Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:46A.
00:03:00Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh my God!
00:03:06Oh my God!
00:03:07Asher?!
00:03:08Oh my God!
00:03:09What are you doing here?!
00:03:10I'm drowning my sorrows here.
00:03:12You're here.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Sure.
00:03:15How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear.
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54What about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01They're our biggest client.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15What?
00:04:16What about your love life?
00:04:17Oh my God.
00:04:18Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:19A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:21Cheers mate.
00:04:22How about we?
00:04:23Stop it.
00:04:24No.
00:04:25Hey.
00:04:26We're friends.
00:04:27Well if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm I'm your men.
00:04:28Sex ruins everything.
00:04:29Yeah I suppose you're right.
00:04:30I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:31You're not your wing man.
00:04:32You're not your wing man.
00:04:33woo!
00:04:34You're not your wing man.
00:04:35Woo!
00:04:36Woo!
00:04:37Woo!
00:04:38Woo!
00:04:39Ah!
00:04:40Woo!
00:04:41What?
00:04:42You're not your wing man.
00:04:43How about we?
00:04:44Stop it.
00:04:45No!
00:04:46Hey, we're friends.
00:04:47Well if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm I'm your men.
00:04:48Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Yeah I suppose you're right.
00:04:52I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:22I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:19I know.
00:06:21I know.
00:06:23I know.
00:06:25I know.
00:06:27I know.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:29Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:57Oh, my head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06Benefits.
00:09:06and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:36hello ladies asher you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college
00:09:53he's one of my best friends what are you doing here he's here to see my father
00:09:58wait what daddy owns the company i know i actually own the company i work at
00:10:05he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since
00:10:11college clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:22what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract
00:10:44a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows
00:10:51it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a mutually
00:10:57agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency
00:11:04are a must agree article four no lies no lies article five once one party sleeps with another
00:11:19person the agreement is over i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:27fine and finally
00:11:33friends first
00:11:39friends first
00:11:41friends friends first
00:11:52friends
00:11:53they say
00:11:55they say
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:15What?
00:13:18I mean no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No.
00:13:23Friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:25Sex.
00:13:26Romance.
00:13:27It ruins everything.
00:13:29Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:37Friends first.
00:13:38Friends first.
00:13:42Friends first.
00:13:43Friends first.
00:13:44Friends first.
00:13:45So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:46Yes you will.
00:13:47So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes you will.
00:13:49So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:50Yes you will.
00:13:51So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:52Yes you will.
00:13:53So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:54Yes you will.
00:13:55Oh my God.
00:13:56Oh my God.
00:13:58Oh my God.
00:13:59You are so good at you.
00:14:02I'm so good at you.
00:14:04Oh my God.
00:14:05Oh my God.
00:14:06So I'll see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:23Oh my God, are you going to be kidding me again?
00:14:25He asked me out, he asked me out!
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33Aunt Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:34He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51I'm getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:57Bye!
00:15:04Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Um, what about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Married?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I mean, no, no, no, no, never.
00:16:02He's, we're, we're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:17And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:09I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:13That would be great.
00:17:15Good night.
00:17:19Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22Thank you?
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:32Why don't you come up and I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:39Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I was sworn off one night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one night stand.
00:17:53No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:58Um, let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Breath?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:24We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days at one night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:20Oh?
00:19:22You do you?
00:19:23To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's my fudge.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:33Mm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35Oh.
00:19:38Mm.
00:19:39Mm.
00:19:41That was rude.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:49Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:05Yeah.
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:08Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:07Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:30You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41I don't know.
00:21:42Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well.
00:21:53See you guys later.
00:21:53Here.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:15Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:31That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:12I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:28I was out of line.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:36Friends forever?
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:42Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Um, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53You have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And it looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:09And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45You have a nice, long line of love.
00:27:47I want to go home and fuck you.
00:27:48I want to go home and fuck you.
00:27:51I want to go home and fuck you.
00:28:54Oh.
00:28:56Nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:22I have no idea.
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:25Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:28I brought dough.
00:29:40That's...
00:29:42How could you?
00:29:46Beth!
00:29:48Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:52What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:19You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:24I fucked up.
00:30:25Whatever it is.
00:30:26It was.
00:30:27I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:29I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:44Friends first?
00:30:48Friends first.
00:30:53Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away!
00:31:14I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no.
00:31:26It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:39Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:10Hey.
00:32:20Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever.
00:32:27Remember?
00:32:34Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:38I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:40I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:53Asher?
00:32:54Asher, it's me.
00:32:55I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:57What's going on?
00:32:58Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:59Call me.
00:33:00Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:13Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:18...I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:21If you ever want to be friends again, go somewhere to find me.
