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00:01You know, a lot's happened to me since you last saw me.
00:04Now I'm back and things have not gotten much easier.
00:07My news story starts where the last one sort of faded out.
00:11Look Cracker, don't you be talking no Forrest Gump crap to me, you little bitch waffle.
00:17She, bullet head.
00:20I'm just a boy that was left at the Grand Canyon.
00:23It don't stop me from being all in all the time. Bam, bam.
00:27I married the love of my life's friend.
00:29We got us a little NASCAR pit crew.
00:31I'm so happy.
00:32Doesn't get much gooder than this.
00:34Get over here.
00:35Oh, come on.
00:36But then a storm came in.
00:37That changed everything, man.
00:38I'll be back.
00:39Be careful, Joe.
00:49Dang, what happened?
00:53We played the hits in 1965.
00:55What's going on, man?
00:57When I was spinning in the Twister, then I must have tumbled through time.
01:00I just get stupider.
01:02I need to make it back to Brandy.
01:04Get this boy a drink and clear his head up a little bit.
01:06No, man, I'm cool.
01:07I know you ain't.
01:09Dang, I walk into that every time.
01:12Is this Silvertown?
01:13What happened?
01:14JD's got himself in another bind.
01:16Not quite, termite.
01:17I'm running away.
01:18You ain't man enough.
01:19You know that, Joseph.
01:20Which way am I going?
01:21Last time he had nothing left to lose.
01:23This time...
01:24Dump his body in a trunk, then dump his crazy hair in a different trunk.
01:28He's got shit-tons to lose.
01:31Think this is queer?
01:33Yeah.
01:35What?
01:37You might be the white trash Johnny Appleseed.
01:40Luke, I am your lauder!
01:43You can't hear?
01:44It's funny.
01:46The future's got me crazy.
01:50Life's a garden diggy.
01:52What if you miss the first time you meet Brandy?
01:55Oh, it's you.
01:56Yeah.
01:57My whole future's thrown off.
01:58Everything never happens.
01:59I gotta go.
02:00Okay.
02:03I'm coming, Brandy!
02:07Ah, my mom!
02:08Oh, my God!
02:09My nuns got sucked in, look!
02:11His man's gotten his ballsack stuck down the toilet magnet.
02:13Sir, you gotta lift him up when I flush, okay?
02:15No, that doesn't sound like it's gonna work.
02:16One, two, three!
02:17No, no, no!
02:21Clams, I'm telling you, I'm from the future.
02:22I'll prove it.
02:23That's Daytona 500.
02:24I can tell you who wins.
02:25We just found a goose that lays the golden eggs.
02:27Oh, I laid him.
02:28This goose's name is...
02:29What?
02:30I'll go dirt!
02:32Joe's dirt.
02:36All hells go dirt!