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00:00:00Ellen musk the only woman on the forbes 30 under 30 list arrives at atlanta today what a business
00:00:12tycoon is doing here in georgia a forgotten stage no one knows angela my next door neighbor still
00:00:19selling your hippie junk here if your mother-in-law sees she's gonna throw a big fit again
00:00:23your mother-in-law was right about you what's the point of watching the news all day about these
00:00:30moggles if you can't even apply it to your penniless self and how do you know that this is none of my
00:00:35business all right everybody get out we got an important guest coming
00:00:42you
00:00:45you deaf i said pack up and scram i paid this off here already and if you want me to leave then
00:00:55fine but you have to compensate for today's losses i want to say that again
00:01:01you know who's visiting today ellen freaking musk one of the richest people in the world
00:01:08ellen musk of course a hick like you probably never heard of her
00:01:12just know that you can't afford to piss her off really ellen musk is flying all the way to
00:01:20atlanta just to come to some flea market you don't think that she could be coming to see me
00:01:26coming to see you all right i'll you know what i'll play your game if she does it so much as give
00:01:35you a glance i'll i'll eat dirt deal ellen musk get to the flea market within 10 minutes
00:01:52or else you're fired
00:01:55prepare the limo miss lockhart requires this immediately
00:02:16ah your 10 minutes is there much stuff good hope you don't wet your pants five four
00:02:30three two one
00:02:37ellen uh i mean miss musk uh ellen uh i mean uh i'm sorry that i uh sorry to frighten you
00:02:48how's my boss bitch kick an ass girlfriend so how do you like
00:02:55she's my boss and i prefer business partner or best friend no way
00:03:04well
00:03:07no no no i'm sorry for defending your boss no i won't do it again
00:03:15all right that's enough we're not tyrants here
00:03:21sir i found angela lockhart
00:03:30you mean angela lockhart
00:03:37you made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker
00:03:45who are you
00:03:47where is she
00:03:50atlanta and you were right it was secretly her propping up ellen musk
00:03:55my clever bride i will chase you to the end of the world if i have to
00:03:59max prep the jet i'm heading to atlanta
00:04:07atlanta the game is afoot i'm going
00:04:18wait dr wilson the prince of bhutan needs your medical attention
00:04:21wait i need to pick up my bride
00:04:23dr wilson
00:04:28dino eisenhower report is heard
00:04:37devin sterling and shane wilson are headed to atlanta
00:04:40atlanta
00:04:41where is that
00:04:44whatever prepare my war plate
00:04:46dosu going after my fiance
00:04:48i've secretly allowed your husband jared cooper to win the bid on the maple plaza project like you asked me to
00:05:12thank you so much ellen this is going to be the best anniversary gift ever
00:05:16that project is worth billions he can finally take his company public
00:05:21but angela
00:05:22my boss
00:05:24i don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity
00:05:31without your backing
00:05:33no offense but he's nothing without you
00:05:36well
00:05:37three years ago
00:05:38you saved me
00:06:00he saved me and i fell in love with him instantly
00:06:07i didn't want to reveal my true identity
00:06:09because i didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress
00:06:14but now with this contract
00:06:17i feel like we'll be on more equal footing
00:06:19and then i can finally come out to the public
00:06:21so that's why you have me secretly helping him
00:06:24i'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out
00:06:28but why work at the flea market
00:06:32are you
00:06:33disguising yourself to test him
00:06:36well these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find
00:06:41plus i get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom
00:06:45you seem happy being a housewife
00:06:48where the hell are you
00:06:53don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again
00:06:56get home stacked
00:06:58it's a big day today
00:07:00that was
00:07:02my mother-in-law carol
00:07:04she judges me because she thinks i come from a lower class family
00:07:08but
00:07:09she's gonna be ecstatic tonight when i finally come out and tell her who i really am
00:07:13you know she even remembered her third year anniversary
00:07:16please spend more time with my son
00:07:24hi i have a big announcement i have to make
00:07:30finally you're back now sign the divorce papers
00:07:34divorce papers
00:07:37is this some sort of misunderstanding mom
00:07:41oh god
00:07:43don't call me mom again
00:07:45we're ending that relationship
00:07:47just look at you
00:07:48dirt all over
00:07:50you're selling the title of mrs cooper
00:07:52you don't deserve my son
00:07:54you're way below his league
00:07:56i'm below his league
00:07:59that's right
00:08:00you are
00:08:01jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the
00:08:07ellen musk
00:08:08and then his company's going public
00:08:10that's how much he's accomplished in three years
00:08:13but you
00:08:14you're still just
00:08:16a stinky hippie peddler
00:08:18jared's like the king in the clouds
00:08:21and you
00:08:22you
00:08:23will always just be a pawn
00:08:27like dirt
00:08:28on our shoes
00:08:31dirt on your shoes
00:08:33but ellen musk works for me
00:08:36you're delusional
00:08:39you will never upgrade to a queen
00:08:41how dare you compare yourself to the real deal here
00:08:45resorting to lies
00:08:49definitely not good enough for jared
00:08:50and who are you
00:08:53to come into my house
00:08:55and meddle with my family matters
00:08:57you're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife
00:09:02jared deserves a queen like kaylee
00:09:06not a lowlife dirtbag
00:09:08enough
00:09:09jared
00:09:11i knew you wouldn't divorce me
00:09:14but i am
00:09:15don't fight it angela
00:09:18here's 500k
00:09:20you'll never make this much as a
00:09:22hippie peddler selling spices
00:09:24now sign the papers
00:09:26take your check
00:09:27and leave
00:09:28don't embarrass yourself further
00:09:29i've done
00:09:32so much for you these past three years
00:09:35did that not mean
00:09:37anything to you
00:09:39didn't expect you to be so greedy
00:09:41fine
00:09:43here's another 200,000
00:09:45500,000 is too much for her already
00:09:48she's done nothing
00:09:50hasn't even contributed a grandchild
00:09:53she just sells cheap grass all day
00:09:56is that really how much i'm worth to all of you
00:09:59i took care of both of you these past three years
00:10:03you think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something
00:10:09and she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench
00:10:13a hippie peddler becoming the wife of a ceo
00:10:17what a joke
00:10:18if you actually love my son
00:10:21you'll sign the damn divorce papers already
00:10:24and leave
00:10:26you really think that jared would have gotten that mabel plaza bid without me
00:10:32let alone taking the company public
00:10:34i did everything for you jared
00:10:38now you take credit for my son's success
00:10:42it's all my work
00:10:48baby
00:10:50we're gonna be late for the auction
00:10:52if we keep letting this psycho stall us
00:10:56you did say you would win me princess diana's tiara didn't you
00:11:01so
00:11:02she's the reason for the divorce
00:11:05she's worth more than you angela
00:11:08fine
00:11:10i'll sign it
00:11:13but don't regret it
00:11:16regret
00:11:17you know who i am
00:11:20yeah a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed
00:11:24i'm eric vanderbilt's only daughter
00:11:27jared winning the bid
00:11:30a maple plaza
00:11:32was because of my dad
00:11:34because he's business partners with ellen musk
00:11:37it's part of the power
00:11:39i have
00:11:40as an elite
00:11:42you can't do shit
00:11:44because you're poor
00:11:45social stratum matters
00:11:48yeah
00:11:49social stratum does matter
00:11:51and the coopers
00:11:53are beneath me
00:11:55and you really think ellen musk
00:11:57would come to atlanta
00:11:58if it weren't for me
00:12:00ha
00:12:01you're delusional
00:12:03now sign the papers
00:12:04and scram
00:12:06take your check and get the fuck out
00:12:27i don't need your penny money
00:12:44we're finished
00:12:47you don't want the money that's your loss
00:12:50your check is just pennies to me
