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00:00:00oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i'm sorry
00:00:30mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:40and you are only one of your biggest supporters well are you gonna drink this or break the heart
00:00:45of one of your donors
00:00:47excuse me for a second
00:00:59let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about
00:01:14don't deny it you need me baby
00:01:17oh baby you just don't marry i'll be in our room soon
00:01:27who the hell are you get away from me fuck out of my way
00:01:31hey you intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors
00:02:01only the side door is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but
00:02:07not here get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:13just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:25how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hating on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i really believe in his ideas
00:02:47excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:02:59you've ruined my mink are you drunk oh my god
00:03:05on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am you clumsy hick
00:03:09you will not
00:03:11keep your job after this i'm so sorry please
00:03:13don't fire me i i really
00:03:15want to work on this campaign i'll fix it
00:03:17i'll i'll clean the coat and the wig
00:03:19right now well what you waiting for
00:03:21you dumb hick
00:03:23this is all your fault
00:03:25don't worry
00:03:27there's cleaning supplies upstairs
00:03:29stay out of this maid
00:03:31fix it intern
00:03:33or you're fired
00:03:39thank you but where are the cleaning supplies
00:03:41you heard what she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired
00:03:45i put you into room 2809
00:03:47it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:49you're a lifesaver
00:03:51i'm sarah us working class girls gotta stick together
00:03:53right i'm stephanie
00:03:55you're right
00:03:57god i had a really tough day
00:03:59it's okay
00:04:01these rich people are ridiculous
00:04:03don't blame yourself
00:04:05that's why i'm interning on this campaign
00:04:07to stand up for people like us
00:04:09i just wish i fit in better
00:04:11amen girl
00:04:13and
00:04:15look at you
00:04:19you look like you fit right in
00:04:21hi
00:04:25i'm a wealthy socialite
00:04:27i eat caviar not doritos
00:04:29i totally belong here
00:04:31hey i gotta run
00:04:33but this key works for the elevator
00:04:35and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:37call me if you need me
00:04:39good luck
00:04:40thanks again
00:04:41see you later
00:04:43is somebody here
00:04:59is somebody in there
00:05:01is somebody in there
00:05:11oh sorry um
00:05:13god he's so hot
00:05:21are you okay
00:05:23you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:29you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:31you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:33i don't believe what you need
00:05:39you don't think i big begin
00:05:41ah
00:05:43you don't mean nothing to me
00:05:45i don't believe what you need
00:05:47So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I- I-
00:06:15URGH! You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape, and you returned empty-fucking-handed!
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:06:46I can't believe we-
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger!
00:06:57I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:03Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:35It's right here.
00:07:36It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last day.
00:07:49A little trash girl.
00:07:51No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:52I really want this job.
00:07:55Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon.
00:08:01He'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:03He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:12Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:18Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:20Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:35He's never late.
00:08:40He's never late.
00:08:45You gotta be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:06I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:10Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely, never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:24Oh my God, he recognizes me.
00:09:26I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:44Stay away from him.
00:09:46He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:56No intern's allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:03Sir, what happened?
00:10:09You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy, but I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:19You slept with someone?
00:10:21And she drugged you?
00:10:22She was...
00:10:23It was a setup.
00:10:24Oh, God.
00:10:25A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:29The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:33Are you okay?
00:10:34No, no, I don't remember much, but the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:50You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:01No one will find out.
00:11:09Senator Hester is about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your Second Amendment right.
00:11:19Can I have your coffee?
00:11:20Do you get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men...
00:11:29We know how to safely handle fire arms.
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:33Shit!
00:11:36Gotcha!
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:39Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent.
00:11:41Christopher Stanton played with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent, immoral, and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity.
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:58He's lying.
00:11:59I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stanton, slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:09Oh, no.
00:12:10Oh, no.
00:12:11He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:14He has a photo?
00:12:16We're doomed.
00:12:18Oh, no.
00:12:19He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:24Oh, God.
00:12:25You useless intern.
00:12:26I'm so sorry.
00:12:27I'll clean that up.
00:12:28And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stanton, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:41Thank goodness.
00:12:42That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:46Wait a second.
00:12:47That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:52That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:55I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll just get out.
00:12:58Sir, this is bad.
00:13:01It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:11The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:29The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:31She's your one night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:34You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:35It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:41The boss would never be with someone as lowly as her own.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:45You don't belong in this high level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Your one night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:04Sir, the center is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And we'll lose this election.
