Cohabinating Lover - Full
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:12I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:16No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try. I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:34Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52No, no, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole, this is my door!
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:00Water out there!
00:01:02I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:12Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment.
00:01:19To both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:22Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:36You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41Take my credit card.
00:01:43What?
00:01:44How?
00:01:45How?
00:01:46How?
00:01:47Well, well, well.
00:01:48Can I have the apartment now?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50No.
00:01:51I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:01:52Same as you.
00:01:53Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:01:54Oh, please.
00:01:55Call me Andy.
00:01:56Andy.
00:01:57Andy!
00:01:58How could you be this cruel?
00:01:59First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:06Fortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:08Oh, please, call me Andy.
00:02:13Andy!
00:02:14How could you be this cruel?
00:02:17First, you leave me at the altar,
00:02:20and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:23You know, I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:25Are you two?
00:02:26No, no, no, no, I don't know this woman.
00:02:28I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:31We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April.
00:02:34And our first date was on the pier.
00:02:37You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:39An octo-what?
00:02:41Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:43Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you,
00:02:44I have to abide by policy, and I...
00:02:47It's just...
00:02:49I'm pregnant!
00:02:52You can't abandon me on the streets
00:02:55with a baby on the way.
00:02:57No, no, no, no, no, you can't believe a word she is saying.
00:03:08She is crazy!
00:03:09Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé,
00:03:13I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:17Since you both paid a deposit,
00:03:19the first two months' rent's covered.
00:03:20Okay, who are you?
00:03:26You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:29Really hurts, Andy.
00:03:35Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:03:36Today was my wedding day,
00:03:37and I just really couldn't go through with it,
00:03:39so I ran.
00:03:40Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:41My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:42Oh, my bank account is probably joined, too.
00:03:44Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:45Okay, what is your name?
00:03:49Corinne!
00:03:50Corinne Car...
00:03:51Um...
00:03:52Carter.
00:03:54Okay, Corinne.
00:03:56You know, you seem really nice and sane and all,
00:03:59but emergency or not,
00:04:00you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:03Your apartment?
00:04:05Well, you did hear her, right?
00:04:07I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:09Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:04:13You're broke.
00:04:13I will figure it out, okay?
00:04:16Just relax.
00:04:22No, don't...
00:04:23Don't do this, Andy.
00:04:24Look, this is a bad idea.
00:04:25You don't even know her.
00:04:26Why would you feel bad for her?
00:04:27It makes no sense.
00:04:30Hmm.
00:04:31Uh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:44Magic Mike?
00:04:49I think you lost something there.
00:04:51Magic Mike?
00:04:52Well, on the contrary.
00:04:54I'm making myself at home.
00:04:57This is my apartment.
00:04:59So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:02Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:05:05You've never lived with a guy before, uh...
00:05:09You might want to back down.
00:05:11I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:12Rest assured, despite this tempting face and this nice body,
00:05:32I will be just fine.
00:05:34The real question is whether you will be.
00:05:41Um, what, uh...
00:05:44What's this book?
00:05:47Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:50I'm cleaning this one.
00:05:59What?
00:05:59Do something else for her.
00:06:00No, I wanted that room.
00:06:02Ah, come on.
00:06:03It gets the good light and everything.
00:06:05It should have been faster, then.
00:06:15Hey, Corinne.
00:06:17I heard what happened.
00:06:18So sorry.
00:06:19No, it's okay, Monica.
00:06:21I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:06:23It was my choice, after all.
00:06:24That's good to hear.
00:06:26So, I sent your severance package to your personal email.
00:06:29Your work email was deactivated.
00:06:31Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:33My...what?
00:06:34Your severance package.
00:06:36Did your dad not...
00:06:37He's firing me?
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:43I would love to help you, but your dad threatened me.
00:06:45Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:47No, it's...
00:06:48It's okay, Monica.
00:06:49I...
00:06:49I got an apartment.
00:06:51At least there's somewhere to live.
00:06:53Well, that's good.
00:06:54How's the new place?
00:06:56It's...
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:59God, my roommate.
00:07:00He is kind of an asshole, but he's fine.
00:07:03He?
00:07:03You're living with a guy?
00:07:05Yeah, it's a really long story.
00:07:07Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:09Well, is he hot at least?
00:07:10Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:15Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:07:17I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:19I've got to go.
00:07:20I'm really sorry, Corey.
00:07:22I'll catch you later.
00:07:23Bye.
00:07:23And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:07:31Okay, great.
00:07:40I ran, hurry up.
00:07:41I'll need to pee.
00:07:42Sorry, what did you say?
00:07:52It's allowed in here.
00:07:54Look, get out.
00:07:55I need to pee.
00:07:58Yeah, no, just take your time.
00:08:00It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:08:02Look, I have got a job interview,
00:08:04and I've got to look my best.
00:08:05Okay?
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:12Hello?
00:08:13What are you still doing in here?
00:08:14I am not done with my hair.
00:08:17You can go ahead.
00:08:18I'm not going to look.
00:08:19Are you insane?
00:08:20I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:08:22Wow.
00:08:23I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:08:26I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:08:28I'm serious.
00:08:29I'm going to be late for work.
00:08:32Okay, fine.
00:08:34Catch you later.
00:08:37Okay, get it together, Andy.
00:08:38She's just your roommate.
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:45Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself, and with a sharp wit
00:08:53like that, you will fit right in here at turn time.
00:08:57Where can you start?
00:08:58I can actually start right now.
00:09:00Excellent.
00:09:01The boss will love you.
00:09:04He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:09I can introduce you.
00:09:10We thought it would be perfect.
00:09:12Let's go.
00:09:13Great.
