Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 11 Gone
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00:00...this place.
00:00I'll just be a minute.
00:02Willow's into something.
00:04Her and Dawn have been missing for hours.
00:05Do you know how long I've been out here?
00:07Let's get out of here.
00:10Mommy, I'm sorry.
00:12I'm sorry.
00:13You could have killed her.
00:15I need help.
00:17No more spells.
00:19I'm finished.
00:23Got it.
00:24That's beautiful.
00:25Congratulations.
00:25Phase one of the plan is now complete.
00:30Candles?
00:44We can't have candles.
00:46Dawn, it's a magic clearance.
00:48Everything must go.
00:50But they're just candles.
00:55Well, yeah, you know, to you and me, they're just candles.
00:58But to witches, they're like bongs.
01:05So, no candles, no charms, no bird.
01:11No bird?
01:13The peacock on the table.
01:16It has two crystals in it.
01:18Tara, she...
01:22She left them.
01:28I'll make sure she gets them.
01:37Dawn, do me a favor.
01:38Can you grab the Fertility God statue on the desk over there?
01:42Cocopelli?
01:43No.
01:44I love him.
01:46And he was mom's.
01:50Why do we have to get rid of so many things I like?
01:54Dawn, I explained this to you.
01:57Willow has a problem.
01:59The next few weeks are going to be crazy hard on her as it is.
02:03Any reminder of what it is that she's trying to stay away from, you know, could cause her to give in to temptation.
02:24And that would be bad.
02:25Okay, that's it.
02:47It's finally done.
02:50I mean, it still needs a trial run, but it's...
02:52Kind of clunky looking.
02:53What?
02:54I pictured something cooler.
02:57More ILM, less Ed Wood.
02:59Do you want to see cool?
03:01I'll show you cool.
03:02Come on.
03:02Mama.
03:23Did it?
03:28Is it?
03:31Yeah.
03:50Why'd go that a successful test?
03:52Well, that's just half the test.
03:56Hey.
03:56Hey!
03:57You penis!
04:06Oh, cheer up, Frodo.
04:08Because thanks to my brains and our mystical gem, we got ourselves an invisibility ray.
04:13And I'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable.
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05:50I thought I'd spend the day fishing the net for more poop on the stolen diamond.
05:59I called you before.
06:02Couldn't hear you.
06:05Hey, Donnie, I'm making you a nice omelet.
06:09I'm not hungry.
06:12Don, you need to eat something.
06:14Thanks for your concern.
06:21Okay, I deserve the wrath of John, but why is she taking it out on you?
06:29Because I let it happen.
06:32Buffy, I was the one who...
06:33Who was drowning.
06:36My best friend.
06:39I was too wrapped up in my own dumb life to even notice.
06:42Good morning.
06:56What are you doing?
06:58And here?
07:01Just took a stroll.
07:03Found myself in the old neck of the woods.
07:04Couldn't find a less flammable time of day to take a stroll?
07:11Yeah, well, the fact is my light has gone missing.
07:14Thought I might have dropped out of my pocket last time I was here.
07:17Haven't seen it?
07:18I'm, uh, gonna head back to my room and just get dressed.
07:25Oh, I...
07:27Lame.
07:35What?
07:36You.
07:37Making up excuses.
07:39Oh, don't flatter yourself, love.
07:41Bloody fond of that, Lida.
07:43Stop trying to see me.
07:47And stop calling me that.
07:52So, um...
07:55What should I call you, then?
07:58Pet?
08:01Sweetheart?
08:04My, uh...
08:06Little Goldilocks?
08:11You know I love this hair.
08:13The way it bounces around, then...
08:15This flapjack's not ready to be flipped.
08:19The hell is that supposed to...
08:23Stop that.
08:30Good God, free Cambridge, Spike.
08:33You still trying to mack on Buffy?
08:36Wake up already.
08:37Never gonna happen.
08:39Only a complete loser would ever hook up with you.
08:42Well, unless she's a simpleton like Harmony...
08:44Or a...
08:44Or a nutsack like yourself.
08:46Hey.
08:47You really need to get Dawn off to school.
08:49Let's go...
08:50Go fetch her, okay?
08:52You can let yourself out, right, Spike?
08:55Dawn, you better get going.
