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  • 5/7/2025
The premiere episode of ACTION BUTTON REVIEWS. Tim reviews the Final Fantasy VII Remake. This video consists of an intro | dG1fdTlrODVVVFdDWUk
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00:00So, Cloud, you were a soldier first class, right?
00:07Yeah.
00:10Weird.
00:12Really? What's weird about it?
00:15Nothing. Just that you were the same rank.
00:18Huh? As who?
00:21The first guy I ever loved.
00:26Oh!
00:28Wow.
00:30Your eyes.
00:35Yes. Aerith is an ancient.
00:39Probably the last one living.
00:42You know you're not just any little girl.
00:45You're a descendant of the ancients.
00:47You're wrong! I'm not an ancient!
00:50When we're older, and you're a famous soldier,
00:52if I'm ever trapped or in trouble,
00:56promise you'll come and save me.
00:58Sephiroth? Soldiers?
01:00I'm sick of this. I'm sick of all of this!
01:06I've never been so proud.
01:08Women must be hounding you day and night.
01:09I'd really love to stay and chat, but we gotta go.
01:13So soon?
01:14Got more pizza in the oven? I'll take another...
01:16WETCH!
01:18Lookie here, boys!
01:19Burglars!
01:20Tifa!
01:20Tifa! I'm coming for you!
01:22Viciously!
01:23Without mercy!
01:24Until they vomit blood!
01:25You seek my approval, do you?
01:27I should warn you.
01:31Huh?
01:32Tails, you lose.
01:35Give it back!
01:37Give it back.
01:38Are you going?
01:39I'm sorry, honey. I wish I didn't have to.
01:42Shinra has confirmed the reactor to be the target of the bomb threat.
01:45Shinra's decided they ought to stamp them out!
01:48The sky is falling, and Avalanche is to blame!
01:51But I work for Shinra. I'm the enemy.
01:53I don't care!
01:54Greetings and welcome. Avalanche, I presume.
01:57You mean you're not here to give President Shinra his comeuppance?
02:01I've also drafted a...
02:02That will not be needed.
02:04Huh?
02:04Two words, Reeve.
02:07Neo Midgar.
02:09Come on! Let's push it past the red line!
02:12Stop them, you fools! Don't let them escape!
02:15They're going to drop a plate on us?
02:17Yes.
02:17Whispers.
02:19Perhaps best described as Arbiters.
02:21No, you don't!
02:23Not when I'm working!
02:24I promise you will regret this.
02:27The sector in which you stand has been condemned.
02:32You're a soldier, aren't you?
02:35Which, of course, would mean that I own you.
02:38Through suffering, you will grow strong.
02:42Isn't that what you want?
02:46Come on! You see the piece of shit we're driving here!
02:49Except the 300 pound sack of it.
02:51Hey!
03:06FIGHT!
03:07INCOME!
03:08INCOME!
03:09IT'S HALF!
03:10THAT'S HARD!
03:11Justice, honor, freedom, vain indulgences everyone.
03:38Every time the Whispers touch me, I lose something, a part of myself.
03:46Tonight marks a new beginning.
03:48For Shinra!
03:49This could well be her last line of defense.
03:52Let's go.
03:54Let us defy destiny together.
03:58Cloud, there's still so much to be done.
04:08Let's do it.
04:18Let's go.
04:20I'm not sure about this.
04:22I'm not sure about that.
04:24You see?
04:26You see, I'm not sure about the other side.

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