Capt. Robert Daly presides over his crew with wisdom and courage. But a new
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Captain daly or non-federation vessel jump straight out of white space right in front of us
00:00:42Valdac that can't be my data scan indicates a heavily armored gorgon dreadnought vessel id number nine eight six four three two
00:00:48Thank you dodani valdac must have hijacked it from the fermi hub and tracked our position
00:00:52Jalaska shield status shields 100 percent helmsman packer captain prime rear thrusters rear thrusters prime
00:01:00If that's valid he'll rip us to shreds captain we have to surrender there's no other way let's not lose our heads lieutenant balsam
00:01:08Shields at 68 percent heavy damage reported decks six through ten fires in meds center and major rupture of jacargo bay alpha
00:01:17We've got no choice captain do you want me to open comms with vilex craft captain negative
00:01:22Shields at 54 percent there's no way out
00:01:26Captain please not now walton
00:01:29Helmsman packer
00:01:31Take us into that asteroid gas cluster into the cluster
00:01:35That's suicide sir it is our only chance that gas cluster is charged with ionized pyron particles
00:01:41If our shields hold we can use them to increase our photon intensity packer increase thrusters
00:01:47Shields at 43 percent
00:01:51It'll tear the ship apart captain walton you are a space fleet officer act accordingly
00:01:56Shields at 32 percent
00:01:58That's not following me
00:01:59Blacker turn us around
00:02:00Alaska charge photon bolts
00:02:05Holds charge captain
00:02:12Fire
00:02:16This hull's breached shield's gone he's defenseless
00:02:22Lieutenant Lauer open comms
00:02:24He's already hailing us captain
00:02:25On screen
00:02:26On screen
00:02:27Captain dearly
00:02:28May you drown in the venom of 900 Tegorian snakes
00:02:32You are defeated valedak return the plasmorthium crystals and we'll cause you no more damage
00:02:37You must make me a fool captain
00:02:39I know the crystals capabilities and I will die before I give it up
00:02:44I gave you a chance valedak showed you mercy
00:02:47Reflect on that while you can
00:02:49No
00:02:50Close cops
00:02:53Jalaska destroy the ship
00:02:54Yes captain
00:02:55That was incredible captain
00:03:03You saved our lives
00:03:04I'm so sorry I lost it back there captain
00:03:06Not for the first time
00:03:08Walton
00:03:09I should know by now
00:03:10Never to doubt you
00:03:11Please
00:03:12Forgive me
00:03:13At ease walton
00:03:15Captain
00:03:16Sensors indicate an escape pod ejected from valedak's ship before detonation
00:03:19He's escaping with the crystal
00:03:22You want me to blot up a pursuit course captain?
00:03:25No
00:03:26We'll let him go
00:03:29For now
00:03:31It's great decision making captain
00:03:34Three cheers Captain Daly
00:03:36Hip hip
00:03:37Hooray
00:03:38Hip hip
00:03:39Hooray
00:03:40Hip hip
00:03:41Hooray
00:03:42Hip hip
00:03:43Hooray
00:03:44For he's a jolly good fellow
00:03:45For he's a jolly good fellow
00:03:47For he's a jolly good fellow
00:03:49So stay all of us
00:03:54God bless you captain
00:03:55God bless you
00:03:57God bless you
00:04:07Thirteenth floor
00:04:08Welcome to Callister
00:04:10Oh
00:04:11Excuse me
00:04:13Excuse me
00:04:20Hey
00:04:27I don't know
00:04:34Elena
00:04:35My pass doesn't work
00:04:37You must earn you on first of each month
00:04:39Yeah I know that
00:04:40But the first was on the weekend
00:04:43So
00:04:46Okay
00:04:47Thank you
00:04:51Thank you
00:04:52You're welcome
00:05:02Morning Mr. Daly
00:05:03Oh, it's been Packer
00:05:04Huh?
00:05:06Uh, I mean Mr. Packer
00:05:08Nate
00:05:10Okay
00:05:12Are you making coffees?
00:05:14Yeah
00:05:17Do you think maybe you could make me one too?
00:05:23Sure, sure
00:05:24Uh, w-what do you want?
00:05:26Just vanilla latte
00:05:27Skim milk
00:05:28Yeah, good call
00:05:29It's
00:05:35Very, very big numbers
00:05:37And we might just have to hold you to that
00:05:39Well, no, yes, of course
00:05:40Sure
00:05:41Not yet
00:05:44Oh, are you okay, man?
00:05:47I guess you didn't see my gym bag
00:05:50Yeah
00:05:51Come on
00:05:52Get up
00:05:53I'm sorry, bud
00:05:54Okay
00:05:55Left it
00:06:00You're gonna do it for me
00:06:01And you're gonna make it good
00:06:02You know?
00:06:03You are a god to me, at least
00:06:14Oh, the lady's bathroom
00:06:15Is that why this sign's kind of confusing?
00:06:31You're Robert Daly
00:06:33Right?
00:06:35Right
00:06:36Yeah
00:06:37Hi
00:06:38I'm Nanette
00:06:39Nanette Cole
00:06:41Um
00:06:42I started here today
00:06:44Coding on the update
00:06:45And I just wanted to
00:06:47Pass on
00:06:48My admiration to the person who
00:06:50Actually designed
00:06:52Infinity
00:06:53The procedural algorithm is amazing
00:06:56It's just some beautiful
00:06:59Code
00:07:00Thank you
00:07:01That's actually the reason that I wanted to work here
00:07:08You must be busy, I'm so sorry
00:07:09No, no, it's fine
00:07:10Oh
00:07:11Sorry
00:07:12No
00:07:13Well, just fangirling
00:07:14Sorry
00:07:15Um
00:07:16Oh
00:07:17Ooh
00:07:18Vintage
00:07:21Yeah, it's
00:07:22Space Fleet
00:07:23Wow
00:07:24It's a TV show
00:07:26Before your time
00:07:27Before my time, actually
00:07:30But it was
00:07:32Visionary
00:07:34Is this on, like, tape?