00:14:12Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:14How can I have the girl I was really with when answering my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:31We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe.
00:14:42We'll see the woman I was really with last night too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:51Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:54Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:55No raisins.
00:14:56I have to make sure it's gluten free.
00:14:58I was just calling in your order.
00:15:00No.
00:15:01Actually.
00:15:04Stephanie.
00:15:05This is Sarah.
00:15:06We met.
00:15:07I remember you.
00:15:08What's up girl?
00:15:09Is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:19I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage.
00:15:23May I ask why?
00:15:24I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:25I'll explain later but it's an emergency.
00:15:28Us working class girls gotta look out for each other right?
00:15:31Staff in the security room is my friend.
00:15:33I got it.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:40Come on Stephanie.
00:15:41Delete that footage fast.
00:15:43Or I'm in trouble.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:46Sarah, right?
00:15:47Sorry I haven't had the chance to get to talk to you.
00:15:50It's been a crazy day.
00:15:52It's okay.
00:15:53I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:55But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:15:59Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:05Senator Hassler's all about the politics of anger but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either.
00:16:12And for the last time my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:16Bravo.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18That's the right attitude.
00:16:20Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:22She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:25What?
00:16:26But, jeez.
00:16:31I would love to get to know you.
00:16:35Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:42Don't worry sir.
00:16:44We're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:46Any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:53Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:58I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the Senator's lies, sir.
00:17:05Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:12God, he's so hot.
00:17:14But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:20No.
00:17:22Sir, she...
00:17:24She's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:28She's...
00:17:29Nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:33She's exactly what I need.
00:17:36Oh no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Get ready.
00:17:41We're gonna be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:42So much for staying away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:52How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:55The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:01Bossy positions.
00:18:02Memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:08If anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:14So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign.
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:19That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:22Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:26And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:29Oh my god.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:37I know.
00:18:38But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:42And if word ever got out that he slept with his Senate...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone.
00:18:47And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:49Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent, Krista Pristina, is a lying schedule.
00:18:56In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:58Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:06What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:10But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:24I was there.
00:19:25And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:29Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:34Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:35He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:36Oh no, I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:37Morning, sir. Your coffee?
00:19:40Sarah.
00:19:41Please call me Topher.
00:19:42Ah.
00:19:43Just what I needed.
00:19:44Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:19:45It's my job as your assistant.
00:19:46Oh no.
00:19:47Just what I needed.
00:19:48It's my job as your assistant.
00:19:49May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:19:50Yes.
00:19:51You are.
00:19:52You are.
00:19:53You are.
00:19:54You are.
00:19:55You are.
00:19:56You are.
00:19:57You are.
00:19:58You are.
00:19:59You are.
00:20:00You are.
00:20:01You are.
00:20:02It's my wife.
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:04My wife.
00:20:05You are.
00:20:06Yes.
00:20:07I am.
00:20:08No, I am.
00:20:09You are.
00:20:10Not that scary.
00:20:11No.
00:20:12I am.
00:20:13Um.
00:20:14Senator Hussler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:16at it. You seem nervous. I'm not that scary, am I? No, I, um, Senator Hussler is just saying you were
00:20:28with the hooker. It's a lie. It's so frustrating. That's what my opponent does. He lies. But do you
00:20:38know why we're going to win? Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah? The prostitute's
00:20:44story won't hold up because it isn't true. So all we have to do is just smile, take your
00:20:51breath, and it's okay. Perfect. Just like that. What are you doing here, farm girl? The hooker
00:21:07story isn't going away. Senator Hussler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof. Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay? And
00:21:17the senator's telling a pretty juicy one. Whoever deleted that security camera footage really
00:21:22screwed us. The senator is lying. Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself. No, sir, it's politically
00:21:30dangerous. I'm not worried. Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind
00:21:36us. And put this nonsense story behind us. Yeah. Make the bully say his lies right to
00:21:44your face. Let the adults take it from here, farm girl. I'll let you know if the candidate
00:21:49needs another coffee. Wait. Sir, we gotta go. Now. I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are
00:21:55sharp. I'm not forgetting about her. Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:09Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted. He slept with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me, Senator. You're gonna lie about me. Say it to my face.
00:22:28Oh, the immoral man who slept with a hooker has a ride. I didn't know such thing. The photo
00:22:37in the elevator is not proof, Senator. Funny you should mention proof. Cause it's showtime.
