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00:01:00I have a lot of fun.
00:01:02I have a lot of fun.
00:01:04How?
00:01:06If you want to be happy, you should really touch her.
00:01:10How could I just have my heart?
00:01:14It's just me.
00:01:16But today, it's just your wedding.
00:01:20How can I do it?
00:01:23Of course.
00:01:29I will become a woman today.
00:01:32I will be very happy.
00:01:35Is that you will kill her?
00:01:39I will buy her a million dollars.
00:01:42Only she will kill her.
00:01:44We will be very happy.
00:01:56You're welcome.
00:02:09No, I can't do it.
00:02:13I'm going to see how to tell you what to do.
00:02:19Open the door!
00:02:21Open the door!
00:02:22How are you?
00:02:23You don't have any evidence.
00:02:25We're only going to take care of tomorrow's wedding.
00:02:28Who are you?
00:02:30Why are you here?
00:02:38What are you doing?
00:02:39What are you doing?
00:02:40What are you doing?
00:02:42You don't have to thank me.
00:02:45This is what we should do.
00:02:48What are you doing?
00:02:51What are you doing?
00:02:52A wedding.
00:02:53I'll give you a gift.
00:02:55I'll give you a wedding.
00:03:00I'll give you a gift.
00:03:03I'll give you a gift.
00:03:05I'll give you a gift.
00:03:06You're not a fool.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:11You're a fool.
00:03:13I don't have any money.
00:03:14What kind of money?
00:03:15What kind of money?
00:03:16A fool?
00:03:17It's not for you to get me.
00:03:19I'm going to get you.
00:03:21I'm going to get you.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23We'll get married tomorrow.
00:03:25What are you doing?
00:03:26Is it going to get married?
00:03:28I can't wait for you.
00:03:29I want to get married tomorrow.
00:03:30You're not going to get married tomorrow,
00:03:31you're not going to get married tomorrow.
00:03:33Do you want to go to go get married tomorrow?
00:03:37Okay.
00:03:39I'll get ready.
00:03:44How's it?
00:03:45Did you?
00:03:47What did you find?
00:03:48Did you find the wedding?
00:03:50If she wouldn't show up this wedding,
00:03:53she would be a week for her.
00:03:56I will be here for her to be a bride.
00:03:59Okay.
00:04:01I love you.
00:04:09Father, I will change the wedding day to the wedding day.
00:04:16Father, I will change the wedding day to the wedding day.
00:04:19Father, why are you?
00:04:21We are with陸瑞 and the other people.
00:04:24What?
00:04:26I'm not going to change the wedding day.
00:04:28And now, I'm going to change the wedding day to the wedding day to the wedding day.
00:04:30We will change the wedding day to the wedding day!
00:04:32Don't worry.
00:04:33Today's wedding wedding, I want to bring them home.
00:04:36She wants you to take care of me.
00:04:41Who wants you?
00:04:42How do you dare to give your money?
00:04:44Why are you taking care of your wedding day?
00:04:47I will!
00:04:48Hurry up!
00:04:49Hurry up!
00:04:50Get out!
00:04:56You little girl
00:05:01Don't worry about me
00:05:02I'm gonna die
00:05:04I'm gonna die
00:05:05I'm gonna die
00:05:06I'm gonna die
00:05:07I'll try to find out
00:05:09I'll try to find out
00:05:17To.. to.. to me
00:05:19I'll go to the police
00:05:27Your bag
00:05:31Thank you
00:05:32It's okay
00:05:33What's your job?
00:05:35Oh
00:05:36It's not a good job
00:05:38It's not a good job
00:05:39It's not a good job
00:05:40It's not a good job
00:05:41It's not a good job
00:05:42Do you have anything I can help?
00:05:44Yes
00:05:45Yes
00:05:46You can take care of me
00:05:48What?
00:05:49I'm kidding
00:05:51I'm gonna die
00:05:52I'm gonna die
00:05:53I'm gonna die
00:05:54I'm gonna die
00:05:55You think the guys are as supreme going first?