00:33:25it's Eric leave a message hey Eric I just wanted to say that I had a great
00:33:53time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later sure sure
00:33:57where are you why won't you call me back I know you're with her you lied to me
00:34:04okay miss you call me bye
00:34:12Beth I got your 35 messages listen I'd really like to get to know you better and
00:34:21spend some time with you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit I'll call
00:34:27you when I can
00:34:51hey baby slow down to love wait love sucks okay I think we've had enough how about we head back to my
00:35:19face hmm fabulous easy
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28What a good you did me.
00:35:58I'm just so sorry.
00:36:28I'm so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:30I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:39You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way.
00:36:54She would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:02I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:09You know, she was doing the same with her.
00:37:10You know it's very nice.
00:37:11I hope she was.
00:37:12You're going down.
00:37:14I'm going down.
00:37:15You'd run through the front of the camera.
00:37:16So, thank you so much.
00:37:17I'm going to do the next hour.
00:37:18I'll talk a little bit later.
00:37:19I am going to play a little bit later.
00:37:20I'm going to play a little bit later.
00:38:51Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:05Everyone!
00:39:06Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come here.
00:39:21Come here.
00:39:21Come here.
00:39:22Come here.
00:39:23Come here.
00:39:23Come here.
00:39:24Come here.
00:39:24Come here.
00:39:25Come here.
00:39:25Come here.
00:39:25Come here.
00:39:26Come here.
00:39:26Come here.
00:39:26Come here.
00:40:27Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Shit.
00:41:36Shit.
00:41:42Shit.
00:41:43Ah!
00:43:13I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:50I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Lydia.
00:44:02I am not a cheater.
00:44:08I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:18I do.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:23Here we go.
00:44:53I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:52I'm not going to be able to use this.
00:45:55I'm not going to be able to use this.
00:45:57I'm not going to be able to use this.
00:45:58I'll be able to use this.
00:45:59What?
00:46:00See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that it's crazy? Oh my god
00:46:27Hello
00:46:31Did you get my messages you're gonna love the photographer he's awesome
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure
00:47:01But you have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:47:05I
00:47:13You are gone at Leanne Lamont once I'm done with this he is never gonna want to see you again
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated effective now
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors. Who's the source?
00:47:48Oh my god, why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned I suppose. No, it's not true. This will ruin me. You know Asha
00:47:57I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend
00:48:03But you never speak to me again
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you. Mr. Fallon, I swear this isn't true
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades
00:48:17You're toxic Asha
00:48:19Nobody will touch you
00:48:22So now you get your ass out of my office
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:34You bitch
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch
00:48:38What are you doing? What are you?
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me
00:48:46Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you
00:48:51Old job well done
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out
00:48:54Stay away from me
00:48:57Asher
00:48:58You're one of my best friends
00:49:00We are not friends
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing
00:49:04Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me
00:49:16You are dead to me
00:49:34You are dead to me
00:49:37You are dead
00:49:38Sammy?
00:49:39King
00:51:58Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:21I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope purple.
00:52:40It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50Huntington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:00Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:21Beth?
00:53:22Beth?
00:53:26Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:35Beth?
00:53:36Beth?
00:53:37Beth?
00:53:38Beth?
00:53:39Beth?
00:53:40Beth?
00:53:42Beth?
00:53:48Steve?
00:53:49Beth?
00:53:50Beth?
00:53:50Oh
00:54:20She's insane. What are you doing here?
00:54:48You set me up
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up you bitch. I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right, and I won
00:55:02You stay away from me you're insane
00:55:08I'll scream nobody will hear you
00:55:17Can't let you ruin my wedding
00:55:19Leigh-Anne
00:55:23I'm not gonna ruin your wedding. I promise, Beth
00:55:27Okay, you and Asher, or
00:55:31You're a great couple
00:55:33He loves you
00:55:35Why don't I just go away?
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move
00:55:41I'll quit my job. Just
00:55:43Please
00:55:45Beth
00:55:46Don't hurt me
00:55:48Okay
00:55:49I'm sorry Leigh-Anne
00:55:50But you've gotta go
00:55:54I'm sorry Leigh-Anne
00:55:58I'm sorry Leigh-Anne
00:55:59You've gotta go
00:56:00I'm sorry Leigh-Anne
00:56:01I'm sorry Leigh-Anne
00:56:03But you've gotta go
00:56:05You've Gotta Go
00:56:06No
00:56:07I can-
00:56:11There are no
00:56:21There are no
00:56:34Sigh.
00:56:41Sigh.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:57:12Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:42I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:07...
00:58:07...
00:58:10...
01:00:13We're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:34Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:48Not me.
01:00:50On which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53It's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night.
01:01:04Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07No, Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:30I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Just...
01:01:41Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:47Asher.
01:01:49No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51I...
01:01:51Beth, why don't you take me?
01:01:53Asher, I'll give you a lot of you, honey, Clyde!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:08Dad?
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Dad?
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Dad?
01:02:22I'll give you a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:32Baby.
01:02:32Hey, wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:41I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:59Asher, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:09Let me help you.
01:03:09Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:42They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.