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00:00:00oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i'm sorry
00:00:30mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:40and you are only one of your biggest supporters well are you gonna drink this or break the heart
00:00:45of one of your donors
00:00:47excuse me for a second
00:00:59let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about
00:01:14don't deny it you need me baby
00:01:17oh baby you just don't hear me i'll be in our room soon
00:01:27who the hell are you get away from me fuck out of my way
00:01:31hey you intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors
00:02:01only the side door is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but
00:02:07not here get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:13just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign
00:02:21i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:25how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hating on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i really believe in his ideas
00:02:47excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:03:01you ruined my mink are you drunk oh my god on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am
00:03:07you clumsy hick you will not keep your job after this i'm so sorry please don't fire me i really want to work on this campaign i'll fix it i'll clean the coat and the wig right now
00:03:19well what are you waiting for you dumb hick this is all your fault don't worry there's cleaning spies upstairs stay out of this maid fix it intern or you're fired
00:03:35thank you but where are the cleaning supplies you heard what she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired
00:03:45i put you into room 2809 it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:49you're a lifesaver i'm sarah us working-class girls gotta stick together right i'm stephanie
00:03:55you're right god i had a really tough day it's okay these rich people are ridiculous don't blame yourself
00:04:04that's why i'm interning on this campaign to stand up for people like us
00:04:08i just wish i fit in better amen girl and
00:04:14look at you
00:04:18you look like you fit right in
00:04:22hi i'm a wealthy socialite i eat caviar not doritos i totally belong here
00:04:30okay i gotta run but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:36call me if you need me good luck thanks again see you later
00:04:42is somebody here
00:04:56is somebody here is somebody in there
00:05:02is somebody in there
00:05:10oh sorry um god he's so hot
00:05:16are you okay
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00:07:38it doesn't matter
00:07:40you belong in a farmers market not a campaign office
00:07:42a new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow so
00:07:46today's your last day
00:07:48little trash girl
00:07:50no
00:07:52Rebecca
00:07:54please i really want this job
00:07:56candidate stinnett is running a little late
00:07:58which isn't like him but he'll be here soon so be ready
00:08:02So, be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:13Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:32You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God.
00:09:00He didn't recognize me.
00:09:02I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely, never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25Oh my God, he recognizes me.
00:09:27I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:32Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:56No intern's allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:18But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:21You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a setup.
00:10:24Oh, God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:48You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's going to find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:11I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19So have your coffee.
00:11:20You get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:33Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha.
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent.
00:11:41Christopher Stinnett
00:11:43played with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent,
00:11:52immoral,
00:11:53and premaritable sex
00:11:55will have him burn in hell
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:58for all eternity.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:03I have proof
00:12:04that my opponent,
00:12:06Christopher Stinnett,
00:12:07slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:09Oh, no.
00:12:13He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:24He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:26Oh, God, you useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:32And I have proof
00:12:34that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stinnett,
00:12:38slept with a prostitute
00:12:40last night.
00:12:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:44Thank you so much.
00:12:45That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:47Wait a second.
00:12:48That is not the woman
00:12:49I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:51That stupid farm girl
00:12:55smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:02It doesn't matter
00:13:02if you didn't sleep
00:13:03with a prostitute
00:13:04or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove
00:13:06it wasn't a fake,
00:13:07then it'll sink
00:13:08and ruin the campaign.
00:13:11Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night
00:13:13gave me her phone number.
00:13:14Oh, no.
00:13:21The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one-night stand?
00:13:34Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep
00:13:36with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:39It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:42The boss would never be
00:13:42with someone as lonely as you know.
00:13:45Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong
00:13:47in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:51Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand
00:14:01was probably a spy
00:14:02sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator's
00:14:06all over TV
00:14:06spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with
00:14:08this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:11And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can
00:14:14prove it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I
00:14:15if the girl I was really with
00:14:17won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be
00:14:21security camera footage
00:14:22proving that I didn't go
00:14:23in the room
00:14:23with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:29We'll get that hotel
00:14:29security camera footage
00:14:30ASAP.
00:14:39We'll get that footage
00:14:40and prove you weren't
00:14:40with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe
00:14:42we'll see the woman
00:14:43I was really with
00:14:44last night too.
00:14:45You'll see
00:14:45I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:52Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure
00:14:58it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling
00:15:00in your order.
00:15:01No, actually.
00:15:04Stephanie,
00:15:06this is, um,
00:15:07Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um,
00:15:11is there any way
00:15:12you could access
00:15:13the hotel footage
00:15:14from last night
00:15:14from floor 28
00:15:16and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin,
00:15:19intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage?
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:26I'll explain later,
00:15:27but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls
00:15:30gotta look out
00:15:31for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room
00:15:33is my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:36My people are arriving
00:15:38at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage
00:15:39in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage fast
00:15:44or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey.
00:15:48Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't had
00:15:50the chance to get
00:15:50to talk to you.
00:15:51It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53No, it's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not
00:15:55usually like this,
00:15:56but I would love
00:15:57to hear your position
00:15:59on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time
00:16:01talking to an unqualified,
00:16:03corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know
00:16:05the first thing
00:16:05about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hassler's
00:16:07all about the politics
00:16:08of anger,
00:16:09but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call
00:16:11or put people down,
00:16:12so you shouldn't either.
00:16:13And for the last time,
00:16:14my family grows
00:16:14Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning
00:16:22some tips from her.
00:16:24She's a lot smarter
00:16:24than you give her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27But she's...
00:16:29I would love
00:16:33to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir,
00:16:36our people are at the hotel
00:16:37right now finding the footage.
00:16:43Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're going to figure out
00:16:45who that mystery girl
00:16:46was in the footage
00:16:46any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:54Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone,
00:16:55no one will find out
00:16:57we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:59I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out
00:17:01something to
00:17:02disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of
00:17:07me,
00:17:09have you
00:17:09decided who you want
00:17:11to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:15But I need to keep my distance
00:17:16and make sure nothing else
00:17:18happens between us.
00:17:21No.
00:17:22Sir, she...
00:17:24She's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know
00:17:27anything about politics.
00:17:28She's...
00:17:29Nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day,
00:17:33actually.
00:17:34She's exactly
00:17:34what I need.
00:17:36Oh, no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:39You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Be ready.
00:17:41We're going to be spending
00:17:42a lot more time together.
00:17:46So much for staying
00:17:47away from him.
00:17:50You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him
00:17:54to promote you
00:17:55over me?
00:17:59The candidates schedule
00:18:00on speeches
00:18:00for the upcoming week.
00:18:02Aussie positions.
00:18:03Memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false rumor
00:18:05going around
00:18:06that the candidates
00:18:07slept with a prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out
00:18:10that he's intimate
00:18:11with an intern,
00:18:12it's game over
00:18:12for all of us.
00:18:14So,
00:18:15keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign.
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally
00:18:23slept with your
00:18:24Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know
00:18:26that it was him.
00:18:27And he thought
00:18:27I was just some
00:18:28rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot
00:18:35and successful.
00:18:37I know.
00:18:38But he doesn't know
00:18:40that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever got out
00:18:43that he slept with his
00:18:44candidate...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone.