00:12:53but
00:12:54i would like my ring back
00:12:57have fun
00:13:07on your economy flight
00:13:08while i catch you right on my private helicopter out of here
00:13:12and i'm way
00:13:17out of your
00:13:18league
00:13:19isn't that the winston blue diamond ring
00:13:27it's worth tens of millions of dollars
00:13:30oh it's probably just cheap glass
00:13:34something she found at the flea market
00:13:36you're right
00:13:37she could never afford anything so expensive
00:13:40congrats
00:13:44jared boo boo
00:13:45on getting rid of that dirt bag
00:13:47oh
00:13:48my dad
00:13:50says there's gonna be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit
00:13:54bigger big shot than ellen musk
00:13:58yeah
00:13:58and nobody's met them
00:14:00but i can introduce you
00:14:01everything's thanks to you babe
00:14:05angela
00:14:21uh angela mr vanderbilt
00:14:23the richest man in georgia wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding
00:14:26vanderbilt
00:14:27yeah he's actually ceo of one of our companies
00:14:30basically our employee
00:14:31oh okay i'll meet about the summit tomorrow
00:14:33it's fine
00:14:33well you're still going to the summit tomorrow
00:14:35but you and jared cooper are already divorced
00:14:37that's exactly why i'm going
00:14:40angela lockhart
00:14:49angela lockhart
00:15:03i finally found you
00:15:06who is he
00:15:08that
00:15:09that's devin sterling
00:15:11he's number one on forbes 30 under 30 list
00:15:14and early investor of crypto
00:15:16ceo of sterling enterprises
00:15:17rumor has that he's worth trillions
00:15:20and he's
00:15:22your fiance
00:15:23what
00:15:24what
00:15:25my fiance
00:15:27the one and only
00:15:28so
00:15:30after running away
00:15:32and leaving me single for three years
00:15:34have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet
00:15:38babe
00:15:39that tiara looks perfect on you
00:15:50what is she doing here
00:15:55you skank
00:16:00my son just divorced you yesterday
00:16:02and you're already hooking up with another man
00:16:04divorced
00:16:06that's right
00:16:08so i guess this was never meant to be
00:16:11mister
00:16:13sterling
00:16:14get that
00:16:15sterling
00:16:17so she has to hide her marital status to find another man
00:16:20guess she's not just a forsaken woman
00:16:23she's also a stinky
00:16:24penniless
00:16:25whore
00:16:28how dare you insult my boss like that
00:16:31who the fuck are you bitch
00:16:35do you know who i am
00:16:37they don't know who you are
00:16:39you hide it
00:16:41well
00:16:41next team
00:16:43teach these fools a lesson
00:16:45teach these fools a lesson
00:16:49sir you were kind of in a rush when you flew to atlanta
00:16:56and then to new york
00:16:57and then to new york
00:16:57you forgot to bring the security team
00:16:59mind if i borrow your men
00:17:07tell us these ill-mannered apes out
00:17:13oh you bitch
00:17:16i'll have my son teach you a real lesson
00:17:19a kiss
00:17:25a kiss
00:17:25as a reward
00:17:27an idea
00:17:28no
00:17:29guest list is very distinguished tonight
00:17:38you've got bill ford
00:17:41harvey buffett
00:17:42old money like me
00:17:44gentlemen
00:17:45harvey bill
00:17:46this is jared cooper
00:17:47pleased to meet you all
00:17:48your families all started empires after the industrial revolution
00:17:52what an honor
00:17:52i heard you secured the maple plaza project
00:17:56that's worth billions of dollars
00:17:58congrats
00:17:59you'll be next
00:18:00thank you
00:18:01but we haven't received a contract yet
00:18:03we deserve it
00:18:04pardon
00:18:04oh that's nothing
00:18:05i introduced this kid to ellen musk
00:18:07the vanderbilts and miss musk have always had a good relationship
00:18:10so
00:18:11thought i'd help the kid out
00:18:13pull a few strings
00:18:14thank you mr man
00:18:16now
00:18:17we just have to impress miss musk's special guest of honor
00:18:20yes
00:18:21i heard they're a very important and powerful guest
00:18:25even wealthier than ellen musk
00:18:28now
00:18:28if we can just secure a position with his big shot
00:18:32we can feast for generations
00:18:34i'll do my best
00:18:38excuse me
00:18:44second
00:18:44what if it's the prince of hutan
00:18:48how did a hobo like you sneak in here
00:18:52me
00:18:54a hobo
00:18:55how did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here
00:18:58you sleep your way in
00:18:59i told you angela lockhart don't bother stalking me
00:19:02nothing will come of it
00:19:03and it only sickens me further
00:19:05don't flatter yourself
00:19:07this
00:19:11is your ex-husband
00:19:12what were you blindfolded when you married him
00:19:16what the hell is this
00:19:18you were cheating on me
00:19:19son
00:19:32you have to avenge me and kaylee
00:19:34that wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up
00:19:40they even took kaylee's tiara
00:19:43you dare hurt my mom and kaylee
00:19:57get your hands up
00:20:00get your hands up
00:20:00my lady
00:20:06it's it's him
00:20:23it's it's him
00:20:35he scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday
00:20:39who are these peasants
00:20:40these seats are reserved for the ellen musk and her special guest
00:20:45oh shut up old man
00:20:47you're disturbing the peace
00:20:50fuckers you know who that is
00:20:54that's eric vanderbilt
00:20:56you have any idea how many generations of wealth he has
00:20:59his ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of america
00:21:03the civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement
00:21:06vanderbilt
00:21:08the father of that skank
00:21:11kaylee vanderbilt
00:21:13who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed
00:21:17that
00:21:18lonely vanderbilt family
00:21:20oh god damn it
00:21:29a stomach ache now
00:21:30oh
00:21:31whatever
00:21:34angela can handle herself she'll be fine
00:21:37how dare you call one of us low
00:21:52i'm harvey effin buffett
00:21:54the most important investor in the entire stock market
00:21:57i can wipe you out with a simple pinky only
00:22:01and i can wipe you out with a strand of my hair
00:22:05not with me around
00:22:07i bill ford and the entire ford auto empire stand with these gentlemen
00:22:12you're all just peasants compared to who i really am
00:22:16you're fucking delusional angela
00:22:20we've had enough of your games
00:22:22security
00:22:23break their limbs
00:22:25and toss them out
00:22:26looks like the old guard is teaming up against you
00:22:29but don't worry
00:22:30you got new money here
00:22:32i can handle myself
00:22:36thank you
00:22:36just like me
00:22:38you're all despicable
00:22:41and insult to your family names
00:22:44now
00:22:47it's my turn to rule
00:22:49destroy jared cooper
00:22:52cut off all business ties
00:22:55and if you don't
00:22:57i will take away
00:23:00all of your family's
00:23:01wealth
00:23:01and power
00:23:03i knew it
00:23:05here to fuck with me
00:23:06you can't fool anyone here
00:23:08how much money did you spend on that get up
00:23:10and to hire that gigolo
00:23:11to make me jealous
00:23:12you're an orphan
00:23:13who sells hippie spices
00:23:15at a flea market
00:23:16you have nothing
00:23:18and you will always be
00:23:19nothing
00:23:20she's a gold digger
00:23:23gold digger
00:23:25jiggolo
00:23:26wanna try me for a night
00:23:28yeah you're a little too pricey
00:23:31mr vanderbilt
00:23:32we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer
00:23:34they might upset miss ellen musk and her special guest
00:23:37angela lockhart is my spurned ex-wife
00:23:39she's only here to try and ruin my bill
00:23:41and the maple plaza project
00:23:42oh i'm gonna kill that sushi chef
00:23:44scared him
00:23:50security
00:23:51you all don't realize that you actually all work for me
00:23:56and now you're trying to throw a coup
00:23:57you
00:23:59insolent fools
00:24:02let me guess
00:24:03you're that special guest
00:24:05i don't know
00:24:07throw them out
00:24:09and not without some broken bones too
00:24:12back down ass
00:24:20i got this
00:24:24what the hell are you two doing here
00:24:53i thought we were supposed to guard you
00:24:55no
00:24:55you're supposed to make sure miss lockhart is okay
00:24:58oh my god
00:25:00we're so screwed
00:25:01angela
00:25:10don't hurt her
00:25:12you bitch
00:25:13i've always been sick of you
00:25:15you just threw yourself at me
00:25:16how dare you insult my boss like that
00:25:19boss
00:25:20didn't you say purple
00:25:21miss musk
00:25:23that's ellen musk
