How Not to Date Your Neighbor Full Movie
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00:00:08See? I told you I look better here, didn't I?
00:00:10Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:12Of course I'm right.
00:00:14I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:22Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:00:24Oh, okay.
00:00:26What?
00:00:28Oh, um, nothing. It's just
00:00:30I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:00:36And if I don't get paid,
00:00:38how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:00:40Right.
00:00:42Speaking of,
00:00:44as of next week we'll have been dating
00:00:46a whole year.
00:00:48Maybe we could do something.
00:00:50Well, we've been going out on dates
00:00:52for about a year.
00:00:54That's what I said.
00:00:56Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:00:58I mean, you're not looking for anything serious.
00:01:00Right?
00:01:02What?
00:01:04Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business
00:01:06and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:08I think that we're good as is.
00:01:12I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.
00:01:14Right, babe?
00:01:16Yeah, right.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:20Okay, well, I gotta go,
00:01:22so I will see you later.
00:01:24Mm-hmm.
00:01:34Adam!
00:01:36Oh, shit.
00:01:46Perfect.
00:01:48Wonderful.
00:01:56Uh-huh.
00:01:58Okay.
00:02:00Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing
00:02:06and put your hands in the air.
00:02:08Hands above your head.
00:02:10What the hell?
00:02:11Ma'am, if you don't cooperate,
00:02:12I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:14I'm not breaking in.
00:02:15This is my apartment.
00:02:16I live here.
00:02:17It's like three.
00:02:18What are...
00:02:19What are you doing?
00:02:20Oh, my God!
00:02:21I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:02:23Oh, my God!
00:02:24This is my apartment, you lunatic!
00:02:25I live here!
00:02:26I don't know.
00:02:27Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:02:28Dad, check my phone!
00:02:29The lease is in my email!
00:02:30All right.
00:02:31We'll see about that.
00:02:32Email, huh?
00:02:34Where do I look?
00:02:35What do you mean?
00:02:36It's right at the top!
00:02:37Huh.
00:02:38What'd you look like?
00:02:39Yeah!
00:02:40Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:02:51For the record,
00:02:53credit card works better.
00:02:58Welcome home.
00:02:59Who are you?
00:03:00Jake.
00:03:01Apartment D.
00:03:02Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:03And you are...
00:03:04Noelle!
00:03:05Pleasure.
00:03:06Noelle.
00:03:07Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:03:20How about an apology?
00:03:21For what?
00:03:22Protecting and serving?
00:03:23That's...
00:03:24Kinda my job.
00:03:25Oh!
00:03:26So your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:03:29See you around, neighbor!
00:03:30You wish, asshole!
00:03:31Jerk.
00:03:32Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:33You're under arrest.
00:03:34I live here.
00:03:35Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:36Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:37Oh!
00:03:38Tiki!
00:03:39Tiki!
00:03:56I'm so glad you answered!
00:03:59Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:04:05Jakey, I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:07I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:08I miss you.
00:04:09It's been so long.
00:04:11I miss you too, I'm Shelly.
00:04:12Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you,
00:04:15but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:04:17You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:04:20I'm fine, I'm Shelly, really.
00:04:22How about I come by?
00:04:23I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:04:25She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:04:27No, don't do that.
00:04:29I'm actually seeing someone.
00:04:32You are?
00:04:34Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.
00:04:36Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in,
00:04:40so no need to set me up.
00:04:42Well, I can't wait to meet her.
00:04:44I'll pop by sometime.
00:04:44No, don't do that.
00:04:46She's shy.
00:04:47Nonsense.
00:04:48Ha!
00:04:49Oh, Shelly, I have to go.
00:05:05What are you doing in here?
00:05:07I heard screaming.
00:05:08I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:09Oh, so it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:11Listen, I only came to help,
00:05:13but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:15Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:05:18There's a spider.
00:05:24Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:05:29Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:31Here, I'll score tomorrow.
