chris no, wait, wait
00:57:06Oh
00:57:26I'm, sorry for the situation. I put you in harper
00:57:30She will not bother you again, I swear
00:57:34Don't worry about it
00:57:39I guess we both
00:57:41have histories of
00:57:44Dating crazies, huh? I never dated her
00:57:48We weren't a thing
00:57:51A lot of brain to her
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:03She said that, that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17She said that, that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you in bed.
00:58:36That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:04When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:27What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why'd you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill you.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake.
01:00:23I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:54Just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:16No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35Bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, get up?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:58Columbia University Gallery exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:10I promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:38Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56Wow, how long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:02:59Like a million hours?
01:03:01Who the fuck cares?
01:03:03We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:09Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:15Oops.
01:03:22Oh, nice.
01:03:23Perfect.
01:03:26Is that the horn?
01:03:28I don't think so.
01:03:29I don't think it's supposed to be in there.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:33Oh.
01:03:34Look at that.
01:03:36I think I found it.
01:03:41It's like a ticking clock.
01:03:42I think I hear them coming. Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:10What? No, no, no, no. My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate? Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper!
01:04:26Harper, I'm kind of confused. Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Don't say that. It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:49Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina. You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what? You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers. That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:11Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper, is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly. Isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper. It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing. In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what? Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:55Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I would.
01:06:01It's you. You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude. Don't you know who this is?
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor. Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no, you...
01:06:24Our starting price is 18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:35Have you been studying at this school or not?
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:42You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil. Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please. Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor.
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50No! No!
01:07:59I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13No stresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:20Ah!
01:08:24Ah!
01:08:27Oh, my dress!
01:08:29This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:34What was it that you two said?
01:08:36Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:47Let's go.
01:08:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:01Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:09:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:05That's $18,000.
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:18What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:24He, um...
01:09:27I mean, I...
01:09:30I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry.
01:09:32But I think this might help...
01:09:35show you how much I want you.
01:09:48A blindfold?
01:09:50I want you, Harper.
01:09:52I want to do things to you.
01:09:57Bad things.
01:10:00But only if you want me to.
01:10:04I do.
01:10:18Why'd we stop?
01:10:20I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:23Just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:25Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:32Then I'll wait for you.
01:10:35Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:43Harper!
01:10:44Harper!
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper.
01:10:50You need to look at this.
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No, no.
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:00Harper, look.
01:11:03You got the fuck?
01:11:04I swear!
01:11:05The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him.
01:11:14Okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:30Hey!
01:11:31Let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No, no, no, no.
01:12:33No, no!
01:12:40A trap?
01:12:45A trap?
01:12:52A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:13:10Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:20Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap, I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first...
01:13:35First...
01:13:38You know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble, we need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:48Should we have some food with you after we kill Leathergram?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:14:00Oh, looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:10Get ready, boys.
01:14:24I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:28Harper?
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:52What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguard?
01:15:03Let me go, I'll leave Harper...
01:15:05I already told you once, you should have listened to me then.
01:15:12I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14Ah!
01:15:32Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay, I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship...
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:08I love you.
01:17:18Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:45I want you to beg for it.
01:17:50I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:54Yes.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you there.
01:18:13Daddy, say it.
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:24Yes.
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:18:55Yes.
01:19:06You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:25You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:29A red shot, Maya.
01:19:33Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:55Yeah.
01:20:00It's a nice start, I'm not stopping.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:25Ready for round five?
01:20:27Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:29Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:33What if I don't?
01:20:37Who is that?
01:20:38Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:40Honey, you home?
01:20:41Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:43Stop it, girl.
01:20:44I'll just come in for a walk.
01:20:48I told you, I'm sorry.
01:20:50I'm sorry.
01:20:52I told you I was busy.
01:20:54This is my home, Harper Reid.
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:02Can you get out?
01:21:16I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:09So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:15I'm moving you in there.
01:22:18As a graduation present.
01:22:21And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:30Only if you want to.
01:22:33Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:36Are you serious?
01:22:39What's wrong? Is it tacky?
01:22:42I liked it, I thought...
01:22:44Deal!
01:22:49But on one condition, no rent.
01:22:52Which is?
01:22:54You have to move in there with me.
01:22:56Deal.