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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Wild West Show Quick Draw Contest.
00:00:18Our contestants today are Robert Fleming, unbeaten in ten previous contests,
00:00:23and the fastest draw west of the Rio Grande.
00:00:26And the challenger, Lyle Wheeler, New Mexico State Champion for the Wild West Trophy.
00:00:56And the winner is Lyle Wheeler.
00:01:17Fantastic. That was the quickest draw I've ever seen.
00:01:20Congratulations, Lyle Wheeler.
00:01:22Let's hear it for Lyle.
00:01:23I'm sorry, son, but your water pump is out.
00:01:32Get a rebuilt one for $27.50, but I'd have to go into town to get it.
00:01:35I just couldn't guarantee it.
00:01:38Well, looks like I got no choice. Might as well go ahead and fix it.
00:01:41All right.
00:01:42You bet.
00:01:53Good luck, Freeman, would you?
00:02:22Wash the windows there. I don't want to get myself here.
00:02:25No, I don't work here. My car just broke down, water pumped.
00:02:28The tenant, he should be back in just a minute, though.
00:02:29Sounds like you forgot the preventive maintenance.
00:02:32Yeah, I guess you might say that.
00:02:35This here's my speed wagon.
00:02:37Yeah.
00:02:37Goes 150 miles an hour.
00:02:40And I can cover eight western states every 12 days.
00:02:43Really?
00:02:43Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. And it keeps me hopping.
00:02:45Turner's my name.
00:02:46How you doing?
00:02:47Well, there is my game.
00:02:51All right. Got alligator here. Got cowhide.
00:02:55How about a new jacket there? I can fix up anybody, huh?
00:02:57No, I don't need a jacket, thanks.
00:02:59Me?
00:02:59Just the other day, now, I sold an old lady.
00:03:0118 pair of shoes. She only needed one.
00:03:03No.
00:03:04See, nobody only buys what they need.
00:03:06If everybody did that, we'd all starve to death.
00:03:08Yeah, well, besides not needing one, I can't afford it.
00:03:10I'm sorry.
00:03:10Now, wait a minute. Money's no excuse because I can offer you credit.
00:03:13All right?
00:03:14You know something? I think this is how you get your kicks.
00:03:16No, no. Selling this my whole life.
00:03:19It's my way of breathing.
00:03:20That and my automobile here.
00:03:22Yeah, this is really a fine car. It's great.
00:03:25Get in.
00:03:27Really?
00:03:28Hey, thanks.
00:03:30Ready?
00:03:30Just put in there and sit down now and feel that.
00:03:34Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:03:36Hey, what kind of engine you got in here?
00:03:38That's a 454, full ground.
00:03:40Start it up there. Listen to it purr, just like a kitten.
00:03:44Oh, yeah, that's great.
00:03:46You ought to get yourself one of these, boy.
00:03:48Don't mind if I do.
00:03:49You ought to get yourself one of these, boy.
00:03:58You ought to get yourself one of these, boy.
00:07:02Hey.
00:08:11I know him when I see him.
00:08:12Hey, listen.
00:08:13You just have a minute.
00:08:14Why don't you go ahead and go and I'll take your station.
00:08:18Howdy.
00:08:19How are you doing?
00:08:20Good.
00:08:21How are you doing?
00:08:22Just fine.
00:08:24Can I take your order?
00:08:25Listen.
00:08:26How come you have to do all the work around here?
00:08:28She's off work now.
00:08:30Oh, I see.
00:08:31Hey, come here.
00:08:33What's her name?
00:08:35Essie.
00:08:36That's her name?
00:08:38Bobby Joe.
00:08:41Ah-ha.
00:08:43Listen.
00:08:44Will you tell Bobby Joe to come over here?
00:08:46I said she's off work now.
00:08:48May I please take your order?
00:08:49All right.
00:08:50I'll have a hamburger, an order of french fries, and a Coca-Cola.
00:08:53And a Coke.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Lots of ice in the glass.
00:08:58You got it.
00:08:59Bye.
00:09:08All right.
00:09:09Hold on.
00:09:15All right.
00:09:16Take that one again.
00:09:19King Camille and the Dia.
00:09:21What is the song?
00:09:23Stuck down today.
00:09:25Hang in on.
00:09:26And another of the old Manmed viele.
00:09:59Bobbie Jo?
00:10:04Yeah, Mama.
00:10:06This Jehovah's Witness came to the door yesterday.
00:10:09Said we all need saving.
00:10:11We're doing all right, Mama.
00:10:13No.
00:10:14I think she was right.
00:10:16God knows things haven't been right around here since your father died.
00:10:21Oh, I've tried my best.
00:10:23All alone as I am.
00:10:26Mama, we've been doing fine for ten years now.
00:10:29I've tried my best.
00:10:31And look what happened.
00:10:32Your sister's run off and you're staying out all night.
00:10:35Bobbie Jo, did you let him kiss you?
00:10:40Mama, I told you.
00:10:42Last Friday I was with Effie.
00:10:44Well, I could have had a heart attack for all you care, too.
00:10:49I have to have my own life, too, you know.
00:10:52Running around all day and night.
00:10:55It wasn't like that when I was young.
00:10:58You're right, Mama.
00:10:59Times have changed.
00:11:02Not in the eyes of the Lord, young lady.
00:11:04What do you want me to do, Mama?
00:11:06Enter a convent?
00:11:08Bobbie Jo, I just want you to be good.
00:11:10You know what that means?
00:11:13To you it means roll over and die.
00:11:15I'll find peace in heaven.
00:11:17You see, right away you start exaggerating.
00:11:22Well, let me tell you something, young lady.
00:11:23I don't know what I would have done without the good Lord.
00:11:26It seems to me, Hattie, that liquor gives you a lot more peace of mind
00:11:30than the Lord, if you ask me.
00:11:33Well, now you just take that back, Miss Appetit.
00:11:39It's getting hot in here, Hattie.
00:11:42I'm going to take some fresh air.
00:11:43I'll see you later.
00:11:44Come on, lover boy, move it.
00:12:05Or did you lose your nerve?
00:12:06Okay, so where are we going?
00:12:13Just the drive.
00:12:15Yeah, but she don't even know who I am.
00:12:17Should I care?
00:12:20Hey, you know, you kind of remind me of somebody.
00:12:22Linda Ronstadt.
00:12:24Is she your idol?
00:12:26Kind of.
00:12:27Who's yours?
00:12:29Billy the Kid.
00:12:31Billy the Kid?
00:12:34Why is that?
00:12:35Because he didn't take no shit from nobody.
00:12:39You like country music?
00:12:40Oh, yeah.
00:12:42Really sounds good.
00:12:44It means to me about what this car does to you.
00:12:48Now, how did you know that?
00:12:50They told me at school that I was mean.
00:12:59City girls are mighty fine.
00:13:03Oh, Lord, they sure have style.
00:13:07Sweet perfume and fancy clothes.
00:13:11Sexy, plain and smart.
00:13:15They'll tell you how they love you.
00:13:19How they yearn for quiet nights.
00:13:23Take them home.
00:13:25And pretty soon,
00:13:27they'll miss those city lights.
00:13:30City lights.
00:13:32City lights.
00:13:34I'll miss those city lights.
00:13:38The star in the sky will never really do.
00:13:46City lights.
00:13:49And there's nothing a poor country boy can do.
00:13:55And there's nothing a poor country boy can do.
00:14:00Are you lonely like me?
00:14:21La, la, la, la, la, la. Are you lonely like me? Do you need a friend to lean on? Oh, you're sad cause your dreams haven't worked out the way you planned them. Can you smile once for me?
00:14:42I know by the way you look at me You're lost and afraid Love is trapped in a memory Baby stop your running There's no use in hiding Baby stop your crying Smile for me
00:15:12Wow, did you write that? Yeah. It's far out. You know what? You ought to be on the stage. Oh, come on, Lyle. I suppose you'd rather sling hash because it's good for your health, all that walking and exercise, huh? No, not exactly. What then? Well, I wanted to be...