00:05:32The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:05:49I thought you were going to, um,
00:05:51thank you.
00:05:55Truce?
00:06:00Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:01Honestly,
00:06:03I thought you were trying to rob the place,
00:06:04and my training kicked in.
00:06:13Yeah, truce.
00:06:16You were right, though.
00:06:16I was being an asshole.
00:06:19Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent,
00:06:21it's consensual.
00:06:28You're cute when you're flustered.
00:06:29I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:06:33You sure about that?
00:06:41Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:06:44Congratulations.
00:06:45Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:06:48Me?
00:06:48Flirting?
00:06:50I'm just being friendly.
00:06:52Oh, we're friends now.
00:06:53I would say so, yeah.
00:06:55I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:06:57Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:06:59You want a loan?
00:07:00A kidney?
00:07:01Actually.
00:07:02Seriously?
00:07:03That was a joke.
00:07:04Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:07What?
00:07:08Look, um,
00:07:12my aunt's coming to town,
00:07:13and I might have accidentally told her
00:07:15I'm seeing someone.
00:07:17So you lied.
00:07:18Potato, patata.
00:07:21So what do you say?
00:07:23I just told you I'm seeing someone,
00:07:24and you're a complete stranger.
00:07:25Why would I do this?
00:07:26But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:07:28I'm your neighbor.
00:07:29You're friendly.
00:07:31Handsome.
00:07:33Charming.
00:07:33Charitable.
00:07:36Lockpicking.
00:07:37Lockpicking, yeah.
00:07:41Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:07:44It's a long story about my aunt.
00:07:46She's really worried about me.
00:07:47She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:07:50Have you?
00:07:52Well, that's not the point.
00:07:55Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:07:57All you have to do is come over for one dinner,
00:08:00tell one little white lie,
00:08:02and that's it.
00:08:03You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:06Please.
00:08:07You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:11She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:13I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:15One dinner?
00:08:17One dinner.
00:08:22Fine.
00:08:24Great.
00:08:27Am I interrupting something?
00:08:30Adam, um, no, this is, um,
00:08:33it was my neighbor, Jake.
00:08:34Yeah, he was, um,
00:08:36helping me with a spider.
00:08:37Babe,
00:08:38I told you a million times,
00:08:40just kill it.
00:08:41I don't...
00:08:42If you need help,
00:08:43you can call me.
00:08:45Right.
00:08:46Well,
00:08:48I should probably go.
00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.
00:08:51I'll see you later in no more.
00:08:58I'll see you later in no more.
00:08:58I'll see you later in no more.
00:09:03I'll see you later in no more.
00:09:05I'll see you later.
00:09:07Hey, Taylor.
00:09:21Reynolds.
00:09:24We're Reynolds today. Why so formal?
00:09:26I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:09:29We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:09:31I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:09:34No. You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:09:41It's not just one robbery case. There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:09:46And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:09:49It's not about my damn ego, Taylor. It's about justice.
00:09:51Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:09:57Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:00Excuse me? Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:05I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:09That's what I thought. Now get back to work.
00:10:12Oh my god, Jake. I am so sorry.
00:10:31You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:10:35Are you okay?
00:10:36I'm fine.
00:10:38Seriously, I'm fine.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:42Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:10:44Don't worry about me.
00:10:45No, please, please, let me help. I'm really sorry.
00:10:48Just, um, yeah, come to my apartment. It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:54Whatever you say.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:56You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:10And this is the magic you're working? I don't think so.
00:11:14It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:11:17Works every time.
00:11:18You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:11:23No.
00:11:25I work in a bookstore.
00:11:27You know the one down on Main Street?
00:11:29How do you like it?
00:11:31Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, uh, it's close, I guess.
00:11:36What's the dream?
00:11:37I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:11:42I want to be an archivist.
00:11:44Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:11:49Specific.
00:11:52How do you get a job like that?
00:11:54Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:11:57Hence the bookstore.
00:11:58Well, if you have a change of mind about careers, you have an excellent future and stay in removal.
