The group takes a field trip to the beach for some romance and fun in the sun, until surprise arrivals turn everything upside-down.
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00:01Welcome to the MILF Mud Pit.
00:05I see mud wrestling on TV.
00:08Definitely a lot better life.
00:12That's very hot.
00:13I heard you from St. Louis. I'm from the same hood.
00:16It's not like every day you meet somebody from the same hood.
00:19I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
00:21Have you ever been told you're gonna kiss her?
00:22Wanna find out?
00:24Sam tonight, he killed it.
00:26Now that I know me and Christina are done,
00:30I'm gonna be experimenting every single, you know, crooked corner.
00:36I want you to feel what it's like to sleep together and feel comfortable.
00:40Okay.
00:41Let's see where it goes.
00:46I'm buzzing to be honest. As first dates go, that was so good.
00:50Obviously our date went super well.
00:52I do think you are an amazing, beautiful woman.
00:56If you don't mind my asking, Chris still got a chance?
00:58Yes, you do.
01:00Barbie and Chris, they're building a connection.
01:02It's difficult to see.
01:03I'm not happy and my gut reaction is to leave.
01:08So what, Chris?
01:09Jay?
01:10What and?
01:11Wooo.
01:12Outro com.
01:13The Act with James.
01:16Do that to the virus.
01:17You shouldn't have caught on the precies.
01:19The virus is happening now.
01:22Yeah, you know, it's nice.
01:23My body doesn't snow.
01:24I smell pretty good.
01:25Yeah.
01:28I feel pretty good about the time I've spent with Anthony last night.
01:43He was incredibly respectful and kind and attentive.
01:48I'm trying not to covet it.
01:51So things are going well. Everything is progressing almost faster than I thought.
02:06But it feels right. It feels good. I enjoy him. I like him.
02:10So we'll see how this goes.
02:13Good morning.
02:15Good morning. Good morning.
02:16You know, as close as we are, I thought there would never be anything that can make it more awkward between me and my dad.
02:24Other than tantric yoga.
02:26But my dad walking out of the real food room is just testing our boundaries a little bit.
02:31Guys, I just washed my hands a little wet.
02:34Good morning, Anthony. Good morning, Anthony.
02:37You want to join us?
02:39That was a fun day. Not for him, for me.
02:46Well, that's nice.
02:50You know, yesterday was a really full-on day.
02:53Yeah.
02:54And things with Barbie have been going really well.
02:56And I'd be disappointed to not really make a huge effort today to actually pursue that.
03:03You've got a good connection with Barbie at the moment.
03:05And, you know, I think you really need to put a real effort in today and just see where that leads.
03:12Well, that's the thing. I'm going to pull her aside and I'm going to talk to her and say, you know, this is the situation.
03:17I think coming all this way, you know, from England, we owe it to ourselves and each other to actually put in the effort and really see if it's there.
03:24And if it's not, it's not there. If we don't do that, then we've done ourselves, you know, a disservice, I think.
03:28So, yesterday, watching Barbie and Chris flirt, obviously, it's not something that I want to see.
03:32I think I'm going to make an active effort to spend more time with her.
03:35And I feel like I need to very quickly as well, because if I give them any time to establish that connection, I'm going to be on the back foot.
03:43And I don't know if I'm going to be able to get back from there.
03:46I'll get out. Let's do it. Come on.
03:48Love you.
03:49Love you, too.
03:50Oh, look at you. I love some overalls, but I'll have them at home.
03:56You know what? People joke to me when I wear those.
03:58They're like, where are the overalls?
03:59You can wear those pairs.
04:00No, I love it.
04:01Oh, I love it.
04:02Yeah, that's cute. I like that. Girl, rock it out.
04:03This top is a little bit side boobish.
04:05I like it.
04:06We got some boobies sticking out.
04:08Some boobish.
04:09Just a little bit.
04:10Little sexy, little sexy.
04:11I like it.
04:12I think, I kind of think, ladies, I want to be like tunnel vision focused on Stace.
04:17And he kind of gives me the vibe that he just wants to be cool because we're from the same city.
04:23So that's why I'm saying I want him to step it up a notch. I'm thinking like now, like maybe I'm not as tight.
04:28Me and Stacey are moving really, really slow. And I'm still trying to figure that part out. And at the same time, I'm trying to respect if he wants to take it slow on purpose or I need to know if there's something that's stopping that.
04:45I'm giving him the female energy. I'm calling him babe. And now I'm ready to take it up a nice. Can I get a kiss?
04:52Can I have everybody's attention, please? We've got a message.
05:09Good morning. Love is in the air. So today we're going to heat things up.
05:16Yes. Because you're all going to the beach.
05:22Suit up and let's soak up some sun.
05:26Let's get the out of here for the day. Let's go.
05:33I feel like I'm back in California. I'm always in my bathing suit or my T-shirt.
05:37Let's go. Let's go.
05:50Cheers. Cheers. Here's the beach day. Here's the beach day.
05:54Much needed beach day. Go.
06:02Yeah. I'm a big beach guy. Love the water. I'm like a water bug.
06:06I'm excited to see what today brings because new connections are forming.
06:10Jacob and Chris are both in their Barbie.
