HONEY DON’T! is a dark comedy about Honey O’Donahue, a small-town private investigator, who delves into a series of strange deaths tied to a mysterious church.
CAST: Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Charlie Day, Billy Eichner, and Chris Evans
CAST: Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Charlie Day, Billy Eichner, and Chris Evans
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Short filmTranscript
00:00Action! Servition!
00:02There is no higher service!
00:12The address you wanted?
00:14Thanks, M.G.
00:16Honey, right?
00:18Love those click-clackin' heels.
00:24Honey O'Donohue!
00:26To what do we owe the honor?
00:28How can you tell me about this woman, me and Novotny?
00:30She got stabbed and stuffed in a car, I guess.
00:38Only when we submit to the will of God do we serve him.
00:44Hector! Not in the sacristy!
00:54The French, they are not happy.
00:56Who's not happy?
00:58Who's not happy?
01:02Honey O'Donohue, I ain't seen you in a minute.
01:04Me and Novotny.
01:06Are you aware of any trouble she was in?
01:08Won't she owe you money?
01:09She was afraid of something the cops couldn't help her, right?
01:11I said I'd help.
01:12Cops said it was an accident.
01:14That was from her church in town.
01:16She never wore that in the house.
01:18You'll neither.
01:20Why is a private investigator looking into a traffic fatality?
01:28What can you tell me about that?
01:29Do you drink?
01:30Heavily, it's a point of pride.
01:31Should you and I discuss this over a drink?
01:33Tuesdays I dry out.
01:34Today's Wednesday.
01:35Today is Tuesday.
01:36Spooky!
01:38Action!
01:40Duty!
01:41Submission!
01:42There is no higher service!
01:46I help people, Miss O'Donohue.
01:48I see a need and I feel it.
01:50You see a need and you exploit it.
01:54This is God's punishment.
01:56And his will be done.
02:00Can you help me?
02:01Yeah.
02:12You're fascinating.
02:13And you haven't even seen the riddle tattooed on my ass.
02:15Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.