00:25:25that woman right there is angela lockhart
00:25:27my boss and sole heiress to the henry lockhart's fortune
00:25:31their lineage is older than this country itself
00:25:34past the american revolution
00:25:36back to the renaissance
00:25:38if she's your boss then that means angela lockhart is
00:25:41that's lady lockhart to you she's royalty
00:25:44and since you're all subsidiaries she's your boss's boss
00:25:48what do you want to do
00:25:49kneel to me
00:25:51oh your majesty
00:25:54welcome to the united states
00:25:57we've always been your loyal subjects
00:26:00yes your highness
00:26:02is it queen or princess
00:26:04it doesn't matter
00:26:06my queen
00:26:07please forgive our infillings
00:26:09oh yes we didn't mean to offend
00:26:12hey what are you doing
00:26:13you idiot
00:26:14let go of the boss lady
00:26:15and beg for forgiveness
00:26:17what rightfully belongs to you
00:26:29she's a badass herself
00:26:47he missed out on a good wife
00:26:49you
00:26:50you
00:26:51you
00:26:52told me your wife was a hippie peddler
00:26:54turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time
00:26:57no
00:26:57no don't believe their lies
00:26:59i worked hard for everything
00:27:00you worked for everything
00:27:02so our third year anniversary is coming up
00:27:12and i thought that maybe we can do something special this year
00:27:15i can't focus on anything trivial like that
00:27:17i have to figure out this bid for the maple closet project
00:27:20and if i get it i can take the company public
00:27:22you were nothing before me
00:27:33all your achievements
00:27:35all your glory
00:27:36that's all mine
00:27:38including
00:27:39the maple plaza contract
00:27:41i can take
00:27:43all of that away
00:27:44just like that
00:27:46no you can't take that away from me
00:27:48that's why ellen musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody
00:27:51oh and
00:27:53this antique wedding ring
00:27:55yeah
00:27:56i forgot to tell you
00:27:57it was queen victoria's
00:27:59and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's gdp
00:28:02oh i gave you back the ring
00:28:11i divorced a royal heiress
00:28:13oh man looks like they started the party without us
00:28:27no one's allowed to start a fight without cold eisenhower
00:28:29god these two again
00:28:37could he say
00:28:38is he cold eisenhower
00:28:40president eisenhower's descendant
00:28:42after general eisenhower won world war ii
00:28:44each of his descendants
00:28:45have all gone on to become five star generals
00:28:48the highest rank in the nation's military
00:28:50glad you plazums know your history
00:28:51sorry i'm late babe
00:28:53i got lost trying to find atlanta
00:28:54then lost again on my way back to new york
00:28:57and that there is
00:29:03that is the legendary boy genius dr wilson
00:29:07he's dr house's protege
00:29:09dr house
00:29:10i thought that was just a tv show
00:29:12oh no that's based on a real figure
00:29:13yep that's me
00:29:15son of james house
00:29:16dr house
00:29:17he's practically my uncle
00:29:19i correctly diagnosed the pope before him when i was just 12 years old
00:29:23so he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the netherlands for the last 15 years
00:29:28and i'm late because i ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop
00:29:32hey ellen
00:29:37who are these weirdos and why are they here
00:29:40uh they're all your fiancés
00:29:44what
00:29:44fiancés
00:29:46plural
00:29:49fiancés
00:29:50plural
00:29:51watch it nerds
00:29:53i'm her fiancée
00:29:55no i'm her fiancée
00:29:56you can both shut up
00:29:58i'm her fiancée
00:29:59it's you
00:30:00it's me
00:30:01who the hell is he
00:30:03i'm spider-man
00:30:04how are all three of these men my fiancée
00:30:10uh your father had arranged these engagements years ago but i didn't tell you as you decided
00:30:14to marry jared cooper at the time
00:30:16she has three badass fiancés and she marries his dumbass
00:30:21whatever since you're all here help me finish them
00:30:28since you're all here help me finish them
00:30:33at your service
00:30:37me too
00:30:38one down two more to go
00:30:45she's become queen
00:30:46bishop to g4
00:30:48what is that
00:30:54the most german fest and water in the nile river
00:30:57rock to a8
00:31:03hello
00:31:08i thought i was king
00:31:12no you wish
00:31:13the king doesn't do anything
00:31:15so ellen can be my king
00:31:17oh fun
00:31:18bankrupt the forwards right this second
00:31:24i
00:31:30i've been bankrupt
00:31:32no
00:31:33who is
00:31:35i've been bankrupt
00:31:42no
00:31:43i told you i would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate
00:31:48well guess what
00:31:49game over
00:31:50all right boys
00:31:52let's figure out this four-way engagement
00:31:54oh that's serious business
00:31:56i'm right with you
00:31:57wait for me
00:32:00nobody beats me to the finish line
00:32:02you already have three fiancees
00:32:17you can't accuse me of cheating
00:32:19i want compensation
00:32:22you greedy
00:32:25who the fuck is that
00:32:28my ex-husband
00:32:29wait
00:32:30you were married
00:32:31yeah
00:32:31and
00:32:32if that's a problem for you
00:32:34then you can totally back out of this engagement
00:32:36more for me
00:32:37no no
00:32:38of course not
00:32:38just
00:32:39do you want me to check your eyes for you
00:32:41don't steal my joke
00:32:43i can make him disappear without a trace
00:32:45all the evidence of your past with him
00:32:47what
00:32:49is there something on my face
00:32:51uh
00:32:51yeah
00:32:51murderous intent
00:32:53let's remarry
00:32:55let's remarry
00:32:57you still don't realize
00:33:00i only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago
00:33:05sir it's an emergency
00:33:32we need to wreck right away
00:33:34mccol eisenhower and cheney wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse
00:33:38okay i'm on my way
00:33:39she should be okay now
00:33:43hey you
00:33:48watch over here
00:33:50i'll be right back
00:33:51you saved me
00:34:00fuck
00:34:04i unwittingly gave away my own wife
00:34:06fuck
00:34:09i unwittingly gave away my own wife
00:34:11you've cheated on me
00:34:13you've hit me
00:34:14you've insulted me
00:34:16and after all that
00:34:18i never want to see you again
00:34:20i fucking hate you
00:34:22you
00:34:23the lady
00:34:24larkheart
00:34:25god
00:34:26what now
00:34:27okay
00:34:28yes
00:34:29we understand that you are a very busy person
00:34:32but if you're not going to give your ex-husband
00:34:34the maple plaza project
00:34:36how about us three
00:34:37yes
00:34:38unlike that scumbag we won't turn on you
00:34:40yeah no
00:34:43you're all fired for trying to throw a coup
00:34:44but
00:34:45this is your fault you doofus
00:34:48we never should have believed you're bullset
00:34:50no
00:34:51no
00:34:52we can't lose our positions
00:34:55with ellen musk and the lockhart
00:34:57help me
00:34:59i'll get you for this
00:35:02never should have listened to you
00:35:08i'm ruined because of you
00:35:10so
00:35:25what's the situation here
00:35:27i don't want to marry you
00:35:36i don't want to marry you
00:35:38listen
00:35:40i only met you guys a few hours ago
00:35:44and
00:35:44i'm not interested in flash marriages
00:35:47but
00:35:47what if i told you
00:35:49that we've known each other for much longer
00:35:52than just a few hours
00:35:53much longer
00:35:54angela
00:35:58your parents would like to have a video call with
00:36:01all of you
00:36:03my lovely princess how
00:36:07are you
00:36:08look
00:36:09your mother and i are in italy
00:36:11the views here are absolutely stunning
00:36:13perfect for a wedding
00:36:15wouldn't you say
00:36:15i i i heard you
00:36:17finally divorced that
00:36:19good for nothing blood sucking
00:36:21free little husband of yours
00:36:23can't call his name but uh
00:36:26anyway
00:36:26congratulations
00:36:27i've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him
00:36:33oh
00:36:33you must pick one of them to marry otherwise
00:36:36let me do it
00:36:38you must choose one of them in seven days
00:36:42otherwise
00:36:42we'll kill ourselves
00:36:45mom
00:36:46all right honey that's it
00:36:49bye
00:36:50bye
00:36:51so
00:36:55who are you going to choose
00:36:57well
00:36:59what if i
00:37:01want all three of you
00:37:03well
00:37:05what if i
00:37:06want all three of you
00:37:08that seems greedy
00:37:11but
00:37:17i can always remove the other two options
00:37:21hey