00:15:42a country western singer. Oh, now that is a real possibility, I think you're telling me. Oh, that's really nice to hear. But, uh, you didn't really have to say that. No, no, you know, I think you're smart enough to do anything you really want to do if you just put your mind to it.
00:16:00I mean, you could be a real star. All you need is a little management, maybe.
00:16:05Well, maybe if I'd had voice lessons when I was little or something, but now it seems like it's late, I guess.
00:16:13It's never too late, you know. You've got to have dreams and persistence. That's the most important thing.
00:16:18You keep doing what you want and working, and pretty soon you're the best if you believe in yourself.
00:16:24You know what the motto of the Texas Rangers was? No, what?
00:16:28Little man will be big man every time. Little man's in the right and he keeps on it coming.
00:16:33You know, when I was about, oh, about five or six, I guess, I used to stand in front of the mirror, and I'd get all dressed up, and I'd pretend like I was Minnie Pearl at the Grand Ole Opry.
00:16:50Really? How'd that feel?
00:16:53Terrific. I was a star.
00:16:55Yeah, well, um, I used to practice being a gunfighter the same way.
00:17:01You're kidding me.
00:17:02No, no.
00:17:03In the mirror?
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:05Yeah, and I won every time, hands down, too.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, are you lonely like me?
00:17:33Do you need a friend to lean on, or you're sad?
00:17:39Cause your dreams haven't worked out the way you planned them.
00:17:44You're lost and afraid.
00:17:48Love is trapped in a memory.
00:17:55Baby, stop your running.
00:17:59There's no use in hiding.
00:18:01Baby, stop your crying.
00:18:07Smile for me.
00:18:18Oh, wow.
00:18:19La, that's great.
00:18:22Well, all you gotta have is a steady hand, a keen eye, a real good figure.
00:18:26Now, what does a good figure enter into it?
00:18:28Well, that sort of, uh, keeps me interested in teaching.
00:18:30Oh, wow.
00:18:33Okay, now, point it.
00:18:36Gotta cock that hammer.
00:18:37Pull it all the way back.
00:18:37Got it.
00:18:41It's hard.
00:18:42I can't do it.
00:18:43Now, come on.
00:18:44You're gonna get it.
00:18:44Okay, okay.
00:18:45Now, put both hands together.
00:18:46Cock the hammer.
00:18:48That's right.
00:18:49Now, you just squeeze that trigger in it.
00:18:52It's just like praying.
00:18:52Go ahead.
00:18:53I hit it.
00:18:55I hit it.
00:18:57Sure, you hit it.
00:18:58Of course.
00:18:59Told you.
00:19:00It's just like praying.
00:19:00City lights.
00:19:11How they'll miss those city lights.
00:19:16Star skies.
00:19:18Hey, Essie.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:19What are we gonna do tonight?
00:19:48Now, what do you mean, we?
00:19:51Back in the state where I've come from, three's a crowd.
00:19:53Oh, come on, Mom.
00:19:54Well, she's my best friend.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:59Hey, what's this stuff?
00:20:03Well, I sell a gate western states every 12 days.
00:20:06Anything you want from gator to cowhouse.
00:20:08Just ask me.
00:20:09They were supposed to wear plastic to save the animals.
00:20:12Oh, now, that's a bunch of horseshit.
00:20:13Where'd you hear that?
00:20:15Well, I read it someplace.
00:20:16Now, what do you think you're sittin' on right now?
00:20:20Vinyl.
00:20:21Wrong.
00:20:22That is 100% genuine cowhide.
00:20:25Freeze.
00:20:26Keeps your fanny cool.
00:20:28So don't get so hot about it.
00:20:31I'm not.
00:20:32I just know my business.
00:20:33That's all.
00:20:33Give me the ball.
00:20:57Hey, what's the idea?
00:21:00Do you want some action, friend?
00:21:04I guess your machine's kind of new to me.
00:21:06I'll spot you 10,000 points.
00:21:09What kind of odds are you going to give me?
00:21:11I'll give you two more.
00:21:13Hmm.
00:21:14I didn't think about that.
00:21:15I don't know.
00:21:17It's like 20 bucks.
00:21:18That makes 40 to you.
00:21:20You're on.
00:21:30I just got lost.
00:21:34What are you doing here?
00:21:36I'm right.
00:21:38Let's go!
00:21:40Move!
00:21:42Move!
00:21:43Move!
00:21:46Move!
00:21:47Move!
00:21:48Move!
00:21:50Move!
00:21:51Move!
00:21:52Move!
00:21:53Move!
00:21:54Move!
00:21:55Move!
00:21:56Move!
00:21:57Move!
00:21:58Move!
00:21:59Uh-oh.
00:22:02Uh-oh.
00:22:22What do you got?
00:22:24Oh, come on.
00:22:32There you go.
00:22:34Hit me now, baby. Come on.
00:22:37Hit it.
00:22:39Hit me one more time.
00:22:44You got it.
00:22:45That's the one. Come on.
00:22:47Right down a lot.
00:22:49There we go.
00:22:54Two out of three.
00:22:56No, I beat you fair and square.
00:22:58You got it.
00:22:59Come on, baby.
00:23:00Come on, baby.
00:23:01Come on, baby.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:03Come on.
00:23:04Come on.
00:23:05Come on.
00:23:06Come on.
00:23:07One more time.
00:23:08Come on.
00:23:09There we go.
00:23:11Hit it now.
00:23:13Hit it now.
00:23:15That's right.
00:23:16Come on.
00:23:17There we go.
00:23:19Two out of three.
00:23:21Two out of three.
00:23:22No, I beat you fair and square.
00:23:24Besides, my little lady here, she don't like me gambling.
00:23:26So you might as well just pay up.
00:23:34Two to one, remember?
00:23:37Yeah, I remember.
00:23:39Thank you, Connie.
00:23:43Excuse me, boys.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:46Come on, girl.
00:23:47Oopsie.
00:23:48Come on, fellas.
00:23:49I'm not sick of fishing.
00:23:51Here you go, boy.
00:23:52I'm going.
00:23:53I'm going.
00:24:08Hey, Caprone.
00:24:09We don't like cheaters.
00:24:12Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:24:13Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:24:14Hey, you guys, you got me all wrong.
00:24:21No, man.
00:24:22We got your dad right, Jack.
00:24:27Hey, boys.
00:24:28You're going to be calling old Mexican to stand up, huh?
00:24:31Shut up the top, you guys.
00:24:40Jesus.
00:24:41Well, why were they so mad at you?
00:24:43Oh, they're just a bunch of sore losers, that's all.
00:24:45Yeah, but you beat them fair and square.
00:24:47Well, not exactly, huh?
00:24:50What's that?
00:24:51Well, that's a little gaffe I had made.
00:24:53I can make that pinball sit up and do tricks.
00:24:56It just follows my hand right around the board.
00:24:58That's wild.
00:25:00Yeah, I guess I'm just naturally lucky.
00:25:02I think that you are probably the smartest person that I've ever met in my whole life.
00:25:07Really?
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09Does that mean you like me better than your mother?
00:25:11Better than anybody.
00:25:13Let me out of this bed.
00:25:18Let me out of the bed.
00:25:19Let me out of this bed.
00:25:20Well, where'd you learn about all this stuff?
00:25:30From my brother.
00:25:31He's a hunter.
00:25:32Yeah?
00:25:33But he never kills anything he can't eat.
00:25:35What about the gun?
00:25:37That's my dad's.
00:25:39Single-action colt, sort of like the one Billy used to use.
00:25:41Really?
00:25:42Billy the Kid?
00:25:43Are you like your dad?
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47He died before I was born.
00:25:49I'm sorry.
00:25:51Oh, it was a hunting accident.
00:25:52My brother was with him at the time.
00:25:54That's awful.