00:18:47And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:51My opponent,
00:18:53Christopher Stinnett,
00:18:54is a lying scantrel.
00:18:56In this election,
00:18:57I will prove it.
00:18:59Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell
00:19:01is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up
00:19:03this story about
00:19:04the candidate
00:19:04sleeping with a hooker
00:19:05last night.
00:19:06What?
00:19:07He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:09But he has this photo
00:19:11of a woman
00:19:13in a red dress
00:19:14leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie.
00:19:16He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw
00:19:19your boss last night
00:19:20with a woman
00:19:21in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there.
00:19:25And he definitely
00:19:26didn't take that woman
00:19:27to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me
00:19:33all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone
00:19:44with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office.
00:19:48Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no.
00:19:48I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:49Morning, sir.
00:19:59Your coffee?
00:20:00Sarah, please
00:20:02call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:08Well, I want to give you
00:20:11what you need.
00:20:12It's my job
00:20:13as your assistant.
00:20:14May I say?
00:20:16You're excelling at it.
00:20:19You seem nervous.
00:20:21I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I, um...
00:20:23Senator Hustler
00:20:26is just saying
00:20:27you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie.
00:20:30It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:36But do you know why
00:20:38we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth
00:20:41on our side,
00:20:42don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute's story
00:20:44won't hold up
00:20:45because
00:20:45it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do
00:20:49is just
00:20:50smile,
00:20:51take a breath,
00:20:52and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:58Just like that.
00:20:58What are you doing
00:21:05here, farm girl?
00:21:06The hooker story
00:21:07isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hustler
00:21:10is about to give
00:21:10a press conference
00:21:11attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:13Politics isn't about
00:21:14proof, intern.
00:21:15It's about stories,
00:21:16okay?
00:21:17And the senator's
00:21:18telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted
00:21:21that security camera footage
00:21:22really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him.
00:21:27I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir.
00:21:30It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront
00:21:34the senator
00:21:34and put this nonsense
00:21:35story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense
00:21:39story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Make the bully
00:21:43say his lies
00:21:43right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults
00:21:46take it from here,
00:21:47farm girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know
00:21:48if the candidate
00:21:49needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:51Sir,
00:21:52we gotta go.
00:21:53Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas
00:21:55and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting
00:21:57about her.
00:21:59Come on.
00:22:00I want you with me.
00:22:09Stinnett is a liar
00:22:11who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept
00:22:14with a hooker.
00:22:16Excuse me,
00:22:25Senator.
00:22:26You're gonna lie
00:22:26about me.
00:22:27Say it to my face.
00:22:29Oh,
00:22:30the immoral man
00:22:32who slept
00:22:33with a hooker
00:22:33has a ride.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:36A photo in the elevator
00:22:37is not proof,
00:22:38Senator.
00:22:39Funny you should mention
00:22:40proof
00:22:41because it's showtime.
00:22:42bring in the hooker.
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog,
00:22:51Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:52hates yours truly
00:22:54for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:22:57She's lying.
00:23:00I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:02I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well,
00:23:03we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it,
00:23:05I deleted the footage
00:23:06that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl
00:23:09you actually slept with
00:23:10when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me,
00:23:12her minute?
00:23:12Get out,
00:23:13intern.
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now,
00:23:20you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie.
00:23:27You were sober.
00:23:28Didn't even need
00:23:29Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely stories,
00:23:34Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it.
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you, Senator,
00:23:43I'm honest.
00:23:44So, baby,
00:23:45I know you can't forget
00:23:46all the nasty things
00:23:48you did in bed.
00:23:50Boy,
00:23:51you better say
00:23:51what little dignity
00:23:52you have left
00:23:53and drop out of the race.
00:23:55I'm fighting
00:23:57for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not
00:24:00because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on.
00:24:11You know me.
00:24:13I like that big
00:24:13pretty last night.
00:24:15Slap it again.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18That's a lie.
00:24:19Oh, we can see it all now,
00:24:22Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed
00:24:24as a D&C dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race.
00:24:30Now.
00:24:32Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:39Who the hell
00:24:41are you, bitch?
00:24:43Ah!
00:24:48You didn't sleep
00:24:49with him last night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I can prove it.
00:24:54You didn't sleep
00:24:55with him that night.
00:24:57I did.
00:24:58And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell
00:24:59are you, Blondie?
00:25:01You're lying!
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:03Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here!
00:25:08This is my event!
00:25:09No.
00:25:10I know her.
00:25:11She works at the hotel.
00:25:12She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right.
00:25:14I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman
00:25:17try to seduce
00:25:18Mr. Stenet
00:25:19in the hallway,
00:25:20but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off
00:25:22and went into his room
00:25:23and she headed
00:25:24to the elevator.
00:25:25Stenet!
00:25:26How much did you pay
00:25:28to a random maid
00:25:29to testify for you?
00:25:31I told the truth.
00:25:32And your photos
00:25:33can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look.
00:25:38There I am
00:25:39in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man
00:25:42is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is,
00:25:45why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying
00:25:48about sleeping, you kid?
00:25:49Uh-uh.
00:25:51This wasn't
00:25:52part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy!
00:25:53Gee, Senator.
00:25:54You're such a moral
00:25:55family values man.
00:25:57Why do you want
00:25:58a first-name basis
00:25:59with a sex worker?
00:26:02Screw you!
00:26:05I'm out of here!
00:26:06You get your ass back!
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stenet?
00:26:14You spent the night
00:26:14with this woman?
00:26:16You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign
00:26:18fail because of me.
00:26:19I have to do something.
00:26:21I'm going to help
00:26:23you save your campaign,
00:26:24but I need you
00:26:25to trust me, okay?
00:26:26Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly
00:26:37a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:40I'm his fiancée.
00:26:44My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancée.
00:26:49Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office,
00:26:59not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:07Hell yes.
00:27:08We just dodged a scandal.
00:27:09Thanks to her.
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern
00:27:13abandoned her post again,
00:27:15we need to finally fire her.
00:27:16You're engaged now?
00:27:19As Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be
00:27:22the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:29I thought my heart
00:27:29was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry.
00:27:33The election's in a week.
00:27:34You won't have to do it again.
00:27:35You're fine.
00:27:36You snuck off to be
00:27:37with a filthy hotel maze?
00:27:38Filthy hotel maze
00:27:39just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:46It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:49You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real
00:27:51campaign staff like me
00:27:52managed to bring Beth
00:27:53in the hotel maze to fix it.
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What?
00:27:59No, why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't.
00:28:04I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one
00:28:08who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She didn't.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:16I did it to help
00:28:17Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back
00:28:21from the dead.
00:28:21I had it all planned.
00:28:35We'd catch Stinnett
00:28:36with the hooker I hired
00:28:38and that damn rich
00:28:41blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, Robbie loves that.
00:28:46I want her investigated
00:28:48and deep fucking destroyed.
00:28:50Dead destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find
00:28:52any information on her.
00:28:54It's like Beth just,
00:28:55she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not impossible.
00:28:58She...
