This Hesher character sure knows how to have a good time with strangers.
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00:00you think she shades her pussy what are you doing here what are you doing here dude you're not
00:17shopping you're stalking that chick no i'm not yeah you are i've been following you can try and
00:23fuck her no oh that's good you can't fuck her from here dude gotta be way closer
00:30what do you want to poke her shut up dude there's nothing wrong with wanting to poke her
00:36stop saying that dude if you want to poke her there's nothing wrong with that don't be ashamed
00:42human beings have been poking vagina for hundreds of years longer probably bro
00:47seriously there's nothing wrong with wanting some pussy
00:51where are you going home i'll give you a ride no thanks
01:08well all right but go with me it'll take you five minutes ride the bike it's like what 15
01:16all right don't talk to me okay i won't say shit
01:26listen man
01:37sorry about the fire the other night that was uh i was totally out of control and it's foolish
01:46and irresponsible really so sorry but uh here i want you to have this
01:55i don't know what's up dude are you gay i don't know i can't work you in a home
02:02oh shit
02:06what are you doing
02:18what are you doing
02:25stop the car i want to get out get out of this van i will rip your dick off and fuck it
02:39stay together this is yours and mine what we're gonna do
02:46rock out rock out rock out rock out let it crush your beer rock out rock out rock out
02:58rock out and you can get in here
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03:30What is the matter with you?
03:32I don't know what happened to her.
03:34You need to pay attention when you are driving a fucking car.
03:38Yeah, I think I can be some help here.
03:40I saw the whole thing.
03:42She was just sitting there and you backed right into her.
03:44I what?
03:46I don't know what's wrong with you, man. Why would you back into a car?
03:48It's fucking retarded.
03:50I don't know what you're talking about.
03:52You should probably start talking about paying for her damages.
03:54Look at this shit. I did not back into her!
03:56Call me a fucking liar?
03:58Look, I don't...
04:00What is going on here?
04:06I don't know. Sounds like you're calling me a fucking liar.
04:08No!
04:10Okay, all right, all right.
04:12I don't want any trouble here.
04:14You don't want any trouble?
04:15No.
04:16That's the thing you do, Miss Piggy.
04:20This is ridiculous.
04:26What is happen to her brother?
04:28Please...
04:49So, we need some joy.
04:51I can't.
04:53Come on here, let's just get out of here.
04:57I heard your sexy girlfriend's in trouble.
05:00We're not going anywhere.
05:23You guys know each other?
05:29Hi.
05:40Sometimes, you know, a day's bad,
05:43and you think it couldn't get any worse,
05:45and then suddenly you discover
05:47whole new ways it can get worse.
05:54No thanks.
05:58Don't worry for me.
06:01This one time, a couple years back,
06:03I had these four chicks in the back of the van,
06:05and we're all like super fucking wasted
06:07and going for it, right?
06:08So I was eating this one chick out,
06:10I was fingering another chick,
06:12but there's still two chicks, right,
06:13and they want to get off.
06:14So I got my other hand fingering this other chick,
06:16and I got my toe rubbing on the four chick's asshole,
06:18and I was going crazy, man.
06:20I was like, this is too much.
06:21I couldn't tell which chick was which.
06:23Tongues started to hurt.
06:25Fingers getting tired.
06:28I stepped back.
06:31You know what happened?
06:35These chicks just start working on each other.
06:37They're fingering each other,
06:39eating each other out.
06:40I just sit back and watch the whole thing.
06:42I just whip my cock out and jerked myself off.
06:44Every once in a while.
06:51Is that some kind of perverted metaphor for me?
06:54What?
06:56Never mind.
06:57Never mind.
07:10Yeah!
07:11Stop!
07:18Make sure!
07:19Please stop!
07:20I found you baby!
07:22Yeah!
07:23What the fuck was that?
07:34I saw a mouse.
07:35What?
07:37You okay?
07:39I think I have dirt in my mouth.
07:44Yeah.
07:53I think I have dirt in my mouth.