00:09:16Come on in.
00:09:20I'm a...
00:09:21Corinne.
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:24The promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:09:26I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:32So, this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:41Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:46Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:49Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:51I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:53And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:57Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:01Okay, well then, how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:10:05It's easy.
00:10:06Go find a job somewhere else.
00:10:07Leave.
00:10:11Ugh!
00:10:20Oh, my God!
00:10:23I am so sorry.
00:10:23I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:27Oh!
00:10:28Are you reading Abracus?
00:10:30I love this book.
00:10:31I read it in high school.
00:10:32Oh, really?
00:10:32I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:35Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:37I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:39Please, step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:42No worries at all.
00:10:43I was early.
00:10:43I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:47I feel good about turn-time media already.
00:10:50You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:53Well, actually...
00:10:54Uh, yes.
00:10:56This is Corinne.
00:10:57She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:59It's her first day.
00:11:00It is?
00:11:04It is?
00:11:05Yep.
00:11:06It is.
00:11:07Go wait in the break room.
00:11:09I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:11You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:12I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:15Ow!
00:11:15I'm Corinne.
00:11:25I'm new to the team.
00:11:39We saw.
00:11:41You really put on a show out there.
00:11:45Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:46Oh, wait.
00:11:47Are you the coffee girl?
00:11:48You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:50We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:53I'll make you some.
00:11:54Summer.
00:11:55So, what were your names again?
00:12:08Lilia.
00:12:09Welcome to Turntide Media.
00:12:11Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:23What the hell happened to you?
00:12:39I...
00:12:39It was the coffee machine.
00:12:42Super finicky.
00:12:44Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:46You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:48Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:51Here.
00:12:55Take my card.
00:12:57Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:59We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:13:00You can't go looking like that.
00:13:02No, I couldn't take you.
00:13:04No, take it.
00:13:05I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:08Take it, Corinne.
00:13:11Alright then.
00:13:13So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:16See you.
00:13:19Have fun.
00:13:20I will.
00:13:21Bye.
00:13:48What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:50Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon?
00:14:05Using somebody else's money.
00:14:07Fuck.
00:14:08Perfect.
00:14:08I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:12My bank called me.
00:14:13They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:15Oh my God.
00:14:15What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:16I'm so sorry.
00:14:17I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:18I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:19This...
00:14:20This is how you shop?
00:14:21Uh, high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:23I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:26Look, I won't return everything.
00:14:28I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:30It's...
00:14:30It's somewhere.
00:14:32Um, I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:36Corinne, just...
00:14:38I'm not happy about how this happened, but don't go to the trouble.
00:14:43It's whatever.
00:14:44Now, come on.
00:14:44We have to go meet with that client, so chop chop.
00:14:48Whatever?
00:14:48You're not mad?
00:14:50I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me, but it turns out you are just
00:14:53completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:56Hey!
00:14:56Am I wrong?
00:14:58Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:15:00Look, just forget it.
00:15:01It's not a big deal.
00:15:07Ten thousand dollars down the drain, and it's just...
00:15:10Whatever?
00:15:14Is he like...
00:15:18Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kempner.
00:15:24Rush-iron traffic.
00:15:25No matter, boy.
00:15:29Now, who do we have here?
00:15:31Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:32I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:15:35Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:38She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:40If I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes, I'd have given you the
00:15:47deal right then.
00:15:48Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but I would hope it's for
00:15:58less superficial reasons, but I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:03How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:04Tell you what, Miss, uh, Karen, uh, Carla?
00:16:15Have a nightcap with me later, and the deal is yours.
00:16:19Excuse me?
00:16:22Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:26You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:28Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, and you're probably too drunk to even
00:16:35realize, but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I don't play nice with men like you, so why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of
00:16:41me?
00:16:44You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you want our business or not?
00:16:49Well, you mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer's no.
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:10Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:12I do now.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:19How to dust.
00:17:49Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:02Hmm.
00:18:10Shit!
00:18:13Uh, uh, okay.
00:18:16What are you doing in my...
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:22What did you do?
00:18:23It was an accident.
00:18:24I barely touched it.
00:18:25It just, it just fell.
00:18:26You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog!
00:18:29An accident!
00:18:30Look, I am so sorry.
00:18:34I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:18:36No.
00:18:36No!
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:37Get out.
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:44Get out!
00:18:46Wait, you can't kick me out.
00:18:47This is my apartment, too.
00:18:48I'll make sure you get the deposit back.
00:18:50Leave!
00:18:50Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy!
00:18:56Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:18:59Andy!
00:18:59Andy!
00:19:07I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:11No more roommates.
00:19:12Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:29Karin!
00:19:44Karin!
00:19:44Okay, I guess this is too.
00:20:14Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:23Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:25It's a first.
00:20:26Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:30Tea.
00:20:31I'm just in mourning already.
00:20:34Nice pajamas.
00:20:36Just leave me alone.
00:20:39Corinne, can I see you in my office, please?
00:21:02Go home and change.
00:21:04I thought you evicted me.
00:21:07Half of the office has already seen me like this.
00:21:10Don't you want to change?
00:21:14No.
00:21:15That's not a good idea.
00:21:19This is not a good idea.
00:21:44It's just not there yet.
00:21:46Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:48You mean since this morning?
00:21:51No.
00:21:52How unprofessional.
00:21:59Corinne?
00:22:02Corinne?
00:22:05Hey, are you okay?
00:22:20Hey, are you okay?
00:22:39Corinne.
00:22:43Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:45Why?
00:22:46No, you have a fever.
00:22:48Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:58Hey, come on, take this.
00:23:01Come on.
00:23:09I'll let you sleep.
00:23:12I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:18Why am I naked?
