The Virgin Camp Counselor - Full Movie
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00:00:01It's the first day of camp and we've already had someone vandalize our cabins.
00:00:06Camp Wildwood has been in my family for over 50 years.
00:00:09It's my job to fix it.
00:00:11I got it! I got it! I got it!
00:00:13Oh!
00:00:15You almost killed me!
00:00:18Relax, okay?
00:00:20And hey, don't act like you didn't love falling into my arms.
00:00:23What are you even doing at Camp Wildwood?
00:00:25You don't look like you belong here.
00:00:27Gee, thanks.
00:00:28I'm one of the new counselors here.
00:00:31The name's Asher.
00:00:36Welcome to Camp Wildwood.
00:00:38By far the best place to spend your summer.
00:00:40Yeah, well it did just get a lot better.
00:00:45Well, here's a wild idea. You can show me where the cabins are.
00:00:49Asher Matthews!
00:00:51You're under arrest for vandalizing this cabin.
00:00:54Get him out of here.
00:00:56Get him out of here.
00:00:58Wait, you vandalized the camp?
00:01:00Get the fuck off me!
00:01:04Chloe?
00:01:05Is my step brother getting you any trouble?
00:01:07Well, he almost killed me.
00:01:09You're number one of Camp Wildwood.
00:01:11We don't kill the counselors.
00:01:13Here, let me show you to your cabin.
00:01:15Drew's pretty hot.
00:01:23Hot.
00:01:24I don't know who you're talking about.
00:01:26You can drop the act.
00:01:28Everyone knows you've been totally obsessed with Drew since we were at campus here like 10 years ago.
00:01:32Well, I've been in the friend zone permanently, so...
00:01:36Okay, here's what you need to do.
00:01:38Write you a love note and spray some perfume on it.
00:01:41That gets guys, like, super hot.
00:01:43And then go to the lake wearing this.
00:01:45Wow.
00:01:46Morgan, I thought you hated me.
00:01:47No way.
00:01:48I'm a girl's girl.
00:01:54This letter promising Drew my heart and my virginity is totally gonna win him over.
00:02:13Help! Help! Someone help!
00:02:43My bikini!
00:02:51Hey, Chloe, you look great.
00:02:52Whoa.
00:02:53Hey, nothing to see here. Get the hell out of here.
00:02:56Hi.
00:03:04You okay?
00:03:05I am now.
00:03:07Thanks.
00:03:08Thanks?
00:03:09That's all I get?
00:03:11What more do you want?
00:03:12I want a little more appreciation for saving your life.
00:03:16Asher saved me while everyone else left me to drown.
00:03:20I'm sorry.
00:03:21Let me try again.
00:03:24I'm Asher.
00:03:29Chloe.
00:03:31Chloe.
00:03:33Chloe the counselor.
00:03:35It's got a nice ring to it.
00:03:37I'll make sure to come and find you if I ever need to pitch a tent.
00:03:43Is that supposed to be a pickup line?
00:03:45Didn't work.
00:03:50What are you doing talking to my boyfriend?
00:03:55Asher's your boyfriend?
00:03:57Ex-boyfriend.
00:03:58Oh, come on.
00:03:59It's only a matter of time before you come crawling back.
00:04:01I'd rather crawl into an incinerator.
00:04:04Yeah.
00:04:05I think I should go.
00:04:06Hey, hold on.
00:04:07Don't let Morgan intimidate you.
00:04:09She's just jealous.
00:04:11Come on.
00:04:12There's no way.
00:04:13You're seriously interested in her.
00:04:15Thanks for saving me, Asher.
00:04:20Especially with those big, strong arms.
00:04:25Anytime.
00:04:27Seriously.
00:04:28Oh, this is going to be good.
00:04:59So do you know, like, every single kid here?
00:05:02Pretty much.
00:05:04I mean, that's Lara.
00:05:05She's a total airhead, but she's harmless.
00:05:09And that's Dalton, Mr. Creepy Worm Boy.
00:05:14And you know those two.
00:05:17But, yeah.
00:05:19We've all been coming to Wildwood forever.
00:05:21We know all the traditions from the annual hike to the end of summer talent show.
00:05:31Who's that?
00:05:33That is my dad.
00:05:37Scott.
00:05:39He's the camp director.
00:05:41You know, Chloe, you didn't tell me that your dad was the director of the camp.
00:05:45Well, it's embarrassing.
00:05:47Being the camp director at Zogger means everyone keeps their distance.
00:05:51So you don't want me to keep my distance from you?
00:05:55You like me.
00:06:00Well, maybe I like you enough to let you keep your arm around me.
00:06:04Do you like me enough to let me walk you home from the bonfire tonight?
00:06:08Like a date?
00:06:10I mean, your dad can't come.
00:06:15Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby!
00:06:18Who's that?
00:06:19That's Zeke the Freak.
00:06:22He's been a counselor here for like 15 years.
00:06:25Well, welcome back to another summer at Camp Wildwood.
00:06:29Now make it a special one.
00:06:31Because at the end of this summer, this camp's closing for good.
00:06:35Now, I'm the new interim director and I've got my eyes on all of you.
00:06:44Especially the ladies.
00:06:47Hey!
00:06:49Where's my dad?
00:06:50Well, after the vandalism from last night, he went to the bank and asked them to extend the mortgage payments on the camp.
00:06:57Oh yeah, they put the whole thing into foreclosure.
00:06:59But don't you worry, I'm gonna take good care of you, okay?
00:07:01Keep your hands off of her.
00:07:05Oh, I think Chloe likes all the attention, don't you, Chloe?
00:07:10Chloe doesn't want any attention from you.
00:07:12Well, I've got all my eyes on you. Especially you.
00:07:22I have my own announcement to make.
00:07:30I have in my hands a letter to Drew Ellis from Chloe Summers.
00:07:39I have in my hands a letter to Drew Ellis from Chloe Summers.
00:07:48Dear Drew, I've liked you ever since I met you.
00:07:51I've watched you grow from a boy to a man.
00:07:55And now I want you to help me become a woman.
00:07:58That's why I want you to take my virginity this summer.
00:08:01Along with my heart.
00:08:03It's yours for the taking.
00:08:05Love, Chloe.
00:08:10Okay, I knew you were a bitch, but this is an all-time low.
00:08:14I'm sorry, Chloe. I just thought Drew deserved to know he had a stalker.