00:28:59You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:06Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting
00:29:11and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and,
00:29:16it's all thanks to our candidate's
00:29:17new fiancee, Beth.
00:29:19We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:20to the best campaign intern
00:29:23and assistant
00:29:24I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship
00:29:27was sinking,
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30God, there was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get him
00:29:35to turn him
00:29:36and get us far, bitch.
00:29:38All right, everyone.
00:29:38Back to work.
00:29:40Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:42Can I talk to you
00:29:43for a second?
00:29:46Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally
00:29:51thank you.
00:29:52Topher,
00:29:53Senator Hessler
00:29:54is claiming that
00:29:55your fiancee, Beth,
00:29:56is some actress
00:29:57that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that
00:29:59it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth
00:30:01in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know
00:30:07if she'll want to go out publicly,
00:30:09but I'll call her
00:30:09and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:19You've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried
00:30:24to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:27Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:29No, I can't pretend
00:30:30to be Beth again.
00:30:31It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher,
00:30:38we need to get Beth
00:30:39involved publicly,
00:30:40ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location,
00:30:44drag her ass here.
00:30:45No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth
00:30:48like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her,
00:30:50even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt
00:30:53our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign,
00:30:57Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work
00:31:01for me.
00:31:02What are you smiling at,
00:31:12farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because
00:31:15Topher put your ego
00:31:16in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:19I don't know how,
00:31:21but I know
00:31:22that the scandal
00:31:23with Beth
00:31:24and the prostitute
00:31:25is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault?
00:31:27I'm the one
00:31:28who called Beth
00:31:29to the event
00:31:29and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful,
00:31:34classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor,
00:31:40dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate
00:31:45finds out
00:31:46that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure
00:31:49he fires you.
00:31:53I can't be Beth
00:31:55in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher
00:31:58loses the campaign?
00:32:00I cannot ruin
00:32:01his career.
00:32:03The center's
00:32:04telling the media
00:32:05that Beth isn't real.
00:32:07We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up
00:32:08the phone.
00:32:09Sarah,
00:32:09where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could
00:32:11contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor
00:32:18intern who just
00:32:20arrived off
00:32:20bus from the cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful,
00:32:23wealthy city heiress?
00:32:24I wonder that too.
00:32:26If she can't get
00:32:27Beth to come today,
00:32:28fire her.
00:32:29For lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her
00:32:31if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi,
00:32:40I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great
00:32:42to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you
00:32:44Beth?
00:32:45Topher,
00:32:46I wasn't sure
00:32:46if I should come,
00:32:47but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:48I knew Sarah
00:32:49would come through.
00:32:52Topher,
00:32:52I hope you understand
00:32:53why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign
00:32:56and I'm a private person.
00:32:58I don't want you
00:32:59to do anything
00:33:00you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The center is telling
00:33:04the world that she
00:33:04doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do
00:33:06a joint TV interview,
00:33:08this scandal
00:33:09will ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me
00:33:11on live TV.
00:33:14I can't do it.
00:33:15I won't be able
00:33:16to pretend to be rich
00:33:17right in front of the camera.
00:33:18It would be a disaster.
00:33:20Beth,
00:33:21she retorts.
00:33:22This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:24By the way,
00:33:25where is that
00:33:26dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:30Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:33I don't like the way
00:33:34you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be
00:33:37a working class girl
00:33:38from a farm,
00:33:39but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless
00:33:41nepo baby
00:33:42born with a silver spoon
00:33:43in her mouth like this.
00:33:44Excuse me,
00:33:45I...
00:33:45You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson
00:33:50for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:53but...
00:33:54I need you.
00:33:56Topher,
00:33:57if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:00I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:03I'll script the whole thing,
00:34:04tell you exactly
00:34:04what to say on TV.
00:34:05This interview will
00:34:06save my campaign.
00:34:08Or,
00:34:08if I don't handle it perfectly,
00:34:10I'll be exposed,
00:34:11and you'll lose the election
00:34:12in a landslide.
00:34:13Well,
00:34:14I've got a meeting scheduled,
00:34:15so I must go,
00:34:16but see you then.
00:34:18See...
00:34:19Where is she
00:34:21always running off to?
00:34:24Okay,
00:34:25I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:28I mean,
00:34:28I helped Beth
00:34:29memorize everything.
00:34:31Good,
00:34:31but
00:34:31the interview's soon.
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Stinnett,
00:34:34is your fiancé here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:38I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast,
00:34:44fun girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me
00:34:46with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to
00:34:50sabotage me
00:34:51with a candidate.
00:34:52No,
00:34:52Rebecca,
00:34:53I don't have time
00:34:54to argue with you.
00:34:55I just need to
00:34:55use the ladies'
00:34:56hold it in.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee
00:35:00in the dirt
00:35:00whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04We're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:07I'm reporting that
00:35:07your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame,
00:35:11farm girl.
00:35:12If Beth doesn't show,
00:35:13it's your fault.
00:35:15Mr. Stinnett,
00:35:15where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up
00:35:26for the interview,
00:35:27you're gonna be here
00:35:28to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away
00:35:30this time.
00:35:32Rebecca,
00:35:33Beth texted me
00:35:34and told me
00:35:35how mean you are
00:35:35to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:38Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see,
00:35:41Sarah is ignorant
00:35:43and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant
00:35:45and perfect
00:35:46and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves
00:35:50to be here
00:35:51just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:54Don't fix your attitude,
00:35:55Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:36:00I mean,
00:36:01sir.
00:36:03Do you really think
00:36:04I'm beautiful?
00:36:04I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes,
00:36:07I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Posing as my fiance
00:36:12was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly,
00:36:15I'd much rather be
00:36:16on that interview stage
00:36:17with you by my side.
00:36:18Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:20I know.
00:36:21I have to worry
00:36:23about the election.
00:36:24For one more week,
00:36:25I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that,
00:36:28all bets
00:36:28are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air.
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:38My name is Beth,
00:36:40and Topher and I
00:36:41started dating
00:36:41five months ago.
00:36:43Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle,
00:36:51I can manage
00:36:52a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:37:06Come on, Beth.
00:37:07Let's go and
00:37:08introduce the world
00:37:09on TV.
00:37:09Come on, Beth.
00:37:09Come on, Beth.
00:37:09Come on, Beth.
00:37:09Come on, Beth.
00:37:10Come on, Beth.
00:37:11Come on, Beth.
00:37:12Come on, Beth.
00:37:12My campaign manager
00:37:17told me exactly
00:37:18what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious
00:37:24Beth,
00:37:26fiance of Senate
00:37:27candidate
00:37:27and formerly eligible
00:37:28bachelor,
00:37:29Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth.
00:37:32How did you two meet?
00:37:34Okay.
00:37:34Just have to repeat
00:37:35the lines
00:37:36the campaign scripted
00:37:37for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been
00:37:38a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating
00:37:40about five months ago.
00:37:41We met
00:37:42at a political event.
00:37:44That bargirl bitch
00:37:45intern, Sarah,
00:37:46disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet.
00:37:48Tofer and Beth
00:37:48are doing great.
00:37:50Sarah's the one
00:37:50who got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics,
00:37:53what do you love
00:37:53about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit.
