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00:00:00Ayo, there's gotta be a victim, gotta be a way

00:00:17I'ma stop by the bank, I'ma go and get paid

00:00:25Somebody need to post my bill real quick

00:00:28Polly

00:00:31Ayo, there's gotta be a victim, gotta be a way

00:00:39I'ma stop by the bank, I'ma go and get paid

00:00:45Somebody need to post my bill real quick

00:00:50Polly

00:00:58I thought I had some tickets on, shit

00:01:13I'm trying to give this beautiful lady some tickets, you know, because I've been a player, I've been a captain saver ho, and my job now is nothing left in life but to become a sugar daddy

00:01:24TK, we need your approval on a two million dollar bail

00:01:53What does the collateral look like?

00:01:55Cash, property, 2005 Escalade with spinners

00:02:00Okay cool, let's make that happen, fax me over the proper information because you know we're about to shoot the special tonight

00:02:05Got it

00:02:06Yo, LC, so I'm trying to get here on Thursday

00:02:11Okay, here, definitely about 7.30 tonight

00:02:14We'll spend a few hours on it, and I'll save like a 7.30 to 9.30

00:02:19Alright, we're gonna bring him, so I'll hit you then

00:02:23Okay, alright, let me

00:02:26You have a great back

00:02:32Oh, okay

00:02:32I need you to relax

00:02:36You have a lot of tension on your shoulders

00:02:44Yes

00:02:45I need some pussy

00:02:46Okay

00:02:47That's what it is

00:02:49Hello?

00:02:50How is this?

00:02:51Okay, hold on just a second, I have a garbage for you

00:02:56Hello?

00:02:57How is this?

00:03:11Okay, hold on just a second, I have a garbage for you

00:03:16What up, pap?

00:03:21Yo, yo, stop asking me answering my phone

00:03:25Yo, okay, I know Showtime

00:03:28Yo, do me a favor, make sure you get KT and Kaz, alright?

00:03:32Bring the miles right around, I'm gonna whip that today, alright?

00:03:35Alright, cool, I'm getting ready now

00:03:38Alright, later

00:03:39Alright, later

00:03:42Hey mom, I gotta go

00:03:43I don't know

00:03:44You want my baby where you want?

00:03:46Alright, baby

00:03:47Order some room service, we could

00:03:50Baby, can we do it more time before you leave?

00:03:53No, I'm tired, I can't fuck you like I used to

00:03:55But let's go take a quick shower, you go wash my back

00:03:57Okay, okay, okay

00:04:01You're fine now

00:04:02Cause that's the type of nigga I am, T to the motherfucking cat

00:04:12Sure

00:04:32We're on our way to the show

00:04:45It's called Against All Odds

00:04:47Now, Against All Odds is pretty much a man who's been through so much in his life

00:04:52And has so many obstacles and adversity that he never gave up

00:04:56And Against All Odds, he still made it

00:04:59Alright

00:05:23Yo, T to the motherfucking cat

00:05:25About to make history, baby

00:05:29Alright, so that's what it's about

00:05:45Two minutes TK and you're on

00:05:47Cool, let's make it happen

00:05:48I'm getting ready

00:05:49Woke up in the morning with my mind on me

00:05:51And how I'm gonna hustle and make some cheese

00:05:54My dog is locked up and he can't post bail

00:05:57And he can't take another lonely day in jail

00:05:59So I grab my pants and I grab my heat

00:06:01And I jump in the ride and I glide the streets

00:06:03Cause I'm not the type of guy that got cold feet

00:06:07I rock smash the grab

00:06:09Talk to you next week

00:06:11Cause it's either gonna be you or it's gonna be me

00:06:13And I'm not getting served like tennis meets

00:06:15I gotta get this money post bail real quick

00:06:17Before the judge D.A. puts my boy in the fix

00:06:21So there's gotta be a victim, gotta be a way

00:06:24To kill someone slipping and get cash today

00:06:27And I see the perfect person walking out of the bank

00:06:29So I'm gonna come off to me

00:06:31Talk just to end your way

00:06:33And introduce me

00:06:35And my underground superstar of the world

00:06:39Peace to the motherfuckin' Dave Berkley

00:06:43What's up Elena?

00:07:09What's up Elena?

00:07:13What's going on?

00:07:14What's going on?

00:07:15Hello to everybody

00:07:16What's going on to all the players

00:07:18To all the white girls in the building

00:07:20You know what I'm saying?

00:07:21To the black girls, the Spanish girls, everybody

00:07:23Everybody doing their thing?

00:07:24Everybody good?

00:07:25Alright, so let me introduce myself

00:07:27For the people who know

00:07:28And for the people who don't give a fuck

00:07:32My name is T.K. Kirkland

00:07:34Better known as T to the motherfuckin' K

00:07:36And I just want y'all to know y'all ain't ready for me

00:07:39Now ladies, tonight in the show

00:07:40You're gonna hear me use the word bitch a great deal

00:07:43Now if you get offended by this word

00:07:45It's probably cause you're not secure

00:07:47With the particular lifestyle your ass is living right about now

00:07:51So please, deal with this on your own motherfuckin' time

00:07:54I'm gonna talk about player haters

00:07:55I'm gonna talk about fake ass bitches in my motherfuckin' show

00:07:58If your nigga never sat you down

00:08:00And separated the game from the truth

00:08:02That's your own motherfuckin' problem

00:08:03You should learn how to manage your pussy

00:08:05On your own motherfuckin' time

00:08:07You feel me?

00:08:10Basically what I'm sayin' is

00:08:11Jealous niggas recognize

00:08:12Freaky bitches fantasize

00:08:13Cause somebody shoulda told ya

00:08:15That's the type of nigga I am

00:08:17T to the motherfuckin' K

00:08:18That's how we go, right?

00:08:22Now the first thing I wanna talk about

00:08:23Is weak ass motherfuckin' niggas

00:08:25You know what I'm sayin'?

00:08:26Now weak ass niggas

00:08:27Like if a nigga see that

00:08:29Another nigga howlin' at your bitch

00:08:31Don't trip with the nigga

00:08:33Cause your bitch is fine

00:08:34Cause when you went from a G.O. Storm

00:08:36To a Bentley

00:08:37You had to know that the insurance

00:08:38Was gonna be different

00:08:43You know what I'm sayin'?

00:08:44I hate a nigga that wanna change

00:08:45A bitch automatically

00:08:46Tell him how to wear

00:08:47And what to dress

00:08:48And shit

00:08:49Unless he upgrading it

00:08:50You know?

00:08:51Cause I like for a bitch to show her ass

00:08:52A little titty

00:08:53Now and then

00:08:54You know what I'm sayin'?

00:08:55But I just don't let her go into

00:08:56The black community

00:08:57Into special clubs like that

00:08:58Cause you niggas don't know

00:09:01How to motherfuckin' act

00:09:02You know what I'm sayin'?

00:09:03You know?

00:09:04And I feel if I'm icy

00:09:05My bitch gotta be icy

00:09:06I see a lot of you girls

00:09:07Fuckin' for free

00:09:08And none of y'all got a little

00:09:09Diamond tennis bracelet on

00:09:10Or nothin'

00:09:11So you been suckin' dick

00:09:12All these years

00:09:13For nothin'?

00:09:14You mean to tell me

00:09:15That the nigga is

00:09:16You sittin' next to her

00:09:17Cookin' nothin' in those ales?

00:09:18They do have that hair

00:09:19Don't they?

00:09:20You know what I'm sayin'?

00:09:21I'm not sayin' a nigga

00:09:22Should break all his money on you

00:09:23But if you takin' it

00:09:24And fuckin' good

00:09:25And cookin' a nigga somethin'

00:09:26Tell a nigga get you a little

00:09:27Tennis bracelet

00:09:28You know?

00:09:29Get your hair bumped in the back

00:09:30Or somethin'

00:09:31You know what I'm sayin'?

00:09:32I just want you girls to win

00:09:33Cause you're so used to losin'

00:09:35Y'all know when you won

00:09:36That's the shit that I'm trying

00:09:37To talk about

00:09:38You know?

00:09:39And I just want out fair

00:09:40You know?

00:09:41Just real shit

00:09:42Really?

00:09:43You know?

00:09:44Just real shit

00:09:45Cause I love me a down ass bitch

00:09:46You know what I'm sayin'?

00:09:47A lot of women talk about

00:09:48I don't have a man

00:09:49Because I'm successful

00:09:50Nah bitch

00:09:51There's somethin' wrong with you

00:09:52Don't use that shit as a facade

00:09:55To make you think

00:09:56That you're really important

00:09:57Just because you're successful

00:09:59Don't no nigga wanna fuck with you

00:10:00Even a nigga

00:10:01A janitor

00:10:02Got bitches chasing his ass

00:10:04You ever see a bitch

00:10:06In the school

00:10:07Chasing a nigga

00:10:08With a lot of keys?

00:10:09Like I like Johnny

00:10:10He got a lot of keys

00:10:13You know what I'm sayin'?

00:10:14It's just real shit

00:10:15You know?

00:10:16A lot of women don't like

00:10:17To deal with successful men

00:10:18Because they can't take the challenge

00:10:20The competition

00:10:21Cause they feel that

00:10:22Other women

00:10:23Is chasing their motherfuckin' man

00:10:24Motherfuckin' right

00:10:26Other women are

00:10:27Chasing your motherfuckin' man

00:10:28So what you got to do

00:10:29Is play your motherfuckin' position

00:10:31And hold it down

00:10:32For the men that you think

00:10:33Is your motherfuckin' king

00:10:35You feel what I'm sayin'?

00:10:36That's just real talk

00:10:37You know?

00:10:38And a lot of you ladies

00:10:39Get into trouble anyway

00:10:40Because when a guy talks to you

00:10:42You don't really listen

00:10:43To what he's sayin'

00:10:44You know?

00:10:45If a nigga don't have

00:10:46A strategic plan

00:10:47You know what I'm sayin'?

00:10:49Or a direction

00:10:50Where he's taking you

00:10:51In the first five, ten minutes

00:10:52Why should you vote for him

00:10:53To be the candidate

00:10:54Of the child

00:10:55That you about to bear

00:10:56Or the member

00:10:57Of his motherfuckin' family?

00:10:58Am I right or wrong?

00:11:00You know?

00:11:01That's why a lot of you girls

00:11:02Have kids

00:11:03Some niggas you didn't really feel

00:11:04Because you didn't do

00:11:05Your homework properly

00:11:06Before you put your knees

00:11:07Behind your chin

00:11:08You know what I'm sayin'?

00:11:12You know?

00:11:13You get pregnant

00:11:14And all of a sudden

00:11:15You're religious

00:11:16It wasn't religious

00:11:17When your knees

00:11:18Is past your chin

00:11:19You know?

00:11:20When I spoke to you

00:11:21The other night

00:11:22I didn't hear you

00:11:23You saying God

00:11:24But you was like

00:11:25I can't do this

00:11:26Because it's against

00:11:27My motherfuckin' religion

00:11:28I just want you girls

00:11:29To manage your pussy

00:11:30A little bit better

00:11:31And you can come up

00:11:32In this world

00:11:33And achieve things

00:11:34That you would not

00:11:35Have believed in

00:11:36In your past

00:11:37You feel what I'm sayin'?

