Ay caramba! The ultimate troublemaker is back with his most legendary phone calls to Moe's Tavern and schoolyard shenanigans. Join us as we count down the most hilarious practical jokes from Springfield's favorite spiky-haired menace! From classic prank calls asking for "Hugh Jazz" to elaborate schemes involving megaphones and giant tomatoes, these are the moments that cemented Bart's reputation as Springfield's premier prankster.
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00:00Yeah, most haven't.
00:02Uh, Jacques Strap.
00:04Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap.
00:06Hey, everybody!
00:08I pee freely!
00:10Uh, huge ass!
00:16Hey, Bruce!
00:22Where's your sense of humor, man?
00:30Moe's Tavern, Moe's speaking.
00:34Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O-Problem, first name B.
00:38Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check.
00:40Uh, B-O-Problem?
00:42B-O-Problem?
00:44Come on, guys, do I have a B-O-Problem here?
00:46You sure do!
00:50Oh, it's you, isn't it?
00:52It's you, isn't it?
00:58Moe's Tavern, Moe's speaking.
01:00Uh, yeah, I'm looking for a friend,
01:02last name Keybum, first name Lee.
01:04Yeah, hang on, I'll check.
01:06Uh, hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum?
01:08Come on, look at the stools. Uh, is there a Lee Keybum?
01:10Somebody check the rear.
01:12I know I got a Lee Keybum.
01:14Then you probably shouldn't be handling food!
01:16Oh, my God, that's amazing!
01:21That's the coolest thing ever!
01:23Yeah, hello?
01:25Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Ta-Booger,
01:28first name Ollie.
01:29Oh, Bart, my first prank call, what do I do?
01:32Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Ta-Booger.
01:35I don't get it.
01:36Yell out, I'll eat a booger.
01:38What's the gag?
01:39Oh, forget it.
01:41Hmm, one of these must activate the flamethrower.
01:47Uh-oh.
01:48Boat!
01:49What in the name of high school football?
01:56Out of my way, I'm Hitler!
02:00Oh, oh, man, that hurts!
02:02Oh, I can't stand it!
02:05You are in grave danger!
02:08Yeah!
02:09No!
02:10Oh!
02:17Ooh, a text.
02:18Let's see.
02:19Text message for I am a wiener.
02:21As you can all see, I am a wiener.
02:24Ha ha ha ha!
02:25Ha ha ha!
02:26I should've Moe!
02:27Ha ha ha ha!
02:28Why you...
02:29When I...
02:30When I...
02:31get a hold...
02:33of...
02:34you...
02:35oh, dammit, I typed an F and not a D.
02:37Uh...
02:38delete, delete, delete.
02:39Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle.
02:42First name...
02:43Ps-ps-ps...
02:44Ivana.
02:46Ivana Tinkle, just a sec.
02:48Ivana Tinkle!
02:49Ivana Tinkle!
02:51Alright, everybody, put down your glasses.
02:53Ivana Tinkle!
02:58Har, har, har.
03:02Over, under, in and out.
03:04That's what shoe tying's all about.
03:19Noooooooooooo!
03:34BART!
03:36Where's tavern?
03:37Is Oliver there?
03:38Who?
03:39Oliver, close off.
03:40Hold on, I'll check.
03:42Oliver, close off!
03:43Call for Oliver, close off!
03:49Aw, where's your sense of humor?
03:51Most having.
03:52Hello, is Al there?
03:53Al?
03:54Yeah, Al. Last name, Caholic.
03:56Let me check.
03:58Phone call for Al.
04:00Alcoholic.
04:01Is there an alcoholic here?
04:06Wait a minute.
04:08Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass.
04:10If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you.
04:19Aloha.
04:20Aloha to you.
04:22I'm looking for Maya.
04:23Last name, Normus Butt.
04:24Hang on, I'll check.
04:25Has anyone here seen Maya Normus Butt?
04:31Yeah, most have it.
04:33Most speaking.