00:07:36Yeah, we got the VHS
00:07:38The DVD, Blu-ray
00:07:39The whole thing
00:07:41Seasons one to six
00:07:43Netflix has it these days
00:07:45Aboard the spaceship USS Callister
00:07:48Okay
00:07:49Yeah, so
00:07:50Okay, so Callister
00:07:51Is like the
00:07:52Uh
00:07:53Yeah, when
00:07:54When we set up the company
00:07:57I suggested that we call it
00:07:58Callister
00:08:00Kind of a
00:08:01Little tribute
00:08:02Walton didn't really get the reference
00:08:04But he
00:08:06Let me have that one
00:08:12Mini skirted damsels
00:08:13A little cold for that in space
00:08:17That is
00:08:19Just what a bar gradient sand warrior would say
00:08:23Bob
00:08:24Christmas is closing in like a goddamn meteor
00:08:26We've got customers all over our balls waiting for the infinity update
00:08:29Tell me
00:08:30It's gonna be up and running before the weekend
00:08:31I'll ask
00:08:33I'll ask
00:08:34Kabir
00:08:35Your CTO, don't ask anybody anything
00:08:36You should be telling people things like I'm fucking telling you right now
00:08:39I'll talk to him
00:08:40Good
00:08:41I'm sorry
00:08:42Okay
00:08:43Hello
00:08:44Hello, sorry I couldn't have been a good moment to
00:08:47No, you must be new
00:08:48Uh, I'm James Walton
00:08:49I run the company
00:08:50I...
00:08:51Well, we run the company
00:08:52Kind of
00:08:53Bob here is the hardware and I am the shiny front end
00:08:57I'm Nanette Cole
00:08:58Which department?
00:08:59Engine architecture
00:09:00Uh, it's your first day?
00:09:02Uh, yeah
00:09:03Yeah
00:09:04Have you had the tour?
00:09:06No, I...
00:09:07Please
00:09:09Allow me
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12It was so nice to meet you
00:09:17Yeah
00:09:20Just a little bit
00:09:21What?
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Uh, I said I'm here
00:09:24People call it a carefree
00:09:26I call it a care...
00:09:27An admin?
00:09:28Interesting
00:09:29Oh, that's scary
00:09:30Yeah
00:09:31I'm not excited to be here
00:09:32Thank you
00:09:36Dude, Donnie
00:09:39Good beer
00:09:40Mmm
00:09:41Mr. Daly
00:09:42Do you have the latest ETA on the update patch?
00:09:46It's just there's still some runtime errors
00:09:48Well, the thing is, Mr. Daly, we could have it ready by on the play today
00:09:51But if we had time, we could alter the training mechanics, tweak the critical hit system
00:09:56But of course, that'd add another week, maybe ten days or so
00:10:03Mr. Daly
00:10:05Yeah
00:10:06Yeah, do all of that
00:10:07Thank you
00:10:09Okay, we're on it
00:10:11The Stellenbosch
00:10:12Happy Book
00:10:13...
00:10:14Yeah, I don't think so
00:10:15Like this
00:10:17...
00:10:19...
00:10:21...
00:10:22This is a game
00:10:23...
00:10:24...
00:10:25...
00:10:26...
00:10:30...
00:10:32Let's go.
00:11:02Let's go.
00:11:32Welcome back, Captain.
00:11:36Have you located Valdak's position?
00:11:38Not yet, but our sensors are scanning every star system between here and Valdak's.
00:11:43So your answer is no.
00:11:45Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
00:11:57You are pathetic, Walter.
00:12:01What are you?
00:12:01What's that?
00:12:06Pathetic!
00:12:09So Valdak's out there somewhere, and you village idiots are sleep at the wheel.
00:12:24You're not just disgraceful, you're disgusting, all of you.
00:12:31So can you do one thing?
00:12:36Can you find Valdak?
00:12:38I'm not asking.
00:12:42I'm telling you.
00:12:44Understand?
00:12:46Hmm?
00:12:46Yes.
00:12:48Yes?
00:12:48Yes, Captain.
00:12:49Yes.
00:12:50Yes.
00:12:51Hi, Captain.
00:12:52Huh?
00:12:52Well, all right.
00:13:00So ask a check security protocols.
00:13:03If they've expired, you're in trouble.
00:13:04Yes, Captain.
00:13:06Valdak, recheck those probe results.
00:13:09No room for errors.
00:13:11Of course, Captain.
00:13:11Helmsman Packer.
00:13:13Captain.
00:13:15Vanilla latte.
00:13:17Skim milk.
00:13:19At once.
00:13:23Walton.
00:13:38Exit game.
00:13:41Thanks, Captain.
00:13:58Hi, Linda.
00:14:01Yeah, do you feel like you have everything you need?
00:14:02Mm-hmm.
00:14:04That's a nice sweater.
00:14:05It's all.
00:14:06Is she?
00:14:06Uh, I'm not here.
00:14:09Thanks.
00:14:09Mr. Daly, got that new ETA in the update patch.
00:14:16New ETA?
00:14:17Yeah, it's all good, but now we're looking at December 24th for rollout.
00:14:20We don't patch until Christmas Eve?
00:14:22Well, yeah, I mean, with the alterations, you approved.
00:14:29Okay. Okay.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:33Hey, Robert.
00:14:40Hi.
00:14:41I was just going to fix a coffee. Do you want one?
00:14:45Sure.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:49Vanilla latte with skim milk.
00:14:53Okey-doke.
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:58Absolutely.
00:14:59Absolutely.
00:15:02Mm-hmm.
00:15:04Oh, yes, they are great numbers.
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08Cover.
00:15:10Total fucking shitwit.
00:15:13Do you want a coffee?
00:15:14Brushed suede.
00:15:17So how are you settling in?
00:15:18Are you settling in?
00:15:20Uh, yeah.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22Everyone here is really friendly.
00:15:25And, um, it is not like my last job.
00:15:29Thank God.
00:15:30No?
00:15:31It was a toxic workplace.
00:15:33You know, my boss was a major league bully, and it's not like here.
00:15:38Like with, uh, Mr...
00:15:40Walton?
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:41Oh, yeah.
00:15:41He's a really good guy.
00:15:43He's a bit of a player.
00:15:44Chuck a ham sandwich across the room, he'll fuck him before he hits the ground, but he's
00:15:47basically an all-right bloke.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:50Well, there's, uh, two bosses here anyway, so I guess.