00:25:56Well, he said that Dad used to always say never to lose your footing or you're a goner.
00:26:01I just sort of always believed that.
00:26:03Well, is that how come you learned to shoot so good?
00:26:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:09Well, because you weren't sure of your footing.
00:26:12No, no, that ain't it.
00:26:13I got confidence that won't quit.
00:26:15I don't know.
00:26:19Tell me, what's it like on the road?
00:26:23Selling?
00:26:24Yeah.
00:26:25Well, it ain't a bad life.
00:26:27Lots of towns, lots of girls.
00:26:29No, no, nothing like that.
00:26:35Hey, listen, could I tell you something personal about myself?
00:26:38Would you promise not to get angry?
00:26:40Well, I wouldn't get angry.
00:26:42And you wouldn't laugh either?
00:26:43No, I wouldn't laugh.
00:26:46I like you too much, Lyle.
00:26:54Well, I lied.
00:26:55I'm no leather salesman.
00:26:57I found that sample case in a gas station back in Los Alamos.
00:27:03Oh, well.
00:27:06Um, shoot, what's wrong with that?
00:27:11You sure you're not mad?
00:27:12I'm not mad.
00:27:15I'll prove on this.
00:27:16City girls are mighty fine
00:27:29Lord, they sure have style
00:27:32Sweet perfume and fancy clothes
00:27:37And sexy painted smile
00:27:40They'll tell you how they love you
00:27:44How they yearn for quiet nights
00:27:48But take them home
00:27:51And pretty soon
00:27:53They'll miss those city lights
00:27:56City lights
00:27:59How they'll miss those city lights
00:28:04Star and sky
00:28:07Star and sky
00:28:07Will never really do
00:28:10City lights
00:28:15How they'll meet those city lights
00:28:20And there's nothing
00:28:22A poor country boy can do
00:28:26Oh, God, I'm just fried
00:28:37It took me three rides to get here
00:28:39Do you believe me?
00:28:39You look beautiful
00:28:40Oh, yeah, I look great, right?
00:28:41Oh, you look beautiful
00:28:43Oh, listen, I stopped by your house
00:28:44And I picked up some of your shit
00:28:46From your mom
00:28:46Thank you
00:28:47Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:28:48Oh, oh
00:28:49About $20 that I made on dip pot night
00:28:54Big deal
00:28:57Come on, give it to me
00:28:59Well, what have we got now?
00:29:02A little threesome?
00:29:03Come on, Lyle
00:29:04Lighten it up
00:29:05Wow, man, don't be so tight, you know
00:29:07Just do whatever comes naturally, you know
00:29:10It's okay
00:29:14It's okay
00:29:15I guess that's sort of like another car
00:29:26Much obvious
00:29:30A little more medicine
00:29:31Grandfather, please
00:29:35Thank you, Grandfather
00:29:38Yes, thank you very much
00:29:41Cheers
00:29:51Sacred mushroom
00:29:54Do you well
00:29:57For many, many years
00:30:00Can you help me to find my own truth?
00:30:23Yes, my child
00:30:24With the help of the spirit
00:30:27It will happen
00:30:29It will happen
00:30:29It will happen
00:30:31It will happen
00:30:33God, I can see
00:30:50I can see it coming
00:30:52What do you see?
00:30:54I can see the whole United States Cavalry
00:30:58Indians, too, man
00:31:01They're all over the place
00:31:02I can see it
00:31:03I can see it
00:31:04Indians?
00:31:05Yeah, Indians
00:31:05I can see some Indians
00:31:10What's happening now?
00:31:14It's the old west
00:31:15Good old days
00:31:16I'm in a town
00:31:19You're in a town
00:31:21Yeah
00:31:21What's a town?
00:31:24Town of Lincoln, New Mexico
00:31:26Lincoln, New Mexico
00:31:29Yeah, it's night
00:31:30They're after me
00:31:32What's after you?
00:31:34Who's after you?
00:31:36Posse
00:31:37Posse?
00:31:38I'm being pursued by the sheriff
00:31:39He's after me
00:31:40He's got to get away
00:31:43They're chasing me
00:31:46There's no way out
00:31:48I'm on the run
00:31:48I've got to hide
00:31:49I've got to get away
00:31:50Posse's coming in
00:31:52They're right on me
00:31:52They're surrounding me
00:31:54They're coming in
00:31:55from all sides
00:31:56I'm on foot
00:31:58I'm going to hide out
00:32:01in the barn
00:32:01What am I going to do?
00:32:04What do I do?
00:32:07Go out the back door
00:32:08I'm shocked
00:32:10Hey!
00:32:12Shocked
00:32:13Lyle
00:32:14Are you all right?
00:32:15Lyle
00:32:16I'm going down
00:32:17Drag off
00:32:19Hey, Lyle
00:32:21They've got them hit?
00:32:22It's all over my face
00:32:24Hey, Lyle
00:32:27Are you okay?
00:32:28Yeah
00:32:29Lyle
00:32:30Yeah, but you know what?
00:32:32Lyle
00:32:33Hey, man
00:32:35I'm an outlaw
00:32:38Outlaw?
00:32:39I am an outlaw
00:32:41Oh, boy
00:32:47That was some trip
00:32:49Oh, Jesus
00:32:50I am still strung out
00:32:51Oh, hmm
00:32:53Jesus, I am so strung out
00:32:58I feel like I'm still into it
00:32:59You know?
00:33:00Go with it
00:33:00Move with it
00:33:01Oh, Jesus
00:33:04Woo!
00:33:05I think we've got
00:33:06Billy the kid here
00:33:07driving this car
00:33:08You do, ma'am
00:33:09You do
00:33:09Uh-oh
00:33:10Okay, boy
00:33:12Let's see your license
00:33:13Oh, my God
00:33:22Lyle
00:33:23Okay, gang
00:33:31Posse's after me
00:33:32You better hang on
00:33:32Lyle
00:33:33What the hell are you doing?
00:33:35Honey, this car ain't mine
00:33:36It's hot
00:33:37Holy shit
00:33:38You mean you ripped it off?
00:33:39God, it don't matter
00:33:40They hang car thieves
00:33:41in this country
00:33:41Oh, my God
00:33:42Oh, no
00:33:44I know
00:33:44You better hang on
00:33:47You better hang on
00:33:48You better hang on
00:33:49YouTube
00:33:50Posse!
00:33:58Posse!
00:33:59Please don't
00:34:00Posse!
00:34:01weed
00:34:03P
00:34:07Posseous
00:34:09Ñ”
00:34:09Posseous
00:34:10Posseous
00:34:11M
00:34:11Oh, my God
00:34:13Look out!
00:34:21Look out!
00:34:22Get out!
00:34:23Hit the deck right now!
00:34:24Move!
00:34:43All right, she can get up now.
00:34:47Oh!
00:34:48Oh!
00:34:49Oh!
00:34:50Oh!
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53Help!
00:34:54Okay, you got any bright ideas what we should do now?
00:34:58Uh, I got a sister that's in show business.
00:35:00Help!
00:35:01Um, right.
00:35:02She, uh, maybe she can help.
00:35:13Oh!
00:35:34Hi.
00:35:35Hey.
00:35:37Say, will you look at that?
00:35:38My baby sister.
00:35:40You know, I never thought you'd turn out to be such a raven beauty.
00:35:43It's in the family pearl.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:46Ouch!
00:35:47Hey!
00:35:48I'm about an honorary son, okay?
00:35:50Hey, Slick, honey, I want you to meet somebody.
00:35:52This is my little sister, Baba Jo, and, um, that's her friend Lyle.
00:35:57How you doing?
00:35:58Good.
00:35:59And this is, um, Essie.
00:36:01Essie.
00:36:02Essie, right.
00:36:03Well, what's the occasion here?
00:36:05Oh, uh, we just sort of came by to say hello.
00:36:08Broke?
00:36:10Yeah.
00:36:11Need work?
00:36:12Hey, come on now.