06:13My dad and Lynette are starting to have a connection.
06:15Darren and Kelly Mac are starting to have a connection.
06:17And obviously, Kelly and I, yeah, we've been forming a connection.
06:20What's not to like about Kelly?
06:22Kelly, Kelly knows what she wants and she's very, very straightforward.
06:26So that's probably what I like most.
06:27I already got a taste of her lips.
06:29Now, phase two of the plan is go for the butt.
06:32You got to bite a butt cheek.
06:33Can I get a hug?
06:37Can I? No.
06:38No hug for Chris?
06:40There we go.
06:42After talking to Barbie by the fire pit, we kind of realized like, okay, I'm interested in you.
06:52She got to say that she was interested in me.
06:55So like at this point, now it's, we're starting to build that relationship.
06:58I know that me and Jacob are going after Barbie.
07:01But like, I know a woman's mind is never made up until it's made up.
07:06So all I can say that I have to do is just keep being me, keep doing what Christopher London does.
07:11I had the utmost confidence that I would make Barbie forget about Jacob easily.
07:16I'm going to say, I know that this is what we're here for.
07:21Everything is fair in love and war.
07:23It's just, if anything changes, all I need is just like, just let me know, please.
07:26That's all I ask.
07:27I believe communication is the biggest factor.
07:30Yeah.
07:31If you don't communicate your thoughts, you're feeling messy, somebody's going to get hurt.
07:35It's also hard because in, if it wasn't in a dynamic like this with each other, I like to take things really slow and get to know somebody you know.
07:45But the fact that we like each other, when you and I are just barely starting to get to know each other, it's like, it's fast, right?
07:54Fair.
07:55I'm here for it.
07:56I like it.
07:57I truly do enjoy this and I truly do enjoy spending time with you, just talking to you, just admiring you from a distance, just seeing you do your thing.
08:04That little laugh right there, that smile, it gets me.
08:08Because I don't blush.
08:09It's been a long time since I've like, I feel like flustered or I don't blush.
08:14Nothing makes me blush, you know?
08:17I think that I've been so caught up in the Jacob thing that I've missed the cues that Chris has been dropping along the trail.
08:25He's been making it known that he's been interested in me since he got to the house.
08:30And now we have this like bond and we're now establishing a connection.
08:34So I'm excited about that.
08:37What?
08:38Ugh.
08:39I must say you enjoy your time with the ladies and I must say we're going to talk later, okay?
08:45Okay.
08:46Talk.
08:47I say I'm quite a jealous person when I'm seeing someone.
08:50I don't want them to be dating anyone else.
08:52And the fact that Barbie and Chris are spending a lot more time together, it looks like they're building a connection.
08:56And I don't plan for that to ever happen.
08:58So for me, like, I think it's very important for me to step up my game now.
09:01If I do have any chance of getting things back.
09:05Can we go for a quick stroll?
09:07Grab a chat?
09:08Yeah.
09:09Yeah?
09:10What a view, eh?
09:11What?
09:12Nice view.
09:13Oh.
09:14Say it as fast as you just did.
09:15What a view, eh?
09:17I wanted to grab you for a chat.
09:19I think a lot has been going through my head recently, if you can't tell.
09:22I'm actually really very stereotypically English and don't really like to say what we're feeling.
09:27And sort of keep our emotions really pent in and then it just comes out.
09:32So for me, it's very, you know, I say what I say.
09:35I'm very passionate and I'm going to tell you how I feel.
09:38I just, I wasn't getting that from you and that's something that I need.
09:42I'm going to be 100% honest.
09:45And we do have something.
09:48Yeah.
09:49We really do.
09:50Since day one, you know, you were always my number one pick.
09:53And that was genuinely one of the best first dates I've ever been on.
09:56And I still think you're, you know, an amazing woman.
09:59I really do mean that.
10:00Well, we've had like an open non-relationship at the beginning.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Yeah, no, exactly.
10:05And I love that about you, you know?
10:07No matter what age, I like a man who can take care of himself.
10:10I've raised a son.
10:11I don't want a project.
10:13So Jacob showing interest in me in a mature manner, I find that very attractive.
10:17He has this unspoken confidence.
10:20It's not in your face.
10:21He's not loud.
10:22He's just quietly confident.
10:24And I like the accent and his swimmer's bottom.
10:27But also, Chris has been really consistent with me lately, expressing how he feels about me.
10:32So it's hard because genuinely, I just feel so much for both of them.
10:39I'm going to have to make a decision though.
10:41It's going to be difficult.
10:43I appreciate that you're even talking to me and being an adult.
10:46Yeah.
10:47No, I needed to talk to you.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Yeah.
10:50So get out.
10:51Kiss it out.
10:52Kiss it out.
10:53Barbie giving me a kiss feels like she still has feelings there.
10:56And I'm excited about the prospect of it.
10:58And I think that it is something that I want to pursue.
11:00Because me and Barbie have a lot in common.
11:02And she's got such an amazing personality.
11:04So I'm going to put up a good fight.
11:06Jacob's a good looking man with a British accent.
11:09Of course, he's competition.
11:10But I grew up the smallest of five boys.
11:13So I've always had like that edge on me to where I like taking the challenge.
