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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:17Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:20at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:27Am I dreaming?
00:01:29No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:35What the hell's going on?
00:01:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:44Nova?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Jules came in here to work,
00:01:50and she started being really disrespectful,
00:01:52and she grabbed me.
00:01:54And then when I pulled my hand away, she just...
00:01:56she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:02:00That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:02Shut the fuck up, or you're gonna end up
00:02:04being an outcast from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:02:08Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex,
00:02:12and I had to jump in and...
00:02:14and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:20Mia?
00:02:21Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here. I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:32Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:35If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:38they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:40They'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously
00:03:16just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27I'm it.
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:44Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have
00:04:11a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:42and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:22After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:25I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:26with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:34Did you just spit on me?
00:06:37Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:42Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:06:46is now mine.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:06:52is mine.
00:06:54And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different,
00:08:07but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:16Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:46What?
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died,
00:09:06he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything!
00:09:34I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us,
00:10:38I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:50No, no, no.
00:10:52No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before
00:11:04and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours
00:11:12and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:11:58You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:00Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:02Hey, where are you going?
00:12:03Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:04Jules!
00:12:07You can't just leave.
00:12:10You fired me.
00:12:11I can do whatever you want.
00:12:13You can't just leave.
00:12:14Jules.
00:12:17Jules, what are you doing?
00:12:18Let go of me.
00:12:21Jules.
00:12:24Jules!
00:12:25Jules, please, Jules.
00:12:26You've fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:36Coming!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you?
00:13:45You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:26Noah, come out right now.
00:14:31Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:14:44Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt now. Now. Now.
00:14:52Now.
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:21You think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy?
00:15:25You're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah. What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:47Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:50Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:53I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:16:55Now, I need $100,000.
00:16:59Done.
00:17:01Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:08Give me that.
00:17:10Not yet.
00:17:17I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:21But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:25This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:31I'll do it.
00:17:33Great.
00:17:38Let's seal the deal.
00:17:47Okay.
00:18:03I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:18:18Huh?
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:48Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:52Yeah, I do.
00:18:54I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you but me.
00:19:02You don't own me.
00:19:04Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:15Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:29Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:52Mia.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:16Dinner is served.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:42Yeah?
00:20:45Sure.
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:55Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:15Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42I spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm so thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:01Jules.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:03I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever.
00:23:39I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend?
00:23:44Yeah, she's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:27What are you doing here?
00:24:29Taking a shower.
00:24:33Remember, you're a grown man.
00:24:36You wish.
00:24:42Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:45I've got some breakfast for you.
00:24:47I'm not hungry.
00:24:49I'm not hungry.
00:24:51I'm not hungry.
00:24:53I'm not hungry.
00:24:55I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute he's ice cold.
00:25:14Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:16Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:32Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:46I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:49Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:53Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:56You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:22We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:28Ew!
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:51We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:55It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:01What are you talking about?
00:27:03I never said anything about...
00:27:05Save it.
00:27:07Proof's right here.
00:27:10And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:14Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:19I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:23I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:29Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:32Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:37They can?
00:27:39I never said that.
00:27:41Mia did.
00:27:43She's framing me with the texts that she sent.
00:27:46Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:50Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:59Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really?
00:28:03Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:05She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:08Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Take a deep breath.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:34Get off of me!
00:28:46You are so hot.
00:28:48Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:50No.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19No way, dude.
00:29:21I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:24She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:41What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:43You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:47Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:49Stop! Fuck you, dude! Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:14Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:37I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:46You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:50Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:53Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:58You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out and don't come back.
00:31:13Help!
00:31:15Help!
00:31:20Help!
00:31:31You saved me.
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:55Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:59Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:02Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:19Fuck you.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:29Good. Explain. Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me. We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:30OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:34I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:45Ew, spare me the visual. I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:49Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:53He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:56But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:00More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:03The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:07Except for the one about you.
00:34:09I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:12That's true.
00:34:14Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:28Is that true?
00:34:32It's true.
00:34:34I liked you.
00:34:37Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:39I mean, really.
