Ted Morgan has been treading water for most of his life. After his wife leaves him, Ted realizes he has nothing left to | dG1fakkyQXhWbmIwbGc
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00:00This is Lawrence. It's Teddy from 7th grade.
00:10Why are you such a miserable bitch?
00:12I shut my life on a path to ruin, and this is funny to you?
00:15You dried up, withered old clam.
00:17What are you smiling about?
00:18Ow!
00:19My name is Ted Morgan, and it's time to punch out.
00:23You're serious? You came back here to fight a bully and then kill yourself?
00:27Jesus, it's like Jurassic Park when he walks.
00:29Teddy, good to see you.
00:31You need to hurt me like I hurt you.
00:33Bring the pain, bitch pants.
00:37Are you sure you're okay to drive?
00:41Just so you know, it was twice the legal limit.
00:44It's the same thing about your boobies.
00:47That woman worships the ground I walk on.
00:49She spits in your coffee. I've seen it.
00:51That is good. Tell them what your secret ingredient is.
00:54Love.
00:54Can I ask you a favor?
00:59Could you help me kill my dad?
01:00Why not?
01:01This suicide thing. Someone isn't going to care.
01:03Ted Morgan?
01:04Vicky Cerrone?
01:05And they most likely won't ever forgive you.
01:07I want to give us a chance we never had.
01:09We'll have kids.
01:10And, uh, husband?
01:12I never orgasm like that.
01:13Set me on fire. Stalking my eyes.
01:15Get out!
01:15My life is really complicated right now.
01:21Kathleen?
01:22Whoa!
01:23What are you doing?
01:24No, no!
01:26Shh!
01:27We're gonna wake her.
01:28What?
01:28Vicky!
01:29No one set the path of killing yourself is gonna be easy.
01:36You're both assholes.
01:38They t
01:52You're both assholes.
01:57You're the only guy I knew
01:58That could be the only guy I knew
02:00Not too much