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00:00I just want all of...
00:02This week on The Tonight Show, J-Welcome scheduled guests Robin Williams, Hugh Grant, Ben Affleck, Denise Richards, and Freddie Prinze Jr.
00:14Plus the music of Celine Dion, Jimmy Buffett, and Brian Adams.
00:18Your local news is next.
00:20Some bizarre weather rolled into the inland northwest and I knocked down trees and power lines put two people in the hospital.
00:26And scrubbing graffiti, eight stories up, hanging from a rope.
00:31This has been a presentation of ABC News.
00:33More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
00:41The Wonderful World of Disney presents Phenomenon 2, Saturday, 8, 7 central on ABC.
00:47Health experts visit the Big Bend with hopes of trimming down Tallahassee youth, but first, Tom, there's a quick look at weather.
00:54Well, the trick-or-treaters are...
00:56The NBA playoffs continues Sunday.
00:59Lakers Suns, 3 Eastern on ABC.
01:02Only one show dares to reward behavior like this.
01:14It's the 33rd Annual Daytime Emmy Awards, hosted by Kelly Monaco and Tom Bergeron, with a special performance by Rick Springfield.
01:23It all starts live from the red carpet on SoapNet.
01:25Watch the 33rd Annual Daytime Emmy Awards, Friday at 8, 7 central, only on ABC.
01:32Ben and Jen's Baby Safe Checklist.
01:34Visit Doctor, Childproof House, and, oh yeah, win World War II.
01:37I got you, son of a...
01:38Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Pearl Harbor.
01:42Next Saturday at 8, 7 central, only on ABC.
01:44Your discretion advised.
01:46You're watching KETV Channel 7 Omaha.
01:51More complete coverage.
01:53This is KETV News Watch 7 at 10.
01:58Tuesday at 10, 9 central, she's the FBI's best.
02:02You want me to steal the money back?
02:04Yeah.
02:04Tough and smart, but she's not perfect.
02:07I know you.
02:08Would you like to?
02:08This is a side of the FBI you've never seen.
02:11You don't get to judge me.
02:13And characters you'll never forget.
02:14Our new Line of Fire, ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 central.
02:17Viewer discretion strongly advised.
02:19There's only one word to describe NBC's new reality show, The Apprentice.
02:26These folks are going to go through hell.
02:2916 people.
02:31I gave you one small job and you fell asleep doing...
02:33Competing for the dream word to describe NBC's new reality show, The Apprentice.
02:41These folks are going to go through hell.
02:44Shut up.
02:4416 people.
02:45I gave you one small job and you fell asleep doing...
02:48...repeating for the dream job of a lifetime.
02:50Working for Donald Trump.
02:52And you'll have to feel the pressure.
02:55Stay out of my face.
02:56You threatened me.
02:57It's over.
02:58Critics call it totally original, The Apprentice.
03:01You're fired.
03:02NBC Thursday after an all-new Friends.
03:04Stay tuned for an all-new Frasier.
03:07Coming up next on NBC.
03:09Me from the Middle East with an accent and no links to the carpet trade.
03:15I'm better than you.
03:17Hey.
03:17You know, I, uh...
03:20Mavis rented a room to a group who are upstairs right now using illico...
03:27I know what I'm doing.
03:41Is that right?
03:41Yes, it is.
03:44Well, go ahead on there.
03:44Well, thank you.
03:45You like it?
03:46Yeah, if you put it in there, I'll find out.
03:47Oh, you know, I'm gonna get it in there.
03:49Yeah.
03:49We'll pick something I can put in there.
03:51Yeah, well, put some crazy glue in there, though.
03:52Well, I'm gonna put some crazy glue in my hair.
03:54Oh, you want your nose?
03:55Let's move on.
03:57Card.
03:58Yeah.
04:02Sweet.
04:03Sweet.
04:04Yeah.
04:10NBC Monday, after all the heartache and all the twists, everything comes down to this.
04:16The Average Joe grand finale.
04:18I've never felt more pressure.
04:20Who would it be?
04:21The hunk who lives with his parents?
04:23Or the average Joe who's got one last surprise?
04:26He's a millionaire.
04:27I just wanted to kiss him.
04:29He's come so far.
04:31But this Monday, will the beauty choose The Average Joe?
04:34I think you're amazing.
04:35The Average Joe finale.
04:37NBC Monday in an early time, 9, 8 central.
04:40Center.
04:41With Harry Connick, Shanti, and Ruben Studdard.
04:45Then, an all-new West Wing.
04:47Meet the people who will turn the White House upside down.
04:50The grandson and the son-in-law.
04:52My children choose morons.
04:54They say daughters look...
04:56Thanksgiving Sunday, NBC presents the original Men in Black.
05:01This week on The Tonight Show, Jay welcomes scheduled guests Arnold Schwarzenegger, Garth Brooks, Tom Hanks, John Glenn, Cameron Diaz, and ER's Noah Wiley.
05:10Plus, the music of Enrique Iglesias and Melissa Etheridge.
05:13Your local news is next.
05:15A blood bank crisis, and it has nothing to do with a shortage of blood or donors.