00:34:40All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:43So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:46Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:51I guess you can't.
00:34:53There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:02I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:04But when I really think about it,
00:35:06I can't stop thinking about it.
00:35:07It was a long time ago.
00:35:09But when I really think about it,
00:35:11I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:13I really did.
00:35:18I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:26It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:34Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows to you.
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:36:08She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:10My turn.
00:36:21Hm. No smoke.
00:36:23Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:29Where is it?
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:33I don't know.
00:36:35I don't know.
00:36:37I don't know.
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:59If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:03Get off of me.
00:37:05Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:07What's a little peck?
00:37:11Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:13Remember that six-peck you bought me
00:37:15for doing the deed?
00:37:21Hey, Jules.
00:37:23Jules.
00:37:24You're a pig.
00:37:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:40I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:42But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:44You have feelings for me?
00:37:46Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:48You do?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:55Ridiculous.
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me
00:37:58really happy.
00:38:00Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:02I broke your trust.
00:38:04And when that video was leaked,
00:38:06my trust was broken, too.
00:38:08What do you mean?
00:38:10I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:12and now I'm saying I would do anything
00:38:14to try again.
00:38:16Do you want to get back together?
00:38:19You said no feelings.
00:38:21Yeah, you're right.
00:38:25So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:26Tell me you want to break the rules
00:38:28and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:41Well, it looks like our favorite couple
00:38:43survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:47Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:49I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:51Mm-hmm.
00:38:53Her parents lost all their money
00:38:54after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:56And the only reason why I know that
00:38:58is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:00that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:02Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:39:04so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:10You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:18It's not that easy.
00:39:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look,
00:39:26if I don't get the money,
00:39:28I'll lose everything.
00:39:30What do you mean?
00:39:32I mean Mia and I
00:39:34want to take you shopping!
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer
00:39:40a very important question.
00:39:42I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:44but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:46and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:48or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:40:12to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:16once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:18Dude, the Lehman internship
00:40:20is the hardest internship
00:40:22in the country.
00:40:24It was tailored for sigmas,
00:40:26like me.
00:40:28The internship is mine.
00:40:30Believe me,
00:40:32Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:34Or at least until the end of the summer
00:40:36and I have to pay up.
00:40:43If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered
00:40:47finally came in.
00:40:50Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm going to go try this on!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03No, I used the measurements
00:41:05that you gave me.
00:41:07No, you didn't.
00:41:09That's impossible.
00:41:11It doesn't fit.
00:41:13Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:15What are you doing?
00:41:17I'm shopping.
00:41:19Do you not remember me?
00:41:20She can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24But what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:31You're right.
00:41:33I have better things to do
00:41:35than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:37That's it. You're out.
00:41:39Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:41Excuse me.
00:41:43I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:45Trash?
00:41:47That's my girlfriend.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor
00:41:53to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:42:00My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try
00:42:05this dress on first.
00:42:07No way, this is mine!
00:42:09Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:11No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:13Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:21What do you think?
00:42:26Noah?
00:42:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:32Of course.
00:42:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:43Is it too big?
00:42:45No, it's not too big.
00:42:47It's too small.
00:42:48I guess.
00:42:50Is it too expensive?
00:42:52No.
00:42:54It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:11Thank you, Noah.
00:43:14You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:37I would never.
00:43:39Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:44Whatever, Mia.
00:43:58See? Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:16Don't call the police.
00:44:18This is all my fault.
00:44:20No, it's not.
00:44:21Yes, it is.
00:44:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:31It's a waste of money.
00:44:33Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:42Please and thank you.
00:44:51Good to see you.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:45:04Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:19I dumped her, okay?
00:45:21It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:33I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:35By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:37and never come back to the Summer House.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:41And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:42you're off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:09Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:11Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:13unless it's with me.
00:46:24Hey.
00:46:29Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:31I don't know.
00:46:33Jules.
00:46:35You didn't answer my question.
00:46:37About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money.
00:46:51I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:59I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here.