08:57Xander's here.
08:58I'm here.
08:58Okay, you have everything you need.
09:00And after school, you...
09:02Yeah, yeah.
09:02Let's go, Xander.
09:03You will come straight home?
09:05Dawn, sure.
09:07Maybe we can find some time for you to get me into another car accident.
09:12Oh, good morning.
09:14You must be Dawn.
09:16May I help you?
09:17I'm Doris Kroger from Social Services.
09:20We had an appointment.
09:22Oh, for Wednesday.
09:24This is Wednesday.
09:25Right.
09:31Well, Dawn, you better...
09:34And...
09:35And Xander, you'll drive safely?
09:38Yes, ma'am.
09:38A little bit on the tardy side, isn't she?
09:44Yeah, well, in one of those mornings, you know.
09:48Hey.
09:50Come on in.
09:52Sorry about the mask.
09:53You know, we're doing a little house clean.
09:56So, we gonna chat this out or what?
10:02Uh...
10:02Now's really not a good time.
10:05Um, I have company.
10:07No worries.
10:09I'll wait.
10:12Um, Miss Summers, if you and your boyfriend would like to...
10:16He's not...
10:18Not my...
10:20My boyfriend.
10:21He's, um, just...
10:22Spike, this, uh, nice woman is, uh, from Social Services.
10:31Oh, right.
10:34Oh.
10:35Hey.
10:35Buffy's a great mom.
10:39She takes good care of her little sis.
10:41Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put right stop to it.
10:49I'm sorry, did you say...
10:50Crib.
10:51Crib.
10:53He said crib.
10:54You know, kids stay in there bugging streets lying.
10:57Uh, Spike, didn't you have to go now, you know, because of that thing?
11:03Uh, thing.
11:04Yeah, uh, my blanket.
11:05He sleeps here?
11:21Uh, what?
11:23Uh, no.
11:24No, no.
11:25Oh, the, the, the blanket.
11:29That's, um, uh, it's a security thing, yeah.
11:33He has issues.
11:35No, just me and Dawn living here.
11:38Buffy, I'm not feeling hot, so, uh, I'm gonna take a quick nap, okay?
11:43Uh, okay, Will.
11:45Well, that's Willow.
11:50She, uh, she kinda lives here, too, actually.
11:55Oh, so you live with another woman.
11:58Oh, no, it's, it's not a, a, a gay thing, you know.
12:02I mean, well, she's gay, but, but, but we don't gay.
12:06Not that there's anything, oh, wrong with, you know, I know what that looks like,
12:11but I, I, I swear it's not what it looks like.
12:14It, it, it's magic weed.
12:17It's not mine.
12:21I think I've seen enough.
12:23Uh, no, I, actually, I, I really don't think that, that you have.
12:28It's just, it, it, it's been kind, kind of a, a, a bad time.
12:33It's been a bad time now for a while, hasn't it, Miss Summers?
12:37Your sister's grades have fallen sharply in the last year,
12:40due in large part to her frequent absences and lateness.
12:46But there, there are good reasons.
12:48Oh, I'm sure there are.
12:50But my interest is in Don's welfare and the stability of her home life,
12:55something I'm just not convinced that an unemployed young woman like yourself can provide.
13:00I can, I, I, I do.
13:03Well, we'll just have to see about that then, won't we?
13:07Oh, and I'm going to recommend immediate probation in my report.
13:12What does that mean?
13:14It means that I'll be monitoring you very closely, Miss Summers,
13:18and if I don't see that things are improving,
13:21well, I'll be forced to recommend that you be stripped of your sister's guardianship.
13:26You can't do that.
13:30I do what is in Don's best interest, as should you.
13:37Have a nice day.
13:39Didn't go well, huh?
13:52Why won't you go?
13:56I just thought you'd...
13:57Get out of here!
14:09Just get him what I came for, Lord.
14:14So long, Dole Logs.
14:26Come on.
14:39Come on.
15:09Well, I think I can work with this.
15:15What exactly would you like me to do?
15:19Just make me different.
15:25I'm scared.
15:26What if we get caught?
15:27No way.
15:27We'll be invisible.
15:29Plus, their security's gotten laxed.
15:31You should know.
15:32You have cases strong enough.
15:35Okay, this is it.
