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00:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:30Wake up, Mr. Wigglesworth
00:33Tiffany, why can't he do this somewhere else?
00:45Crystal, oh shh
00:47My barnyard brethren, let us reflect on our many blessings
00:56I am thankful
00:58For what, Walt?
01:00For, for everything
01:02Oh, Walt!
01:05Walter, I too am thankful for everything in this blessed realm
01:12Where each creature has his place
01:15From the noble horse to the small and lowly bugs
01:20Hear, hear!
01:22What?
01:22Let it go, girl!
01:23Boozy calling lowly
01:25I give thanks
01:28I give thanks that all creatures are cherished equally
01:32From the small and agile spiders who keep the world spinning
01:37To the big plodding horses who produce nothing but manure
01:42Oh, Tiffany, that is cold
01:44Oh, Tiffany, that is cold
01:45I say really
01:46Oh, very cruel
01:48Ah, I am thankful that we put the common good above our own petty struggles
01:54Hear, hear, amen
01:57Nice words, Walt
01:59Thanks, Penny
02:00Say nice flying earlier
02:03Flying?
02:03Oh, Walt, I can't fly
02:06No, I saw you soaring high above the barn
02:10The diet must be working
02:12Oh, Walt
02:14Walt, honey
02:16Penny can't fly over the barn
02:18Don't stretch the truth
02:20Hello, Walt
02:22Good breakfast?
02:24Mmm
02:24How's it going, Gilbert?
02:26Ah, not well
02:28I've tried pollinating petunias, ponzies, even peonies
02:32It's just not working
02:33So?
02:34Don't pollinate and say you did
02:36Huh?
02:37Gilbert, you're a bee, right?
02:39Yes, of course
02:40Bees are supposed to pollinate
02:41But guess what?
02:43No one cares
02:44Just fly around the flowers and fake it
02:47That's not right
02:48Gilbert, just tell folks what they want to hear
02:51Nope, I never lie
02:53Hi there
02:54Hello
02:55Say, pal
02:56Didn't I see you buzzing around the lilacs earlier?
03:00Probably
03:01What's up with that?
03:03You act like a bee
03:04I am a bee
03:06No, you're a wasp
03:07Like me
03:09I am not a wasp
03:10Wasps are dirty and selfish
03:13Whoa, buddy
03:14The nectar has gone to your head
03:16Why would you want to be a bee, anyway?
03:19Shoo, shoo
03:20Ugh, later, pal
03:22Gilbert, why are you hanging out with that hedonist?
03:27He just flew over
03:28I did not invite him
03:30Of course not
03:32But be careful
03:33But be careful
03:33We wouldn't want rumors starting
03:35No, no
03:36There's nothing wrong with Ross
03:38Oh, really, Tiffany
03:40You'll say anything
03:42Hey, if Gil wants to be a bee
03:45Let him be
03:46Oh, that's bad, Crystal
03:50Let the bee be
03:52Most unseemly
03:55My pie
03:57Walt, what happened to my pie?
04:02What pie?
04:04The pie I baked last night
04:05And put in the cage next to my favorite pot
04:08How should I know?
04:10Walt, you saw me bring it out
04:12Please be honest
04:15Mom?
04:16Walter, honey
04:17Let's come over you
04:19Why won't you tell the truth?
04:22Okay, fine
04:23You want the truth?
04:25Mom, I almost gave my life
04:28Protecting the pie
04:29Here's what happened
04:33Beneath falling leaves
04:36The pie was vulnerable
04:38To pie-loving thieves
04:40From out of the sky
04:43You weapons from outer space
04:45Ploved to see the pie
04:46The aliens thought
04:50That pie's an enemy ship
04:52They became distraught
04:53It was not pretty
04:57There was cherry pie goo everywhere
04:59How do you know it was a cherry pie?
05:03Huh?
05:03Well, I...
05:05You must have told me
05:07No
05:09Ah, grab your chicks
05:11And run for your lives
05:13Penny, let your chicks be
05:15I'll tell you what happened to the pie
05:18The pie disappeared into Walt's hungry stomach
05:20Just as Esther feared
05:23What a great imagination, Tiffany
05:25Ahem
05:27So, we are presented with two conflicting versions
05:31Of what happened
05:32One provided by Walter Pembroke III
05:35A pedigreed pig
05:36The other concocted by Tiffany
05:39A spider
05:40Let's not dignify the latter with a response, shall we?
05:45Let it go, girl
05:47Still, some aspects of Walt's story are troubling
05:52Why was the cage undisturbed?
05:55And would not alien lasers leave blast marks on the pie tin?
06:00Moreover, when an extraterrestrial arrives on Earth, he or she will, no doubt, choose to make contact with the most advanced life form
06:12The horse
06:14Certainly
06:14But specifically, a member of the Wigglesworth family
06:19Of course, how right you are
06:22So if it was not UFOs, what did Walt see?
06:26A weather balloon, perhaps?
06:29You think a balloon ate the pie?
06:31Tiffany, please
06:32Please, we are engaged in a serious investigation
06:36Perhaps Walt saw a reflection of moonlight
06:40Balloons?
06:41The moon?
06:42Wigglesworth, you are really tripping
06:45The fat little pig ate the pie and the story
06:48Tiffany, Crystal, the Pembrokes have been leading members of our community for generations
06:53Whereas I didn't notice your names in the barnyard social registry
06:59Spiders have been here long before you and your pretentious pals arrived
07:06Yeah, and we'll be here long after you're dead and gone
07:09That's right
07:10Such impudence
07:13It's really too much
07:15Walter, aliens did not eat the pie
07:19Honey, please, just tell the truth
07:22Phew, that was close
07:27Tiffany, you've got to stop squealing on me
07:31Walt, stop lying
07:32Everyone knows you ate the pie
07:34No
07:35Walt, you and I go way back
07:39When your mean brother Wilby tried to push you out of the pen
07:42Who saved your bacon?