00:47:10Put this on.
00:47:12I entered us into a lock dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid,
00:47:20you can just back out now.
00:47:25You're on.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:05Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:07will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:10And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:35Come on!
00:48:37Come on!
00:48:39Come on!
00:48:41Come on!
00:49:05Come on!
00:49:07Come on!
00:49:16Top that!
00:49:31Top that!
00:49:35Top that!
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:50:05Wow!
00:50:17Yo!
00:50:19Jason!
00:50:21Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:50:23Now!
00:50:25I got you.
00:50:29Here's a tip.
00:50:31And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:35Mia!
00:50:42As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:47I can deal with public humiliation,
00:50:49but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:50:55Jewels, wait.
00:50:59I'm sorry.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:03I'm sorry.
00:51:06You look upset.
00:51:09What are you, my therapist?
00:51:11Fuck off!
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:17Jewels.
00:51:19I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:25What is that?
00:51:27A good time.
00:51:29Come on, Jewels.
00:51:31Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:36Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:40Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:05Change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:11Have you seen Jewels?
00:52:13I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:15Emmett was with her.
00:52:18That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:35We both know you want this.
00:52:37Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:41Back off.
00:52:43Relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:51I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:55This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:57Oh yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:52:59Jewels?
00:53:01Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:03Noah!
00:53:05Help me!
00:53:09Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:23Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:57You look like shit.
00:53:59Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:54:01All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:04Hey!
00:54:06Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:13Leah, stop.
00:54:16I'm sorry.
00:54:18I'm sorry.
00:54:20I'm sorry.
00:54:22I'm sorry.
00:54:24I'm sorry.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad.
00:54:28It's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:34Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:47Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:54:52I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:56Go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:19Let me help you.
00:55:27I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:41I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:44I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:47Really.
00:55:49I didn't take them.
00:55:51You didn't take the pills?
00:55:57You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:00It's twice as fun.
00:56:02And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:11What are you trying to give me?
00:56:17Rocky Road.
00:56:20Ow.
00:56:22Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:24And this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:31I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:48I gotta show you something.
00:56:57I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:05And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:13It worked.
00:57:27I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:30Stop breathing.
00:57:33I need you.
00:57:35Now.
00:57:40What if somebody sees?
00:57:42Everybody's at the club.
00:57:45I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:56Okay.
00:58:24Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56Thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:40I'll distract Mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy! Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:24Mom, hi!
01:00:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:33To propose!
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:58What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:05Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Mom, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:18Yes!
01:01:19It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa!
01:01:29My second mommy!
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's weird.
01:02:20Water.
01:02:22Water.
01:02:23I need water!
01:02:25Jules.
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:35Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40No.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:44Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:47I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50Oh, that's enough.
01:02:51I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Woo!
01:02:54Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:56Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:02:59No way.
01:03:00You gave her those?
01:03:01I didn't give them.
01:03:02She found them.
01:03:03Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:05Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:07She hates you already.
01:03:08What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:12Where did she go?
01:03:17Woo!
01:03:27Woo!
01:03:29Woo!
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:38Oh, wait, no.
01:03:40Help!
01:03:42I'm drowning!
01:03:44Mia, save me!
01:03:45Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:11You saved me.
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:45Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:49You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:55I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings.
01:05:00Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:11I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:13I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:46Come with me.
01:05:51I want to give you the money.
01:05:54Not as your boss.
01:05:56As your boyfriend.
01:05:58Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:02I don't know what to say.
01:06:07Just let me take care of you.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:02After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But after you saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is,
01:07:17welcome to the family!
01:07:22Wait.
01:07:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:29I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:34Adios.
01:07:37Bye, Mom.
01:07:41I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:45Good luck with that.
01:07:47I don't need luck.
01:07:49I have a really big brain.
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:15Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:22Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:29They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:31so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:34That's cheating.
01:08:36Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:41I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:49I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:52I know, I know.
01:08:53But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:59What up, lovebirds?
01:09:02Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:05You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:10Who are you?
