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00:00:00Oh
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00:00:30Lord Lord, don't worry.
00:00:32I'm not going to die.
00:00:33I'm going to leave the house for 10 days.
00:00:35I'm not going to die again.
00:00:36I'm going to die again.
00:00:56We finally arrived.
00:01:00Your wife?
00:01:05I'm not going to die.
00:01:06I'm going to die.
00:01:07Let's go.
00:01:13I don't want to die.
00:01:15I'm going to die.
00:01:17Hi, my husband.
00:01:19I'm going to die again.
00:01:21Get out of me!
00:01:23I'm going to die again.
00:01:25I'm going to die again.
00:01:28I just don't know what I'm going to do
00:01:29小凯
00:01:43你怎么长这么大了
00:01:46大哥
00:01:47你谁啊
00:01:48我认识你吗
00:01:49我是你爸爸
00:01:51我是你亲爸
00:01:52大哥
00:01:55我警告你
00:01:56你可别乱来啊
00:01:57不然我可报警了
00:01:58你许过我的吧
00:01:59那是你满月的时候
00:02:02你爷爷不小心弄伤的
00:02:03他怎么知道
00:02:05你虽然你妈从小怕黑
00:02:07七岁还尿床
00:02:09八岁还穿着布
00:02:10假的吧
00:02:13你八岁过生日
00:02:15讨着要山上鹿鹃花
00:02:16是我爬了两个小时的山
00:02:18给你摘的
00:02:19难道你真的是
00:02:21儿子
00:02:23我真是你亲爸爸呀
00:02:26你这十天吃了什么灵丹妙药
00:02:29长这么大了
00:02:31这身材
00:02:33这翘腿
00:02:36随我
00:02:37昨天你是穿越到了修仙界
00:02:39修炼了十天才回来的
00:02:42没错
00:02:44你还修炼到了圣人境界
00:02:47在整个修仙界无敌
00:02:48没错
00:02:52神经病
00:02:53儿子你别走啊
00:02:55儿子
00:02:55到底怎么回事啊
00:02:58车军
00:02:58我忘记告诉你了
00:03:00这天上一天
00:03:01低下一年
00:03:02地球已经过去十年了
00:03:04十年
00:03:06伤不得我修仙了十天
00:03:17地球上过去了十年
00:03:19儿子
00:03:20爸爸这次回来
00:03:22一定好好补偿对你缺失的父爱
00:03:25一二三四五六七八二
00:03:29想泡小花啊
00:03:41你哪
00:03:43爱嫂子
00:03:44我没看到
00:03:46瞅你的细胳膊细腿的
00:03:48还敢追戏乐
00:03:49你觉得你行吗
00:03:51要不本少先给你打个样
00:03:53再告诉你
00:03:55她有多带劲
00:03:56FEH
00:04:00Think
00:04:04He'll stand here
00:04:05He can´s to go to the show
00:04:07Bad amazing
00:04:12Who say
00:04:13Ichi also can't come to the show
00:04:16The V-Boy
00:04:17Have you guys
00:04:18foreign
00:04:19He'll come to the first
00:04:21Talking
00:04:24Come here
00:04:25What are you going to do now?
00:04:26What are you going to do?
00:04:27What are you going to do now?
00:04:27Hi, my name is
00:04:49You're from where to find this mental disease?
00:04:53Just you, you're the only one.
00:04:55You're the only one.
00:04:59Look.
00:05:01Look.
00:05:02Look at his mouth.
00:05:04Look at his mouth.
00:05:06It's too crazy.
00:05:07I understand.
00:05:11Your throat.
00:05:13Your throat.
00:05:14You're the only one.
00:05:20You're the only one.
00:05:21You're the only one.
00:05:27I'm sick.
00:05:30I'm sick.
00:05:31I'm sick.
00:05:32What?
00:05:33Go to the hospital.
00:05:35Go to the hospital.
00:05:37It's too bad.
00:05:39I'm sick.
00:05:41Don't be shy.
00:05:44We're ready for the tournament.
00:05:46We have to prepare for the tournament.
00:05:48Let's start.
00:05:50Are we prepared for the tournament?
00:05:55We've prepared for the tournament.
00:05:56I've prepared for the tournament.
00:05:57This time, we must be looking for it better.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:09How am I?
00:06:10I don't want to go out of the way.
00:06:12My brother, let's not go out of the way.
00:06:14I have a father to help you.
00:06:16Let's go.
00:06:22Ready, go!
00:06:24What is the truth?
00:06:36The truth is nothing.
00:06:37It's not even just being able to get rid of the other people.
00:06:40You said he'll be heading to the first one?
00:06:42I think he's such a fool.
00:06:44He's running the car.
00:06:46What are we doing?
00:06:48I'm going to go out of my car!
00:06:54Ah, they're all in trouble.
00:07:09This is a crime.
00:07:11If you're a crime, you'll have to kill him three days.
00:07:14You're a crime.
00:07:16Even if you kill him, he'll kill him a few thousand.
00:07:20I'm not sure if you kill him.
00:07:21I don't want to kill him.
00:07:24He's going to go back and forth.
00:07:31That's right.
00:07:32There's nothing to do with it.
00:07:34Just like this, you're going to be willing to go to the first place.
00:07:37You can't even go to the first place.
00:07:38I thought.
00:07:39You're going to have to go back and forth.
00:07:42You're going to have to be careful.
00:07:43Be careful.
00:07:45You're going to have to be able to fight you.
00:07:55hmm
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00:08:09啊
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00:08:10我
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00:08:12天呐
00:08:14这是人可以做到的吗
00:08:16啊
00:08:17啊
00:08:18妈呀
00:08:20那不是我家小凯吗
00:08:22啊
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00:08:30You
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00:08:40шよう
00:08:42What?
00:08:43You
00:08:45What
00:08:46are you doing?
00:08:48How
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00:08:51You're not going to talk to me a day.
00:08:54You!
00:08:55What's your time to say?
00:09:00I'm not going to win.
00:09:01You're going to have to play a game.
00:09:03I don't think you'll win.
00:09:05Yes.
00:09:08The best is our father's strong.
00:09:10We are the one who is the first.
00:09:13You can't?
00:09:14I'm not going to.
00:09:15I'm just going to push you.
00:09:17Look at this.
00:09:19This is a fake.
00:09:20Only me.
00:09:23He can't win.
00:09:25You're not going to win.
00:09:29You can't win this, you're going to win.
00:09:30Let's do it.
00:09:32You're not going to win.
00:09:33I don't want to win.
00:09:34Don't you want to win.
00:09:35I'll ask you.
00:09:37We are going to win.
00:09:39You'll call me.
00:09:41Do you want to win?
00:09:43You're going to win.
00:09:45How much is it?
00:09:46You want to win?
00:09:47You'll win.
00:09:48This is what you're talking about.
00:09:50You can't do it.
00:09:52You really can't do it.
00:09:54How can't you do it?
00:09:57Let's start.
00:09:59Let's see what's going on.
00:10:18Oh my.
00:10:22This is the winner.
00:10:26That's it.
00:10:27We are such a strong power.
00:10:29We are such a strong power to you,
00:10:31that's what we're talking about.
00:10:33That's what we're talking about.
00:10:34Oh my.
00:10:35I don't want to get you to go.
00:10:37I'm not saying you're going to go.
00:10:39What's the problem?
00:10:41What are you talking about?
00:10:43What's the problem?
00:10:45I'm sorry.
00:10:46Don't you think I'm going to do it?
00:10:48I'm going to do it 50 meters.
00:10:50How did I play it?
00:10:52I'm going to play it.
00:10:58Let's start.
00:11:16The speed of the speed of the speed of the speed is 30%.
00:11:22I'm correct.
00:11:24I'm wrong.
00:11:26I'm wrong.
