A dark comedy about Honey O'Donahue, a small-town private investigator, who delves into a series of strange deaths tied to a mysterious church.
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00:00Action!
00:01Submission!
00:02There is no higher service!
00:12The address you wanted?
00:13Thanks, MG.
00:16Honey, right?
00:17Love those click-clacking heels.
00:24Honey O'Donohue!
00:25To what do we owe the honor?
00:27Can you tell me about this woman being Novotny?
00:31She got stabbed and stuffed in a car, I guess.
00:38Only when we submit to the will of God do we serve him.
00:44Hector!
00:45Not in the sacristy!
00:54The French, they are not happy.
00:56Who's not happy?
01:00I've got some plans for tonight.
01:02Honey O'Donohue!
01:03I ain't seen you in a minute.
01:05Meet Novotny.
01:06Are you aware of any trouble she was in?
01:07Won't she owe you money?
01:08She was afraid of something the cops couldn't help her, right?
01:11I said I'd help.
01:12Cops said it was an accident.
01:14That was from her church in town.
01:16She never wore that in the house.
01:18They'll neither.
01:25Why is a private investigator looking into a traffic fatality?
01:28What can you tell me about-
01:29Do you drink?
01:30Heavily, it's a point of pride.
01:31Should you and I discuss this over a drink?
01:33Tuesdays I dry out.
01:34Today is Wednesday.
01:35Today is Tuesday.
01:36Spooky!
01:38Action!
01:40Duty!
01:41Submission!
01:43There is no higher service!
01:47I help people, Miss O'Donohue.
01:49I see a need and I feel it.
01:51You see a need and you exploit it.
01:55This is God's punishment.
01:57And his will be done.
02:00Can you help me?
02:01Yeah.
02:12You're fascinating.
02:13And you haven't even seen the riddle tattooed on my ass.
02:31Over here.
02:32You have to make a mistake.
02:33You have to be prepared for me.
02:34I'll look at the picture in my ass.
02:35You have to stick out my ass and drink.
02:36I'll try to keep it.
02:38You can help my ass.
02:39No.
02:40I'll see it.
02:41So, you can take it.
02:42You can try it.
02:43I will take it.
02:44Excuse me.
02:46Here.
02:47I'm going to take it.
02:48I'll take it.
02:49I'll try it.
02:50I'll take your ass.
02:51At the expense.
02:52I'll try it.
02:53I'll try it.
02:54I'll try it.
02:56I'll try it.
02:57You need to keep it.
02:58I'll try it.
02:59You'll see it.