01:09:12I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:24Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:44Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:11And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:10:18Interview starts now.
01:10:20Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:26Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:29That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:38That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:41He's a total clown.
01:10:43Andrew is a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:54But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:11:22Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:28No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:37Everybody!
01:11:39Let's get the party started!
01:11:45Grab your bag.
01:11:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:58There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so... beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me.
01:12:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:20I know.
01:12:24How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here. The happy little couple.
01:12:34From soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:49Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02That's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:11You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:43I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Bitch.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:15Come on.
01:14:17There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:19The boys share their toys.
01:14:22And I want to play with you.
01:14:24I don't want to be played with.
01:14:26If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:30The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:34Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:38What do I have to do?
01:14:41Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, perv.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:53You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:14:58Mia.
01:15:00A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:04I want to be with Jules.
01:15:06Why do you like her so much?
01:15:08I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:23Found your girlfriend.
01:15:25If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:28Yes.
01:15:30And it's the only way you'd get him.
01:15:32We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:35My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:38Wait.
01:15:40Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:42I know where I recognize you.
01:15:44I know where I recognize you.
01:15:46I know where I recognize you.
01:15:48I know where I recognize you.
01:15:50I know where I recognize you.
01:15:52I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:56You were great.
01:15:58Just one kiss.
01:16:00That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:07Don't play hard to get!
01:16:15Get off of her.
01:16:20Get off of her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:24Then you can take your turn.
01:16:26If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:28You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit.
01:16:33You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:35Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:37Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:39than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:46You want to mess with me?
01:16:48Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know
01:16:50that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:25about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters because it makes it clear
01:17:40that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:42You're fired.
01:17:44Get out of my house.
01:17:57You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:00I'm going to get you.
01:18:02I'm going to get you.
01:18:04I'm going to get you.
01:18:06I'm going to get you.
01:18:08I'm going to get you.
01:18:09I'm going to get you, bitch.
01:18:14You never belonged with us,
01:18:16and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you, and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28This has everything to do with me.
01:18:35I planted the camera in your room,
01:18:37and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:18:41and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:49You thought you were better than me,
01:18:52but I always win.
01:18:54All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:08Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:12It's too late.
01:19:19Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:23Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:27That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:30You lose everything.
01:19:32Oh, God.
01:19:34Karen, can I help you?
01:19:36What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:39My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:43I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:19:49I'm sorry.
01:19:51I'm sorry.
01:19:53I'm sorry.
01:19:55I'm sorry.
01:19:57I'm sorry.
01:19:59I'm sorry.
01:20:01I'm sorry.
01:20:03Do you need anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:27I never want to see this check again.
01:20:34Miss me?
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Get lost.
01:20:47I deserve that.
01:20:51Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:20:54And I think you'll really like it.
01:20:57I'm sorry.
01:21:00I'm sorry.
01:21:01I think you'll really like it.
01:21:07Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:11This morning I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:16Look at the name on the title.
01:21:20Oh, my God.
01:21:22You put it under my name.
01:21:25It's yours, Jules.
01:21:27It's all yours.
01:21:28But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:21:58Okay.
01:22:10What are you doing here?
01:22:12Noah told me to come.
01:22:14Really?
01:22:16How pathetic.
01:22:18Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:25When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:29But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:32And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:36I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:40Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:45Mia! Jules!
01:22:47I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:20Okay. Fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:44Daddy!
01:23:46Bye, Mia.
01:23:49If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:50I appreciate it.
01:23:52That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:57Everybody!
01:24:00What is he doing?
01:24:04I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:11And here are my secrets.
01:24:15I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:17I do.
01:24:18And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:21and I was so scared, I just left it there.
01:24:25And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:27Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:30And I have one more secret.
01:24:34Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:41And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:43Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:44I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:49Yes, Noah.
01:24:51I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:53Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:55It's part of your charm.
01:24:57I love you.
01:24:59I love you right back.
01:25:07Everybody!
01:25:09Let's get this party started!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!