00:11:46You're going to get the speed of speed.
00:11:52You're going to get the speed of speed.
00:11:54You're going to get the speed of speed.
00:11:56What are you doing?
00:11:58You can see it.
00:12:00That's how it's called.
00:12:02What a hell.
00:12:04What a hell.
00:12:10What a hell.
00:12:12What a hell.
00:12:14What a hell.
00:12:16Well, I'll show you.
00:12:18The winner of the game is...
00:12:20...Wong赫.
00:12:22You're wrong.
00:12:24You're wrong.
00:12:26You're wrong.
00:12:28You're wrong.
00:12:30You're wrong.
00:12:32You're wrong.
00:12:34You're wrong.
00:12:36You're wrong.
00:12:38You're wrong.
00:12:40You're wrong.
00:12:42You're wrong.
00:12:46You're wrong.
00:12:48You're wrong.
00:12:52You're wrong.
00:12:54500米
00:12:59这是500米
00:13:01世界纪录才100米
00:13:03他打破世界纪录了
00:13:04这是我成的
00:13:05我居然真的做到了
00:13:08大哥
00:13:09从今以后
00:13:10你就是我亲大哥
00:13:12小爸
00:13:13我
00:13:13王鹤
00:13:16该对象成功了吧
00:13:18这年头怪有利息有什么用啊
00:13:20看的是钱啊
00:13:21没错
00:13:22利息呢
00:13:23闭了业
00:13:23还不是去给我老大搬砖
00:13:25陈凯
00:13:26你别得意
00:13:27以后再找你算账
00:13:28走
00:13:29本事让你们走了吗
00:13:31不回来
00:13:32等一下
00:13:33等一下
00:13:34放开我
00:13:40这位同学
00:13:44你别冲动
00:13:45他的父亲是我们学校的校董
00:13:47更是金海首富
00:13:48你要是打了他
00:13:50他父亲不会放过你的
00:13:51没错
00:13:52我爸给这所学校捐了几个亿
00:13:54现在只要我一个电话就能开了
00:13:56还怎么样
00:13:57爸
00:13:59大哥
00:14:12你怎么有我们一家三口的照片
00:14:15没错
00:14:17你到底是谁
00:14:18老胖
00:14:19你怎么来了
00:14:20他就是你那个消失十年的老公不可能
00:14:23我老公已经失踪十年了
00:14:26怎么可能是你这个年纪
00:14:27你到底是谁
00:14:28为什么要冒冲我老公
00:14:29是谁他妈的欺负我儿子
00:14:32爸
00:14:38你终于来了
00:14:40王天爸来了
00:14:42他可是金海首富
00:14:43我们就醉了他
00:14:45这回老子可偷他
00:14:46瞧你这个怂呀
00:14:48你到底继承我哪儿了
00:14:50他不就是个凡人嘛
00:14:52他还就我妈
00:14:53什么
00:14:54死老头干嘛
00:14:56我老婆
00:14:57大哥 别吹动
00:14:58小子 你还回来干嘛
00:15:00我和青雅之间的关系
00:15:02还轮得到你
00:15:03插嘴
00:15:04我是他老公 你说什么
00:15:07王总
00:15:08他不过是和我老公长得有些像而已
00:15:10不过我也希望王总能明白
00:15:12我也希望王总能明白
00:15:15这十年来
00:15:16我一直在找他
00:15:18所以
00:15:19我心里容不下任何人
00:15:21果然我老婆还是爱我他
00:15:23爸
00:15:24就是他欺负我
00:15:25小子
00:15:26你好大的胆子
00:15:28挑拨我和青雅之间的关系
00:15:30还敢欺负我儿子
00:15:32你就不怕死吗
00:15:33那不如欺负欺负你啊
00:15:37哼
00:15:38你脑子发烧了吧
00:15:40你不是想追我老婆吗
00:15:42那你先管我这块
00:15:43跟我比比
00:15:44哼
00:15:45跟你这个穷学生比钱
00:15:48那是欺负你
00:15:49既然是校运会
00:15:51那咱两个就比比晕狗
00:15:53你想比什么
00:15:54那就比撑杆跳
00:15:58你要是输了
00:16:00我就把你沉到湖底喂鱼
00:16:02那你要是输了呢
00:16:03我爸怎么可能会输
00:16:05他年轻的时候可是运动员
00:16:07同学
00:16:08你不要冲动
00:16:09你赢不了孩子
00:16:10老婆
00:16:11我入门打个赌吗
00:16:13要是等会儿我赢了
00:16:15你就清我一下
00:16:24小子
00:16:25看好了
00:16:26Oh, my God.
00:16:56四米?
00:16:58普通人最多也就挑两米,他居然挑了四米。
00:17:02小子,就你那细胳膊系统,你还比个蹬儿啊。
00:17:06很难吗?
00:17:07本圣身上的跳子都跳得比较高。
00:17:10同学,你冷静点。
00:17:11现在回教室上课,有老师在,他们不会拿你怎样的。
00:17:15老婆,你还是想想,待会是亲我的左脸,还是亲我的右脸?
00:17:21你这人,你居然敢调戏老师?
00:17:24你就应该直接被开除!
00:17:26帅哥加油!
00:17:27我支持你!
00:17:28瞧好了!
00:17:32不用!
00:17:50这高度,够不够啊?
00:17:52这。
00:17:54这怎么可能啊?
00:17:56我没有看错吧?
00:17:58他好像是走上去了一样。
00:18:04够不够啊?
00:18:05够够够!
00:18:07同学,你快下来!
00:18:08Oh, my God.
00:18:15Oh, my God.
00:18:17Oh, my God.
00:18:19How are you?
00:18:21Your wife?
00:18:22You're not.
00:18:23Why?
00:18:24You're a teacher.
00:18:25My teacher, you're a teacher.
00:18:27How can you do this?
00:18:28I'm so weird.
00:18:29This guy is what?
00:18:34You're a loser.
00:18:35You're a teacher.
00:18:38You're a kid.
00:18:39You're a kid.
00:18:40You're a kid.
00:18:41You're a kid.
00:18:42My father is a teacher.
00:18:44If you don't have him, you're a kid.
00:18:47You're a kid.
00:18:48You're a kid.
00:18:50You're a kid.
00:18:52Don't you have to cry?
00:18:54Your teacher, don't you?
00:18:56Your wife.
00:18:58I'm sorry.
00:18:59My teacher.
00:19:01You're a kid.
00:19:02You're not a kid.
00:19:04What kind of life are you being a kid?
00:19:06Don't you mean to me.
00:19:09Your wife?
00:19:10Your wife.
00:19:11Your wife?
00:19:12You're a kid.
00:19:13My father.
00:19:14My mother is a kid.
00:19:15A young girl.
00:19:16You're a kid.
00:19:22You are a man.
00:19:23You're a kid.
00:19:24My son.
00:19:25You didn't get scared to me?
00:19:27You're a kid.
00:19:28Your kid, you're a kid.
00:19:29No one.
00:19:30You're a kid.
00:19:31You're a kid.
00:19:32I'm just looking for you
00:19:40If you're looking for me, I'm going to go
00:19:42Here it is, so I'm going to go
00:19:46I'm not going to give you a lot of time
00:19:47I'm going to give you a little bit of joy
00:19:50Let's go
00:19:51So much?
00:19:55I'm going to be the president of the school
00:19:57I'm going to give you a little bit of joy
00:20:00That's enough
00:20:01Okay?
00:20:05You should have become jealous
00:20:06Hell, it's an했어
00:20:08T slut!
00:20:09You are too big and sacrificed
00:20:10You should still have to prepare your mother
00:20:12You shouldn't do so much
00:20:12You should always wake up
00:20:14Mom
00:20:18We're enjoying it
00:20:20Mom
00:20:20Hey
00:20:21You're going to be the first- вам
00:20:23When they call me
00:20:24omina
00:20:26Even if you say it頭
00:20:28You want to give me a difficult time
00:20:30You want to do nothing?