11:17I like seeing somebody who's bigger than me where people think he's not going to win.
11:20And then go prove him wrong.
11:22So if she's still thinking about Jacob, definitely makes me step up the game a little bit.
11:26And I need to go for what I believe is mine.
11:28And I need to go for what I want to be mine.
11:30And may the best man win.
11:34Somebody's coming!
11:39Who now?
11:41Two new guys.
11:42Oh me, oh my.
11:43What?
11:45Who are these men and why are they so smoking hot?
11:50We might be in a little trouble.
11:52Woo!
11:56Set!
12:01Oh!
12:02We'll take it.
12:04We're enjoying this afternoon on the beach.
12:09All of us women look totally gorgeous.
12:11You know, we're here to find our man.
12:13Come on, Jacob!
12:14No!
12:16But all these guys are all playing football.
12:18And we're like, what is going on here?
12:21You should be playing with us.
12:23All right, we're down there on miles.
12:24What's going on, St. Louis?
12:25Ain't nothing going on.
12:26Oh, God.
12:27So let me ask you a question.
12:28Mm-hmm.
12:29What is your dating life back at home?
12:30Since divorce, you know, there's definitely people out there, there's some interest there, but nothing has, like, festered into something that I'm looking for long-term.
12:36Intimacy is very important in a relationship because I am a touchy-feely person. That's the way I connect to people.
12:45I'm a little concerned that Stacy's a little slow when it comes down to intimacy with me, but I'm trying to give him time to warm up today.
12:54I think you know by now I'm digging you. I am. I've been watching you. I like how you move.
13:00And I think you're an awesome guy. I really do. I think you're an awesome guy. And I don't know, I would like to go on a date with you.
13:21After divorce, I definitely am moving very slow. In my past, I've jumped into my life.
13:29I've jumped into it where it was just like, oh, she's attractive. Sex and then, you know, moving on to the next person. I don't want that.
13:35I want something more of substance. But with Crystal, I can tell that we have a connection.
13:41We always sit around and talk at some point throughout the day. And I like that she's very nurturing. She listens to you.
13:47It makes me think it may be a connection as a love interest.
13:53Now I'm all for it going on a date. I don't have no problem with that. I think you're very, I think you're a beautiful person.
13:58I think you have a beautiful personality. Give me a hug. Hug it out.
14:02All right, St. Louis.
14:04That's the first hug I've got. Oh, my God, girl.
14:07Yay!
14:08Now I just got to get my game up.
14:11It turned out to be quite lovely. Yeah, it's nice. The water's beautiful. You go in the water?
14:21The water's cold. It's still beautiful. It's beautiful, but it's cold. I don't know how Christina and Sam are out there in that.
14:27Because my man's on a mission right now. Is he on a mission? My man's on a mission. Make a move.
14:32Is he making a move? Tell me more. Tell me more.
14:34Ever since that date last night, he's made it very clear. Like, okay, I'm here.
14:37Really? Yeah. And I told him, I was like, Sam, you're a good looking dude. Like, you know, like, you're here for a reason. You're in this house for a reason.
14:41Right. Engage.
14:42Like, we all have different personalities. We all have different tastes. So, like, you know, you do your thing. I'm going to do my thing. Myles is going to do his thing. We all going to do our own thing. And so now, after that date last night.
14:51What are these Myles doing? Oh, Lord. That's a shit. Oh, Myles do his thing, baby girl. Hey. You heard of me out. He's back there.
14:56He's a sleeper. He's going to pop out of nowhere one of these days. He's going to be like, boom. He's going to pop out of nowhere and be like, uh, yeah, I just got some neck in the back of the shuttle.
15:05Wait, what? Who does that?
15:08It is true. I was probably like 20 years old and I hooked up on the back of a shuttle on the way to the airport.
15:15Wait, I'm not even going to ask. No. I'm staying away from this one. I'm staying away from this one.
15:25I'm so happy to be out of the manor.
15:28Me too. Me too. It's such a pleasant surprise, right? I'm enjoying my new friends.
15:34Me too. And that said, I'm glad I'm making friends, but I didn't come here to make friends.
15:41And so I just, I didn't want to come like too forward or too pushy, but you're the one I'm most attracted to.
15:49And I am interested in getting to know you better.
15:52It's really rare for someone like how I've been able to communicate with you, even with that little bit of vibe that I've given you.
16:01And it's such an even exchange. I'm not into games and I don't normally put out those vibes.
16:09And I just want to let you know, those are real and I definitely want to continue this incredible journey.
16:16What I like about Darren is he comes across like a gentleman, a person of genuineness, honesty, very thoughtful and manly.
16:33Absolutely everything that I've, I've been wanting. I like Darren a lot.
16:42So I think, I mean, it's up to you, but I think we should plan another date.
16:47I want to do another date. Absolutely.
16:49All right.
16:50We'll have to, we'll have to figure something out. We could even do, we'll see what's going on tonight.
16:54I'm even going to do something tonight if you want to.
16:55Oh yeah.
16:56I am looking for another date with Sam. Listen, I haven't had a date like that in forever.
17:01Let me take that back. I don't even know if I've had a date like that.
17:04So again, that's stuff that I like. So of course, I mean, like, you know, I would look forward to the next date with him.