00:36:14Slick, she don't want to work in this crummy joint.
00:36:16And I don't blame her neither.
00:36:18She's always jumping in when she don't know what the hell she's talking about.
00:36:21I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
00:36:23You take this $10 and blank yourself a feed somewhere,
00:36:26I'm gonna figure something out for you when you get back.
00:36:28Back?
00:36:29You got wheels there, Stud Horse?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:31You mind giving me a lift over from my office?
00:36:33I gotta pick something up over there.
00:36:34Oh, sure.
00:36:35I'm glad to.
00:36:36Sure would appreciate it.
00:36:37See you all back here in a little while.
00:36:40Bye-bye.
00:36:41Uh, why?
00:36:42Uh, honey, be careful, okay?
00:36:44Why do you say that?
00:36:45I don't know.
00:36:46I guess I just don't like to let you out of my sight.
00:36:48Oh, come on.
00:36:49Don't worry.
00:36:50Hey, come on.
00:36:51Loosen the leash.
00:36:53Slick might seem like he's a little dense, right?
00:36:56But I'll tell you something.
00:36:58He is the best that I've ever had in the sack.
00:37:02And you know something else?
00:37:03He's a really good dancer, too.
00:37:05Woo-woo!
00:37:09And he loves me.
00:37:11He seems nice.
00:37:12One night he comes walking up to me and he says,
00:37:15Hey, Pussy Willow.
00:37:16That's what he calls me, you know.
00:37:18He says, you want to know something?
00:37:19You're really too good to be doing this kind of work.
00:37:22I think he's right.
00:37:23So do I.
00:37:24You know what happened?
00:37:26He got me that night.
00:37:32Hey.
00:37:33You guys aren't in any trouble, are you?
00:37:36No.
00:37:37No, we're not in any trouble.
00:37:45Woo!
00:37:46Oh, man, that's wild!
00:37:48Hey, that's really wild!
00:37:49You like that, huh?
00:37:53You want to store it?
00:37:54Oh, no, thank you.
00:37:56Hey, you ain't never seen me high, have you?
00:37:58I'm funny as hell when I'm high.
00:38:00I tell you, I'm bad and I'm resounding big.
00:38:02Woo!
00:38:03Hey, man, we're about to this office of yours anyway, huh?
00:38:05Just make a left up here at the next corner and pull over.
00:38:14I'll be right back.
00:38:16How long you gonna be?
00:38:18Just a couple of minutes.
00:38:23.
00:38:30.
00:38:32.
00:38:34.
00:38:38.
00:38:43.
00:38:44.
00:38:51You stupid goddamn idiot, do you realize what you've done?
00:39:00You didn't done?
00:39:01Shit, yes, you maniac.
00:39:02Hey, why the hell didn't you tell me what was going on back there, huh?
00:39:04I didn't want to let you in on it.
00:39:06What about that big payroll that time with that security guard there?
00:39:08Hey, man, I'm the one that's good.
00:39:10Hey, you realize I killed someone?
00:39:11Don't worry about it, man. That guy's hot.
00:39:15I should have left you back there to die.
00:39:17Hey, I'm grateful. I really am. I'm grateful.
00:39:20Have some shooting?
00:39:22Are you gonna need a doctor for that?
00:39:25No, just give me over to Pearl's place. She'll take care of me.
00:39:30Now, don't worry. It's okay.
00:39:33Look, honey, I got something here. I'll just fix you up fine.
00:39:47Ow! What's wrong with you?
00:39:49Now, Slade, come on now. That's just a little graze on your leg.
00:39:52We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin.
00:39:55Tragedy struck tonight in Lordsburg, New Mexico,
00:39:58as a 47-year-old night watchman was shot and killed
00:40:01as he tried to apprehend two men who fled from the scene of the robbery
00:40:05of the New Mexico Peterbilt setter in an orange Mustang.
00:40:08An all-out alert is on throughout Guadalupe County, says Sheriff Hicks.
00:40:12Apprehension is expected soon.
00:40:14And now, back to today's program.
00:40:21Cut. I guess we're all in this together now.
00:40:25Bullshit. What do you mean, we? I know it's gonna hang, not y'all.
00:40:27Now, wait a minute. We're all family, aren't we?
00:40:33Pearl's right, honey. Listen, we'll work it out together.
00:40:36Kyle, why don't we just give up now before things go too far?
00:40:41Your idea sucks.
00:40:44I've got news for you. Things have already gone too far.
00:40:47Hey, tell the lights.
00:40:54I guess now they're in this thing together,
00:40:56we might as well do our first thing and get out of here, huh?
00:40:58Oh, Jesus.
00:41:02Okay, we better get out through the roof. I got a little plan.
00:41:04Come on, let's go.
00:41:06Roadblocks have been set up for suspects in last night's murder.
00:41:11Now, you guys remember, I'm gonna be right behind you watching, okay?
00:41:13But the radio says roadblocks.
00:41:15Yeah, I know, that's just it.
00:41:16You stop and stall them in case I have to make a break for it.
00:41:18I'll do that.
00:41:19Uh, Lyle, honey, can I ride with you?
00:41:22Hey, not this time. First, let's get out of this scrape.
00:41:24I mean, they don't know about you all and, uh, I need all the help I can get.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:32Lyle.
00:41:35Take care, darling.
00:41:36Oh, be careful.
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:40Don't let you meet, Lyle.
00:41:42Drive you, hotchop.
00:41:46Hello, officer.
00:41:47Howdy, folks.
00:41:48Hello, officer.
00:41:49Hi, lady.
00:41:50What's your destination?
00:41:51Well, we're going to the young Christian's folk singer's meet.
00:41:52Always had a lot of respect for the Lord, lady.
00:41:53Don't we, sir?
00:41:54But I thought that meeting was in Gallup last week.
00:41:58Well, they might have had one in Gallup, I don't know about that.
00:41:59But the one we're going to is in Santa Fe.
00:42:00Oh, I see.
00:42:01Well, y'all take it easy here.
00:42:02You can go now.
00:42:03Thanks a lot.
00:42:04Bye.
00:42:05Bye.
00:42:06Who's that barricade?
00:42:07Is that Lord ass trying to trap you?
00:42:08Because I'd kill that son of a bitch.
00:42:09Come on, Slick.
00:42:10Just put that thing away.
00:42:11He don't know nothing.
00:42:12He's a dummy.
00:42:13Okay.
00:42:14Come on, Slick.
00:42:15Come on, Slick.
00:42:16Come on, Slick.
00:42:17Just put that thing away.
00:42:18He don't know nothing.
00:42:19He's a dummy.
00:42:20Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:21Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:22Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:23We will be rejoicing.
00:42:24Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:25Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:26Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:27Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:28We will be rejoicing.
00:42:29Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:30Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:31Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:32Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:33Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:34Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:35We will be rejoicing.
00:42:36Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:37Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:38Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:39Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:40Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:41We will be rejoicing.
00:42:42Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:43Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:44Bring it in the sheen.
00:42:45Come on, Slick, move it, will you?
00:43:15Holy shit!
00:43:35Wow, that was really incredible what you did at the roadblock to me.
00:43:44You guys are very good, but don't let it go to your head, you understand?
00:43:47Now go on, get back to me.
00:43:51You okay?
00:43:53Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:55Listen, I don't know if it's going to work out too well traveling with this bunch.
00:43:59Oh, Lyle, they did good at the roadblock, didn't they?
00:44:02It's good luck to have family.
00:44:04Yeah, but don't you think you and I could travel better alone?
00:44:07Well, we'll just stay one jump ahead of them, that's all.
00:44:11Yeah, I guess you're right, they're a pretty good bunch.
00:44:14I'm gonna go swimming.
00:44:20How come you gotta do all the dirty work, Slick?
00:44:23Hell, I don't mind, I kinda like working on cars.
00:44:27Yeah, do you know that you're doing everything that Lyle tells you to do?
00:44:31That's because Lyle is much smarter than I am when it comes to planning things out.