00:20:31Oh
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00:27:48五万 就这点钱烧你的炉子 烧到明里还是一滩冷水
00:27:53三套海景大别墅 十几个亿 用这个烧炉子才能烧得旺啊
00:28:03来 烧了
00:28:04这块手表 价值十万块 又拿去当了去
00:28:10多放一点 多放一点 这样炉子才能烧得更旺啊 放出来的火锅才好吃
00:28:17取钱 取钱 给我取钱去
00:28:22这十几个亿烧出来的火锅才香啊 大家快敞开的吃
00:28:30这是我吃过这辈子最好吃的火锅了
00:28:33师傀 你怎么了
00:28:38肯定是刚才垃圾吃多了 吃坏肚子了呗
00:28:46不是食材的问题
00:28:48那是什么问题
00:28:50我知道了 他需要这个
00:28:53我这里面可都是顶级要素
00:29:00风凶翘存 闭聊碰瓶 雾米之宝 美容养颜都有奇象
00:29:07哇 这是当归
00:29:09这可是千年当归 可是咱们女人万机能俗的真体
00:29:13十二车上一口 什么烦恼都忘了
00:29:14什么烦恼都忘了
00:29:15我的妈呀 我长这么大 第一次见
00:29:17这么大的驴汁 这么大的驴汁 这么大的驴汁
00:29:21这么大的驴汁 得价值几千万吧
00:29:23火锅要这么快就吃得行
00:29:24It's an incredible matter of life.
00:29:28This is your host,
00:29:31and you're all known once so much
00:29:34and how much is it?
00:29:38Hey!
00:29:39Hey!
00:29:39Hey!
00:29:40Hey!
00:29:41Hey!
00:29:42Hey!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:44Hey!
00:29:44Hey!
00:29:44Hey!
00:29:45Hey!
00:29:45Hey!
00:29:46Hey!
00:29:47Hey!
00:29:47Hey!
00:29:48Hey!
00:29:48Hey!
00:29:50Hey!
00:29:50Hey!
00:29:51Hey!
00:29:52Hey!
00:29:53Hey!
00:29:53Hey!
00:29:53I really don't hurt.
00:29:55What's that?
00:29:57What's that?
00:29:59Wow.
00:30:01My skin is better than before.
00:30:03It's too crazy.
00:30:07This is how small it is.
00:30:13My hand is so cold.
00:30:15My hand is so cold.
00:30:17My hand is here.
00:30:19I'm going to spend 50 million dollars.
00:30:21My hand is so cold.
00:30:23My hand is so cold.
00:30:25What are you doing?
00:30:27How much do you比?
00:30:29You...
00:30:31I'm going to beat you.
00:30:33Who said I'm going to beat you?
00:30:35I'm going to beat you.
00:30:37Don't be kidding me.
00:30:39Everything just happened is true.
00:30:43What?
00:30:45What?
00:30:47What?
00:30:49What?
00:30:50I didn't know the truth.
00:30:51I thought,
00:30:52How much power would you round this?
00:30:53I don't know.
00:30:54What?
00:30:55I've got this money.
00:30:57And I'm going to beat you.
00:30:58I have to do this.
00:30:59It's just the one-packs quarrels.
00:31:02It's obvious to me.
00:31:05That thing is always aiesta.
00:31:07Who is a liar?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09What?
00:31:10I'm not making a lot of money.
00:31:11包治百病
00:31:13千切至宝
00:31:15你吹牛也得打倒掏稿
00:31:17你怎么不说你是玉皇大帝
00:31:19这个骗子就应该把他抓起来
00:31:21小凯
00:31:23你们别走
00:31:25老婆 儿子
00:31:27咱们今天这事儿
00:31:29没一碗
00:31:31咱们走着瞧
00:31:33走
00:31:35那个
00:31:39二媳妇
00:31:41别理我那么紧
00:31:43我们没那么熟
00:31:45你还是好好想想明天怎么对付王鹤吧
00:31:47惹了他
00:31:49绝对不会那么轻易放过你的
00:31:51小叔 我们走
00:31:53明天再见了 盛俊哥
00:31:55你们三个也找地方待着吧
00:31:57盛俊
00:31:59那您去哪儿
00:32:01我也生十年没有回家了
00:32:03当然是去陪老婆孩子了
00:32:05我来咯
00:32:11我来咯
00:32:17秦雅
00:32:19你觉得陈玄那小子怎么样啊
00:32:21那个小屁猴
00:32:25除了长得像我老公之外
00:32:27一无是处
00:32:29还是个大色狼
00:32:31我倒是觉得
00:32:33他没你说的那么不堪
00:32:34人长得帅 还有担当
00:32:36还不怕王天霸那种权贵
00:32:38你没发烧吧
00:32:40你不会对那个小屁猴子
00:32:42你不会对那个小屁猴儿动心了吧
00:32:44哪有
00:32:46人家只是好奇罢了
00:32:48那就好
00:32:50你刚才吓死我了
00:32:52去洗个澡
00:32:54天哪
00:32:56天哪
00:32:58我不会真的对一个小屁猴儿动心了吧
00:33:00不可能
00:33:02这一定是错觉
00:33:04啊
00:33:14你怎么在这儿
00:33:16我怎么在这儿
00:33:17你怎么在这儿
00:33:18我说我家啊
00:33:19好啊
00:33:20秦雅说的果然没错
00:33:21你就是个大色狼
00:33:22半夜三更上来偷窥我
00:33:25你看我不是要求你啊
00:33:26你别误会
00:33:27我真的是回家
00:33:28别冲动啊
00:33:29我看看
00:33:30我什么都没看到
00:33:31你还说
00:33:34小韩
00:33:35你怎么了
00:33:36没事吧
00:33:39我 我
00:33:40我没事
00:33:41那个你别进来了
00:33:42你没什么声音
00:33:43是不是有缘啊
00:33:45是蟑螂
00:33:46没事
00:33:47我已经赶出去了
00:33:48奇怪
00:33:49家里每天都在打扫
00:33:51怎么会有蟑螂
00:33:56你
00:34:02程玄
00:34:06你居然调试老师
00:34:08你听我解释
00:34:09这都是误会
00:34:10误会
00:34:13大哥你脸怎么了
00:34:14大哥你脸还疼吗
00:34:15大哥我只是
00:34:16大人的事
00:34:18你少管
00:34:22都特别给我下来
00:34:26唉
00:34:35玩起来这么远
00:34:40七月同学的搏击水平
00:34:41大有长进
00:34:42同学们都要向他学习
00:34:44我根本就派不上人去
00:34:46我先走
00:34:49走
00:34:50慢走
00:34:51给我进去
00:34:52啊
00:34:57陈玄
00:34:58你们怎么来了
00:34:59当然是带我儿子
00:35:00参加搏击社
00:35:02只有每年参加全市
00:35:04拳击比赛前一百名的学员
00:35:06才有资格加入我们搏击社
00:35:08你们行吗
00:35:09你都可以
00:35:10我们为什么不行
00:35:12喂
00:35:13你知不知道
00:35:14七月可是搏击社的社长
00:35:15陈凯
00:35:16我林七月只喜欢强者
00:35:18我林七月只喜欢强者
00:35:20而像你这样手无腹肌之力的男人
00:35:25我看都不会多看一眼
00:35:28我劝你别浪费时间了
00:35:30是吗
00:35:31那要是我儿子比你厉害
00:35:33天还没黑呢
00:35:35你们就开始做梦了
00:35:37你们就开始做梦了
00:35:38你来干什么
00:35:52你来干什么
00:35:53别忘了
00:35:54我不仅是学生会的主席
00:35:56还是跆拳道的社长
00:35:58今天是我们跆拳道社和你们搏击社的最后一场比试
00:36:02按照约定
00:36:04你要是输了
00:36:05你就得是我女朋友
00:36:07王河同学
00:36:08切磋本来就是一个正常的体育运动
00:36:10你怎么能提这个无理的要求
00:36:12你不就是一个体育老师
00:36:13有什么资格来教训我
00:36:15信不信我让我爸开了
00:36:19看来你们搏击社是真没人类
00:36:22一个敢站出来的都没有
00:36:24谁说没有
00:36:25让我儿子跟你
00:36:28我
00:36:31你想和我比
00:36:33我不是 我没有
00:36:35陈凯
00:36:37你可真够怂的呀
00:36:38秀你这种废物还可跟我抢女人
00:36:41下北
00:36:43我
00:36:44我也不想来
00:36:46怎么那么软蛋
00:36:49儿子
00:36:50不要怕
00:36:51老爸帮你重拾自信
00:36:53直接干他
00:36:55可他是抬轻道黑带
00:36:58还是快走吧
00:37:00我
00:37:01你不要上了
00:37:02既然你着急求死
00:37:04那本少就成全了
00:37:06来人
00:37:08来人
00:37:13什么
00:37:14你想踢碎了
00:37:15踢碎个木板算什么
00:37:17儿子
00:37:18踢这个
00:37:19踢这个
00:37:20鋼板
00:37:24鋼板
00:37:25它踢的都是木板
00:37:27你让我踢鋼板
00:37:28很难吗
00:37:29难
00:37:30难
00:37:31怎么可能
00:37:42陈凯
00:37:46你怎么做到的
00:37:47我 我也不知道啊
00:37:48怎么可能
00:37:52陈凯
00:37:53你怎么做到的
00:37:55What can I do?