05:20Wild weather in California causing injuries and power outages.
05:23The holiday travel rush starting early.
05:25Could the weather slow down your getaway plans?
05:27The news is next.
05:36Later on The Tonight Show, we begin things with the Matrix revolutionary Jada Pinkett Smith.
05:42Then, see what's cooking with Emeril Lagasse.
05:44And end it all with some music from R.E.M.
05:47But first, your local news.
06:02Hi, sweetie.
06:03I love you.
06:04The friends discovered Joey's feelings for Rachel.
06:08I know.
06:09You like Rachel?
06:10What am I going to do?
06:12And Rachel and Ross learn the sex of the baby.
06:17Find out if it's a boy or a girl.
06:21All your friends must see TV Thursday.
06:25All figured out.
06:25This is the part where you kiss your fiancée goodbye.
06:28Jampstick.
06:28Until someone she never expected changed everything.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33That is so wrong.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36That is crazy glue.
06:37Sometimes it's the little things that tell you when something's wrong.
06:40You glued your own finger to your face.
06:42Or when something's right.
06:44What happened there?
06:44Crazy glue.
06:45That's great.
06:46Because I can use a little more embarrassing.
06:47It's adorable.
06:48Leap of Fame.
06:49NBC Thursday after Friends.
06:51Ed and Carol finally came together.
06:53Now, only one thing can tear them apart.
06:56Bonnie, what are you doing here?
06:58Oh.
07:01Then, the most anticipated premiere of the season.
07:03The West Wing.
07:05Can you tell us right now if you'll be seeking a second term?
07:08Followed by an all-new Law & Order with a mother of an ending.
07:11The season premiere of Ed.
07:12The season premiere of The West Wing.
07:14And an all-new Law & Order.
07:15NBC Wednesday.
07:17And this is Bergen.
07:17Walter was the mouthpiece for America.
07:20To me, there's George Washington and there's Walter Cronkite.
07:23I'll be away on assignment.
07:24And Van Rather will be sitting in here for the next few years.
07:27When he retired, I was really desolate.
07:31And that's the way it is.
07:32That's the way it is.
07:33That's the way it is.
07:34Hear more from your favorite stars on CBS The First 50 Years Wednesday.
07:40Look at the bell.
07:40Stick around for late night fun with Dave and his guests.
07:44It's all coming up on The Late Show with David Letterman.
07:46But first, stay tuned for the latest local news.
07:49Up next, another breakthrough tonight in the war against cancer.
07:53A new drug that attacks cancer in a whole new way.
07:56Hoboken says goodbye tonight to its favorite son in a memorial mass for Frank Sinatra.
08:01And Godzilla stomps into Madison Square Garden.
08:04We'll take you to tonight's Star Stutter premiere.
08:06News 2 starts right now.
08:08CBS Monday on the new hit drama Family Law.
08:18Soccer parents out of control.
08:20The parents sued over a bad offside call.
08:22No way he was offside.
08:24And their kids aren't going to take it anymore.
08:26We don't want our parents at the game.
08:27We can give you a detainer.
08:29Now two lawyers clash.
08:30Yeah.
08:30Over soccer wars.
08:33And an accused man's beliefs.
08:34Religious law forbid a woman to be seen in public.
08:37Could destroy him.
08:38Your freedom depends on your wife's testimony.
08:41No.
08:41All new Family Law.
08:43CBS Monday.
08:45This week on The Late Show, don't miss Johnny Depp, Jungle Jack Hanna, Woody Harrelson and stupid human tricks.
08:51It's all new all week.
08:53Now your local news.
08:55Up next on Channel 6 News, it's the principle of the thing.
08:58And she's not going to give up until she gets some answers.
09:01A Schenectady car accident leads to a wild ride with one man clinging for his life to a moving van.
09:07And rock didn't rattle and roll the heartland alone.
09:10The capital district had a whole lot of shaking going on, too.
09:13Meet a local radio legend who spun the platters that mattered next on Channel 6.
09:18Now.
09:25Stay right where you are.
09:26For Robin Williams, Chris Isaac, and a whole lot more on tonight's Late Show with David Letterman.
09:31Now your local news.
09:34Coming next on the News Center 6 Nightcast, shocking news about the possible cause of the deadly American Airlines.
09:48Stay right where you are.
09:49For Robin Williams, Chris Isaac, and a whole lot more on tonight's Late Show with David Letterman.
09:54Now your local news.
09:56Coming next on the News Center 6 Nightcast, shocking news about the possible cause of the deadly American Airlines crash into a Columbia mountain.
10:04You'll also hear the story of a four-year-old Seattle boy and his apparent reincarnation as a religious figure.
10:09Plus, they say he's got to go.
10:11The Japanese say goodbye to its greatest film star.
10:13Stay tuned.
10:14The Nightcast is next.
10:15We have a big show.
10:21That's the way you're in.
10:22This is the Twilight Zone.
10:25Remember the shows you grew up with.
10:32Later on the Tonight Show, Jay uncovers the X-Files' David Duchovny.
10:36You knew he was out there.
10:37Plus, White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer and country crewner's Brooks and Doug.