00:44:35Now hell, you know me, I can't plan a trip to the supermarket.
00:44:38Yeah, well, I just wish you'd speak up a little bit more.
00:44:43You never talked like that to me before.
00:44:46Well, before, it was just you and me.
00:44:50Do you know what you're starting to act like now?
00:44:53One of them yellow bellies with a big stick up his ass.
00:44:57Now before you go jumping on me, pussy willy, you gotta remember one thing.
00:45:01And I don't want you to ever forget it, ever.
00:45:04What's that?
00:45:05A hard man is good to find.
00:45:08Whoo!
00:45:10Whoo!
00:45:11All right.
00:45:12Whoo!
00:45:13Whoo!
00:45:14You got that bucket of boats ready?
00:45:15Hey, it's in top shape, Lyle.
00:45:16Top shape.
00:45:17Good work, Hoss.
00:45:18Well, what are we gonna do now, Lyle?
00:45:21We're gonna lay low and figure out what our next move's gonna be.
00:45:24I don't even know where we are.
00:45:25Well, I'm driving you better find out.
00:45:26Uh-huh.
00:45:27Well, I guess we'd better head south, you know, in two cars.
00:45:32Oh, it's all right.
00:45:35Well, all right.
00:45:36You got that bucket of boats ready?
00:45:37Hey, it's in top shape, Lyle.
00:45:38Top shape.
00:45:39Good work, Hoss.
00:45:40Well, what are we gonna do now, Lyle?
00:45:42We're gonna lay low and figure out what our next move's gonna be.
00:45:45I don't even know where we are.
00:45:46Well, I'm driving you better find out.
00:45:51Uh-huh.
00:45:52Well, I guess we'd better head south than, Lyle.
00:45:53We interrupt this program for a special announcement from the Sheriff of Guadalupe County, Bud Hicks.
00:46:04Evening. Sheriff Hicks here, Sheriff Bud Hicks.
00:46:07How you doing, Sheriff?
00:46:08Now, I want to make an appeal to Lyle Wheeler somewhere out there.
00:46:12I know you're too scared to give yourself up.
00:46:16But due to extenuating circumstances, I can promise you a fair trial.
00:46:19Now, I can't tell you right off, but we believe you weren't implicated in the way that you thought you were.
00:46:25See?
00:46:26So if y'all just come in and give yourself up nice and peaceful like, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
00:46:31Sure.
00:46:32Oh, yeah.
00:46:34And if you don't, I'm going to hunt you down like a dog.
00:46:39Are you not going to give up to that fat little booger, are you?
00:46:43Pearl, what is wrong with giving up?
00:46:46Oh, screw that, Cheryl. Come on.
00:46:48Lyle, he said amnesty.
00:46:51That means we can all go back.
00:46:53Hey, listen, you're free to do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:46:55Damn it, I mean all of us can go back together.
00:46:58Hey, Lyle, you're not going to listen to this fifth wheel, are you?
00:47:02Okay, fine. That's just fine. What, then?
00:47:05Well, I guess we just better lay low for a while and keep them guessing until we can get our little middies on some more money, huh?
00:47:09All right.
00:47:10How did they find out it was you? I don't understand.
00:47:12Oh, they probably traced that car out of back in that gas station, Los Alamos.
00:47:18How did they find out it was?
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:23All right.
00:47:24All right.
00:47:25¶¶
00:47:55Operator, I'd like to speak to Sheriff Hicks.
00:48:25Lyle, Lyle Wheeler.
00:48:32What is it?
00:48:33Get him, get him.
00:48:34Stay down.
00:48:35It's there Sheriff Hicks.
00:48:36Get over there at the window.
00:48:37Cover me at the window.
00:48:38Where's Essie?
00:48:39You're completely surrounded, Lyle.
00:48:40Ain't no way you can get away.
00:48:41Hey, listen, you two girls, there's a hatch right underneath that cover back there on the rug on the floor.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:47Go out under it.
00:48:48Get the car.
00:48:49Come around and cover us.
00:48:50Come on, Bobby Joe.
00:48:51Essie?
00:48:52Essie, where are you?
00:48:53Come on, just like I did on the TV.
00:48:54Y'all give yourself up, we're gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
00:48:59I think he should say something.
00:49:00No, no.
00:49:01Maybe I should go with him.
00:49:02Shut up.
00:49:03Six of them out there.
00:49:04All right, they're coming around the car, don't worry about it.
00:49:05All right, boys, if you don't come out in three seconds, we're gonna let them have it.
00:49:07All right, boys, if you don't come out in three seconds, we're gonna let them have it.
00:49:16All right, boys, if you don't come out in three seconds, we're gonna let them have it.
00:49:21No!
00:49:22No, you promise!
00:49:23Watch out!
00:49:25Get out of here.
00:49:28Get out of here.
00:49:58Get out of here.
00:50:28Well, he promised me that there wasn't going to be any guns.
00:50:33He promised me.
00:50:35It's OK.
00:50:36It's OK.
00:50:37It's OK.
00:50:38It's OK.
00:50:39It's OK.
00:50:40It's OK.
00:50:41It's OK.
00:50:42I love you.
00:50:43I'm sorry.
00:50:44I'm sorry.
00:50:45No.
00:50:52Nothing.
00:50:53He's dead.
00:50:54No.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:56No.
00:50:57No.
00:51:01You know, she was really OK.
00:51:03I'm going to miss her.
00:51:27No.
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00:52:38I got it all figured out.
00:52:40First of all, we need a whole lot more firepower.
00:52:43Meaning what?
00:52:44We gotta have guns, darling.
00:52:46And you all are gonna have to learn how to use them really well.
00:52:49Now, let's go.
00:52:50Keep making sure the bullets are pulled.
00:53:09Yeah.
00:53:11All ready to fire.
00:53:16Get the shoulder tight.
00:53:18Tie it against the shoulder.
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:21Pull that.
00:53:22Just like that.
00:53:23Okay.
00:53:24Now it's ready to fire.
00:53:25Ready to fire?
00:53:26Now you're gonna find, Pussy Willow, the power of speech in one of these things is amazing.
00:53:29Keep it down.
00:53:30You get people to crawl around on their hands and knees and bark like a dog and curl like a rooster.
00:53:33You'll see what it's going about.
00:53:35But wait a minute.
00:53:36Now, let's count to three, okay?
00:53:38Come on, girls.
00:53:39One.
00:53:40Two.
00:53:41Three.
00:53:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:49Was that great?
00:53:51You were fabulous, my dear.
00:53:52Pussy Willow, that was just beautiful.
00:53:54Come on, let's try it again, alright?
00:53:59Jesus, Pearl, what's taking him so long?
00:54:03You can't hurry these things, baby.
00:54:06Well, I'm going to go in and see what's going on.
00:54:09No, you just stay close by.
00:54:11Because I don't want to have to leave you behind.
00:54:13No, when Lyle says go, I'm going.
00:54:29What are you crazy? Get out!
00:54:33I didn't go!
00:54:43Squeeze the trigger if you have to.
00:54:52Come on, let's go!
00:54:59Come on, you...
00:55:01Throw this thing, you dumbass!
00:55:03Hey, babe, don't ever let that happen again,
00:55:05or I ain't coming back for you, okay?
00:55:07Oh, but Lyle, I made him stand, didn't I?
00:55:11Yeah, cool it.
00:55:15Oh, those people never gave us any trouble.
00:55:17Oh, but Lyle, I made him stand, didn't I?
00:55:19Yeah, cool it.
00:55:23Oh, those people never gave us any trouble.
00:55:26And besides, they promised me $50 for the week.
00:55:30I know, I know, and we weren't using the barn anyway.
00:55:34But I just don't like strangers hanging around.
00:55:38Mr. and Mrs. Potts, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your kindness and your hospitality to me and my good friends here.
00:55:46Now, in reciprocation for that, I want to give you $50.
00:55:50But I don't have it on me right now, so I'm going to send it to you in the mail.