00:23:19No.
00:23:20Why am I naked?
00:23:21No.
00:23:22Why am I naked?
00:23:23No.
00:23:24Why am I naked?
00:23:25No.
00:23:26Why am I naked?
00:23:27No.
00:23:28No.
00:23:29Why am I naked?
00:23:30No.
00:23:31No.
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00:23:54No.
00:23:55Relax. I am familiar with the human body, not even have one of my own, but you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:24:04Yeah, no, I've seen enough of you, thank you very much. Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:13Are you feeling better?
00:24:15I think so. But I'm starving.
00:24:19There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:25You got muffins?
00:24:29They were a gift from a client. Don't eat them all.
00:24:33Uh-huh.
00:24:39Who the hell are you?
00:24:41Who the hell are you?
00:24:43What are you doing in Andy's apartment? Are you the maid or something?
00:24:47Excuse you, I live here, and you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:51I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:57I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:59Uh, not my fiancée.
00:25:01Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:25:06Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:09Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:11Oh, damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:15You ghosted her?
00:25:17Ooh, that is so bad.
00:25:21You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:23Ooh, that is really bad, too.
00:25:25God, I would just cut it now.
00:25:27Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:29Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:33Well, actually, yes.
00:25:36What?
00:25:37Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:43Well, I guess his apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:46Excuse you.
00:25:47Come on, Andy.
00:25:49Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:50You know we belong together.
00:25:52No.
00:25:53Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:54You're not serious!
00:25:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:57I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:05How many girls are kind of knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:13How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:15Shut up!
00:26:16It's none of your business!
00:26:18My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:22How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:27Mrs. Rhodes.
00:26:32It's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:36Who's your guest?
00:26:38Oh, Andrew.
00:26:40This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:42Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:43The one and only.
00:26:46Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:49Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:57What?
00:26:58Did I do something wrong?
00:27:00Why are you here?
00:27:01Again?
00:27:02To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:06Andy, Mr. Carlton, can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:10Come on now.
00:27:11Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:13I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:16Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:18No.
00:27:19You know what?
00:27:20You are going to hear him out.
00:27:21Now let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:22Come on now.
00:27:23What are you looking for?
00:27:38I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:43You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:45Oh.
00:27:46Somebody's about to get in trouble.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:50It's not super cool.
00:27:52Mom, don't you know, I think it's supposed to be in trouble?
00:27:53Mom!
00:27:54Mom!
00:27:55Dad?
00:27:56What are you doing?
00:27:57Uh, not for now, but uh, we're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:28:01Please.
00:28:03Dad?
00:28:04What are you doing?
00:28:05What are you doing?
00:28:06Dad?
00:28:07Dad?
00:28:08Dad?
00:28:09Dad?
00:28:10Dad?
00:28:11Dad?
00:28:12Dad, Dad?
00:28:13Dad?
00:28:14Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
00:28:15Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
00:28:16So, what brings you here today?
00:28:19The Carlton Group. We are very interested in acquiring...
00:28:29Excuse me?
00:28:31Sorry, I, um, stubbed my toe.
00:28:35Please, continue.
00:28:36Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:41Uh, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton.
00:28:45But we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:48I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup,
00:28:51and I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:53I, I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:55I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:29:02Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:08I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:29:14Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:17I mean, you're an ad agency. That's your job, right?
00:29:20Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:27And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:29Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:35Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:39Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:42Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:45But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:50You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:52What is it? Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:56I only have one daughter, Chloe.
00:30:06I only have one daughter, Chloe.
00:30:09Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:15We're also bidding on that deal.
00:30:18You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:20How do you know about that?
00:30:21That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:24I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:27If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:36But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:42All right.
00:30:46Deal.
00:30:47Ah, all right.
00:30:48Bam!
00:30:49I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:53Oh.
00:31:04Oh, my God.
00:31:05So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:11Well, I will see you later.
00:31:12No, no, no.
00:31:13What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:15I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:18And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:23You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:29Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:34Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:38You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:40You're making the right choice.
00:31:41I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:49If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:51You deserve it.
00:31:52I do.
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:54Oh.
00:31:55Walk of shame?
00:31:56Hey, congrats, man.
00:31:57On what?
00:31:58She's a 10 for sure.
00:31:59Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:04If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:11All right.
00:32:12Damn, man.
00:32:13Forget I said anything.
00:32:14Oh, man.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:16Oh, man.
00:32:17Oh, man.
00:32:18Oh, man.
00:32:19Oh, man.
00:32:20Oh, man.
00:32:21Oh, man.
00:32:22Oh, man.
00:32:23Oh, man.
00:32:24Oh, man.
00:32:25Oh, man.
00:32:26Oh, man.
00:32:27Oh, man.
00:32:28Oh, man.
00:32:29Oh, man.
00:32:30Oh, man.
00:32:31Oh, man.
00:32:32Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:42No, not a problem.
00:32:43We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:45I think if...
00:32:47Let me call you back.
00:32:50Bob.
00:32:51Vince.
00:32:52To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:54Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:57We're here to escort you.
00:32:59Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:01I have a really busy schedule today.
00:33:03And also, I'm not getting married.
00:33:04Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:08Very.
00:33:09Did my dad send them?
00:33:11Well, I'm just...
00:33:13Guys.
00:33:14Hey!
00:33:15Let him go!
00:33:16Oh!
00:33:17Whoa!
00:33:18Whoa!
00:33:23You didn't need to do that.
00:33:25I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:27Be safe.
00:33:28Get pepper spray.
00:33:29Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:30Oh, I think you've got some on my shirt.
00:33:32Oh, it's fine.
00:33:33I'll do laundry.
00:33:34Now?
00:33:35I can do laundry.