17:09You know, me and Sam are connecting now and I'm really kind of locked in and not thinking really about anything else.
17:15Actually, we're having so much fun. Hopefully it continues.
17:19Wait, yo, who's got the jet skis?
17:30Hey, somebody's coming.
17:33Is this James Bond? Part of a James Bond movie?
17:36It was like something out of damn Baywatch. What?
17:50So these guys are arriving. They're pulling up on jet skis. They're doing these zigzags. They're looking really cool.
17:55I'm thinking we might be in a little trouble.
18:01Oh, yeah. Uh-oh.
18:06Who are these men and why are they so smoking hot?
18:11Woo!
18:13These two men are here to find romantic connections. They have an exciting double date later tonight.
18:19I don't want them to be comfortable in this house at all. Your eyes are gorgeous.
18:23Oh, here we go.
18:29They are coming hot. What the hell?
18:32Who now?
18:34No!
18:35Oh, me. Oh, my.
18:37So I see the two new guys pulling up and the women are getting very excited.
18:41Who is this?
18:42Woo!
18:44You hear the cat calls, the whistling, the claps.
18:48Woo!
18:50But then I saw one of them fall off. That was funny.
18:57Ah.
18:58See how cute you look now?
19:03Oh!
19:04Two new guys.
19:08Life is just full of surprises.
19:12Yes, Kelly.
19:13Hi, baby. I'm Lynette.
19:14Connor.
19:15I'm Connor.
19:16Christina.
19:17Nice to meet you, Lynette.
19:18I'm Connor.
19:19I'm 28 years old from Houston, Texas.
19:21My name's David.
19:22I'm 41 years old.
19:23I live in Houston, Texas, or at least I hang my hat there.
19:25He was the fun uncle that was always around.
19:27He's always been somebody that I look up to.
19:29He might look at me as more of a father figure.
19:32Yeah.
19:33We party together.
19:35We hang out together.
19:36But I really look up to him because he's very educated, very moral, respectful.
19:41I think he's a great role model.
19:42Hello.
19:43Good to see you.
19:44Connor.
19:45Nice to meet you.
19:46Nice to meet you.
19:47Nice.
19:48Joey's face is like .
19:49Better know.
19:50Dumb and Dumber waddled over.
19:53They're a little too macho macho for me right off the bat.
19:55Why you only want to shake the girl's hand, not the guy's hand?
19:58Like, you know, like what?
19:59We chopped liver?
20:00They don't say hello to the guys.
20:01They'll say hello to the girls, though.
20:02And I'm not saying that these guys are going to want to date me.
20:05But I mean, hey, you can at least say what's up.
20:07You know, shake a hand.
20:08Look me in the eye.
20:09That's how he raised me.
20:10I said, hey, if you didn't say hello to the guys, get over here.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Hey, come on, man.
20:15What's up, brother?
20:16How much you want?
20:17Enough.
20:18Chris, nice to meet you.
20:19Hey, we've got to ask.
20:20Is there a relationship here?
20:21Like, are you father, son, brothers?
20:22Yes.
20:23This is my uncle.
20:25Uncle.
20:26Uncle?
20:27How are you going to be uncle and nephew when every other dynamic in the house is father,
20:31son?
20:32If I had an uncle, I wouldn't mind acting stupid with my uncle.
20:35Like, I can be belligerently drunk, and I can go wild with it if I had an uncle.
20:39But no, I got my dad here, which I'm happy to have you here, pops.
20:43This adds a little different dynamic.
20:44That's all.
20:45Do you even know what you walked into?
20:47I mean, it sounded like a party, so we're going to get after it.
20:51This just got interesting.
20:53We saw the squirm of the guys when we got here, right?
20:56There was a little bit of the chest puffing and, you know, people standing their ground.
21:01Some were very vocal about it initially.
21:03I mean, I would be, too, if I walked up on the beach and saw myself.
21:06But, I mean, we came here for the women.
21:08We didn't come here to make friends with other dudes.
21:10And if they get in the way, then we run over them.
21:13Yeah, face down in the sand.
21:19I got a tag.
21:20Oh!
21:22Everyone, please welcome David and Connor to this journey to find love.
21:30Yes.
21:31Cheers.
21:32Cheers.
21:33Cheers.
21:34Cheers.
21:35Cheers.
21:36Cheers.
21:37Cheers.
21:38I'm an oil and gas entrepreneur, and I do very well.
21:40But in the past, I've tended to date women that are very loud, center of attention, and vain.
21:55There's been, I have not been successful in finding the one, right?
22:11So, it's something that I would pretty much do anything to fulfill that calling in my life.
22:20Oh!
22:21That's actually great.
22:22Because you liked it.
22:23Yes!
22:24Can I take my towel?
22:25It's so cool.
22:26You have one for me?
22:27Or can I huddle in that one?
22:28Yeah, you can huddle in that one.
22:29Yeah, you can huddle in that one.
22:30You can huddle in that one.
22:31You can huddle in that one.
22:32You can huddle in that one.
22:33No, you're good.
22:34You're good to have it.
22:35So, do you know who you'll choose for your date?
22:37Fine.
22:38Should I give that?