00:08:18Yeah, don't hide your feelings.
00:08:19I'll take your virginity if you beg me to.
00:08:21Just get out of here.
00:08:27just get out of here what do you want Drew to come out here and help you is that it don't be a dick
00:08:50well don't act like you don't like him I mean you did just promise him your virginity in front of
00:08:55everybody at camp that letter was supposed to be private not the most embarrassing moment of my
00:09:06entire life well you definitely got your point across I've liked Drew since we were kids I thought
00:09:15that this summer we could stop being friends and be I don't know more well you should go and be with
00:09:24Drew then do you have a problem with that yeah maybe I do
00:09:32Drew's not right for you Chloe and what you're so much better you nearly killed me you're Morgan's
00:09:46ex yeah well you deserve to be with someone who knows how special you are
00:09:49someone like you yeah someone like me
00:09:58Chloe I just don't want you to get your heart broken
00:10:03so I should avoid boys like you you know Chloe the only one around you who's breaking hearts
00:10:09is you
00:10:10you slut get your hands off my boyfriend before I shut this camp down right now oh shut up Morgan you
00:10:21can't even do that yes I can my dad's bank for clothes on this camp
00:10:27your dad owns the bank after your sad daddy couldn't make the mortgage payments my dad's
00:10:41bank decided to foreclose on the whole thing and you decided to keep this a secret until now face it
00:10:46I've always had bigger tits a bigger brain and a bigger bank account that's why you're so jealous of
00:10:54me jealous of you only miserable people care about making other people miserable
00:11:04nope your face makes me miserable
00:11:09if I see you hanging around my boyfriend again I'll throw your scrawny little ass to the curb
00:11:18get out of here Morgan I'm taking Chloe to the bonfire let's go
00:11:23I've just started to make your summer a living hell Chloe Summers
00:11:28you know if you want help losing your virginity I can teach you how to suck a dick
00:11:43oh I'm good but thanks Laura the V card is not to be taken lightly I lost mine to Drew last year and he was a total asshole afterwards
00:11:55you had sex with Drew yeah Drew collects virgins like trading cards
00:12:02ladies you got plenty of time to talk about me later when you get down to business
00:12:06for decades Camp Wildwood has sniffed out his top counselor through blood
00:12:12jizz and tears this year the top counselor will be decided by
00:12:17the Illumination Day the rules are as follows each one of you are assigned a
00:12:24hey hey hey hey you okay
00:12:27I'm hot he's acting a baby she barely even fell
00:12:30okay hey this could lead to third degree burns
00:12:32here come here hold on
00:12:34oh my god
00:12:35Morgan really has a death wish for you huh
00:12:49she's bullied me every year of camp since we were kids
00:12:51you know there are a million other camps out here Chloe
00:12:54why do you have to always come back to this one
00:12:56Camp Wildwood is everything to me
00:12:59and it's my family's legacy which is why I need to figure out a way to save it from foreclosure
00:13:06my dad had this car
00:13:08you know he told me how to drive in it
00:13:10listen to music we'd hang out in it
00:13:13I felt like that car
00:13:16that was my childhood
00:13:19this could get really bad if I don't take care of it
00:13:24let me manage it up for you
00:13:31you're pretty good at this
00:13:34thanks
00:13:35my dad taught me
00:13:37he was an Eagle Scout
00:13:39were you an Eagle Scout?
00:13:42I wanted to be but
00:13:44I thought I was too cool
00:13:46I've never been too cool for anything in my whole life
00:13:49but that's the thing Chloe
00:13:52I mean you seem like the kind of girl who knows exactly what she wants and she goes and gets it
00:13:57so why haven't you been with anybody else?
00:14:00I mean we're not allowed to hook up with other counselors
00:14:04and I guess I've followed the rules my whole life
00:14:10well maybe it's time we broke the rules
00:14:15did I do something wrong?
00:14:26no no you didn't do anything
00:14:29um
00:14:32I'm probably gonna regret this but
00:14:35what happened between you and Morgan?
00:14:38how much you wanna know
00:14:40I met Morgan at a house party in Camden
00:14:45she told me this big old sob story about how she
00:14:48grew up on the wrong side of the tracks
00:14:50and how she had this horrible life
00:14:53but turns out her dad was some hot shot banker
00:14:57and she grew up in a mansion
00:14:59and oh yeah she cheated on me like a thousand times
00:15:03do you still have feelings for her?
00:15:07Chloe there are a million Morgans out there
00:15:11and I know the story with every single one of them
00:15:14that's not what I want
00:15:18Chloe there is something about you
00:15:22Chloe there is something so special about you
00:15:29something different
00:15:32something golden
00:15:36something golden
00:15:38there's something different about you too
00:15:40I can't put my finger on it but
00:15:44I feel it deep in the bottom of my stomach
00:15:48it's
00:15:58morning
00:15:59I should go
00:16:00no
00:16:03I can't let you leave yet
00:16:11I can't do this
00:16:18are you fucking Asher's stepbrother?
00:16:29are you fucking Asher's stepbrother?
00:16:35like what you see?
00:16:36oh no
00:16:37you read my love letter to Drew
00:16:39and now you're fucking him?
00:16:41after you threw yourself over Asher
00:16:42I thought I'd show you I could have any guy I want
00:16:44oh I get it
00:16:48you're just jealous of me
00:16:50I would never be jealous of her
00:16:52really?
00:16:53you sound a little jealous
00:16:54aww
00:16:56look Chloe
00:16:57let me book this out for you
00:16:58guys don't put girls in the friend zone
00:17:00I wanted to fuck you
00:17:02I would have
00:17:04were you fucking Morgan?
00:17:08were you fucking Morgan?
00:17:11were you fucking Morgan?
00:17:13Asher I was thinking about you the whole time
00:17:15I don't give a fuck
00:17:17Drew
00:17:18you can have her
00:17:19what so you got like a thing for the virgin now?
00:17:21you have to pry her legs open with a crowbar
00:17:26I'm gonna show you what you're missing
00:17:35enjoy kissing bro
00:17:36that's all the two of you
00:17:38are gonna be doing
00:17:44don't say that about Chloe
00:17:46and what are you gonna do about it?