00:33:36I think.
00:33:37I can do laundry.
00:33:38I think.
00:33:40I can do laundry.
00:33:41I can do laundry.
00:33:42Oh yeah.
00:33:43And my show goes out.
00:33:47Oh
00:34:17Oh, it burns, it burns, it burns
00:34:37The other nail
00:34:42This one, thank you
00:34:47Come on
00:34:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:34:59Spoon?
00:35:00Microwave?
00:35:01No
00:35:02No
00:35:05Here
00:35:12Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it
00:35:17Oh
00:35:20Wax or oil
00:35:29Close enough
00:35:30Hey!
00:35:42Did you cook?
00:35:43Yeah
00:35:45And I used a recipe
00:35:47Oh, and the best part is
00:35:48I clean the floors
00:35:52I clean the floors
00:35:54You what?
00:35:56Look, I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and getting a job
00:36:01And it's Saturday
00:36:02So I clean the floors
00:36:05Thank you
00:36:06Looks great in here
00:36:07And it smells great too
00:36:09Yeah, well get over here before it gets cold
00:36:16Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:19Uh, soap?
00:36:21Oh, and then I polished them with oil
00:36:25Olive oil
00:36:27I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:29No
00:36:30Not the right kind of oil
00:36:32We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet
00:36:36Yeah
00:36:38Oh
00:36:40Okay, I have to go
00:36:42Come on, right here
00:36:44Okay, well move your foot
00:36:45Oh God
00:36:47That was a good idea
00:36:48Wait!
00:36:49Oh my God
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:05Oh
00:37:09Oh my God
00:37:11It smells so good
00:37:12It smells so good
00:37:13It smells really great
00:37:17I should...
00:37:18Brussels sprouts
00:37:19Yeah, I'll go get the...
00:37:20The donuts
00:37:21Yeah, yeah
00:37:22Yeah, you do that
00:37:23Okay
00:37:28Okay, new house rule
00:37:30No more chores without supervision
00:37:32Hey, dinner was edible
00:37:40Need a hand over there?
00:37:42No
00:37:48Ha!
00:37:49I'm all powerful
00:37:51Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise
00:37:53But...
00:37:54Sure
00:37:56I am really, really sorry about that
00:37:58There's...
00:37:59There's a lot I need to learn
00:38:01Yeah
00:38:03There's a lot that you do know
00:38:04Yeah
00:38:05Like how to escape a wedding
00:38:07Well, I saw those heels
00:38:08That could not have been easy
00:38:09Okay
00:38:10If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:17I'd be like a spider monkey
00:38:19Ooh
00:38:20Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:21He'd jump, I don't know, X
00:38:22Come on
00:38:23X!
00:38:27You know my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste
00:38:33Actually
00:38:35But...
00:38:38She didn't teach us anything useful
00:38:40Like how to cook or clean or live independently
00:38:44I mean I never really liked those lessons anyway
00:38:47I was always just questioning everything
00:38:49My sister was really good at it though
00:38:51And then at some point they just stopped trying
00:38:54So you have a sister?
00:38:56Yeah
00:38:57Older
00:38:59Chloe
00:39:00She is the definition of golden child
00:39:06Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly
00:39:09Obi
00:39:11Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister
00:39:17Who was only really good for one thing
00:39:20Marriage
00:39:23And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good
00:39:27I see
00:39:28An arranged marriage
00:39:31You don't really seem that surprised
00:39:33Uh, yeah, it uh, happened to a friend of mine
00:39:37Oh
00:39:39Yeah
00:39:41I only met him like once before the wedding
00:39:44So weird
00:39:45Well you know what, I'm glad you ran away
00:39:48Fuck em
00:39:49Yeah?
00:39:53Yeah?
00:39:54Yeah
00:39:56Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life
00:39:59I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:02I don't pick up on things easily
00:40:04You're smart, Corinne
00:40:06Scary smart, sometimes
00:40:07Sometimes
00:40:09And I think that you just need to show them
00:40:12That you can live just as good of a life
00:40:13Now you know what, hell
00:40:14Better
00:40:16On your own terms
00:40:18And you're not alone
00:40:23Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:25No, I'm sorry, I just
00:40:27I just really want to kiss you
00:40:29I just really want to kiss you
00:40:30No, no, no, no
00:40:56Why?
00:40:57That better be something in your pocket
00:41:01Ugh, what are you imagining?
00:41:03Oh god
00:41:09Uh, we should
00:41:11Yeah, help
00:41:12Anything else, okay
00:41:14Okay, yep
00:41:16Was I snoring?
00:41:18You know, I'm gonna get some water
00:41:19I'm gonna get some water
00:41:20Okay
00:41:22This apartment is depressing, you know that?
00:41:24The only thing you own is action figures and video games
00:41:30That is the definition of delinquency
00:41:34Excuse me?
00:41:35Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:37Where's the decor?
00:41:39The books?
00:41:41The books?
00:41:43I don't read books, it's the 21st century
00:41:44Who owns books?
00:41:46Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:48Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Cory
00:41:51Okay, this is unacceptable
00:41:53You need to read, Andy
00:41:55How can you be the founder of a media company
00:41:58If you don't read?
00:42:00I listen to podcasts
00:42:02I gotta go run some errands
00:42:04I'll be home later
00:42:06Okay, you can just do whatever you want
00:42:08Unless you're asking me for permission
00:42:09In that case
00:42:10No
00:42:17Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:26John?
00:42:32John?
00:42:34So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:37No, no, um
00:42:39This is my home
00:42:41Home
00:42:43Very funny
00:42:44This is merely a month long tantrum
00:42:46Befitting of a brat
00:42:48Who is ungrateful as you
00:42:51Well, I like it
00:42:53When are you coming back?