22:39Should I give that?
22:40Do you have a type?
22:41Yeah.
22:42I don't know.
22:43Right.
22:44It's all about the energy.
22:45Yeah.
22:46You know, you just, you have it or you don't.
22:47100%.
22:50I'm flirting back and forth a bit.
22:52I'm not worried about the new guys.
22:53They're cocky.
22:54They showed up like James Bond and then he fell in the water.
22:57So, what does that say on your chest?
23:01Uh, it is...
23:02I love blondes?
23:03I do.
23:04I do love blondes.
23:05Oh, well, there you have it.
23:06Are you worried about that?
23:08Worried about these guys?
23:09Yeah.
23:10Bro, look at us.
23:12Okay, just because two cowboys came in on jet skis,
23:14one of them off showing up.
23:16This guy didn't even know how to ride it.
23:17They're not going to ride a jet ski.
23:19So, let's figure it out first.
23:20These guys got jacked on me.
23:22So, if she goes out on a date, she's going to realize,
23:24uh, she's making a huge mistake and she's going to come
23:26running back into my arms to get her butt in.
23:28I'm going to be ready to do it.
23:30The uncle's a lot more confident.
23:31Oh, yeah.
23:32He definitely is.
23:33I sized him up.
23:34I was like, hey, yo, bro, how much you weigh?
23:35He said, enough.
23:36I was like, all right.
23:37Yeah, bro.
23:38I don't want them to be comfortable in this house at all.
23:41So, I do fitness and nutrition.
23:43Oh, I love that.
23:44Yeah.
23:45Okay, perfect.
23:46Longevity.
23:47Yeah, we have to collab.
23:48Yeah, for sure.
23:49We'll have to.
23:50I'm creating my own collagen brand right now.
23:51Okay.
23:52Collagen is really good for longevity.
23:54I know.
23:55Kelly's obsession with fitness kind of matches my obsession with fitness.
23:58I'm a master trainer, sports nutrition coach, and I'm a fitness entrepreneur.
24:02I'm single because I'm a lot to handle.
24:04I can definitely portray the vibe, but I do have a goofy side.
24:08I like to have fun.
24:09I like to go out and party.
24:10I like to live life.
24:11I'm ready for love at this point in my life.
24:13I have my business.
24:14I have my dog.
24:15The only thing that's missing is the wife.
24:17Oh, I'm glad you came.
24:19Yeah.
24:20We're going to have a lot of fun.
24:22All right.
24:23David.
24:24Yes.
24:25Barbie.
24:26Okay.
24:27What's a scoop?
24:30Okay.
24:31So you're a giggler like me.
24:33Off to a good start.
24:34I like it.
24:35Yes.
24:36That's a jacket.
24:37I know.
24:38I'm cool.
24:39You got a leather jacket on the beach.
24:40Yeah, you know.
24:41I like it.
24:42Can you share something with me?
24:43I know you called too.
24:44I can tell you got a little goose bump on your neck.
24:47It's not easy.
24:50Barbie's definitely my first choice.
24:52And to have that really great conversation and then her to kiss me at the end of it,
24:56I'm confident that me and Barbie have a good connection.
24:58But Chris being thrown into the mix.
25:00And now the fact that Davey's come in definitely presents another opportunity for Barbie to establish a connection.
25:05You know, she seems pretty responsive to him.
25:07It's definitely a complete mind .
25:09How old are you, Connor?
25:10I'm 28.
25:11You're good.
25:12My son's 26.
25:14There's a bar there.
25:16A little bit older.
25:17Exactly.
25:19So I'm watching Connor and Lynette.
25:22I don't know if it's just a primal, you know, man, territorial type of thing.
25:27But it was strange that I was like, huh, what's going on over here?
25:30You know?
25:31It's like she was trying to make me a little jealous there.
25:33So I'm just relaxed.
25:34Not trying to control, plan, none of that.
25:36Was it working?
25:37Um, yeah.
25:38Definitely.
25:39Uh-oh!
25:40Hey, you guys.
25:41We really appreciate it.
25:42It was great meeting everybody here on the beach.
25:43And we look forward to meeting everybody in the house.
25:46With that being said, we have chosen our dates.
25:47Woo!
25:48Woo!
25:49Tell us.
25:50Tell us.
25:51All right.
25:52Well, I'm Kelly.
25:53Woo!
25:54Woo!
25:55Woo!
25:56Woo!
25:57Woo!
25:58Woo!
25:59Woo!
26:00Woo!
26:01Woo!
26:02Woo!
26:03Woo!
26:04Woo!
26:05Woo!
26:06Woo!
26:07Woo!
26:08Woo!
26:09Woo!
26:10Hey!
26:11Woo!
26:12Woo!
26:13Bye, Joey.
26:14Woo!
26:15Yay!
26:16Woo!
26:17Uh, Christina.
26:18Woo!
26:19Yay!
26:20Woo!
26:21Woo!
26:22I'm not surprised that Christina got picked for the date.
26:24She is, in my opinion, probably the most attractive woman here at this house.
26:28But it was interesting seeing how excited she got.
26:32It does make me nervous.
26:33Yay!
26:34Yay!
26:35It does sting a little bit.
26:36All right, guys, we'll see y'all later.