00:37:57How did you do it?
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:01My strength is so high.
00:38:03How are you?
00:38:05My son broke the gun.
00:38:07It's not even worse than you.
00:38:09You're just a dead one.
00:38:11You're going to fight for me.
00:38:13You're going to fight for me?
00:38:15No, no, no.
00:38:17My mother told me.
00:38:19I know.
00:38:21You don't have this.
00:38:23You're a dumbass.
00:38:25You're a dumbass.
00:38:27You don't have to go to the house.
00:38:29We're going to fight for you.
00:38:31I'm going to fight for you.
00:38:33What are you talking about?
00:38:35What are you talking about?
00:38:37Let them know.
00:38:39You're the real power.
00:38:41What power?
00:38:43Let's go.
00:38:45Let's go.
00:38:53Put your power.
00:38:55Put your power.
00:38:57Little girl.
00:38:59Let's go.
00:39:01Put your power.
00:39:07How did you get it?
00:39:09How did you win?
00:39:11They made it.
00:39:13啊
00:39:19你不说能赢了 他怎么会被打成这样
00:39:23这不在刚开始吗
00:39:41圣君交给我的
00:39:43He's going to kill us, but the king will never die.
00:39:55How did he become so bad?
00:39:57I don't know how you're going to kill him.
00:40:00He's going to kill him.
00:40:02He's going to kill you.
00:40:04You're going to die.
00:40:06What?
00:40:24How many turns has it become?
00:40:27How can you do this?
00:40:28You are lost!
00:40:29What can I do to do with my enemy?
00:40:30I am not a part of the黑带!
00:40:31How can I do this?
00:40:36Let's go, let's go.
00:40:40Your face, let's go.
00:40:42I'm going to...
00:40:46What's wrong?
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:58What are you doing?
00:41:00Who's beating?
00:41:01The people you win,
00:41:03all of you are doing.
00:41:05What? That's what I'm going to do!
00:41:08I'm going to give you a small piece of advice.
00:41:12Next time, I'm going to give you a big piece of advice.
00:41:18My wife, this time, my son will help you again.
00:41:23You can't refuse it.
00:41:24Is it...
00:41:26I'm going to give you a boyfriend?
00:41:28But...
00:41:30But I'm going to love you.
00:41:32Who?
00:41:34Who is going to give me a girlfriend?
00:41:36My wife, tell me.
00:41:38I'm going to kill her.
00:41:41The person who loves me is...
00:41:45Who wants to follow my daughter?
00:41:49Who wants to follow my daughter?
00:41:58Mom!
00:42:00What's your fault?
00:42:02I heard you say, school there are several times in the middle of the world.
00:42:04I'm going to follow you.
00:42:05I'm going to follow you.
00:42:06What are you doing?
00:42:07She's going to follow me.
00:42:08Ah, you're going to call me.
00:42:10She's going to call me.
00:42:11She's going to call me.
00:42:11She's going to call me.
00:42:12連光天霸都要忌諒他三年,被他聽到,咱們可就完蛋了,被他聽到,咱們可就完蛋了,是誰,在追我女兒,是他,不是我,不是我,別聽他胡說,沒空氣,也不是什麼人,都能入得了我林青狂的眼,想追我女兒,就要先通過我的考驗,林總,我喜歡西月很久了,我可以接受考驗,
00:42:42我兒子也願意,秦家某,要是我兒子當了你們家的女兒,你們林家絕對準,
00:42:49還有大哥,他可是地下一級,隨便一條考驗,那都是會死人的,你知不知道,有爸爸的,你怕是怕,
00:42:57說吧秦家某,什麼考驗,林總,我這人天生膽子的,你快說,什麼考驗,
00:43:07都上來,
00:43:09一!一!一!一!一!
00:43:20這第一關,討厭的就是你們的勇氣,你們兩個,把蘋果頂在頭上,我批中誰的蘋果,誰就可以和我女兒教我。
00:43:28林总,那要是皮歪了怎么办?
00:43:33那就生死自负,林总,他们都还是学生,您这样做会不会太危险了?
00:43:38我没有逼他们,不敢上来,现在就可以退出。
00:43:42林总,我从来没追过夕月,我都是看这一小子缠着夕月,我才出手教训他。
00:43:50陈玄,王鹤退出,你参加怎么样?
00:43:53本生又不喜欢你。
00:43:54儿子,上,这可是斧头,会死人的。
00:44:00要不上,我现在就屁股。
00:44:08开始吧。
00:44:15林总,让我来扰,我拿过标箱冠军,扔他贼准。
00:44:19好,你来。
00:44:20承雪,你儿子不会还没过门,就死了吧?
00:44:38胡锦安。
00:44:39小神明白,小神能招五湖四海的鬼魅精怪,想让谁倒霉,谁就得倒霉。
00:44:46扔碰鸟。
00:44:47尽死了你!
00:44:48他死了。
00:44:49我。
00:44:50我。
00:44:51我。
00:44:52扔。
00:44:53我。
00:44:54我咔尽我,我就不信了,给我。
00:44:55我。
00:44:56我就不信了,给我。
00:44:58是的。
00:44:59扔。
00:45:04扔。
00:45:05扔。
00:45:06扔。
00:45:07扔。
00:45:08扔。
00:45:09扔。
00:45:10I didn't see what happened.
00:45:15The horses are all flying back.
00:45:18What is it?
00:45:20Are you doing this?
00:45:21Are these really related to Shenzhen?
00:45:26How are you?
00:45:27My son is not going to die.
00:45:29I have to know
00:45:30if he has the ability to protect my daughter.
00:45:33I'll take it.
00:45:40Mom, give me.
00:45:45If you can get over me, you'll get over me.
00:45:48I'll take it.
00:45:50Well, I'll take it.
00:45:52Let's go.
00:45:57This is a hundred pounds.
00:45:59He turned so fast.
00:46:01He turned up.
00:46:02Why are you thinking these years
00:46:03I'm going to震慑.
00:46:05I'm going to tell you.
00:46:07I'm going to tell you.