00:42:54James did not like that stunt you pulled
00:42:57And you embarrassed us all
00:42:59And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's
00:43:01Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forget that
00:43:06How did you find me?
00:43:08Oh, please
00:43:09I hired a private investigator when you ran
00:43:12I've known about this place for weeks
00:43:14You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:18No!
00:43:20This is my life now, okay?
00:43:22I have worked for it, just leave me alone
00:43:24Cutting you off was your punishment
00:43:26It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't
00:43:28You are a Carlton
00:43:31Act like it!
00:43:33Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company
00:43:37While you are wasting our name
00:43:41The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife
00:43:46I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners
00:43:50You know what?
00:43:51My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset
00:43:57Boyfriend?
00:43:58What boyfriend?
00:44:00What boyfriend?
00:44:01Well his name is Andy
00:44:03And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator
00:44:07Now get out!
00:44:09Don't regret this little girl
00:44:10Oh!
00:44:11Andy?
00:44:12What are you doing here?
00:44:13Um...
00:44:15I pass by this place everyday
00:44:16You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about
00:44:31Aw, did my comment get to you? We thought it's so sweet!
00:44:32No!
00:44:33No, I'm not buying anything
00:44:34Huh!
00:44:36No!
00:44:37I am!
00:44:38Hold this!
00:44:39Classic!
00:44:40Little women!
00:44:41Little women!
00:44:42Are they like Tinkerbell?
00:44:43They are full sized!
00:44:44You two are building quite the library there!
00:44:45Oh!
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:48Oh!
00:44:49Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:52Oh!
00:44:53Oh!
00:44:54Oh!
00:44:55Oh!
00:44:56Oh!
00:44:57Oh!
00:44:58Oh!
00:44:59Oh!
00:45:00Oh!
00:45:01Oh!
00:45:02Oh!
00:45:03Oh!
00:45:04Oh!
00:45:05Oh!
00:45:06Oh!
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:08Oh!
00:45:09You two were build quite the library there!
00:45:12You two are building quite the library there!
00:45:14Oh!
00:45:15We're just getting started!
00:45:16No kidding!
00:45:17Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:20A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H Johnson...
00:45:25...which is why I'd be regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:28And only for $200...
00:45:31It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:35Ma'am...
00:45:36Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson. It may be her first full collection of her work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:43I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:48And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:51So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book, maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:58Well then.
00:45:59So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:10This one is my favorite!
00:46:12I've never heard of it.
00:46:15It is so juicy. High society affairs. Unrequited love. Plot twists.
00:46:22Oh, it is such a fun time. We have so many.
00:46:26Maybe next time.
00:46:50Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:53Who's this?
00:46:55This... he... is...
00:46:57James Prescott.
00:46:59Corinne's fiancé. And... you are?
00:47:02Andy Rhodes.
00:47:04You have a fiancé?
00:47:06Okay. You are not my fiancé, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:47:10Just because you left me at the altar, doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:15Oh, you're that guy!
00:47:17Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer.
00:47:19Yeah.
00:47:21Stay out of this.
00:47:23This is between me and her.
00:47:25She can make her own decisions.
00:47:27In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne?
00:47:29Did you change your mind?
00:47:31No. I didn't.
00:47:34Well, there you have it.
00:47:36No means no.
00:47:38And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:43And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:45Okay, look, man. I don't know what you think.
00:47:47Okay, guys. We are in public.
00:47:50James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:51This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:57There you go.
00:47:59Bye-bye now.
00:48:01Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:04I wonder what your father has to say about this, Gwen.
00:48:12His hair is really shiny.
00:48:17Did you get oat and my coffee?
00:48:22I'll get us.
00:48:23Oh my goodness!
00:48:29I miss you so much.
00:48:31Ditto. Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:34No.
00:48:36So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:38Yeah, Turnhide Media.
00:48:39Oh my god, let me give you a tour.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:44Ooh.
00:48:49It's the storm cloud.
00:48:50Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:52And now he's also my boss.
00:48:56But he's not normally like that, I wonder what happened.
00:48:59I think I might know.
00:49:01Someone published an expose on Turnhide Media.
00:49:04It's all over the news.
00:49:10Oh no.
00:49:11That's really bad.
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:13I'd better go.
00:49:14But dinner's here?
00:49:15Okay, yes, please.
00:49:16Good luck.
00:49:18Thanks.
00:49:21Well, that's a good start to the morning.
00:49:25I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:31What's going on?
00:49:33Didn't you hear?
00:49:35We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:37Apparently there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:41Oh shit.
00:49:42And the worst part, the Carlton group boosted the article immediately and said this is what happens when he let a bunch of money hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:51They gotta be behind him.
00:49:52Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:56Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:59No.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02What's gonna happen?
00:50:05As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turnhide.
00:50:09Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:17We have a mole?
00:50:21We have a mole?
00:50:23Too soon to say.
00:50:25But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:26Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:32I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:37I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:39We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:41Enough.
00:50:42I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:45The Goldfield pitch is coming up and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:49If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:50Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:53This pitch is life or death for Turnhide.
00:50:56So I'm gonna be presenting it.
00:51:02So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:51:08But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:12Yeah, I was five.
00:51:13You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:22I was levitating off the ground for a little bit. You know, that, that's considered flying.
00:51:28That's fair. He was.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:30He was.
00:51:31He was.
00:51:42Shall we?
00:51:44Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:46You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:48What the hell is happening?
00:51:55Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room. Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:02I don't know.
00:52:04Yeah, good for them.
00:52:08You're cute.