00:17:55apologize to Chloe before I make you apologize
00:17:58get the fuck off them
00:18:01Chloe get out of here
00:18:02get out of here
00:18:03I don't want you to see this
00:18:04this is all your fault
00:18:06guys stop
00:18:11he's not worth it
00:18:12just let him go
00:18:14counselors
00:18:15do I hear you out there?
00:18:16shit
00:18:21you're not going
00:18:22anywhere
00:18:26caught ya
00:18:27Zeke why are you camp director this year?
00:18:29no one likes you
00:18:30that's exactly why I'm camp director
00:18:32they have to like me
00:18:33and now with your daddy gone
00:18:34and now with your daddy gone
00:18:35I'm the big man
00:18:37say I'm the big man
00:18:39you're the big man
00:18:43scatter counselor
00:18:44so
00:18:51so you got a thing for the virgin now?
00:18:52fuck you
00:18:54you know Chloe deserves someone better than a dick like you
00:18:58she's been obsessed with me since we were kids
00:19:00well she's not a kid anymore
00:19:02and she doesn't fucking want you
00:19:04I can get her pennies off and have her moaning my name by the end of the summer
00:19:09yeah right
00:19:11let's make her bed
00:19:19I'm not gonna warn you again
00:19:21keep your hands off of my Asher
00:19:22it's bad enough you took camp wildwood for me
00:19:25you can't have Asher too
00:19:27fine you want your camp back so badly
00:19:29win the elimination game
00:19:31the camp is yours
00:19:32you'd give the camp back to my family if I win the game
00:19:35yep but if I win
00:19:37you have to ditch Asher and convince him to be with me
00:19:40you're insane
00:19:42I'm serious
00:19:44do we have a deal or not?
00:19:46winning the elimination game could save the camp and my dad after all
00:19:50but it means that I would have to go against Asher and eliminate him
00:19:54whoever takes Chloe's virginity
00:19:56by the end of the summer
00:19:58keeps your dad's car
00:20:00unless you're too much of a pussy to agree to it
00:20:03she'd never go for you
00:20:05what do you say?
00:20:10deal
00:20:14ah
00:20:16I love fresh meat
00:20:17hey
00:20:19hey Chloe
00:20:20I'm gonna pair you up with uh
00:20:22Asher get over here
00:20:23I need you to keep an eye on him
00:20:24with a background like his alright?
00:20:26a background like mine
00:20:28oh you didn't tell her?
00:20:30oh
00:20:31Asher's a total fuck up
00:20:33yeah
00:20:34yeah he got in trouble with the county and the state
00:20:36Asher is that true?
00:20:38yeah it's true
00:20:39you didn't know?
00:20:40Zeke's right
00:20:41I'm a total fuck up
00:20:43I don't think Asher's a fuck up at all
00:20:46you don't have to lie Chloe
00:20:47you saved me before you even knew me remember?
00:20:50that's not a fuck up
00:20:52oh ho ho shows over lovebirds
00:20:55and you two can take
00:20:58Nina the Nightmare
00:21:00he's not Nina
00:21:01who's Nina?
00:21:02Nina is the worst camper that we've ever had at Wildwood
00:21:05yeah she's Morgan's little sister and thinks she's above the law
00:21:09did someone say my name?
00:21:14campers
00:21:16see the circle in the center
00:21:18that is your target
00:21:20don't even think about going after Asher
00:21:22he's mine
00:21:24you're like twelve
00:21:26grab your bows and your arrows
00:21:28and fire
00:21:31one hand
00:21:32hold it up
00:21:39pull back
00:21:41how does that feel?
00:21:43great
00:21:45alright
00:21:47three
00:21:48two
00:21:49one
00:21:50shoot
00:21:51I knew you had Linya
00:21:53I'll show that wrecked bitch what happens when you mess with my man
00:21:56it really hurts!
00:21:57it hurts!
00:21:58it hurts!
00:21:59hey I heard someone screaming
00:22:01oh wow
00:22:03trouble seems to follow you wherever you go huh convict
00:22:06give me one reason why I shouldn't fire you
00:22:08it was her fault
00:22:10she distracted Asher from taking care of me
00:22:12are you serious?
00:22:13Nina did this herself
00:22:15promise I won't tell anyone
00:22:17if Asher takes me to the infirmary
00:22:18are you serious?
00:22:19Nina did this herself
00:22:21promise I won't tell anyone
00:22:23if Asher takes me to the infirmary
00:22:33counselor you're in deep shit now
00:22:39when I was a counselor your dad made me collect worms with Dalton
00:22:43now I can return the flavor
00:22:46don't worry
00:22:48I know deep down
00:22:50you're a dirty little girl
00:22:52make sure
00:22:54you collect 50 worms before you come back to camp
00:22:57alright?
00:23:01okay
00:23:03I think there's about 50 worms in here
00:23:05start over
00:23:07are you serious?
00:23:08we've been out here for hours
00:23:09why can't you just let me go?
00:23:11I guess I could
00:23:14for a kid
00:23:16come on Chloe you know I've always liked you
00:23:19fuck off though
00:23:23need some help?
00:23:35thanks for the
00:23:37warm
00:23:39no problem
00:23:41trust me I know what it feels like to
00:23:43get in trouble for something you can do
00:23:47you know I thought it smelled like shit
00:23:49but it's just Chloe
00:23:58you okay?
00:23:59get your hands off my man you wrecked little bitch
00:24:01Morgan!
00:24:02you cannot talk to Chloe like that
00:24:03if Chloe has a problem with the way I speak to her
00:24:05the way I speak to her she can tell me herself
00:24:10fine
00:24:11then I'll say it
00:24:12you can't talk to me like that Morgan
00:24:15what are you gonna do?
00:24:17kick my ass?
00:24:19exactly
00:24:20come on
00:24:22you crazy bitch
00:24:24you crazy bitch
00:24:25holy shit
00:24:27fucking kick your ass Chloe
00:24:28come on
00:24:31come on
00:24:32get up Chloe
00:24:33get her
00:24:37you fucking bitch
00:24:41I'm sick of letting you win Morgan
00:24:44come on you got her Chloe
00:24:45come on
00:24:46come on
00:24:48what's that smell?
00:24:50it's you
00:24:57holy shit
00:24:59chloe
00:25:01wow
00:25:02are you okay?
00:25:03yeah
00:25:04I...
00:25:05I don't really know what came over me
00:25:07um...
