Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:46Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11Sam.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:25Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:41Pinky swear.
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Hey.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52Huh.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:59Woo!
00:05:00Woo!
00:05:01Woo!
00:05:02Woo!
00:05:03Woo!
00:05:04Woo!
00:05:05Woo!
00:05:06Woo!
00:05:07Woo!
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00:05:31Woo!
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00:05:44Woo!
00:05:45Woo!
00:05:46Woo!
00:05:47Woo!
00:05:48Woo! Woo!
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:56I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:19Friends forever.
00:06:49Friends forever.
00:06:51Friends forever.
00:06:53Friends forever.
00:07:25Oh my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:53What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06Benefits.
00:09:06and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:36hello ladies asher you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college
00:09:53he's one of my best friends what are you doing here he's here to see my father
00:09:58wait what daddy owns the company i know i actually own the company i work at
00:10:05he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since
00:10:11college clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:22what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract
00:10:44a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows
00:10:51it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a mutually
00:10:57agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency
00:11:04are a must agree article four no lies no lies article five once one party sleeps with another
00:11:19person the agreement is over i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:27fine and finally
00:11:33friends first
00:11:39friends first
00:11:41friends
00:11:44friends
00:11:46friends
00:12:00friends
00:12:04friends
00:12:05friends
00:12:05i
00:12:06friends
00:12:07though
00:12:08i
00:12:09like
00:12:10i
00:12:10you
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:45Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02Please.
00:16:03We're-
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:51How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you?
00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice. We have a lot in common.
00:18:28Are you...jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:41No, but not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:45Beth?
00:18:46She's an animal.
00:18:48Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:51Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:54Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:56Yeah, my days at one-night stands are over.
00:18:58I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:02You never know.
00:19:04I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:11I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:23To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:26Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:27Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:32Mmm.
00:19:33Mmm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:36That was rude.
00:19:42That was rude.
00:19:44That was rude.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46I'm sorry.
00:19:47JD's room where you watch me.
00:19:48You look smart.
00:19:49Um.
00:19:55Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:25You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:20:52What?
00:20:55Let's go.
00:20:56Yes.
00:20:58Hey.
00:20:59We'll be back.
00:20:59We'll be back.
00:21:00We'll be back.
00:21:04Yes.
00:21:04Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry. My bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue?
00:21:34Here. Let me. Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me. Oh, I didn't realize. Hey, Asher. Eric. Okay. Well, see you guys later. Here. Thank you. I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:03I'm Eric.
00:22:11That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:21Both.
00:22:22Okay. You got to watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:25So what? Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God. Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:43Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:27Flavos for Mrs. Leanne Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:46What are you doing here?
00:23:55I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:14I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:44Sounds awesome.
00:25:06Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:09I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne,
00:25:14I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection
00:25:28that's just so deep,
00:25:30so immediate,
00:25:32that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know,
00:25:41he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:42for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build
00:25:45a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way,
00:25:58I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway,
00:26:07gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth,
00:26:32by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're gonna
00:26:34settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah,
00:26:37you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you
00:26:43what's gonna happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This
00:26:49is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice,
00:26:54long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Uh, this
00:26:57is your headline
00:26:58for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And
00:27:01looks like you
00:27:03have done
00:27:04some stupid things.
00:27:07Ugh.
00:27:09And this
00:27:09is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got
00:27:13a rocky beginning
00:27:14over here.
00:27:16But you have
00:27:17a long line
00:27:19of love
00:27:19ahead of you.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:20So
00:27:21you have a long line
00:27:23of love
00:27:23ahead of you.
00:27:24So
00:27:25you've got a rocky beginning
00:27:25over here.
00:27:27But you have a long line
00:27:29of love ahead of you.
00:27:31You want to go home
00:27:43and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45gonna be
00:27:47one of you.
00:27:47And
00:28:01you have a GRING
00:28:02I don't know.
00:28:32It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:41Do you have a key?
00:28:46One second.
00:28:51One second.
00:29:13Nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:24Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:28I brought dough.
00:29:41Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:49Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:52What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:02I'm leaving.
00:30:03I'm getting dressed.
00:30:04I'm going.
00:30:05I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:07You didn't do anything.
00:30:08It was me.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:18I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:19You didn't do anything.
00:30:20It was me.
00:30:21I fucked up.
00:30:22You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:23It wasn't.
00:30:24It isn't.
00:30:25It doesn't matter.
00:30:26I fucked up.
00:30:27Whatever it is.
00:30:28It was.
00:30:29I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:30I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:46Hunts first?
00:30:52Hunts first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:09I need to talk to you.
00:31:16I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no.
00:31:26It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:31Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:21Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever, remember?
00:32:31Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:38I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:42I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:53Asher?
00:32:54Asher, it's me!
00:32:55I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:57What's going on?
00:32:58Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:59Call me!
00:33:00Leigh-Anne, call me!
00:33:02Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:17I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:23It's Eric.
00:33:24Leave a message.
00:33:25Hey, Eric.
00:33:26Um...