26:39See you later.
26:40Woo!
26:40Woo!
26:41Woo!
26:41Woo!
26:42All right, don't come back.
26:43All right, don't come back.
26:44Salud!
26:45Woo!
26:45Woo!
26:46These guys came in a few hours ago.
26:49They don't just get to come in and take the women from us.
26:52There's a first time for everything.
26:53There is.
26:54So I'm going to do this.
26:56Uh-oh.
26:57I'm just kidding.
27:00All right.
27:01OK, fantastic.
27:06I'm so excited that David and Connor chose me in Disco Kelly
27:09for a date tonight.
27:11So you know I'm normally into the younger guys, right?
27:13Right.
27:13Like Sam.
27:14I adore Sam.
27:16But tonight I'm looking forward to talking to David.
27:18There's just something about him.
27:19He's got a younger vibe.
27:20Yeah, I mean, he does.
27:22Yeah.
27:22He's hot as hell.
27:27Well, here we are.
27:28Cheers.
27:29Cheers.
27:29Beautiful place and beautiful ladies.
27:32And gorgeous men.
27:33You didn't look at me in the eye.
27:34Yeah.
27:35We did.
27:35You know, I have a question.
27:37When you guys came in on the jet skis, I want to know, like, what were you guys thinking?
27:42Anything.
27:43Nothing?
27:43Nothing.
27:44Nothing.
27:44You just flew in, jumped on some jet skis, like super hot, came out of the water.
27:48We were told there were beautiful ladies on the beach.
27:50And we were like, all right, let's go.
27:51We're going.
27:52We're in it.
27:53Yeah.
27:53And then I was like, all right.
27:54I fell off first.
27:55And I was like, all right, great.
27:56Yeah, you ran in.
27:57Just ran in.
27:57You ran in.
27:58Yeah, you did, yeah.
27:59For sure.
28:00We're bringing the party.
28:01Exactly.
28:01Exactly.
28:02Yes.
28:03Finally.
28:03We actually brought a game to play.
28:05Yes.
28:06What?
28:07Oh, a game to play.
28:08I think I got them in here somewhere.
28:12Came with a dice game that's a little fun, a little naughty, a little nice.
28:16One has a verb on it.
28:18The other one is a body part.
28:20You could be licking.
28:21You could be kissing.
28:22You could be feeling up.
28:23And I don't know.
28:24The dice decides, so.
28:26Look, it says high five.
28:28It says high five.
28:30It says high five.
28:32OK.
28:33Oh, jeez.
28:34Lick thigh.
28:35Oh.
28:36What?
28:36All right.
28:37Oh, boy.
28:39Now we're warming up.
28:40What?
28:40We're warming up.
28:42So I have to lick your thigh?
28:44How am I going to lick your thigh?
28:46I don't know.
28:47I'm going to take my pants off.
28:49Well, no one challenges me because I'm going to do it, right?
28:52You know, it's just a game.
28:53We're just here to have fun.
28:55The first night I got here, Joey bit my butt because that's
28:57his thing.
28:58And now I am licking David's thigh.
29:03So I don't want to get lipstick on your pants.
29:05OK.
29:05So I'm going to do this.
29:07Uh-oh.
29:08There's a first time for everything.
29:09There is.
29:10OK, sorry.
29:10I got to get something out of the way.
29:12I'm just kidding.
29:15I'll put that back.
29:16Hold on.
29:16OK.
29:17What?
29:18Oh, my god.
29:19Holy hell.
29:20What?
29:22All right.
29:23Yeah.
29:24OK.
29:25So if it was fantastic on a scale of 1 to 10?
29:31Probably 11.
29:32Yeah.
29:32All right.
29:35Electric.
29:37Christina was taking charge and got to know each other a little bit more intimately.
29:41I thought things were going there.
29:42You guys just happened to be there, so it didn't go further.
29:45That's the unfortunate thing.
29:49We definitely chose the fun ones, so that was the fact.
29:51We haven't even started yet.
29:53I took a word.
29:54Yeah, I was like, it's just getting started.
29:55We should have just skipped the drinks.
29:57How did we just...
29:58I'm just kidding.
29:59Like, we're all, like, looking.
30:01Thigh blow.
30:02Wow.
30:03All right.
30:04So now you got to stand out.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Much better.
30:07Oh, we're here for each other.
30:08This is crazy.
30:09We're here for each other.
30:10Job each other out.
30:11Yeah, that's right.
30:12Yeah.
30:13Just do it right there.
30:15Oh.
30:16I think I said blow.
30:17I didn't say suck.
30:22Connor definitely has some moves.
30:25Connor is going in there.
30:26I'm like, I'm feeling it.
30:28It's amazing.
30:31Okay.
30:32All right.
30:33Now we are.
30:34Check, please.
30:35Yeah.
30:36Check, please.
30:38The two people on the dates right now.
30:45Yeah.
30:46We got Kelly.
30:47We got Christina.
30:48What's your plan when Christina comes through that door after the date?
30:52Do you wait for her to come to you?
30:53Do you go and talk to her?
30:54Like, what's...
30:55I'll approach her eventually, but I'm not going to approach her too quickly,
30:57because that's going to seem petty and jealous.