00:11:38On some real shit

00:11:39Because your parents

00:11:40Sent you into the world

00:11:41Unprepared

00:11:42Seriously

00:11:43In the bank

00:11:44But you wanna call

00:11:45The motherfuckin' shots

00:11:46I really don't understand

00:11:47That type of shit

00:11:48You know what I'm sayin'?

00:11:49If your ass is broke

00:11:50You really have to be

00:11:51Slightly more submissive

00:11:52Than the regular bitch

00:11:53Because the chance

00:11:54Of you being homeless

00:11:55And struggling

00:11:56For your rest of life

00:11:57Is a thin line

00:11:58Between success

00:11:59And the homeless shelter

00:12:01And I just want women

00:12:02To really come up

00:12:03Because y'all

00:12:04Fuckin' up so bad

00:12:05And this is the reason

00:12:06I did this show here

00:12:07Because I felt

00:12:08If I hit this spot

00:12:09By the time

00:12:10You'll get in the car

00:12:11By the time

00:12:12I get on the plane tomorrow

00:12:13Half the world

00:12:14Will have got this message

00:12:15Because you hoes

00:12:16Just really talk a lot

00:12:17And that's what's

00:12:21Really important

00:12:22Now if you're sensitive

00:12:23If you ain't got

00:12:24Your light together

00:12:25You ain't gonna like this show

00:12:26If you're a weak bitch

00:12:27And you've been complaining

00:12:28On a motherfuckin' day

00:12:29You gonna look at me

00:12:30And you know I don't really

00:12:31Like him because

00:12:32You mad because

00:12:33I'm reading your email

00:12:34Basically is what I'm sayin'

00:12:35You know what I'm sayin'

00:12:36So I just really want you

00:12:37To know just put all your

00:12:38Emotions aside

00:12:39And just have some fun

00:12:40And we just gonna do

00:12:41A motherfuckin' thing

00:12:42That's how we doin' it

00:12:43You know

00:12:44I hate broke women

00:12:45You know who you are

00:12:46No offense to you women

00:12:47Out here

00:12:48I mean unless you're broke

00:12:49Cause y'all hate broke niggas

00:12:50Right?

00:12:51We hate broke bitches

00:12:52So since I got the mic

00:12:53I'm gonna keep it real

00:12:54From a young nigga perspective

00:12:56Cause a lot of women

00:12:57Like they're in tootin' dyes

00:12:58That means to assume

00:12:59A lot of women think

00:13:00That when a man pick you up

00:13:01For a date

00:13:02We supposed to pay

00:13:03For a motherfuckin' thing

00:13:04Fuck that, I don't give a fuck

00:13:05I got $1,500 in my glove compartment

00:13:07You bring $60, $80 with your ass

00:13:10What happens if I get robbed

00:13:11How the fuck we gonna get home?

00:13:13You feel me?

00:13:14My philosophy is

00:13:15You handle local shit

00:13:16I handle state and federal

00:13:17That's how we get down

00:13:18In this motherfucker

00:13:19You know

00:13:20I remember the other night

00:13:21I went to pick a girl out

00:13:22And you know

00:13:23Pick a girl up

00:13:24And she came out

00:13:25And we just sat there for a while

00:13:26And she's like, what's wrong?

00:13:27I said, you got that?

00:13:28She's like, got that

00:13:29I said, you got your money?

00:13:30She's like, I don't get paid

00:13:31The next Friday

00:13:32So I said, you gotta leave

00:13:33I'll pick you up next Friday

00:13:35Bitch, we just ain't gonna be

00:13:37Riding around

00:13:38Gas so motherfuckin' high

00:13:41You think I got gas to waste?

00:13:43You know what I'm saying?

00:13:44We ain't doing that type of shit

00:13:45You know what I'm saying?

00:13:46You got to have your money right

00:13:47To sit in the motherfuckin' vehicle

00:13:48With me

00:13:49That's just the way it is

00:13:50I'm in Chicago

00:13:51And we getting ourselves together

00:13:52And the bitch is all dressed up

00:13:54And doing her motherfuckin' thing

00:13:55So we leave

00:13:56Cause you know, I'm tryin' to fuck you

00:13:57You know, I'm single

00:13:58I'd rather be a player

00:13:59Than a motherfuckin'

00:14:00To say that I'm gay

00:14:01So yeah, I'm fuckin'

00:14:02That's what I'm doin'

00:14:03You feel me?

00:14:04So we walk into the car

00:14:05And I'm thinking

00:14:06You know, it's Bentleys

00:14:07And you know, nice little Jag

00:14:08But we pass all the cars

00:14:09We go get in the G.O. motherfuckin' store

00:14:11And I'm looking around

00:14:12I'm like, bitch

00:14:13This the G.O. motherfuckin' store?

00:14:16I'm bigger than the G.O. store

00:14:17So she said

00:14:18I need you to hold the car seat

00:14:19Because I don't have no room for you

00:14:24To sit in the vehicle

00:14:25I'm like, okay, cool

00:14:26So you know, I'm really tryin' to roll with it

00:14:27But damn

00:14:28I really gotta roll like this?

00:14:29So we sittin' in the car

00:14:30And I got the car baby seat in my lap

00:14:32And we drive

00:14:33But people recognize me

00:14:34They say, hey, they gon' tee

00:14:35To the motherfuckin' Kay

00:14:36But I'm embarrassed

00:14:37I'm tryin' to turn my head

00:14:38But the car seat

00:14:39Keeps blockin' my head

00:14:41From turnin'

00:14:43So we get to the house

00:14:44You know, and she said

00:14:45I know you gotta catch a plane early morning

00:14:47I'm just gonna pull out the futon

00:14:49I'ma set the clock for 5 o'clock

00:14:51Bitch, I'm not spittin' the night

00:14:53Leave you out your mind

00:14:54You think I'ma fuck you on this futon

00:14:56Roll over on this cold, wooden floor

00:14:59And get cold in my spine

00:15:01And hip

00:15:02Now I gotta take Tylenol for a week

00:15:04Week and a half

00:15:05For this shit

00:15:06Bitch, you out your motherfuckin' mind

00:15:08So then I leave

00:15:09And she got some niggas in the building

00:15:10They rob a nigga

00:15:12Now the bitch coulda told me

00:15:14The area was fucked up

00:15:16A lot of women don't know why

00:15:18Niggas don't call them no more

00:15:20Guys, you ever took a girl home

00:15:22And when you left that morning or the afternoon

00:15:24And you walked out

00:15:25You talk about, you know what?

00:15:26I just don't see myself coming around here anymore

00:15:28So ladies, where you live is extremely important

00:15:38A lot of women don't think that

00:15:39Am I right or wrong, fellas?

00:15:40You ever go to a girl home?

00:15:41You're like, damn, bitch, I don't know

00:15:43Woo

00:15:44Woo

00:15:46And then some women know how to ask for money, fellas

00:15:48Don't they?

00:15:49You know what I'm saying?

00:15:50Now if you got it, it's alright

00:15:51But some girls will set you up, you know?

00:15:53They'll be nice all for two weeks

00:15:55And then on two weeks and a half

00:15:57They'll be like, you call and say

00:15:58Hey, baby

00:15:59I hear something different than your voice

00:16:01Oh, nothing's wrong

00:16:03No, talk to me

00:16:04You know, niggas who really want to get in their bitch

00:16:07Show love

00:16:08They're like, no, I want to hear what's going on

00:16:09Come on, talk to me

00:16:10And then they go

00:16:12Fellas, if you ever hear that

00:16:15Hang up the motherfucker phone

00:16:17When you hear

00:16:19Hang the fuck up and run back

00:16:23And don't look at that motherfucker

00:16:24Don't pick it up

00:16:25Cause as soon as they start talking

00:16:27They draw your ass in

00:16:29You know?

00:16:30And then that's why

00:16:31Before I used to love taking care of family

00:16:32I don't do that shit no more

00:16:34If you got problems, guess what?

00:16:35I got more motherfucker problems than you

00:16:37For real

00:16:39My brakes don't work

00:16:41I crashed my car

00:16:42They invictin' me

00:16:44Bitch, I thought I was gonna move in with you

00:16:46They coming to get my kids

00:16:48They're supposed to be the same people that got my kids

00:16:51Oh my God, ain't shit fucked up out here?

00:16:54Cause the economy is bad, isn't it, yo?

00:16:56You got that

00:16:57I don't know what the fuck is gonna

00:16:58God bless the next president

00:17:00But I'm gonna trust the gas stations

00:17:02That's who my problem is

00:17:04Have you noticed you never see them change the price of gas

00:17:07During the daytime?

00:17:09You always notice it in the morning

00:17:12As you driving somewhere

00:17:13When the fuck did gas go up?

00:17:15Damn, this shit went up three cents to this level

00:17:19All these motherfuckers fucking with me

00:17:21Three cent already?

00:17:23It was just last night

00:17:24I went to bed at four o'clock

00:17:26When did that motherfucker get up

00:17:28And change them motherfucking pennies?

00:17:31This shit is horrible

00:17:34I don't give a fuck, y'all

00:17:35Economy so bad

00:17:36I'm driving down the freeway the other day

00:17:38I'm looking at the cop

00:17:39You know, I'm on probation

00:17:40You know, I got a strike, you know

00:17:42They keep a strict watch on me

00:17:45You know what I'm saying?

00:17:46So the cop come upon me

00:17:47I said, damn, do I got a warrant?

00:17:49You know?

00:17:50And he had a for sale sign on the car

00:17:51You know?

00:17:52So he came up to the car and said

00:17:54Brother, brother

00:17:55I'm like, what's up?

00:17:56Any problems?

00:17:57He said, sorry

00:17:58You know I'm selling my car

00:17:59I noticed you was looking at it

00:18:01I said, no sir

00:18:02That's one vehicle I choose not to fuck with

00:18:07Cause I feel sorry for guys in the back of a cop car

00:18:11I just don't know

00:18:12I just have sympathy for a crime, you know?

00:18:14Cause I love criminals, you know?

00:18:15Saddam Hussein was the coolest nigga I ever met in my motherfucking life

00:18:19You know what I'm saying?

00:18:20He'd come out with the big thick mustache and a rifle on his motherfucking hip

00:18:24That shit was true gangster to me

00:18:26You know what I'm saying?

00:18:27But it was fucked up how they murdered that nigga

00:18:29They murdered that motherfucker in a cashmere six button coat

00:18:34You could have put a robe on a nigga

00:18:35Do you know how expensive a six button cashmere motherfucking coat is?

00:18:39It's expensive

00:18:40And they killed him in the coat

00:18:42And that's what's really the problem

00:18:44You know, R. Kelly finally going to court this motherfucking week

00:18:47Now I don't know

00:18:48R. Kelly pulled off the biggest scheme in criminal history

00:18:53R. Kelly been fighting that one case for six motherfucking years

00:18:57I done had four cases in that motherfucking time

00:19:00He's still fighting the same motherfucking case

00:19:03R. Kelly come to court and say, hey, I'm doing the album

00:19:11And just keep motherfucking moving, don't he?

00:19:13You know?

00:19:14Poor Wesley Snipes

00:19:15What the fuck was he thinking, nigga?

00:19:17You know what I'm saying?