00:25:08should probably hit the showers
00:25:09alright
00:25:10okay
00:25:29what are you doing?
00:25:30you dropped this
00:25:34Asher
00:25:36you weren't supposed to see that
00:25:38you're using me
00:25:40you're trying to get closer to me
00:25:41so that you can win the elimination game
00:25:43no that's not
00:25:44you know I knew
00:25:46that a girl like you would never be interested in a guy like me
00:25:50you're just like everybody else
00:25:53I'm not Morgan
00:25:54okay I don't use people
00:25:55yeah well I liked you
00:25:57I really liked you
00:25:58and I thought you liked me too
00:26:05I do like you
00:26:11I knew it
00:26:13Asher
00:26:15I can't be involved with someone like you
00:26:18because I'm a criminal?
00:26:19because you're Morgan's ex
00:26:20and she's looking for any reason to take the camp away from me
00:26:24but if I win the elimination game
00:26:27I get the camp back
00:26:29look
00:26:31you can't win the elimination game without me
00:26:34so let's do it together
00:26:36you and me
00:26:38summer of a lifetime
00:26:39summer of a lifetime
00:26:43you and me
00:26:45summer of a lifetime
00:26:49what's in it for me?
00:26:51at the end of the summer I'll let you eliminate me
00:26:54but I want something in return
00:26:57what do you want?
00:26:58my virginity?
00:26:59I'm not like that Chloe
00:27:05I need you to help me eliminate Dalton
00:27:09can you handle that?
00:27:11unfortunately, yeah
00:27:13Dalton's the only guy that's liked me in the 12 years I've been going to Wildwood
00:27:17look, all you gotta do is find Dalton
00:27:20tell him to meet you in the laundry room
00:27:22all his blood will go right to his dick
00:27:24he won't be able to sink straight
00:27:26and I'll eliminate him
00:27:28okay?
00:27:30okay
00:27:32oh, hello Chloe
00:27:35would you like to see my worms?
00:27:37I want you to take my virginity
00:27:39oh, hello Chloe
00:27:41would you like to see my worms?
00:27:43I want you to take my virginity
00:27:45I want you to take my virginity
00:27:49I want you to take my virginity
00:27:52you always said you would never touch me, what changed?
00:27:57I just
00:27:59can't hide my feelings for you anymore
00:28:02don't worry baby
00:28:04I'll be gentle
00:28:08just
00:28:10meet me in the laundry room
00:28:12are you sure this is going to work?
00:28:15I don't want Dalton's muddy hands all over me
00:28:18it's okay
00:28:19all you gotta do
00:28:21offer him the piece of gum
00:28:23once he goes forward, I'll snap the picture
00:28:25and he'll be eliminated
00:28:27alright?
00:28:28if you get in any trouble, remember
00:28:30the code word is
00:28:32minty fresh
00:28:33let's do it
00:28:42before we start, why don't you
00:28:45take this piece of gum
00:28:46so your breath can be
00:28:48minty fresh
00:28:58just take the gum and be minty fresh
00:28:59let me be minty fresh
00:29:00okay, stop shouting, I'll eat the gum
00:29:02Asher, minty fresh
00:29:06this was a setup
00:29:07challenger eliminated
00:29:08fuck you Chloe
00:29:09I didn't want your virginity anyways
00:29:18the door's stuck
00:29:20it's not working
00:29:22hey, you're doing it wrong
00:29:23I'm doing it wrong
00:29:33don't be scared
00:29:35it's just you and me in here
00:29:36it's just you and me in here
00:29:53just keep it
00:29:54just keep it
00:30:12your turn
00:30:13take your dress off
00:30:16so I can touch you too
00:30:19why would you want that?
00:30:23because you're so soft
00:30:31I'm going to touch him everywhere
00:30:53oh Chloe are you in there
00:31:15hey get the fuck off of her
00:31:17what have you done to her
00:31:19I didn't do anything to her
00:31:20we just got stuck in this room
00:31:22what to whip out your dick and assault her
00:31:24I did not assault her
00:31:26Chloe wanted this
00:31:27right
00:31:28Asher didn't assault me
00:31:34but you would actually want to be with a guy like this
00:31:37sure as hell beats being with a guy like you
00:31:39oh a guy like me
00:31:40yeah
00:31:40a fucking creep
00:31:42fraternization between counselors is strictly
00:31:46prohibited
00:31:47I should kick the both of you out
00:31:49and make you do a shirtless walk of shame
00:31:52if you kick us out then Morgan wins the game and I lose the camp
00:31:55please
00:31:56please see can you just let us off this one time
00:31:59I will do anything you want
00:32:03are you still a virgin
00:32:04are you still a virgin?
00:32:11because I heard around the camp that you still had your fee card
00:32:16that's none of your fucking business
00:32:19I wasn't asking you
00:32:20now
00:32:21I'll let you spend the rest of the summer as a counselor
00:32:26if
00:32:28you just
00:32:30give me your virginity
00:32:31if you want to go fuck someone
00:32:38go fuck yourself
00:32:40hoo hoo
00:32:40you're lively
00:32:42I'm gonna have
00:32:43a lot of fun with you
00:32:45now daddy
00:32:47isn't here to protect you little girl
00:32:48this camp is mine now
00:32:50so you can either give me your virginity
00:32:53or you can get out
00:32:54you're a perv
00:32:57I'm doing you a favor
00:32:59everyone in camp knows that you're desperate for dick
00:33:02don't you ever talk to her like that again
00:33:06I don't think you're in any position to bargain counselor
00:33:11virgin pussy
00:33:15it's the sweetest pussy
00:33:17I've been waiting to take your fee card for a long time
00:33:21well she's been waiting for somebody else
00:33:24bullshit
00:33:26you're not waiting for anyone are you Chloe?
00:33:32yeah
00:33:33there is someone else
00:33:35and is he waiting for you too?
00:33:37yes he is
00:33:38well then he can keep waiting
00:33:40alright
00:33:42then we're settled
00:33:44I'll forget what I saw here today
00:33:46and at the end of summer
00:33:48I get to take your virginity
00:33:51hmm
00:33:52oh my god
00:33:59why is every guy at this camp obsessed with my virginity?