00:52:10Come on, waterbender.
00:52:12Let's go home.
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:16Well, I, for one, think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:52:24And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:29Excuse me.
00:52:33Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:35I'm just glad Corinne is doing well.
00:52:37She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:41But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:46She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:49They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:51They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:55She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:59Oh, wow.
00:53:01I had no idea.
00:53:07It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:10Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:16Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:22Wait, Andy is rich?
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:27Haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:53:34Rhodes hotels?
00:53:35I never even put it together.
00:53:36Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:38He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:43And, um...
00:53:45You and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:48And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:51Holy shit!
00:53:52Hey, girl.
00:53:53Okay, tell me everything.
00:53:55Masking in the afterglow?
00:53:57I don't kiss and tell.
00:53:58It was amazing.
00:53:5910 out of 10.
00:54:00But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:03You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:04Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:05Uh, yeah, sure.
00:54:06I could take a break.
00:54:07Okay, what?
00:54:08What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:16I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:30Did you know Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:33from one of the wealthiest families in the country.
00:54:35What did you say?
00:54:37Corinne, Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:40Rhodes, hotels.
00:54:42What?
00:54:43Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:48What would you say?
00:55:03Yes, I am the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:55:17Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:18You're a Carlton.
00:55:19The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and badmouthing me in the press.
00:55:23Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:24Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:26Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:55:29After everything we've been through.
00:55:31You know me, Andy, you know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:36What do you mean?
00:55:37Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:39Sorry, how is that relevant right now?
00:55:41How is that relevant?
00:55:42You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing?
00:55:47Well, at least I have an excuse.
00:55:48What's yours?
00:55:49Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:51No, no, I wasn't.
00:55:52Okay, well then why are you here?
00:55:54You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:56What, are you just pretending for fun?
00:55:58I am not here for fun.
00:56:00I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:56:02Everybody just expected me to join the family business.
00:56:04But I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:56:06Okay, well then why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:56:09Why don't you trust me?
00:56:10Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a-
00:56:12Could be what?!
00:56:13I thought that you could be after my money!
00:56:16I thought that you could be after my money!
00:56:18Okay, well, if that came out-
00:56:21Yeah, it fucking did!
00:56:23First I'm a traitor and now I'm a gold digger!
00:56:26You know what, you are just a real class-ass dandy!
00:56:28Oh, stop deflecting!
00:56:29You heard this from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office, no less, and you didn't say anything, I have every right to be angry!
00:56:36I chose freedom!
00:56:39And I lost everything because of it!
00:56:42Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:49I opened up to you about everything and you just turn around and throw it in my face!
00:56:54I even told you that my parents prefer my sister over me!
00:56:57And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal and yet you still don't do it!
00:57:02When?
00:57:03When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:57:05You suspect you're equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:12After living with her for weeks!
00:57:14You know what, it doesn't matter.
00:57:16I saw the door camera fridge.
00:57:18Eric Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:57:20Did you feed him information then?
00:57:27He was just trying to get me to come back!
00:57:30I have seen you lie, Corinne!
00:57:33It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:34Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble and I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I'm-
00:57:44That sounds like you already think I'm guilty. So be it.
00:57:57Oh, honey!
00:58:00I'll get the ice cream.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:08Enjoy.
00:58:09Hi, welcome!
00:58:14Corinne.
00:58:18Why did you ask me here, James?
00:58:20Cutting right to the chase.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:58:28Wait.
00:58:29You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:32Please.
00:58:33What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:36Your boy toy isn't who he says he is.
00:58:38Andy?
00:58:40I know.
00:58:41He's part of the Rhodes family. Big whoop.
00:58:44Not that, Corinne.
00:58:46He's engaged to this woman, Betty Kenden, 25.
00:58:51She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:53No, no, no.
00:58:54I met her.
00:58:55She's crazy.
00:58:56They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:59My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:59:03The wedding is set for me.
00:59:04Well, you're wrong.
00:59:06Who's your source?
00:59:07Okay, you know what?
00:59:23You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:59:26So just get to the point.
00:59:28The point is, Corinne, I know you love him, but you can't have him.
00:59:33He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:35This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:38A dream.
00:59:39Fuck you.
00:59:40What I can offer you is real.
00:59:42Yeah, what's that?
00:59:43Security.
00:59:44A home.
00:59:45Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:47You will be taken care of.
00:59:49Forever.
00:59:50You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:53Take some time.
00:59:55Think about it.
00:59:56I'll be waiting.
01:00:00Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy
01:00:04that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
01:00:07That was such a fun day, despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:12Oh, gosh.
01:00:13You know, you two made such a couple then, and now.
01:00:20Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
01:00:22This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:28Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:31Oh, no problem, dear.
01:00:32No problem, dear.
01:00:44Such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:45Yes.
01:00:46There he is.
01:00:49There he is.
01:01:01Fuck this.
01:01:05Excuse me.
01:01:06Excuse me.
01:01:12Is he taunting me?
01:01:13Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:15You know what?
01:01:16James is right.
01:01:17I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:22Corinne!
01:01:24What a coincidence.
01:01:26I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:29Would you like to join?
01:01:31Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:33Oh, did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over your makeup?
01:01:37How sad.
01:01:48Hello there.
01:01:49Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:51You're right.
01:01:53Imagine that.
01:01:54What will you do?
01:01:55You know what?
01:01:56I would like to propose a toast.
01:01:57To Turntide.
01:01:58And all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:01:59I am so proud of you.
01:02:00Cheers!
01:02:01Thanks, Mom.
01:02:02That means a lot.
01:02:03But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:06I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:08Uh, what's the matter?
01:02:10Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:11Listen, Mom, I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:12But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:14I'm a grown man now.
