He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!
Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections-- He does that by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Director
Luca Bercovici
Writers
Luca Bercovici -Jefery Levy -Chris Ver Wiel
Stars
Dean Cameron -Toni Basil -Thomas Dolby -Tawny Fere
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Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections-- He does that by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Director
Luca Bercovici
Writers
Luca Bercovici -Jefery Levy -Chris Ver Wiel
Stars
Dean Cameron -Toni Basil -Thomas Dolby -Tawny Fere
#action #actionmovies #fortnite #geek #nerd #netflix #pizza #subscribe #trailer #trailers #horrormovies #horrorstories #horror #slasher #thriller #mystery #comedymovies #bmovies #bmovie #80s #80smovie #80smovies #retro #retromovies #vhs #vhscassette #boardinghouse #nightmare #fear #scream #withcraft #90s #90smovies #rockula #vmpire #vampiremovies #rock #rockmusic #music #punk #vampire
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00:00he's shy misunderstood what do you do I'm a vampire have you ever seen one of
00:19these before 18th century right and he hasn't scored in 400 years man that dude
00:26so got the blues he just met the perfect girl and lost her for the 14th lifetime in a row just
00:37forget the fact that we are the oldest living virgins walking the planet but all that is about
00:44to change you always die on Halloween night of your 22nd year because if the devil sold his soul
00:52he still couldn't rock and roll I don't think I'm a vampire I really am a vampire like rockula
01:03tonight's the night to keep a date with fate
01:19I think maybe you just need some therapy Ralph and it's their one last chance I love you you love me
01:28if you don't listen to me you're gonna die for romance I thought it was kind of cute I'm back
01:33yo yo check this out check this out check this out rockula the love story that rocks like a bat out
01:41what a hell rockula does anybody go bowling anymore
01:48gee mr. rockula you're awfully good
01:52you