00:22:42Bring in the hooker. You screwed up. This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly
00:22:53for sex. That door. She's lying. I didn't sleep with her. I was with someone else. Well,
00:23:02we can't prove it. Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it. I gotta do something.
00:23:08Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her? Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern. Let the grownups work. Christopher! What do you have to say now, you shameless
00:23:21sex creep? She didn't sleep with me. She drugged me. That's a lie. You were sober. You didn't
00:23:28even need Viagra, baby. Likely stories, Stinnett. Admit it. Admit you paid for sex. I don't
00:23:39lie to the public. Unlike you, Senator. I'm honest. So, baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty
00:23:46things you get in bed. Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop
00:23:53out of the race. I'm fighting for working people. I'm not giving up. Especially not because of
00:23:59a lie. I don't know you. Stop. Oh, come on. You know me. I like that big pretty last night.
00:24:13Slap it again. Absolutely not. That's a lie. Oh, we can see it all now, Topher. You have
00:24:22been exposed as a D.N.C. dirty sex creep. Now drop out of the race. Now. Not so fast. It's you. Who the
00:24:40hell are you, bitch? Ah! You didn't sleep with him last night. I did. And I can prove it.
00:24:53Who the hell are you, Blondie? You're lying! Are you sure about that? Who the hell is this? Get her out of here! This is my event!
00:25:08No. Don't know her. She works at the hotel. She saw everything. That's right. I was on duty
00:25:14that night. And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stenet in the hallway, but she failed. He
00:25:21pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator. Stenet! How much did you pay
00:25:26the random maid to testify for you? I told the truth. And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look. There I am in your photos. Drugging a man is a felony. So the question is, why did you
00:25:44do it? And why are you lying about sleeping with me? This wasn't part of the deal. Shut up, Candy!
00:25:52Gee, Senator. You're such a moral family values man. Why are you on a first name basis with
00:25:59a sex worker? Screw you! I'm out of here! You get your ass back!
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stenet? You spent the night with this woman? You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:16I can't let his campaign fail because of me. I have to do something!
00:26:21I'm gonna help you save the campaign, but I need you to trust somebody, okay?
00:26:25I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
00:26:34Random stranger? Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher. My name is Beth. I'm his fiancé.
00:26:41Beth, who are you? Where are you from? What's your last name?
00:26:52Beth is a wealthy heiress. She's a private person. I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:58Thank you all.
00:27:07Hell yes. We just dodged a scandal. Thanks to her.
00:27:09Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:10Where the hell is Sarah? If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:15You're engaged now? As Beth? I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:24I mean, that was terrifying. I can't do it again. I thought my heart was gonna explode.
00:27:29But it's sexy. And don't worry. The election's in a week. You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:27:34You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid? This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are. Did you see it?
00:27:44I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:27:46No, you didn't. You weren't even there. You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:58What? No. Why would he fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:28:02I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:28:05Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:10What? Sarah's lying. She did it.
00:28:13No, I did. I did it to help Mr. Stinnett. To help Topher.
00:28:18She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:21I had it all planned. We'd catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired. And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:42Oh, Robbie loves that as well.
00:28:45I want her investigated and defuckin' destroyed.
00:28:49Dead destroyed!
00:28:50Sir, I can't find any information on her. It's like, Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:55That's not impossible.
00:28:57She...
00:28:58You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:03She doesn't exist!
00:29:06Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:08We're back in a close race. If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:13And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:29:18We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:25When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:29God, there was nothing, really.
00:29:32Sarah saved us all.
00:29:34I need to get him alone to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:37Alright everyone, back to work.
00:29:39Topher.
00:29:40Sir.
00:29:41Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah.
00:29:46You saved me.
00:29:47And I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally thank you.
00:29:51Topher.
00:29:52Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:57He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:03Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:06I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:19You've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:20Can you try to call her again?
00:30:22Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:24Can you try to call her again?
00:30:25Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:27No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:30It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:33I told you.
00:30:34She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher.
00:30:38We need to get Beth involved publicly.
00:30:39ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:45No.
00:30:46I'm not gonna treat Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her.
00:30:49Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:50It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:53It'll destroy it.
00:30:54This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:57It's mine.
00:30:59And you work for me.
00:31:01What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:12I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:16You bitch.
00:31:18I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:25My fault?
