Before they can find inner peace, Stuart (Josh McDermitt) and Louis Litt (Rick Hoffman) go head-to-head in a fiery shouting match in this hilarious and chaotic moment from Suits: LA. As the two strong-willed personalities prepare for a mandatory zen retreat, tempers flare—and insults fly—proving that calm is a long way off. Don’t miss this unforgettable face-off from an all-new episode of Suits: LA, now streaming on NBC and Peacock.
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00:01Stop right there, cowboy. This cart is mine.
00:04I don't see how it could be, because my hand is on it.
00:06My suitcase is about to be.
00:07Put your suitcase there. We're gonna have a problem.
00:09Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna wait here.
00:11You're gonna get yourself a fruity little welcome drink.
00:13I'm gonna go to my room, and I'll send this back your way.
00:15You're not sending anything my way, because I was here first, and I'm taking it.
00:18No, sir. You are not.
00:20Get the hell out of my face.
00:21I am not in your face, but I can definitely put something there.
00:24Something hard, thick, and hairy.
00:25You better not be saying what I think you are.
00:27I sure as hell am. My little Lewis is coming your way.
00:30I don't know what's worse, that you call your penis Little Lewis,
00:33or that you think I'm gonna let you put it in my face.
00:35I was talking about my fist, dumbass.
00:37Who would call their penis Little Lewis? Angry Sylvester would be furious.
00:40Who the hell is Angry Sylvester?
00:41My penis! Keep up!
00:42I don't want to!
00:44And you so much as shove a pinky in my face, I'll sue your ass into the ground.
00:47Well, you picked the wrong guy for that, bucko, because I happen to be one of the best lawyers in the country.
00:51Oh, which country would that be? Fantasyland?
00:53Because I'm one of the best lawyers in the country, and I have no idea who you are.
00:56Oh, well, I'll be happy to tell you who I am. My name is Lewis Goddamn Lit, and you're about to get lit to hell!
01:01Excuse me. Are you gentlemen by any chance here for the hostility mitigation program?
01:06What happened?
01:07Why do you ask?
01:08Just a hunch.