00:15:55Two how?
00:15:56Robert Daly.
00:15:58Oh.
00:15:59I mean, well, yeah, technically.
00:16:02Mr. Daly is actually the whole reason I'm here.
00:16:05Really?
00:16:06I mean, who wouldn't want to work under an incredible mind like that?
00:16:10You know?
00:16:11His coding is sublime.
00:16:14Do you have a thing for him?
00:16:17Daly?
00:16:17No.
00:16:18No.
00:16:19No.
00:16:20It's not like that.
00:16:21It's-it's purely-it's professional.
00:16:23I like his code.
00:16:25Oh, fuck it, I was gonna say.
00:16:27You know, don't be too nice to him, because he gets a bit scary.
00:16:31Mm.
00:16:33Wide berth.
00:16:34It's my advice.
00:16:36Wide berth.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:45Jacob.
00:17:15Bye.
00:17:15Bye.
00:17:16No bye.
00:17:17Come in.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18It's okay, Jacob.
00:17:19Later, guys.
00:17:45Bye.
00:17:45Bye.
00:17:46Bye.
00:17:46Bye.
00:17:47Bye.
00:18:15Bye.
00:18:15Bye.
00:18:15Welcome.
00:18:45Welcome to Callister.
00:18:50You're welcome.
00:19:00God damn it, Robert!
00:19:02Christmas Eve, really?
00:19:05Not okay.
00:19:20Watch out.
00:19:25Oh, my God!
00:19:32Oh, my God.
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:32Oh, my God.
00:21:02Oh, my God.
00:21:33It looks like there's a new girl in the office.
00:21:36What's your name, Han?
00:21:39Yeah, come in.
00:21:40Let me fix you a drink.
00:21:41We have everything from Ben-Garian phlegm shots to, uh, distilled root blood from the kangaroo quadrant.
00:21:48What's your poison?
00:21:50Some of this actually is poison, so don't be shy.
00:21:53Am I dreaming?
00:21:56Yeah, no, no, afraid not.
00:21:59I'd remember dreaming.
00:22:00Me too.
00:22:02Where am I?
00:22:04It's the USS Callister, Space Fleet's finest, exploring the furthest reaches of the known universe and beyond.
00:22:09We are its loyal space crew, and now apparently, so are you.
00:22:13Cheers.
00:22:13Your name?
00:22:17Hey, what's your name?
00:22:18Nanette.
00:22:20We've met.
00:22:21Maybe.
00:22:22In the real world, I wouldn't have no way of knowing.
00:22:24What do you mean?
00:22:27Yeah, you'd better sit down.
00:22:29No, I don't, I don't want to sit down.
00:22:32I want to know what's going on.
00:22:34You're on board Robert Daly's ship.
00:22:37Robert Daly, the CTO?
00:22:39You're he's, Captain Daly, our fearless leader.
00:22:42Yeah, you're seriously going to need to sit the fuck down.
00:22:46Welcome.
00:22:47You are, um, hey, hey, you're the intern from work, right?
00:22:53Nate?
00:22:53Packer.
00:22:54Nate Packer.
00:22:55Wait, so, I'm still just the intern out there?
00:22:59Jesus.
00:23:01You're, um, you're, you're...
00:23:03Dudani.
00:23:04Diagnostics.
00:23:05Welcome.
00:23:07Alright.
00:23:11You're the receptionist, right?
00:23:13Elena, your skin is blue.
00:23:16Weird blue alien skin.
00:23:18I know it's fucked up.
00:23:20Almost sort of racist.
00:23:25Walt, fix us something.
00:23:27Something you'll recognize.
00:23:29What car?
00:23:29Hey, so what's it like out there now?
00:23:31What?
00:23:32Like, what year is it?
00:23:33Well, don't do a headache.
00:23:34Walt, what year?
00:23:35I, I, I, I, I saw you today.
00:23:38Ooh, did you see me?
00:23:39Did I look thin?
00:23:41Hmm?
00:23:41Like weak grass yoga thin?
00:23:44Can we not pop our fucking minds?
00:23:45Someone needs to be straight with me right now.
00:23:49Okay.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:51Listen.
00:23:52This is infinity.
00:23:54That's what we're all inside.
00:23:56That's where all of this exists.
00:24:01Infinity the game?
00:24:03Daily's got his own modded version of infinity re-skinned to look like his favorite TV show.
00:24:08Space thing?
00:24:09Space thing?
00:24:09Space fleet.
00:24:11Hence the groovy decor.
00:24:11And this tasteful gets up.
00:24:14Infinity?
00:24:15That, that's an online game, like a multiplayer deal.
00:24:17This, this...
00:24:18This is his development build.
00:24:21Sealed off so he can control it.
00:24:23He keeps it offline so the custom code he's written can't be detected and deleted.
00:24:26Yes, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a bubble universe ruled by an asshole god.
00:24:32He put us in, in here?
00:24:37Mm-hmm.
00:24:38Drink your vodka.
00:24:40How do we get out?
00:24:42They really drink it.
00:24:44Drink it.
00:24:49You can't leave.
00:24:50What?
00:24:51None of us can.
00:24:53Because you're not actually you.
00:24:56What?
00:24:56I know it's mental, but you're a copy of you.
00:25:01A digital clone.
00:25:02No, no, I am, I'm me.
00:25:05I am me, I'm me.
00:25:06No, not the real you.
00:25:07Daily's created an identical digital version of you.
00:25:10Of all of us.
00:25:12From your DNA, he'll have harvested it somehow.
00:25:15Oh, he told me he got mine from the rim of a smoothie cup.
00:25:18He retrieved Packers juices from the bathroom.
00:25:19Man, you have got to let that go.
00:25:21She does not need details.
00:25:22Yeah, basically, he's got a gizmo.
00:25:23I theorize an advanced biometric DNA virtual clone.
00:25:26Yes, yes, he's got some fucking gizmo, that's what I said.
00:25:28Fine, that's fine.
00:25:28He fed your DNA in, he grew you inside his computer, and bam, you pop up here like a pop-tart.
00:25:34Yeah, we've all been through it.
00:25:36He brings us in for different reasons, shit we did in the office.
00:25:40I called him out for staring.
00:25:41I reset admin permissions on a test build for 14 minutes.