00:12:11You're flirting again.
00:12:14Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:12:20I think that's your door.
00:12:23Jake?
00:12:24Are you home?
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:28Thanks again.
00:12:32Uh-huh.
00:12:52What are you doing here?
00:12:53Where were you?
00:12:54Why are you shirtless?
00:12:55Don't worry about it.
00:12:56What are you doing here?
00:12:57I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:12:59I know you had a rough day, and, like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission, but, maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:13:09You know?
00:13:09The way I used to.
00:13:13Taylor, we can't do this.
00:13:16Sure we can.
00:13:17We have.
00:13:19Many times.
00:13:20Nothing strange.
00:13:32We tried.
00:13:35You're not right for each other.
00:13:37I can't give you what you want.
00:13:39You don't want me?
00:13:41I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:13:46I never do.
00:13:47You're an asshole.
00:13:51I'm just being honest.
00:13:52Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:13:54You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:13:58One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:02Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:04I really am.
00:14:06I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:14:08Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:14:13But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:14:16Just you watch.
00:14:17Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:14:36Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:14:39Yes, sir.
00:14:40What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:00Hi.
00:15:02Sorry.
00:15:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:15:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of...
00:15:09Health and fitness?
00:15:11Back right.
00:15:14I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:15:18But, uh, it's good to know.
00:15:20I come off as totally insufferable.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:23I am so sorry.
00:15:24I assumed.
00:15:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:15:29Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.
00:15:36I appreciate it.
00:15:38I'll go this way.
00:15:39Oh, sorry.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:15:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:15:48Alright.
00:15:48I got the book that you wanted to tell me about it.
00:16:18Hey, sorry, I know you're at work, but, um, I just heard from the university.
00:16:23I'm sorry, Noel. I can't talk right now. I'm busy.
00:16:26Right, yeah, um, okay, but maybe we could, like, get a drink after work or something.
00:16:31I think it's going to be a late night.
00:16:33Ring check?
00:16:38My God, I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:16:43Whoa, fuck.
00:16:44Hey, what the hell?
00:16:55Oh, fuck.
00:16:57Bye.
00:16:58Okay.
00:17:06Seriously.
00:17:09Oh, God.
00:17:10Uh-oh.
00:17:14You're welcome.
00:17:26Why are you in my apartment?
00:17:32I'm trying to break in again.
00:17:34Actually, this is my apartment.
00:17:37Because I'm really tired. I cannot entertain right now.
00:17:39I know. We're going to get you home.
00:17:41I am home.
00:17:43Not quite.
00:17:45Can I take it to your place?
00:17:47You smell good.
00:17:53Thanks.
00:17:55Come on, let's go.
00:17:56Oh, where are you going?
00:17:57Oh, I got you.
00:17:59Oh, my God.
00:18:01You're really strong.
00:18:02I'll try.
00:18:03Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:18:15You can stay here tonight, though.
00:18:19My hero.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24Um...
00:18:25None of that.
00:18:27You don't want to kiss me?
00:18:29You don't like me?
00:18:30I do want to kiss you.
00:18:35Mm-hmm.
00:18:37But not right now.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:41Well, because you're extremely drunk.
00:18:44And also, you have a boyfriend.
00:18:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:18:50Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:18:53What about that guy I met?
00:18:54I don't have a boyfriend.
00:19:00We don't think about it.
00:19:12Good night, girl.
00:19:13We just fall into each other's arms.
00:19:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:44Shh.
00:19:48Shh.
00:19:54Oh, no.
00:20:11You've been really doing some great work.
00:20:33You should be proud.
00:20:35Keep it up.
00:20:35Damn it.
00:20:38What's got you so worked up?
00:20:39Uh, nothing.
00:20:41It's nothing.
00:20:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:20:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:20:47They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:20:51Let me take a look.
00:20:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:21:00No, just the front door.
00:21:02I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:21:05Good catch, Taylor.
