CoronationSt-S66E056-May-12-2025
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00:25Leanne wants a word.
00:27Oh, face on that.
00:29She says you've stuck her and Elliot at the back of beyond.
00:32I'll give her a couple of spare vouchers a summit.
00:35Is that for the mother of the bride?
00:37That's very Camilla Parker Bowles.
00:39Yoo-hoo!
00:41Oh, my giddy aunt.
00:44In the words of Craig Revel Horwood, fab-a-you-less.
00:48Oh, thank you.
00:50Let's just hope that Tracy thinks so.
00:52Debbie, I don't think Leanne's very happy with her speck.
00:56Yeah, we know.
00:57Well, I think she'd like to swap with the bistro.
00:59Well, that's not happening.
01:00Well, I'd like to be five foot ten, but, you know,
01:02don't you worry, you'll stay in pot.
01:05I'll go and have a word, really.
01:07Wow.
01:08Have you come to nag?
01:10This is a pretty big deal.
01:12You see?
01:13There's life in this fiery babushka yet.
01:16You look a little stressed.
01:17Oh, no.
01:18This ain't stress.
01:19This is adrenaline rush.
01:21Great.
01:22But if it all gets too much, give me a shout.
01:24I will.
01:25But they won't.
01:26I'm still me, Carl.
01:28The debster still in a prime.
01:30Moving and shaking.
01:36Well, thanks for taking his nibs to nursery.
01:39I'll see you later, Trouble.
01:40I hate him when he calls me that.
01:42Oh.
01:43He thinks he's funny.
01:44I am very.
01:45You know, I still can't believe that.
01:47Your sister.
01:48Dumb me.
01:49I mean, me.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Yeah, I know.
01:52Backpack.
01:53She's just obsessed with work.
01:55I don't know.
01:57Be a good boy for your uncle.
01:59Am I still going to keep the title?
02:01Yeah, of course you do.
02:02Well, I've enjoyed being a part of the family.
02:05I'm as confused as you, mate.
02:08You, erm, you know, think, like, maybe if you get a chance,
02:13you could, erm, just do a bit of digging.
02:17I mean, shed some light or put on a good word, you know?
02:22Yeah, go on, I'll see what I can do.
02:27Right, time to go, rascal.
02:29Come on, let's go.
02:32I thought that drink went okay with me, you know?
02:34Yeah, I suppose so.
02:36It's a bit up himself, though, isn't it?
02:39But I guess if he lays off Liam, then...
02:41It's all all good.
02:42Right, I'm off.
02:43I love you.
02:44Love you.
02:45Alright?
02:46Gazza?
02:47Oh, hiya.
02:48Right, we've got a very busy day today,
02:50so everything by the door needs to go straight in my car.
02:53Those two boxes are Prosecco.
02:54Debbie said that we can...
02:55Whoa! Information overload.
02:56Debbie said that if I stick my hazards on,
02:58we can park outside the function room fire door.
03:00Alright, stress head.
03:01A cup of tea first, though, yeah?
03:03Hiya.
03:04Any chance of an appointment?
03:06Oh, no, sorry, Trace, we're closed all day.
03:08In fact, we should be at Chariot Square right now
03:10setting up our stand for the wedding fair.
03:12Yeah, well, so am I.
03:14I've sent Mary ahead.
03:15Please, one super quick curly blow.
03:17Why don't I say to Tracee and you, er, head off to Chariot Square?
03:21Perfect.
03:22Right, OK, just as long as you're following me after you've done, yeah?
03:26Yeah, of course. Right behind you.
03:27Good, cos it's gonna be a mad busy one today.
03:30Tracee, why don't you grab a gown and I'll, er,
03:32give Boss Lady a hand with this lot.
03:42Do you ever find yourself having a nosey at other people's sarnies?
03:45Er, no, cos life's too short.
03:48It's a window into their world.
03:50Grease-proof paper or tinfoil.
03:53Reusable bag or big, placky lunchbox.
03:56Stab myself in the eye of a fork or throw myself into the river air well.
04:01Me, for example, I take cheese spread on white.
04:05The whitest sarnie imaginable.
04:08Right.
04:10Well, I can't believe I'm having this combo,
04:12but have you ever considered going a bit wild?
04:13Add a tomato, slice of ham.
04:16Not the minute.
04:17I'm on an economy drive.
04:19I gave Lauren 500 quid to pay that blackmailer.
04:23And she's gonna give it you straight back, yeah?
04:26Duh.
04:27She needs it to pay the blackmailer.
04:32Another lie? Really?
04:34Don't you stop.
04:36I'm not gonna lose it again. I know it was over the top.
04:39Yeah, let's put that behind us, shall we?
04:41Brian just asked me outright what did Julie leave me,
04:44and I just blurted out a few bits and bobs.
04:47Yeah, along with a massive wedge of life insurance,
04:49because you, me and Jason were the only family she had left.
04:52But it's how it looks. Especially to Brian.
04:55Brian knows that you're basically an honest person.
04:58Yeah, but lying to Brian about the will.
05:00With your stupid plan that cast doubt on me in the first place.
05:03We're all agreed, all right, that you had nothing to do
05:06with Julie's death.
05:08Pretty crucial fact to bear in mind.
05:11People talk.
05:12They put two and two together.
05:15I know I was one of those people.
05:17But once word gets out about that life insurance, well...
05:22At least Brian's asked the police to drop it.
05:24It's a long shot, but you never know.
05:28Nah.
05:29Writing's on the wall.
05:31I've had it.