00:37:22i may be a doctor
00:37:24but i can take lives too
00:37:25i know and have access
00:37:28to all the deadliest poisons in the world
00:37:30whoa okay
00:37:31no murder please
00:37:33i was just kidding
00:37:34we have seven days to win her over
00:37:38ooh
00:37:39it's like the bachelorette
00:37:41i know
00:37:42we'll start with challenge one
00:37:44welcome to the show
00:37:48the three badasses who want me
00:37:50today
00:37:51we have our first challenge
00:37:53what
00:37:55is
00:37:56all of this
00:37:57ellen
00:37:58you'll see
00:37:59oh my god
00:38:08oh my god
00:38:08cockroaches
00:38:09all women
00:38:11are afraid of cockroaches
00:38:12and it is every man's job
00:38:14to save their beloved woman
00:38:16from this monstrosity
00:38:17of a creature
00:38:18what will our three candidates do
00:38:20to prove their undying love
00:38:22for our single
00:38:23but screaming her head off air
00:38:25looks like one of our contestants
00:38:35has already called it quits
00:38:36it's up to the final two
00:38:38crunchy
00:38:48that is sick cold
00:39:04hey
00:39:05when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield
00:39:07you'll be glad to see one of these around
00:39:09there are two more left
00:39:12want to try one
00:39:13oh my god
00:39:13no
00:39:14no
00:39:14oh my god
00:39:18save me
00:39:18save you
00:39:19save me
00:39:20I'm a german phoic doctor
00:39:25these hands can't get germs on them
00:39:27they're for surgery
00:39:28and saving lives
00:39:29thank god you're here
00:39:45are you all right
00:39:48are you all right honey
00:39:48Angela
00:39:50all right you won the first challenge
00:39:55so your reward
00:39:56you get to watch over her for the night
00:39:59just don't cross the line
00:40:01if you know what I mean
00:40:02I'm not her scumbag husband
00:40:03you have nothing to worry about
00:40:05honestly even if you guys fuck
00:40:12it's not like it's against the rules or anything
00:40:13at least my girlfriend gets some
00:40:15I bet her husband has a small dick anyway
00:40:18the cockroaches
00:40:21the god the god
00:40:22there's nothing in this room
00:40:24except you and me
00:40:25okay
00:40:25I'm going to kill
00:40:28Ellen when I see her tomorrow
00:40:30I need a drink
00:40:34whoa easy
00:40:44you're on an empty stomach
00:40:45oh
00:40:46why do you care
00:40:47I'm trying to drink away your sorrows Angela
00:40:50you guys were right
00:40:54I was blind for marrying that asshole
00:40:58you know
00:40:59I wasted
00:41:01three whole years
00:41:03of my life with him
00:41:04he never even loved me
00:41:06and I gave up my entire career for him
00:41:09do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list
00:41:17if I was around
00:41:17you may not be number one on the Forbes list
00:41:23but
00:41:23you know what you're number one in
00:41:25what
00:41:27you're number one here
00:41:31you know
00:41:38we've known each other kind of a long time
00:41:40wise
00:41:42you all just want something from me
00:41:46Angela
00:41:52I know it's hard to trust again
00:41:55but I
00:41:57but I
00:41:57assure you
00:41:58I don't care
00:41:59what family you're from
00:42:01I'm the richest man in the nation
00:42:04I don't need your
00:42:05your power
00:42:06your
00:42:06your status
00:42:08your wealth
00:42:08your connections
00:42:10I just need you
00:42:13I'll prove my love to you within six days
00:42:18I promise
00:42:19screw the contest
00:42:31I just want love
00:42:33Angela
00:42:36you're drunk
00:42:38I'm an adult
00:42:39can't I go just get what she wants
00:42:41okay
00:42:43but love and sex aren't exactly the same thing
00:42:50well they're not mutually exclusive either
00:42:54this is what you want
00:43:05nine inch penis
00:43:18morning to you too
00:43:34you sure you were drunk last night
00:43:37you wouldn't
00:43:38a girl remembers when she's had a
00:43:40nine inch penis
00:43:42well
00:43:44glad you enjoyed it
00:43:46but
00:43:47don't tell
00:43:48Shane or Cole
00:43:49because then
00:43:51they would
00:43:51say that you were being unfair
00:43:52technically
00:43:54us having sex
00:43:55doesn't break any rules
00:43:56I won the first challenge
00:43:58and
00:43:58according to Ellen
00:43:59my prize was
00:44:01to spend a night with you
00:44:02anyways
00:44:02don't make this
00:44:04any harder
00:44:05than it already is
00:44:06are you sure
00:44:10you don't want it pretty hard
00:44:11fine fine fine
00:44:18I won't tell
00:44:21but only on one condition
00:44:24I won't tell
00:44:27but only on one condition
00:44:30you have to go out on a date with me
00:44:33fine
00:44:35I've had a crush on you since college Angela
00:44:41you never noticed me
00:44:44you should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you
00:44:52it's only 7am
00:44:55she's still sleeping
00:44:56I'll sleep in a little
00:44:57yeah I'm not letting my fiance be alone with another man for another second
00:45:01morning gentlemen
00:45:05oh
00:45:05or shall I say
00:45:07ruckman
00:45:07oh don't
00:45:08mind him
00:45:09what's up guys
00:45:11we're ready for the second challenge
00:45:13no cockroaches this time
00:45:16yes
00:45:16no more terrifying things
00:45:18that was my bad Angela
00:45:19this
00:45:20better be a good challenge
00:45:21Ellen
00:45:21I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one
00:45:23the second challenge is
00:45:25the second challenge is
00:45:28a date
00:45:29lame
00:45:29I should have asked for something else
00:45:31a date
00:45:32that's it
00:45:33what's the catch
00:45:35no catch
00:45:36just who Miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most
00:45:39as simple as that
00:45:40I know what I want to do
00:45:41let's start with me first
00:45:42okay
00:45:42well it's up first
00:45:43then
00:45:44me
00:45:44save the best for last
00:45:46ain't that right Angela
00:45:48then it's decided
00:45:50please don't take my BMW away
00:45:56too bad
00:45:57you pissed off the Lockhart
00:45:59I have nothing left
00:46:02it's that bitch who ruined me
00:46:12it's that bitch who ruined me
00:46:17give her eyes and owls
00:46:27serve
00:46:27on ease lieutenant
00:46:29this is my lieutenant
00:46:30he also manages this boxing joke
00:46:32bless and meet you madam Eisenhower
00:46:34he's so serious
00:46:35but
00:46:36hang on
00:46:37lieutenant
00:46:38I don't know who I'm going to marry yet
00:46:40baby
00:46:41I decided to take you here
00:46:43on our first date
00:46:43so that I can introduce you
00:46:44to my guns
00:46:45guns like
00:46:46murder weapons
00:46:48yes
00:46:48murder weapons
00:46:51I like my guns babe
00:47:11pretty rock hard
00:47:13yeah
00:47:14let me show you what I can do with that
00:47:16lieutenant
00:47:17come close
00:47:18come close
00:47:19wait
00:47:20you're just going to hit him like that
00:47:22he's not even going to fight back
00:47:24fighting back will be treason ma'am
00:47:25treason
00:47:26you guys are way too serious
00:47:28look you Lockhart bitch
00:47:31I caught you
00:47:32if I'm going down
00:47:33you're all going down with me
00:47:34lieutenant
00:47:35he's your attack
00:47:37you dare try to hurt my wife
00:47:51I will make you pay
00:47:55you don't need to keep beating him up
00:47:59we could just take him to the cops
00:48:00not when he tries to hurt you
00:48:02it's always a bit violent
00:48:10some might call it being protective
00:48:11poor anger issues
00:48:13what if we get married
00:48:15and I forget to use a coaster
00:48:16on an antique table or something
00:48:18is he going to be like
00:48:19rough
00:48:20hey some girls are into that
00:48:23I don't know if I am
00:48:25well maybe shame will be your type
00:48:28your date with Shane starts now
00:48:34hey
00:48:37hey
00:48:39cool ride
00:48:41a gift from the chancellor of Germany
00:48:43when I saved his wife
00:48:44impressive
00:48:45your breath smells like peppermint
00:48:51refreshing
00:48:52I got cool mint too
00:48:55or do you prefer spearmint
00:48:57what do you not have in this
00:49:00coat of yours
00:49:01fruit flavor gum
00:49:03I can't stand those
00:49:04so
00:49:05where are you taking these
00:49:06let me show you
00:49:07okay
00:49:08Dr. Wilson
00:49:16a VIP of VIPs
00:49:19right this way
00:49:20VIP of VIPs
00:49:21ah
00:49:22just some other guy I saved
00:49:23I forget who
00:49:24you saved a lot of people
00:49:26I'll do what I can
00:49:28oh my gosh
00:49:30it's my gold digging neighbor
00:49:32who just got dumped
00:49:33by her husband
00:49:34Sandra Miller
00:49:36what are you doing here