00:33:27I just wanted to say that I had a great time with you.
00:33:29the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:30Asher?
00:33:31Asher, where are you?
00:33:32Asher?
00:33:33Asher?
00:33:34Asher, where are you?
00:33:35Why won't you call me back?
00:33:36I know you're with her!
00:33:37You lied to me!
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:39Miss you!
00:33:40Call me!
00:33:41Bye!
00:33:42Bye!
00:33:43Bye!
00:33:44Bye!
00:33:45Bye!
00:33:46Bye!
00:33:47Bye!
00:33:48Bye!
00:33:49Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:50Um...
00:33:51Listen.
00:33:52I'd rather have to ask you what you're doing.
00:33:53Um...
00:33:54I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:55you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:58Why won't you call me back?
00:34:00I know you're with her!
00:34:02You lied to me!
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:04Miss you.
00:34:05Call me.
00:34:06Bye!
00:34:07Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Uh...
00:34:18Listen.
00:34:19I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you.
00:34:22But...
00:34:23Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:28Be honest.
00:34:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:34:30Babe.
00:34:31Slow down.
00:34:32Hey, hey, hey.
00:34:49Babe.
00:34:50Slow down.
00:34:54Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay. I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the mud place?
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:24Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:29Easy.
00:35:31Easy.
00:35:33Easy.
00:35:35Easy.
00:35:37Easy.
00:35:38Easy.
00:35:39Easy.
00:35:44Easy.
00:35:45A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:15I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:40You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:13Let's go.
00:38:51Sorry.
00:38:52I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:06Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20I'm looking lá.
00:39:21God.
00:39:22What?
00:39:23I'm sorry.
00:39:29Bye.
00:39:33Bye.
00:39:35Bye.
00:39:35Bye.
00:39:39Bye.
00:39:41Bye.
00:39:41Bye.
00:39:41Bye.
00:39:41Bye.
00:39:42Bye.
00:39:43Bye.
00:39:43Bye.
00:40:13Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:36We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:06Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:23She...
00:41:25Shit.
00:41:55Shit.
00:42:25Shit.
00:42:55Hey, Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time? We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:25XO, XO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne. I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text? I don't know. I didn't send it. You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him. I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Leigh-Anne.
00:44:06I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:12Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:18Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:22Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:23Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:24Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:25Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:26Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:27Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:28Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:29Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:30Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:31Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:32Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:33Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:34Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:35Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:36Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:37Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:38Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:39Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:40Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:41Leigh-Anne. I do.
00:44:42I will, I will, I will!
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both, thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids, thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio, thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars, thoughts?
00:46:00See it's your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that?
00:46:09It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:27Hello?
00:46:27Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're going to love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:36I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:46:42Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:04You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:20Ever.
00:47:21Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now.
00:47:34Wait.
00:47:35What?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:48Oh my god.
00:47:49Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true.
00:47:56This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:21So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:40What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:53Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:07Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:15You are dead to me.
00:49:18You are dead to me.
00:49:25It's not time for me.
00:49:28Oh, my God.
00:51:58Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:49Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:04Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:15Beth?
00:53:21Beth?
00:53:22Beth?
00:53:23Beth?
00:53:24Beth?
00:53:30Beth?
00:53:31Beth?
00:53:37Beth?
00:53:38I don't know.
00:54:08I don't know.
00:54:38She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:54:59You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:11I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:27Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:47Don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:06Come on.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09I'm sorry.
00:56:32I'm sorry.
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:36I don't know.
00:57:06Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:34See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:37and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:39and when I get back,
00:57:41you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:54Oh, and by the way,
00:57:58you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:06I don't know.
00:58:36I don't know.
00:59:06I don't know.
00:59:36No, no, no, no! Come on, come on!
00:59:55Hey!
00:59:57No!
00:59:58Come on!
01:00:00Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:28Stop.
01:00:30What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:58Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:09No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17From ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25From ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:37I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40No!
01:01:40No, no, no, no!
01:01:48No!
01:01:50I!
01:01:51Beth!
01:01:52Are you taking me out of her?
01:01:53Are you taking me out of her?
01:01:54I will kill you!
01:01:55I will kill you!
01:01:56Go away, go away!
01:01:56Oh, son!
01:01:58Hey!
01:02:00Hey!
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay. Okay. Good.
01:02:08God. Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay. Okay. Good.
01:02:20God. Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe. Hey. Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:32Baby. Hey, wake up. Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me. And it's all over.
01:02:48I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me. You're my hero.
01:02:59Asher, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:08Let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:16But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:19I have a question to ask you.
01:03:22Will you marry me?
01:03:32Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:50I have a question.
01:03:52Remembering the one.
01:03:53You're forgot to answer about it.
01:03:54Maybe you will remember this one.
01:03:56I'm calling two.
01:03:58You're a good one.
01:04:00The third one.
01:04:02The third one.
01:04:04I have.
01:04:06The third one.
01:04:07Yes, yes.
01:04:09You're not perfect.
01:04:10The second one.
01:04:11I'm asking three.
01:04:12Your third one.
01:04:13The third one.
01:04:14The third one.
01:04:15The third one.