05:36Morning, morning.
05:37Morning!
05:38We're just lending Debbie Webster some champagne flutes
05:40for her wedding fair thing.
05:41Oh, are you now?
05:42Anywhere from Jenny?
05:44Quiet as a church mouse.
05:45Or is it poor as a church mouse?
05:47I don't know.
05:48I can't remember.
05:49I still can't believe she left with zero notice.
05:51She's fragile.
05:52No, no, scrap that.
05:53She's brittle.
05:54So I was kind of hoping then that you'd step up,
05:57you know, pay rise, obviously,
05:59and, you know, company jag.
06:01Er...
06:02Well...
06:04I'm just to be asked, to be offered,
06:06but...
06:08I've already accepted a job from Debbie.
06:10Full-time.
06:11Oh.
06:12Yeah.
06:14Oh, right.
06:16What if I match your salary?
06:18That's very generous,
06:19but I just...
06:20I don't fancy...
06:21just...
06:22been stuck behind a bar all day.
06:24Oh.
06:25I'm sorry.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Right?
06:29You do realise that the solution is standing three feet away from you, right?
06:34Whoo!
06:3524 bottles.
06:36That should do you for a bit.
06:37Oh, you're a lifesaver.
06:39Oh, I had a right to do with some numpty at the warehouse.
06:41He swore blind.
06:42I'd only ordered six bottles.
06:43What, for an eight-hour wedding fair?
06:45Exactamondo, yeah.
06:46I want them all gently sussled.
06:48You know, the bridesmaids, brides-to-be, mothers of the bride.
06:51OK, look, are you parked outside?
06:52Oh, yes, sir.
06:53I stuck my assets on.
06:54OK, I'll load up.
06:55Oh.
06:57Hey, Kev.
06:58Oh.
06:59Hi, and bye.
07:00Er, quick word.
07:01Er, I'll give you a...
07:02And...
07:03You will not.
07:04You look like death warmed up.
07:05OK, I'm doing fine.
07:06Right, are you all right?
07:07Because, er, I've got a really crazy busy day today.
07:10Ronnie, he did the nursery run this morning.
07:13Ah, ah, that was nice of him.
07:16He doesn't understand why he dumped him.
07:18That makes two of us.
07:19How many times do I have to say this, eh?
07:22It's nobody else's business but mine.
07:24No.
07:25No, I just said I'd have a word.
07:27Kev, what is it?
07:28It's Desi.
07:29It's nothing.
07:30Come on, come on, take a seat.
07:31I'll get some water, all right?
07:32Go on, sit yourself down.
07:33I said you weren't looking so good.
07:35Look, it's nothing.
07:36You're doing too much.
07:38And next time Ronnie asks you to do something,
07:40tell him where to go.
07:42I wish I had an English exam later
07:46so I could skive off this afternoon.
07:48I think the teacher would notice if they swapped places.
07:51Have you done your revision?
07:53Kind of.
07:54It's just boiled, lads.
07:56No one cares about certificates in the real world.
08:01Kids should learn a trade and get earning.
08:05Yeah, well, try to tell my mum not.
08:07Yeah, well, just put your back into it this morning, slacker.
08:10Yeah, sure.
08:11What's it like, eh?
08:12Oh, I've got an exam!
08:20So, got ya.
08:21Yeah, you did.
08:25Good one, slacker.
08:27Should have seen your face.
08:32It...
08:33It is just pants, right?
08:35Yeah, of course.
08:37Hey, you're a funny guy.
08:44They're proud of you, sis.
08:46Oh, thanks.
08:47Do you notice times like this
08:49that I wish mum and dad were still around?
08:52Ain't me looking down on you.
08:53Trust me, I know for a fact they're not.
08:56You simply can't beat an atheist
08:58for that feel-good shot at me arm.
09:01You never know.
09:02I mean, I can't believe there's not anything.
09:04Oh, I am so pleased I am not at that wedding fair.
09:09Oh.
09:10Listening to Mary bang on
09:11about the Queen Mother's hydrangeas at Balmoral.
09:14Well, I'm missing out on a day with Maria.
09:16Oh.
09:17Boy, that girl knows how to tell a story.
09:19Oh, go on.
09:20Oh.
09:21So, one of her nails comes off right.
09:23So she goes back to get it redone.
09:25Five minutes back home with Mr Personality.
09:27And it comes off again.
09:28Same finger.
09:29Only this time, it won't overhand.
09:31Get lost.
09:32Oh, that's one of her good ones.
09:33Oh, that's one of her good ones.
09:35Oh, how's my hair looking?
09:37Fit kit.
09:38Incoming.
09:40Oh.
09:41Been wondering when I was gonna bump into you.
09:44So now you can stop?
09:47Oh, do you two know each other?
09:49Oh, yeah.
09:50We go way, way back.
09:52Yeah, a lifetime ago.
09:54Yeah, but you know what it's like with old friends.
09:56The years just roll away.
10:03Nice and calm, you're innocent, remember.
10:05All right, son?
10:06Any news on that autopsy?
10:08Yeah, actually.
10:09Go on.
10:10Well, the results show that your drugs were in Julie's system.
10:14Proves nothing.
10:15Well, there'll be an investigation to take it further.
10:18Which will show that my Eileen is innocent.
10:22I'll have a pint when you're ready, Glenda.
10:23I've just got to go to the...
10:26All right, don't stop catastrophizing.
10:33Now I'm thinking that we should have stayed.
10:46Let's get out of here, you said.
10:48Yeah, because I'm not thinking straight.