30:59Yeah.
31:00I'm just staying confident in myself that we had what I think is a genuine connection.
31:05Yeah.
31:06Well, I think it's good that you were a bit disappointed because that shows that you actually
31:09really like her.
31:10Exactly.
31:11And now, and also it's like, these guys came in and I'll say, this is the competitive side
31:14of me.
31:16They came in, what, a few hours ago.
31:18They don't just get to come in and take the women from us.
31:20No, no, no, no.
31:21They do not.
31:25What are you here for?
31:26What's your past?
31:27So I've been divorced for three years.
31:29Okay.
31:30I have a son in college.
31:31How long were you married for?
31:32Almost 20 years.
31:33Oh, wow.
31:34Okay.
31:35Yeah.
31:36What about you?
31:37Have you ever been married before?
31:38No.
31:39Never married.
31:40No kids.
31:41Okay.
31:42Yeah.
31:43Gotcha.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Do you want kids?
31:46I do.
31:47Uh-huh.
31:48I do want kids.
31:49Yeah.
31:50I'd have up to seven.
31:51Really?
31:52I do want kids.
31:53I'd have to be married.
31:54I don't know what it looks like in however manner that I'm blessed with, whether it's adopting
31:59a bunch of children.
32:00Interesting.
32:01If he wants to adopt, I'm willing at 46 to adopt children.
32:03I would love that.
32:05I did get an illness when I was 35.
32:07Due to that illness, everything shut down, reproductive, and I could not have kids.
32:13After that, I was completely heartbroken.
32:15You know, I have one child and I'm so motherly and I adore kids.
32:19I just could not have more kids.
32:20And fertility is a hard process.
32:22I also believe in, like, au pairs.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Oh, okay.
32:27Yeah.
32:28So that comes along with it.
32:29Yeah, yeah.
32:30Okay, okay.
32:31Yeah.
32:32I'm honestly having a great time with David, but, I mean, it was just on a date with Sam
32:35the night before.
32:36With David, things flow very naturally, but I'm obviously, you know, vibing with Sam also.
32:42And at this point, I'm a little confused.
32:49You ready?
32:50What's that about?
32:51A little something something.
32:52Okay.
32:53So I'm not new to dating older women.
32:54I must have dated older women before.
32:55And most older women have a different mindset.
32:56They wanted the man who takes initiative and just does.
32:57So I decided to go on a little makeshift date with Barbie.
32:58She might still be open to seek other options, but this is my opportunity to actually get
33:15to take Barbie out one-on-one and just focus on each other.
33:20Y'all enjoy y'all's night, cause Lord knows I'm about to enjoy mine.
33:24I got it, love.
33:43Go ahead.
33:44Because I've been single for so long
33:46and I'm such an independent, badass woman,
33:49even when I'm with a man, I tend to want to order for us
33:52and do things like that.
33:53Sometimes I have to remember that a man
33:55has to do certain things, and I actually like it.
33:57It makes me feel dainty and little and like a little princess.
34:01I think it's hot, and I feel like, right now,
34:03Chris is doing a lot of that for me.
34:06How was the day?
34:08How do you like the beach?
34:10It was actually really beautiful.
34:12The whole situation with the other guys,
34:15they kind of just had my head in a cabafel.
34:18I would have never, ever imagined that you were even
34:21having any sort of a moment when I was talking to Jacob at all.
34:26You know, as observant as I am, I'm also kind of slow.
34:30Yeah, you're kind of a ding dong.
34:31Yeah.
34:32You kind of got to be very direct with me and tell me, like,
34:35hey, it's done, Chris.
34:37Like, I'm focused on you.
34:38And I could be like, oh, OK.
34:40Thanks for the heads up.
34:41Yeah.
34:42So like I said, I might not be the smoothest or like the brightest
34:46guy, but I came here with an open mind,
34:49knowing that if I do find something that I want to pursue,
34:53I'm very competitive and I'm going to go get it done.
34:57I find that Chris knowing what he wants is very sexy to me.
35:00And apparently he wants me.
35:03So Chris is gaining ground on Jacob in the sense that he is pursuing my heart,
35:09but also, like, might be pursuing my coochie.
35:14When was your last relationship?
35:15About a year and a half ago.
35:17Oh.
35:18Two years ago.
35:19That's what you asked me.
35:20I don't believe you.
35:21I literally don't.
35:22You are a gorgeous, young lad.
35:25It's not like I'm living in LA thinking, oh, no, I'm,
35:28I don't want a relationship.
35:29I don't ever want to be with nobody, blah, blah, blah, blah.
35:31And it's just I haven't found anybody in LA who's actually worth
35:35putting forth that time, energy, and effort.
35:37Well, I mean, I know this might be hard to believe, but.
35:41But what?
35:43When I was your age.
35:48We're not doing that.
35:48Oh, no.
35:49I used to have quite the thriving social life in LA, you know?
35:53I dated a guy that lived there, so I was there a lot.
35:55And I had friends that lived there to still do.
35:58So I was, you know, I know, I know my way around.
36:00OK, you bet.
36:01So what I'm hearing is you're not, you're not scared to fly out to LA then.
36:04You're not opposed to.