00:55:54Bobby Joe, if you'll get their address here.
00:55:56And I want to thank you all again, and God bless.
00:55:58Oh, by the way, watch us on the TV tonight.
00:56:01You going on a game show?
00:56:03No, sir, we're going to be on the news.
00:56:05See y'all.
00:56:06Excuse me, Mr. Potts, what's your address?
00:56:09Uh, Potts Farm out for Clovis, New Mexico.
00:56:14Okay, and Mrs. Potts, we really loved your pies. They were great.
00:56:18Don't mention it.
00:56:19Okay, bye-bye.
00:56:20Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
00:56:21Bye-bye.
00:56:22Now, you see, Mabel, ain't those nice kids why they wouldn't hurt anybody?
00:56:29Alright.
00:56:30Alright.
00:57:31We're in position. Two minutes to go. Over.
00:57:35Okay, Blue Bunny. This is Red Rover. Turning over.
00:57:37Good luck, Cyber Joe.
00:57:38Good luck, Cyber Joe.
00:58:08This is an out-of-town check, and I'm sorry.
00:58:10We have a policy here.
00:58:12Right. Okay. Thank you.
00:58:13Good luck, Cyber Joe.
00:58:15Good luck.
00:58:16Good luck.
00:58:18Good luck.
00:58:19Good luck.
00:58:25Hello, folks, I'm Slick Callahan, these are my cohorts, Miss Bobby Joe and Lyle Wheeler.
00:58:51Now, y'all just remain in your respectable positions, and we take care of business.
00:58:54Come on, please.
00:58:56Ma'am?
00:58:57Hey, ma'am, don't worry about anything.
00:58:58Bobby Joe, get her a little chair.
00:58:59Sit right down, brother.
00:59:00Don't worry.
00:59:01It's all right.
00:59:02Don't be scared.
00:59:03No one's gonna hurt you.
00:59:04Come on, baby.
00:59:22Let's get out.
00:59:24Come on.
00:59:25I'm sorry.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:27I'm sorry, baby.
00:59:28I'm sorry.
00:59:29I'm sorry.
00:59:30This is my face.
00:59:31I'm sorry.
00:59:32I'm sorry.
00:59:33Come on, baby.
00:59:34I'm sorry.
00:59:35You're right.
00:59:36I'm sorry.
00:59:37I'm sorry.
00:59:38I'm sorry.
00:59:39But you're wrong.
00:59:40I'm sorry.
00:59:41Holy shit, Leroy, look what happened here.
01:00:02Now, come on, you people, get out of here.
01:00:03Get out of here.
01:00:04This is your building's quarantined.
01:00:05Now, come on.
01:00:07Now, move out.
01:00:08Leroy, you call the station right away, you hear?
01:00:10You tell them to get over here in a double.
01:00:11Holy shit.
01:00:41Well, now, tell me, Lyle, what is it makes you fight the pigs the way you do?
01:00:55Oh, it was just an accident.
01:00:56Kind of one thing led to another, you know?
01:00:57Oh, you mean you didn't set out to start no revolution?
01:01:01No, no, no.
01:01:03I was just hitting the road, that's all.
01:01:05And the country just kind of rose up and smacked me upside the face.
01:01:07Oh, geez, I bet that hurt like hell.
01:01:11Well, now, you know, there you go.
01:01:14You know, you can stay right here in the palace with us if y'all's want.
01:01:18Oh, that's really kind of you, but we really got to be moving on.
01:01:20Thanks for your hospitality.
01:01:21Well, that's all right.
01:01:23That's all right.
01:01:30Well, you'll take care now, you hear?
01:01:32Okay, thank you very much for everything.
01:01:33See you later.
01:01:33Bye, sweetheart.
01:01:35Bye, sweetheart.
01:01:36Thanks a lot, Magic Ray.
01:01:37Oh, it wasn't nothing.
01:01:38It was wonderful.
01:01:40Bye.
01:01:40Go on.
01:01:40Drive careful now.
01:01:41Bye, sweetheart.
01:02:11Howdy, boy.
01:02:35I said, howdy.
01:02:36Aren't you people sociable around here?
01:02:38Well, hi, Admiral.
01:02:39Look, we got reason to believe there's a bunch of bank robbers coming this way.
01:02:44Y'all seen the Heidner here of them?
01:02:45Well, have a look-see for yourself.
01:02:47Now, we know they ain't here now.
01:02:51But they might have been.
01:02:52Well, we ain't seen Heidner here of them.
01:02:55Now, listen, which way'd they go?
01:02:56Well, I don't know.
01:02:58Maybe they breezed through on some higher plane.
01:03:01They're back is a nasty habit, Sheriff.
01:03:09Hmm.
01:03:10Hey.
01:03:11Not when it's your own device.
01:03:12You're wasting your time here, man.
01:03:15I don't care what state they're in or where they go.
01:03:18I'm going to get them bunch of murder and thieves.
01:03:21Well, now, we don't prejudge anybody, Sheriff.
01:03:23Not even you.
01:03:25Now, Deputy, you know you ain't going to get that boy to talk that way.
01:03:33I don't condone violence, son.
01:03:41That's enough, Leroy.
01:03:45Leroy, I said that's enough.
01:03:47Now, quit it.
01:03:47Get on back to the car.
01:03:54Now, son.
01:03:57All I'm asking you for is just a little bit of cooperation.
01:04:03You stupid son of a...
01:04:04Now, peace off.
01:04:17Well, honey, there sure weren't no road signs in them there hills, you know.
01:04:42Hey, listen, why don't you girls go on in here and get yourself a ice cream when Slick and I go across the street and get a shake.
01:04:52Oh, listen, don't forget to give that $50 back to that couple where we stayed on the ranch.
01:04:56Mr. Potts probably forgot who we are by now, huh?
01:04:59No, it's a matter of principle.
01:05:00I gave him my word.
01:05:01Hey, wait a minute.
01:05:02I really don't see that myself because that's our money.
01:05:04You don't have to see.
01:05:05You just go on to get some ice cream.
01:05:06You're in the banker, darling.
01:05:07You take care of it.
01:05:08I want some ice.
01:05:11Bye.
01:05:14Bye.
01:05:15Hi.
01:05:17Can we have an ice cream cup?
01:05:18You want one?
01:05:19Yeah, chocolate.
01:05:20Two.
01:05:21God damn.
01:05:23Wow.
01:05:24It's Lyle.
01:05:25I can't believe it.
01:05:27Look what it says.
01:05:28It says, Lyle Wheeler won't escape me, bowed Sheriff Hicks, and not the others, neither.
01:05:32And that goes for his girlfriend, Father Joe Baker, and her sister, Pearl, and that no-good cheap chiseler, Slick Callahan.
01:05:43Shit, that's not very nice to say about Slick.
01:05:45That's an insult.
01:05:46Come on.
01:05:47Look it.
01:05:47And they don't even say nothing here about my dancing, neither.
01:05:50We'll get two of them.
01:05:51One for the boys.
01:05:52Gee.
01:05:54Oh, doesn't he look cute?
01:05:56Yeah, he looks all right.
01:05:58Now, you gentlemen, just relax.
01:06:04I've got to go outside and stroke my strap.
01:06:08Very well.
01:06:10You want to go outside and help him stroke his strap?
01:06:12He left his strap here a long time ago.
01:06:17Okay, boys, put your hands up.
01:06:19Move!
01:06:22You're both under arrest.
01:06:23The name of Sherry Hicks, of Guadalupe County.
01:06:26Now, just who are you, mister?
01:06:27Gantz, Abel Gantz, deputy.
01:06:31Don't move unless you feel real lucky.
01:06:34Because I don't give a shit how I get the reward.
01:06:37Dead or alive, I get it.
01:06:38Why, I'd be a fool.
01:06:40That's right.
01:06:41And you, you must be that petty thief.
01:06:44Like to steal things?