10:49I'm thinking like a guilty person.
10:51Like someone who's just off their own sister.
10:53Come on, Eyelash.
10:54Sit down.
10:56Investigation.
10:57You heard him.
10:58He's gonna come out of the bog and find that we've disappeared.
11:01Well, so what?
11:02It's a pub.
11:03People come and go.
11:04No, it looks odd.
11:06Where you going?
11:07Gonna run you a bath.
11:08A soothing hot bath.
11:10Yeah, because bubbles help everything, don't they?
11:13Eileen, you've done nothing wrong.
11:16Julie had the death that she chose.
11:18My lovely sister has died.
11:22And all I can do is think about when I'm gonna be carted off to the clink.
11:26I'm losing it, George.
11:30I am really losing it.
11:38All I'm asking you to do is go and check.
11:40She should be making sure her clientele are happy, not rowing with her brother.
11:43Must be stressful, putting on something like this.
11:45You know when Kev doesn't want you to go around?
11:47She doesn't, actually, because we're here at the back of beyond.
11:49We're two tables away from where we wanted to be.
11:51Yeah, the one she promised us.
11:54He's gonna know something's up if I'm just hanging around doing nothing.
11:58Well, just tell him I'm doing your head in and you've had to escape for a couple of hours.
12:02Go on.
12:04Well, then what?
12:05I don't know.
12:06Make him a brew and sit soft with him and talk about carburettors.
12:10He's wobbly.
12:12Yes, Leanne.
12:13How can I help?
12:14Well, for the millionth time, like I told you before,
12:16we wanted to be in the main space and not by the door.
12:18Yeah, you and everyone else.
12:19It's the quartz and the pint pots.
12:22We understand.
12:23It's just that, you know, you promised us some display stands as well.
12:26Oh, yes.
12:27I knew there was some at two ticks.
12:28Abs, do us a favour, will you, and go in that cupboard by the lift
12:32and get me, yeah, two display stands.
12:34Roger that.
12:36I'll give a round.
12:39Still no sign of Tracy?
12:41No.
12:42Oh, Luke.
12:43The longest blow-drying history.
12:45A missing loo and a bottle of Prosecco.
12:47Funny, that, isn't it?
12:50Oh, that was quick.
12:52Nothing in that cupboard but a busted oover.
12:54If he wants a job, do it.
12:56No, seriously, there's nothing in that cupboard.
12:57Right, er, have you seen my clipboard?
13:01My clipboard was on here.
13:02Have you seen my clipboard?
13:03It's had everything in it.
13:04Everything.
13:05It's all right.
13:06I had all of it before.
13:08It was here, and now it's gone.
13:12Where's it gone to?
13:13It's just gone whoosh.
13:14OK.
13:15Right, don't worry.
13:16We'll have a scout round, all right?
13:17Yeah, I'm sure we'll find it.
13:18The whole kit and caboodle was on that thing.
13:22Is she all right?
13:24I don't know.
13:26Any chance you can put that Leanne back in a box?
13:29Just need to focus on the masses.
13:30Yeah, no problem.
13:34You all right?
13:35All right.
13:37So, any more messages from you don't-know-who?
13:40It was Jake Windhouse.
13:41Don't look so surprised.
13:45Look, the thing is, I didn't know that till after he gave me the money.
13:55Bobby, I swear on Frankie's eyes.
13:57It's a pretty wicked lie.
14:02The estate agent called me about the flat and said that I had to pay the deposit there and then, otherwise I'd lose it.
14:07You've got to believe me.
14:11You know you're my best mate, don't you?
14:14I guess.
14:15Right, and you'll get back every single penny, I swear.
14:17I'd have given you the money anyway, even if you'd have said it were just for the flat.
14:23I don't deserve it.
14:24Don't be daft.
14:27You know, not knowing he was blackmailing me was driving me nuts.
14:31I mean, I am relieved to find out it was Jake.
14:33I mean, for a minute I thought it could have been you, which is like beyond.
14:38Anyway, I'm going to get us a cake on me.
14:41I'm telling you though, this flat, with a bit of pain, it's going to be...
14:50Well, I can't believe Tracey's a no-show.
14:53In so many ways, literally and metaphorically.
14:58Cheers, Maria.
14:59You're welcome.
15:00Hey.
15:01How's business?
15:02Sluggish.
15:03Stuff business.
15:04So is all of this making you want to put a ring on it?
15:09I mean, sorry if I'm being indelicate.
15:11But seriously, when are you going to set a date?
15:14Yeah.
15:15All in good time, Mary.
15:16All in good time.
15:17Oh, is this a long grass scenario?
15:19Oh, Mary, there's someone at your stall.
15:21You should, erm...
15:23Wow.
15:24That's all we need.
15:25Well, it's just Mary, innit?
15:28You heard all that, didn't you?
15:29Well, it's hard not to go on, Mary.
15:32You all right?
15:33Do you want to go outside and get some fresh air?
15:34No, no, I'm fine.
15:35And Teflon, thanks to that pair.
15:37It's just a bit much, isn't it?
15:38I know I'd struggle if...
15:39You know, this fair is an absolute shambles.
15:41Where's Webster sloped off to?
15:42She's still striking over a missing clipboard.
15:47I only thought it could have been you for, like, five seconds.
15:49That's five seconds too many.
15:51So what?
15:52You thought I put the frighteners on you so you'd cry on my shoulder,
15:55that way I might get to touch you?
15:57No, of course not.
15:58Or I gave you the money so you might sleep with me?