00:31:26I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:29You're such a liar.
00:31:31Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:36You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:41You don't know Beth.
00:31:43And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it, I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:53I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:56But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:03The senator's telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:08Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:11As if.
00:32:15Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor intern who just arrived off Boston Cornfield know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:24I wonder that too.
00:32:25If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her. For lying.
00:32:30I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:32Beth.
00:32:33Hi, I'm Rebecca. It's so great to meet you. May I call you Beth?
00:32:44Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:48I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:50Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant. You're running a campaign and I'm a private person.
00:32:57I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:00We need her. The senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist. Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:09You need me. On live TV.
00:33:13I can't do it. I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera. It would be a disaster.
00:33:19Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:21This is all Sarah's fault. By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:26She's late. Screw it. I have to fire her.
00:33:31Enough, Rebecca. I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:35She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker. Not some worthless Nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:33:43Excuse me, I-
00:33:44You heard what I said. Back off.
00:33:47And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:50I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:55Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:01Yeah? I'll script the whole thing. Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:04This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:07Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:13Well, I've got a meeting scheduled so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:17See-
00:34:19Where is she always running off to?
00:34:22Okay, I have all our lines memorized.
00:34:26Me too. I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:29Good, but the interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:32Mr. Stinnett, is your fiancé here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:36Any second now.
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:42Not so fast, fun girl.
00:34:44Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:46You shameless bitch.
00:34:48You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:51No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies for-
00:34:55Hold it in.
00:34:57This isn't your corn farm. You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:03You're live in four minutes. If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:35:09You'll take the blame, farm girl. If that doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Stinnett, where is Beth?
00:35:21You're not going anywhere. If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame. You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:32Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:35What? Beth said that? She isn't even here. You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb and-
00:35:43Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful. And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:50Beautiful? I-
00:35:52I-
00:35:53Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher. I mean, sir.
00:36:02Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:04I should have said that. But yes, I do think you're beautiful. I barely know Beth.
00:36:10Posing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:13Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side. Not her.
00:36:19Topher.
00:36:20I know. We have to worry about the election.
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth. After that, all bets are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air! Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:34My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:47Just breathe. If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:37:04Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:15My campaign manager told me exactly what to say. This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious Beth, fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:29Tell us, Beth. How did you two meet?
00:37:33Okay. Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:37:37Well, it's been a whirlwind. We started dating about five months ago. We met at a political event.
00:37:43That bar girl bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:46Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great. Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth? It's a person.
00:37:54Shit. I forgot the right answer to that question. Come on, Topher.
00:38:00Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:04What do you love about Beth?
00:38:07Shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:10What do you love about Beth?
00:38:12My fiancé is so modest. We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:17You can answer. I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:19I don't know anything about Beth. I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:28Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love about her?
00:38:34She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:42She's beautiful.
00:38:46And humble.
00:38:48Sarah is.
00:38:49You're talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:52Sarah. Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:55That's right. Beth Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was talking about Beth, my fiancé.
00:39:00Well, same question for you, Beth. We know Christopher the politician. Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:08We know Christopher the politician. Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:15Beth is a private person. I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview. It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:22No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:25No, I don't mind. What do I love about Topher?
00:39:29There's something special about him.
00:39:32Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:44He has a big heart.
00:39:46He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:54He respects and listens to everyone.
00:39:57Even his interns.
00:40:00He makes them feel good.
00:40:03You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:40:09Senator, welcome.
00:40:11This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:13We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:18Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:23No. Of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:30I do. It's funny.
00:40:32Beth claims to be an heir as a political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:37and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:40She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:46Politics can be so messy.
00:40:49But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:52There is a non-partum charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:56I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:00I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:41:03The Senator will expose you.
00:41:04Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:07Of course not.
00:41:09Beth will join me.
00:41:13Absolutely.
00:41:14How am I going to pull this off? I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:41:27It'll be fun. The booze is free.
00:41:30I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth. I won't know how to act. I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:37Only if you're the Queen of England, or something. You will be fine. What are you so worried about?
00:41:44I just don't want to hurt Topher, or his campaign.
00:41:47Wow. You've got a bad form, huh? A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:53And you get to dress up, and eat caviar, and finally see how the other half lives.
00:41:58I'm jealous. You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:06Are you serious?
00:42:07Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel. A rich guest left it. I've got you covered.
00:42:12Topher, darling, another glass of champagne? Yes, girl. Make him work for it.