01:06:46Now, why don't you kind of, come on, try to steal by me, huh?
01:06:48Hey, cheese face, I'm going to take you apart.
01:06:54I eat shit like you for breakfast every morning, boy.
01:06:56I'm out of my way!
01:06:59I'd hang your asses right now, both of you.
01:07:02But the law is the law, huh?
01:07:04I told you not to move.
01:07:09Now, Buster?
01:07:10I want you to watch that asshole.
01:07:14I want you to watch that asshole.
01:07:15Now, can either one of those assholes move?
01:07:19Right.
01:07:20I want you to shoot them right where their onions grow.
01:07:24Because I'm going to call the sheriff now and get rid of these guys.
01:07:27Sir, can I have your boots?
01:07:32If I have your boots in my store, business might improve, seeing as how famous you are.
01:07:38Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
01:07:39Just as soon as I'm finished with them, you can have them, okay?
01:07:42Thank you, Lyle.
01:07:43They're on the way.
01:07:46Get out of there!
01:07:47Get out of there!
01:07:48Get on the floor!
01:07:49On your knees, you fat slob!
01:07:51Come on, get out of there!
01:07:53Come on, I want to see you squeal like a pig.
01:07:54Come on, start to squeal.
01:07:56Come on, squeal!
01:07:57Come on, squeal!
01:08:01Squeal out like a real little piggy pool.
01:08:02Come on, squeal!
01:08:04Come on, fat face, squeal!
01:08:06Oh, my God!
01:08:07Now, get out of there!
01:08:09Come on, get out of there!
01:08:10Oh!
01:08:10Oh!
01:08:13It's in that chair!
01:08:16Porky, what you're going to need is a nice clothes show.
01:08:18I'll do anything!
01:08:19Anything, please, ma'am.
01:08:21Oh, oh!
01:08:22Please, oh!
01:08:23Can't exactly call the sheriff and tell him not to come in.
01:08:25All right, no, let's...
01:08:26I gotta...
01:08:27I gotta place to hide.
01:08:28I got money!
01:08:28Buster, tell him I got money!
01:08:30I got money!
01:08:31Please!
01:08:32Money, don't buy everything, deputy.
01:08:34Go ahead, tie him up.
01:08:34Listen, Ham's...
01:08:35We don't like a goddamn pet!
01:08:37No!
01:08:38Porky, what you need...
01:08:40Stop it!
01:08:42Stop it!
01:08:44Come on, Jack. What's going on?
01:08:46Get out!
01:08:50Now you stay put for 15 minutes.
01:08:52You understand me? Yes.
01:08:54You understand? Yes.
01:09:02Move over, darling.
01:09:04Start this up, Pearl.
01:09:06Lyle, what happened?
01:09:08Let's go and kill the deputy.
01:09:10How the hell did that happen?
01:09:12I guaranteed goddamn teeth, Indiana County.
01:09:14Will you two stop arguing?
01:09:16What the hell's the difference? Now start the car!
01:09:18The difference between self-defense and deliberately killing someone
01:09:20in front of a witness is the difference between good and evil, you dummy!
01:09:22Start the car.
01:09:24Come on, start this thing.
01:09:26I can't start it!
01:09:28It's so wild.
01:09:38You got any idea which way they went, Buster?
01:09:40No. No, they didn't say. I don't know.
01:09:42No, I don't suppose not.
01:09:44But didn't you say anything to...
01:09:46Anything to give me a clue or something, you know?
01:09:48Uh, well...
01:09:50Lyle said that I could have his boots when he's through with them.
01:09:52Well, Lyle said that I could have his boots when he's through with them.
01:09:54Well, Lyle said that I could have his boots when he's through with them.
01:09:58That's gonna be a whole lot sooner you think, Buster, I'll tell you.
01:09:59Huh?
01:10:00I'm gonna get him.
01:10:01And you can bet on him.
01:10:02Come on, Lyle.
01:10:03Come on, Lyle.
01:10:05Well, Lyle said that I could have his boots when he's through with them.
01:10:12That's gonna be a whole lot sooner than you think, Buster, I'll tell you.
01:10:16Huh?
01:10:17I'm gonna get him, and you can bet on him.
01:10:21Come on, Lyle.
01:10:23Hey, you know, Lyle, this sure is a nice car with coal.
01:10:36Yeah, cowboys probably rode Lincoln Continental horses, you know what I mean?
01:10:40Yeah.
01:10:41Maybe it doesn't matter.
01:10:43I don't know, Lyle.
01:10:46I'm scared.
01:10:48I wanna see my mama.
01:10:50Hey, there's no chance in there. We gotta keep running.
01:10:52Hey, shut up, Razor Happy.
01:10:54Hey, honey, why even bother? Hattie never cared a lick for neither one of us.
01:10:57Listen, if you want to see her, you're gonna see her, okay?
01:11:00Lyle, that is not safe.
01:11:01Of course it ain't safe, darling, but like I said,
01:11:03if the little lady wants to see her, Mama, she's gonna see her.
01:11:05Now, you just drive.
01:11:10Are you sure you're happy now, honey?
01:11:12Never better, Mama.
01:11:14The sheriff gave me a number for you to call. That's in case I saw you.
01:11:19Hello, Hattie.
01:11:21Hello, Pearl.
01:11:22Mama.
01:11:23He wants to talk to Lyle.
01:11:25Now, he thinks that you and Lyle are innocent.
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29Not like...
01:11:30Not like who, Hattie?
01:11:32Anyway, Bobby Joe, you keep it, huh?
01:11:35He sounded nice. He did.
01:11:37Hattie, what's the real reason?
01:11:40Mama.
01:11:42Come on, Hattie.
01:11:44Come on, Hattie.
01:11:46Bobby Joe.
01:11:47Well, I gotta admit, he said he'd give me $50 if I had you calling him.
01:11:52Hattie, you know, I just want to tell you one thing.
01:11:55You have never changed, and I don't know why I ever hoped that you would.
01:11:59Bobby Joe, I need the money.
01:12:05I know, Mama.
01:12:06I know.
01:12:07Listen, we gotta go.
01:12:08So, uh...
01:12:10I'll see you later, okay?
01:12:11I love you.
01:12:12Bye, Mama.
01:12:13Bye, Mama.
01:12:14Bye, Mama.
01:12:15Bye-bye, baby.
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01:12:30Maybe we're able to decide anything about it.
01:12:34I'm sure we're not to change anything.
01:12:36Come on.
01:12:37Look at your lines.
01:12:39But I'm sure you are trying to change nothing.
01:12:40I didn't know anything, her hometown's gonna end.
01:12:42I know him.
01:12:43He was beneficial.
01:12:44Hicks, also 7, wait for ya.
01:12:52105K, you're moving.
01:12:54105K, you're moving.
01:12:56105K, you're moving.
01:12:58Well, if it isn't our good friend, Sheriff Hicks.
01:13:02Oh, gee.
01:13:04Y'all seen any easier people there?
01:13:06Leroy, you could take a check out and back, see what you can see here.
01:13:10Yeah, yeah, I know these folks.
01:13:13All right, listen, y'all stay here for about 60 seconds.
01:13:16I'm gonna go decoy them.
01:13:17When you hear one shot, come out.
01:13:19You catch that drunk girl.
01:13:30They checked in last night about 7 o'clock.
01:13:32Haven't been out all day, as far as I know.
01:13:34All right, which room they in?
01:13:36Hang on just a second.
01:13:38They're in number 8.
01:13:40No, no, they're in number 9.
01:13:42Number 9.
01:13:43You sure now?
01:13:44Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
01:13:45Why?
01:13:46Are they dangerous, Sheriff?
01:13:47They're a lot of weakness, gang.
01:13:49You tell me.
01:13:51Come on, they're down there.
01:13:52Let's get them.
01:13:53Come on, they're down there.
01:13:54Let's get them.
01:13:55Let's get them.
01:13:56Come on, they're down there.