00:34:04at least I have you
00:34:06if Chloe knew that I made a bet to take her virginity she'd hate me
00:34:10but I can't protect her from Zeke until the end of the summer
00:34:13you do have me
00:34:17councilors
00:34:24we have officially crushed the first day of camp
00:34:26woo
00:34:27now it's time for the first round of the elimination game
00:34:31has there been an elimination?
00:34:35yes
00:34:36Dalton
00:34:39woo
00:34:39the cup
00:34:42of shame
00:34:43what's a shame?
00:34:45I jizzed into it earlier
00:34:46councilors get over here
00:34:48I'll chug
00:34:53give it up for Dalton
00:34:55let's go
00:34:57chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
00:35:01woo!
00:35:09well you guys know I couldn't have done it without the help of Chloe
00:35:13oh
00:35:14maybe you can help her lose her virginity too
00:35:17I think we all know who Chloe wants
00:35:21and it's not you dude
00:35:22you know I think Chloe likes me just as much as I like her
00:35:25oh
00:35:27very funny everyone laugh at the virgin
00:35:31everyone gets wild at wildwood
00:35:33yeah everyone gets wild except me
00:35:36well why don't we change that?
00:35:48now that was wild
00:35:50ew
00:35:52ew
00:35:53dude
00:35:54don't molest Chloe in front of everyone at the fire
00:35:55I can handle myself Drew
00:35:57no
00:35:58you can't
00:35:59you know I don't think you guys know Chloe half as well as you think you do
00:36:01Chloe
00:36:03show them you're not the girl that they think you are
00:36:07I think you are
00:36:13damn
00:36:18Asher
00:36:20come on you must be just trying to make me jealous
00:36:22Morgan I don't think about you ever
00:36:24I kissed Chloe because I wanted to
00:36:26you think that bitch is so hot
00:36:28maybe I should cool her down
00:36:30what the heck is wrong with you Morgan?
00:36:35I'm just showing everyone that you can't fuck with Morgan McDonald's
00:36:39lesson learned
00:36:45you bitch
00:36:47takes one to know one
00:36:48you know what? fuck this
00:37:01I'm not letting you take my man
00:37:05I'm not letting you take my man
00:37:08get over it Morgan
00:37:09Asher likes me
00:37:10hook up with Asher again
00:37:12and I'll call my dad and tell him to shut down Camp Wildwood for good
00:37:16understood counselor?
00:37:19we made a bet
00:37:20if I win the elimination game
00:37:22you sign the camp back over to me
00:37:26you haven't won yet
00:37:30you and Asher broke up over a year ago
00:37:32and aren't you fucking his step brother now?
00:37:35I only fucked Drew to make Asher jealous
00:37:38and he's only going after you to make me jealous
00:37:40Morgan, leave her alone
00:37:49remember what I said Chloe
00:37:55hey, you okay?
00:37:57look
00:37:59go be with Morgan
00:38:01okay?
00:38:02she's better for you than I am
00:38:03I don't want to be with Morgan
00:38:05I want to be with you
00:38:09I want to be with you
00:38:13I want you Chloe
00:38:15no
00:38:16you don't
00:38:18everybody's right
00:38:19I'm just some
00:38:20inexperienced idiot
00:38:23I don't care about the number of people you've been with
00:38:25I care about you
00:38:27I care about you
00:38:33he feels so good
00:38:35but Morgan threatened to sell my family's camp if I hooked up with Asher
00:38:40I'll take things slow
00:38:44I'll be gentle
00:38:49I'll be gentle
00:38:51I'll be anything you want me to be Chloe
00:38:55I'm all yours
00:38:58I can't do this
00:39:00okay?
00:39:01whenever we started
00:39:03it's over
00:39:06it's over
00:39:08Chloe
00:39:09Chloe
00:39:10you don't mean that
00:39:12I'm sorry
00:39:13I can't be with you
00:39:14not even for the summer
00:39:15why?
00:39:16what do you think I'm trouble like everybody else?
00:39:18I don't believe it
00:39:20Asher doesn't care about my past
00:39:21and I don't care about his
00:39:23maybe if he knew the truth he'd understand
00:39:28look
00:39:29Morgan threatened to take the camp away if she caught us together
00:39:32she has some crazy idea that I'm stopping you from being with her
00:39:37that fucking bitch
00:39:39yeah but if I win the elimination game I get the camp back
00:39:41then let me help you win
00:39:44but before you decide to dump me forever
00:39:47help me with this next elimination
00:39:50Drew's your next target?
00:39:55yeah and if I'm gonna eliminate him
00:39:57I'm gonna need your help
00:39:58Drew and I have been friends since we were kids
00:39:59it feels wrong to turn on him like this
00:40:01Drew hasn't cared about being your friend this entire summer
00:40:04he didn't care about you when you were drowning
00:40:06he didn't care about you when he was fucking Morgan
00:40:09and he doesn't care about you now
00:40:11let's do it
00:40:12let's do it
00:40:26are these my panties?
00:40:41are these my panties?
00:40:46they're the panties of our resident virgin
00:40:51well this is hilarious
00:40:53Chloe if you want me to see your panties you could just put them in my backpack
00:40:55I knew you were a freaky bitch
00:41:01look Morgan we know you did this
00:41:03give her her clothes back
00:41:05come on
00:41:07for only no our virgin Chloe planted these up here herself
00:41:10oh my gosh guys maybe she's so desperate to get dicked down
00:41:13she hung up her panties for all of camp wildwood to see
00:41:17you're gonna have to try harder than that
00:41:27okay hand him over
00:41:29oh god guys the virgin wants her panties back
00:41:33strip
00:41:37strip
00:41:38or I'll make you strip
00:41:40you can't make me do anything
00:41:45yes I can
00:41:51what is your problem?
00:41:53haven't you tortured her enough?
00:41:59okie dokie counselor are we ready?
00:42:02Chloe
00:42:03dad?
00:42:05I spend the entire summer trying to save this camp
00:42:08and I come home to my daughter playing some kind of sex game?
00:42:11sir it's not what it looks like okay?
00:42:13no I know about you
00:42:15you're Drew's jailbird brother aren't you?
00:42:17you made my daughter do this
00:42:19oh yeah Asher's been a bad influence all summer
00:42:22Chloe please tell your dad the truth
00:42:28Asher didn't do anything
00:42:30he's the only one to help me when everyone else was making fun of me
00:42:32who did this?