16:00No, Bobby, no.
16:01Tell me the truth.
16:03Why do you think it was me?
16:07If you can't see you owe me an honest answer,
16:09then this friendship's dead in the water.
16:10Look, I thought maybe...
16:13I thought you maybe did it to spend more time with me.
16:16You think I'd stoop that low just to have more of your company?
16:19Well, no, obviously not.
16:20I weren't thinking straight.
16:22I know I've been an idiot.
16:27But I need you.
16:29I need you to forgive me.
16:30Frankie needs you.
16:31He needs his Uncle Bobcat around.
16:32Frankie'll be fine.
16:34He's got a good mum.
16:36But for future reference,
16:38you need to work on your friendship skills.
16:45Lauren,
16:47I'm out.
16:54I have sent Tracy 11 messages, all unread.
16:58Yeah, well, at least you've got a decent spec.
17:00Where's Debbie?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Ah, Debbie.
17:03Oh, look, we're done in an hour.
17:04Let's not add any more stress.
17:05What do you want me to do, Leanne?
17:06Eh?
17:07Start shifting people around?
17:08Hmm.
17:09Well, it's a bit late in the day, but, yeah,
17:10that sounds like a good idea to me.
17:11Right.
17:12I tell you what.
17:13Why don't we get your cart out of this hellhole
17:16and onto the street?
17:17Eh?
17:18Out of the pavement sound.
17:19Eh?
17:20What are you doing?
17:21Debbie, get off!
17:22Be careful.
17:23Shut up!
17:24Come on, happy customer!
17:25Oh, give me a hand on top so she can get back.
17:27Oh, give me a hand on top so she can get back.
17:28Give me a hand on top.
17:29Oh, I've just changed the record with you.
17:30Oh, my fucking face.
17:31Don't wonder you left her.
17:32Debbie!
17:33She's like a flaming earworm.
17:34You're spilling everything!
17:35What are you doing, Debbie?
17:36What are you doing, Debbie?
17:37What are you doing?
17:38Yeah!
17:39Ah!
17:40Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:42Look!
17:43Ah!
17:44I'm bleeding!
17:45Served you right.
17:46We'll get the first aid box, eh?
17:47I'm bleeding sick of you!
17:49I'm just sick of you!
17:51Alright, chill out.
17:53Hey!
17:56What's the plan?
18:01Move in with Rita?
18:02Yeah.
18:03That'd be lovely.
18:04I mean, she's practically your mum, isn't she?
18:06Yeah, and I love her dearly but, you know, once the day's gone,
18:10I'm going to get the first aid box, eh?
18:13And I love her dearly but, you know, who wants to live with her mum at my age?
18:17Well, a bit of tea, I'll see you do her both good.
18:22How's it come to this, eh?
18:25Oh, someone to turn up.
18:27Brian's offered me a few shifts at the cabin, you know, to tag me over.
18:32Well, you are already on the up.
18:34I mean, I'm grateful.
18:35Yeah, it's just...
18:36It's not where I saw myself.
18:38Were you spoken to Carla?
18:41A bit, yeah?
18:44Was she advertising or what?
18:47Actually...
18:50Actually, she's asked me to step up.
18:53On a trial basis.
18:54Not that I would ever fill your shoes.
18:57You'll be fine.
18:59But you might want to dial down the show tunes a bit.
19:02And you are far too generous with the hotpot.
19:05Well, I'm a feeder.
19:07Correction.
19:08You're a manager.
19:14Will you let me help?
19:16I can do it!
19:17This is all down to your sister, this.
19:20I'll take it from here.
19:21Thanks.
19:22Well, it does look pretty deep, you know.
19:23She might need stitches.
19:24I am here!
19:25It's a lot of fuss over nothing.
19:27Thank you for your help.
19:28And, um, she'll be fine.
19:30What do you like, eh?
19:33My knight in shining armour.
19:36Why are you being so horrible?
19:38I'm not.
19:39I'm just being myself.
19:40You know what I'm like?
19:41I've got more size to me than the 10 o'clock.
19:43I'm not buying it.
19:44I'm taking you to the A&E.
19:46And your stallion.
19:47Give over.
19:48I thought it was right.
19:50You might need stitches.
19:51I'll tell you what I need.
19:52A quiet life.
19:53And for everybody to stop banging on about where they want to be.
19:56And for my exes to just stop mithering me.
19:59Be as nasty as you like.
20:00But you are going to the A&E right now.
20:03Let's go.
20:04Come on.
20:11Come on!
20:12You're joking me!
20:13What's wrong?
20:14I can't find any mallets.
20:15I could have sworn they were in there.
20:17There's nowhere else they could be.
20:19Yeah, well, exactly.
20:20Look, do us a favour.
20:21Have a little scuttle around in there and see if you can find them.
20:24I can't see the wood for the trees, me.
20:26No problem.
20:28I'll stick the kettle on, yeah?
20:30It's enough pranks for today.
20:40Nick!
20:41I can't see!
20:44Nick!
20:45Nick!
20:46Nick!
20:47Nick!
20:48Nick!
20:51Nick!
20:56Are you in pain?
20:57Not your actual pain.
20:59Just cringing with embarrassment kind of pain.
21:02Yeah.
21:03I'm sorry you felt ambushed.
21:05I just wanted to understand, you know?
21:08No.
21:09No.
21:10I'm the one who should be apologising.
21:13I could have handled things a lot better.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Normally, I like the way you jump in with your eyes and eyes.
21:21I would care for singing your praises earlier.