00:05:57You'll be neste
00:06:02Oh
00:06:07I want you
00:06:08I want you to know
00:06:14If you really do this
00:06:15I will be the old man
00:06:17You'll become the old man
00:06:19You're the
00:06:19The old man
00:06:22You'll be the only one
00:06:23You wonder who I am too
00:06:24Who are you?
00:06:26I am.
00:06:28Okay.
00:06:30I'll be waiting for you.
00:06:32I'll be waiting for you.
00:06:38You don't want to tell me about you.
00:06:40I'll be waiting for you tomorrow.
00:06:42I'll be waiting for you tomorrow.
00:06:50Do you want to see me?
00:06:52You're a member of the family.
00:06:54You're a member of the family.
00:06:56You're a member of the family.
00:06:58You're a member of the family.
00:07:00You're a girl.
00:07:02I'm too bad.
00:07:04I won't be waiting for you.
00:07:06My dear friends,
00:07:08welcome to my family and周辰泽先生.
00:07:12We'll be waiting for you tomorrow.
00:07:24My dear wife,
00:07:26my dear wife,
00:07:27she's a handsome man,
00:07:28she's a big man,
00:07:29she's a big man.
00:07:30She's a big man.
00:07:31She's a big man.
00:07:32She's a big man.
00:07:33Can we share a story?
00:07:34Let's say it.
00:07:35My dear wife,
00:07:37my dear wife,
00:07:38she's a big man.
00:07:40We're all friends.
00:07:41We're all friends.
00:07:42We all know that I'm a friend and周辰泽
00:07:44as a colleague.
00:07:45I wanted to leave the best school.
00:07:48I wanted to leave the best school.
00:07:49I wanted to leave the best school.
00:07:50I wanted to leave the chair.
00:07:51I wanted to leave the chair.
00:07:52My dear wife,
00:07:53you wanted to leave the chair for the new one.
00:07:55That's too much.
00:07:56I wanted to leave the chair.
00:07:57I thought we were too much.
00:07:59I remember.
00:08:00We only saw the road at the street.
00:08:02The car was slow down.
00:08:03The car was slow down.
00:08:04It took me off.
00:08:05The car was pushed away.
00:08:06It took me off.
00:08:07It was a bad guy.
00:08:08It hit me.
00:08:09My dear wife.
00:08:10You're going to go for it.
00:08:12My dear wife,
00:08:13you're going to be here.
00:08:14You're going to get married.
00:08:15You're going to get married?
00:08:16You're going to go for it.
00:08:17Do you think you're going to be here?
00:08:19The friend of the secretary.
00:08:21My dear wife,
00:08:22you're going to be here.
00:08:23What do you mean?
00:08:24You're a big man.
00:08:25还觉得我配不上你吗?
00:08:27没错,你跟我,哪都配。
00:08:31许彤,玩笑别太过分了,今天可是你和周承哲的婚。
00:08:35不是,这不是我为周承哲准备的结婚业。
00:08:38而是我为他准备的修夫业。
00:08:44而是我为他准备的修夫业。
00:08:52什么?修夫业?
00:08:54他是什么了?怎么从结婚变成修夫了?
00:08:58什么修夫业?
00:09:00什么修夫业?
00:09:01许彤,你疯了吗?
00:09:03我儿周承哲忍辱负重才娶女。
00:09:05你竟然不时好歹要修夫。
00:09:07你一个贪子,要什么修夫啊?
00:09:09你说什么?
00:09:11他忍辱负重娶我?
00:09:13你要不都问我,他就做个手费要领的事情。
00:09:17许彤,你不要狼心狗肺啊。
00:09:20我儿子都没有协计你做轮椅。
00:09:22你凭什么说他不要脸?
00:09:24你今天不把这话跟我说明白。
00:09:25我跟你没完。
00:09:26你问我他为什么不要脸?
00:09:29你怎么不问他呢?
00:09:31够了,许彤。
00:09:33你不要在这里往我身上泼脏水了。
00:09:36这个婚,我本来就没打算跟你结。
00:09:39你现在立刻给我滚出去。
00:09:43是打你的光棍去吧?
00:09:45你说什么?
