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00:00Dorian is a pretty simple guy. He's got his job and he does it well.
00:04Unemotional, uncompromising and intelligent enough to know when someone's trying to pull a fast one.
00:09Dorian is the ideal candidate to keep the unwanted out and the wanted in.
00:13He exists in 17 different places around the house.
00:17Dorian is played by Ben Starr.
00:20Well, look at that. You've made another friend.
00:25A true portal in arms, just like myself.
00:30Keep it up. It feels better and better the more you do. Trust me.
00:36Dorian stands firmly in your way. An unmovable wall.
00:41Thinking of going outside?
00:48I'm a door who's the main entrance and egress from this domicile.
00:54I'm more impressive and ornate than the other doors,
00:58because I need to project a welcoming presence.
01:04But also make it clear that those who do not deserve entry stay outside.
01:15Cheers.
01:16I open up when you tell me to.
01:21It's you who needs to make the decision about whether you're really ready to go out there.
01:28After all, you're the only one who knows the reason behind why you tend to stay inside these days.
01:34I'm a door to the door.
01:46Exactly. That would cost too much.
01:49Going outside exposes you to countless assets, all which need physics, collision and sound.
01:56sound. The cost to the average taxpayer is profound. Best to stay inside, so that the
02:04Interactive Revenue Service can't find you. So for now, I'll remind you to keep indoors.
02:12Stay safe.
02:17Dorian is as tall as ever, but there's something off with his energy today. His eyes dart briefly
02:24from side to side, as though ensuring you're alone.
02:28Welcome to the lavatory. Let's keep things private here. Very, uh, hush-hush.
02:40Maybe a little. Let's move on. Try as I might to keep things quiet, nestled in this lovely
02:49little space in the house. We seem to have attracted our loudest members.
02:59We have a wrapping loo, a singing shower, and a sink screaming about his very existence.
03:05The neighbors have even filed noise complaints. They're not even about those three. It's
03:11about the bloody smoke alarm.
03:13It's a sink, right? Thinks he isn't, though. I'm a door. Always have been. My mental faculties
03:21are perfect. What can I do for you?
03:27What can I do for you? You're lucky you can leave.
03:44.