00:37:57I forgot the writing
00:37:57answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Tofer.
00:38:01It shouldn't be a hard
00:38:02question to answer
00:38:03about your own fiance.
00:38:05What do you love
00:38:05about Beth?
00:38:08It shouldn't be a hard
00:38:09question to answer
00:38:09about your own fiance.
00:38:11What do you love
00:38:12about Beth?
00:38:13My fiance is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used
00:38:16to being in public
00:38:16together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know
00:38:22anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think
00:38:24about someone I know
00:38:25and have actual feelings
00:38:26for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:29Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love
00:38:33about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat
00:38:36and optimistic
00:38:37personality.
00:38:38She's charming
00:38:39and funny
00:38:40but passionate
00:38:41about the things
00:38:42we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful
00:38:45and humble.
00:38:49Sarah is...
00:38:49You're talking
00:38:50about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:51Sarah.
00:38:52Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right.
00:38:57Beth Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was
00:38:59talking about Beth,
00:39:00my fiance.
00:39:01Well, same question
00:39:03for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher
00:39:05the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love
00:39:07about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher
00:39:10the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love
00:39:12about the man.
00:39:16Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her
00:39:18on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a
00:39:20public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that
00:39:22she'll talk about
00:39:22your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think
00:39:25she has to.
00:39:26No, I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love
00:39:28about Topher?
00:39:29There's something
00:39:31special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is
00:39:34successful
00:39:36and
00:39:37handsome,
00:39:39powerful,
00:39:40but
00:39:41unlike other men
00:39:42like that,
00:39:44he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:48He sees people
00:39:49for who they are,
00:39:51regardless of
00:39:52wealth or
00:39:53status.
00:39:55He respects
00:39:55and listens
00:39:56to everyone,
00:39:57even his interns.
00:40:00He makes them
00:40:01feel good.
00:40:03You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's
00:40:06opponent in this
00:40:07election,
00:40:07Senator Hessler,
00:40:08has called into
00:40:09our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview
00:40:13between myself
00:40:13and my fiancé.
00:40:15We didn't discuss
00:40:16having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter,
00:40:17boy?
00:40:17I'm afraid to speak
00:40:19to me in front
00:40:20of the voters?
00:40:21No, of course
00:40:25not.
00:40:26Welcome,
00:40:26Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a
00:40:28question for your
00:40:29opponent or for
00:40:30his fiancée,
00:40:30Beth?
00:40:31I do.
00:40:32It's funny.
00:40:33Beth claims to be
00:40:34an heir
00:40:34as a political
00:40:35donor, but
00:40:35I've been in
00:40:36politics a long
00:40:37time and
00:40:37neither I nor
00:40:38anyone I know
00:40:40has ever
00:40:40heard of her.
00:40:42She's a private
00:40:43person,
00:40:43Senator.
00:40:44I want the
00:40:44opportunity to
00:40:45meet her in
00:40:46person.
00:40:47Politics can be
00:40:48so next.
00:40:50But let's have
00:40:51a night where
00:40:52it isn't.
00:40:53There is a
00:40:54non-partum charity
00:40:55fundraiser tomorrow
00:40:56night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your
00:40:59fiancée, Beth,
00:41:00along.
00:41:01I've never been
00:41:02to a black-tie
00:41:02event before.
00:41:04The senator will
00:41:04expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're
00:41:05afraid to be
00:41:07together in
00:41:07public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join
00:41:10me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:18How am I
00:41:25going to pull
00:41:25this off?
00:41:26I have never
00:41:26been to a
00:41:27black-tie event.
00:41:28It'll be
00:41:29fun.
00:41:30The booze
00:41:30is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to
00:41:32go out with
00:41:33him, but not
00:41:34as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know
00:41:35how to act.
00:41:36I mean, do I
00:41:36put my pinky
00:41:37out when I'm
00:41:38sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're
00:41:40the Queen of
00:41:40England or
00:41:41something.
00:41:42You will be
00:41:42fine.
00:41:43What are you
00:41:44so worried
00:41:44about?
00:41:45I just don't
00:41:46want to hurt
00:41:46Topher or
00:41:47his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got
00:41:50it bad for
00:41:50him, huh?
00:41:52A knight on
00:41:52the arm of
00:41:53your handsome
00:41:53crush.
00:41:54And you
00:41:55get to dress
00:41:55up.
00:41:56And eat
00:41:57caviar.
00:41:57And finally
00:41:58see how the
00:41:58other half
00:41:59lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're
00:42:02going to need
00:42:03a fancy dress.
00:42:06Are you
00:42:07serious?
00:42:08Good thing I
00:42:09swiped this
00:42:09from the dry
00:42:09cleaner at the
00:42:10hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest
00:42:11left it.
00:42:12I got you
00:42:13covered.
00:42:13topher,
00:42:30darling,
00:42:30another glass
00:42:31of champagne.
00:42:32Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work
00:42:34for it.
00:42:34Think he'll
00:42:35like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:36He'll be
00:42:36drooling.
00:42:39Sarah!
00:42:40It's me,
00:42:40Topher.
00:42:41I know it's
00:42:42late, but I
00:42:42need to see
00:42:42you.
00:42:43He's here
00:42:43to see me?
00:42:45But he
00:42:46can't see me
00:42:46like this.
00:42:49Sarah, the
00:42:50most eligible
00:42:51bachelor in
00:42:52the state is
00:42:52outside your
00:42:53door looking
00:42:54for you.
00:42:56No, Topher,
00:42:57hold on,
00:42:58please.
00:42:58He can't
00:42:59see me as
00:43:00Beth, so I
00:43:01just need you
00:43:01to go distract
00:43:02him.
00:43:03I brought
00:43:04you something.
00:43:05I'll just
00:43:05leave it outside
00:43:06for you here.
00:43:06I'll see you
00:43:11tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:12Just one
00:43:12second.
00:43:13Oh,
00:43:13what has
00:43:15gone into
00:43:15you?
00:43:16I'm in,
00:43:16but distract
00:43:17him.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:21Sarah.
00:43:22Oh,
00:43:23hi.
00:43:24Uh,
00:43:24you're from
00:43:24the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie,
00:43:26right?
00:43:26Yes,
00:43:27yes.
00:43:27Sarah will
00:43:28be out in
00:43:28a second.
00:43:29I was
00:43:29just leaving.
00:43:30Have fun,
00:43:31you two.
00:43:32Have fun,
00:43:32you two.
00:43:36What was
00:43:37that?
00:43:38Is everything
00:43:38okay?
00:43:43Wow.
00:43:43I told you
00:43:44I'd be done
00:43:44in a second.
00:43:46I heard a
00:43:46crash.
00:43:47I thought
00:43:47you might
00:43:47be hurt.
00:43:51What are
00:43:51you doing
00:43:52here?
00:43:52I, uh,
00:43:53I could
00:43:55make something
00:43:55up and say
00:43:56I needed help
00:43:57with a draft
00:43:58of my speech,
00:43:59but I don't.
00:44:01I came here
00:44:01to see you.
00:44:03I'm very
00:44:04thankful for
00:44:05all the help
00:44:05you've done
00:44:06with my
00:44:06campaign.