00:42:33You think he'll like it? Like it? He'll be drooling.
00:42:36Sarah! It's me, Topher. I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:42He's here to see me? But he can't see me like this.
00:42:47Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:55No, Topher, hold on, please. He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:01I brought you something. I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:09I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:11Just one second! Oh!
00:43:13What has gone into you?
00:43:15I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:20Sarah! Oh, hi. You're from the hotel. Stephanie, right?
00:43:25Yes, yes. Sarah will be out in a second. I was just leaving.
00:43:29Have fun, you two!
00:43:36What was that? Is everything okay?
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43I told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash. I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:47What are you doing here?
00:43:51I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I don't.
00:43:59I came here to see you. I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:07Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:10You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:12I wish I could say what I came here to say.
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:16But I have a fake fiance.
00:44:18And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:25Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:29I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:33It's a black tie. I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:35Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:46But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:49You're my assistant.
00:44:51I need you there with me.
00:44:53I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:56Good night, Sarah.
00:44:58Okay.
00:45:01And Beth.
00:45:02In the same room?
00:45:03Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:07Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:09Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress's fiancee.
00:45:13Dumb hick.
00:45:15Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:17You snuck away, again.
00:45:19I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:21But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:23Nice.
00:45:25How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:27Look at this thing.
00:45:28I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca, but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:30Nice?
00:45:31You're a poor farm girl.
00:45:33Look at this knock-off dress.
00:45:35Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:37It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:39Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:41How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:45We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it. It was a gift.
00:45:52Ha-ha. From who?
00:45:55A special man in my life.
00:45:57What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost. Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:04Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:11Wow.
00:46:13Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:16Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:20She stole that dress.
00:46:23It's not stealing. It's a gift.
00:46:26What?
00:46:28Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:31Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:34I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:36What?
00:46:38Looky, looky. The sex creep candidate.
00:46:53Flirting with the pole.
00:46:56Young intern behind his fiance's back.
00:46:59And speaking of your fiance, back.
00:47:02I'm gonna go change into bath, Topher.
00:47:03Just hang on.
00:47:04Where is she?
00:47:06Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiance will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right?
00:47:15Mr. Sinnott, where's your lovely fiance?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah! Topher?
00:47:24Where is she?
00:47:25Your woman isn't here in five seconds.
00:47:28You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:40Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:43Only a little, darling fiance.
00:47:46Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:53I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:57I think you're a fraud.
00:48:02And I'm gonna be watching you all night long like a Hulk!
00:48:07Oh shit, what am I supposed to do during a five course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:12Ladies and gentlemen!
00:48:15As your Senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:20For...
00:48:22My Bobby Boy.
00:48:24The Family Community Council.
00:48:25Yes!
00:48:27Family values!
00:48:29Which my opponent, Stenott, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute, and then a sudden fiance.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:38Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:42It's charity.
00:48:44Leave the NASA politics aside for the night.
00:48:48I'm sorry, you have to sit without the night.
00:48:51It's okay.
00:48:52I'll just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:55Smart.
00:48:56His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth!
00:49:01You're an heiress.
00:49:03And a political donor.
00:49:06Hm.
00:49:07Funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen or heard of you until now!
00:49:17That's funny.
00:49:19I hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:24A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fork that-
00:49:38Don't go, Church Dennett!
00:49:40A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:45What else are you hiding?
00:49:47Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich, but in my heart I'm working class.
00:49:55The kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:10Ha, ha, ha!
00:50:12Nice try, girl!
00:50:13My name is Beth.
00:50:14Not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:19The kind of women you fear, because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:25Damn, Beth.
00:50:26Well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:50:36If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:42I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:44And I demand to know anything.
00:50:48Lady!
00:50:49Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:55Let's dance.
00:51:01Sorry.
00:51:02I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:51:06It's okay.
00:51:08I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:18I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiance in order to save my campaign, but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:25Someone I have really no feelings for.
00:51:27Maybe even love.
00:51:29Who is it?
00:51:31I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34The senator and press would devour me.
00:51:36Because she's my intern.
00:51:39I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:42Really?
00:51:48Oh my god, he loves me.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:53Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:58And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:01Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:03Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:04I need to talk to her.
00:52:05I want to talk to...
00:52:07She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:12She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:15Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:16Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me.
00:52:29He loves me!
00:52:31But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:34Will he hate me for it?
00:52:37Sarah.
