Eddie Bravo Invitational 9: The Light Heavyweights was a submission-only grappling tournament of 16 light heavyweight (2 | dHNzX3p3alNTcUMtQXgw
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00:00What if our world wasn't the only one where existence is absurd?
00:06Please refer to the danger menu for tips on how not to die.
00:09If your seat is in the peril row, you must help us take the machine apart.
00:13Your reward is more leg room.
00:16One jitter liquid, please.
00:17Would you like to jitter for one, two, or five hours?
00:20Describe your current level of activity.
00:2290% below average.
00:25Give me that mild poison!
00:27One, two, three!
00:31I'll let you two talk while I go over here and pretend not to listen.
00:34Ah, irony.
00:35Is that irony?
00:36I'm never sure.
00:38This is the adventure we live for!
00:42Tiny trash.
00:44The bad moments will pass.
00:45Even the good moments will pass.
00:47That's what our existence is all about.
00:50Wow! You licked me inside the mouth.
00:52This is disgusting.
00:53And it's perfect!
01:00We dropped it.
01:01What if we're there?
01:02One with me, a little one.
01:03I'm never sure.
01:04You let the ground people die.
01:05I'm never sure of the what nature has come from.
01:06You can't stop it.
01:07I can't stop it.
01:08And I'll do this.
01:09Again, you can't stop it.
01:10It's good.
01:11You can't stop it.
01:13It's a big moment.
01:14And you can't stop it.
01:15It's a big moment.
01:16We have to do that, and we can't stop it.
01:17You can't stop it.