00:49:38I just thought this was
00:49:39for the VIP of VIPs
00:49:41your mother-in-law told me
00:49:42all about the divorce
00:49:43and how you hired some
00:49:44gigolo to beat her
00:49:45and Kaylee Vanderbilt up
00:49:46hello of you
00:49:49what are you doing here Sandra
00:49:51of course your bird brain
00:49:53wouldn't remember
00:49:54I sell high fashion jewelry
00:49:56pieces so high end
00:49:57you couldn't even afford
00:49:58even if you sold your organs
00:50:00the auction begins
00:50:02I'll deal with you
00:50:04later
00:50:04here I'll just be able to say
00:50:07Cameron
00:50:13I have a task for you
00:50:15our next piece is
00:50:18absolutely extraordinary
00:50:20Cleopatra's armband
00:50:23sold by our vendor
00:50:24Sandra Miller
00:50:26for five million dollars
00:50:28excuse me
00:50:30I'd like to donate
00:50:32this piece to auction
00:50:33it's Queen Victoria's ring
00:50:35I'd like to donate
00:50:37this piece to auction
00:50:39it's Queen Victoria's ring
00:50:40what are you doing
00:50:42just watch
00:50:43that is Queen Victoria's ring
00:50:51please
00:50:52I'm an expert
00:50:53and that's a fake
00:50:54she probably got it
00:50:56at the flea market
00:50:57she works at
00:50:57you work at a flea market
00:50:59not this again
00:51:00cut the bullshit
00:51:02that wouldn't even sell
00:51:03for five dollars
00:51:04oh yeah
00:51:04here you want it
00:51:06for free
00:51:06ew
00:51:07I don't want that trash
00:51:09from a stinky
00:51:09hippie peddler
00:51:10well
00:51:12that's too bad then
00:51:14because
00:51:14you
00:51:15are the fraud
00:51:16what are you talking about
00:51:18who the hell are you
00:51:19to accuse me
00:51:20throw them out
00:51:22Dr. Wilson
00:51:23I know you're a legend
00:51:24in medicine
00:51:25but we're professionals
00:51:27oh yeah
00:51:28and that armband
00:51:30sells for five million dollars
00:51:31yeah
00:51:33mine is the real thing
00:51:34you two are just upset
00:51:36because you're too
00:51:37poor
00:51:38to afford
00:51:38our luxury items
00:51:40what is that so
00:51:41when a so-called expert
00:51:43fell to recognize
00:51:43Queen Victoria's ring
00:51:44then
00:51:45dear lord
00:51:47this is real
00:51:49it's authentic
00:51:51it's Queen Victoria's ring
00:51:53Cameron
00:51:57what have you found
00:51:59yeah
00:52:00that picture
00:52:00of Cleopatra's armband
00:52:01you sent me
00:52:02it's a replica
00:52:03they had the same one
00:52:06right here
00:52:06at the flea market
00:52:07so
00:52:08you are the fraud
00:52:11so you just went
00:52:13to the flea market
00:52:13so you can buy
00:52:14some fakes
00:52:15and Cameron
00:52:16how much are these
00:52:17fakes being sold for
00:52:18150
00:52:20wow
00:52:21not even
00:52:22five dollars
00:52:23Sandra
00:52:24you've been
00:52:26deepening us
00:52:26the whole time
00:52:28arrest her
00:52:29no
00:52:30please
00:52:31he was just
00:52:31a bunch of eyes
00:52:32please
00:52:33what's going on
00:52:35Dr. Wilson
00:52:35uh
00:52:37investigating lead poisoning
00:52:38from cheap jewelry
00:52:39for the emperor of Japan
00:52:40bye
00:52:40black calista
00:52:42from the jewelry industry
00:52:43forever
00:52:43I had a really great time tonight
00:52:54me too
00:52:55may I
00:52:57have a kiss
00:52:58something wrong
00:53:14do you always have gum
00:53:16in your mouth
00:53:16yep
00:53:23you never have to worry
00:53:24about stinky breath
00:53:25for me
00:53:25oh
00:53:34you
00:53:36owe us a bunch of money
00:53:38Cooper
00:53:39I don't have any money
00:53:41how did you pay for this hotel
00:53:43then
00:53:43I guess
00:53:45you'll only pay up
00:53:47if I break your other leg
00:53:51stop
00:53:51Mr. Vanderbilt
00:53:56Mr. Buffett
00:54:00this is the contract for the maple closet project
00:54:07that's right
00:54:08Ms. Musk wanted me to give it to you
00:54:10I knew Angela was still in love with me
00:54:12I knew Angela was still in love with me
00:54:16no no
00:54:16sorry about those injuries from earlier
00:54:18it was all just
00:54:19a little misunderstanding
00:54:21yeah
00:54:22we could be partners again
00:54:24and then maybe you can
00:54:26tell Lady Lockhart
00:54:29put in a good work for us
00:54:30Angela still loves me
00:54:32she's just throwing a fit
00:54:33she'll be back to me soon enough
00:54:35yeah
00:54:36do you need any help winning her back
00:54:38we can give you jewelry to give to her
00:54:40I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago
00:54:44and now they're all begging me to help them out
00:54:46it feels so damn good to be in power
00:54:48sure
00:54:50I'll put in a good word for you
00:54:53I just need
00:54:54anything
00:54:54you tell us
00:54:56we'll give you anything
00:54:56once I take everything from these idiots
00:55:00I'll go after Angela Lockhart
00:55:03for my revenge
00:55:04I'll give you the contract
00:55:10did you have a call for just like you asked me to
00:55:12well done
00:55:14he'll be fucked soon
00:55:15well done
00:55:17he'll be fucked soon
00:55:19I don't get it Miss Musk
00:55:20my contract has a preliminary clause
00:55:23it requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit
00:55:26and if he can't then what
00:55:28he'll be bankrupt
00:55:29so as long as his grief you have to take
00:55:32I'm avenging my best friend
00:55:35I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart
00:55:38he's nothing
00:55:39I signed the maple plaza project
00:55:48we should celebrate
00:55:50you did?
00:55:51you see
00:55:52I know my son hasn't hit him
00:55:53that skank Angela is nothing next to you
00:55:57and it's all thanks to you sweetheart
00:56:00actually
00:56:01it's thanks to Angela
00:56:03what?
00:56:06you're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:09oh no no no
00:56:10he's not
00:56:11Jerry
00:56:12what are you doing?
00:56:13you have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you
00:56:17it's my decision
00:56:18mom
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here
00:56:20I'm telling my dad
00:56:23fine
00:56:23go right ahead
00:56:24he has enough problems himself
00:56:25if you're obedient
00:56:26I'll keep you around as his side piece
00:56:28but if not
00:56:29you can scram
00:56:30dad
00:56:32Jared is being mean to me
00:56:35teach him a lesson
00:56:35Kaylee
00:56:36be a good girl
00:56:37okay
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now
00:56:41don't get on his bad side
00:56:43we can't afford to piss him off
00:56:46so do as he says
00:56:47but dad
00:56:48I'm sorry
00:56:56be your side piece
00:56:59very good
00:57:00I'm happy you've come around
00:57:02now let's go celebrate
00:57:03I mean
00:57:07do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever though?
00:57:11but that tongue action though
00:57:13tongue is important
00:57:14in more than just one spot
00:57:16Arlene we are in public
00:57:17that's true
00:57:18stomach ache
00:57:20again?
00:57:22I have to run to the bathroom
00:57:23Devin should be here to pick you up soon
00:57:25Devin's late
00:57:28not a good sign for a date
00:57:31this hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars
00:57:36it's her
00:57:39she's alone
00:57:40with no one to save her
00:57:42you whore
00:57:45you seduced my son so he'd get back with you
00:57:47let me tell you
00:57:53I would never go back
00:57:54even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me
00:57:58hey you guys can fight all you want
00:58:02but you need to take this somewhere else
00:58:04whoever gets rid of her from me gets all this
00:58:07what?
00:58:08why do I have to leave?
00:58:09she's the one starting shit
00:58:10because I have money and you don't
00:58:13you're just a stinky hippie peddler
00:58:15and my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract
00:58:19he still got the contract?
00:58:21he still got the contract?
00:58:22hmm
00:58:22must be Ellen's doing
00:58:24even if he does sign it
00:58:26he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front
00:58:28oh
00:58:29he's just gonna
00:58:30bet you've never seen this much cash before
00:58:33bet you've never seen this much cash before
00:58:37you take my charity
00:58:41and toss it in my face
00:58:43as if it's your own
00:58:44my maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount
00:58:47$1,000 to take her away
00:58:50$2,000 to drag her away
00:58:53$5,000 to beat her away
00:58:56$2,000 to drag her away
00:58:58oh
00:58:59oh
00:59:00hey
00:59:00hey
00:59:01ow
00:59:02hey
00:59:02stop
00:59:02you okay?
00:59:06are you hurt?
