Hot Shots 1 - 06 - rest in the limb - video Dailymotion

reminiscent movie scenes  Hot Shots 1 - 06 - rest in the limb

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00:00Attention on deck.

00:03At ease, man.

00:08He's seated.

00:12Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants.

00:14Well, they started running short of material right before they got to the knees,

00:17so don't give me any shit.

00:20Now, I look out there at all of you wonderful guys and I say to myself

00:23what I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger and a woman.

00:28You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one.

00:34Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

00:38Now, you men will be piloting the backbone of our proud American arsenal,

00:43the Oscar EW58-94 Phallus Tactical Fighter Bomber.

00:47Its lightweight swept wing design makes it extremely maneuverable and agile.

00:51Beneath its skin of 21st century composites is a highly advanced avionics and weapons package.

00:58Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,

01:00it features the latest Mrs. Halvers series 3800 radar jamming framers.

01:08Admiral?

01:09Nurse?

01:10Gentlemen, the success of Sleepy Weasel depends on our ability to maneuver below enemy radar.

01:14I want to see a major display of low-level flying.

01:16Topper, Kent, you're up first. Show me what you can do.

01:19Uh, copy that, Pimple Fluffle Nutter.

01:22Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chili Willy.

01:27Bring him down, boys. I want your bellies to scrape the sagebrush.

01:30Let's see who's the best.

01:32I'm heading for the canyon floor, sir.

01:34For your information, I'm at 150 feet.

01:35I'm at third and main.

01:37Very pretty, but enough hot-dogging, Harley.

01:39Just checking the traffic.

01:41How'd I do, big fella?

01:42How'd I do, big fella?

01:43How'd I do, big fella?

01:44I'm at third and main.

01:45I'm at third and main.

01:46I'm at third and main.

01:47I'm at third and main.

01:53Very pretty, but enough hot-dogging, Harley.

01:56Just checking the traffic.

01:59How'd I do, big fella?

02:04How'd I do, big fella?

02:05How'd I do, big fella?