00:44:08Beth,
00:44:08I wouldn't
00:44:08have done
00:44:08that interview
00:44:09if you
00:44:09hadn't convinced
00:44:10her.
00:44:10You were
00:44:11pretty convincing
00:44:11all on your
00:44:12own.
00:44:13I wish I
00:44:13could say
00:44:14what I came
00:44:14here to say,
00:44:15but I have
00:44:16a fake
00:44:17fiance.
00:44:19And after
00:44:20the election
00:44:20when there's
00:44:20no worries
00:44:21about scandal,
00:44:23let's revisit
00:44:23this conversation.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:28Good luck
00:44:28at the event
00:44:29tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need
00:44:30luck if you're
00:44:31there.
00:44:33It's a black
00:44:34tie.
00:44:35I thought
00:44:35you might
00:44:35need something
00:44:36to wear.
00:44:43Topher,
00:44:44this is
00:44:44gorgeous.
00:44:47But I
00:44:48shouldn't be
00:44:48there as
00:44:49your intern.
00:44:50You're my
00:44:50assistant.
00:44:52I need you
00:44:52there with me.
00:44:53I want to
00:44:54thank you and
00:44:54Beth together.
00:44:56Good night,
00:44:57Sarah.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:01And Beth.
00:45:03In the same
00:45:04room?
00:45:10Piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to
00:45:12be two people
00:45:12in the same
00:45:13place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the
00:45:14campaign intern,
00:45:16and Beth, the
00:45:17heiress's fiance.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you
00:45:20when they did the
00:45:20interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away
00:45:22again.
00:45:23I don't know what
00:45:24you're talking about,
00:45:25Rebecca, but didn't
00:45:26the candidate talk
00:45:27to you about being
00:45:27nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:30How the hell am I
00:45:31supposed to be nice
00:45:31to a poor farm
00:45:32girl?
00:45:33Look at this
00:45:34knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see this
00:45:36cheap.
00:45:37It isn't cheap,
00:45:38so don't touch it.
00:45:39Too poor to
00:45:40remove the price
00:45:41tag?
00:45:42How the hell
00:45:43did you afford a
00:45:44designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out
00:45:47from an election,
00:45:48and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out,
00:45:50it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:54Ha ha.
00:45:55From who?
00:45:56Special man in my
00:45:57life.
00:45:58What do you think
00:45:59you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming
00:46:02over to talk to me
00:46:03about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very
00:46:07handsome tonight,
00:46:08sir.
00:46:08Should we get a
00:46:10drink and do some
00:46:11political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:15Sarah, you look
00:46:15beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me.
00:46:18She stole that
00:46:20dress.
00:46:21She stole that
00:46:23dress.
00:46:24It's not stealing.
00:46:25It's a gift.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their
00:46:31right mind would
00:46:31buy a Farm Girl
00:46:32designer?
00:46:33Am I not in my
00:46:34right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for
00:46:36Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:38Looky, looky.
00:46:51The sex creep
00:46:53candidate
00:46:53flirting with the
00:46:55pull.
00:46:56Young intern
00:46:57behind,
00:46:58his fiance's
00:46:59back.
00:47:01And speaking of
00:47:01your fiance,
00:47:02back.
00:47:02I'm going to go
00:47:03change into
00:47:03bath,
00:47:03Topher.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:05Where is she?
00:47:06Your concern
00:47:06for my personal
00:47:07life is touching,
00:47:08Senator.
00:47:09My fiance will
00:47:10be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right?
00:47:15Mr. Stinnett,
00:47:16where's your
00:47:17lovely fiance?
00:47:18Yes, and when
00:47:19exactly are you
00:47:20going to be
00:47:20marrying that
00:47:21pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah, Topher.
00:47:24Where is she?
00:47:26Your woman is in
00:47:27here in five
00:47:28seconds.
00:47:29You will be
00:47:31destroyed,
00:47:33I'm telling you.
00:47:40Darling,
00:47:41is this cranky
00:47:43old man bothering
00:47:44you?
00:47:45Only a little,
00:47:45darling fiance.
00:47:47Shall we sit
00:47:48for dinner?
00:47:52I have been
00:47:55dying to meet
00:47:57you, Beth.
00:48:00I think you're
00:48:01a fraud.
00:48:03And I'm going
00:48:03to be watching
00:48:04you all night
00:48:06long like a
00:48:06hawk.
00:48:08Oh, shit.
00:48:09What am I supposed
00:48:09to do during a
00:48:10five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so
00:48:12many forks and
00:48:13spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and
00:48:15gentlemen, as
00:48:16your senator,
00:48:17I am proud to be
00:48:19raising money for
00:48:20my Bobby
00:48:23boy on the
00:48:24family community
00:48:25camp.
00:48:25Yes, family
00:48:27values, which my
00:48:29opponent's
00:48:30Senate has none
00:48:31of.
00:48:32First a
00:48:33prostitute, and
00:48:35then a sudden
00:48:35fiance.
00:48:36We know
00:48:37nothing about it.
00:48:39Senator, this
00:48:41isn't a political
00:48:41event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the
00:48:45nasty politics
00:48:46aside for the
00:48:46night.
00:48:47I'm sorry
00:48:50you have to
00:48:50sleep with
00:48:51him tonight.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:53I'll just
00:48:53pluck my nose
00:48:54when I'm
00:48:55around.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:57His odor's
00:48:57legendary.
00:49:00Beth, you're
00:49:03an heiress and
00:49:04a political
00:49:05donor.
00:49:07Hmm, funny.
00:49:09Politics is
00:49:10such a small
00:49:11world after
00:49:12all, and I
00:49:13have never seen
00:49:14or heard of
00:49:15you until
00:49:16now.
00:49:17It's funny.
00:49:18I hadn't
00:49:19heard of you
00:49:20either until
00:49:21you started
00:49:21attacking the
00:49:22rights of
00:49:22women and
00:49:23working people.
00:49:24A wealthy
00:49:25heiress who
00:49:26doesn't know
00:49:27basic banquet
00:49:28table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you
00:49:33all right?
00:49:34Of course she
00:49:34knows.
00:49:37It's the
00:49:38forehand.
00:49:38Don't go,
00:49:39church,
00:49:39Dennett!
00:49:39A rich
00:49:40heiress who
00:49:41doesn't know
00:49:42which is the
00:49:44salad fork.
00:49:45What else are
00:49:46you hiding?
00:49:47Senator,
00:49:49these elitist
00:49:50banquets are a
00:49:50little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich,
00:49:53but in my heart,
00:49:55I'm working
00:49:55class.
00:49:57The kind of
00:49:57people who don't
00:49:58give a damn
00:49:59much work to
00:49:59use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his
00:50:05campaign because
00:50:06he's a candidate
00:50:07for the people,
00:50:08not the elites
00:50:09like you are,
00:50:10Senator.
00:50:11Ha!
00:50:11Ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:13My name is Beth,
00:50:15not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent
00:50:17woman who thinks
00:50:18for myself,
00:50:19the kind of
00:50:20women you fear,
00:50:21because we're
00:50:21going to vote
00:50:22to kick your
00:50:23sexist butt out
00:50:24of office this
00:50:24election.