00:42:35counselors
00:42:37you all need a lesson in responsibility
00:42:42so Zeke will be leading the overnight to the top of Mount Greyborn
00:42:46our little bet
00:42:53ends tonight
00:42:55the summit to Greyborn is the last trip of the summer
00:42:59everyone fucks
00:43:01I have my eyes
00:43:03on the virgin
00:43:04are you sure you're gonna be able to take care of the counselors by themselves while I meet with the bank?
00:43:16I'll handle them just fine
00:43:18keep a close eye on Chloe for me
00:43:20I certainly will
00:43:26everyone pick your spots
00:43:28it's time to separate the men from the pussies
00:43:35I'm sleeping next to you tonight Chloe
00:43:38so am I
00:43:43tell my scumbag brother to leave
00:43:45there's enough room in this space for two people
00:43:47yeah and it's gonna be me and Chloe
00:43:48so why don't you fuck off?
00:43:50she wants to sleep with her oldest friend
00:43:52not some weird loner
00:43:54you've been a dick to me all summer Drew
00:43:56why are you trying to be nice now?
00:43:58because I stopped seeing you as a girl
00:44:01and started seeing you as a woman
00:44:02I've had a crush on Drew for years
00:44:05does he actually like me back?
00:44:07well here's a wild idea
00:44:09why don't we let Chloe decide who stays and who goes
00:44:15get your bag and leave Drew
00:44:17Asher's staying here
00:44:22move out jerk off
00:44:24hey be for real you're like obsessed with me
00:44:28I was obsessed with you
00:44:31you're gonna have to try a little harder if you want to win me back
00:44:34guys bonfire's starting
00:44:43if you wanna be a virgin by the end of tonight
00:44:45I'll make sure of it
00:44:46I have an idea
00:44:53let's play a game of truth or dare
00:44:56Drew you go first
00:44:58truth
00:44:59I'm an open book
00:45:01who's the hottest girl at Camp Wildwood?
00:45:04oh easy
00:45:06Chloe
00:45:07I thought you said it was me
00:45:09yeah and you suck my dick so mission accomplished
00:45:11Chloe your turn
00:45:12truth or dare
00:45:13truth
00:45:14you tell me in your letter that you've had a crush on me since we were kids
00:45:17do you still like me?
00:45:19Drew was the first guy I ever liked
00:45:22can you really turn off feelings so easily?
00:45:29uh...
00:45:31I don't know
00:45:33you don't know?
00:45:35at the beginning of camp
00:45:37Chloe wrote a letter confessing your love for me
00:45:39it's time for me to confess my feelings
00:45:48I want everyone to know how much you mean to me
00:45:50fuck off dude
00:45:52Chloe does not want to hear your letter
00:45:55Chloe knows what she wants
00:45:57and she can tell us
00:45:59I want everyone to know how I feel about you
00:46:00well my letter was read in front of everyone so
00:46:11now it's your turn
00:46:18dear Chloe
00:46:20ever since we were kids
00:46:22I always knew that you were something special
00:46:24for years I was afraid to admit my feelings because
00:46:26I didn't want to ruin our friendship
00:46:27but now I realize that you'll always be more than a friend to me
00:46:37do not listen to this bullshit, alright?
00:46:39Chloe, he does not like you
00:46:41didn't realize it was so crazy for someone to like me
00:46:45I'm not saying that
00:46:47Chloe, I'll...
00:46:48you know what? I'm done with both of you
00:46:49what are you doing here?
00:47:03what are you doing here?
00:47:05aren't you excited to see me, Chloe?
00:47:07you're drunk
00:47:09you've wanted me
00:47:11for as long as I can ever
00:47:13and now you're happy
00:47:15let's make your wildest dreams come true
00:47:17let's make your wildest dreams come true
00:47:20you make me sick
00:47:22stop acting like you don't want me
00:47:28get out of here, Drew
00:47:30she said no
00:47:32get out of here, Drew
00:47:34she said no
00:47:36you really think a girl like Chloe wants a dirtbag like you?
00:47:39this guy's a fucking loser, Chloe
00:47:41almost flunked out of school
00:47:42got arrested for Grand Theft Auto
00:47:43and almost ended up in jail
00:47:44is that true?
00:47:47yeah, it's true
00:47:49it's the only reason I'm not kicking your fucking ass right now
00:47:52your dad pressed charges against me once
00:47:53and I know he'd do it again
00:47:55she doesn't want your explanation, bro
00:47:56she doesn't even want you at all
00:47:57isn't that right, Chloe?
00:47:59no, it's not
00:48:01Chloe, show them
00:48:03show them that you care about me as much as I care about you
00:48:08it was never a choice
00:48:10I've always wanted you
00:48:11I've always wanted you
00:48:17fuck you, dude
00:48:19hold on, Drew
00:48:25challenger eliminated
00:48:27you've been eliminated
00:48:30you've been eliminated
00:48:32fuck both of you
00:48:33another elimination down
00:48:40you know what?
00:48:42let's forget about the elimination game for now
00:48:45I want to show you something
00:48:47what do you want to show me?
00:48:49the stars
00:48:55wow, I have been stargazing since I was a little kid
00:48:59it's the best part about camp
00:49:01gotta be a kid forever
00:49:05you know you gotta grow up at some point
00:49:07right, Chloe?
00:49:12Asher
00:49:15are you really a convict?
00:49:17yeah, I am
00:49:18but I can explain
00:49:20but I can explain
00:49:24but I can explain
00:49:28so the rumors are true?
00:49:30look, when my dad died
00:49:33he gave me his car
00:49:35and I know that doesn't sound like much but
00:49:38that car meant everything to him
00:49:40I mean it was the car he taught me how to drive in
00:49:43I love that car
00:49:45but then my mom goes and gets married to Drew's dad
00:49:49and Drew decides that the car should be his
00:49:52what an entitled asshole
00:49:55so Drew goes and takes my car
00:49:58and I take it back
00:50:01and they call the police
00:50:04they say it's grand theft auto
00:50:06and I spend the night in jail
00:50:08so yeah, if you want to call me a convict you can
00:50:12everybody else already does
00:50:16I don't think you're a convict
00:50:19what do you think I am?
00:50:26you're sensitive
00:50:28and you're smart
00:50:30and you are too stubborn for your own good
00:50:33you're the only person that's had my back this entire summer
00:50:38I don't care about who you were
00:50:44I only care about who you are now
00:50:47I want all of you Chloe Summers
00:51:06I want all of you Chloe Summers
00:51:08you mean
00:51:18sex?