36:05I'm not scared to have you fly me out to LA.
36:07Say less.
36:08Say less.
36:09Hey.
36:10That's another goal then.
36:11I'll see that value next mission.
36:14Seeing her with Chris.
36:15I'm not gonna lie, it's a difficult thing to see.
36:17100%.
36:18Yeah.
36:19Chris was excited.
36:20He had flowers.
36:21He had all that.
36:22Everything.
36:23I didn't make much, I didn't make that much of an effort.
36:24Like, our date was good.
36:25But that's like, he's really put some thought into that.
36:26Yeah.
36:27Sorry.
36:28I'd be interested to know what's going on.
36:29Should we go spy on?
36:30The Chris taking Barbie on a date to the hot tub.
36:31Obviously not feeling great about it.
36:32As someone who can get jealous quite easily, like it's tough sort of being surrounded by
36:49people 24-7 and obviously having the potential for, you know, your bros, for your friends
36:55to be getting with people that you potentially want to establish a connection with.
37:00Alright, we need a full report when you guys get back.
37:02Yeah, we'll give you the full report.
37:04Just like we're having a conversation.
37:08Can we touch long toes?
37:09Other one.
37:10You can push back.
37:11I have a pretty long leg.
37:12I f***ed with you.
37:13Six four.
37:14Don't mind.
37:15It's like the fact that like we're sitting here touching toes doesn't mean that like
37:33I'm going to give up.
37:34Wait, hold on.
37:35Can we put toes between toes or probably not half?
37:37You see the space I got?
37:38That was so nasty.
37:39You see the space I got between my toes?
37:41Wow.
37:42Big?
37:43F***.
37:44I don't care.
37:45Do the other one.
37:46There we go.
37:51I got the big, I got the long toe in there.
37:56Okay.
37:57Okay.
37:58Oh, f***.
37:59I'm not going to lie.
38:04That's a quick turnaround.
38:05That's a quick.
38:06Oh, f***.
38:07So should we kiss or what?
38:08Baby, you are.
38:09Please.
38:10Okay.
38:11So should we kiss or what?
38:12Baby, you are.
38:13Please.
38:14They're kissing.
38:15They are.
38:16They're kissing.
38:17They are kissing.
38:18They are kissing.
38:19They are kissing.
38:20They are kissing.
38:21They are kissing.
38:22They are kissing.
38:23They are kissing.
38:24They are kissing.
38:25They are kissing.
38:26I kissed her four hours ago.
38:27What?
38:28You kissed her?
38:29Yeah.
38:30No, you did.
38:31Yeah, I did.
38:32I feel like we need to report back on that.
38:33Oh my God.
38:34Yeah.
38:35Oh, f***.
38:36Obviously after kissing Barbie on the beach.
38:37And now I see Chris and Barbie kiss, I feel like it kind of contradicts itself.
38:39So I have no idea how I'm going to play this now.
38:40No, sit down right now and take them.
38:41You need to f***ing tell them what you just told me.
38:42I can't wait to see both of your faces.
38:43So go ahead.
38:44Bro, as soon as I walk out there and I peek my head over, they're kissing.
38:49Like straight up.
38:50They f***ing kissed at the beach four hours ago.
38:51Yeah.
38:52Him and Barbie.
38:53Yeah.
38:54Wait, you guys were kissing at the beach?
38:55Yes.
38:56And...
38:57Was it like a peck?
38:58Or was it like a proper peck?
38:59Or was it like a proper peck?
39:00Or was it like a peck?
39:01Or was it like a proper peck?
39:02Yeah.
39:03Yeah.
39:04Yeah.
39:05Yeah.
39:06Yeah.
39:07Yeah.
39:08Yeah.
39:09Yeah.
39:10Yeah.
39:11We took a proper kiss.
39:12Bro.
39:13That's the thing.
39:14I lead in to hug her.
39:15I lead in to hug her.
39:16And she was like, no, let's kiss it out.
39:17We.
39:18What?
39:19She initiated the kiss.
39:20Yeah.
39:21We.
39:22Yeah.
39:23So...
39:24Yo.
39:25That's crazy.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Oh my god!
39:30The fact that she initiated it is f***ing.
39:32I think we should tell him when he comes in.
39:39I'll talk to Chris.
39:41I already know where this night's going, bro.
39:43I know where this night's going to go right now.
39:44And I'm telling you...
39:47It's not going to be pretty.
39:51You.
39:52I'm ashamed of the kiss with Jacob today.
39:54Oh god.
39:55Why are you guys gossiping about my love life?
39:58You have a lot of f***ing nerve to pull me aside and start f***ing while you're f***ing
40:02out with Kelly in the hot tub.
40:03Stop.
40:04Stop.
40:11You.
40:12I'm sorry.
40:13You.
40:14What is this?
40:15Do you?
40:16And you know where this night's going, man?
40:17It's falling out.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:19I can't wait.
40:20I'm sorry.
40:21I'm sorry.
40:22I can't wait.
40:23I'm sorry.
40:24I'm sorry.
40:25What?
40:26I'm sorry.
40:27I can't wait.
40:28I can't wait.
40:29I'm sorry.
40:30I can't wait.
40:31I can't wait.
40:32I can't wait.