00:52:40I need to see you.
00:52:41Me too.
00:52:42Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:44It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:48Not now, guys.
00:52:50Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:52Uh, what is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:56Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:58This is important.
00:52:59A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:03You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with Senator Hessler, and it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:10People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:15People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:18The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:22I see. It's good news.
00:53:24Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:30Wait!
00:53:32I'm not doing any press conferences. I'll have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:51Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but...
00:53:56I need to tell you that I...
00:53:57I need to tell you that I...
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:11You're Beth. It's you.
00:54:14It's you.
00:54:16You're Beth.
00:54:17You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:20Sarah.
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you are.
00:54:23Why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:28But I came here because of you.
00:54:30Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:33That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun.
00:54:38I didn't know it was you that night, but...
00:54:41Then...
00:54:43Then we had that night together.
00:54:45A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:54:52And I knew that if anyone found out you were sleeping with your intern...
00:54:58It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:00I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:07Say something, Topher, please.
00:55:10I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you...
00:55:20It would ruin both of us.
00:55:22I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:24But I can't.
00:55:27I believe in you.
00:55:29Your campaign is too important.
00:55:31I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:33Sarah, I love you.
00:55:34No.
00:55:35Now, if he gets intimate with his assistant...
00:55:38It's game over for all of us.
00:55:40So keep it professional.
00:55:42Please.
00:55:44Don't tell me.
00:55:50Hey, what's going on?
00:55:53The press is outside.
00:55:55They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:57Come on, the election's tied.
00:56:05What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:08Nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:13You're so important to him.
00:56:17This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:25Hurry.
00:56:30Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:35It's just your speech.
00:56:41It's just your speech.
00:56:49Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:05You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech.
00:57:19Like most politicians.
00:57:22But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:24So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:26You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:31Any questions?
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:39This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:43But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:48Who gave him the speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:51Who?
00:57:53Farm girl did it.
00:57:54I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:57:59No.
00:58:00Yes.
00:58:01I did give him the papers.
00:58:02Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:04Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:06I didn't do this.
00:58:07No, we have to fire her.
00:58:09That's right.
00:58:11Fire the incompetent.
00:58:13Wait.
00:58:15Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:19You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:28I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:31She's a good person.
00:58:32I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:34She gave you the papers.
00:58:36There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:38Check the printer ID.
00:58:40See who printed out these pages.
00:58:41What?
00:58:42But Sarah did it.
00:58:43I...
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:45Case closed.
00:58:46The end.
00:58:47Fire her.
00:58:48Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:50Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:55No, I...
00:58:56It's not what it looks like.
00:58:58This is your final warning.
00:59:00You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:02Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:05And you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you.
00:59:09Alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:13I can't.
00:59:15I won't be the reason to lose the election, so...
00:59:20Let's keep the profession.
00:59:21Wait, Sarah.
00:59:22Sir!
00:59:23You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:28Forget about the intern.
00:59:30We need to go.
00:59:31Now.
00:59:32I'm only going.
00:59:33If Sarah goes.
00:59:38Why?
00:59:39Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:42I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:46Cut.
00:59:48What's going on?
00:59:49I'm fine.
00:59:50Let's just go for another take.
00:59:51What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:53What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:55For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:58Leave you alone?
00:59:59I don't know what you did.
01:00:01But I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:03You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:00:06No, I only want him to win.
01:00:08Well...
01:00:09Whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:12Idiot.
01:00:13Action.
01:00:14I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:16Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:17Senate.
01:00:18Vote for the Senate.
01:00:20And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:22What?
01:00:23Love.
01:00:24Love.
01:00:25Cut! Cut!
01:00:26What?
01:00:27Tova, what's going on?
01:00:32Why are you looking at an...
01:00:34An intern?
01:00:37It's just in it.
01:00:39I'm here. I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:45Let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go. Again, another take.
01:00:48Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:55I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:57I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:00Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:04I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:07whether it's popular or not.
01:01:09Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:14This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:18Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:25Cut!
01:01:27That was fantastic!
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:30Woo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:35Let's keep filming.
01:01:36You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:39I'm tired of later.
01:01:40I want to talk now.
01:01:41Mr. Stennett.
01:01:44Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:46To you, it's just over.
01:01:50Excuse me?
01:01:51Where are you going?
01:01:53That was great, sir.
01:01:57Before you say anything,
01:02:00Sarah, I want you.
01:02:02I need you.