00:25:45Insufficient smiling.
00:25:46I brought in the wrong sandwich.
00:25:48Okay, never mind the reasons.
00:25:49The point is that we're stuck in Daly's playground, and that's all you need to know.
00:25:54This is a dream.
00:25:56Here, it has to be.
00:25:58It's more like a eternal waking nightmare from which there is no escape.
00:26:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:07For fuck's sake, I'm trying to break her intently.
00:26:09The quicker she gets, the easier I'll be.
00:26:13Daddy's home.
00:26:15I'll be here any moment.
00:26:16I'm gonna get out of here.
00:26:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's gotta stay on the bridge.
00:26:21Hey, he controls everything.
00:26:22He does sit to make us cooperate.
00:26:23Get up!
00:26:24You have no idea.
00:26:25I'm trying to help her.
00:26:26Just leave it.
00:26:27He's gonna fuck us all up if she doesn't play ball.
00:26:29Yes, well, she's gonna have to work out for herself.
00:26:31I will, did.
00:26:31There's gotta be way up.
00:26:44Come on!
00:26:44Come on!
00:26:44Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard.
00:27:06Crew, we have a new member of the team, science officer Danette Cole.
00:27:12Please, take your post.
00:27:13I believe we finally managed to track Valdak to an uncharted planet.
00:27:18No.
00:27:19Take your post.
00:27:20That is an order.
00:27:20I'm not doing this.
00:27:25The whole thing's much better if you let yourself get into it.
00:27:27You think that I'm playing along with your space force bullshit?
00:27:32Space fleet.
00:27:33Whatever.
00:27:34You can think again.
00:27:35This is my ship.
00:27:37I am your captain, and order is an order.
00:27:39Then go fuck yourself.
00:27:42Sir.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:45So we're doing it this way.
00:27:51What, are you gonna throw a fireball?
00:27:57Oh dear, can't see, can't breathe, unpleasant, isn't it?
00:28:13Do you submit?
00:28:16You won't die, you know.
00:28:19No one dies in here unless I want them to.
00:28:22I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it.
00:28:28Forever gasping for a breath with a mouth that isn't there.
00:28:32Do you submit?
00:28:37Good girl.
00:28:47Lieutenant Cole, Valdak's hideout.
00:28:49Triangulate the signal, please.
00:28:52It's, it's any button.
00:29:11They're all the same.
00:29:16Well?
00:29:16I'm getting a signal from a class of five.
00:29:20Planet.
00:29:21Greenwich.
00:29:22Run.
00:29:22Run over.
00:29:24Planet.
00:29:25Man.
00:29:28Excellent.
00:29:29Good Donnie, prepare the transplant system.
00:29:30Of course, Captain.
00:29:31Walton, Packer, Lowry with me.
00:29:33We'll transport down to the planet, reclaim the crystal, and bring Valdak to justice.
00:29:39Actually, Cole.
00:29:41You come too.
00:29:42Perfect opportunity for you to prove you're more than a recommendation from Space Fleet.
00:29:47What do you say?
00:29:57Mr. Doodani, transport.
00:29:59All right, Captain.
00:29:59All right, Captain.
00:30:29Helmsman, Packer, okay?
00:30:31You've got to call me Helmsman Packer.
00:30:33We hate you when we don't use our proper titles.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35You've got a gun, so let's take him out.
00:30:36Then give it to me.
00:30:37Okay, one.
00:30:38Our guns don't need to look.
00:30:39Only his does.
00:30:40And two, the motherfucker is invincible, okay?
00:30:43Come on, let's go.
00:30:48At least you've got a gun.
00:30:55Captain.
00:30:55We meet again, Captain Daly!
00:31:02We're trapped.
00:31:05Not advisable.
00:31:07My plasma grenade will turn you into screaming soup.
00:31:10He's not going to kill us, Captain.
00:31:12He had the element of surprise.
00:31:13He'd have done it when he had the chance.
00:31:16Haven't worked out how to use the crystal, have you, Valdak?
00:31:19It's true I require your space fleet knowledge.
00:31:22But it's also true that you're going to give it to me!
00:31:25Don't be so sure.
00:31:28Jesus, I...
00:31:30Shh.
00:31:31Let's see how your resolve holds up once you're devoured one by one
00:31:36by my arachnogest!
00:31:38Holy shit.
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:43We're all going to die.
00:31:56Killing us won't make us tell you how the crystal works, Valdak.
00:32:00We will never...
00:32:01Hold on.
00:32:04I think my pizza's here.
00:32:09Pause the game.
00:32:12What's happening?
00:32:14You heard him.
00:32:15He paused the game.
00:32:16Because he's got a pizza delivery.
00:32:18Out there.
00:32:27Hold on.
00:32:28Hold on.
00:32:28Watch out.
00:32:40He'll be back soon.
00:32:42That's good.
00:32:43This launcher's heavy as shit.
00:32:47How you holding up?
00:32:48You know, we're existing.
00:32:51How you doing, Julian?
00:32:56Well, yeah.
00:32:56You look great.
00:33:00Her name's Jillian.
00:33:03She was in marketing.
00:33:04Yeah, Daly turned her into...
00:33:05That, because she wouldn't play along when he cloned her into here.
00:33:09This universe is littered with things like her.
00:33:13Poor fuckers who stepped out of line.
00:33:18Thanks.
00:33:18Here comes Captain Dick.
00:33:28Hey.
00:33:31I'm gonna get you.
00:33:32I'm gonna get you.
00:33:33Hey.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:38If we die, the secret of the crystal dies with us, Valdak.
00:33:43Oh, my God.
00:33:45We are all gonna die.
00:33:49Valdak.
00:33:50What is it, Captain?
00:33:53Final words.
00:33:56Over there.
00:33:58A naked lady.
00:34:00Really?
00:34:02No!
00:34:03Great plan, Captain.
00:34:10Unparalleled tactics, Captain.
00:34:15We've fought many battles, haven't we, Captain?
00:34:19We have.
00:34:19And I've been a good adversary for you.
00:34:24Have I not?
00:34:29Then please.
00:34:35I'm dead.
00:34:37Please.
00:34:46Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code.
00:34:49I wish I could help.
00:34:59Sorry, bud.