21:22Full disclosure.
21:23I asked him to do a bit of digging.
21:24Hmm.
21:25I'd have never guessed.
21:26You know, with him being so subtle.
21:27Yeah.
21:28I was desperate.
21:29It was that all.
21:30Sit back and watch one of the best relationships I've ever had.
21:31Went down the path, you know?
21:32Rodney.
21:33Rodney.
21:34Hi, Debbie.
21:35I've just been having a look at your medical history.
21:36There's a couple of things I'd like to go through.
21:37Yes.
21:38Yes.
21:39Right.
21:40I'll be right with you.
21:41You should go.
21:42What?
21:43Um, it's not a place I'd rather be.
21:44No, I want you to go.
21:45Please.
21:46Please.
21:47Please.
21:48Please.
21:49Please.
21:50Please.
21:51Please.
21:52Please.
21:53Please.
21:54Please.
21:55Please.
21:56Please.
21:57Please.
21:58Please.
21:59Please.
22:00Please.
22:01Please.
22:02Please.
22:03Why are you pushing me away?
22:06Don't make a song and dance about it.
22:08Just go.
22:09Come on.
22:10On the bed.
22:11Yes.
22:12Are you OK, Mrs. Webster?
22:15Miss?
22:16Yeah.
22:17I'm fine.
22:18I'm just going to ask you a few questions and then we'll get you all sorted.
22:22Ask away.
22:23So, I see you've recently been diagnosed with vascular dementia.
22:28Has that got anything to do with what happened to your hand?
22:29No.
22:30Well, yeah.
22:31A food cart got it both barrels.
22:32a food cart got it both barrels.
22:33And have you told your family about your hand?
22:34No.
22:35Well, yeah.
22:36A food cart got it both barrels.
22:37And have you told your family about your diagnosis?
22:38No.
22:39Well, yeah.
22:40A food cart got it both barrels.
22:41And have you told your family about your diagnosis?
22:42I've known many an object get the brunt.
22:44Normally it's tables and chairs.
22:45So, I see you've recently been diagnosed with vascular dementia.
22:48Has that got anything to do with what happened to your hand?
22:51No.
22:54Well, yeah.
22:57A food cart got it both barrels.
23:01And have you told your family about your diagnosis?
23:08I've known many an object get the brunt.
23:10Normally, it's tables and chairs.
23:12You'll be my first food cart.
23:15The guy you were with, is that your partner?
23:18Was.
23:20And before you ask, no.
23:23I've not told him.
23:25Well, seems to still be keen if he brought you here.
23:30My ex wouldn't even be in the same postcode.
23:33Now then, you mind if I join you?
23:40I was just leaving.
23:41Oh, so hostile.
23:44Would you believe it, mate? I've forgotten my wallet.
23:47Do you, mate, a favour?
23:5420, I do.
23:58Doing half a score.
24:01Seems about right for you.
24:03No kiss goodbye.
24:08Who's been calling you?
24:10I'm on my break.
24:10Can you go to the builder's merchant?
24:12I haven't eaten yet.
24:13Oh, mate, you're worried you'll waste away.
24:15I'll text you a list.
24:17I've got to go sort Liam out back in the yard.
24:19Right, well, I'll sort the yard. You just...
24:21Get off.
24:22Great.
24:24Whatever you say, boss.
24:25Hi, mate.
24:27What, now?
24:28Yeah.
24:29Er, well, I'm up against it, but, yeah, give me, like...
24:32Give me an hour.
24:34Yeah.
24:34Yeah, I'm coming now.
24:35Hello?
24:38Help me.
24:39Please help me.
24:40Come on.
24:40There she is.
24:43Mm-hm.
24:45My favourite auntie.
24:46Why do I get the feeling that compliment is going to cost me money?
24:50Can I have an advance on me wages?
24:51No, of course you can't. Why?
24:52Simon's in Mallorca this week and I want to go see him.
24:53But, but, but, this week? That's a bit short notice, isn't it, Bobby? And what about work?
25:04Oh, auntie, life's too short to spend your time working yourself to the bone for the man. Or woman, in this case. Anyway, it's my birthday this weekend. Come on, don't tell me you forgot. Have you done something different with your hair?
25:22It really brings out your eyes. Oh, enough. Yes, you can have an advance. Just stop being fake and eyes. Hey. Are you sure you're all right? I mean, there's no reason why you're just hopping off to Spain, is there?
25:34Oh, I mean, no, I'm fine. I'll take it to boo this end. Okay. Why don't I buy you drinking the Rovers, say thank you? Oh, what, with my money? Well, it's the thought that counts, innit? Besides, you can make it up to me for forgetting my life.
26:04It's my birthday.
26:06Just get my coat.
26:12Sorry. I got you as quick as I could. Careful, you spent the last half an hour trying to get comfy.
26:18Well, I'm here now, so thanks, but you can get off. Not pushed for time.
26:22Well, I thought you could stay and have some food with us later.
26:26Yeah.
26:28You don't have to watch me sleep. I'm okay.
26:32Get back to Debra.
26:34Oh, well, she's in A&E getting stitches.
26:38She had a hurrah with Leanne and it went from zero to 60 in like a second and she's accidentally cut her hand on a cart.
26:45Is she okay?
26:46Not really, no. She was well wound up.
26:48Not sure wedding fairs are worth all the aggro.
26:53All right. Not what I expected you to be doing.
26:56I'm sick of it. There's not one single set in here. I'm fed up of trying to find two the same size to eat my dinner off.