00:50:26Damn, Beth,
00:50:27well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a
00:50:31charity event.
00:50:32This is not
00:50:33a woman's
00:50:34right,
00:50:35feminist,
00:50:35Nazi
00:50:36gathering.
00:50:37If you're
00:50:38so rich,
00:50:39where did
00:50:40you get your
00:50:41money?
00:50:41I want to
00:50:42see your
00:50:42taxes.
00:50:43I want to
00:50:44see your
00:50:44birth certificate,
00:50:45and I
00:50:46demand to
00:50:47know anything
00:50:48that is done
00:50:51with your
00:50:51sexist
00:50:52interrogation,
00:50:52Senator.
00:50:54Come on,
00:50:55my lady.
00:50:56Let's dance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:03I know this
00:51:03is one you
00:51:04signed up for,
00:51:04but I really
00:51:05appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:08I'm having fun
00:51:09with you.
00:51:15Is something
00:51:15wrong?
00:51:17I'm sorry,
00:51:17Beth.
00:51:18I really
00:51:19appreciate you
00:51:20signed up to be
00:51:21my fake fiancee
00:51:21in order to
00:51:22save my campaign,
00:51:23but I had my
00:51:24heart set on
00:51:24someone else.
00:51:26Someone I have
00:51:26really no feelings
00:51:27for.
00:51:28Maybe even love.
00:51:30Who is it?
00:51:30I shouldn't
00:51:32act on it
00:51:33because it would
00:51:33be a scandal.
00:51:35Someone you're
00:51:35impressed would
00:51:35devour me
00:51:36because she's
00:51:37my intern.
00:51:39I think I'm
00:51:40in love with my
00:51:40assistant,
00:51:41Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:43Oh my god,
00:51:50he loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:52Should I tell
00:51:52him I feel
00:51:53the same way?
00:51:55Well,
00:51:56I know Sarah
00:51:57and I'm certain
00:51:59that she feels
00:52:00the same about you.
00:52:01Not bad.
00:52:02That's the best
00:52:02news I've ever
00:52:03heard.
00:52:04Do you know
00:52:04where Sarah is?
00:52:05I need to talk
00:52:05to her.
00:52:06I want to talk
00:52:06to...
00:52:07She wants to
00:52:10talk to you
00:52:11too.
00:52:12She'll meet you
00:52:13in your office
00:52:14after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you,
00:52:17Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me.
00:52:30He loves me.
00:52:31But how will
00:52:32he react when
00:52:33I tell him
00:52:34I've been
00:52:34pretending to
00:52:35be Beth?
00:52:36Will he hate
00:52:36me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:41I need to
00:52:42see you.
00:52:42Me too.
00:52:43Topher,
00:52:44I need to
00:52:44tell you
00:52:44something.
00:52:45It's something
00:52:45that I've
00:52:46been meaning
00:52:46to tell you
00:52:47for a long
00:52:47time,
00:52:48but...
00:52:49Not now,
00:52:50guys.
00:52:51Yes,
00:52:51now.
00:52:51The intern
00:52:52can wait.
00:52:52Uh,
00:52:53what is the
00:52:53intern doing
00:52:54here,
00:52:54lonely with
00:52:55you?
00:52:55Sarah,
00:52:56I need a
00:52:56few minutes
00:52:56alone to
00:52:57speak.
00:52:57Just give
00:52:58us a few
00:52:58minutes.
00:52:59This is
00:52:59important.
00:53:00A lot more
00:53:01important than
00:53:01whatever you
00:53:02need to talk
00:53:02to some
00:53:02farm girl
00:53:03intern about.
00:53:04You're
00:53:04rising fast
00:53:05in the polls
00:53:05and it's
00:53:05days before
00:53:06the election.
00:53:07You're tied
00:53:07with Senator
00:53:07Hessler and it's
00:53:08all thanks to
00:53:09your relationship
00:53:09with Beth.
00:53:10People love
00:53:11her.
00:53:12She's our
00:53:12secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:15People love
00:53:16me, but not
00:53:17the real me,
00:53:18the rich blonde
00:53:19they've been
00:53:19pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so
00:53:21ridiculous.
00:53:23I see.
00:53:23It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us a few
00:53:25minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time.
00:53:27We have to do a
00:53:27press conference to
00:53:28keep the momentum
00:53:29going.
00:53:29wait.
00:53:34I'm not doing
00:53:35any press
00:53:35conferences
00:53:36out of a
00:53:36moment alone
00:53:37with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get
00:53:39your priorities
00:53:40straight.
00:53:40What could you
00:53:41possibly need to
00:53:42talk to her
00:53:42about now?
00:53:51Sarah, I've
00:53:52been dying to
00:53:52get you alone
00:53:53for a moment.
00:53:54Too, Topher.
00:53:54I know it's
00:53:55dangerous and
00:53:56scandalous, but
00:53:56I need to
00:53:58tell you that
00:53:58I...
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:11You're Beth.
00:54:13It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:17You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I
00:54:19wanted to tell
00:54:19you, but I...
00:54:20Sarah.
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you
00:54:23are.
00:54:24Why?
00:54:24I had hardly
00:54:25left the farm
00:54:26my entire life
00:54:27before I came
00:54:28here, but I
00:54:29came here
00:54:29because of
00:54:30you, because
00:54:30I believed
00:54:31in your
00:54:32campaign.
00:54:32You inspired
00:54:33me.
00:54:34That doesn't
00:54:34explain why
00:54:35you pretended
00:54:35to be a
00:54:36socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't
00:54:37pretending.
00:54:37I was just
00:54:38having fun.
00:54:39I didn't
00:54:39know it was
00:54:39you that
00:54:40night, but
00:54:41then...
00:54:43Then we
00:54:43had that
00:54:44night together.
00:54:45A beautiful,
00:54:47magical night.
00:54:50Then I came
00:54:51to the office
00:54:51and you
00:54:53walked in,
00:54:53and I
00:54:54knew that
00:54:55if anyone
00:54:55found out
00:54:56you were
00:54:56sleeping with
00:54:57your intern...
00:54:59It would ruin
00:54:59my campaign.
00:55:00I had to
00:55:01protect you,
00:55:02Topher.
00:55:03So I
00:55:04pretended to
00:55:04be Beth.
00:55:05say something,
00:55:09Topher, please.
00:55:12I have
00:55:12feelings for
00:55:13you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16If anyone
00:55:17found out
00:55:17Senator Hessler
00:55:18used this
00:55:19information to
00:55:20destroy you,
00:55:21it would ruin
00:55:21both of us.
00:55:22I'm willing to
00:55:23take that risk.
00:55:25But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in
00:55:28you.
00:55:29Your campaign
00:55:30is too important.
00:55:31I can't jeopardize
00:55:32it.
00:55:33I love
00:55:34you.
00:55:36Now if he
00:55:37gets intimate
00:55:37with his
00:55:37assistant,
00:55:39it's game
00:55:39over for
00:55:39all of us.
00:55:41So keep it
00:55:42professional.
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Don't.
00:55:50Hey,
00:55:51what's going on?