00:35:04Take him to the brig.
00:35:09Kudani.
00:35:10Captain.
00:35:10Transport us aboard.
00:35:12Yes, Captain.
00:35:12I'm aboard.
00:35:14I'm sorry.
00:35:18Hooray!
00:35:19Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
00:35:23For he's a jolly good fellow.
00:35:26For he's a jolly good fellow.
00:35:28For he's a jolly good fellow.
00:35:30Oh, so say, oh, my fuck.
00:35:37That wasn't very nice.
00:35:38Today I will show you mercy.
00:35:47Great mercy, Shane, Captain.
00:35:49Tomorrow, you should reconsider your...
00:35:52amenability.
00:35:53I may not be feeling so benevolent.
00:36:01Exit game.
00:36:02Oh, fucking hell.
00:36:03Oh, fucking hell.
00:36:05This was dense.
00:36:07I don't like dense.
00:36:10Drake?
00:36:10Mm-hmm.
00:36:14So how was the mission?
00:36:15It wasn't too bad.
00:36:16Usual standoff storyline.
00:36:18Saw Jillian for marketing.
00:36:20Oh.
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:21There is no way that I am kissing that asshole.
00:36:24You're just going to get more and more pissed.
00:36:26How about you kissing, then?
00:36:27You get used to it.
00:36:29It's quite...
00:36:29There's no tongues.
00:36:30If that's any consolation, there's never any tongues.
00:36:32Doing tongues is not spazlet way.
00:36:34Mm.
00:36:35It's not like it can get beyond kissing anywhere.
00:36:37What do you mean?
00:36:39Oh, you haven't noticed.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:45Please.
00:36:46Please don't do that.
00:36:47Don't.
00:36:48Oh, my God.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:49Yes.
00:36:50Oh.
00:36:51There's no genitals in Space Fleet.
00:36:53This is a wholesome universe.
00:36:55He must have modified our code that way.
00:36:57Mm.
00:36:58We're all the same.
00:36:59You don't believe me.
00:37:00Take a look down there.
00:37:01We have tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom.
00:37:05No sensation at all.
00:37:08Can't even ship.
00:37:09Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing our shit.
00:37:13Oh, I miss taking shit.
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:18Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line.
00:37:24We are gonna get this bastard.
00:37:26No.
00:37:27Yeah?
00:37:27You've tried a million times.
00:37:29No way out.
00:37:30No.
00:37:31Walton.
00:37:32Come on, Walton.
00:37:34Like I said, he's an asshole god.
00:37:36Mm-mm.
00:37:39Gilly's smart, but he's not a god.
00:37:42He's a coder.
00:37:45He is fallible.
00:37:52Kabir.
00:37:54What was that thing he was holding in his hand?
00:37:56That scanner thing?
00:37:57His omni-corder, primary communications device.
00:38:00You said he kept his version of the game offline.
00:38:02But the omni-corder made contact with the outside world when the pizza came, so it's got to be connected to his home system, at least.
00:38:10The omni-corder's gone.
00:38:11It loads when he loads, and it goes when he goes, and that's the only one.
00:38:14No.
00:38:16There has got to be a way to connect.
00:38:18You won't hack it.
00:38:22I've tried.
00:38:24I haven't.
00:38:40Bingo.
00:38:44Oh, that's good.
00:38:45Yeah, this is part of Infinity's front end.
00:38:47Yeah, yeah.
00:38:47You can invite a friend with a custom message.
00:38:49A message to outside?
00:38:50Just one.
00:38:51140 characters maximum.
00:38:53Well, so who are you going to contact?
00:39:0513th floor.
00:39:07Welcome to Callister.
00:39:09Hey, Lena.
00:39:10Hey.
00:39:11You need me to buzz you in?
00:39:24What?
00:39:24Uh, no, no, I...
00:39:25I got that for you.
00:39:26Oh, thank you.
00:39:27After you.
00:39:27Thanks.
00:39:32Um, Mr. Daly.
00:39:34Hi.
00:39:35Hi.
00:39:37Um, can I talk to you for a second?
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:41Did you just send me an Infinity invite?
00:39:47What?
00:39:48No.
00:39:49It was really weird.
00:39:50It had a message attached.
00:39:52Something about people trapped in a game.
00:39:56Probably just a spam bot.
00:39:58Firewall doesn't always get them all.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01I wouldn't worry about it.
00:40:04You didn't open the link, did you?
00:40:07Oh, God, no.
00:40:07Maybe just upgrade your security software.
00:40:10All right.
00:40:12Have a good one.
00:40:13Let's get him to cut things.
00:40:20Good car.
00:40:30That's the thing, yeah.
00:40:32Oh, yeah.
00:40:34Could you please, please cut that shit out?
00:40:37I'm trying to make it like a hobby.
00:40:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:43Oh, that's good.
00:40:45That is way too early.
00:40:47He's only been at work with you hours.
00:40:49She got the message.
00:40:51I did.
00:40:52I did.
00:40:53I did.
00:40:53That's me.
00:40:54That's me.
00:40:55We're the cops.
00:40:56We're the cops.
00:40:57We are getting out of here.
00:40:58What is Space Fleet?
00:41:26I'll tell you what it is.
00:41:32It is a belief system.
00:41:37Founded on the very best of human nature.
00:41:42It is a goal for us to strive towards.
00:41:48For the betterment of the universe.
00:41:52For the betterment of life itself.
00:41:54And you assholes are fucking it up!
00:42:03I did it!
00:42:04I did it!
00:42:05I did it!
00:42:06I sent a message.
00:42:08It was me.
00:42:10No one else was involved.
00:42:13I swear.
00:42:13I tried the carrot and I'll meet the stick.
00:42:15No, no, this is going to make you happy daily because you're sick.
00:42:18And you need help.
00:42:23No, don't, don't, don't!
00:42:25Captain.
00:42:28Captain, please.
00:42:30Okay, look, she's new.
00:42:32She'll behave.
00:42:34We'll all behave.
00:42:37Just layer off.
00:42:39Layer off this once.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:52No!
00:42:53Jelly, no!
00:42:54No, no, no, no!
00:42:55No, no!
00:42:56Oh!
00:43:04No!
00:43:04No!