00:09:48我打光棍?
00:09:49你一个生活不连自理的摊子,还家同四壁的。
00:09:53以为除了我可怜你,还有哪个男人看得上你啊?
00:09:57不好意思,还真有男人看得上我。
00:10:00而且,他比你强千倍万倍。
00:10:05今天的结婚夜就是为他主意,跟你毫无关系。
00:10:09你呢?
00:10:10现在就去门口当了条看门狗。
00:10:13献住我的幸福。
00:10:15许彤,你说什么?
00:10:17你说这是你跟别的男人举行的结婚约?
00:10:19妈,不是的,这是我和他好闺蜜陆蕊的结婚约。
00:10:29你说什么?
00:10:31这是你跟陆蕊的结婚约?
00:10:33是的,这是我和周扅泽的婚礼。
00:10:40KO!
00:10:45situation
00:10:49I love you, you're finally here.
00:11:18I love you, I love you.
00:11:48I love you, I love you.
00:12:17I love you, I love you.
00:12:19I love you.
00:12:21I love you.
00:12:23I love you.
00:12:25I love you.
00:12:27I love you.
00:12:59I love you.
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00:13:03I love you.
00:13:05I love you.
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00:13:09I love you.
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00:13:49I love you.
00:13:51I love you.
00:13:53I love you.
00:13:55I love you.
00:13:57You palabra.
00:13:59I love you.
00:14:01I love you.
00:14:02I love you.
00:14:03He's Geg.
00:14:04I love you.
00:14:06I love you.
00:14:07You're� Baptist don't represent me.
00:14:10I love you.
00:14:10You're Terry sometimes.
00:14:11Don't you?
00:14:12I love you.
00:14:13I love you.
00:14:15这没一样吗 许童是为了救周成泽才落下了残疾 周成泽对他负责天经地义
00:14:21你说天经地义就天经地义啊 你以为你是谁 裁判吗 法官吗 我不是裁判 也不是法官 但我觉得做人得有良知 否则会遭报应的 够了 你不要在这里假惺惺的恶心人了 你可以问问在场的经济同学 我应该娶许童 还是应该娶陆瑞的
00:14:43来吧
00:14:45今天 我就现场和残疾人许童PK
00:14:52看大家觉得今天的新娘应该是我 还是许童
00:14:56觉得是我的 每个人奖励一万块
00:15:00什么 一万公报 这也太过错了吧
00:15:05来 觉得陈泽应该骑许童的 棘手
00:15:10是
00:15:17西童 看到了吗
00:15:19一个残废 一个异类
00:15:22你们两个好像落水狗啊
00:15:26好了
00:15:28来
00:15:29大家觉得陈泽应该骑我的
00:15:33亲手
00:15:34指示陈泽小姐
00:16:04I think the choice is correct.
00:16:06Today's year is my wife.
00:16:09My wife, my wife.
00:16:11You don't have to worry about it.
00:16:14I'm just going to get your parents out there.
00:16:19I'm not going to get your parents out there.
00:16:23If you know my parents' name,
00:16:25you'll be amazed to see my parents' name.
00:16:29You're a fool!
00:16:31Ah, you're like that.
00:16:32Who knows that your father is a poor man.
00:16:35He's a poor man.
00:16:36He's a poor man.
00:16:37Yes.
00:16:38Don't call me an idiot.
00:16:40Hurry up.
00:16:41I'm going to sign up.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:16:55What are you doing?
00:16:56I told you.
00:16:58That's my husband.
00:16:59Not your husband.
00:17:00I'm going to go to the next year.
00:17:02I'm going to go to the next year.
00:17:04And what are you talking about?
00:17:06You have a husband.
00:17:09That's right.
00:17:11You don't have a husband.
00:17:12You don't have a husband.
00:17:14You don't have a wife.
00:17:16I don't have the wife.
00:17:17You don't have a husband.
00:17:19That's right.
00:17:20You're fat.
00:17:21Come on.
00:17:22He's helping me.
00:17:23If he doesn't want to be here.
00:17:25He's going to shoot me.
00:17:27Come on.