15:36Remember.
15:40We're professionals.
15:46Uh, Slayer.
15:47What?
15:48Where?
15:48There.
15:49Headed this way.
15:50Get in.
15:58No, I need to be invisible.
16:00I need it more, but we can't see.
16:03Watch it.
16:03Don't get there.
16:04Don't get there.
16:04Don't get there.
16:05Don't get there.
16:06Move.
16:06Ah, you have loaded it.
16:08Oopsie.
16:19What happened to Buffy?
16:29She's gone.
16:30She's right here.
16:32Table four.
16:33I put her with your family.
16:35Great.
16:36Except we don't hate Buffy.
16:38Let's put her back at table one.
16:40And where do I put De Hoffren?
16:43We're not inviting De Hoffren.
16:44I have to.
16:46He's my ex-boss.
16:47You're inviting your work buddies.
16:50She's got a point.
16:51Hey, Buffy.
16:55Where?
16:57Where are you?
16:59At table four, apparently.
17:02Well, that remains to be seen.
17:05Like you.
17:06Don't strain yourself looking, Xander.
17:11I'm invisible, girl.
17:14Uh, Xander?
17:15Uh, sorry.
17:18Her clothes are, uh, invisible, too.
17:25Buffy, how did this happen?
17:28Wait a sec.
17:29Have you been feeling ignored lately?
17:32Yeah, ignored.
17:33I wish.
17:34No, this isn't a Marcy deal.
17:37I don't know what happened.
17:39I left Main Street after getting my hair cut and was...
17:41You cut your hair?
17:43Oh, yeah.
17:44Really?
17:45How short?
17:46Well, about up to here.
17:48Well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders.
17:51Oh, that sounds so adorable.
17:52I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wedding.
17:55Can we get back to freaking out about no-show, Buffy?
17:58This is serious.
17:59I know.
18:00It kind of fits the day I've had.
18:02Willow's still a wreck.
18:06Dawn's mad at both of us.
18:08And this social services lady put me through a ringer.
18:10Says she's gonna watch me.
18:13I'd like to see her try now.
18:16You know, there may be an upside to no-see me.
18:19Buff, did you see anyone or anything suspicious before you...
18:25Cleared out.
18:29Nope.
18:29Didn't see nothing.
18:31Hmm.
18:31See what I did there with the eyeballs?
18:36Why would anyone make her invisible anyway?
18:40I mean, invisible slayer's gotta be way more effective than the standard variety.
18:44Yeah.
18:45I'm less with the why and more with the how.
18:47We get the how, then we got how to make her unseen sightseeing again, right?
18:53It's all right.
18:55Buffy, could you focus, please?
18:58I am.
18:59Just, this is kind of fun.
19:02Well, it would help if we had a little bit more to go on.
19:05Or anything to go on.
19:08Well, I could go check the spot where Buffy disappeared, you know.
19:13Snoop for clues.
19:15Yeah.
19:16Right.
19:17Uh, hey, you know what?
19:19I'm just gonna go for a walk.
19:22A walk?
19:23Yeah.
19:24Clear my head.
19:26You guys keep working on the what's in the house.
19:30Clear my head.
19:31Buffy!
19:38Well, it seems pretty obvious it's some kind of spell that's done this to her.
19:44A spell from who?
19:46You said it yourself.
19:47It makes no sense for one of her enemies to make her invisible.
19:51Maybe it's a mistake.
19:53A magical mistake.
19:55Who'd be messing with that kind of pa-
19:57No.
20:08Willow.
20:20Sander.
20:21How's it going?
20:23Um, good.
20:26I, I, uh, found out some stuff about the, uh, the diamonds stolen from the museum.
20:32It's called the Illuminata, and there's rumors of it having quasi-mystical quantum properties.
20:38Willow, we need to talk.
20:41We are talking.
20:43Well, I'm talking, and you're looking at me funny.
20:46Is there something you want to tell me?
20:51It was nothing.
20:53I, I, I didn't slip.
20:55Will, nobody's mad.
20:57Relapse is a part of recovery.
20:59We understand that.
21:00We just have to figure a way to fix it.
21:03Fix what?
21:05Fix Buffy.
21:07Buffy's broken?
21:08Will, you know what I'm talking.