00:59:11weekly
00:59:12you
00:59:12you
00:59:13just a few days ago
00:59:15you found yourself a boy toy
00:59:16right after getting divorced
00:59:17and now you have two more
00:59:19what a whore
00:59:20what a whore
00:59:22yeah
00:59:22and Jared wanted to get back with her
00:59:25what if she has an STD
00:59:27oh
00:59:28like sleeping with a married man
00:59:29wouldn't give you an STD
00:59:31let's go
00:59:32we'll expose her to Jared
00:59:34hang on
00:59:35what do you want?
00:59:38I'll scream
00:59:39I don't hear a woman
00:59:40but I never said I don't kill a woman
00:59:43but I never said I don't kill a woman
00:59:47I said I don't kill a woman
00:59:48oh god
00:59:50he is a murderer
00:59:52what if he murders me?
00:59:54not him
00:59:54definitely not him
00:59:56we're not afraid of you
01:00:02that's enough
01:00:03this isn't a war zone
01:00:04you'll be removed from being a five star general
01:00:07if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause
01:00:09I was just messing with them
01:00:10was he though?
01:00:13we're not afraid of you
01:00:14Jared
01:00:16you have to avenge us
01:00:17look at this slut
01:00:18she's found two more boy toys
01:00:20she's cheating on you
01:00:21don't get back with her
01:00:22oh Mr. Cooper
01:00:24it's you
01:00:24I apologize for this scene
01:00:26I'll toss out the potty crashes
01:00:27immediately
01:00:28so that you can go to your salvation banquet
01:00:30what did you say
01:00:31what did you say you were gonna toss out?
01:00:33what did you say you were gonna toss out?
01:00:35the potty crashes
01:00:36oh
01:00:39you have any idea who that is?
01:00:41that's my wife
01:00:42please
01:00:43save that tail from the real skank over there
01:00:45that's right
01:00:46know your place
01:00:47shut up
01:00:48she's cheating on you
01:00:50know your place
01:00:53you're just a side piece
01:00:54if I still want you that is
01:00:56Eric
01:00:56have you gone mad?
01:00:58this is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter
01:01:00you slap her for this whore?
01:01:02mom
01:01:02they really think there's something up
01:01:05Angela's an heiress to a family
01:01:07whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age
01:01:09she's richer even than Ellen Musk
01:01:12I only got the Naples Plaza project because she gave it to me
01:01:16what?
01:01:18you
01:01:19apologize right now
01:01:21or I will kick you and your father to the curb
01:01:23I'm sorry
01:01:29no
01:01:31this can't be
01:01:33I made you
01:01:35divorce
01:01:36go home
01:01:39you're not suited to come with me to my celebration
01:01:42banquet
01:01:43I apologize on behalf of my mother
01:01:50honey I know you came here to celebrate my achievements
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore
01:01:57I didn't come here for you
01:02:00I'm on a date
01:02:02a date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06she really is a whore
01:02:07Angela please forgive me
01:02:09I really do love you
01:02:11oh ho
01:02:14lady knockart is here
01:02:16oh ho
01:02:18lady knockart is here
01:02:20yeah yeah we already know
01:02:23you beat Ford's effort
01:02:25we're too old for that
01:02:27they're here for my celebration banquet
01:02:29please you gave me the contract
01:02:31so if anyone should go
01:02:33as my guest of honor
01:02:34it should be you
01:02:35oh yes please Ms. Lockhart
01:02:37join us
01:02:37we'll all be one
01:02:38happy business family again
01:02:41what the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44where were you?
01:02:45stomach issues
01:02:46again?
01:02:48would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50no
01:02:50let me make myself clear
01:02:54okay?
01:02:56I would rather die
01:02:57than be with you again
01:02:59seems that they're not actually on good terms
01:03:03I can't lose face in front of these pricks
01:03:05otherwise they'll cut me off too
01:03:07Angela
01:03:08I know you're still mad
01:03:09but please give me a chance
01:03:10I'll prove it to you
01:03:11you want a chance?
01:03:13Angela no
01:03:14you have three great guys here
01:03:16who all want to marry you
01:03:17don't take him back
01:03:19I'll give you two choices
01:03:21I'll give you two choices
01:03:25me
01:03:28or the contract
01:03:30you're kidding me
01:03:31no
01:03:32I'm not kidding you
01:03:34if you choose me
01:03:36we can
01:03:37remarry this week
01:03:38but
01:03:39you don't get the
01:03:40hundred billion dollar contract
01:03:42the choice is all yours
01:03:44she marries
01:03:45I told you
01:03:46did you think so?
01:03:48he either marries a royal heiress
01:03:49or gets a contract
01:03:50that takes his company to the moon
01:03:51either way he benefits
01:03:53why can't I have both?
01:03:56you really are a greedy bastard
01:03:58Angela
01:03:59I saved you in the pool
01:04:00remember?
01:04:01I deserve the contract
01:04:02did you really?
01:04:08look who's fashionably late now
01:04:10he didn't save her at the pool
01:04:13wait
01:04:14what
01:04:14what are you talking about?
01:04:16I
01:04:16I choose the contract
01:04:18I knew it
01:04:20you'll get what's coming to you
01:04:21with this contract
01:04:24my company's earning potential
01:04:26is limitless
01:04:27Angela Lockhart
01:04:28you humiliated me
01:04:29in front of everyone
01:04:30I will get you one day
01:04:32let me show you something
01:04:34you saved me
01:04:46you saved me
01:04:47you saved me
01:04:52I'm sorry
01:04:54if his lies led to you
01:04:57wasting three years of your life
01:04:58but I promise you
01:05:01I'm gonna make it up to you
01:05:03with the rest of our lives
01:05:05no
01:05:05no
01:05:06I wasn't lying
01:05:07I just
01:05:07couldn't
01:05:08can't remember exactly
01:05:09what happened that day
01:05:11does that mean
01:05:19we both each saved her once?
01:05:22what?
01:05:23me?
01:05:23Dr. Wilson
01:05:25losing at seven people
01:05:26no way
01:05:27you guys
01:05:29one of you
01:05:29do something life-threatening
01:05:31right now
01:05:31you're crazy
01:05:33and actually
01:05:35they've all been doing
01:05:37horrible shit
01:05:37behind your back
01:05:38what?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling
01:05:42had me investigate
01:05:43their company's dealings
01:05:44turns out
01:05:45they've been
01:05:45fudging the numbers
01:05:46on your shared
01:05:46accounts and contracts
01:05:48put it simply
01:05:49they've been stealing
01:05:51from you
01:05:52I can't believe
01:05:53I didn't realize
01:05:54Ms. Lockhart
01:05:55I'm so sorry
01:05:57I should have had
01:05:57third-party accountants
01:05:59check thoroughly
01:05:59no it's not your fault
01:06:01they're just
01:06:01too slick
01:06:03you'd like me
01:06:03to punish them
01:06:04oh god
01:06:05no
01:06:05not that again
01:06:06please
01:06:07Max
01:06:08you know what to do
01:06:11the banks have pulled
01:06:25all of our funds
01:06:26all business ties
01:06:27have been severed
01:06:28we're bankrupt
01:06:29how did you do that?
01:06:36who are you?
01:06:37and
01:06:37don't say
01:06:38Spider-Man
01:06:39I'll tell you
01:06:42who I am
01:06:43I'll tell you
01:06:45who I am
01:06:46I am
01:06:50Crypto Punk
01:06:51number two
01:06:52what did he say
01:06:53he was?
01:06:54what a bizarre
01:06:55than Spider-Man
01:06:56you're Crypto Punk
01:06:58number two?
01:06:59well
01:07:00I'm Crypto Punk
01:07:01number one
01:07:02see
01:07:02you are number one
01:07:04in something
01:07:04the most expensive
01:07:05NFT collection
01:07:06in the world
01:07:07forget Forbes' list
01:07:09it's all about
01:07:10young money now
01:07:11so
01:07:12how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting
01:07:20one of me
01:07:21on this one
01:07:21I'll spy too
01:07:23they forgot to cancel
01:07:37my contract
01:07:38I still have
01:07:40the 100 billion dollar project
01:07:41yes
01:07:43I'm rich
01:07:45I think
01:07:46make them all pay soon
01:07:48Mr. Cooper
01:07:55Mr. Cooper sir
01:07:55the Maple Plaza contract
01:07:57requires us to provide
01:07:5850% of the costs
01:07:59up front
01:08:00otherwise it's a breach
01:08:01of contract
01:08:02and we'll have to pay
01:08:03for all financial repercussions
01:08:04no
01:08:05I'm bankrupt
01:08:08I'm just a little
01:08:10lockhart
01:08:10you tricked me
01:08:12allow me
01:08:18I'm sorry
01:08:22I was late
01:08:22my queen
01:08:23had to get some
01:08:24very important materials
01:08:26for our special date
01:08:29well
01:08:30cheers
01:08:31cheers
01:08:32this looks good
01:08:42did you use my spices?