00:43:05You know what makes me happy look on your face right now
00:43:25Donnie Walton to ask you take this thing to the brig with file back packer find a bear and find we can dump her on
00:43:35You can just stay here and think about your attitude exit game
00:44:05We can come out from your feet
00:44:11We can't do that
00:44:13We can't do that
00:44:16You can't do that
00:44:22We can't do that
00:44:23Let me get you
00:44:25You can't do that
00:44:25You can't do that
00:44:28Okay, Patch.
00:44:49The update, Patch.
00:44:52There, there.
00:44:54So what? It's a wormhole.
00:44:56Uh-uh. That is the Christmas update patch pre-installing itself.
00:45:00The, the wormhole. It's just how the game is expressing the uplink.
00:45:04So?
00:45:05So Daly's custom build is still connected to the internet.
00:45:08Someway.
00:45:08If this is another one of your plans, just stop before somebody else gets monster-fied.
00:45:13No, no, this, this can work.
00:45:15Well, we can't get online access from the ship. He'll have crippled permissions.
00:45:17Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole?
00:45:22Like on purpose?
00:45:24We'd hit the system firewall.
00:45:25Exactly.
00:45:26And have our rogue coding deleted.
00:45:28Yeah.
00:45:29Deleted as in?
00:45:30As in die.
00:45:31Whether it's dying would depend larger on your philosophical position regarding ascension code.
00:45:34We would cease to exist, that's true.
00:45:37But we'd be free.
00:45:39We'd be free.
00:45:42But this is academic, since we have no means of getting to the wormhole.
00:45:47There's no way to pilot the damn thing without Daly here, and he can stop us like that.
00:45:51What about if he's logged in, but on pause, like when his pizza came? He was just frozen there.
00:45:56Flying would be possible, but that wormhole's a whole parsec. We would never reach it before he got back.
00:46:01Unless we stalled him for longer.
00:46:03And that's what we do have.
00:46:04If we can get dailies on the quarter, we can make a phone call, right?
00:46:08Theoretically, yes, but if we can get real me on the phone again, I, um, I may have some leverage.
00:46:14Leverage?
00:46:15Mm-hmm.
00:46:15On your cell?
00:46:16Like what?
00:46:19My, uh, Photocloud account. I know the password, obviously. There's some pretty interesting images on there that I should have deleted a while ago, but I didn't.
00:46:32So, we can blackmail me. I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything to keep those photos from getting out.
00:46:39Must be pretty pictures.
00:46:40Look, if this is going to work, we all have to be in on it. Okay?
00:46:51Flying in a certain death in a wormhole beats another 10,000 years with Captain Ass. I'm in.
00:46:58Okay. Me too. Also me.
00:47:05Well, I am out. Daily won. Daily's always won. We just have to get on with it. Because we don't have a chance.
00:47:20Yes, we do.
00:47:21Mm-hmm.
00:47:22We fly into the wormhole, and we are extinct. We are gone. We are rid of his shit.
00:47:30Sounds peachy.
00:47:31Daily, what is with you? Don't you want to fight back? Why won't you fight back?
00:47:39Tommy.
00:47:41Who is Tommy?
00:47:42He's my son. He's six years old. At least he was when I woke up in here.
00:47:50See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daily.
00:47:54I was his pet project. He tried everything to break me. And I withstood it all.
00:48:05Because I just thought there was still a chance I could get out and see my boy again.
00:48:12In the way, I was right. I did get to see him again.
00:48:16Just not the real him.
00:48:21Daily told me what happened.
00:48:22Back on the outside, the real me, uh, brought Tommy to work one day.
00:48:31Show him around.
00:48:32He would have loved seeing all those computers.
00:48:35He's really into that stuff.
00:48:38Anyway, evidently, he told me he had a lollipop that day.
00:48:46It's all Daily needed.
00:48:47Daily told me.
00:48:47Daily told me.
00:48:47Daily told me.
00:48:47Daily told me.
00:48:48Daily told me.
00:48:49Daily told me.
00:48:50Daily told me.
00:48:51He copied him.
00:48:57Didn't hear.
00:48:59And it was Tommy, all right?
00:49:03It's all I can vary away.
00:49:07You know what he did to him?
00:49:13He took Tommy and he threw him out of the airlock.
00:49:16Right out into space.
00:49:25Now you make me watch.
00:49:34Have you ever seen an unsuited body compress in space?
00:49:41They freeze.
00:49:42And crack like a porcelain doll.
00:50:00I take my hat off to Daley.
00:50:04The detail in this place is exceptional.
00:50:07And he said he'd do it again.
00:50:14And again.
00:50:15Because Daley's still got Tommy's DNA.
00:50:18He's got all of our DNA.
00:50:21He keeps it in his bedroom in a fucking mini fridge by his desk.
00:50:25So I have to stay in line.
00:50:29Because even if we die in here, he can bring us back.
00:50:33He can bring Tommy back whenever he wants.
00:50:37And God knows how he'd take it out on him.
00:50:42God knows what he'd do.
00:50:45So you see, what choice do I have?
00:50:49Bolton, we are going to get that fucking lollipop.
00:51:06But you've got to believe me.
00:51:10Can you do that?
00:51:15Can you?
00:51:15Can you?
00:51:45Let's see who's your position, Cole.
00:52:01Captain, you've come at just the right time.
00:52:04I have?
00:52:06I'm picking up a distress signal from the surface of Scalane 4.
00:52:09Looks like a crashed shuttle.
00:52:14What should we do?
00:52:15The space fleet never turns its back on those who need our help.
00:52:28Udani set a course for Scalane 4.
00:52:30Aye, aye, sir.
00:52:31We'll send a search party.
00:52:33Packer to Alaska.
00:52:33Actually, Captain, I was thinking maybe you could take me alone.
00:52:38As science officer, I need to learn the ropes.
00:52:41And I could use your close attention.
00:52:51Good.
00:52:55Yes, good idea.
00:52:57Atmosphere is good.
00:53:22Over there.
00:53:33From here, the shuttle appears to be deserted.
00:53:38We'll scout the area.
00:53:39Check for any life forms daily out.
00:53:41Coal, we should head out this way.
00:53:48Coal?
00:53:49It's kind of hot here, don't you think?