01:02:15I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:16propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:19I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:23What's the matter?
01:02:25Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:27Listen, Mom, I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:30But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:34I'm a grown man now.
01:02:35I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:37Andy?
01:02:40You know what?
01:02:40I'm tired of this.
01:02:41I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years, and all you do is reject me.
01:02:47I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:50What does she have that I don't?
01:02:52Who is she?
01:02:54She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:57Andy, is that true?
01:03:00She's just a roommate, and her name's Corinne.
01:03:03Betty, I can't marry you.
01:03:04And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:03:07I'm sorry.
01:03:09Fix it.
01:03:09I'm not going to call my parents.
01:03:11Andy, just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:20First you turned down the Carltons, and now the Camden's?
01:03:24God, what are you doing?
01:03:26Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:30Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:32They should be earned.
01:03:34And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:37You have known Betty your entire life, and our family approves of her.
01:03:41And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:47Do you understand?
01:03:47If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:52Oh, God.
01:03:53How dare you do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:59Do you want the same for your child?
01:04:02You are young, and I know what's best for you.
01:04:05And this is not over, and you will figure it out.
01:04:08Are you leaving?
01:04:22Yes.
01:04:23You could just keep the rest of my stuff, or throw it away.
01:04:26I don't really care.
01:04:27Is this about the other night?
01:04:29I mean, can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:31Do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:33You accused me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me,
01:04:37yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:39What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:42Enjoy married life.
01:04:45Oh, what?
01:04:46Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:48You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:52Why are you even mad?
01:04:54We're just roommates.
01:04:56What does it matter to you?
01:04:59Just roommates.
01:05:00You know, that's low, even for you, Andy.
01:05:03What?
01:05:04We had moments.
01:05:05The flirting.
01:05:06Always here to kiss, for God's sake.
01:05:07Wait, does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:09We were drinking.
01:05:10Right.
01:05:11Got it.
01:05:13Where are you going?
01:05:14None of your business.
01:05:15Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:05:17To James?
01:05:18And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:20I always was.
01:05:22If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:24What?
01:05:24After all of the progress you've made,
01:05:26the life that you've built for yourself through blood, sweat, and tears,
01:05:29you're just going to give it all away?
01:05:30Take the easy way out.
01:05:32You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:33What does it matter to you?
01:05:36We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:39Well, not anymore!
01:05:49Hmm, luckily decided to show up.
01:05:52You look tired.
01:05:53I'm here.
01:05:57Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:10We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:14Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core
01:06:18that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:19and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:22Through meticulous research,
01:06:24we have found that the two words
01:06:26most commonly associated with Goldfield
01:06:28is summer and taste.
01:06:31Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:42And that brings us to the slogan
01:06:44that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:48Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:52Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:59It's an impeccable presentation.
01:07:01Virtually flawless.
01:07:02We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:07:05That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:07:07On the surface, the ad is perfect,
01:07:09but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:12I mean, the taste of summer, come on,
01:07:14what does that even mean?
01:07:15I mean, it's...
01:07:17it's soulless.
01:07:19Right.
01:07:19Basic.
01:07:21And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:26And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:29Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:31As I mentioned, studies show that
01:07:33people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:36They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:39Ads like this are almost guaranteed
01:07:41to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:43It's a safe bet.
01:07:45You're well aware of the advantage
01:07:47of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:49Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:52Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:54I mean, we didn't take the risk
01:07:55of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:58to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:08:02Um, well, you know, I can, uh...
01:08:05We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:08:08Look, I don't want to give an ultimatum,
01:08:10but if you don't give us something impressive,
01:08:13like, right now, we're walking.
01:08:16Please, if you give us one more day,
01:08:17we can put together a presentation
01:08:18that is equally impressive.
01:08:20We don't want another presentation.
01:08:22We want a good idea.
01:08:23Miss...
01:08:30Corinne Carlton.
01:08:31Corinne Carlton?
01:08:33Isn't that, um...
01:08:35What are you doing?
01:08:38I can pitch.
01:08:41I can pitch.
01:08:44Well, then, go ahead.
01:08:49I recently had the misfortune
01:08:51of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:52And although it was my choice,
01:08:54it was still really hard.
01:08:57And most people think that
01:08:57when you're struggling,
01:08:59you're focused on the basics.
01:09:01Getting a job.
01:09:02Finding a safe place to live.
01:09:04Affording food and necessities.
01:09:07And surviving.
01:09:08And for the most part,
01:09:09that is...
01:09:10That's true.
01:09:11But in the in-between moments,
01:09:14when everything is just hitting you,
01:09:16you're just looking for comfort.
01:09:17Just about everywhere.
01:09:19You're looking for anything and everything
01:09:21that'll give you a sense of belonging
01:09:22that you used to have.
01:09:24And in one of those moments,
01:09:25someone gave me a gold-filled beer.
01:09:27I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:29You know, weak hands.
01:09:30But I couldn't believe how
01:09:39something so simple
01:09:41could mean so much.
01:09:43It was just a beer, but...
01:09:46You know, this
01:09:46may not resonate,
01:09:48but I keep thinking about this quote
01:09:49that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:51I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:53Life.
01:09:54You know?
01:09:55All I wanted to know
01:09:56was how to live in it.
01:09:57And if I found out
01:09:59how to live in it,
01:10:00then you learned
01:10:01from what it was all about.
01:10:04Goldfield.
01:10:05Live in it.
01:10:06The sun also rises.
01:10:08You'd have no way of knowing this,
01:10:10young lady,
01:10:10but our CEO
01:10:12is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:14If you were here right now,
01:10:15be over the moon.