04:33Is Jacques there?
04:35Who?
04:35Jacques. Last name, Strap.
04:38Hold on.
04:40Jacques Strap.
04:42Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap.
04:44Oh, wait a minute.
04:50Jacques Strap.
04:51It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt?
04:55When I get a hold of you,
04:56I am going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
05:01Where's your sense of humor, man?
05:03I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
05:09Most having.
05:10Is Mr. Freely there?
05:11Who?
05:12Freely. First initials, IP.
05:14Hold on, I'll check.
05:16Uh, is IP Freely here?
05:19Hey, everybody, IP Freely!
05:27Wait a minute.
05:29Listen to me, you lousy bum.
05:30When I get a hold of you, you're dead.
05:32I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half.
05:38Chesty!
05:38Chesty!
05:40Hmm.
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06:13Flaming Mouse
06:24Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine
06:26Last name Jazz, first name Hugh
06:28Uh, hold on, I'll check
06:29Uh, Hugh Jazz
06:31Oh, somebody check the meds room for a Hugh Jazz
06:34Uh, I'm Hugh Jazz
06:35Telephone
06:36Hello, this is Hugh Jazz
06:38Uh, hi
06:39Who's this?
06:40Bart Simpson
06:41What can I do for you, Bart?
06:43Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister
06:44This is a crank call that sort of backfired
06:46And I'd like to bail out right now
06:48All right, better look next time
06:49Cafe Mo, Mo speaking
06:52I'd like to speak to Monsieur Pants
06:55First name Pierre
06:56Un moment
06:57Pierre Pants
06:58Pierre Pants
07:00Oh, come on, anyone in this joint pee your pants?
07:05Heil Humor
07:06Hello, Mo's Tavern
07:09Birthplace of the Rob Roy
07:10Is Seymour there?
07:12Last name
07:12Butts
07:13Just a sec
07:14Hey, is there a Butts here?
07:18Seymour Butts?
07:19Hey, everybody
07:20I wanna see more Butts!
07:24Oh, wait a minute
07:25Listen, you little scum-sucking Puss Bucket
07:28When I get my hands on you
07:30I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew
07:32Mo's Tavern, where do you leave me to drink?
07:35Uh, yeah, hello
07:36Is Mike there?
07:37Last name, Roch
07:38Hold on, I'll check
07:39My crotch
07:41My crotch
07:41My crotch
07:42Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
07:46Listen to me, you little puke
07:48One of these days I'm gonna catch you
07:50And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with a nice pick
07:52Dial tone, dial tone
07:55Oh, thank God
07:58I'm looking for a Miss Coles
08:02First name Tess, middle initial T
08:04Uh, just a sec, I'll check
08:05Uh, testicles
08:07Testicals
08:09Uh, come on
08:10I know you're hanging around here somewhere
08:12Why, you little
08:15When I catch you
08:15I'm gonna stick a beer tap in you
08:17And pull till the foam comes out your ears
08:19Hey, kid
08:24That's for customers only
08:25Uh, did you know there's a guy outside
08:27Handing out free Stridex pads?
08:29Wow, I'm in pizza face paradise
08:32Moron
08:33The following is a public service announcement
08:45Excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage
08:48And cancer of the rectum
08:50Mmm, beer
08:52Hey, Bruce
09:05I was tavern
09:11Hold on, I'll check
09:13Uh, hey, everybody
09:14I'm a stupid moron
09:16With an ugly face
09:18And a big butt
09:19And my butt smells
09:20And I like to kiss my own butt
09:22That's a new one
09:26Wait a minute
09:28Like this
09:29I'm a stupid moron
09:29You know, Bobby
09:31And a big butt
09:32Would you agree to give me a deal
09:34I was judged
09:35I wasту
09:35A big butt
09:36I was
09:39I was
09:40I was
09:44You
09:45I was
09:47I was
09:47I was
09:48I was
09:49I was
09:49I was
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