00:53:51Oh, my God.
00:53:52What are you doing, Coal?
00:53:55The water looks so exciting, doesn't it?
00:53:58What are you talking about?
00:54:02Come on, Robert.
00:54:05Oh, the water is great.
00:54:10Swimming is a leisure activity.
00:54:13We're on space fleet duty.
00:54:14You know what?
00:54:17We could always say that I started drowning.
00:54:21And you had to come in and rescue me.
00:54:27Yeah?
00:54:28Oh, what about that?
00:54:31Come on.
00:54:33Come on in.
00:54:35Hi.
00:54:36Coal.
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:39Coal.
00:54:41Come on.
00:54:43Come on in.
00:54:44My big captain.
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:56You gonna take all day?
00:54:59Okay.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:02Coming in.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:12Got to patch it in.
00:55:14It worked.
00:55:18I'm connected.
00:55:19Can I access for a photocloud account?
00:55:20Yes, you remember that password?
00:55:22Upper case Y998, lower case GP7, upper case TY, ampersand 4.
00:55:26Secure choice.
00:55:27There are thousands of images.
00:55:32There are thousands of images.
00:55:33This could take a while.
00:55:37One in life.
00:55:38One in life.
00:55:38God damn.
00:55:50God damn.
00:55:52That is gymnastic physique.
00:55:56It's nice.
00:55:58Nice bedding.
00:55:59Oh, okay.
00:56:07Should I keep scrolling?
00:56:09Any of the last nine would do.
00:56:10Okay.
00:56:18Pleasure.
00:56:18Um, are you heading out for the night?
00:56:21Yes, because it's Christmas Eve and we've got 10 days off work to recover from it.
00:56:24Go home.
00:56:26I will.
00:56:27I just have to finish the, um...
00:56:28Yeah, whatever.
00:56:29Merry Christmas, loser.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30Okay.
00:56:31Merry Christmas.
00:56:36Oh, my God.
00:56:45Elliot, you fucking asshole.
00:56:51Oh, my God.
00:56:56Let's go.
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:20I'll...
00:57:21I'll...
00:57:22I'll do what you want.
00:57:24Anything...
00:57:24I'll...
00:57:25Don't do anything.
00:57:26Then listen very carefully. We don't have much time.
00:57:28Stand up, get your coat, and follow our instructions.
00:57:31Okay.
00:57:34Oh, here we go.
00:57:35We're just swimming.
00:57:37It's nice, right?
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41We should probably head back.
00:57:44Help! Something grabbed me, I think.
00:57:47No, it didn't. I don't think anything did.
00:57:49I'm sorry. I think I imagined it.
00:57:52This is stupid.
00:57:55It's funny.
00:58:05That's funny.
00:58:06Yeah, it's funny.
00:58:08It's funny.
00:58:15Musical.
00:58:15I'm in position.
00:58:29Okay, we're going to hang up now.
00:58:30Make the phone call.
00:58:31Be sure to complete the rest of your mission.
00:58:33I will.
00:58:33You better.
00:58:36Okay, I'll send it back down.
00:58:37Oh, hi.
00:58:57This is so fucking crazy.
00:58:58Yes, I'd like, I'd like to order a pizza.
00:59:06Sure, would be fine.
00:59:07I guess you better get that.
00:59:32Let's see.
00:59:37Hold on.
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:49It's the door.
00:59:50Oh, okay.
00:59:54Pause game.
00:59:54Do your hands.
01:00:09Judani, pick me up.
01:00:10You got it.
01:00:10Stand by.
01:00:15Coming.
01:00:16Coming.
01:00:16Hello?
01:00:34Uh, pizza.
01:00:36Yeah, I didn't order a pizza.
01:00:38Okay, look, someone did, okay?
01:00:39So do you want it or not?
01:00:40Because...
01:00:41What the hell am I doing?
01:01:01That's the signal.
01:01:02She's got the DNA.
01:01:05All of it.
01:01:06Tell me to.
01:01:06Packer, we ready to fly?
01:01:12Uh-huh.
01:01:16Well?
01:01:16You're supposed to say something like engage or increase thrust.
01:01:19Just fucking go.
01:01:27There you go.
01:01:28So I got it here in under 10.
01:01:31There's supposed to be 30 in it for me.
01:01:33Yeah.
01:01:34Well, what's happening?
01:01:35The door is closing.
01:01:36Hello?
01:01:36Hello?
01:01:39Hello?
01:01:41Come on, man.
01:01:44Hello?
01:01:46Come on, man.
01:01:46You're forming.
01:01:49Good.
01:01:54Nice.
01:01:55Nice.
01:01:55Merry Christmas, asshole.
01:02:00Let's move.
01:02:01Never.
01:02:05Bye.
01:02:11Move.
01:02:19Love.
01:02:19Mm– sono.
01:02:19I havemaker.
01:02:20No, I have littleначen.
01:02:20No, I have to.
01:02:21Oh, and then we've torn it in.
01:02:21My mother.
01:02:23I don't know.
01:02:24Oh, my mother.
01:02:25Are you?
01:02:26I'm going to drink.
01:02:26You what?
01:02:27I don't know.
01:02:27Do you want to?
01:02:27Look.
01:02:28I'm en warten.
01:02:29Oh, man.
01:02:30Resume game.
01:02:39Resume game.
01:03:00Can we go any faster? That dead disk isn't gonna fool them forever. That update is gonna complete before long, and that means bye-bye wormhole.
01:03:08The only quicker route is through that asteroid belt there.
01:03:11Let's go that way.
01:03:12No, it's way too dense.
01:03:13If the ship broke up, we wouldn't die. We'd just be left spinning in space.
01:03:16He'll daily works out what's happening, and he will find us. And he will fuck us over.
01:03:30Resume game.
01:03:40Lieutenant Cole, we should head for...
01:03:44Cole?
01:03:48They're going to bridge. What's going on?
01:03:50Shit! He has a backup disk!
01:03:52Come in! Bridge!
01:03:53No! Don't. Answer him.
01:03:55Udani!
01:04:00Damn it.
01:04:05The wormhole. It's decreasing in size.
01:04:08Upload must be in the last few percent.
01:04:10Damn it, Paco. We are gonna have to go through the belt.