00:19:18I was watching him on the news

00:19:19I said, this motherfucker setting us back

00:19:20We all going to fuck the jail

00:19:22I'm on the phone with my tax mentor

00:19:24All right, I'm going to pay him now

00:19:25I'm going to pay him now

00:19:26Because they gave me to lock this motherfucker up

00:19:28And I don't really want any problems with these motherfucking tax people and shit

00:19:31Soon as I said that

00:19:32They said, Wesley Snipes guilty three years

00:19:35I was like, oh shit

00:19:36And do you know he tried to pay them at the last minute?

00:19:39They gave him the five million dollars

00:19:41Even though it's more

00:19:42And the judge said, yeah, we'll take that

00:19:44But you still got to do your three years

00:19:46Pay your motherfucking taxes, pampering

00:19:49You know what I'm saying?

00:19:50I don't give a fuck, you got to give them five dollars a month

00:19:52You know what I'm saying?

00:19:53Now if you owe a lot of money, pay them a little bit

00:19:55The chances of you dying before you pay everything is extremely high

00:20:00So you get away with not paying the whole motherfucking thing

00:20:03Pay them back slowly like if they owed you money

00:20:06They would go and give you all your money at the same motherfucking time, am I right?

00:20:09That's what you got to do

00:20:10Credit is important too, you know?

00:20:13If you sitting with somebody and they got fucked up credit

00:20:15The chances of you making in life is slim

00:20:17You just need to go kill yourself right now when you leave

00:20:20You are not going to make it in motherfucking life

00:20:24I don't give a fuck how good the dick is

00:20:26I don't care how a motherfucking promise you

00:20:28I don't give a fuck how big and fat and juicy your girl's ass is

00:20:32If your credit is fucked up, it's a motherfucking rap

00:20:37Your life is fucking over

00:20:39I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you

00:20:40I'm going to tell you the truth

00:20:41Go home, get a gun, boom!

00:20:44It's a motherfucking rap

00:20:46Why should you live anymore and take up more air out of the earth?

00:20:50You know what I'm saying?

00:20:51We already having problems with the environment

00:20:54Any motherfucking way

00:20:55If all y'all who got fucked up credit go home and kill yourself now

00:20:58The chances of living the extra day is extremely high now

00:21:03Cause it's good fucking with motherfuckers with good credit

00:21:05Nigga, if you have never experienced that, it's beautiful

00:21:09You walk into the motherfucking car dealership

00:21:11And you give them your ID

00:21:13You know, and they look at it and they say

00:21:15Go look at anything you want

00:21:18Look at anything you want

00:21:20And you just pull off

00:21:21They let you go by yourself

00:21:22Cause they trust you

00:21:23Credit is, I trust you

00:21:25You ever have fucked up credit and go into the thing?

00:21:27You know what I'm saying?

00:21:28Like, yeah, I'm going to trust the Bentley and shit

00:21:30Security, bring five people

00:21:34Follow the car and he cannot drive

00:21:37That's how fucked up credit will get you in your motherfucking life

00:21:43First thing I ask a woman when I meet her

00:21:45How's your credit?

00:21:46Girls be looking at me like, what?

00:21:48Cause I understand life

00:21:50But me dicking you down is not going to mean anything

00:21:53If your credit is not up to par

00:21:55And I really suggest

00:21:56My dick gets harder past 680 and above

00:21:59You feel me?

00:22:04If you fly and you know what I'm saying

00:22:06And you say 680

00:22:08I just start getting the motherfucking erection

00:22:10I'm like, bitch, I'm feeling you

00:22:12God damn

00:22:13We can do things

00:22:14We can do things

00:22:15You know?

00:22:16Some girls who lay in bed with them

00:22:18Credit fucked up

00:22:19They're like, you're not excited?

00:22:20Your dick's not hard

00:22:21You know why?

00:22:25No, what's wrong?

00:22:26You don't like me?

00:22:27Bitch, you're credit fucked up

00:22:28And I'm debating on whether I should fuck you

00:22:31I'm not a fool

00:22:32Why should I put all this wear and tear on my hip muscles

00:22:35With a bitch who's

00:22:38Credit is not so par

00:22:41I'm the one on the waist

00:22:42I don't want to put all that wear and tear on my spine muscles

00:22:46But you can suck my dick

00:22:49Cause it's nice getting your dick sucked by a girl who ain't got good credit

00:22:52Cause they really into it

00:22:53When a girl got fucked up credit, they suck your dick longer

00:23:02Oh my God

00:23:03I like girls sucking dick with no credit

00:23:04And they put their hands out

00:23:06Or they put their two hands like the Rockefeller

00:23:08Like the rock

00:23:10And hold your dick up tight

00:23:11Like, wow, that's what I'm talking about

00:23:13Some women don't know how to rub the dick properly though

00:23:17I think that's terrible

00:23:18I think women need to know how to touch a man's penis

00:23:23In a careful way

00:23:24Some women just grab it

00:23:28When you grab it like that shot goes through the man's body

00:23:31That nigga, I'm about to get robbed

00:23:35The bitch about to kill you?

00:23:39The fuck is going on?

00:23:40I got tied up one time

00:23:41I thought this is some sexy shit

00:23:43Nigga, you know

00:23:45Got my penis all hard and shit

00:23:47Girl blindfold me

00:23:48Put a little

00:23:49Fed me some strawberries and shit, you know

00:23:52I was like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about

00:23:53That's what I'm talking about

00:23:54And she got on top of me

00:23:55And you know, she was vying to me

00:23:56And all of a sudden I heard some air

00:24:02I said, bitch, did you fart?

00:24:08She said, excuse me

00:24:12Bitch, untie me, god damn

00:24:23Cause you ever had sex with a girl from the back

00:24:25And they done wiped their ass properly?

00:24:29Aw, nigga

00:24:30You know what?

00:24:31Niggas don't even stop

00:24:33Niggas just turn their head

00:24:39A cool nigga just put his hand there and block it

00:24:41I love when your dick

00:24:52You know when your dick is good

00:24:53When you're fucking from the back though

00:24:54You know what I'm saying?

00:24:55And the girl has to look over her shoulder

00:24:57You're like, bitch, it's me

00:24:58Turn around

00:25:02The fuck you looking back for?

00:25:06Turn your ass around

00:25:11Love finger fucking a girl

00:25:14I think that's sexy

00:25:16Most niggas use this finger

00:25:17I like using my thumb

00:25:20Cause if you use your thumb

00:25:21It shows you're not committed

00:25:34Nothing like making a woman come

00:25:35I think that's one of the greatest gifts in the world

00:25:38You know what I'm saying?

00:25:39For real

00:25:40You know what I'm saying?

00:25:42I think that is

00:25:43Some women can't come

00:25:44Some women are blaming it on

00:25:45If you know what you're doing

00:25:46I go, nah, bitch

00:25:47Don't put all that pressure on me

00:25:50You ain't never masturbate growing up

00:25:52Cause you gotta play with yourself

00:25:53Do you play with yourself, man?

00:25:55No, not you, honey

00:25:56The young lady next to you

00:25:58You don't play with yourself?

00:25:59That's why you're overweight, man

00:26:03If you loved your pussy

00:26:04It'll release the warding neck, man

00:26:06The young lady next to you

00:26:07What?

00:26:08It's true

00:26:09You know what I'm saying?

00:26:10You got to rub your shit

00:26:11You know what?

00:26:12It's true

00:26:14You know what I'm saying?

00:26:15You got to rub your shit

00:26:16All that

00:26:18Okay, right

00:26:19You like, wow, I feel light and fluffy

00:26:21You know?

00:26:26A lot of women don't know

00:26:27Why their ankles are swollen

00:26:28Cause you don't fuck yourself

00:26:30You got to play with yourself

00:26:31Rub your titties and shit

00:26:32You know?

00:26:36Like, I masturbate

00:26:37Don't I look slim and fit?

00:26:40You know what I'm saying?

00:26:41Cause I fuck me six, seven times a day

00:26:44Cause I think I'm sexy

00:26:45I don't give a fuck

00:26:47My dick feels so good in my hand

00:26:48I'll be smacking my own hands

00:26:49Pow!

00:26:50Whose dick is in it?

00:26:51It's your dick, TK!

00:26:55And I love to masturbate

00:26:56You masturbate, sir?

00:26:58I'm not laughing, nigga

00:26:59You don't masturbate

00:27:00You don't masturbate?

00:27:02You don't masturbate?

00:27:03Why?

00:27:04He lying, ain't he lying, baby?

00:27:07Shit, I don't give a fuck

00:27:08I get a lot of pussy

00:27:09And I still masturbate

00:27:10I can fuck

00:27:11And still turn over

00:27:12And still fuck me

00:27:13Cause there's something about me

00:27:14There's something about me

00:27:15Fucking me

00:27:16It's just incredible

00:27:18She's like, why are you touching yourself?

00:27:19Cause, bitch, I'm the shit

00:27:22Watch me

00:27:23Ha ha

00:27:25You crazy, TK?

00:27:27I know

00:27:28You know?

00:27:30Cause you gotta masturbate

00:27:31You know?

00:27:32You gotta take time to please yourself

00:27:33Like, when I pay bills

00:27:34That's when I get excited

00:27:36It's not about paying bills

00:27:37Sometimes it's about feeling a girl

00:27:39And I pay her bills

00:27:40That get my dick hard

00:27:41You know what I'm saying?

00:27:42Especially if I come over her house

00:27:43And she fix food for a nigga

00:27:45You know what I'm saying?

00:27:46Now, I'll take a woman out

00:27:47I think that all men

00:27:48If your money's right

00:27:49You should go out

00:27:50But every now and then

00:27:51I want me a bitch to fix me

00:27:52A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

00:27:53I don't want much

00:27:55I just want a three-decker

00:27:57Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

00:27:59With a glass of milk

00:28:00And some ice

00:28:01And I got

00:28:02You gotta cut it on an angle

00:28:04With some wonder bread

00:28:05Cause when you cut it on an angle

00:28:06When you eat the sandwich

00:28:07You can actually taste the people

00:28:09Picking the grapes

00:28:10It's just me

00:28:11Am I taking you there?

00:28:12I'm telling you some real shit

00:28:13It's just real important

00:28:14You know?

00:28:15It's just real motherfucking important

00:28:16You know?

00:28:17But you can't eat all women's food

00:28:31You know?

00:28:32Someone be thinking they cooking

00:28:34And you know

00:28:35And I'm one of them motherfuckers

00:28:36I'll keep it real

00:28:37Bitch, bring me something fucked up

00:28:38I'm like, look

00:28:39I don't know who been eating this shit

00:28:42But your cooking is really fucked up

00:28:45Where's your parents?

00:28:46Let me meet your mother

00:28:47Because your mother

00:28:48Should not have sent you

00:28:49Into the world like that

00:28:50Cooking and poisoning

00:28:53People's bodies

00:28:54And souls and shit

00:28:55A lot of you guys

00:28:56With a girl now

00:28:57When you met her

00:28:58And you were slim and fit

00:28:59Remember?

00:29:00Now you're overweight

00:29:01About to die

00:29:02You know what I'm saying?