27:03Are you sure that the spoons and forks aren't collateral damage?
27:07The whole house needs a clean up.
27:09You could start by clearing these plates.
27:12And I'm the only one who can clean, am I?
27:15Just saying.
27:16And if it'll put you in a better mood, you'll be pleased to hear that I've looked into it and even if you were guilty, they normally deal with these kinds of cases with a lot of sympathy, so you should be fine.
27:26Oh, try telling that to everyone round here because they've already labelled me a murderer.
27:30No, they haven't. And if you're worried about Brian, you said sorry. I think you're taking it all a bit too personally.
27:37Too personally? I'm the one who gets the looks, the silent treatment when I go in the Rovers.
27:42Yeah, because you just lost your sister. I think you're deflecting. It's easy for you to hate on people than grieve properly.
27:54How are you and Theo?
27:56Fine.
27:58Now who's deflecting?
28:00I must run in the family.
28:03Well, I'm an advocate for truth between partners.
28:06You are a grade A muppet for letting that cat out the bag.
28:10Now I can't stuff it back in.
28:13Well, er, do something. Show her that you care.
28:19Do you know, it's not a bad idea, that.
28:23Like a surprise wedding.
28:25Are we speaking two different languages here?
28:27Well, you know what they say, go big or go...
28:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do not finish that phrase.
28:32Remember what happened to Dev when he proposed?
28:34Yeah, he went big. Bernie went home.
28:37Yeah, but this is my eyelash. We're meant to be together.
28:39Ah, so does Dynamite and Matches.
28:43Look, just, just don't be a fool.
28:46You know, think this through carefully, how are you going to handle it?
28:49Just give it two seconds of thought, will you?
28:52Yeah, maybe you're right.
28:54Probably not the best time for nuptials, is it?
28:56Finally.
28:59Illicents.
29:01She's just like that.
29:03Really square. Like, really square.
29:04Maria!
29:05Don't you Maria me? Where have you been?
29:07And why was there a bottle of Prosecco missing?
29:09That was supposed to be for potential clients at the wedding fair.
29:12Hey, I could be a client. You could do my next wedding.
29:14Yeah, well, good luck trying to find someone who'll have you.
29:17Oi, excuse me. I used to be a wag.
29:19Oh, really?
29:20Well, now you're just something that rhymes with wag and starts with an S and an L.
29:24Well, it takes one to know one.
29:25Look, ladies, please, let's not fight.
29:27Somewhere in the world there's a war going on.
29:29We need to count our blessings.
29:30Look, Maria, join us, won't you?
29:33Right, so you're not coming back then?
29:35Oh, look, let's face it.
29:36Cards on the table.
29:38I'm not sure if I'm any use to myself.
29:40Let alone you.
29:41Go! Save yourself!
29:43Brilliant. Just brilliant.
29:45Thanks.
29:47Square.
29:49What is it today?
29:53What's got you looking like the world's going to end?
29:56I've just been pired off again on a dating app.
29:59Well, no wonder, going round like E.O.
30:03Well, I usually have sympathy, but you think Eileen's a killer and I ain't got time for that.
30:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, look.
30:09I never said that, okay?
30:11And anyway, I'm not discussing it.
30:13I'm off duty.
30:14Hence a leopard print.
30:16I just came for a quiet pint.
30:18Sorry.
30:19I just feel protective.
30:21I get it.
30:30What are you still doing here?
30:31I couldn't just leave.
30:34I told you to.
30:36Debbie, you're not making sense.
30:39Well, I can't make it any clearer.
30:41And I don't believe you.
30:42No one does such a 180 on a relationship that is going well without something else going on.
30:47Shh!
30:48It wasn't going well.
30:49Not for me.
30:50Liar.
30:51You're lying.
30:53And I know you are.
30:54We were good.
30:56I don't need to justify myself, do you?
30:58Actually, you do.
31:00I'm the one person that does need an explanation.
31:03Okay.
31:05Okay.
31:07Do you want the truth?
31:08Hmm?
31:10I think you're a joke.
31:12Pathetic.
31:14Always playing the big I am.
31:15Ooh, look at me.
31:16I'm Ronnie Bailey with me muscles.
31:17I'm so cool.
31:18But I'm the one with the hotels.
31:21The ambition.
31:22The drive.
31:23What have you got?
31:24Eh?
31:26You're just all gong and no dinner.
31:28Just wandering through life.
31:30Drifting.
31:32Let me tell you this.
31:33There's nothing you can give me that I can't get for myself.
31:38Do you hear that?
31:39Nothing.
31:41Now then.
31:43Is that clear enough for you?
32:03Hello?
32:07Hello?
32:08Hello?
32:10Hello?
32:12No way!
32:13Ha ha!
32:16Me!
32:17I thought Gary let you out ages ago.
32:19You've been in there this entire time.
32:21Yeah, and I think I've missed my English exam.
32:23Oh, come on.
32:24Exams are nonsense.
32:25I did you a favour.
32:26What an absolute legend you are.
32:29You took that like a trooper.
32:30I'm proud of you.
32:31Can I go now?
32:32There you are.
32:33You must be gasping.
32:34I thought I needed to toughen you up.
32:36Make you one of the lads.
32:37But nah!
32:38I reckon you're sound.
32:39And getting out to do something,
32:41I couldn't let the old tea thing slide without reply.
32:44But we're all good, yeah?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Good lad.
32:48Go on.
32:49Have some chips.
32:50Dive in.
32:52Liam the ledge!
32:53Ha ha!