00:46:09You're not so strong.
00:46:11Let's go.
00:46:12I'm going to tell you.
00:46:15I'm going to let you go.
00:46:17This one I can't stand up.
00:46:19What are you talking about?
00:46:20Go ahead.
00:46:21Go ahead.
00:46:22Doh.
00:46:23Doh.
00:46:26Doh.
00:46:35Doh.
00:46:36Doh.
00:46:37Doh.
00:46:38Doh.
00:46:39Doh.
00:46:40Doh.
00:46:41Doh.
00:46:42Doh.
00:46:43Why don't you zoued?
00:46:44No.
00:46:45吃
00:46:49吃这个呀
00:46:51小主子
00:46:52这个是圣君身上千年搓下来的大力神丹
00:46:56只能扶下一粒
00:46:58便可爬于山倒海
00:47:00吃个宝贝
00:47:01小心吃死你
00:47:04看着干什么
00:47:06吃
00:47:07我的身体怎么变成这样
00:47:15你居然真的举起来了
00:47:40程凯 你怎么这么厉害
00:47:42林总不照样举起来
00:47:44这只能证明他力气大
00:47:46不能证明他能赢
00:47:48天哪
00:47:58这些东西将近两百公斤
00:48:01林总他居然这么轻松就举起来了
00:48:03程凯 我不信你还能举起来
00:48:06儿子 让他们看看
00:48:07上
00:48:09天哪
00:48:15程凯居然举得比林总还要轻松
00:48:18程凯 我看你要不还是从了他吧
00:48:23陈佳 本生儿子
00:48:25够用吗
00:48:27不可能
00:48:28两百公斤
00:48:30就算是世界冠军也不可能这么轻松举起来
00:48:33他到底是怎么做的
00:48:35快看 程凯他在干什么
00:48:38我力气怎么变得这么大了
00:48:47程凯 你也给我一颗大力士丸吧
00:48:50就一颗 人家也想要大力无穷
00:48:53这个肌肉往南也行
00:48:56那还是算了吧
00:48:58你一定是快 你别过来
00:49:04我刚才的力气怎么那么大
00:49:08陈佳 是时候可以谈谈我们两家的婚事了吧
00:49:14不行 妈 我的终身幸福怎么能因为一个赌约而决定
00:49:19而且我已经有喜欢的人
00:49:22夕月 你告诉我你到底喜欢谁
00:49:25程凯 反正不是你
00:49:26死了这条心吧
00:49:28我知道了
00:49:30程凯 你居然让我儿子答应林青皇的考验
00:49:43还有你小孩
00:49:44你知不知道 这样多危险
00:49:46程凯 反正我们都已经回来了
00:49:57程凯 反正我们都已经回来了
00:49:57程凯 而且小凯不是也没事吧
00:50:01是啊 妈
00:50:03那个小孩都这么大了
00:50:14别什么都管了他嘛
00:50:17有陈玄在 你就放心吧
00:50:20你们
00:50:22你们给我滚出去
00:50:24我真不知道 你给他们灌了什么迷魂汤
00:50:36是个苹果 别生气啊
00:50:38谁要吃你的东西
00:50:40你看你 都十年了还这么不小心
00:50:46放开我
00:50:48你这样能走吗
00:51:02你想干什么
00:51:03这么多年
00:51:04你有没有想过我
00:51:06程同学
00:51:07你和我老公长得很像
00:51:10但你只是我儿子的同学
00:51:12我不能背叛我老公
00:51:14你们在干什么
00:51:28你们在干什么
00:51:30小孩 你别误会
00:51:31我们什么都没做
00:51:32不是 我正要
00:51:34我什么都没看到
00:51:36程玄 你给我等着
00:51:42老婆 老婆
00:51:44老大 自从程玄来了之后
00:51:47你在大家眼里的地位是越来越低了
00:51:50就连程凯那个废物
00:51:52都敢对你放肆
00:51:54对付不了你
00:51:55我还对付不了你妈妈
00:51:57让你们办的事都准备得怎么样了
00:52:00老大放心
00:52:02我们早有准备
00:52:06糟了
00:52:07妈
00:52:08程凯
00:52:08你要敢坏我的好事
00:52:10我让你和你妈都滚出这个学校
00:52:12你们太欺负人了
00:52:14敢欺负我老婆
00:52:15我看本尚教你怎么做人
00:52:25重新换一样
00:52:29抠定
00:52:34卡定
00:52:41你看
00:52:43你在这里
00:52:45What are you doing?
00:52:46It's a bit hot.
00:52:47I'll be cold.
00:52:48Let's go.
00:52:49Let's go.
00:52:50Let's go.
00:52:59I'm going to play a game.
00:53:01You're only three years old.
00:53:15Let's go.
00:53:171
00:53:182
00:53:191
00:53:201
00:53:211
00:53:221
00:53:231
00:53:252
00:53:261
00:53:301
00:53:311
00:53:322
00:53:332
00:53:341
00:53:362
00:53:371
00:53:382
00:53:391
00:53:402
00:53:422
00:53:433
00:53:433
00:53:44Now, start class.
00:53:49陈雪, this is the one thing I can do.
00:53:52I can't do it.
00:53:53陈雪, you can tell me what's going on.
00:53:55How to do it.
00:53:56下面同学, don't call it the time.
00:53:57陈贤, you should do the test.
00:53:59啊, what do you do?
00:54:00为什么又是我?
00:54:01让你上了, you're not上.
00:54:11你这就是报复.
00:54:12What?
00:54:13You're so expensive.
00:54:14It's just a small little教訓.
00:54:16You...
00:54:17What are you doing?
00:54:20I don't know.
00:54:21I don't know how to do it.
00:54:23I don't know how to do it.
00:54:24I've learned some of the化学.
00:54:25I'm not sure how to do it.
00:54:27I don't know how to do it.
00:54:28I don't know how to do it.
00:54:30But...
00:54:31I'm not sure how to do it.
00:54:33I've already tried to do it.
00:54:35I'm going to use the iron to make it.
00:54:37I'm sure it will be in the rain.
00:54:39I'm sure it will be in the rain.
00:54:41I'm sure it will be in the rain.
00:54:43I'm sure it will be in the rain.
00:54:45You can do it.
00:54:47There's a way to do it.
00:54:48What is it?
00:54:49We haven't been able to do it for 10 years.
00:54:51If I can do it,
00:54:53then I'll ask you to take my son and me to do it.
00:54:56Who is a man?
00:54:57I'll ask you to do it.
00:54:59You can do it.
00:55:01Hurry up.
00:55:02We're still waiting for you.
00:55:04We're still waiting for you.
00:55:11And you can't wait for me.
00:55:12You can't wait for me.
00:55:14You won't have to be a one-time life.
00:55:15I won't stop you.
00:55:16Just...
00:55:17Just...
00:55:18You can't wait for me.
00:55:19Look at me.
00:55:20Look at me.
00:55:23What is it?
00:55:25What?
00:55:26What?
00:55:27Look at me.
00:55:30What do you like?
00:55:32This is fun.
00:55:33Wow, this is so cool.
00:55:37If there is someone to give me this to me, I will be able to marry him.
00:55:41That's all right.
00:55:42That's so beautiful.
00:55:47You can't be so funny.
00:55:54How did you do this?
00:55:56How did you do this?
00:55:57I did it.
00:55:58I'll do it tomorrow morning.
00:56:00Let's go.
00:56:01Let's go.
00:56:06This is the place where you said it is.
00:56:08This is not the place of school.
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:11This is the place in the city.
00:56:12It's the place in the city.
00:56:13It's the place in the city.
00:56:14You don't like to live in this place.
00:56:16How do you know today is my birthday?
00:56:18I don't know today is your birthday.
00:56:20But I still know.
00:56:21You actually met your husband every year.