00:29:04But you in love and shit

00:29:05Big gut

00:29:06Heart

00:29:07Almost heart failure

00:29:08You're taking

00:29:09Diabetes pills

00:29:10And shit

00:29:11It's really a fucked up situation

00:29:13And real quick

00:29:14Ladies, if you got hair

00:29:15Going down the crack of your ass

00:29:16That means you almost was a man

00:29:18There's some girls

00:29:20That's not funny

00:29:33That's not motherfucking funny

00:29:35That is not motherfucking funny

00:29:37That is not motherfucking funny

00:29:38That is not funny

00:29:39Don't like women who underwear don't match

00:29:42Bra one color panty

00:29:44A whole motherfucking color

00:29:45And she come out of the bathroom

00:29:46Like she a star

00:29:47Or women who don't keep their pussy hair neat

00:29:48Got hair going from one kneecap

00:29:49All the way over the other kneecap

00:29:50Bitch shave your shit

00:29:51A nigga want to see the diamond in the pussy

00:29:52Then you got some women who let their hair grow all the way out

00:30:03Bitch can't brace her

00:30:04She just twists the ends

00:30:05Haven't ever put on a tight panty

00:30:06Pushing over the hair down

00:30:07Looking like a nigga with a stocking cap

00:30:09Bitch shave your shit

00:30:10A nigga want to see the waves in the pussy

00:30:11You know

00:30:12Am I right fellas?

00:30:13Cause you ever went down on a girl

00:30:14And the pussy was so good

00:30:15You just slept there on it

00:30:16Playing security every time something moves

00:30:17It's just a beautiful thing

00:30:34But knowledge is very important to me

00:30:37You know

00:30:38I've had a teacher bitch

00:30:39I see that I can't really fuck with my job as a teacher

00:30:42You know what I'm saying

00:30:43Whether she's going through a relationship

00:30:44And I was trying to fuck her at first

00:30:46And I see that she had a lot of problems

00:30:48You know

00:30:49Cause niggas don't like problems

00:30:50After 25, 27 years old

00:30:52Cause you ever met a girl

00:30:54She was so fine

00:30:55But she had too many problems

00:30:56You just like

00:30:57Whoa

00:30:58God damn bitch

00:30:59And you see them like

00:31:00Months later in the club

00:31:01How did that thing happen?

00:31:03Did that work out?

00:31:04You want a drink?

00:31:07And your nigga's like

00:31:08Yo that bitch fine

00:31:09Nigga

00:31:10That bitch crazy nigga

00:31:16And you can always tell

00:31:17When a girl crazy by her eyes

00:31:19Something about her eyes

00:31:21Yo

00:31:22You know

00:31:23You talking to her

00:31:24And the bitch just be

00:31:25Like bitch why are you on?

00:31:29I'm here focus

00:31:30I got something under my mind

00:31:32Bitch no no no

00:31:33I need you to focus

00:31:34I'm trying to talk to you

00:31:35Nah I'm really stressing the fuck out

00:31:37You know

00:31:38And then some women get so stressed out

00:31:40They can't fuck

00:31:41Or their money's so fucked up

00:31:42It's a problem

00:31:43Like I usually meet girls

00:31:44Who need breaks

00:31:46I'm like can you come over to my house?

00:31:49Something wrong with my breaks

00:31:51Bitch walk

00:31:54Cause you gotta have a down woman by your side

00:31:58Am I right fellas?

00:31:59A lot of women wanna know why men cheat

00:32:03That's the secret to the world

00:32:04Cause every man in here

00:32:06Has a different reason

00:32:07Why he cheats

00:32:08No man can say the same thing

00:32:10No man can say the same thing

00:32:12We can say the same results

00:32:13We got court

00:32:14But you really don't know why

00:32:18A man cheats

00:32:19A man cheats

00:32:20Some man can cheat

00:32:21Cause he felt that he was so

00:32:22Down with this woman

00:32:23And she is so immature

00:32:25Or doesn't have a lot of experience in life

00:32:27That he's like

00:32:28I ain't got time to fuck with her

00:32:29But let me go fuck with somebody else

00:32:31Until this bitch upgrade herself

00:32:33You know

00:32:34And it's just real motherfucking talk

00:32:36Then you got some women

00:32:37Who wanna cheat cause they man cheating

00:32:38And I think that's wrong ladies

00:32:40If I'm a cheater

00:32:47Nah for real

00:32:48Let me explain

00:32:49You see

00:32:50You're not listening

00:32:51You're reacting

00:32:52And that's why

00:32:53A lot of y'all got problems now

00:32:57Cause you don't motherfucking listen

00:32:58Because you're a man cheat

00:32:59Don't mean you should cheat

00:33:00And I'm gonna tell you why

00:33:01Why should two fucked up people

00:33:03Be in the house?

00:33:04I'm coming out of the hotel

00:33:06Here you in the lobby too

00:33:09I'm like damn bitch

00:33:10What room you was in?

00:33:11Get in the car

00:33:13Get in the car

00:33:17You know what I'm saying?

00:33:18But women don't understand the game though

00:33:20See this is what it's all about

00:33:22Y'all don't understand the game

00:33:23One y'all think y'all can outplay a nigga

00:33:25Now a lot of women can't outplay some niggas

00:33:27Cause some of y'all niggas is weak

00:33:28Let's keep it real

00:33:29I know that you're weak

00:33:31Cause I feel you in the room

00:33:33Your bitch know you're weak

00:33:34Cause she live with you

00:33:35You know what I'm saying?

00:33:36So we gonna talk some real shit for a moment

00:33:38See a nigga cheat on his girl

00:33:40And his girl thinks that she should cheat

00:33:42Cause she wanna get back at the nigga

00:33:43But you ain't getting back at the nigga

00:33:45Cause if you really wanna get back at the nigga

00:33:46The nigga that you was fucking

00:33:48You would call your man

00:33:50And say look

00:33:51I need you to meet me somewhere

00:33:53And he see you dating

00:33:54Fucking with a nigga over dinner

00:33:55And going to a hotel room

00:33:56Now that's getting back at a nigga

00:33:58But if you sneaking around

00:34:00Seeing another nigga

00:34:01Fucking him

00:34:02And he don't know about it

00:34:03You actually doing the same thing he doing

00:34:05Plus you lowering yourself

00:34:07And giving away free pussy to the other nigga

00:34:08Guess what?

00:34:09Cause he don't give a fuck about you

00:34:12And here's the other thing

00:34:13He got a bitch too

00:34:16So you really just put yourself in the same situation

00:34:19That you was already in

00:34:20Thinking that you really doing something

00:34:22And all you get out of that

00:34:23Is stink pussy and the motivation to speak

00:34:24And the drink

00:34:25Cause some of you women got some stink pussy

00:34:29You know you do

00:34:30Because you fucking niggas without condoms

00:34:32And when two or three niggas come in you

00:34:34Without a condom

00:34:35That's different bacteria

00:34:37So now it ain't a pussy anymore

00:34:40It's a dumpster

00:34:47You feel me?

00:34:48Now some women will go wash their pussy

00:34:51Some women want to go wash

00:34:52Think that's the shit

00:34:53Nah, baby, you gotta go to the doctor

00:34:55You know what I'm saying?

00:34:56You gotta get flagell

00:34:57And doxycycline

00:34:58Two times a day

00:34:59Seven days a day

00:35:00Oh, y'all didn't know

00:35:02I know what I was talking about?

00:35:04I'm a pussyologist

00:35:06Two levels higher than a gynecologist

00:35:09Cause that's the type of man I am

00:35:11T to the motherfucking cat

00:35:13You feel me?

00:35:14You know?

00:35:15Cause I just want our women to win

00:35:17You know what I'm saying?

00:35:18I do want y'all to win so bad

00:35:19You know?

00:35:20You know?

00:35:21It's getting to the point that

00:35:22Black men ain't even really fucking with y'all

00:35:24No motherfucking more

00:35:25You know what I'm saying?

00:35:26Cause they need women

00:35:27That'll just hold it down

00:35:28When they struggling

00:35:29You know?

00:35:30When a motherfucker go away

00:35:32You know?

00:35:33Some women you go away

00:35:34It's a motherfucking rap nigga

00:35:36And don't leave your girl

00:35:37No motherfucking money

00:35:38Cause you ain't seen it

00:35:39When you come out

00:35:40You know?

00:35:41So who in here understands

00:35:42What I'm talking about?

00:35:44You know?

00:35:45Do you really understand?

00:35:46Cause it's important

00:35:47That you understand

00:35:48What I'm talking about

00:35:49Then you got niggas

00:35:50Who just sling dick

00:35:51Every motherfucker weird

00:35:52You know?

00:35:53Come to bitches houses

00:35:54Don't bring nothing to eat

00:35:55You know what I'm saying?

00:35:56Just sitting up there

00:35:57Playing Playstation

00:35:58Running up a bitch phone bill

00:36:00Going in the refrigerator

00:36:01Eating juice

00:36:02Not knowing that she got kids

00:36:03Or she by herself

00:36:04Not knowing to replace the juices

00:36:06And leave a few dollars

00:36:07For the phone bill

00:36:08You know what I'm saying?

00:36:09Or leave a few dollars

00:36:10For the cable

00:36:11If it's just fifty dollars a month

00:36:12And show a bitch

00:36:13That you care

00:36:14And ladies

00:36:15If your nigga ain't got nothing

00:36:16Get up early in the morning

00:36:17Before you go to work

00:36:18Suck his dick

00:36:19And leave forty dollars

00:36:20On the table

00:36:21You know what I'm saying?

00:36:23If you really feeling nigga

00:36:24Leave forty dollars on the table

00:36:25And leave your keys

00:36:26Walk to work

00:36:27I got you thinking don't I?

00:36:38Cause this

00:36:39At the end of the day

00:36:40All men want

00:36:41Is to feel appreciated

00:36:42Am I right or wrong fellas?

00:36:43At the end of the day

00:36:44We just wanna get our backs rubbed

00:36:46And shit

00:36:47Talk about good job John

00:36:48Good job Kevin

00:36:49Good job

00:36:50Good job

00:36:51You know?

00:36:52That's all we want

00:36:53So when a black man's with a white woman

00:36:56Then some women want a trip

00:36:57You know?

00:36:58See I got your attention now

00:37:00You know?

00:37:01You're like why that black motherfucker

00:37:03With that white bitch?

00:37:05Now I'm gonna tell you why

00:37:06Two reasons

00:37:07One she probably was raised with a mom and dad

00:37:09And she was taught

00:37:10When a nigga say some real shit

00:37:12She should really shut the fuck up

00:37:14And tell the nigga

00:37:15You know?

00:37:20Cause I believe

00:37:21I'm one of them traditional type niggas

00:37:22I'm a king

00:37:23I want my woman to be a motherfucking queen

00:37:25You know what I'm saying?

00:37:26Now you can be CEO

00:37:27And curse at work

00:37:28And tell other motherfucking shit

00:37:30But when you come home

00:37:31When you walk through that motherfucking threshold

00:37:32I need you to bow to me

00:37:34Cause I'mma bow to you

00:37:35You know what I'm saying?

00:37:36I'mma take care of my woman

00:37:37She gotta take a shower

00:37:38I'mma get that motherfucking

00:37:40Waster Cracker ass

00:37:41And lift her titties up

00:37:42And rub her

00:37:43And you know

00:37:44Put some cocoa butter on her breast and shit

00:37:46And eat her pussy real good

00:37:47And tell her goodnight

00:37:48You know?

00:37:49Cause I'm not gonna fuck you every night

00:37:50You know what I'm saying?