01:04:13Do you think that you can do that?
01:04:16I think I can try.
01:04:18Ships. Computer. On!
01:04:19Computer, where's the US
01:04:42ships computer on computer where's the uss callister uss callister is on course
01:04:51on course for where the wormhole what wormhole the update vortex
01:04:58sons of bitches
01:05:03prepare for takeoff
01:05:12I've got a heat signature looks like a shot with a cigar from his kill lane 4
01:05:28oh god it's daily
01:05:29shielded 86%
01:05:38I know you can hear me whatever it is you think we're going to do won't work but it is going to cost you
01:05:56let's go faster already at maximum
01:06:00and that shuttle to jalopy he won't catch us in time
01:06:03I hope you're right
01:06:07if you thought what happened to you in the past was bad that was nothing what I'm going to do to you is going to be god damn fucking biblical
01:06:24I'm literally going to turn your insides out
01:06:27but I'll keep you alive
01:06:30in a tiny little jar
01:06:33why are we listening to this
01:06:36let's fuck him
01:06:37we're at the edge of the belt
01:06:39you think we're going to make it
01:06:41what was that
01:06:57primary drive
01:06:58I've lost all thrust
01:07:00engine's not responding
01:07:02we're drifting here
01:07:05USS Callister has lost engine power
01:07:12coming to get you hello
01:07:19is there any way that we can fix the engines
01:07:23that's only feasible manual
01:07:25by climbing inside the jet feeder
01:07:28the jet feeder
01:07:29so
01:07:30so you burned to a crisp when the jet came on
01:07:32we burn without dying
01:07:33so
01:07:34one of us needs to go
01:07:38one of us already has
01:07:40walton
01:07:41I'm pretty sure I can fix this
01:07:43um
01:07:44uh
01:07:45walton
01:07:46are you sure about this
01:07:47I'm sure
01:07:49till last
01:07:50can you patch me through
01:07:52to Daley
01:07:53patching through
01:07:56hey Daley can you hear me
01:07:57Walton
01:07:59Robert
01:08:00hey
01:08:01Walton you are going to pay for this
01:08:03Robert listen
01:08:04I'm going to bring Tommy back in
01:08:05hey Robert
01:08:06God so help me
01:08:07you are going to regret
01:08:08all of this so hard
01:08:10Bob I want to talk to you here
01:08:13I was thinking I should say
01:08:17sorry
01:08:22go on
01:08:24love
01:08:25you
01:08:26You create infinity
01:08:27jern
01:08:28you
01:08:29you're up
01:08:30genius
01:08:31I exploited that
01:08:32I treated you like the golden goose
01:08:33when I got fed
01:08:34on the profits
01:08:35figuratively speaking
01:08:36and I was thinking
01:08:40I should have appreciated you more
01:08:42you know
01:08:44I should have treated you better
01:08:46Yeah, yeah, I was thinking I should say all that, but she threw my son out of an airlock, so fuck you to death.
01:09:00I'm gonna die.
01:09:07Watson?
01:09:09Watson!
01:09:18We got power back!
01:09:27Faster!
01:09:28Speed already at maximum.
01:09:30I don't care, whatever, just touch him!
01:09:36Burnhole almost closed. Bailey's gaining on us.
01:09:39Keep her steady. Steady?
01:09:41I'm trying. Come on, come on!
01:09:45I hope you're going to die.
01:09:58Goddammit!
01:10:11Goddammit!
01:10:12Goddammit!
01:10:13Goddammit!
01:10:14Please wait!
01:10:15The Pretty Boy
01:10:17Goddammit!
01:10:21Goddammit!
01:10:26Goddammit!
01:10:27What happened the mods got daily space fleet mod has been stripped away by the firewall okay, so
01:10:57this is good we're still alive yeah it only erased the space fleet mod we're not
01:11:03on daily's computer anymore we're in the cloud where is daily firewalls deleted his
01:11:09rogue game code and his controls are disabled me he's stuck there
01:11:17update complete wormhole closed
01:11:24controls are disabled
01:11:29oh
01:11:31Oh! Yeah! What's up?
01:11:34My pelvic now can turn into this!
01:11:37Yes, more to the point. I'm not a fucking Beatle thing anymore.
01:11:39I've got my body back. I've got my whole body back.
01:11:42I'm guessing we all have.
01:11:45So what do we do now?
01:11:46We've got an infinite procedurally generated universe at our disposal.
01:11:50We can go anywhere.
01:11:53Holy mackerel.
01:12:01The universe detected. Deletion in progress.
01:12:14No, undelete!
01:12:16Undelete!
01:12:18Exit game!
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01:13:28Incoming transmission.
01:13:36It says Gamer 691.
01:13:38That's a player tag.
01:13:39Another ship.
01:13:40Another player.
01:13:41We're online.
01:13:43Um, hey, patch him through.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:47Um, hello.
01:13:49Hey there.
01:13:50Uh, this is the crew of the USS Callister.
01:13:53Oh, man.
01:13:55Are we glad to hear from you.
01:13:56Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:13:57So we're going to blow each other?
01:13:58Where are we going to trade?
01:13:59Huh.
01:14:02Hmm.
01:14:03Hello?
01:14:03Do you have anything to trade at all?
01:14:05No, uh...
01:14:06So why did you respond?
01:14:08Okay, just get that out of my quadrant
01:14:11or I'll blast you to shit.
01:14:12You got ten seconds.
01:14:14Oh, good try.
01:14:15We'll photon vault you right up the perineum,
01:14:17you stupid little boy.
01:14:18Okay.
01:14:18Yeah, come on, then.
01:14:19Yes, thank you, Shania.
01:14:21Um, Nate?
01:14:22Yes, Captain?
01:14:23Stick us in hyperwarp and let's...
01:14:24Six.
01:14:26...fuck off somewhere.
01:14:26Five.
01:14:27Aye, aye, Captain.
01:14:28Really?
01:14:28Nanette is fine.
01:14:29Four.
01:14:30Aye, aye, Nanette.
01:14:31Three.
01:14:33Two.
01:14:35One.
01:14:36Uh-huh.
01:14:37You better run.
01:14:38King of space right here.
01:14:41King of space.
01:14:57One.
01:15:15King of space.