00:55:54The press is
00:55:55outside.
00:55:55They want a
00:55:56statement about
00:55:56your rising
00:55:56polls.
00:55:58Come on,
00:55:59the election's
00:55:59died.
00:55:59What the hell
00:56:06does he need
00:56:07to talk to
00:56:07you about
00:56:08so badly?
00:56:08Nothing.
00:56:09It's none
00:56:09of your
00:56:09business.
00:56:13You're so
00:56:14important to
00:56:15him.
00:56:18This is his
00:56:18speech.
00:56:20Make yourself
00:56:20useful and
00:56:21give it to
00:56:22him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:26Hurry.
00:56:26Hurry.
00:56:26Hurry.
00:56:29Now you'll
00:56:31be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:42It's just
00:56:43your speech.
00:56:49Thank you
00:56:50all for coming
00:56:50tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to
00:56:52talk about an
00:56:52urgent issue.
00:56:53You know,
00:57:16I could stand
00:57:18up here and
00:57:18give you all a
00:57:18scripted speech,
00:57:20like most
00:57:20politicians.
00:57:21but I'm a
00:57:23different
00:57:23candidate.
00:57:25So why don't
00:57:25we flip the
00:57:26script?
00:57:27You ask me
00:57:28any question
00:57:29and I will
00:57:29answer.
00:57:32Any
00:57:32questions?
00:57:39This is a
00:57:40serious campaign
00:57:41to defeat
00:57:42an evil
00:57:43senator.
00:57:44But how
00:57:44am I supposed
00:57:45to win
00:57:45if my own
00:57:46staff is
00:57:47sabotaging
00:57:47me with
00:57:48a blank
00:57:49speech?
00:57:49Who gave
00:57:50him the
00:57:50speech?
00:57:52Who?
00:57:53Farm
00:57:54girl did
00:57:54it.
00:57:55I saw
00:57:55her give
00:57:56the speech
00:57:56to him.
00:57:57No,
00:57:57that's not
00:57:58true.
00:57:58So you
00:57:59didn't give
00:57:59him the
00:57:59papers?
00:58:00No,
00:58:00yes,
00:58:01I did
00:58:02give him
00:58:02the
00:58:02papers.
00:58:03Are you
00:58:03trying to
00:58:03sabotage
00:58:04us?
00:58:05Are you
00:58:05working for
00:58:06Senator
00:58:06Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't
00:58:09do the
00:58:09We have
00:58:10to fire
00:58:10her.
00:58:10That's
00:58:11right.
00:58:12Fire
00:58:12the
00:58:12incompetent.
00:58:14Wait,
00:58:16Rebecca
00:58:16gave me
00:58:17the papers
00:58:17and told
00:58:18me to
00:58:18give them
00:58:18to him.
00:58:20You pathetic
00:58:21lying
00:58:22hick.
00:58:22I'm not
00:58:23a liar
00:58:23and stop
00:58:24calling me
00:58:25a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't
00:58:29believe that
00:58:29Sarah would
00:58:30do this.
00:58:32She's a good
00:58:32person.
00:58:33I want her to
00:58:33stick around
00:58:33no matter
00:58:34what.
00:58:34She gave
00:58:35you the
00:58:35papers.
00:58:36There's one
00:58:36easy way
00:58:37to prove
00:58:37this.
00:58:38Check the
00:58:39printer ID.
00:58:40See who
00:58:41printed out
00:58:41these pages.
00:58:42What?
00:58:42But Sarah
00:58:43did it.
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:45Case
00:58:46closed.
00:58:47The end.
00:58:48Fire her.
00:58:48Case is
00:58:49closed,
00:58:49Rebecca.
00:58:51Your ID
00:58:51code was
00:58:52used to
00:58:52print the
00:58:52pages out.
00:58:55No,
00:58:56I...
00:58:56It's not
00:58:57what it
00:58:58looks like.
00:58:58This is
00:58:59your final
00:58:59warning.
00:59:01You do
00:59:01one more
00:59:01thing to
00:59:02ruin my
00:59:02campaign or
00:59:03demean
00:59:03Sarah one
00:59:04more time.
00:59:05And you're
00:59:06fired.
00:59:08I need to
00:59:09speak with
00:59:09you alone.
00:59:10Topher,
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett,
00:59:13I can't.
00:59:16I won't be
00:59:17the reason
00:59:17you lose
00:59:18the election,
00:59:18so...
00:59:20It's a
00:59:21keep
00:59:21profession.
00:59:22Wait,
00:59:23Sarah.
00:59:23Sir!
00:59:26You're
00:59:26needed in
00:59:27the film
00:59:27studio for
00:59:27your final
00:59:28campaign,
00:59:28Ed.
00:59:29Forget about
00:59:30the intern.
00:59:31We need
00:59:31to go.
00:59:32Now.
00:59:33I'm only
00:59:33going if
00:59:34Sarah goes.
00:59:39Why?
00:59:39Senator
00:59:41Hessler's
00:59:42reckless,
00:59:43I...
00:59:44I mean
00:59:45radical
00:59:46ideas.
00:59:47Cut.
00:59:48Topher,
00:59:49what's going
00:59:49on?
00:59:50I'm fine.
00:59:51Let's just
00:59:51go for
00:59:51another take.
00:59:52What the
00:59:52hell did
00:59:53you do
00:59:53for him,
00:59:53girl?
00:59:54What did
00:59:54you say
00:59:55to him
00:59:55in his
00:59:55office?
00:59:56For once
00:59:56in your
00:59:57life,
00:59:57Rebecca,
00:59:57just leave
00:59:58me alone.
00:59:59Leave you
00:59:59alone?
01:00:00I don't
01:00:01know what
01:00:01you did,
01:00:02but I know
01:00:03that this
01:00:03is somehow
01:00:03your fault.
01:00:04You screwed
01:00:05with the
01:00:05candidate's
01:00:06mind,
01:00:06and now
01:00:06he's going
01:00:07to lose.
01:00:07No,
01:00:07I only
01:00:08want him
01:00:08to win.
01:00:09Well,
01:00:09whatever
01:00:10you're
01:00:11doing,
01:00:11you're
01:00:11doing
01:00:11a terrible
01:00:12job,
01:00:13idiot.
01:00:14Action.
01:00:15I'm
01:00:15Christopher
01:00:16Stinnett.
01:00:17Vote
01:00:17for me,
01:00:17Stinnett.
01:00:18Senate.
01:00:19Vote
01:00:20for the
01:00:20Senate.
01:00:21And I'm
01:00:21here to
01:00:21talk
01:00:21about
01:00:22love.
01:00:25Love.
01:00:26Cut!
01:00:26Cut!
01:00:27Topher,
01:00:28what's
01:00:28going
01:00:29on?
01:00:33Why
01:00:33are you
01:00:33looking
01:00:34at an
01:00:34intern?
01:00:37It's
01:00:38just
01:00:38in it.
01:00:38I'm
01:00:40here.
01:00:40I
01:00:40just
01:00:40want
01:00:41to
01:00:41see
01:00:41you
01:00:41do
01:00:41your
01:00:41best.