00:37:52You know?

00:37:53I've been doing a lot of fucking my whole life

00:37:54Pussy really don't mean

00:37:55I just wanna look at the pussy

00:37:56I really wanna fuck it

00:37:57I just wanna know it's there and shit

00:37:59You know?

00:38:00So if I turn over 3, 4 o'clock in the morning

00:38:03You know?

00:38:04I know you gotta go to work at 6 o'clock

00:38:05But fuck me like it's the end of the world

00:38:07You know what I'm saying?

00:38:09Go to work and tell me

00:38:10He got me again

00:38:11He snuck me

00:38:12You know?

00:38:13That's some real shit

00:38:14Even though I'm at the house

00:38:15And you might be irritated

00:38:17And I ain't working

00:38:18You know?

00:38:21You typing away

00:38:22Taking stress on your boys

00:38:23And you got this nigga laying home

00:38:25But I am looking for a job

00:38:27To better our motherfucking situation

00:38:29You know?

00:38:30Then you got niggas who cheat

00:38:32And fuck other niggas' girls

00:38:33Now I think that's disrespectful

00:38:35You know?

00:38:36I think that when a nigger

00:38:37Got a friend

00:38:38And you fuck your best friend's girl

00:38:40You really need to be shot

00:38:41In the motherfucking head

00:38:43Some real shit

00:38:44You know?

00:38:45Cause there's too much pussy

00:38:46Out here in the world

00:38:47For you to really bring that shit

00:38:48Into the tribe

00:38:49Into the camp

00:38:50You feel me?

00:38:51You can have a business card today

00:38:52And get some pussy

00:38:53Pussy is the most easiest thing in the world

00:38:55To get today

00:38:56You know what I'm saying?

00:38:57You can get pussy quicker

00:38:58Than you can get 5 dollars out of a bitch

00:39:00You're like, hey baby

00:39:02Can I get some pussy?

00:39:03Can I get 5 dollars?

00:39:04No

00:39:05Can I get some pussy?

00:39:06When?

00:39:07When you want it?

00:39:08Come on

00:39:13The economy has gotten so bad

00:39:15That I had to ask my main bitch

00:39:16To move in with my other bitch

00:39:17Earlier in the day

00:39:18I just can't do it like I used to

00:39:22You know what I'm saying?

00:39:24Like I said, I used to take pride

00:39:25I pay a bitch car note

00:39:26Her motherfucking mortgage and shit

00:39:28I'm one of them niggas

00:39:29You know what I'm saying?

00:39:30You know

00:39:31And I've been doing it for years

00:39:32But as long as my name on the title

00:39:34And as long as I keep your credit good

00:39:36And I come to town

00:39:37You've got to just make sure you pick me up

00:39:38At the airport

00:39:39It's very important to me

00:39:41You know?

00:39:42I shouldn't have to come off the plane

00:39:44And wait for you to pick me up

00:39:45You really should be sitting there

00:39:46With a little bottle of water

00:39:48And some Sprite

00:39:49And open the car door for me

00:39:51Like, you know, you valet

00:39:52Does that sound unreasonable to you?

00:39:55I don't think it's unreasonable

00:39:56If I'm holding the damn

00:39:57Paying the bills

00:39:58And I'm letting you fuck other niggas

00:39:59When I'm out of town

00:40:00I think it's very

00:40:01Consider to me

00:40:03That I'm doing this type of thing

00:40:08You know, that's how I feel

00:40:09You know?

00:40:10And if you're fucking a nigga

00:40:11You know, you're fucking a nigga

00:40:12And your nigga ain't jail

00:40:13I'ma go by

00:40:14And put something on his books

00:40:15You know what I'm saying?

00:40:16You know what I'm saying?

00:40:18You know what I'm saying?

00:40:19If I'm fucking other niggas girl

00:40:20And, and, and, and

00:40:21Cause I used to be like that

00:40:22And I ain't like that

00:40:23You know, I, I, I, you know

00:40:27In life you gotta go through stages

00:40:28In life

00:40:29And I've been the player

00:40:30You know what I'm saying?

00:40:31Where I was fucking a nigga girl

00:40:33And I'm like, listen, you got

00:40:34We gotta go get your nigga something

00:40:35You know what I'm saying?

00:40:36Cause a lot of you niggas ain't got class

00:40:38Y'all fuck another nigga's girl

00:40:40And don't get a nothing

00:40:41I don't know who, who raised you?

00:40:45And you fuck a nigga's girl

00:40:46Get up and go get the nigga something

00:40:47So when she come home

00:40:49She got something in her hand

00:40:50To give the nigga

00:40:51He'll like that

00:40:52He ain't gonna question her

00:40:53He'll like, damn baby

00:40:54You throw to me?

00:40:55Yeah boo, I throw you

00:41:01Cause I don't give a fuck

00:41:02How long you been with your nigga?

00:41:03How long you been with your bitch?

00:41:04Everybody got motherfucking

00:41:05Game

00:41:06It all depends on what sport you play

00:41:08When you do your motherfucking pimpin'

00:41:09Cause some niggas like to play football

00:41:11If you're the quarterback of your team

00:41:12That means you run and shit

00:41:13Hands motherfucking down

00:41:14And sometimes when you meet a bitch

00:41:16You can go for short yardage

00:41:17That means you taking your time

00:41:18To get the loot and the motherfucking pussy

00:41:20Then you got some niggas

00:41:21Go for the bomb

00:41:22On the first motherfucking play

00:41:23They going for the loot and the pussy

00:41:25All in the same motherfucking day

00:41:27Then you got some bitches

00:41:28Like to play baseball

00:41:29They start striking niggas out

00:41:30When they get the bases loaded

00:41:31That means they use and abuse

00:41:33Your motherfucking ass

00:41:34Me, myself

00:41:35I like to play basketball

00:41:36Because if a bitch cause me stress

00:41:38I replace your motherfucking ass

00:41:39That's why I got bitches in the game

00:41:41Bitches on the bench

00:41:42When one bitch fouls out

00:41:43I replace your motherfucking ass

00:41:45And if I go out and meet somebody better than you

00:41:47I'm gonna draft the motherfucking ass

00:41:49It ain't my fault she doing better than you

00:41:53I'm quite sure you're about the same age

00:41:55That means you had about the same amount of time

00:41:57To get your life together

00:41:58The same way she has her life together

00:42:00And if I buy you a car

00:42:02And you come to the club that night

00:42:03And the car that I bought you

00:42:04You have to give up the car

00:42:06Don't be mad

00:42:07It's the company's car

00:42:08Everybody gets to use it

00:42:09You understand what I'm saying?

00:42:10On some real shit

00:42:11Cause that's the type of nigga I am

00:42:13T to the motherfucking K

00:42:15Cause I'm just a free agent

00:42:17Scouting America

00:42:18Looking for a point guard

00:42:19To help me run this motherfucking team

00:42:20Someone who can score

00:42:21Rebound and pass the motherfucking ball

00:42:23Cause you on the court

00:42:24You ain't gonna pass the ball

00:42:25How the fuck a real nigga

00:42:27Supposed to win this motherfucking game

00:42:28Now I'm upset

00:42:29And if I'm upset

00:42:30I'm gonna bench you

00:42:31If my other players feel

00:42:32They can't get along with you

00:42:33Bitch I gotta trade you

00:42:34Cause I gotta do it's best

00:42:35For the motherfucking team

00:42:37Now if the pussy good

00:42:39You will go on the way game

00:42:40Ha ha

00:42:42But you won't dress up

00:42:44Or see no playing time

00:42:45Cause like I said

00:42:46Early in this discussion

00:42:47That's the type of nigga I am

00:42:48T to the motherfucking K

00:42:50Now you give me any static

00:42:51About the decision

00:42:52I just made here

00:42:54I'm gonna let everybody know

00:42:55You're uncoachable

00:42:56And you'll never work

00:42:57In this league again

00:42:58You feel me?

00:43:00Damn

00:43:01I love this game

00:43:02Ha ha ha

00:43:03Yeah yeah boy

00:43:05Life's a motherfucker ain't it?

00:43:07Uh uh uh

00:43:08Life's something else

00:43:11Life's something else

00:43:12Life's something else

00:43:13What's going on

00:43:14This was really crazy

00:43:16Bobby Brown

00:43:17People getting married

00:43:19Bobby Brown gets a divorce

00:43:21My man Nick Cannon

00:43:24Marries Mariah Carey

00:43:26Damn

00:43:27Ain't that

00:43:28That's some cold shit

00:43:29That's the come up

00:43:30For the niggas

00:43:31Nigga digging that bitch down

00:43:34She three four hundred million

00:43:35Motherfucking strong

00:43:36But I

00:43:37You know Nick one of my homies

00:43:38Now when I see him

00:43:39Cause I wanted to fuck

00:43:40Mariah

00:43:41Cause I knew she was a slight goofy

00:43:44And she didn't have

00:43:45A nice upbringing

00:43:47That structure real

00:43:48She ain't been around

00:43:49No real nigga

00:43:50You know what I'm saying

00:43:51Nick from San Diego

00:43:52He a corny type nigga

00:43:53So they really make

00:43:54The good couple and shit

00:43:55You know

00:43:56He might have good dick

00:43:58But he goofier than a motherfucker

00:44:00You know what I'm saying

00:44:01And when he married her

00:44:02I thought it was

00:44:03I couldn't believe it

00:44:05I was just really fucked up

00:44:08I'm like damn

00:44:09Nick married motherfucking

00:44:10Mariah Carey

00:44:11Oh my god

00:44:12Shit it's crazy

00:44:14But it was wonderful

00:44:15For the homies

00:44:16But when you look at the couple

00:44:19She really look like his mother

00:44:21Really she's

00:44:23I mean shit

00:44:24She's black and white

00:44:26And you know

00:44:27White people get a lot older

00:44:28Than black people a lot quicker

00:44:30So she's 38

00:44:31But she really look 48

00:44:32But damn

00:44:33All that money she got

00:44:34She's 22

00:44:35I don't give a fuck

00:44:37And he gonna know how

00:44:38He gonna play his position

00:44:39Cause he quiet

00:44:40You know what I'm saying

00:44:41He gonna let her do her thing

00:44:43He gonna sit back

00:44:44And push the Bentleys

00:44:45And hold down his motherfucking gang

00:44:46And that's what happens

00:44:47When you get a cold bitch

00:44:48You gotta play

00:44:49Your motherfucking position

00:44:50Stepman

00:44:51The only nigga that know

00:44:52That can play his motherfucking position

00:44:54You know what I'm saying

00:44:56You don't hear him cheating

00:44:57You don't hear him doing nothing

00:44:58You know

00:44:59He might be fucking gal

00:45:00On the low

00:45:01But you don't hear none of that type of shit

00:45:04You feel me

00:45:05Cause divorce is a motherfucking yo

00:45:06A bitch getting half your motherfucking

00:45:08I don't give a fuck

00:45:09If I got 500 in the bank

00:45:11If I worked hard

00:45:12And I gotta give a bitch 250

00:45:13I'm really motherfucking upset

00:45:15You know what I'm saying

00:45:16Motherfucking

00:45:17Michael Jordan's wife

00:45:19You know

00:45:20Motherfucking

00:45:21What's her name?