01:08:49I know your ex-in-law
01:08:50has never appreciated you
01:08:52you can have all the money
01:08:56and power in the world
01:08:56and you still can't force
01:08:58a man to love you
01:08:59couldn't even remember
01:09:02our anniversary
01:09:03Angela
01:09:08your future
01:09:10with me
01:09:12is gonna be different
01:09:15come on
01:09:17upstairs
01:09:18Bob
01:09:37Devin
01:09:39I can't believe
01:09:40this is what I've been
01:09:41missing out on
01:09:41these past few years
01:09:43just because of some
01:09:44silly mistake
01:09:46Angela
01:09:46I've known and loved you
01:09:49for three whole years
01:09:50actually
01:09:51I've also loved you
01:09:53for three years
01:09:54that's right
01:09:56I fell in love with you
01:09:57three years ago too
01:09:58how is
01:10:00all of this possible?
01:10:02I
01:10:02didn't meet
01:10:03any of you
01:10:04until recently
01:10:04well
01:10:05actually
01:10:06maybe Devin
01:10:07but
01:10:08I've had a crush on you
01:10:11since college
01:10:11you're my motivation
01:10:13to go to business school
01:10:14despite who you were
01:10:18you never judged me
01:10:19for being poor
01:10:20are you trying
01:10:24to get hired
01:10:25at fortune 500
01:10:26in a suit like that?
01:10:30all you do
01:10:31is babble on and on
01:10:33about internet money
01:10:35bitcoin
01:10:35and shit like that
01:10:37are you trying
01:10:39to steal my spot?
01:10:41I'll teach you
01:10:43unless you
01:10:44hey
01:10:46get away from me
01:10:47Angela
01:10:47feisty girl
01:10:51I like her
01:10:52how is he?
01:11:04it's a rare poison
01:11:05made from a mixture
01:11:06of dried roots
01:11:07found in Africa
01:11:08washed your gun
01:11:09salt teeth
01:11:10can it be cured?
01:11:11I actually think
01:11:12I know that poison
01:11:13it sounds really scary
01:11:14but it's cured
01:11:15can actually be found
01:11:16in any developed country
01:11:17household salt
01:11:19I like her
01:11:27there you go
01:11:29what time is it?
01:11:34oh shoot
01:11:35I'm late for some practice
01:11:36I like her
01:11:44we have been rivals
01:11:46ever since
01:11:47so
01:11:48that's how
01:11:49I
01:11:49well
01:11:50we
01:11:51all met
01:11:52I barely remember
01:11:54should I never let you
01:11:55go to swim practice
01:11:56that day
01:11:56Matthew Richards
01:11:58the guy who poisoned me
01:12:00attacked you
01:12:01out of revenge
01:12:02you wouldn't have known
01:12:03I did hear you
01:12:04dropped out
01:12:04and became a loan shark
01:12:05though that makes you
01:12:06feel any better
01:12:07yeah I think that
01:12:08suits him a little better
01:12:09yeah
01:12:10Angela
01:12:11your seven days
01:12:12is almost up
01:12:12now that you know
01:12:14they all loved
01:12:15and fought for you
01:12:15for three years
01:12:16who will you pick?
01:12:23how can it be?
01:12:25Angela Lockhart
01:12:26is an heiress?
01:12:28Kaylee
01:12:32we've gone
01:12:34bankrupt
01:12:35bankrupt?
01:12:36the Vanderbilt's
01:12:39have gone
01:12:39bankrupt?
01:12:40well then
01:12:41get out of here
01:12:43you can't do this
01:12:44to me
01:12:45oh
01:12:46Jared
01:12:48mom
01:12:49it's me
01:12:49what happened?
01:12:52Jared
01:12:52I have
01:12:53carefully
01:12:54reconsidered
01:12:55Angela
01:12:55is way better
01:12:56than this
01:12:56dimwit
01:12:57you should
01:12:57get back
01:12:58with your wife
01:12:58we're bankrupt
01:13:00what?
01:13:04Jared
01:13:05Cooper
01:13:06we're here
01:13:09to
01:13:09propose
01:13:10your belongings
01:13:11no one
01:13:12is going
01:13:12to save you
01:13:13now
01:13:14what?
01:13:14what?
01:13:19what kind
01:13:19of an asshole
01:13:20throws his own
01:13:21mother to the dogs
01:13:22who will you
01:13:26pick?
01:13:29I
01:13:29I
01:13:30I brought you
01:13:35fried chicken
01:13:36fried chicken
01:13:37hey
01:13:38not all girls
01:13:38like sushi
01:13:39and caviar
01:13:40yeah he's right
01:13:41I did live in
01:13:41Atlanta for three
01:13:42months
01:13:42sucking up
01:13:43last minute
01:13:44at least I don't
01:13:45speak like an
01:13:46AI robot
01:13:47hey
01:13:48stop
01:13:49stop
01:13:49welcome back
01:13:52to the bachelorette
01:13:53I mean
01:13:54the three badasses
01:13:55who want me
01:13:56I mean
01:13:57Angela Lockhart
01:13:59you know what I mean
01:14:01today
01:14:02our heiress
01:14:03bachelorette
01:14:04will choose
01:14:04which one
01:14:06of our three badasses
01:14:07will she marry
01:14:08will it be
01:14:10Shane
01:14:10the doctor
01:14:11Cole
01:14:13the general
01:14:15or Devin
01:14:17the CEO
01:14:18looks like
01:14:23our bachelorette
01:14:24may need
01:14:24a little more
01:14:25time to decide
01:14:26oh the suspense
01:14:27is killing me
01:14:28but when she does
01:14:31she will take
01:14:32this eternal rose
01:14:33made from glass
01:14:34imported from Venice
01:14:35and give it
01:14:36to our women
01:14:37Angela
01:14:38Angela
01:14:41I need more
01:14:46time to think
01:14:47while our bachelorette
01:14:53takes a little
01:14:54time to decide
01:14:55why don't we
01:14:56check in with
01:14:56each of our
01:14:57candidates
01:14:57let's check in
01:14:58with each of
01:14:59our candidates
01:15:00let's start
01:15:02with Cole
01:15:02Cole
01:15:03there's not much
01:15:08to say
01:15:08who wouldn't
01:15:09want a five
01:15:10star general
01:15:11who has
01:15:11huge biceps
01:15:13a massive chest
01:15:15who would
01:15:16protect
01:15:17their
01:15:17life
01:15:18okay
01:15:20thank you
01:15:22uh
01:15:23Shane
01:15:23muscles
01:15:26money
01:15:27they only get
01:15:29you so far
01:15:29but you need
01:15:30a well-balanced
01:15:31man like me
01:15:32that has more
01:15:33than one way
01:15:33to keep a lady
01:15:34happy
01:15:34if you know
01:15:35what I mean
01:15:35I think we do
01:15:41and Devin
01:15:42that was quite
01:15:44disgusting
01:15:45I just hope
01:15:49Angela's okay
01:15:49I know she's
01:15:51going under a lot
01:15:52of stress right now
01:15:52a lot of choices
01:15:53to make
01:15:54and she's my
01:15:56queen
01:15:56I just really
01:15:58hope she's okay
01:15:58now one more
01:16:00thing
01:16:00what kind
01:16:01of a doctor
01:16:02brings fried
01:16:04chicken to a
01:16:04girl
01:16:05that's a good
01:16:06point
01:16:06it's bad for
01:16:07her heart
01:16:07and then you
01:16:10well
01:16:11you know what
01:16:12they say about
01:16:13military men
01:16:14they beat
01:16:16their lives
01:16:17no
01:16:21stand up
01:16:24hey
01:16:26you guys
01:16:27whoa
01:16:29break it up
01:16:29hey
01:16:30break it up
01:16:32cut to commercial
01:16:37cut to commercial
01:16:39cut to commercial
01:16:39oh my gosh
01:16:52this is the hardest
01:16:57decision I've ever
01:16:58had to make
01:16:58in my entire
01:16:59life
01:16:59who do I
01:17:02choose
01:17:03Angela's marrying
01:17:11me
01:17:12you're not stealing
01:17:12her from me
01:17:13oh yeah
01:17:14I may be a doctor
01:17:16but like I said
01:17:17I know and possess
01:17:19the deadliest
01:17:20poisons
01:17:20in the world
01:17:21what don't you
01:17:24have in that
01:17:25coat
01:17:25you're a
01:17:26flavored gum
01:17:27I won't let you
