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00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:23Please pick up.
00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:38He'll be there soon.
00:41What? Me?
00:42Who?
00:46Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:50You got the wrong, I swear!
01:03Shut up. You have the worst timing.
01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me? I'm cashing it in. Now.
01:18Ah!
01:20What are you doing?
01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
01:39Stop!
01:40Let's see what else it can do.
01:44What the hell?
01:53Mr. Collins?
01:54That's in his...
01:56best friend?
01:57I'm shivering.
02:15Come on, kiddo.
02:17Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
02:20Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.
02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
02:37five Christmases.
02:41It's tougher than I've learned.
02:45Something wrong?
02:47Um...
02:49Your arm is...
02:54wet...
02:56from the rain.
02:59Wipe it then.
03:16There's no rain out there.
03:21There's no rain out there.
03:24Rafe, sorry.
03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
03:36eating up sleazebags, not making up some guy's daughter.
03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
03:51I don't do small talk.
03:55Okay then.
04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
04:02I need to pick something up.
04:03Take a little kid to buy alcohol.
04:05I am 22 years old.
04:06Exactly, kiddo.
04:08Shut up! You're not that much older than me.
04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
04:14and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
04:19And nobody...
04:21If I take you...
04:23Will you shut up?
04:25Yes.
04:33I'll be fine.
04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
04:49It's not safe.
04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
04:54Yeah.
04:56Why didn't you say something?
04:57I just did.
04:59You freaking creep!
05:01Give me a jacket or something.
05:03I don't know.
05:30When you're done checking me out,
05:31pal.
05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
05:34I was not checking you out.
05:36That was a yawn.
05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
05:39It's past your bedtime.
05:40Stop calling me kid.
05:43Stop calling me kid.
05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
06:01This is a small kickback.
06:02Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
06:03Does your dad know about that?
06:04Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.
06:06Yeah, about that.
06:07I live here now.
06:08He put me in charge.
06:09And I'm kicking everyone out.
06:10Wait, Chris, no, please.
06:11This might be my only chance to make friends.
06:13This might be my only chance to make friends.
06:14This might be my only chance to make friends.
06:19You can't buy your friends, kid.
06:20I don't have another choice.
06:21You can't buy your friends, kid.
06:22I don't have another choice.
06:23You can't buy your friends, kid.
06:24I don't have another choice.
06:25I don't give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
06:26I don't give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
06:27And neither do you.
06:28Yeah, about that.
06:29I live here now.
06:30He put me in charge.
06:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
06:32Wait, Chris, no, please.
06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
06:49Your choice?
06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
06:59Fine.
07:00Have your kick back.
07:02Or not.
07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
07:07I don't need you to look after me!
07:10Who is that?
07:15No.
07:17I'm going to kill you?
07:23Count your days, slut?
07:25It's not a big deal.
07:26I can explain.
07:27This is your ex, Brian.
07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
07:32You guys were spying on me?
07:34Mark cares about your safety.
07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
07:42Your choice.
07:43You are not living here.
07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
07:55I don't need a babysitter.
07:57And stop acting like a baby.
08:00You better not show your face in there.
08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
08:07God damn it.
08:08It comes to Mark.
08:13No!
08:14No!
08:15No!
08:16No!
08:17No!
08:18No!
08:19Whoa!
08:20Who's this Pop Grandpa?
08:21Grandpa?
08:22He's hotter than you might.
08:23Oh, who's this bub-grandpa?
08:30Grandpa?
08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
08:32Huh?
08:33Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
08:48Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
08:59Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
09:06Duh.
09:08I didn't miss it.
09:11It's really nice to meet you.
09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
09:19Thanks, Heather.
09:20Oh, it's Harper?
09:23Enjoy the party!
09:28I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
09:34Where's Harper?
09:36Harper?
09:40Forget Harper.
09:42Hang out with me.
09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
09:52I don't like talking.
09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
09:58Talk or no talk?
10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
10:07Sorry, ladies.
10:08Sorry, ladies.
10:09I don't like my women.
10:10Desperate.
10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
10:17Huh?
10:18He really picked Harper over us?
10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they
10:26can upstage us.