00:45:22Motherfucking Juanita

00:45:24Getting a hundred and fucking 50 million

00:45:26I didn't see Juanita

00:45:27Back in 92

00:45:28In the sixth game against Utah

00:45:29When Michael had the flu

00:45:33I saw Scottie Pippen

00:45:34Carrying her

00:45:35Carrying him to the bench

00:45:37I didn't see Juanita

00:45:38No motherfucking where?

00:45:39Paul McCartney's wife

00:45:40Ain't that a bitch?

00:45:42300

00:45:44No, 48 motherfucking members

00:45:45But she won it

00:45:46500 million

00:45:47Damn bitch

00:45:48Motherfucking Paul McCartney

00:45:49Been a Beatle

00:45:50Since 1968

00:45:52Did you remember

00:45:53When they got the old pictures

00:45:55When they're coming from England

00:45:56On the Pan Am plane

00:45:57When all of them

00:45:58Was posing on the steps?

00:46:01I ain't see his wife

00:46:02On that motherfucker

00:46:04Did y'all?

00:46:05But she won half his motherfucking money

00:46:07It's disrespectful

00:46:08It hurt my motherfucking heart

00:46:10You know what I'm saying?

00:46:11It's crazy

00:46:12Who else got a motherfucking divorce?

00:46:14Who?

00:46:16Whoa

00:46:17The Shaq deal

00:46:19I don't know how Shaq

00:46:20Didn't see that shit coming

00:46:22But Shaq a player too though

00:46:24See

00:46:25Now here's the thing about karma

00:46:27See if you fuck around long enough

00:46:29See you gotta understand

00:46:30About being a player

00:46:31See a lot of y'all don't understand

00:46:32About the responsibility

00:46:33Of being a player

00:46:35If you a player

00:46:36That means 9 times out of 10

00:46:37Your bitch gonna be a playette

00:46:39Because she know that you're fucking

00:46:41And women ain't satisfied

00:46:42Unless they feel they getting revenge

00:46:44On your motherfucking ass

00:46:45On your motherfucking ass

00:46:46But that bitch took it

00:46:47To a whole nother motherfucking level

00:46:50That bitch was taking money

00:46:51Investing it in property

00:46:53Putting money in the nigga

00:46:54That she fucking ain't

00:46:55You gotta respect the gangster

00:47:00You gotta respect the gangster though

00:47:02You know what I'm saying?

00:47:03You know?

00:47:04But Shaq really too big

00:47:05To whoop that bitch ass

00:47:06But as soon as that bitch left the state

00:47:07I'd have had hoes

00:47:08Whoopin' that bitch ass

00:47:09In the parking lot

00:47:10You know?

00:47:11Let me get married

00:47:12And the bitch try to get

00:47:13My little thousand dollars

00:47:14I got in the bank

00:47:16Shit that bitch won't make it

00:47:17Off the court steps

00:47:19Miss Kirkland

00:47:20Miss Kirkland

00:47:21You just got half that thousand

00:47:23There is shooting

00:47:24In the area

00:47:26Cause I'm shooting the bitch

00:47:29You know?

00:47:31You know?

00:47:32That's how come you gotta be careful

00:47:33Who you fuck

00:47:34You know?

00:47:35Fuck the wrong girl

00:47:36Now you paying child support

00:47:37For the rest of your motherfucking life

00:47:39You know?

00:47:40I gave a nigga

00:47:41A stop payment child support party

00:47:50Nigga we did that shit

00:47:51Like it was New Years Eve

00:47:52We was like

00:47:5310

00:47:549

00:47:558

00:47:567

00:47:576

00:47:585

00:47:594

00:48:000

00:48:01No more child support

00:48:02Man

00:48:05Nigga was calling the next day

00:48:06Nigga

00:48:07You cut off

00:48:08Nigga

00:48:09You ain't

00:48:10You 18 in one day

00:48:11Nigga you cut off

00:48:14He's like

00:48:15Dad, dad

00:48:16But you took care of me 18 years

00:48:17I didn't wanna take care of you son

00:48:20I don't

00:48:21I really don't like you son

00:48:23You're on your own

00:48:24Please don't dial

00:48:25This number

00:48:26Any motherfucking

00:48:27I did my job for 18 years son

00:48:29You 18 and one day old

00:48:31Goodbye

00:48:33Daddy

00:48:34Daddy

00:48:35Daddy

00:48:36Daddy

00:48:37Some women don't even let niggas see their kids

00:48:38They get pregnant

00:48:39You know?

00:48:40Cause they didn't want the kid to know their mom was a hoe

00:48:42Back in the day

00:48:43You know some of y'all hoes

00:48:45Come on, keep it real

00:48:46And it's not your fault cause your mama was a hoe

00:48:48Cause your mama was a hoe

00:48:49Back in the day

00:48:52In the early 70s when the sprinters was on top of the charts

00:48:57You don't believe me? Go home

00:48:58Some women who ain't never seen their daddy

00:48:59Go home and look your mama in the eye and say

00:49:01Mom, was you a hoe back when the sprinters

00:49:05Who was on top of the charts

00:49:06If she can't look at you, she was a hoe

00:49:09Cause some women don't wanna tell the truth

00:49:11And some women need to tell the truth

00:49:12Your daddy ain't shit

00:49:13Nah, baby, you know your nigga was alright

00:49:15You know he was alright

00:49:16You was just looking good in the club

00:49:19Had a little drink and shit

00:49:20I fucked you

00:49:23I ain't see you anymore

00:49:24You told me you had the baby

00:49:25You know?

00:49:26And I was like, okay, wish you well

00:49:30Now some of y'all think that's wrong, right?

00:49:32Yeah, how do you think it's wrong?

00:49:33You know why?

00:49:36Do you know why?

00:49:37Because you fucking for free

00:49:40You should not fuck for free

00:49:42If you go on a roll with a nigga

00:49:43Before you give a nigga some pussy

00:49:45You got to really know two things

00:49:46When you're ovulating

00:49:50And do you really like this nigga

00:49:52That's about, you about to fuck

00:49:54And you always gotta check a nigga's bank account

00:49:57Am I right?

00:49:58You think I'm bullshit

00:49:59Some of y'all be fucking niggas

00:50:00That only got 250 in the bank

00:50:03How you gonna take any?

00:50:07And don't give a nigga pussy

00:50:08That got clean Timbs

00:50:10And jeans and them New York hats

00:50:12It's scary

00:50:14You ever go to New York

00:50:15They don't even know who their kids are

00:50:16Cause they always say

00:50:17What's up son?

00:50:18What's up son?

00:50:19Cause they don't know who their kids are

00:50:20They think everybody are their kids

00:50:21What's up son?

00:50:22Hey son!

00:50:31Why a Lucky Charm

00:50:32So magically delicious?

00:50:34And where is the Honeycomb hideout?

00:50:44Is it downtown?

00:50:46And how old is Big Bird?

00:50:49Does he have any ID?

00:50:52And why do old people walk so early in the morning?

00:50:55Do they have somewhere to go?

00:50:57Are they trying to beat everybody else there?

00:50:59And why do people slob when they sleep?

00:51:03Are they thirsty?

00:51:05And why does a hard head make a soft ass?

00:51:09Do they know each other?

00:51:11And why do people say you can run but you sure can't hide?

00:51:14Are they following you?

00:51:16And why do people say good things come to those who wait?

00:51:19But that shit don't lay away

00:51:21And I love it though

00:51:24And ladies while women go down on you they always try to kiss you afterwards

00:51:30Cause bitch if we die you dying too

00:51:34Cause you ever eat a girl's pussy and try to kiss her afterwards?

00:51:40She's like

00:51:42Bitch what the fuck is wrong with your motherfucking pussy?

00:51:44You better kiss me bitch you better kiss me

00:51:55That's what I'm talking about

00:51:59Cause sex is a powerful thing, am I right?

00:52:10You gotta respect it

00:52:11My man Kirkpatrick up in motherfucking Detroit

00:52:15You know fucking his assistant

00:52:17And got caught

00:52:19They got the text messages and everything

00:52:21And the niggas say it wasn't me

00:52:23And don't want to leave office

00:52:27The motherfucker don't want to leave

00:52:29Did y'all keep up with the current events?

00:52:31The motherfucker don't want to leave office

00:52:33Now I can tell you who I felt sorry for the governor

00:52:36What's his name in New York?

00:52:38Spencer, man

00:52:39Eight thousand dollars for some motherfucking pussy

00:52:43Now I called the call service once

00:52:46You know what I'm saying?

00:52:48I was like yo I need you to send me a girl over

00:52:50Exotic, you know, real cute

00:52:52You know, boom

00:52:54Send her over and shit

00:52:56She's gotta give me two thousand up front

00:52:57I'm like boom here you go

00:52:59Hundred dollar bills, we having a good time

00:53:00Cause you gotta experience certain things

00:53:02And damn we had a ball

00:53:03But as I'm sleeping

00:53:04I'm calculating cause I'm a business man

00:53:09And I said hold up, I got the dick

00:53:11So why am I paying this bitch two thousand dollars?

00:53:13I supplied the room

00:53:15And I supplied the nutrition nourishment

00:53:17To keep the shit going on

00:53:19All she bought was her body

00:53:21So I started the ducting loop on the way out

00:53:24She left with a hundred and fifty dollars

00:53:26Now some of y'all women might think it's wrong

00:53:31But I think whoever got the dick does the fucking

00:53:33Some of y'all don't believe me

00:53:35Cause a woman always say I gave a niggas a pussy

00:53:36How could you give a niggas a pussy?

00:53:38Did you put it in the box?

00:53:39Did you FedEx it?

00:53:40Across America?

00:53:42No woman can give a niggas a pussy

00:53:44You can give a niggas a hard time

00:53:46But you can't give a niggas no motherfucking pussy

00:53:48Cause whoever got the dick does the fucking

00:53:49Let me prove my point

00:53:51Why when two gay bitches get together

00:53:53One straps on the dildo so she can fuck her bitch

00:53:56That's how I rest my motherfucking case

00:53:58You know what I'm saying?

00:53:59Real talk

00:54:00Now a woman can fuck a man mentally and financially

00:54:02But if you fuck a real nigga financially

00:54:04We put your ass in the trunk

00:54:05Just real motherfucking shit

00:54:07You know, just straight up

00:54:09Cause I love black women, you know what I'm saying?

00:54:11I just like women who read and do certain things

00:54:13And like to jog and bike and just be on some real sexy shit

00:54:17You ain't gonna go shopping and get no Victoria's Secret shit

00:54:20Just wear some nice shorts and a cut off shirt

00:54:23And bitch, I'll fuck your whole motherfucking thing

00:54:26I ain't spend my money on that shit that I'm getting ready to take off you any motherfucking way

00:54:31You know, it's just real shit how we get down

00:54:34And I love other people's children

00:54:37I think it's important, you know, to sit down and talk to them

00:54:40Cause it's really hard sometimes ladies

00:54:42When a man comes into your life and you got kids from another man

00:54:45Am I right or wrong fellas?

00:54:47Cause you can't discipline the child the way you want to

00:54:50I said go to bed

00:54:52Nigga, you ain't fucking me

00:54:55Who the fuck you telling them what to do?