00:56:23How do you know this?
00:56:25Because...
00:56:29I am your husband.
00:56:30I am your husband.
00:56:36七月
00:56:46你们怎么来了呀
00:56:50你能来我就不能来了
00:56:53就是
00:56:54洛老师好
00:56:56静雅
00:56:58生日快乐
00:56:59谢谢
00:57:06青雅
00:57:09不好意思
00:57:10我来晚了
00:57:12死老头
00:57:17哪都有你
00:57:19青雅
00:57:21今天是你生日
00:57:23我知道你喜欢青雅
00:57:24我已经把他清场了
00:57:26就是想给你一个惊喜
00:57:28我爸是这所学校最大的工夫
00:57:30不像某些人
00:57:32出来玩还口口咒
00:57:34死老头
00:57:36算盘都打到本圣老婆身上了
00:57:39看本圣这次怎么收拾你
00:57:43好吃啊
00:57:49来 来 来 来
00:57:51真好吃
00:57:52诶 诶 诶 诶 诶 诶
00:57:55诶 诶 诶 诶
00:57:56诶 诶 诶 诶 诶
00:57:57诶 诶 诶 诶 诶
00:57:58诶 诶 诶 诶 诶
00:57:59诶 诶 诶 诶
00:58:01诶 诶 诶
00:58:03诶 诶
00:58:05诶 诶 诶
00:58:06诶 诶 诶 诶
00:58:07诶 诶 诶
00:58:08诶 诶 诶 诶
00:58:10诶 诶 诶
00:58:12钓鱼算什么
00:58:16本生原来在仙台的时候
00:58:18连神龙都钓了
00:58:19爸
00:58:19这小子也太壮
00:58:21今天可得好好叫他叫他
00:58:24知道了
00:58:25小子
00:58:26我可钓了二十多年的鱼了
00:58:29你想跟我比一比
00:58:30你想比啥
00:58:31那咋就比比谁钓的鱼大
00:58:34输的人就得把这盆鱼石
00:58:36全部吃掉
00:58:37还得立刻从青雅身边消失
00:58:40可以
00:58:40本生答应你
00:58:42陈玄 你怎么什么都答应
00:58:45你连钓鱼的经验都没有
00:58:46你怎么跟他比啊
00:58:48是啊 陈玄 你可别冲动
00:58:49笑
00:58:50本生害怕你
00:58:52好了 陈玄 我累了
00:58:54我们换个地方休息吧
00:58:56谁都不准走
00:58:57但我的命对我想有心思
00:59:00本生今天就好
00:59:02偷教训教训
00:59:03小子 这可是你自找的
00:59:08要去抓条鱼
00:59:10捡到水里挂到鱼路上
00:59:12记住了越大越好
00:59:14吃饭
00:59:15吃饭
00:59:16吃饭
00:59:17吃饭
00:59:17吃饭
00:59:18吃饭
00:59:19小子 看你今天怎么说
00:59:21吃饭
00:59:22吃饭
00:59:23吃饭
00:59:24吃饭
00:59:25吃饭
00:59:32上鱼
00:59:33快快帮忙
00:59:34拿把手
00:59:35快来
00:59:36来
00:59:37来
00:59:38来
00:59:39来
00:59:40来
00:59:41来
00:59:42来
00:59:43来
00:59:44来
00:59:45来
00:59:46哎哎哎哎哎哇这么大的鱼啊我的乖乖这条鱼没有时间
00:59:52又八戒啊那陈玄岂不是输定了小子你的鱼呢不过又是空军吧
00:59:58你钓了这么久都没钓到一看技术比起这按照赌鱼你输了就得把这盆鱼石给吃了
01:00:07我都看过了鱼塘里都是半斤不大的鱼啊怎么可能有这么大的鱼
01:00:12分明就是你们作弊这愿赌胡说这输了他就得把这个吃了
01:00:18你要是不吃我让人喂你吃
01:00:21王总刚刚都是误会吃鱼石会把人吃坏的我让他给你道个歉
01:00:29是他自己不知道天高地厚跟我赌的今天呢他吃也得吃不吃也得吃
01:00:36就是没吃过这么好吧小子赏你的赶紧吃啊
01:00:42你们真的认为本舍会输吗
01:00:45哼笑话这个鱼塘里边要是有比这条鱼更大我把鱼干吃了
01:00:51这可是你说的
01:00:53咬勾了好像比刚刚那条大草鱼还要大
01:00:59你本尚是
01:01:05我的乖乖是鲨鱼
01:01:08鲨鱼这破鱼塘你他妈跟我说鲨鱼
01:01:12作弊一定是作弊
01:01:14你们哪只已经看到我作弊了
01:01:16自己没技术造出污蔑别人你们还要点点吗
01:01:20没错你们是你们自己玩不起
01:01:22放屁就刚才那条大草鱼还不是我爸找人挂上去的
01:01:26你们不是作弊是什么呀
01:01:30你们不是作弊是什么呀
01:01:33哼原来是你们就让人挂上去的
01:01:38哼原来作弊的是你们
01:01:41刚才说出了怎么来着
01:01:45哦对了吃把这份鱼食全部吃在
01:01:49快吃吧
01:01:50你别太过分了我可是金海首富
01:01:53我 你就不怕得罪我耽误了你的钱
01:01:57我爸什么地位让你们跟我们一起钓鱼
01:02:00那 那不是组织冒青烟了吗
01:02:02敢提赌鱼不知天高的口
01:02:04既然你们不吃
01:02:06那是为你们吃
01:02:08这怎么回事
01:02:16你干什么
01:02:17你干什么
01:02:18我怎么都不聊了
01:02:19你干什么
01:02:23你干什么
01:02:24你别过来
01:02:25啊
01:02:26你
01:02:27你
01:02:28吃
01:02:29吃
01:02:30呃
01:02:31呃
01:02:32呃
01:02:33呃
01:02:34呃
01:02:35呃
01:02:36呃
01:02:37呃
01:02:38呃
01:02:39我一定不会放过你的
01:02:40好啊
01:02:41晚上等着你们的抱
01:02:43走
01:02:44吃饭
01:02:45给你们做好吃的去
01:02:53我一定不会放过你的
01:02:56这个仇
01:02:57我一定会抱
01:02:59你在这儿等着
01:03:01我去找几个高手
01:03:03我一定让他后悔
01:03:04来到这个世界上
01:03:05啊
01:03:07啊
01:03:14妈
01:03:15你怎么来了
01:03:16你以为你偷偷跑出来
01:03:18我就不知道你要干什么了
01:03:20妈也年轻过
01:03:21走
01:03:22跟我去找那小子
01:03:23嗯
01:03:24林总
01:03:28林总
01:03:29你怎么来了
01:03:40弄这破车
01:03:41阿哥
01:03:42这个方便
01:03:43方便
01:03:44国际杀手
01:03:45东西拿起来
01:03:49谁踢一个人
01:03:52走
01:03:59老婆
01:04:00调料不能这么撒
01:04:01我来教你
01:04:02先撒胡椒
01:04:07最后
01:04:08再刷一遍
01:04:10接着吧
01:04:11嗯
01:04:12知道了
01:04:13陈玄
01:04:14你也教我烧烤
01:04:15陈玄你偏心
01:04:16你为什么只帮他烤
01:04:17不帮我们烤
01:04:18那边去
01:04:19亲家来了
01:04:21老婆
01:04:23那咱们进去
01:04:24嗯
01:04:25你好 李总
01:04:26之前的事情
01:04:27都是孩子们闹着玩的
01:04:28您陪我心里去
01:04:29陆老师哪儿的话
01:04:30我对陈玄很满意
01:04:31啊
01:04:32啊
01:04:33你到底跟你妈说了什么
01:04:35啊
01:04:36陆老师
01:04:37我这次来就是想谈谈
01:04:38陈玄和陈玄的本事
01:04:40什么
01:04:44这里面是不是有什么误会
01:04:46上次是我失了礼数
01:04:48但陈玄的表现让我很满意
01:04:50这个女婿啊
01:04:51我认定了
01:04:52我不同意
01:04:55嗯
01:04:56林总
01:04:57你怎么能看着她呢
01:04:58论身份论地位
01:04:59选女婿你都应该看我才对啊
01:05:01我林青黄做到如今这个位置
01:05:03还需要在意
01:05:05我的女婿是什么身份
01:05:07什么地位吗
01:05:08这到底怎么回事
01:05:10姐姐
