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00:00Okay, I'm Steven Spielberg. I directed Jaws and Jurassic Park and I think other movies.
00:05I'm making this movie called The Fablemans and I want someone to play John Ford.
00:09He was my hero. That train was crazy.
00:13So, what do you think, David?
00:16Steven, I know who John Ford is. I will do your movie.
00:20If you give me some fucking Cheetos, please.
00:25Okay, David said only do it for a bag of Cheetos.
00:28And I think he's going to die in two and a half years.
00:30All right, I need a bag of Cheetos because I've got to fill this role for a movie.
00:36Sorry, boss. We all had a Cheetos. We literally just ran out of playa.
00:40How do you run out of Cheetos?
00:41Well, they shut down the factory, boss.
00:44They have to have a warehouse with a bunch of Cheetos.
00:47All right, boys. Spielberg wants Lynch. We need Cheetos. We don't have Cheetos.
00:54I need you guys to go to a warehouse where there has to be some Cheetos.
00:58Get me a bag of Cheetos.
01:00What about the Cheetah?
01:03What?
01:03Take care of the Cheetah.
01:06I see what you're saying.
01:08Hold on. I thought...
01:09Why should we be concerned about a fictional Cheetah?
01:12Dummy.
01:13The Cheetah is very, very strong.
01:15But it's not real.
01:19Have you not seen the commercials?
01:22You're seriously telling me that's supposed to be a real Cheetah.
01:25It's not any bullshit.
01:27That is true, though. That is true.
01:30Have you seen the movie Space Jam?
01:32I'm starting to get a really serious headache.
01:38Steven!
01:39Where are you?
01:44Where the fuck are my Cheetos?
01:46Uh, my production team, Group 6, is out getting them right now.
01:49Well, you better make it fucking quick.
01:51Oh, yeah. We will.
01:52John Ford.
01:53No, my name is David Lynch.
01:55I'm not John Ford until I get my fucking Cheetos.
01:57Let's get out of here.
01:58How else do you want to teach a guy a lesson?
01:59You know that one guy, two-cam Sam, Fruit Loops?
02:00Alright, remember the job?
02:01Yeah, so we gotta find this Cheetah.
02:02Lookie, lookie, what we got here.
02:03No fucking way.
02:04Is that...
02:05It's cheesing time!
02:06You want some good old snack food there, buddy?
02:08Oh, this is the last bag.
02:09Okay, well, listen.
02:10Our guy, David Lynch, needs that bag.
02:11Mmm.
02:12Yeah, well, listen.
02:13Our guy, David Lynch, needs that bag.
02:14Mmm.
02:16I don't know.
02:17I don't know.
02:18I don't know.
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02:29I don't know.
02:30It's my David Lynch pizza bag.
02:31Mmm.
02:32This David's quince you talk about.
02:33Lynch.
02:34It's Lynch.
02:35It's Cheesing time!
02:36Is that all you say?
02:37Follow your nose.
02:38It's not even your phrase.
02:39It's not even your catchphrase.
02:40All right, get behind him.
02:42Wait, I want to clean shots.
02:44All right, well, I didn't know you were real a couple hours ago,
02:46so I'm sorry to do this.
02:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:49It's been a long time since cheese has been cheesing.
02:53sorry there simba your circle life is up okay guys wait let's go but it really is the last
03:05cheeto my brand my image my ability to speak please guys oh boy it's my cheetos thank you
03:16steven thank you very much wait where's where's your pa i don't know
03:46keep doing keep doing me
03:54keep doing me
03:56keep doing me
04:09Keep, keep doin', keep doin' me
04:14Keep doin', keep doin' me
04:16No grass today
04:21I didn't smoke no grass today
04:23That's cause I'm the one on stage
04:26So who am I to take away?
04:28What makes you feel this great?
04:31I didn't smoke no grass today
04:33But that's because I love to play
04:35So who am I to take away?
04:38What makes you feel this great?