01:13:57Let's get them.
01:13:58Let's get them.
01:13:59Come on, they're down there.
01:14:00Let's get them.
01:14:01Come on out with your hands up, you murdering phase.
01:14:05All right, that's resisting arrest.
01:14:06Let them have it.
01:14:07Let them have it.
01:14:08Come on, they're down there.
01:14:09Let's get them.
01:14:10Come on out with your hands up, you murdering phase.
01:14:13All right, that's resisting arrest.
01:14:14Let them have it.
01:14:15Let them have it.
01:14:16All right, cover us, boys.
01:14:17Come on, Deputy.
01:14:18All right, come on out with your hands up, you murderin' thays.
01:14:29All right, that's resistant arrest. Let him have it.
01:14:38All right, cover us, boys. Come on, deputy.
01:14:41Oh, my God. It's not them. We just killed three innocent people.
01:14:57It was the Lord's will. They're sinners.
01:15:00Sheriff, I made a mistake.
01:15:06The night manager sent him to another room when I wasn't here.
01:15:09Texas newspapers are often a reward for our hides.
01:15:13Well, what about tomorrow, Lyle?
01:15:17Don't worry, pussy. Well, tomorrow we're gonna hold up in style.
01:15:20Are we still going to the Pueblo, like you said?
01:15:25What do you think, Slip?
01:15:27I vote we head down to old Mexico just as soon as we can.
01:15:30Well, that sounds great. I'd love a taco right now.
01:15:35Well, I think we ought to sleep on it tonight.
01:15:36Hey, Lyle.
01:15:43Lyle, hold me.
01:15:47Lyle, make love to me tonight.
01:15:49What's going on with Lyle?
01:15:57He has things on his mind, Pearl, that's all.
01:16:02He knows what's gonna happen, just like I know what's gonna happen.
01:16:05It doesn't really bother me.
01:16:09I'm ready for it.
01:16:10The only thing that bothers me is that we're dragging you into this, too.
01:16:15You're not dragging me into nothing.
01:16:17Pussy will and goddammit, I just don't want to see you get hurt, that's all.
01:16:22Slip, you know, all my life, everybody's always told me that I'm no good, right?
01:16:28And you're the first person who ever told me that I'd ever amount to anything.
01:16:34So I'll tell you something.
01:16:35I am not leaving you.
01:16:37You can go off and do whatever you have to do.
01:16:40Right now, I just want to do what I want to do.
01:16:42Five dollars and fifty-three cents.
01:17:06Draw your phone.
01:17:08What are you talking about?
01:17:09My name is Joe Graham.
01:17:11So?
01:17:11Pass is drawing Texas.
01:17:16Is that a fact now?
01:17:17I recognize you right off the bat, Lyle, right?
01:17:19Yeah.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:21I never heard of you.
01:17:23Took the championship four years in a row in Texas.
01:17:26My, my, my.
01:17:28You're a real wise guy, aren't you?
01:17:32Don't go away, I'll be right back.
01:17:39Stupid.
01:17:41All right, Lyle.
01:17:45Make your play.
01:17:47I think you're making a big mistake.
01:18:03Shooting against the clock.
01:18:04Ain't nothing.
01:18:05Draw against the man, that's something.
01:18:08You sure you want to go through with this?
01:18:12There's a draw, boy.
01:18:14Come on, so I'll kill you.
01:18:16Lyle, what in the hell are you doing?
01:18:18Just paying the bill, darling.
01:18:19Get back inside.
01:18:21I'll make your play.
01:18:23Now, I ain't never drawed first against nobody, Joe Grant.
01:18:25You're gonna have to do that.
01:18:27Let's go.
01:18:57Let's go.
01:19:27Give me a hundred dollar bill.
01:19:54Maybe that'll help pay for a decent burial.
01:20:08Let's get out of here.
01:20:12Come on.
01:20:14Come on.
01:20:16Come on.
01:20:20Come on.
01:20:32Come on.
01:20:44Come on.
01:20:45Come on.
01:20:46Come on.
01:20:47Joe's just about the best around these parts, Mr. Grant.
01:20:50None faster in West Texas.
01:20:53Sure sorry to see him go this way.
01:20:56Thank you for your time, Mr. Grant.
01:20:58I found this map in the bar.
01:21:00There's something in the margin right here.
01:21:02Want to take a look?
01:21:05Somebody wrote Pueblo there several times.
01:21:07Do you think it means anything?
01:21:09Can't take a chance at home.
01:21:11Can't take a chance at home.
01:21:16Come on.
01:21:17Come here.
01:21:18Let's go.
01:21:19Come on.
01:21:21Come on.
01:21:22Let's get in there.
01:21:24Let's go.
01:21:46Part is in good shape, Lon.
01:21:48Ready to roll any time you are.
01:21:52Did you see Bobby Jo?
01:21:54She went to get us some food.
01:21:56Where in town?
01:21:58Come on, don't worry about her, Lyle.
01:22:16Yes, ma'am, can I help you?
01:22:18Yes, sir.
01:22:22What are you looking at?
01:22:26You look familiar.
01:22:28Are you Jack Kingman's daughter?
01:22:30No, sorry, I've never been here before.
01:22:32You'll be darned.
01:22:34I can swear I know you.
01:22:36Nope.
01:22:40Come on, come on.
01:22:42Yes, ma'am.
01:22:46How much are you?
01:22:47That'll be $3.85.
01:22:52There you go.
01:22:54I'm sure it's $3.85.
01:22:56$5.
01:22:58Put it in the bag, please.
01:23:00Come on.
01:23:02Come on.
01:23:04Come on.
01:23:06Come on.
01:23:08Come on.
01:23:18All right, Lyleweather.
01:23:20I know you're in there.
01:23:22Now, you ain't got a snowball's chance to hell of getting out of there alive,
01:23:27but I'm gonna give you ten seconds to come out with your hands up.
01:23:31One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
01:23:52Now, you ain't got a snowball, but I'm gonna shoot.
01:23:59One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, ten.
01:24:10One, two, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten.
01:24:14One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ten.
01:24:21Let's get the boat out of here!
01:24:51I found this book on western outlaws inside.
01:24:55It's got a page marked.
01:24:58Let me hear what it says.
01:25:01The biggest fool on earth is the one that thinks he can beat the law.
01:25:05That crime can be made to pay.
01:25:08Oh, that's right.
01:25:10I'm sorry.
01:25:11I'm sorry.
01:25:12I'm sorry.
01:25:13I'm sorry.
01:25:14I'm sorry.
01:25:15I'm sorry.
01:25:16I'm sorry.
01:25:17I'm sorry.
01:25:18I'm sorry.
01:25:19All the time can be made to pay.
01:25:21Oh, gee.
01:25:22Never paid and never will.
01:25:24And that was the lesson of the Coffeyville raid.
01:25:28Emmett Dalton.
01:25:33Bastard.
01:25:35You bastard!
01:25:41Get her out of here!
01:25:45You fat pig!
01:25:49You don't know who someone that killed himself.
01:25:52It's a
01:25:54You right?
01:25:55Got me, sister.
01:25:56I'm sorry, she didn't call me an awful person!
01:25:59Bye.
01:26:00What about that?
01:26:01I ц
01:26:16City girls are mighty fine
01:26:23Lord, they sure have style
01:26:26Sweet perfume, fancy clothes
01:26:31Sexy painted smile
01:26:34I'll tell you how they love you
01:26:39How they yearn for quiet nights
01:26:43We'll take them home pretty soon
01:26:47They'll miss those city lights
01:26:51City lights
01:26:54How they'll miss those city lights
01:26:59The star and sky will never really do
01:27:05City lights
01:27:10How they'll need those city lights
01:27:15And there's nothing a poor country boy can do
01:27:21City lights
01:27:26How they'll need those city lights
01:27:31And there's nothing a poor country boy can do
01:27:39City lights
01:27:46City lights
01:27:50How they're gonna make signs
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