01:05:11你还是选我儿子吧
01:05:12他天资过人
01:05:13亘古绝佳
01:05:14绝对是上家女婿啊
01:05:15他
01:05:16还入不了我林青黄的眼
01:05:18我已经通过了你的考验
01:05:21为什么入不了你的眼
01:05:22你扪心自问
01:05:24那些考验
01:05:25是靠你自己通过的吗
01:05:27陈玄
01:05:28你永远只会跟在别人屁股后面
01:05:30做什么都胆小害怕
01:05:32我这辈子
01:05:33都不会喜欢你这样懦弱的人
01:05:35那你怎样才能喜欢我
01:05:37除非你从这些木炭上踩过去的
01:05:39你敢吗
01:05:42答应你
01:05:44小凯
01:05:45你不要冲动
01:05:46他们这么亲事
01:05:47我们不认了
01:05:48我是我不想再被他们看不起了
01:05:50我不想被他们戳着鼻子
01:05:52说我是懦夫
01:05:53陈凯
01:05:54陈凯
01:05:55你不要命了
01:05:56那可是火炭
01:05:57我说过
01:05:58不是懦夫
01:05:59既然如此
01:06:00那就看你的本事了
01:06:04既然陈玄不想做我女婿
01:06:06那我就给你们二人一个机会
01:06:08当年我就是从这上面走过去
01:06:10才做到今天这个位置
01:06:12你们两个谁能走过去
01:06:14我就认谁当女婿
01:06:15不了 不了
01:06:16不了 不了
01:06:17我还想留着我这双腿
01:06:28儿子
01:06:29不就走个火烫吗
01:06:30走
01:06:31爸爸帮你
01:06:32大哥
01:06:33我知道这些都是你一直在帮我
01:06:35可是这一次
01:06:37我想自己来
01:06:38你玩真的
01:06:39小凯
01:06:40不要
01:06:44他
01:06:46我可以的
01:06:50他居然为了我真的去做了
01:06:55他居然为了我真的去做了
01:06:57既然
01:06:58我会像你这个样子
01:07:01我不是那么好
01:07:05你居然真的做了
01:07:07成来你
01:07:08儿子终于长大了
01:07:10这种时候你还在开玩笑
01:07:12小凯
01:07:14小凯
01:07:15小凯
01:07:16你这脚要是废了
01:07:18那以后的人生可怎么办啊
01:07:20儿子
01:07:21你怎么这么傻呀
01:07:22九神
01:07:23快拿你的仙链过来给我儿子泡脚
01:07:31孩子
01:07:32快放进去
01:07:33仙链
01:07:34他这脚
01:07:35就算话多来了也知道
01:07:36要我看
01:07:37直接接之算
01:07:38你的
01:07:39仙链
01:07:44我的脚不疼
01:07:46这么快就好了
01:07:49想不到这世间竟有如此神奇的仙链
01:07:51陈凯
01:07:53你骨子里有股傲气
01:07:55你这个女婿我认定
01:07:57我不同意
01:07:58西月
01:07:59陈凯
01:08:00陈凯有情有义
01:08:01他都这么做了
01:08:02你还不感动吗
01:08:03陈凯
01:08:04我知道你为了我改变了很多
01:08:06可是我有喜欢的人
01:08:08我喜欢的人不是你
01:08:10西月有喜欢的人了
01:08:12我怎么不知道
01:08:13我怎么不知道
01:08:14难道
01:08:18这都叫什么事
01:08:24那个
01:08:25我有事跟你说
01:08:27西月
01:08:28你不会
01:08:29就同意跟我儿子在一起了吧
01:08:31陈凯我喜欢你
01:08:33什么鬼
01:08:34你喜欢我个毛线
01:08:36陈凯
01:08:37你在这边吗
01:08:38怎么办
01:08:39你别告诉他我来过这
01:08:40你
01:08:43陈凯
01:08:45那个
01:08:46我有事情想跟你说
01:08:51西月很不待见你
01:08:52我不待见
01:08:53但是我还是很喜欢你的
01:08:55你表面上一直在帮陈凯
01:08:57其实一直想引起我的注意
01:08:59所以
01:09:00就算你跟我表白
01:09:01我也不会拒绝你的
01:09:03等等
01:09:06我到底做了什么
01:09:08陈凯
01:09:09老师怎么来了
01:09:10我躲一下
01:09:11你不要说我在这里
01:09:12姐姐姐
01:09:14你怎么在这
01:09:16你怎么在这
01:09:19你
01:09:20我会也招我有事吧
01:09:22你
01:09:23你觉得姐姐怎么样
01:09:25你想干什么
01:09:27姐姐虽然大你几岁
01:09:28但是我也一直都单身
01:09:30姐姐知道你也是单身
01:09:32要不
01:09:33你考虑一下我
01:09:34怎么样
01:09:35奇妙
01:09:37奇妙
01:09:38奇妙
01:09:39奇妙
01:09:41奇妙
01:09:42奇妙
01:09:44奇妙
01:09:45你
01:09:47你
01:09:49奇妙
01:09:50你不会也是来找我表白的吧
01:09:52奇妙
01:09:53奇妙
01:09:54奇妙
01:09:56I want you to help 小凯治好了腿
01:09:57Hey
01:09:59自家人
01:10:01I'm a dumb man
01:10:02I don't want to help 小凯成长
01:10:06I'm a husband
01:10:07She's been a 10 years
01:10:09Can you try to have a new beginning
01:10:14You don't want to
01:10:17You want to
01:10:19You want to
01:10:20We don't want to
01:10:21We don't want to
01:10:22陈璇
01:10:24陈璇是我先看上的
01:10:26你们谁也不准枪
01:10:27谁说先是你看上的
01:10:29各凭本事看上的男人
01:10:30闺蜜也没得商量
01:10:32秦雅
01:10:32这就是你做的不对了
01:10:34陈璇他只是长得像你老公
01:10:36但他毕竟不是你老公
01:10:37你怎么能这样呢
01:10:38陈璇
01:10:38我之前还对你有所改观
01:10:40没想到你是这种人
01:10:42金屋藏胶
01:10:44一次还藏三个
01:10:46老婆
01:10:48你听我解释
01:10:49不需要你解释
01:10:52不是
01:10:53老婆
01:11:03我的心里从来都只有你
01:11:05没有其他人
01:11:06首先
01:11:08你只是一个跟我老公
01:11:10长得很像的小孩
01:11:11其次
01:11:11我一点都不喜欢你
01:11:13你不要再出现在我面前
01:11:15可是我是你老公啊
01:11:18你觉得这样很好玩是吗
01:11:20一个消失十年
01:11:21会突然出现在我眼前吗
01:11:23那你要你怎么才能相信我
01:11:25是
01:11:25我承认
01:11:26你给我老公确实长得很像
01:11:28你的言行
01:11:29举止
01:11:30几乎跟他一模一样
01:11:32但是这些都是假的
01:11:35对我来说就像一场梦
01:11:36现在梦该醒了
01:11:38你不相信我
01:11:41你总跟相信这个掉坠吧
01:11:43这是我老公亲手打磨的
01:11:52你怎么会呢
01:11:53这个东西怎么会在你那儿
01:11:56难道你是我老公的私生子
01:11:58当年我去爬山
01:12:04被哥仙剑老头带去了仙剑
01:12:06我只在那里修炼了十天
01:12:08我没有想到地球上已经过去了十年
01:12:10你知不知道
01:12:11每当我想你的时候
01:12:13我就拿出这个掉坠
01:12:14看一眼
01:12:15你
01:12:16你真的是我老公
01:12:18我以前答应过你
01:12:21每个山上我都陪你一起
01:12:22难道这些
01:12:24你都忘了吗
01:12:26你真的是我老公
01:12:27妈
01:12:39你在干什么
01:12:40你个王八蛋居然敢碰我妈