32:55It wasn't Leanne's fault.
32:59I've had something playing on my mind.
33:01And it all gets a bit much sometimes, doesn't it?
33:05And she was in me eye line.
33:07Her and a cat.
33:09Should she are Hooverpole.
33:11Where Abby lost it.
33:13Yeah, alright.
33:14It's all like you don't do it either.
33:15Mount of Bent Spanners in that garage.
33:18How do you get on with Ronnie?
33:20How do you mean?
33:21Oh, come on.
33:22Stop dancing around it.
33:23We both know you still love each other.
33:25Who we talking about?
33:26Ronnie.
33:27And they can stop.
33:28Nothing happened and nothing's going to happen.
33:30But you can tell us to butt out if you want.
33:32Butt out!
33:33You two are good together.
33:35And we're less scratching our heads wondering what went wrong.
33:38Look, just don't, don't just chuck it away needlessly.
33:41Kev, tell her.
33:42Look, I've said my piece.
33:44She knows what I think.
33:45No, I'm with Abby on this one.
33:47It's rare when you find that connection.
33:48When you do, you've got to fight for it.
33:50Everything you've got.
33:51Didn't have you down as a romantic.
33:54Family.
33:55Brings it out in me.
34:00Didn't know it was open mic night.
34:02No, it's closed mic night.
34:04This bad boy belongs to me.
34:06Won't you sing it?
34:08No, I'm going to read some poetry.
34:09What do you think?
34:11Why?
34:12We need a bit of atmosphere.
34:13Lockerdon.
34:15Miserable.
34:16Well...
34:17It's Weatherfield.
34:18I'll soon get them buzzing.
34:20Alright.
34:27Right, ladies and gentlemen.
34:30Choo-choo.
34:31My name is Glenda.
34:34Choo-choo.
34:35And I'm going to be your entertainer for this evening.
34:38Choo-choo.
34:39So why don't we start with a bit of a disco classic?
34:41Choo-choo.
34:42To guys all loosey-goosey.
34:44Choo-choo.
34:45Choo-choo.
34:46Choo-choo.
34:49Choo-choo.
34:57Choo-choo.
34:58My head is in a spin.
34:59My feet don't touch the ground.
35:00Because in it to me, my head goes round and round.
35:04My knees are shaking, baby
35:06My heart breaks like a drum
35:08Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
35:10Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
35:12It feels like
35:14It feels like I'm in love
35:16Yes, I'm talking to you, Craig
35:18Yes, Tex, I don't want to catch it
35:20Ain't been this way before
35:22But I don't want to know
35:24No, come on! Hey, apparently Rovers
35:26is now a cruise liner
35:28Any more tracks like that and it will beat the Titanic
35:30My knees are shaking, baby
35:32Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
35:34Woo-hoo!
35:36My knees shake
35:38My heart breaks like a drum
35:44Woo-hoo!
35:46OK, I'll go first
35:48Who'd we say our match winner was?
35:50Nick, it's my sister
35:52But yeah, it was only missing the boxing ring, wasn't it?
35:54For me, Debbie took it
35:56I mean, normally my money would be on Leanne
35:58but something has definitely rattled Debbie's cage
36:00Yeah, God, they'd sell tickets for that rematch any day, wouldn't they?
36:03Really?
36:04Gossiping about it already?
36:06No, it's funny, innit?
36:08A couple of months back, you both would have been in my corner
36:10Well, with friends like you, you need enemies, eh?
36:12Leanne?
36:13I'll have a glass of red
36:14You can bring it over when you've got a spare minute
36:16You know, from enjoying my misfortunes
36:18Sounds like, er, your day's about as good as mine
36:28Well, I did come in to have a go, but they're not worth it
36:32Nice, quiet drink on me own, I'll be a much better use of me time
36:35Ah, that's the option I went for
36:37Well, you know, care to join them and you're welcome
36:41Misery and company and all that, hm?
36:45Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
36:48The longer I stay, the more they'll be on edge
36:52Hmm
36:58Hiya, love
36:59Er, dinner's gonna be a bit late tonight
37:02Lou's left me in the lurch
37:04And on top of that, she nicked a bottle of bubbly and all
37:06Cheeky cow
37:07Can I help sort it?
37:08Oh, bless you
37:10After an hard day at work, you're still offering to help
37:12You'll make a partner very happy one day, Liam
37:16Hey, how did your exam go?
37:18Okay, yeah
37:19Good
37:20All right, well, you can fill me in later at home
37:23Just clear all this up
37:30Is everything okay?
37:32Fine, yeah
37:34Are you still enjoying it at the yard?
37:36Because, you know, you don't have to work there if you don't want
37:38No, I like it
37:39Honest
37:40All right
37:41I just thought, you know, being surrounded by blokes all day
37:44All that lad banter
37:46Yeah, well, Mick's trying to teach me stuff
37:48Make me better
37:49Hmm
37:50Well, as long as he's not teaching you his bad habits
37:52Look, I think I'm gonna head home
37:55I'm a bit tired
37:56All right, well, I won't be long here
37:58I won't be long here
37:59Thank you
38:00Thank you
38:02Well, I'm gonna take a short break
38:05And when I come back, I'm gonna be taking requests
38:06Can I request a power cut?
38:08Oh, what?
38:09Oh, what?
38:10Oh, what?
38:11Oh, what?
38:12Oh, what?
38:13Oh, what?
38:14Oh, what?
38:15Oh, what?
38:16Oh, what?
38:17Oh, what?
38:18Oh, what?