01:17:27take Angela
01:17:28away from me
01:17:29I'll fight you
01:17:29to the death
01:17:30don't forget about
01:17:32me
01:17:32it's time I
01:17:34reveal my true
01:17:35identity
01:17:36these stupid
01:17:39profile cards
01:17:40don't make any
01:17:41sense
01:17:41they do not
01:17:42they do not
01:17:43help
01:17:43who made
01:17:44these
01:17:45it's time I
01:18:04reveal my true
01:18:05identity
01:18:06I'm actually a part
01:18:09of the X-Men
01:18:10and I have the
01:18:13power of
01:18:14telekinesis
01:18:15we may have to
01:18:31work together
01:18:31to take him down
01:18:32this battle
01:18:44in our heads
01:18:44is the most
01:18:45intense
01:18:45I've ever
01:18:46experienced
01:18:46I may not be
01:18:48able to take
01:18:48them both
01:18:49down
01:18:49if they decide
01:18:50to team up
01:18:50hmm
01:18:51winter mint
01:18:52or cool mint
01:18:54you know
01:18:59I've always
01:19:01really liked
01:19:01you're here
01:19:01really
01:19:02I'm actually
01:19:04pretty self-conscious
01:19:06about it
01:19:06so I appreciate
01:19:08that
01:19:08hey hey hey
01:19:10and you know
01:19:10cool
01:19:11I've always
01:19:12really liked
01:19:14the way you talk
01:19:14really
01:19:16yeah
01:19:16what do you got
01:19:20for me
01:19:21I always
01:19:22really liked
01:19:24the way you
01:19:24chewed up
01:19:24yeah
01:19:25it's fresh
01:19:26right
01:19:27yeah
01:19:27you know
01:19:28you're actually
01:19:31a really good doctor
01:19:32hey
01:19:33you need me
01:19:35to look at you
01:19:35I got you
01:19:36I'll take care
01:19:37yeah of course
01:19:38Angela's been
01:19:39kidnapped
01:19:39Angela's been
01:19:41kidnapped
01:19:41it was
01:19:43Sarah Cooper
01:19:43that fucker
01:19:45we have to
01:19:46find her
01:19:47what how
01:19:47her ring
01:19:48her dad
01:19:49installed a
01:19:49GPS tracking
01:19:50mechanism on her
01:19:51ring just in case
01:19:52well let's go
01:19:52then
01:19:53wait oh
01:19:54my fiance
01:19:55my fiance
01:19:56my fiance
01:19:56Jared
01:20:02what am I doing
01:20:07here
01:20:07you destroyed me
01:20:10they took
01:20:12everything
01:20:13what
01:20:15I have nothing
01:20:16left
01:20:16it's not my fault
01:20:19you're too greedy
01:20:20he's greedy
01:20:22to have sex
01:20:23with my wife
01:20:24I'm not
01:20:26your wife
01:20:27anymore
01:20:27yeah I know
01:20:28you wouldn't
01:20:28take me back
01:20:29now not unless
01:20:30I get you
01:20:30pregnant with my
01:20:31child
01:20:31this is illegal
01:20:32you wouldn't
01:20:33want your child
01:20:34to be away
01:20:34from his father
01:20:35you won't have
01:20:36me arrested
01:20:36you will
01:20:38take me back
01:20:39you will be
01:20:55begging me to
01:20:56fuck you soon
01:20:57hey
01:20:59Angela
01:21:01come back
01:21:02you're too late
01:21:06I drugged her
01:21:08she'll be dead
01:21:09soon
01:21:09unless
01:21:09yeah
01:21:09have you forgotten
01:21:11who I am
01:21:12he really does have
01:21:14everything he was
01:21:14coach
01:21:14everything except for
01:21:16yeah except for
01:21:16fruit flavor gum
01:21:17get it already
01:21:18just save my boss
01:21:19you're all good
01:21:28now
01:21:28oh thank god
01:21:30but what do we do
01:21:31with that piece of
01:21:32shit
01:21:33what
01:21:33what are you gonna
01:21:34do to me
01:21:35hey stop
01:21:36no just
01:21:37enjoy your erectile
01:21:40dysfunction forever
01:21:41glad we didn't
01:21:47actually have that
01:21:48fight
01:21:48turns out he's
01:21:50the most dangerous
01:21:50of them all
01:21:52so who did you
01:21:58pick sweetheart
01:21:59we invited the
01:22:00most important
01:22:01figures of the
01:22:01world to your
01:22:01wedding
01:22:02the prince of
01:22:03Bhutan
01:22:03and remember
01:22:05we will kill
01:22:06ourselves if you
01:22:07don't choose
01:22:07welcome back
01:22:13to the finale
01:22:14of the three
01:22:15badasses who
01:22:16want me
01:22:17we're down to
01:22:17the wire
01:22:18literally
01:22:19the wedding
01:22:20day
01:22:20but who's the
01:22:21groom
01:22:21welcome back
01:22:35to the finale
01:22:36of the three
01:22:37badasses who
01:22:38want me
01:22:38but who's the
01:22:39groom
01:22:40uh seems our
01:22:44era still
01:22:45hasn't decided
01:22:46any input from
01:22:48the parents
01:22:49maybe that will
01:22:50help sway our
01:22:51bachelorette's
01:22:52choice
01:22:52oh this is exciting
01:22:54who should my daughter
01:22:56pick
01:22:56let me think
01:22:58i like the doctor
01:23:03he's cute
01:23:05but the general
01:23:08looks like a strong
01:23:09fellow
01:23:10and we can't forget
01:23:11about devin sterling
01:23:13the one who's loved
01:23:13her the longest
01:23:14isn't that right
01:23:15devin
01:23:15angela
01:23:17you are all three
01:23:25very fine gentlemen
01:23:27and i'm really
01:23:30grateful for all
01:23:31of your love
01:23:32but this was a
01:23:34really hard decision
01:23:35and i decided to
01:23:39devise one last
01:23:40challenge
01:23:40and i decided to
01:23:45devise one last
01:23:45challenge
01:23:46i'm just kidding
01:23:50i'm just as sick
01:23:51of this as you
01:23:52guys are
01:23:52each of our
01:23:57candidates have
01:23:58saved our main
01:23:59character
01:24:00i mean bachelorette
01:24:02once
01:24:02they've all proven
01:24:03their undying
01:24:05love
01:24:05so who gets
01:24:06to unlock
01:24:07angela lockhart's
01:24:08heart
01:24:09literally
01:24:09could it be
01:24:12the sexy
01:24:14and protective
01:24:15general with
01:24:16a temper
01:24:16mr cole
01:24:17eisenhower
01:24:18or
01:24:23the fun
01:24:25wicked minded
01:24:26but
01:24:26kind of weird
01:24:28dr shane
01:24:29wilson
01:24:30and last
01:24:33but not least
01:24:34could it be
01:24:35the richest
01:24:36man of them
01:24:37all
01:24:37the man angela
01:24:38would have
01:24:39married a long
01:24:39time ago
01:24:40mr devin
01:24:41sterling
01:24:41gentlemen
01:24:45it's been a
01:24:47pleasure getting
01:24:48to know you
01:24:49may the best
01:24:51man win
01:24:51may the best
01:24:53man win
01:24:53drum roll
01:24:55please
01:24:56gotta make you
01:25:00understand
01:25:01never gonna
01:25:02give you up
01:25:03never gonna
01:25:04let you down
01:25:05never gonna
01:25:06run around
01:25:07and desert you
01:25:09seriously ricky
01:25:11i choose
01:25:19i choose
01:25:19i need the power of a
01:25:30strong man
01:25:30and i'm going to
01:25:31know you can
01:25:32protect me
01:25:32who could resist
01:25:36those guns
01:25:36can they interest
01:25:40you in an
01:25:40nfd
01:25:41you like
01:25:41full body chip
01:25:42though
01:25:42shane it's you
01:25:58i'm
01:25:58i'm
01:25:59lovesick
01:25:59for you
01:26:00you like that
01:26:01minty flavor
01:26:01don't you
01:26:02it's that tongue
01:26:06action ladies
01:26:06and gents
01:26:07be my new queen
01:26:09what we can build
01:26:10together
01:26:11it's always been
01:26:25let's give it up
01:26:39for those nine inches
01:26:39everybody
01:26:40what you got
01:26:43your full body
01:26:43checkup
01:26:43have you seen
01:26:44my murder
01:26:44weapons
01:26:45i need fruit
01:26:46flavored gum
01:26:46for you