21:11You don't know.
21:16Rhymes with, but invisible.
21:19What?
21:21Buffy was in town, leaving the haircutting place, when she suddenly just-
21:25Buffy got her hair cut?
21:26Yeah.
21:28Adorable, apparently.
21:30I personally couldn't tell, since she's all been visible.
21:33And you think I have something to do with this?
21:37No.
21:38Not-
21:39Well, come on, Will.
21:42Some of the spells you've done have caused some weird stuff to happen to each of us at
21:46one time or another.
21:47And let's not forget the recent forgetting.
21:50Oh, I see.
21:52So now, when anything nasty happens, I get conveniently blamed for it?
21:57No one's blaming.
21:59So, I guess it wouldn't matter if I just jump off the wagon completely.
22:04Since you, you already think I'm making pitch stops.
22:07Well, look, if you say you didn't do it.
22:10Willow, where are you going?
22:12For a walk.
22:19A couple of seconds are burned out, and the wiring's all fried.
22:24Well, we had so many plans.
22:26Naked women and all-
22:28Well, all the naked women?
22:31This is your fault.
22:32If you hadn't grabbed it from me-
22:33Yeah, we've got a lot bigger problems here, Bonehead.
22:36The Slayer's invisible now?
22:39He's right.
22:41She could be anywhere.
22:43Even here, right now.
22:47Watching, listening to every word we say.
22:51For all we know, she could be one of us.
23:00Oh, oh, oh, wait.
23:02Now, I guess then she...
23:03I wouldn't sweat the Slayer too much.
23:07Says you.
23:09In my book, an invisible Slayer means a whole world of trouble.
23:12I am the ghost of fashion victims' past.
23:26Studded caps?
23:27Not a good idea.
23:31Hey, I'm doing you a favor.
23:38Nah, too easy.
23:42Hello, Mrs. Kroger.
24:04Hello, Mrs. Kroger.
24:12Where's my...
24:36Losing my mind.
24:58Okay.
25:00Who's the...
25:05Gil?
25:06Kill, kill.
25:08What?
25:10I didn't say anything.
25:12Not you.
25:14The mug, it's...
25:22But I...
25:23I heard something.
25:29Kill, Doris.
25:31Kill everybody.
25:33You know you want to.
25:34Shut up.
25:34Shut up.
25:35Just shut up.
25:49Okay.
25:50No.
25:52No.
25:55Yatsi.
25:56Uh, Doris.
26:12I've, uh, got a few, so if you want to discuss that case file now.
26:17What?
26:17Uh, oh, yes, it's a 15-year-old girl living under her older sister's guardianship.
26:34The house is, uh, complete.
26:35What is this?
26:36What is this?
26:36All work and no play make Doris a dull girl?
26:40What?
26:40All work and no play make Doris...
26:43The papers are filled with it.
26:45Uh, I...
26:47I...
26:48Uh, I, I, I didn't do this.
26:54I...
26:55It was the voice.
26:58Excuse me?
27:00There was a voice before.
27:03It made my coffee dance.
27:06It told me to...
27:08To what?
27:13Nothing.
27:14Doris, take the rest of the day off.
27:21See your doctor.
27:23What about my cases?
27:25We'll, uh, put someone else on them and have them redo the summer's interview.
27:31I'm not crazy.
27:33I am not crazy.
27:35I am not crazy.
27:35Hey, Will.
27:52What you doing?
27:55Look, Sander, I, I figured out this is where Buffy disappeared from what you told me.
28:00So don't start jumping to any conclusions.
28:02No jumping.
28:04Look, feet firmly planted.
28:08I'm not feeling like myself right now.
28:11Sorry.
28:12Me too.
28:14Sorry.
28:16So, what did we find out so far?
28:19Take a look at that.
28:21Something sped out of here pretty damn quick to, to make that kind of trademark.
28:26This could have been made any time.
28:28Yeah.
28:28This wasn't.
28:29What is it?
28:35Paint that I scraped off the fire hydrant.
28:38Yeah.
28:38What fire hydrant?
28:40Ow!
28:41That one.
28:44Whatever hit this fire hydrant hit it after it was made invisible.
28:48And bet you by golly well, that something was the same something that shot out of that alley.