01:00:42I
01:00:43know
01:00:43you
01:00:43can
01:00:43win
01:00:43this,
01:00:44so
01:00:44let's
01:00:46see it.
01:00:46Let's
01:00:46go.
01:00:47Again,
01:00:47another
01:00:48take.
01:00:53Senator
01:00:53Hessler
01:00:53runs on
01:00:54fear and
01:00:55hatred.
01:00:56I'm a
01:00:57different
01:00:57kind of
01:00:57candidate.
01:00:58I
01:00:58believe
01:00:58everyone
01:00:59deserves
01:00:59respect
01:01:00and
01:01:00admiration.
01:01:01Whether
01:01:02you're a
01:01:02high-powered
01:01:02CEO
01:01:03or a
01:01:04working
01:01:04girl
01:01:04on a
01:01:04farm,
01:01:05I
01:01:05believe
01:01:05that
01:01:05everyone
01:01:05should
01:01:06follow
01:01:06their
01:01:06heart
01:01:06and
01:01:07their
01:01:07passions,
01:01:08whether
01:01:08it's
01:01:09popular
01:01:09or
01:01:09not.
01:01:11Love
01:01:11conquers
01:01:12hate,
01:01:13and love
01:01:13is worth
01:01:14taking this
01:01:15for.
01:01:15This
01:01:16election,
01:01:17don't let
01:01:17fear control
01:01:18you.
01:01:19Follow
01:01:19your heart.
01:01:20Vote
01:01:21for love.
01:01:22I'm
01:01:23Christopher
01:01:23Stennett,
01:01:24and I
01:01:24approve
01:01:25this
01:01:25message.
01:01:26Cut!
01:01:27That was
01:01:28fantastic!
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's
01:01:32gotten
01:01:33into you,
01:01:33man?
01:01:36Let's
01:01:36keep
01:01:37filming.
01:01:37You can
01:01:37give orders
01:01:38to your
01:01:38intern
01:01:39later.
01:01:40I'm
01:01:40tired
01:01:40of
01:01:40later.
01:01:41I
01:01:41want to
01:01:41talk
01:01:42now.
01:01:44Mr.
01:01:45Stennett?
01:01:45Don't call
01:01:45me Mr.
01:01:46Stennett.
01:01:47To you,
01:01:48it's
01:01:48just
01:01:48tough
01:01:48for it.
01:01:51Excuse
01:01:51me?
01:01:52Where
01:01:53are you
01:01:53going?
01:01:54That was
01:01:54great,
01:01:54sir.
01:01:55Thank
01:01:55you.
01:01:58Before
01:01:58you say
01:01:58anything,
01:02:00Sarah,
01:02:01I want
01:02:02you.
01:02:03I need
01:02:03you.
01:02:04Topher,
01:02:05what about
01:02:05the election?
01:02:06Screw
01:02:06politics.
01:02:07You're
01:02:07more
01:02:07important.
01:02:08I don't
01:02:08care how
01:02:09it affects
01:02:09the campaign.
01:02:11I want
01:02:11to be
01:02:11together,
01:02:12for real,
01:02:13if you
01:02:13do.
01:02:21to you.
01:02:33I don't
01:02:34want
01:02:34you.
01:02:34I don't
01:02:35want
01:02:35you.
01:02:36I don't
01:02:36want
01:02:39to be
01:02:39sure.
01:02:40I don't
01:02:41love you.
01:02:43You're
01:02:43going
01:02:44something again.
01:02:49Oh,
01:02:49That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:12I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care if she's us together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11And the world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:22Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:27Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:31Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:37Oh.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:38Beth.
01:04:39I...
01:04:39Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:47No.
01:04:47Rebecca.
01:04:48Get out.
01:04:48I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:05I think I called for some celebration.
01:05:07Thanks, sir.
01:05:08Where were we?
01:05:09Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:22No.
01:05:22Why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:26Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:35You are Beth.
01:05:39Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut.
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:58This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:05How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:18Let's keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:44Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02You should be mine.
01:07:03You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows brussel sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:22Oh no.
01:07:23Our girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:24I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:35Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:52You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:08I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler
01:08:24and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as they can be with you.
01:08:28I bet.
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:38Did you mean it when you said that you love me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:58Sarah, let me think about this line for the debate now.
01:09:02I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:09I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:17And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all around that.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming.
01:09:47When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:10:00Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:11Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14Hmm?
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you up.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:31My name's...
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:35Go right in.
01:10:36Oh, good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck, child.
01:10:44Sorry.
01:10:50Beth, I...
01:10:51What?
01:10:52Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:02Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:11Stupid.
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now and kick her out.
01:11:26Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah, the election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:40What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Take some of your hustlers back.
01:12:03Hey, poor me flat.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:08What are you doing, Becca?
01:12:09I hate him here.
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are so mindless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:33No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:45That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:00you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:06Like a farm girl.
01:13:09You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:16you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:22You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, torture affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:50Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:52Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy?
01:14:23I mean, who are you?
01:14:25You have spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:29Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:31Oh, come on, Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:46I am a religious, immoral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:55Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiance isn't real.
01:15:16He lied.
01:15:17He lied.
01:15:17He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiance was a social liar.
01:15:31I.
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I.
01:15:38I, I, I.
01:15:40You lied.
01:15:41Admit it.
01:15:42And then drop out of this race in disgrace.
01:15:45You fool.
01:15:47You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:58You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal.
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying.
01:16:08S.O.B.
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us, you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:17I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:37They can do this for Topher.
01:16:45What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD, a televised political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring props.
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a pro of the Senate.
01:17:00This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:04This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no...
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist girl.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:48And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:02So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose.
01:18:19I want to be with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:25Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator Bear, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:39Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:57Yes.
01:18:57Of course I'll marry you.
01:18:59I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich.
01:19:20And I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:22And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:28No!
01:19:29Senator, stop talking!
01:19:30It's all taken out of context.
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:38It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video.
01:19:47A chief fake fake news.
01:19:48Ha!
01:19:49No!
01:19:49No!
01:19:51What?
01:19:51What?
01:20:00Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:08Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:20Farm girl?
01:20:21Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this election!
01:20:24Election!
01:20:26Oh, shark!
01:20:27Oh, shark!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:30No matter what happens,
01:20:37we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful for all of you who helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:21:00As your campaign manager,
01:21:04I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose,
01:21:16it's not your fault.
01:21:18No matter what,
01:21:18I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:21But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close
01:21:25will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:29I think I will know what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time to go.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02we won because of the election.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you,
01:22:08on a great victory
01:22:09and a great victory.
01:22:14Woo!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16Oh!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:19Is this coming?
01:22:20I know, I know.
01:22:22Senator,
01:22:24we're just coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:22:35because I have you.
01:22:37Why not?
01:22:39I know, I like you all.
01:22:43When I left my farm,
01:22:44I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:47But I never imagined
01:22:48I would end up here.
01:22:50Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:52And now pronounce you
01:22:53Senator and wife.
01:23:01Woo!
01:23:02Woo!
01:23:02Yeah!
01:23:02Yeah!
01:23:06Mrs. Senator,
01:23:07the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:08First.
01:23:11Let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy
01:23:14of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:19Yeah!