00:21:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:21:08I'll do it.
00:21:12You get back to your caseload.
00:21:15Is this punishment for the other night?
00:21:17Punishment?
00:21:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:21:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:21:22You're assigned work.
00:21:24Who is it?
00:21:37It's me.
00:21:38Come on in.
00:21:40Um, hey.
00:21:43Hey.
00:21:44How you feeling?
00:21:45Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:21:52Don't worry about it.
00:21:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.
00:22:01Anytime.
00:22:02Uh, for the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:22:06Oh, my God.
00:22:07That was a mess.
00:22:08You should have thrown me out.
00:22:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17Oh, God, no way.
00:22:18No.
00:22:18So, you don't remember anything?
00:22:26No.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:22:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to retreat to my apartment in shame now, but.
00:22:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:22:41Want one?
00:22:43Really?
00:22:45They're good hangover food.
00:22:48Yeah, that's amazing.
00:22:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:22:58Is she a good cook?
00:23:00Yeah, she was.
00:23:02I'm sorry.
00:23:04Oh, it's okay.
00:23:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:23:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:23:16Nah.
00:23:18I'm sorry.
00:23:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:23:23I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:23:27It's a long time ago.
00:23:29Took a while, but, um.
00:23:32No, I like talking about her.
00:23:35Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:23:36I, um, lost both of my parents, as well.
00:23:46Both of them?
00:23:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:23:52You can tell me.
00:23:54If you want.
00:23:55It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:24:04Hey, it's all right.
00:24:05Um, thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:24:23In time.
00:24:24Um, would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:35I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:37Mm.
00:24:38Yeah, I know.
00:24:39I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:24:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:24:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:24:48Mm.
00:24:49We just work together.
00:24:50Mm, okay.
00:24:53We were friends with benefits.
00:24:58But, that was a long time ago.
00:25:06What about your guy friend?
00:25:10Oh, Adam?
00:25:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:25:14Is he always so...
00:25:17Protective?
00:25:18I was gonna say, controlling.
00:25:21Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:28It's complicated.
00:25:34What was that?
00:25:41First pipe.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:43Get some towels.
00:25:44Yeah, it was crazy.
00:25:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:25:50Maybe two.
00:25:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:25:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:25:55Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:25:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:25:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:26:02Right, right.
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:04Of course, babe.
00:26:05I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:26:07I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:26:21Can't get your break, huh?
00:26:22Do you have some place to go?
00:26:27Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:26:28Don't, don't worry about me.
00:26:30I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:26:31You can't stay here.
00:26:32No, I'll be fine.
00:26:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:26:38Do you want to stay with me?
00:26:42Really?
00:26:44What are friends for?
00:26:50Here we are.
00:26:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:26:56Not at all.
00:26:57Seriously, make yourself a home.
00:26:58The place is all yours.
00:27:00The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:27:03Do you have everything you need?
00:27:04Yes, thank you.
00:27:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:27:25Good night, Mom.
00:27:28Good night, Mom.
00:27:29Good night, Jake.
00:27:34Oh, sorry.
00:27:40I thought you were sleeping.
00:27:41All good.
00:27:42Need anything?
00:27:43Oh, yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:27:47Want a beer, too?
00:27:51Ah, why not?
00:27:51What are you reading?
00:28:06Case files.
00:28:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:28:09Opera house.
00:28:11That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:28:14This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:28:19Not too far away from where you work.
00:28:20Oh, jeez.
00:28:22I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:28:26What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:28:29In the act, I mean.
00:28:31In the act?
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:34Here, let me show you.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:38If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:28:47Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:28:52In that situation,
00:28:54you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:01First thing,
00:29:03just wait for an opening
00:29:04and then get them all balanced.
00:29:05Woo!
00:29:06Good.
00:29:10That was really good.
00:29:11Yeah?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:13You're a quick learner.
00:29:15Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:29:20Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:29:22I don't mind.