38:19Oh, what?
38:20Oh, what?
38:21Oh, what?
38:22Oh, what?
38:23Oh, what?
38:24Well, I'm only saying what we're all thinking
38:25Perhaps I shouldn't have let her run things, you know
38:28Oh, it's great
38:29I might suggest she does like a weekly cabaret show
38:32Don't do it
38:33Come on
38:34I'm just saying
38:35Hey, what's this about?
38:37Last-minute Ollybobs?
38:38For your birthday
38:39Oh, thank you, Ryan, for remembering
38:42Unlike some
38:43Oh, get over it
38:44Anyway, remember who's funding your Jollybobs?
38:47Well, I realised I was going a shade of vampire
38:50So I thought I'd better get off and work on my tan
38:52Oh, I wish I could join
38:54Hmm, lads only, I'm afraid
38:55Me and Simon are gonna live it up
38:57Always fancied a phone party
38:59Erm, why wasn't I invited to this family lad's holiday, eh?
39:04We want a fair shot at pulling
39:05You turn up with your top off all ten
39:07We're not gonna have a chance
39:08Eh, it's good point
39:10Hey, shall we get off?
39:12You know, before the encore comes back
39:14Yeah
39:15Oh, good idea
39:16Before it
39:17My ears cannot take anymore
39:18Go
39:19Quick, quick, quick
39:20Living so soon?
39:22Well, we're here for a good time
39:24Not a long time, Jen, you know
39:26Hmm
39:27Both heads up
39:28So
39:29Look, Bobby, if you're just gonna ignore me text, Camille, he's talk in person
39:32I want you to leave me alone
39:34In fact, I'll make it easy for you
39:36I'm going to see Simon
39:38And when I get back
39:39We're just strangers, yeah?
39:41Nothing more
39:42But
39:43What's the emergency?
39:58I've got to go and find Ronnie
40:00I can't leave things however they were left today
40:03I was so cruel
40:04I said some unforgivable things
40:08Well, did you mean him?
40:10No, of course I didn't
40:11Then go tell him
40:13Are you well enough to go?
40:18Do you want me to ask him to come here?
40:20Oh no, he's not gonna come here
40:21Not after what I said
40:23No, I'll be fine
40:24Erm
40:25Yeah
40:26I'll go and find him
40:27Debbie
40:28Good luck
40:29Thanks
40:30I'm gonna need it
40:34Mind how you go
40:48Try, love
40:49Oh, it's a shame they had to get off
40:52I was gonna do a few more numbers
40:54Oh, I'll sleep well tonight though
40:56I'm sure you will
40:57Leave mind some walking on sunshine you just did
40:59It was worth it though
41:02Oh, I remember
41:05There was this man from one of my crews
41:07He's a lovely man
41:08He said
41:09Glenda
41:10You never leave I'm wanting more
41:14Oh, you don't fancy giving his hand with all those glasses do you?
41:17No, thank you
41:18No
41:19Days of hearing the clink of glasses in my sleep are gone
41:22Oh, go on, I'll give you one in the house
41:23Nope
41:24It's time for a fresh start
41:26Embrace the freedom
41:27Mmm
41:28What from pints to
41:30Organising paper rounds at the cabin
41:32It's hardly a whirlwind change, is it?
41:34Well, I might not stay there forever
41:36You know, it don't have to be whirling
41:38For me to see where the wind might take me
41:40I'm not buying it
41:41Mm-mm-mm
41:42I'll be back behind this bar soon enough
41:45No
41:46I won't
41:47I won't
41:48You know, after years of fighting for it
41:50Letting it go
41:51Letting it go
41:52Is liberating
41:53Eh
41:55Hmm
41:56Got a look with them glasses
42:02She's all yours
42:14Oh, this is silly
42:15I should just go over and say sorry
42:16But that's what she wants, the attention
42:18We must have sounded horrible
42:20Well, not as horrible as some of the things she said
42:22So, I'm just making a point
42:24And I feel a bit hard on right to be honest
42:27You know, I'm sorry
42:29You didn't deserve any of that
42:31What are you apologising for?
42:33You're not together anymore
42:34It's not your problem
42:35It's like she's been taken over by some
42:38Actually, no
42:39It is just a part I didn't like
42:41I've seen that side in action against other people
42:44But I never thought for one minute
42:46I'd be on the receiving end
42:47Well, we've got more in common today than we think then
42:50I guess the reason I am sorry is because I know she is capable of such vitriol
42:56And I never caught her on it
42:59Yeah, well, we're all capable of that
43:01Except for our apartments to fix
43:03Yeah
43:06You do well, you're not coming in here
43:09I just have to push me way through it
43:11I just wish they wouldn't put the picture-perfect life in me face all the time
43:16Is it? Perfect, no way
43:19I mean, you only see what they want you to
43:21You know, your sister's thoughts and Nick's
43:23Imagine all those thoughts
43:25Wrapped up in the same workplace, same flat
43:30Yeah
43:31I like the picture you're painting there
43:32It's kind of making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
43:35A recipe for disaster?
43:37Well, not if he gives up full autonomy of his thoughts and actions, no
43:43Is she a controller?
43:44Do you remember that character from Looney Tunes?
43:47The one that used to go
43:48I'll hug you and squeeze you
43:50Well, imagine that
43:51But she's a trained counsellor
43:52Oh, you're a good bloke, Ronnie
43:55Don't let Debbie get you down
43:58Come on, me and you will be alright
44:00Just the two of us
44:01The two of us
44:31The two of us
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