00:17:28Come on.
00:17:29turn this way
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00:17:47You are going to do this
00:17:48Go
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00:17:52You're going to start
00:17:53Go
00:17:57The police agent of the police station
00:18:02She's 1,000,000 feet
00:18:04to the end of the show
00:18:16Run!
00:18:17Oh
00:18:28I love the people of the team
00:18:30I love the people of the brave
00:18:31I love you
00:18:32I love you
00:18:33And I love you
00:18:33I love you
00:18:34Are you ready to go to the table?
00:18:47Oh
00:19:02Is it still ready?
00:19:04Are you ready?
00:19:05I'm not sure.
00:19:06He's the president of the four-year-old president.
00:19:09He wants to add 50% of the money.
00:19:12He wants to give his wife for seven.
00:19:15What kind of money?
00:19:16That's not it.
00:19:17It's just your business.
00:19:22Do you want to ask me?
00:19:24I want to ask you.
00:19:26I want to ask you.
00:19:28I want to ask you.
00:19:29You're a good guy.
00:19:30You're not a good guy.
00:19:31I'm a good guy.
00:19:32I'm a good guy.
00:19:33I'm a good guy.
00:19:34You're going to tell me.
00:19:36You're going to tell me.
00:19:38That's enough.
00:19:39Where are you from?
00:19:40You're going to play this kind of comedy.
00:19:43You're going to kill me.
00:19:44What are you saying?
00:19:45What?
00:19:46I'm saying you're a good guy.
00:19:48You're going to play a good guy.
00:19:51What's the meaning?
00:19:52What?
00:19:53You're the one who killed you.
00:19:55You're going to go against you.
00:19:57You're chasing me.
00:19:58I'll be honest with you.
00:20:00Don't be a good guy.
00:20:01I'm a good guy.
00:20:03Good guy.
00:20:04I knew you were jealous of me.
00:20:06I'm looking for the truth to meet you.
00:20:08I'm going to give you a chance.
00:20:10I'll ask you for your love.
00:20:11Don't you?
00:20:12If you're公開.
00:20:13I'll let you go
00:20:14You're a big deal
00:20:15You're a big deal
00:20:18You thought I was a big deal
00:20:19You're a big deal
00:20:20You're a big deal
00:20:21Very good
00:20:22That's all I'll do
00:20:24I'll let you go
00:20:26Let's go
00:20:27Let's go
00:20:28All right
00:20:29Please look at the screen
00:20:31You're a big deal
00:20:34You're a bad guy
00:20:36I'm gonna let you go
00:20:43I don't know how much I'm going to go.
00:21:13What do you think about it?
00:21:14It's not a bad thing to live in my life.
00:21:19It's not a bad thing to live in my life.
00:21:23Your wife, don't be afraid of it.
00:21:25I'll be listening to you.
00:21:26I'll be honest with you.
00:21:28No.
00:21:29Like her, she's not a bad thing to live in my life.
00:21:33I just feel like she's so funny.
00:21:35What's so funny?
00:21:37Isn't that true?
00:21:39It's not true.
00:21:40You don't really think I'm a bad thing.
00:21:43You think I'm poor.
00:21:44You think I can't live in my life.
00:21:48This is what everyone knows.
00:21:50Is it still like me?
00:21:52That's right.
00:21:52You forgot to take a seat on my seat.
00:21:55If I tell you.
00:21:57I'm wearing a seat.
00:22:00What?
00:22:00You said you're wearing a bad thing.
00:22:02Go ahead.
00:22:03Don't get lost.
00:22:04I'm with my husband.
00:22:06That's right.
00:22:07I'm so sorry.
00:22:09You don't want to be a bad thing.
00:22:12You can't seem to be a bad thing.
00:22:14If you're wearing a bad thing,
00:22:16you can't believe that you're a bad thing.
00:22:19Come on.
00:22:20Come on.
00:22:21Come on.
00:22:21Come on.
00:22:23Come on.
00:22:24Come on.
00:22:25Come on.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:28Let's see your dog.
00:22:30Let me look.
00:22:32Let's go.
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00:37:01So,
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