28:55Black paint.
28:56Buffy's phantom van.
29:00We need to let Buffy...
29:01Whoa!
29:02There's something there.
29:09It's a pylon.
29:10One of those orange traffic cones.
29:13You should take it to the magic box.
29:16It might help you and Anya figure out what kind of spell was used.
29:19What about you?
29:20Well, I got paint scrapings and a tire mark.
29:26I'm going to find this van that's been stalking Buffy.
29:30By the way, where is Buffy?
29:33Oh my God, the flood!
29:36Look out, the flood!
29:37One of those orange traffic cones are so funny.
29:38I'm not!
29:39I'll try and get some butch.
29:39I can't believe it.
29:40Maybe it'll be a fool!
29:41I can't believe it.
29:41I can't believe it.
29:42No, I can't believe it.
29:42You know?
29:42Be it.
29:55It won't be a fool.
29:56I can't believe it.
29:56I can't believe it.
29:58No, no.
29:58It won't be a fool.
29:59Go to the pig.
30:00No, no.
30:01Alright.
30:01This guy has an animal to protect you.
30:03Come on, are you right?
30:04Come on, are you right?
30:05Go to the pigs.
30:06You're right?
30:06I can't believe it.
30:06Whatever beastie you are, I know you're here.
30:14And I hurt beasties.
30:18Hey, watch it.
30:24A ghost is it.
30:26I'm going home to living.
30:28Like a good spook.
30:36I told you, stop trying to see me.
31:06Oh, I got it.
31:10Really?
31:11Yeah, well, put to Hoffren at your parents' table and move your Uncle Rory to Table 5 near the bar.
31:20On, honey, we're looking for invisibility spells here.
31:24Well, obviously, I haven't found anything yet.
31:26At least nothing that would explain why things near Buffy become invisible.
31:33Ew!
31:35Xander!
31:36What happened?
31:38An unpleasant tactile experience, like putting my hand in pudding.
31:45Ew!
31:48Like pudding, am I right?
31:50Rice or tapioca.
31:52Lumpy like that.
31:53We have to find Buffy.
31:53She's got to know.
31:55I don't think Buffy's going to be too broken up over a pylon.
31:59Anya, whatever's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her.
32:03If we don't find Buffy, I mean, if we don't figure out how this was done...
32:08she's pudding.
32:10What do you mean she's going to fade away?
32:22The slayer got slammed in a big-ass dose of radiation when a gun overloaded.
32:26Her cells are mutating at an accelerated rate.
32:29Eventually, her molecular makeup will start losing its integrity, and then...
32:33But wouldn't that kill her?
32:36Let me think.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Wait a minute.
32:41We're not killing anybody.
32:42Especially not Buffy.
32:44You guys are so immature.
32:47We're villains.
32:48When are you going to get that through your thick skulls?
32:50We're not killers.
32:51We're crime lords.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Like...
32:54Like Lex Luthor.
32:55He's always trying to take over Metropolis, but he doesn't kill Superman.
32:59Because it's Superman's book, you moron.
33:02But Lex doesn't kill him, does he?
33:04Listen, Warren.
33:08You get that ray working, and the first thing we're going to do is find Buffy and Revisible
33:13or before it's too late.
33:17You got me?
33:20Fine.
33:26Whatever you guys say.
33:34Spike?
34:00Spike?
34:04What are you doing?
34:08What am I?
34:10What does it look like I'm doing you, Nate?
34:12I'm exercising, aren't you?
34:17Exercising.
34:19Naked.
34:21In bed.
34:24A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go.
34:29You gotta keep fit for the killing.
34:34Yeah, huh?
34:36Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs.
34:38Mini disaster area.
34:41So what?
34:41You just come here to criticize my housekeeping?
34:44No.
34:46I'm looking for Buffy.
34:47Haven't seen him?
34:49Well, you wouldn't.
34:51Fact is, she's come down with a slight case of invisibility.
34:54Yeah.
34:55How did...
34:57We don't know yet.
34:58Anyway, she's not at the house, and I really, really need to find her.
35:05I'll tell you what.
35:06Um, I'll take a peek around first dance I get.
35:11And if we bump into each other, I'll clue her that you're on the lookout.
35:16I'll tell you what you're on the lookout after your exercises.