01:10:17He'll love the idea of our ad
01:10:18referencing a favorite.
01:10:19Well, I can throw together
01:10:25some mock-outs
01:10:26by the end of the week.
01:10:28Excellent.
01:10:29We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:31Miss Carlton,
01:10:32you have a bright future here.
01:10:35That means a lot.
01:10:36Mr. Thompson,
01:10:57Mr. Fincher,
01:10:58please wait.
01:10:59What more is there to discuss?
01:11:01We made ourselves very clear.
01:11:03I don't know if you know this,
01:11:05but my father is Neil Martin.
01:11:08Okay, and?
01:11:09He's the largest supplier
01:11:11of wheat on the West Coast.
01:11:12A connection with him
01:11:14would be very beneficial
01:11:15for Goldfield.
01:11:17If you go back in there
01:11:18and tell my boss
01:11:19you're turning down
01:11:20Turn Tides Pitch
01:11:21and going with the Carlton Group,
01:11:22I can make that happen.
01:11:26If you had done
01:11:28any research into our company,
01:11:30Miss Martin,
01:11:31you'd know we produce
01:11:31our own wheat.
01:11:32Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:34Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes
01:11:36know that you're trying
01:11:37to bribe us
01:11:38on behalf of another company?
01:11:41How about
01:11:42if you do it,
01:11:44I'll give you a night
01:11:45you won't forget.
01:11:46Both of you.
01:11:47Mr. Rhodes,
01:11:54you need to control your people.
01:11:56Never in my entire career
01:11:57experience something
01:11:58so unprofessional.
01:11:59Is this your corporate culture?
01:12:02Absolutely not.
01:12:03And this is no longer
01:12:04an employee of Turn Tide.
01:12:06My sincerest apologies
01:12:07to both of you
01:12:08and we will make up
01:12:09for this violation tenfold.
01:12:11If you can come through
01:12:12like your all-star
01:12:13associate promised,
01:12:15maybe we can forget
01:12:16about this.
01:12:24Mr. Rhodes, please.
01:12:24What the fuck
01:12:26were you thinking?
01:12:28I've worked my ass off
01:12:29for this company.
01:12:31I was here
01:12:32when it was nothing.
01:12:33I should have been
01:12:34made a partner ages ago
01:12:35but you never even
01:12:36considered it.
01:12:37Ed Carlton
01:12:37offered me an executive role
01:12:40just for doing
01:12:40a small favor.
01:12:42So you betrayed us?
01:12:44Put the entire agency
01:12:46in jeopardy.
01:12:47If Corinne hadn't
01:12:47saved us back there,
01:12:48the-
01:12:48Please!
01:12:49I could have done
01:12:50the same thing.
01:12:51Pack your things.
01:12:52You're fired.
01:12:53Okay.
01:13:23Who'd I never bought that?
01:13:39Not one word, not one gesture of yours, shall I, could I ever forget.
01:13:49Who read it?
01:13:53Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients to me?
01:14:05Enjoy them while you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:11Do you know who won the deal for us? Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:15Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:19Corinne? How?
01:14:21I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:23What?
01:14:25I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:14:29Then that would be...
01:14:31Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life on her own terms.
01:14:37Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:43Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:45Deal.
01:14:47Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:14:59Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:05No, he's not in yet.
01:15:07But did you hear what happened?
01:15:09No, what happened?
01:15:11Andy fired Lilia.
01:15:13Apparently she's the Carlton mole?
01:15:15It got really intense, so he sent her hacking.
01:15:19It was epic.
01:15:21He's also super hot.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24What? Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:26Of course.
01:15:27You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:28I was the only witness.
01:15:30Perks of being HR.
01:15:32Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:34That's the craziest part.
01:15:35He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:38What?
01:15:39He's getting married.
01:15:41I'm...
01:15:42I...
01:15:53Andy?
01:15:57I'm so sorry.
01:15:58I thought, um...
01:16:06Corinne?
01:16:08Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:12Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:15Okay, well, you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:16:17You just don't.
01:16:18You've worked so hard, and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you, like everything about you.
01:16:23Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what?
01:16:24I really don't think so.
01:16:25She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:27Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:29Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:32I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:34You, um...
01:16:36You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:39Whatever that is.
01:16:40And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:44Don't go through with it.
01:16:46If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:48Are you done?
01:16:50Yes.
01:16:51I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:55I'm not marrying Betty.
01:17:00Hey, Betty.
01:17:01Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:03Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:05Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:12Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:13You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:15This whole time you've been perfectly obedient.
01:17:17This will not be over until you say no to.
01:17:19It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:22I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:24You don't love me.
01:17:25You don't even know what love is.
01:17:26I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:31Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:35So, is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:39I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:41Understatement of the year.
01:17:43And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:46I'm sorry for not trusting you, Corey.
01:17:49Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:51You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:52In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:57We can call it even.
01:18:02Sure.
01:18:03So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:09Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:14Oh.
01:18:16It's going to be a workout, too.
01:18:17She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:20But I love her anyways.
01:18:22Little question.
01:18:23If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:18:27Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:28I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:30Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:18:33I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:35Let's go.
01:18:36I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:37What kind of insurance could have been a Infiniti for?
01:18:39No.
01:18:40You don't need emergency insurance.
01:18:41I got the product.
01:18:42I bought the Google Assistant.
01:18:43What kind of insurance account of yourself?
01:18:45There's ways in your lens to him.
01:18:50There's przypadku.
01:18:51I know a lot I know.
01:18:52There's a lot of insurance handling.
01:18:55It's very much.
01:18:56But it's bad.
01:18:58When you imagine a homeowner changes.
01:19:00I can't live in.
01:19:02There's a Puerto Rico.