00:29:26Right.
00:29:27Right.
00:29:29Mr. Complicator.
00:29:32Yes.
00:29:33Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:29:37It's good.
00:29:38Okay, weirdo.
00:29:42You want another beer?
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:45No, I'm pretty tired.
00:29:47I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:29:49Sure.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51Goodbye.
00:29:52Good night.
00:29:52Good night.
00:30:07Shelly, what are you doing here?
00:30:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:30:11You must be the girlfriend.
00:30:18That's me.
00:30:19Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:30:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:30:25All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:30:27Oh, of course, of course.
00:30:28Silly me.
00:30:30Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.
00:30:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:30:33Yes, please, dear.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:36Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners
00:30:38will rub off on you, young man.
00:30:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:30:41I like her already.
00:30:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:30:54What do you do, sweetie?
00:30:55I work in a bookstore.
00:30:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:30:59She has her MLS degree.
00:31:00That's so impressive.
00:31:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:31:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:31:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print
00:31:09when I was a kid,
00:31:10I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:31:13You don't have to explain it to me.
00:31:14Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:31:17You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:31:20It was enormous.
00:31:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:31:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:31:24I've been looking for it for a long time,
00:31:26but it's impossible to find.
00:31:28Oh, I love that book.
00:31:29I used to read it to Liam Oliver
00:31:30all the time when he was growing up.
00:31:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:31:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:31:37Wedding.
00:31:39Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:31:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit,
00:31:45but we have to go to work, so...
00:31:48Oh, of course.
00:31:48I'll see you after then.
00:31:49We can do dinner.
00:31:51What do you mean?
00:31:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:31:55I came all this way.
00:31:56I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:31:59Oh, don't worry.
00:32:00I won't crowd you lovebirds.
00:32:13This is fine, right?
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:18She needs the spare bedroom, so...
00:32:24We can make a beer here.
00:32:26Great, yeah.
00:32:53So you think we convinced her?
00:32:55Yeah, definitely.
00:32:57Very lucky you.
00:32:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:33:00It wasn't so bad the last time.
00:33:02Last time?
00:33:06Uh...
00:33:06Yeah, it's just, um...
00:33:09Okay, I don't know how to tell you this.
00:33:11Uh...
00:33:13That night, you came over really drunk.
00:33:15You kind of grabbed my face and kissed me.
00:33:18Oh, my God.
00:33:18Oh, my God.
00:33:19Only for a second, though.
00:33:20And then I pulled away.
00:33:21I didn't want to take advantage of you.
00:33:24Sounds like I took advantage of you.
00:33:25No, it's totally fine.
00:33:28I'm so embarrassed.
00:33:29Hey, don't be.
00:33:33I liked it.
00:33:36You did?
00:33:36One more time before you go.
00:33:44Someday you'll know.
00:33:53Um...
00:33:53This is okay, right?
00:33:55This is okay, right?
00:33:59No.
00:33:59No.
00:34:00Oh, no, it's not.
00:34:14Just hold on.
00:34:18Um...
00:34:19I really like you.
00:34:24It's, um...
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:25No, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:27I'm not.
00:34:29I like you a lot.
00:34:31You're smart.
00:34:31You're funny.
00:34:32And I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:35It's just...
00:34:35It's just that, uh...
00:34:38I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:34:42And I don't want to mislead you.
00:34:45So I just want to be clear.
00:34:47If you're looking for something casual,
00:34:49I'm your guy, but...
00:34:52I can't give you anything else.
00:34:54Fuck.
00:35:03Why does this always happen?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10Men like me enough to want to be with me,
00:35:12but never to commit to me.
00:35:13No, that's not it.
00:35:14I swear.
00:35:15Oh, let me guess.
00:35:16It's not you.
00:35:17It's me.
00:35:19Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:24Good night, Jake.
00:35:41Detective Reynolds.
00:35:43I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:35:46What happened?
00:35:47There was another...