10:28Oh, Harper!
10:29Hey!
10:30Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew!
10:47Yeah, of course you can.
10:50You're like your school royalty.
10:53Thanks.
10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
10:59We're friends?
11:01Of course!
11:04I have to pee.
11:06Wait for me?
11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
11:19What dirt can I find?
11:24Oh, this is gold.
11:31Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
11:41Time to shut your boozer party down.
11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
12:02What the hell?
12:15Attention, everybody!
12:19Hello!
12:20You all seem a little bored.
12:21So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
12:37Let's see.
12:39Dear diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
12:48Aw, Harper.
12:50Daddy issues much?
12:53No!
12:54I just need to give it back!
12:58Christina, give it back!
12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
13:21Kerper, that is so nasty!
13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
13:38Let's fuck it down.
13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
13:51Fuck this.
14:21Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
14:31You were supposed to get rid of him!
14:37Come to her party.
14:39You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
14:54First, that's enough.
14:56Let her go.
15:00One last thing.
15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
15:07You're too old to be this petty!
15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
15:10Let's get one thing straight here.
15:12Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
15:15If you mess with her again...
15:21Fuck you up.
15:22But we're literally just girls!
15:24I don't give a fuck!
15:25Everyone out!
15:26The fuck out!
15:28The fuck out!
15:36What the hell was that?
15:40What the hell was that?
15:41She hurt you.
15:42Chris, I'm fine.
15:43Chris, I said I'm fine!
15:44Chris, I said I'm fine!
15:46Are you crying?
15:47Why are you crying?
15:48Why are you crying?
15:49I don't understand.
15:50Those aren't your friends, kid!
15:51They just tried to hurt you.
15:52I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
15:54I'm not gonna stop.
15:55You're not gonna stop.
15:56Why are you crying?
15:57You're not gonna stop.
15:58I don't know.
15:59Go ahead and play!
16:01She hurt you.
16:03She hurt you.
16:04Chris, I'm fine.
16:05Chris, I said I'm fine.
16:09You're crying.
16:10Why are you crying?
16:11I don't understand.
16:12Those aren't your friends, kid!
16:14They just tried to hurt you!
16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me!
16:19stupid i know they're not my friends but that was christina fox you just embarrassed i'm gonna stop
16:26and she's the queen of our i said stop
16:28i said stop i don't care if she runs the school we'll find you another school i'm here to keep
16:39you safe keeping safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students just because you run
16:44some sort of shady business i choose my next words very carefully i told you to stop calling me that
16:55and i told you to stop acting like water
16:59oh yeah if i'm such a kid what's that must against my leg right now
17:09sorry kid that's my gun you're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
17:19you better not be here tomorrow
17:22please tell me you're gone
17:38better not be a single t-shirt in there chris collins i swear i don't care what my dad says
17:49what kind of freak is my dad friends with
18:14no
18:17no no no no no no it's gonna not be happening he's gonna be back in every second
18:23you know if you wanted to play you could have just asked
18:35i don't want to play what do you even do with these you perv oh i'm the perv you're the one who
18:45came into my room into my closet when i wasn't here
18:48i was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
18:53uncuff me
18:56what are your manners
19:00say please
19:04i don't have time for your games old man
19:10give me the key
19:13what the
19:20you and i are going to establish some ground rules
19:22are you ready to listen like a good little girl
19:25or am i going to have to keep you cuffed up all day
19:28rule number one
19:33there was a lot
19:36scarier shit out there
19:38kiddo
19:39you just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
19:42so when i tell you that i'm here to protect you
19:45you better listen to everything i say
19:48i can take care of my
19:49rule number two
19:51no talking back
19:53i am the last guy
19:55you want to piss off
19:57rule number three
20:04don't start any games
20:08you're not ready to play
20:11so what else do you have planned today
20:27my plans are none of your concern
20:34here in the regular no violent non-mafia america
20:39we have this thing called privacy
20:41you can have your privacy
20:43until sunset
20:46what does that mean
20:48you have curfew
20:53how's my daughter
21:16um hot
21:18what was that
21:20uh
21:20she's hot-headed
21:22why the hell did i say that