00:54:57You fucking my mama nigga

00:54:58Don't be coming in here trying to run shit nigga

00:55:01I'm eight nigga

00:55:03I'm motherfucking eight

00:55:07You got your mind coming up here trying to front all up in here nigga

00:55:10One time a motherfucker did that, I swung on the kid, lost my cool shit

00:55:15Nigga passed out and just started rolling out in the street and shit

00:55:21So his father called me two weeks later, you know

00:55:25He said listen, I think it's disrespectful you hitting my motherfucking son

00:55:29They all on speakerphone

00:55:32He thinking he doing something

00:55:34Now nigga only come around two times a year

00:55:36I said nigga, you ain't shit and your son ain't shit

00:55:40What you really need to do is buy me some motherfucking flowers

00:55:44And you know where I live for helping me raise your child

00:55:47To be a better person within this society

00:55:49You know where I live, I expect my flowers

00:55:51When I see you on the club, give me a hug nigga

00:55:53Let me know that you care

00:55:59Never move in with a woman

00:56:01And everything is in her name

00:56:03You have no fucking power

00:56:08Cause some women ain't used to shit

00:56:10As soon as you do something wrong

00:56:11This is my house nigga

00:56:13But you paying the bills

00:56:15Get the fuck out of my house

00:56:17Fuck you bitch, this is my house

00:56:19And all you sit back like, damn

00:56:22Should I kill the bitch today?

00:56:25Should I stay at this bitch today?

00:56:27Cause this bitch is driving me fucking insane

00:56:30With this my motherfucking house

00:56:34So now I'm single

00:56:36I'm a single man

00:56:38And I'm riding this one out

00:56:40Motherfucker solo

00:56:42And I'll check out females

00:56:44I'll look at you, you know

00:56:46And the first thing that crossed my mind is

00:56:48Does she have good credit?

00:56:50Is she submissive?

00:56:52Does she suck good dick?

00:56:54It's very important

00:56:55Excuse me ma'am

00:57:03Next motherfucker get up

00:57:04Watch me clown their ass

00:57:06If you wanna get up

00:57:07Raise your motherfucking hand

00:57:09Now what's your name Pimpin?

00:57:11Excuse me?

00:57:12Dante?

00:57:13What you do for a living?

00:57:18What do you do?

00:57:21You don't do nothing?

00:57:22How old are you?

00:57:2320 in your life is like that

00:57:27So how do you pay for your clothes?

00:57:30How do you pay for your clothes?

00:57:32Hey, hey hoes, that's why we have problems with the world today

00:57:41You talking out of turn, ain't nobody saying that to y'all

00:57:44Alright, now that we had our commercial break, let's get back to the show

00:57:51So how do you take care of yourself?

00:57:52You look flyer, you're white on, you look smooth

00:57:54So how do you take care of yourself?

00:57:58You got people buying for you?

00:57:59Now who's the people?

00:58:02Like who's the people? You gay?

00:58:03You got niggas fucking you, is that what you telling me?

00:58:09Alright, so you really better clear this up before I take it in another direction

00:58:18So who are people? What people?

00:58:23Why you keep looking at them?

00:58:24She take care of you? Now who is she to you?

00:58:28That's your girl, so she helps you out?

00:58:31Okay, what do you do for a living, young lady?

00:58:34Excuse me?

00:58:36You're in med school and you take care of your man, I like that

00:58:38Alright, what do you like about him?

00:58:41Excuse me?

00:58:43What do you like about him, sweetheart?

00:58:45He's what?

00:58:48Say it again?

00:58:50His sense of humor?

00:58:51I mean, I can look at you and tell you're stupid and a motherfucker

00:59:04And no disrespect to you, you're just on top of your game

00:59:08But she dumb!

00:59:10And that's why you winning

00:59:11How long y'all been fucking?

00:59:16Yo, yo

00:59:23That nigga like, hey, I'm next

00:59:26I'm next, fuck that

00:59:28But you gotta sit your ass down, Pippa

00:59:32Alright, so how long y'all been fucking, sweetheart?

00:59:37That's a difficult question, why?

00:59:39How long y'all been fucking?

00:59:41I ask you, I can see you gonna keep it real

00:59:42How long y'all been fucking her fam?

00:59:48Three years? Did you fuck on the first date?

00:59:52Did you fuck on the first date?

00:59:54Cause she, she, you can fuck her on the first date then

01:00:00You can fuck on the first date

01:00:02Did you fuck on the first date?

01:00:03Nah?

01:00:04So you're 20 and you've been fucking her since when?

01:00:06Seventeen?

01:00:08How old are you?

01:00:10Ma'am?

01:00:16I call her ma'am cause you look old for 25

01:00:21I mean, no disrespect, when you look in the mirror, don't you say that?

01:00:23You're like, ooh

01:00:31Damn, 25?

01:00:35I think all women should fuck on the first date

01:00:38Women like, nah, fuck that

01:00:40You need to fuck on the first date

01:00:41Who says no?

01:00:43Who says no to fuck on the first date?

01:00:44I think all girls should fuck on the first date

01:00:45How old?

01:00:46You said no, sweetheart?

01:00:47Right here?

01:00:48No?

01:00:49Why?

01:00:50How old are you?

01:00:51Young lady, how old are you?

01:00:5238?

01:00:53Bitch, you about to die

01:01:05What the fuck are you talking about?

01:01:07You about to die

01:01:09You about to die

01:01:11See, this is what I'm talking about

01:01:13If you over 25

01:01:15You should be fucking everything that move

01:01:17You ain't got time to be worrying about shit

01:01:20You 38

01:01:22You should be having a nigga trying to fuck you

01:01:26Cause there's a group of college bitches graduating in June

01:01:29And niggas is restocking

01:01:34Women got it bad, though, in a way

01:01:39That's why you and your young ladies

01:01:41And your ass is tight

01:01:42And you're looking good

01:01:44You got to really know who you fuck with

01:01:47Once you start popping out babies on the nigga

01:01:49Some niggas is done with you

01:01:50Once they get you pregnant

01:01:52I don't know what it is

01:01:54It's like a hidden genocide

01:01:56To destroy the black woman and shit

01:01:59I don't know, just fucking leave it

01:02:00I don't know what it is

01:02:01So niggas got to stuff their game up

01:02:02Stop that shit

01:02:03Cause I got a daughter

01:02:04And I ain't letting that shit

01:02:06Happen to her motherfucker

01:02:08Soon she grow up

01:02:09God bless her, I'm alive

01:02:10And I see a nigga

01:02:12I don't give a fuck

01:02:13That nigga better be working

01:02:14I don't give a fuck

01:02:15You 10? You work, nigga?

01:02:18You better get a job at McDonald's

01:02:20Fuckin' with my motherfucking daughter, nigga

01:02:22I better see you there everyday

01:02:24Flippin' the motherfucking fries, punk

01:02:26You gonna have some motherfucking problems

01:02:28Real motherfucking talking

01:02:29I'll take a burger

01:02:31Happy meal real quick

01:02:33Go on

01:02:35Women don't wanna fuck on a first date

01:02:37That is motherfucking crazy

01:02:39Uh uh

01:02:41And you don't even have a reason

01:02:43The chemistry is right

01:02:45You know what I'm saying?

01:02:46You sitting there having drinks and shit

01:02:48But here, you gotta be extremely careful

01:02:50In this motherfucking town

01:02:51You don't know

01:02:52You know, I ain't against gay motherfuckers

01:02:54But some of you niggas who gay

01:02:56And be tryin' to look smooth like me

01:02:57Make it hard for a real nigga like me

01:03:00Cause I know I ain't fucking

01:03:01But some of y'all look like me

01:03:04And be like nigga, see you later nigga

01:03:10And be goin' to the nigga house and shit

01:03:13You know?

01:03:14And women don't even know

01:03:15Some of y'all sitting with niggas right now

01:03:16That fucking up niggas

01:03:18It's scary ain't it?

01:03:19It's scary ain't it?

01:03:20I got motherfuckers talking

01:03:21I'm a nigga don't know about that nigga

01:03:27Do you know?

01:03:29No

01:03:31Cause even if you ain't gay

01:03:33And you ain't feeling your bitch no more

01:03:36She said you gay

01:03:37Women say that shit quick

01:03:39Girl he don't wanna fuck with me no more

01:03:40He gay

01:03:42And I didn't believe that

01:03:43I didn't think that exists

01:03:44My mother was saying that shit in the 60's

01:03:46About my dad

01:03:48Your father gay

01:03:49I'm like

01:03:54Mom real dad gay?

01:03:55He's fucking gay

01:03:56He's fucking gay

01:03:58But my dad was a player

01:03:59That nigga was a rolling stone and shit

01:04:01You know what I'm saying?

01:04:03You know?

01:04:04But sometimes you just gotta, you know

01:04:05After you unfucked everything

01:04:06And did your thing

01:04:08You just gotta have a

01:04:09You just gotta hang it up

01:04:10Gotta be like

01:04:11Michael Jordan and Bret Farr

01:04:12And retire as a player

01:04:15You know?

01:04:16You see other niggas with bitches sometime

01:04:17And you see the gangs

01:04:18And they're like

01:04:19Wow

01:04:21Just wanna get back in the gang

01:04:23What you gotta know in your heart

01:04:25It's truly over

01:04:26And you gotta really love that woman

01:04:27That you're with

01:04:28That's how come I tell niggas

01:04:30Fuck as long as you can

01:04:31Until you meet that right girl

01:04:32And then when you meet that right girl

01:04:34The greatest thing you can give

01:04:35Other than diamonds, cars, and a big house

01:04:38Is trust

01:04:39Once you give a woman trust

01:04:41You got every motherfucking thing

01:04:43You know what I'm saying?

01:04:44Just real motherfucking talk

01:04:45Are there any questions?

01:04:58What's your name cutie?

01:04:59With the purse right here in the black

01:05:00Sandra

01:05:02Sandra, you got a strong voice Sandra

01:05:04You in the radio?

01:05:06Are you in the radio?

01:05:08Are you talking on the radio?

01:05:09No?

01:05:10You're a teacher?

01:05:11Yeah, I can feel that

01:05:12Your kids come to school all the time?

01:05:15No?

01:05:16I said, do they come to school all the time?

01:05:17What do you mean you hope not?

01:05:18You want them to be dumb?

01:05:21Okay, so you want them to come to school

01:05:23All the time

01:05:24Did you understand that?

01:05:25Are you a teacher

01:05:26Or are you a substitute teacher?

01:05:29Cause the way you talk

01:05:30You sound like you're a substitute teacher

01:05:33Am I right?

01:05:36Some women want to be a hoe on the first night

01:05:38Seriously

01:05:39But their girl was cock-blocked

01:05:40We came together

01:05:41We leaving together

01:05:42Nah, bitch

01:05:43Hold up

01:05:48We are dancing this motherfucker

01:05:50I didn't see no counselor

01:05:51Holding nobody here

01:05:53Then you got women who give the wrong phone number

01:05:55You know?

01:05:56Now I carry a cell phone with my motherfucking ass

01:05:59You know, if I ask you for your phone number

01:06:00I'm going to start dialing that motherfucker right there

01:06:02While you're in front of me

01:06:03If the shit come back disconnected

01:06:05Or they say I don't know you

01:06:06I'm going to run right behind you

01:06:07And kick your ass in the back

01:06:10For cock-blocking me on my shit

01:06:12Then you got some women talking about

01:06:13Can I bring me?