35:22Yeah, right.
35:23You know, kidding aside, Spike, you really should get a girlfriend.
35:37That was bloody stupid.
35:40What's the matter?
35:42A shame to be seen with me?
35:44Come on.
35:45He had no idea I was here.
35:47This is perfect.
35:50Perfect for you.
35:52Well, picture me confused.
35:55I thought this is what you wanted.
35:58What I want...
36:05This vanishing acts right liberating for you, isn't it?
36:10Go anywhere you want.
36:12Do anything you want.
36:15Or anyone.
36:17What are you talking about?
36:18The only reason you're here is that you're not here.
36:22Right.
36:22Of course.
36:23As usual, there's something wrong with Buffy.
36:26She came back all wrong.
36:28You know, I didn't ask for this to happen to me.
36:31Not to put off by it, though, are you?
36:33No.
36:35Maybe because for the first time since...
36:38I'm free.
36:40Free of rules and reports.
36:45Free of this life.
36:46Free of life.
36:48Got another name for that.
36:51Dead.
36:51Why do you always have to...
36:54I thought we were having fun.
36:58Yeah, now.
37:00But sooner or later, your chums are going to work out a way to bring you back to living color.
37:04You need to go.
37:13Get dressed if you can find your clothes and push off.
37:15Because if I can't have all of you, I'd rather...
37:19Hey, that's cheating.
37:20That's cheating.
37:23Hey.
37:23How's it going?
37:32What's going on?
38:02I don't believe this. He threw me out? He threw me? Did I, like, fall into some backward dimension here? Is this Pizarro World?
38:17No, he's always going on and on about being the only one that understands me. We're like you and me. Birds of a bloody feather. Oh, so...
38:31Hey, I'm walking here. Intensive. It is.
38:40Please. Willow? Willow? Don? Hey, Don, come here. You want to see something neat?
38:57There you are.
39:25Buffy? Where are you?
39:31I'm invisible. Check this out.
39:35Ooh, unidentified. Flying pizza. Coming in for a landing.
39:41What are you talking... Okay. Not the most clever ad-lib, but come on. Points for spontaneity.
39:51Stop it. Just stop. Sorry, Don. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to freak you out.
39:57What would you think would happen? You're freaking invisible, Buffy.
40:01I know. Xander and Anya are working on it. Moldering out what happened.
40:06What about you? Shouldn't you be working on it?
40:09Of course I can. Do you even care about who did this to you or if you're going to be stuck this way?
40:15You're making jokes and flying pizzas. I don't think that's right.
40:19I can't talk to you like this. I can't see you. How can I talk to you if I can't see you?
40:25Don! Don!
40:37Buffy and Xander, where are you? Listen. We've got a new problem here.
40:41Tell her. I'm trying to. Anya and I think whatever made you invisible is slowly killing you.
40:47Tell her about the pudding. Anya! The buff. If we don't, if this isn't reversed, you're gonna, well, dissolve or fade into nothing.
41:06Wow.
41:17Wow.
41:32Wow.
41:35Wow.
41:40Wow.
42:45Now!
42:49Hey!
42:51Let go of me!
42:53Congratulations.
42:54You're our first hostage.
42:56Don, I'm going out to find Xander.
43:08If he calls, we...
43:12Xander?
43:19Don't talk.
43:21Just listen, Slayer.
43:22You don't have a lot of time.
43:24Who is this?
43:25You sound familiar.
43:27I'm nobody.
43:29No one you know.
43:31We've got your friend Willow,
43:33and if you don't want anything nasty to happen to her,
43:36you better meet us.
43:37The loo.
43:39Where?
43:39Where?
43:47Just stay still, and you won't get hurt.
44:05You okay, Will?
44:07Buffy?
44:08Where are the bad guys?
44:09All around you, Slayer, so don't try anything.
44:12He's bluffing, Buffy.
44:14There's just three of them, I think.
44:17More than enough to cause some serious carnage, right, guys?
44:21Guys?
44:22Guys!
44:23I tried that.
44:26He keeps blocking it with his drunken monkey fist.
44:29Oh, scary video carnage.
44:31Hey!
44:33Slayer's here.
44:34Sorry, didn't see her.
44:36Why don't we continue this in a less crowded area,
44:39like over there?