01:02:04Tofer, what about the election?
01:02:05Screw politics.
01:02:06You're more important.
01:02:07I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together.
01:02:11For real.
01:02:12If you do.
01:02:13I want to be together.
01:02:14For real.
01:02:15If you do.
01:02:16I want to be together.
01:02:17Would you like to do it?
01:02:18I want to be together.
01:02:20As he How do you do.
01:02:21As you tell me,
01:02:22He will take you together.
01:02:23I promise.
01:02:24A dream is managing.
01:02:25and he will mãiuana.
01:02:26He will take you together.
01:02:27You bring so bad.
01:02:29To
01:02:46That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:11I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:16I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:37Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:46It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care if she's us together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:27Is there someone in here?
01:04:28I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:38Beth.
01:04:39I...
01:04:39Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46Enough.
01:04:47Rebecca.
01:04:48Get out.
01:04:48I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:05I think it calls for some celebration.
01:05:06I think it's...
01:05:07Where were you?
01:05:08Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:21No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:26Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:34You are Beth.
01:05:39Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut!
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't...
01:06:05How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:18Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28And not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:44Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher, I need you help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02They should be mine.
01:07:03You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows brussel sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh no.
01:07:23Corn girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:24I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:52You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:08I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler
01:08:24and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Becca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:38Did you mean it when you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:58Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate's note?
01:09:02I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:09I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:17And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all around that.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming!
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:10:00Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14Hmm?
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:31My name is Sarah.
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:35Go right in.
01:10:36Oh, good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck child.
01:10:44Sorry.
01:10:50Beth, I...
01:10:51What?
01:10:52Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:10You stupid.
01:11:11Hey.
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now and kick her out.
01:11:26Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah.
01:11:32The election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:38You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Kick Senator Hussle's back.
01:12:03Hey, warm slut.
01:12:06Rebecca, Topher fired you.
01:12:07What are you doing here?
01:12:08Are you even here?
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a blast.
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are so mindless.
01:12:29What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:33No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:45That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:48We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:55If there was a video with an AI fake, you are really getting nasty in the dirt like a farm girl.
01:13:07You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:22You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, tall dream affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:52Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:13Candy, I mean, who are you?
01:14:25You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:31Ah, come on, Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:46I am a religious, immoral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:54Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiancée isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:18Christopher's standing.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancée was a social liar.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31Aye.
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:34you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38Aye.
01:15:38Aye, aye, aye.
01:15:39You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:41And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:08S-O-B!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:11But the difference between us?
01:16:15You lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:35Don't do it, heck.
01:16:37I can do this.
01:16:38For Topher.
01:16:40What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a T-P-D, a televised political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring props.
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a pro.
01:16:59This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no-
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:13You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist
01:17:31fool.
01:17:31Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern, and she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring
01:17:58him down, I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:02So yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose, I want to be with you.
01:18:20OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:25Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair, and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:50Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:18:59I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich, and I'll use this money to destroy you, and to bribe prosecutors, to investigate you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:26No!
01:19:28Senator, stop talking!
01:19:30It's all taken out of context.
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video, a cheap fake fake news.
01:19:48Cut!
01:19:49Cut you commercial!
01:19:50No!
01:19:51What?
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:20Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this election!
01:20:24Election!
01:20:26Oh, shark!
01:20:27Oh, shark!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:32I'm serious.
01:20:34Oh, the volcano's erupted.
01:20:35No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:20:57As your campaign manager,
01:21:04I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose,
01:21:16it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what,
01:21:18I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:21But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close
01:21:25will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:29I think I will know what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time to go.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:40Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. senator.
01:21:47Mr. Senator-Elect.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02you won because of the promotion.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you,
01:22:08on a great victory
01:22:09and a great engagement.
01:22:14Yes!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16Yes!
01:22:17Yes!
01:22:17Yes!
01:22:19Is this coming here?
01:22:20I know, I know.
01:22:21I know.
01:22:21Huh?
01:22:22Senator.
01:22:24She's coming.
01:22:33I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:22:35because I have you.
01:22:37Pardon me.
01:22:41I'm not lucky.
01:22:42When I left the farm,
01:22:44I wanted to help me change the world.
01:22:46But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:50Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:52And now pronounce you,
01:22:53Senator and wife.
01:22:54Mrs. Senator,
01:23:07the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:09First,
01:23:10let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
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