01:12:42他真的是你爸
01:12:45陈选
01:12:45你个王八蛋
01:12:47你给我妈挂了什么迷魂堂
01:12:49我好些把你当大哥
01:12:50你居然敢碰我妈
01:12:51想当我爹
01:12:52我给你拼了
01:12:53别别别
01:12:55小凯
01:12:55这玉坠只有我和你爸有
01:12:57他真的是你爸
01:12:59怎么会这样
01:13:00你到底是谁
01:13:02你上小学的时候尿裤子
01:13:08还是我翘本给你去换的裤子
01:13:09这件事只有我和我爸知道
01:13:11你
01:13:12你是怎么知道的
01:13:13你八岁的时候
01:13:15吵着要山上的杜鹃花
01:13:16我去给你摘
01:13:17结果被一个仙剑老头带走
01:13:19就没有回来
01:13:20不可能
01:13:21这是我和我爸两个人之间的秘密
01:13:23没有其他人知道
01:13:25儿子
01:13:26我真的是你爸爸
01:13:28我努力修炼
01:13:29就是为了回来能够再见到你们
01:13:31不可能
01:13:31这
01:13:32这怎么可能是真的
01:13:33我知道了
01:13:36你一定是我爸
01:13:37在外面鬼魂留下来的一个私生子
01:13:40我也不信
01:13:41陈玄
01:13:42你是不是因为想要拒绝我
01:13:44才编造出这么离谱的谎言
01:13:46当然是谎言
01:13:50世上怎么可能有这么离奇的事情
01:13:56这一切都是他骗人的把戏
01:13:59陈玄
01:13:59我爸的高手道
01:14:01今儿就是你的死期
01:14:04王天爸
01:14:06你什么意思
01:14:07我再问你一遍
01:14:08你愿不愿意嫁给我
01:14:10做梦
01:14:11还有你
01:14:12愿不愿意嫁给我
01:14:13你做梦
01:14:14我身边这些可是国际杀手
01:14:17我再给你一次机会
01:14:19你想清楚了在乎一堂
01:14:21国际杀手
01:14:23你到底想干什么
01:14:25我得不到的东西
01:14:26别人也休想得到的
01:14:28你要是不答应
01:14:30今天就是你们的死期
01:14:32好大的口气
01:14:34王天爸
01:14:35陈玄他们是我看中的
01:14:37你确定要与我为伯吗
01:14:39你只是个商人而已
01:14:41而我妈可是精海的地下一己
01:14:44论实力
01:14:45我们不怕你
01:14:47林青皇
01:14:49你只不过开了几间酒吧
01:14:52搞了几个KTV
01:14:53你就也是地下一己了
01:14:55女人终归是女人
01:14:58真要亮起刀兵来
01:15:00我会怕你
01:15:01你 来人
01:15:03这都什么年来
01:15:10还比人多呀
01:15:11比的是钱多
01:15:12就你这些歪瓜裂草
01:15:15能跟我身后这些国际杀手比吗
01:15:18看来你是真没把我放在眼里
01:15:20小子
01:15:21你只不过会点赵研发
01:15:24变点魔术
01:15:25我会怕你
01:15:26我第一个杀的人就是你
01:15:29就凭你身后的一群苍蝇
01:15:31再来十个百个
01:15:33本身也不放在眼里
01:15:35这可是你说的
01:15:37我就让你看看他们的真本事
01:15:40怎么办
01:15:44手雷
01:15:45这次你还不死
01:15:48王天霸
01:15:49你是不是疯了
01:15:51你知道吗
01:15:51你这是在犯罪
01:15:53没错
01:15:54你就是犯罪
01:15:55法律师不会放过你的
01:15:56我有的是钱
01:15:58犯不犯罪
01:15:59那还不是我一句话的事
01:16:01陈璇
01:16:02你现在过来
01:16:04跪下来赔罪
01:16:05我倒是还可以饶你一条狗命
01:16:07你们这种苍蝇
01:16:09配让本身给你下跪吗
01:16:11到现在了
01:16:15你还装个灯啊
01:16:16你不过来下跪
01:16:18我现在就伤你两颗手
01:16:20不要
01:16:21你不是要道歉吗
01:16:23我们跟你道歉
01:16:24用不着
01:16:25苍蝇再躲也只是苍蝇
01:16:27本身一只手就能灭
01:16:29什么时候了
01:16:30你还在说这种话
01:16:31现在最重要的是保命
01:16:33你快跑
01:16:34他不会拿我们怎么样的
01:16:35该担心没命了
01:16:37是他们才来
01:16:38本身给你们三秒钟
01:16:40放下武器主动去自首
01:16:42本身
01:16:43就当做什么都没发生过
01:16:45死到临头了
01:16:47还在做
01:16:48给我炸死他
01:16:50不要
01:16:52不要
01:16:52不要
01:16:53哇 这乖乖
01:17:11原来我爸这么厉害
01:17:13像我参与你们
01:17:14成群
01:17:27成群
01:17:27什么高屁圣人
01:17:31我还以为多厉害呢
01:17:32还不是被炸死了
01:17:35小子
01:17:35下辈子偷台轩聪明点
01:17:38记得
01:17:39消息科学
01:17:41你们成功惹怒本胜了
01:17:44什么手
01:17:45谁在说话
01:17:46陈璇
01:17:52你没事吧
01:17:54不
01:17:55不可能的
01:17:55这么多手雷
01:17:56唠唠炸的他
01:17:57你怎么可能
01:17:58一点事都没有啊
01:18:00区区乏人的武器
01:18:01也想伤本胜
01:18:02你们配吗
01:18:04不可能
01:18:04这根本不是人可以做到的
01:18:07除非
01:18:07除非你不是人
01:18:08本胜告诉过你们很多次
01:18:11本胜是圣人
01:18:13三界六到亿万众生
01:18:15见到本胜
01:18:15都有跪拜的圣人
01:18:16众心何赞
01:18:17教臣拜见圣君
01:18:21说吧
01:18:23你将怎么死
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01:25:44This time I came back is to be together with my family, but you are a lot of people.
01:25:50You are the worst.
01:25:54Why don't you go to the bathroom?
01:25:56Why don't you go to the bathroom?
01:26:06Wow!
01:26:11How are you, my girlfriend?
01:26:12I'm going to be able to do my own.
01:26:14I'm going to give my son a chance.
01:26:17I'll give you a chance.
01:26:18I'll give you a chance to see you.
01:26:22I'll see you in your own way.
01:26:23What's your point?
01:26:24Hey, you're slow.
01:26:26I'll be right back.
01:26:27I'll be right back.
01:26:28I'll be right back.
01:26:30You're safe.
01:26:31You're right.
01:26:32Why don't you kill me?
01:26:34Why don't you kill me?
01:26:35Let's see if we can see you.
01:26:37I won't fall.
01:26:38You're so lazy.
01:26:39I won't fall.
01:26:40How are you doing?
01:26:41I won't fall.
01:26:44Let's go.
01:26:45Why don't you kill me?
01:26:46I won't fall.
01:26:47I won't fall.
01:26:48I won't fall.