01:06:14You want to ask them out on a date?

01:06:15You know, say, baby, you know I'm feeling you

01:06:16Can I bring you out on a date?

01:06:17And she's like

01:06:18Can I bring my girlfriend?

01:06:19Bitch, hell, motherfucking not

01:06:21Why?

01:06:22Cause you bring your girl

01:06:23That means I got to treat your girl better than I treat you

01:06:25Because if I don't

01:06:26That's the bitch that's going to play hate me in the car on the way home

01:06:28And why should I put all that pressure on me

01:06:31At that particular moment

01:06:32You feel me?

01:06:33And I'm a real nigga too

01:06:34Bringing your bitch with you on the first date

01:06:35And your bitch look better than you

01:06:37I'm fucking your bitch on the real

01:06:39Soon as you go to the bathroom and pee

01:06:41I'm going to keep gaining your bitch

01:06:42The bitch you grew up since she was three

01:06:43I'm going to be like

01:06:44Look, I like the way you've been walking around my house

01:06:46I like the way your dress is hanging on that ass

01:06:48And bitch, I'm feeling you

01:06:49She's going to be like

01:06:50Well, I thought you liked my girl

01:06:51I said, bitch, I like both of y'all

01:06:52Ain't no equity in this relationship

01:06:54And as soon as you come back from the bathroom from peeing

01:06:57I'm going to have your bitch convinced

01:06:59The one you grew up since you was three

01:07:00I'm going to say

01:07:01Look, we both going to tell you

01:07:02Look, we uncomfortable you still sitting here

01:07:07While we trying to get to know each other

01:07:10And right now we consider you the weakest motherfucking link

01:07:13So goodbye

01:07:15Now some women think that's wrong

01:07:18But you ain't supposed to bring your girl

01:07:20On the first motherfucking date

01:07:22Especially if she got it going the fuck on

01:07:24Is she got your motherfucking mind?

01:07:27And niggas go through it too

01:07:29Ladies, you ever meet your nigga

01:07:31You know, you loving him

01:07:32And then he bring his homie around

01:07:34And that nigga got it going on

01:07:36And you say, damn!

01:07:38Wish I met that motherfucker first

01:07:43Damn!

01:07:44You're going to phone, girl, I met his friend

01:07:48Oh, that motherfucker got it going on

01:07:51And guys, that's how come

01:07:54If you really love and cherish your girl

01:07:57Don't let her meet none of your friends

01:07:5920 years I went by

01:08:01Babe, you have any friends?

01:08:03Nope!

01:08:05Don't ask me that motherfucking question

01:08:06No motherfucking more

01:08:07I've been telling you for years

01:08:09Don't ask me no shit about motherfucking friends

01:08:12And there's real shit

01:08:20Cause some niggas ain't shit

01:08:22You know what I'm saying?

01:08:24You out of town, nigga wanna come by and pee

01:08:27You better not let that motherfucker in and pee

01:08:29You better pee on the grass, nigga

01:08:32Look out the window, pee on the grass

01:08:34Pee on the grass

01:08:35I believe in conversation etiquette

01:08:41You know?

01:08:42I believe that if I'm talking to a nigga

01:08:44I ain't supposed to look at his bitch

01:08:46That's what real niggas do

01:08:48Some niggas be looking at talking to the nigga

01:08:50And his eyes be checking the nigga

01:08:52You ain't supposed to look in the motherfucking direction

01:08:54You say hello after five motherfucking minutes

01:08:57That's it, bitch

01:08:59The fuck you keep talking to me for?

01:09:01We over our limit

01:09:05Real talk

01:09:06When guys are out with their girl

01:09:08And niggas say hi to you

01:09:09You know what I'm saying?

01:09:10Guys don't get mad

01:09:11If your girl say hello to a nigga

01:09:13You know what I'm saying?

01:09:14Encourage her to be more friendly to people

01:09:16But make sure you got your girl mind

01:09:18Get in her head

01:09:19A lot of niggas don't get into their girl head

01:09:21Cause you just so busy dicking it down

01:09:23You never told anything

01:09:24So if you die and go to jail

01:09:26You know what I'm saying?

01:09:27Or she leave you

01:09:28You didn't teach her now

01:09:29So if you're in the same relationship

01:09:30You was five years ago

01:09:31And you haven't learned anything

01:09:33That's considered a stagnated relationship

01:09:35Your relationship is motherfucking dead

01:09:37And you have gone nowhere in your relationship

01:09:40So I suggest you give your woman knowledge

01:09:42Cause knowledge is a lot longer and thicker than dick

01:09:45Just real motherfucking talk

01:09:47You know what I'm saying?

01:09:48And once you have that together

01:09:50That's what makes shits fly

01:09:51Cause you ever fuck a girl

01:09:53After you got a mind

01:09:54To put on the edge of a bed

01:09:55With some pumps on your head

01:09:57Push the legs back

01:09:58And push the boy on the back of her legs

01:09:59And tilt her head

01:10:00And when you do this

01:10:01It relaxes the lower abdominal muscles

01:10:03In the pussy area

01:10:04Then you peel back the lips of her vagina

01:10:07Exposing the pearl tongue

01:10:09To the environment

01:10:10To the temperature of the motherfucking room

01:10:12Then you push both back of her legs

01:10:13And start sucking that shit

01:10:14Like she got a dick

01:10:15And you put your neck

01:10:16And your jaw muscle

01:10:17All in this motherfucker

01:10:19Then you start finger fucking her real slow

01:10:20With three fingers

01:10:21Yo when she comes

01:10:22Her vagina was a cramp

01:10:24And your three fingers so tight

01:10:25Like a vice grip

01:10:26You gotta suck a left titty

01:10:27To relax her lower abdominal muscles

01:10:29To get your fingers back

01:10:30Y'all they ready for that type of shit

01:10:32Y'all

01:10:33You ain't motherfucker bruh

01:10:34You know what I'm saying?

01:10:35Yo put a girl on her stomach

01:10:36And fucked her with your tongue

01:10:38And then just pull her up

01:10:39And fucked her from the back

01:10:40And smacked her ass

01:10:41And just pushed her

01:10:42Aw nigga what?

01:10:45Nigga what?

01:10:46Oh yo lift your woman upside down

01:10:48Lift her from the cracker ass

01:10:49And when she came

01:10:50You just threw the bitch

01:10:51Yeah!

01:10:54Cause you know when you fuck a woman good

01:10:55Ain't no motherfucking secret

01:10:56If you're a real motherfucking nigga

01:10:57Cause after you fucking lay in bed

01:10:58Butt naked

01:10:59Balls on the motherfucking sheet

01:11:01Watching cable

01:11:02She'll come back with a hot motherfucking towel

01:11:05And crawl between your legs

01:11:07And lift your balls up

01:11:08And wipe your dick down

01:11:09And give you that healthy type

01:11:10Of motherfucking glow

01:11:11You know when you fuck up

01:11:12When a bitch come back

01:11:13With an old dirty crusty towel

01:11:15And throw it at your motherfucking ass

01:11:17You know you're fucked up

01:11:18And guys I know sometimes

01:11:19After we knelt

01:11:20We like to curl up

01:11:21And go to sleep

01:11:22But the next time you get some good pussy

01:11:23Get your lazy ass up

01:11:24And go get her a hot towel

01:11:25And if you ever

01:11:26Get the opportunity

01:11:27To wipe her pussy down

01:11:28Make sure you wipe her pussy down

01:11:29You don't wanna wipe it up

01:11:30Cause you wanna get back to it

01:11:31Cause you wanna get bacteria

01:11:32Into the motherfucking shit

01:11:34So you wipe her pussy down

01:11:36You wipe her pussy down

01:11:37You wipe her pussy down

01:11:38And then you get a dry towel

01:11:40And you pat the pussy dry

01:11:42You don't wipe it

01:11:44You pat the pussy dry

01:11:45Cause I know what you're saying

01:11:46This is not a show

01:11:47This is a seminar

01:11:48Motherfucking rock

01:11:50Cause that's the type of nigga

01:11:51I am

01:11:52T to the motherfucking K

01:11:53Cause ain't nothing

01:11:54Like eating pussy from the back

01:11:56You hear what the fuck

01:11:57I'm telling you

01:11:58Ain't nothing like eating pussy from the back

01:12:00I put that on my unborn kids

01:12:02Why?

01:12:03Because when you turn the woman

01:12:04On her stomach

01:12:05All her nutrients

01:12:06Her vitamins

01:12:07The amino acids of the body

01:12:09Flows down to the uterus of her pussy

01:12:11Then when you get behind it

01:12:12And you lift

01:12:13And you separate her ass

01:12:15You'll say

01:12:16God is great

01:12:17God is good

01:12:18Thank you for the food

01:12:19I'm about to receive

01:12:20Amen

01:12:21Atlanta

01:12:22Thank you so much

01:12:23God bless you

01:12:24Everybody

01:12:25See you soon

01:12:26Thank you

01:12:27Damn

01:12:32Damn

01:12:33I love this game

01:12:34Ha ha ha

01:12:35Dear you

01:12:36Dear you

01:12:37Oh there's a question

01:12:41Oh there's a question

01:12:42Oh there's a question

01:12:48I woke up in the morning with my mind on D

01:12:51D's my big brother and he's caught in the freeze

01:12:53I got a collect call, he needed to post bail

01:12:56So now I'm on my feet to spring D out of jail

01:12:59So I grab my pants and I grab my bank card

01:13:02Head to the Mercedes in the front of the yard

01:13:04Cause I'm not the type of guy that's concerned about funds

01:13:07I hustle everyday with the business I run

01:13:10I can take it out of check-ins or one CD

01:13:12I can roll an IRA or it's a loan on me

01:13:15Either way I get the money post bail real quick

01:13:18Hire a defense attorney who talks real slick

01:13:21So I roll up to the teller, pluck down some G's

01:13:24Put it in the envelope, all the notes and seeds

01:13:26And as I walk out of the bank to jump in my whip

01:13:29So I can dip down the county post bail and skip

01:13:32BUTTON

01:13:49PLEA

01:13:50D

01:13:54Detention officer yells my name man, they posted bail

01:13:56Glad to know I got homies that's doing so well

01:13:59Doing so well

01:14:00Walked outside

01:14:01And the sun is shining bright

01:14:03Glad to know

01:14:04Every day is gonna be alright

01:14:06Don't know who posted bail

01:14:07But I'm about to find out

01:14:09More than likely

01:14:09It's my brother

01:14:10And I have no doubt

01:14:11Sure enough

01:14:12I see that Mercedes Benz

01:14:14But hold up

01:14:15That ain't my brother

01:14:15That's one of my friends

01:14:17But my brother and my homie

01:14:18Have never even met

01:14:20So I'm tripping off the fact

01:14:21That he ain't saying nothing yet

01:14:22Jumped in the ride

01:14:23Dude had some blood on the shirt

01:14:25I asked the man what happened

01:14:27He said he couldn't work

01:14:28So I asked for the nine

01:14:29And I checked the clip

01:14:30I told him to pull over

01:14:32We gotta talk real quick

01:14:33The nine spoke

01:14:34Popped the face

01:14:35Sent him to hell

01:14:36I jumped out of the ride

01:14:37And then walked back to jail

TK Kirkland - Are There Any Questions? (08)

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