21:24that's why you're watching her and not me
21:26is she back from class
21:27she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
21:30chris
21:31is my daughter okay
21:32she's fine mark
21:34good
21:35you're my best friend
21:36you're the only one i trust to keep her safe
21:39you better have a good excuse when i find you
21:48you better have a good excuse when i find you
21:52give me some time
21:57stay with my track
21:58open my head
22:01what do you say
22:04this is the way
22:07open my head
22:09you're a fucking strip club harper
22:24your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
22:28when you're at a goddamn strip
22:30oh excuse me
22:43we're filming
22:44filming
22:46filming what
22:47some real hot stuff
22:49now beat it grandpa
22:50go find a room somewhere else
22:52i'm looking for harper
22:54it says her location is here
22:56so step aside
22:57before i make you
22:58nope
23:00harper is my best friend
23:01and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
23:04hey wait
23:04wait
23:05wait
23:06wait
23:06he looks so sexy
23:15keep going
23:16harper
23:16you shouldn't be here
23:25you shouldn't be here
23:28i tried to stop him
23:30hey
23:32no harper
23:34you shouldn't be in this crimey ass place
23:36what do you think you're doing here
23:37it's for a class project
23:39give him this camera back you prick
23:41class my ass
23:42is that what you told her to get her here
23:44i'd have stick this camera straight up
23:46chris stop
23:47not until i pummel this creep
23:48then the camera's next
23:50hey wait wait wait
23:51not the camera
23:51cost a thousand dollars
23:52you should have thought about that
23:54before making harper shoot your porn
23:56that is enough
23:57that is enough
23:57these look amazing harper
24:13oh my best friend is so sexy
24:16wait till the whole class sees this
24:17no one's going to see these
24:19deleting them
24:20what
24:20that is art
24:23give him this camera back or i swear to god
24:25i'll go out there
24:25and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
24:28see how much my dad likes that
24:32your choice
24:37camera it is
24:42no no no no no no
24:45no
24:46you asshole
24:47if you ever ask harper to do something like this
24:50i will jam that camera so far down your throat
24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids
24:56what the fuck
24:58is your problem
25:00i'm leaving
25:05now
25:06so first you stalk me
25:15and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
25:17i did it for your own good
25:19you assaulted my classmate
25:22and ruined our project
25:23you need me around for your safety
25:25because clearly you can't do it on your own
25:27you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
25:30like a piece of meat
25:32my classmate
25:34it sounds like someone's a little jealous
25:37jealous
25:41jealous
25:43you're cute harper
25:48i'll give you that
25:49and those
25:51things you do
25:52they're cute too
25:54you know what's not cute
25:56me jealous
25:59now you were right
26:01i'm in some shady business
26:02and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
26:05but you better not test me
26:07or i'll break you
26:09in more than one way harper
26:14well guess what
26:19you just called me harper
26:21instead of kid
26:22just admit
26:25that you want me
26:27what the hell is happening to me
26:34there's no way i'm turned on
26:38by my best friend's daughter
26:39put your seatbelt on
26:41you know what chris
26:43you want to be my bodyguard
26:44fine
26:45but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
26:48let's see if dad keeps you around now
26:50so
26:52are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
26:57no
26:58are you sleeping with a professor
27:01oh my god maria
27:02no
27:03ew
27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins
27:07he was sent here to
27:08keep me safe
27:10hmm
27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
27:12i don't know
27:14but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
27:17um
27:18wait
27:19you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
27:22think about it
27:25we need to get my dad to fire chris
27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move
27:33so that's step one
27:34hmm
27:35you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
27:39he was jealous harps
27:40yeah right
27:41jealous of me
27:42i'm a college student who works at whole foods
27:45he's like a
27:46tech genius billionaire
27:48hobbyist mma fighter
27:50not jealous of you
27:51dummy
27:52jealous over you
27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
28:02until he snaps
28:03and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
28:07and when your dad sees that
28:09he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
28:13here's to operation seduction
28:16chris collins
28:18you better watch out
28:19because i get what i want
28:21sexy outfit check popcorn check a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
28:40check