00:51:20I'm ready
00:51:22if you are
00:51:24I'm ready
00:51:26I'm ready
00:51:42I...
00:51:44I never thought this would happen this way
00:51:46best things in life are usually surprises
00:51:48I is
00:52:06I am ready
00:52:08I am ready
00:52:11I am ready
00:52:13I am ready
00:52:14Here comes a day
00:52:43Here comes a day
00:53:13Maybe you are a bad influence on me
00:53:20Hey, there's nothing wrong with sex
00:53:22It's natural
00:53:24It's the call of the wild
00:53:26Maybe we should head back to the campfire before everyone notices
00:53:34Yeah
00:53:35After one more kiss
00:53:39Looks like you won our bet, Asher
00:53:48What bet?
00:53:49Asher and I had a bet over his hot ride about who'd pop your cherry
00:53:55Looks like it came out on top
00:53:57Wait, you made a bet about my virginity?
00:54:03God, I knew there was no way Asher actually liked you
00:54:07Asher, can you please tell everyone that's not true?
00:54:12Chloe
00:54:13I can't lie to you
00:54:16Oh, come on, Ash
00:54:17You've been lying to her all summer, why stop now?
00:54:20Chloe
00:54:21I can explain everything
00:54:24You better have a damn good explanation
00:54:28Chloe, I made that bet before I knew you
00:54:30I mean before I
00:54:32Before I really knew you
00:54:33I'm such a fucking idiot
00:54:43I can't believe I lost my virginity over some asshole's bet
00:54:46You promised me your virginity, Chloe
00:54:51Zeke
00:54:53I
00:54:54Don't like
00:54:55Broken promises
00:54:59What are you doing?
00:55:00You know how many summers I've been waiting for you, Chloe?
00:55:02I don't belong to you
00:55:04Yes, you do
00:55:05I'm the director
00:55:06You're my counselor
00:55:07You're mine
00:55:09Fuck you
00:55:10Fuck me
00:55:11That's exactly what you're going to do
00:55:12But don't worry
00:55:13I'll be quick
00:55:14Get off of me
00:55:25Get the fuck away from her
00:55:28Get the fuck away from her
00:55:30Don't let me fire you, counselor
00:55:32Like I give a fuck
00:55:39I'm going to rip your head off
00:55:44Come on
00:55:46Come on
00:55:47Get up
00:55:48Get up
00:55:53Holy hell
00:56:01Just leave him alone
00:56:02Asher, he's not worth the energy
00:56:04Counselor
00:56:10Counselor
00:56:11You're fired
00:56:12You need to leave the camp
00:56:14Immediately
00:56:15Immediately
00:56:20You're fired
00:56:21You can't fire him
00:56:23He assaulted the director
00:56:24You assaulted a counselor
00:56:25Try and prove it
00:56:27The rest of you
00:56:29Back to your tents
00:56:30Now
00:56:47Don't go
00:56:49I gotta go
00:56:52Chloe, I fucked up
00:56:53I'm sorry
00:56:58But I can't leave here without kissing you goodbye
00:57:07Hey!
00:57:08You can't do that
00:57:11You're not my fucking boss anymore
00:57:15Before I leave I gotta give you something
00:57:18It's Drew's elimination pick
00:57:19It's Drew's elimination pick
00:57:27Bye
00:57:28Aw
00:57:40Poor Chloe
00:57:41Her boy toy is gone
00:57:42Her virginity is gone
00:57:44And when I win the elimination game
00:57:46The camp will be gone
00:57:48I'm not gonna let you win
00:57:50Spoken like a true loser
00:57:52Spoken like a true loser.
00:57:55I'm gonna win the elimination game, and when I do, you better hold up your end of the deal.
00:58:09Chloe, I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:12Don't give up on me either.
00:58:14Meet me at the archery field as soon as you read this.
00:58:17With all my heart, Asher.
00:58:19What does Asher have to tell me?
00:58:22What does Asher have to tell you?
00:58:39You seem like you're waiting for somebody.
00:58:41It's none of your fucking business.
00:58:43Wow, Chloe.
00:58:44While the other girls were growing tits, you grew a backbone.
00:58:47You waiting for your boyfriend?
00:58:49He's not.
00:58:52Wait, how'd you know?
00:58:54Chloe, don't give up on me. I'm not gonna give up on you either.
00:58:57Wait, how did you...
00:58:59You know, in battle, the color white means defeat.
00:59:03It's also the color for a virgin.
00:59:04And a true loser.
00:59:05Challenger eliminated.
00:59:06And today you're both.
00:59:07Chloe Summers?
00:59:08You've been eliminated.
00:59:10You've been eliminated.
00:59:11You've been eliminated.
00:59:12Aw.
00:59:13Are you gonna cry?
00:59:14I don't get it, Morgan.
00:59:15Why me?
00:59:16I've never done anything to you.
00:59:17Because you walked around acting like you were too good to get the guy's attention.
00:59:18You acted like you were too innocent and precious to even notice it.
00:59:19I don't get it.
00:59:20I don't get it, Morgan.
00:59:21Why me?
00:59:22I've never done anything to you.
00:59:23Because you're not better than me.
00:59:24You've been eliminated.
00:59:25You've been eliminated.
00:59:26You've been eliminated.
00:59:30Aw.
00:59:32Are you gonna cry?
00:59:34I don't get it, Morgan.
00:59:36Why me?
00:59:37I've never done anything to you.
00:59:39Because you walked around acting like you were too good to get the guy's attention.
00:59:44You acted like you were too innocent and precious to even notice them drooling all over you.