44:40Where?
44:41Over...
44:42Follow me.
44:43I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess
44:49you're the ones that did this to me.
44:51It was an accident.
44:52Who's that?
44:53Nobody you know.
44:55They're the ones from your mystery van.
44:58Oh.
44:59You.
45:00So what annoying thing are you gonna do to me now?
45:03Save your life.
45:05Make you visible?
45:05Right.
45:06I'm supposed to believe that?
45:07They told me everything, Buffy.
45:10That something's happening to you, that you're...
45:12Fading away.
45:13I know.
45:14I can fix that.
45:16Pick up that air hockey melon on the table.
45:18What for?
45:19Give me a target to aim at.
45:24Okay, now hold still.
45:26I know all the troubles will soon be gone.
45:28You're in the wrong setting.
45:30What?
45:31The gun.
45:32It's not set for reversing the particle ionization.
45:35It'll accelerate her molecular dissolution.
45:38I saw the plan.
45:39It's not your own business.
45:40What's she talking about?
45:41That's what I'd like to know.
45:43Buffy, he's trying to kill you.
45:45Willow!
45:47Ow!
45:49Okay.
45:50Playtime's over.
45:51You haven't won yet, Slayer.
45:53No.
45:53That part comes after I beat the snot out of you.
45:56You'll have to find me first.
45:57There's three of us against just one of you.
46:00Hey, you lied to us.
46:02Spread her yourself.
46:03You think she cares about that?
46:04I go down.
46:05We all go down.
46:06And I promise, you're all going down.
46:08We may not have your powers, Slayer, but you'll find that we are not so easy to...
46:13Ow!
46:13Get her!
46:28Wait a minute, wait a minute.
46:29Too sputty my leg.
46:31Sorry.
46:32Where is she?
46:32Here.
46:33She can't find us if we split up.
46:46You go that way.
46:48Which way?
46:49That way!
46:50Over...
46:50Just keep talking, boys.
46:57Ow!
46:57Ow!
46:58What's chest hair?
47:01I know that voice.
47:02You're...
47:03You're...
47:05Jonathan?
47:07You have chest hair?
47:13Warren?
47:21Who are you?
47:24Andrew?
47:24I summon the flying monkeys that attacked the high school.
47:38During the school play, you know?
47:41It's Tucker's brother.
47:42It's Tucker's brother.
47:44Ah.
47:44Oh.
47:48So you three have what?
47:51Banded together to be pains in my ass?
47:54We're your arch-nemesis-es-es.
47:57Sees.
47:59You might have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time...
48:03Um...
48:04Uh, next time...
48:07Maybe not!
48:13What do you mean it's lucky?
48:14We're supposed to check it!
48:15I forgot.
48:19I give you my arch-nemesis-es-es.
48:23What's going on in here?
48:25I got a bunch of scared kids saying this place is haunted.
48:32Oh my god, Buffy.
48:35I know.
48:36We're gone.
48:37I guess we should chase them.
48:38No, we are here.
48:40It is adorable.
48:41It's pretty neat.
48:49We were finding the van.
48:52So, how did you manage to do it exactly?
48:57You need to locate it?
48:59The hard way.
49:01The spell-free way.
49:02The, oh my god, my head's gonna fall off.
49:07My feet are killing me away.
49:09I don't know how I got through this day.
49:21Well, the important thing is that you did.
49:27It's a good first step.
49:30How are you doing, post-invisibleness?
49:35Okay.
49:36I still have to do some damage control from my giddy fest.
49:46Dawn was pretty freaked out.
49:49The whole taking a vacation from me thing didn't work out too well.
49:53Tell me about it.
49:59Except, when I got Xander's message and I was fading away, I actually got scared.
50:15Yeah.
50:16Who wouldn't?
50:19Me.
50:21I wouldn't.
50:23Not too long ago, I probably would have welcomed it.
50:30But I realized...
50:32I'm not saying that I'm doing backflips about my life, but...
50:40I didn't...
50:43I don't...
50:45want to die.
50:50Not something, right?
50:53That's all about it.
51:00So I guess we...
51:01both made good first steps.
51:07I guess.
51:11Yay for us.
51:14Yay.
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51:44Grrr! Arrgh!