10:42Your local news is next.
10:44Eyewitness News 4 feedback focuses on what Thussonians think should be done about the drug problems in local schools.
10:49But we begin with a live report from the newest wildfire to ignite in southern Arizona.
10:55It's 10 o'clock.
10:55Southern Arizona's news leader starts now.
10:58Later on the Tonight Show, Jay's fielding his summer catch, Freddie Prinze Jr.
11:09Then Kevin Smith strikes back.
11:11And no more drama from Mary J. Blige.
11:13That's in your little news.
11:14Next.
11:18Six numbers that could make you a multimillionaire.
11:22And this includes former Boy Scouts say they believe what many current Boy Scouts do.
11:28Don't.
11:28Their battle is straight ahead.
11:29It's 10 o'clock.
11:30And the news is next.
11:43Melrose Place will be gone for a couple of months, but is returning for a summer of love.
11:50I'm still in love with Amanda.
11:52You son of a bitch!
11:54Your self-righteous husband and good friend Jennifer Mancini are having their own affair behind your back.
11:59I'm sorry!
12:00It's gonna be a wild summer.
12:02I love you.
12:03Don't call me again.
12:04Ever.
12:05With all new episodes.
12:06Do you, Amanda, take this man?
12:09Oh!
12:10And unexpected surprises.
12:13So you gonna give me a hug?
12:15James!
12:15Josie Bissette returns for a summer of love, Melrose style, on a brand new season of Melrose Place.
12:24I made this.
12:29Fox tomorrow.
12:31You're caught in the middle of a high-speed pursuit.
12:33Get out of the truck!
12:34Get out of the truck!
12:35Ending in a wild takedown on cops.
12:39Then, police call him Spider-Man.
12:42And these pictures prove why.
12:44Follow the daring career of an international jewel thief.
12:47And the dangerous events.
12:49They were traveling at quite a high speed.
12:51That led to a dramatic capture.
12:54And all new America's Most Wanted.
12:57It all starts at 8, 7 central.
12:59Tomorrow on Fox.
13:01Jimmy Kimmel Live, ABC Late Night Weeknight.
13:04If they haven't pulled this show, they're certainly gonna tonight.
13:07In just 30 seconds, Barbara Byrd-Bennett sounds off.
13:11The chief investigator, Dwayne Pullman, chases down answers after a dream home is demolished.
13:17Mel Gibson, Danny Glover.
13:19Oops!
13:20Lethal Weapon 3, ABC Saturday.
13:22I'm Rob Marciano, the K2 Weather Center.
13:24Here's a look at your pollen count today and tomorrow, both on the high side.
13:28Stick around.
13:28K2 News and Gloria.
13:30Relive a moment when star Jessica Lundy played Jerry's girlfriend with a wild laugh
13:34on Seinfeld.
13:35I started out with Jerry and ended up with Kramer.
13:38I'll give you a call and thanks for the fish.
13:40By the way, you know why fish is so thin?
13:41Why?
13:42They eat fish.
13:44They let me do a laugh that was, you know, frightening to small children.
13:49Hope and Gloria is part of Must See TV Thursday.
13:51Stay tuned for Jay Leno and The Tonight Show as they welcome George Wendt.
13:55Your local news is next.
13:56Up next at Deadly Elevator Ride was a man scared to death after a wild plunge at a nursing home.
14:03Also, a second wave of flooding devastates California.
14:06Plus, after Ewing's injury had the Knicks turned lame.
14:08Riley rants.
14:09New score in 30 seconds.
14:10Are you ready?
14:14Are you ready?
14:14Are you ready for some football?
14:34The biggest events in television is coming to ABC.
14:38Get ready for Super Bowl XXXIV, Sunday, January 30th.
14:43After almost 20 years apart...
14:45Mary?
14:46Rhoda?
14:47...television's best friends are back together again.
14:50Can't wait to see our daughters together.
14:53Think they were always like that?
14:55Guess a yes.
14:56Mary Tyler Moore and Valerie Harper.
14:58An ABC original.
14:59Mary and Rhoda.
15:00Monday, February 7th at 8, 7 central on ABC.
15:08This season, and America's most popular online service makes a mistake with a woman's wallet.
15:12And the KKK rally just north of Gainesville.
15:14Stay tuned.
15:15The news is next.
15:15Later on the Tonight Show, Jay takes a spin with Charlie Sheen,
15:28plus comic Tom Cotter, and the tunes of Aaron Carter.
15:31Your local news is next.
15:33The year's first drowning on a local river.
15:34Next, how the warm temperatures may deceive you.
15:37An attempted abduction at a local courthouse.
15:39Tonight, the victim speaks out.
15:40Plus, the effort to stop power prices from rising, and how to take part in this Hollywood film.
15:50George Clooney on Good Morning America.
16:05Now, Denise Rich, the millionaire socialite at the center of the scandal, is ready to speak.
16:10What does she now want you to know, 2020 next Friday?
16:22Now, Denise Rich, the millionaire socialite at the center of the scandal, is ready to speak.
16:27What does she now want you to know, 2020 next Friday?
16:30Have a great day.