00:59:49over you but you're not better than me and I just proved it oh my god Morgan
00:59:59tried to ruin my summer because she was jealous of me you should be jealous of
01:00:06me even after everything you put me through you couldn't break me I never
01:00:11said I was jealous of you you didn't have to
01:00:19I tried to save you Camp Wildwood I'm sorry I couldn't
01:00:36miss me miss me look at you you look like you seen a ghost
01:00:46Asher you are in enough trouble leave before you get caught look I couldn't
01:00:49leave you Chloe not after what happened do you mean the fight with Zeke the
01:00:55public firing or oh the fact that everyone at camp now knows I lost my
01:00:59virginity because you made a bet with Drew Chloe I am here to apologize for all
01:01:04of those things okay hey it's okay enjoy your car you know I'm not leaving until
01:01:12we figured this out if Zeke catches you he's gonna press charges you can't get in
01:01:16trouble again you know what Chloe if you want me to leave I'll leave but you know
01:01:20what Chloe I couldn't leave until I came in here and I told you that I that I love
01:01:26you
01:01:29you love me look I'm not a romance expert but I'm pretty sure when a man tells the
01:01:35woman that he loves that he loves them that they should respond a little
01:01:37differently well sorry I literally just found that you made a bet with my
01:01:41lifelong friend about who could fuck me oh okay so you're still mad about the
01:01:44bad hell yeah I'm so mad you could be mad Chloe but that doesn't mean I'm not so
01:01:52sorry I'm sorry it was never about the bad Chloe Chloe I have liked you since the
01:02:01moment that I saw you it was never about the bit but there was a bet I was just a
01:02:07stupid virgin no you're everything to me Chloe Chloe camp is all about making
01:02:16memories right and I want you in all my memories
01:02:22I love you but I need to know if you love me too
01:02:30no one's ever told me that they loved me before I've never told anyone that I
01:02:36loved them
01:02:42that's how I know I love you because I'm totally myself around you Chloe and you're
01:02:47totally yourself around me and nobody knows me like you do
01:02:53I love you I love you I love you too
01:03:00I knew it I love you so much Chloe nobody gets me like you
01:03:16okay said everything you needed to say you should probably go
01:03:25Chloe with you I want everything
01:03:43okay
01:03:50please
01:03:53okay
01:03:54can't okay not here
01:03:57everyone's at the campfire it's just you and me in here the first time we were together I was keeping a secret
01:04:06I was keeping a secret.
01:04:10I want to try again.
01:04:11No more secrets.
01:04:13No more bets.
01:04:16Just the two of us.
01:04:20Okay.
01:04:21Let's try again.
01:04:24Clean sleep.
01:04:36I miss the way you chase.
01:05:06You're so soft.
01:05:20I want to make it all up to you.
01:05:36I miss the way you chase.
01:06:06You miss me winning the elimination game tonight.
01:06:19Oh boo, go cry about it.
01:06:22And to think.
01:06:23I mean if I never vandalized the camp, none of this would have happened.
01:06:29That was you.
01:06:32You couldn't save your camp, Chloe.
01:06:35And tomorrow night at the talent show?
01:06:38Everyone will know it.
01:06:47Hey, it's okay.
01:06:53It's okay.
01:06:54I'm going to help you win.
01:06:55Okay, sure.
01:06:56Whatever.
01:06:56You've got to go.
01:06:57I'm sorry, sweetheart.
01:07:09What are you sorry about, Dad?
01:07:12The bank sold the camp this morning.
01:07:19This is all my fault.
01:07:20It's not your fault, sweetie.
01:07:23The bank found a new buyer just this morning.
01:07:25You must think I'm a failure.
01:07:27Morgan must have told her dad to sell the camp after she won the elimination game.
01:07:32I don't think you're a failure, Dad.
01:07:34I'm just happy we got to spend so many summers here together.
01:07:37Hey, at least our last night at Wildwood is the talent show.
01:07:47Let's have some fun.
01:07:51Hip, hip, hello to our Wildwood Grizzlies.
01:07:55We are so excited to have you all here for our end of summer talent show.
01:08:00Let's bring out our first act.
01:08:10What is Asher doing here?
01:08:14What is Asher doing here?
01:08:17Hey, Dalton, get this criminal off my stage.
01:08:20Hey, don't boss me around, shit for brains.
01:08:21Hey, you're not welcome here.
01:08:24I'm here to sing my song for Chloe.
01:08:27She's the only person I care about.
01:08:30Oh, my darling, oh, my darling, oh, my darling, summertime.
01:08:45I fell in love with Chloe Summers.
01:08:49Now I won't go until she's mine.
01:08:53Camp Wildwood, you got me good.
01:08:57Chloe, please be mine.
01:08:59I fell in love with Chloe Summers.
01:09:04And I won't go until she's mine.
01:09:09Everybody, pack your bags and get out.
01:09:25Someone bought Camp Wildwood.
01:09:27Yeah, I know.
01:09:30I bought it.
01:09:31I bought it.
01:09:36You bought the camp?
01:09:38Asher, how?
01:09:39I sold my dad's car.
01:09:42Why would you do that?
01:09:43Because my dad's gone, Chloe.
01:09:45I love him, but I can't make any new memories with him.
01:09:50Camp Wildwood is here, and there are so many more memories that I want to make with you.
01:09:54You can't do this.
01:09:57I'm still the director.
01:09:59I'm calling my dad.
01:10:01Zeke, you're fired.
01:10:04And, Morgan, you did win the elimination game, but you are banned from Camp Wildwood for the rest of your life.
01:10:08Yeah, and don't let the door hit your asses on the way out.
01:10:17Asher, I can't believe you did this for my family.
01:10:21There's one thing I need in return.
01:10:22I know that camp relationships are only supposed to last the summer.
01:10:29But, Chloe, I want to break the rules.
01:10:35Chloe, I want to do everything with you.
01:10:38I want to watch the leaves change in autumn.
01:10:41I want to get cozy in the winter with you.
01:10:43I want to feel the spring breeze on our faces.
01:10:48I want you all year round, Chloe.
01:10:50Chloe.
01:10:52I love you, and I know you love me, too.
01:10:55That's why we should do this for real.
01:10:57Chloe, I want to spend all of my summers with you.
01:11:05I'm all in.
01:11:18Need a ride?
01:11:20I can't believe you got your car back.
01:11:22It's pretty easy, considering how well the camp's doing.
01:11:34You coming to the bonfire tonight?
01:11:36Eh, leave it for the counselors.
01:11:38I'm camp director now.
01:11:39I've got to make sure things don't get too wild.
01:11:41And I've got to make sure I'm not a bad influence on you.
01:11:51Oh, my dog.
01:11:52I'm so mad.
01:11:52I'm going to go.
01:11:53I'm going to go.
01:11:53I'm going to go.
01:11:54I'm going to go.
01:11:54I'm going to go.
01:11:55Oh, my dog.