07:44You did, Tiffany
07:45When that crazy Wigglesworth tried to teach you to Walt
07:49Who had him hog-tied?
07:51You again, Tiffany
07:53Walt, honey, Tiffany's worried about her baby
07:57I know life is tough, but telling tall tales is not the answer
08:01Stretching the truth sometimes helps keep everyone happy
08:05Uh-uh, lying does not pay, sweet pie
08:09Of course, one good reason is...
08:11Oh, why bother?
08:13What, Tiffany?
08:14Well, there's a really good reason never to lie
08:17But I'm not going to tell you until you're ready to listen
08:21Tiffany, I wish my life were as easy as yours
08:26What?
08:27Oh, no, no, no, no
08:29The pig did not say Tiffany has an easy life
08:32It did!
08:33I have all this pressure
08:35Oh, please!
08:36You get free food, free lodging
08:39Everyone loves Walter Pembroke
08:41The third?
08:42Walt says, I'm thankful for everything
08:46And everybody laughs
08:48Oh, Walt
08:49You are treated like a prince
08:52Mm-hmm
08:53That's why they call him the other white meat
08:56Life's not easy for anyone
08:59A snake
09:02Huh?
09:07A rattlesnake
09:09Oh, mine
09:13Hello?
09:15Hello?
09:16You have one new message
09:19So, hi, I'm Neumann Gerrard
09:23Neumann Gerrard?
09:25Adjusted down on some biz
09:26Anywho, Walt, is it?
09:28A nice job saving the earth from UFOs
09:32Yo, snake, that's not what happened
09:34There were no UFOs
09:36Really?
09:37Then why are there so many alien mystery specials on TV?
09:41Huh, smarty pants?
09:42Spiders
09:43They've got four eyes, but they just can't see
09:46Ja, whatever, just ush up
09:48Now, Walt, go tell your mother that you ate the pie
09:51But, I, she gets mad and
09:54Stick with the flying saucer story, Waltie
09:57It totally works
09:58It does, eh?
09:59Walter
10:00Forget about the pig, girl
10:02He's a born liar
10:03Walt, please
10:05Tiffany
10:06What was that?
10:10Walt, you broke my favorite part
10:14I did not
10:15If you didn't break the pot, who did?
10:19Who?
10:19You mean what?
10:21What?
10:21I'm still shaking
10:22Protecting your pot, Mom
10:25Almost cost me my life
10:27A thick fog rolled in
10:31Enveloping the barnyard
10:32Hunting did begin
10:34Emerging alone
10:37A ghostly phantom spirit rose up from his throne
10:41The eerie form stopped
10:44Tiffany jumped and scared him
10:46He ran
10:47The pot dropped
10:48Oh, no, no
10:50That's not what happened
10:52Walt knocked the pot over
10:54Mm-hmm
10:54The pig did it
10:55Yet again
10:57Tiffany forces us to spend valuable time
11:00Refuting her spidery version of events
11:03Most unseemly
11:06Oh
11:06Did a ghost destroy Esther's pot?
11:09Do ghosts even exist?
11:11Perhaps
11:12But there is little concrete evidence
11:15So what explains what Walt saw?
11:19A clumsy pig
11:20That explains it
11:21Is there something of this world
11:24That could waft through the air
11:25And cause us all to become dizzy and black out?
11:28I submit there is methane gas
11:32Huh?
11:32Emitted by cows
11:34Methane gas emitted by cows?
11:37You mean farting?
11:38Oh
11:39Wigglesworth, don't tell me you think Esther's pot was destroyed by farting cows
11:44I submit that a sudden eruption of methane gas
11:48Might have caused wide-ranging wooziness
11:51And one of us may have unconsciously knocked the pot over
11:55I believe in ghosts
11:59Why, Penny?
12:02I see dead chickens
12:03Walter, we'll talk about the pot later
12:06Right now, come inside and let me check your homework
12:09Oh
12:10Um
12:11Honey, please tell me you did your homework
12:14The answer is yes
12:16But after I did my homework
12:19Did the dog eat it?
12:22No, the dog didn't eat my homework
12:24The homework, it ate the dog
12:27Ah, ow, no!
12:29Math homework is tough
12:31Long division, subtraction
12:33Those fractions are rough
12:35When I finished primes
12:37Spot and I played some ping pong
12:39I beat Spot three times
12:41I like ping pong, too
12:44The homework said with a grin
12:46Spot said, go, shoo
12:48It did not take long
12:51The homework ate Spot quickly
12:53Now, I hate ping pong
12:55I always hated homework
12:58Tiffany, do you wish to comment?
13:01What?
13:02Oh, no
13:02I'm not going to respond to that nonsense
13:05Penny, what's wrong?
13:13That's what happened to Henry
13:16Your cousin Henry?
13:19He was an excellent student
13:23Then one day he just disappeared
13:27The homework must have eaten Henry
13:30Penny, the homework did not eat Henry
13:35The farmer did
13:36Huh?
13:37Haven't you noticed that your relatives all go missing on Sundays around dinner time?
13:43Huh?
13:50Walt, I worry about your future
13:53But Mom
13:54Like your mother, Walt
13:58I, too, worry about your future
14:01Around here, that is
14:04Your talents are wasted on these barnyard yokels
14:08But they're my friends
14:10Yes, yes
14:11I love them as much as you
14:13But there's a place where you would make better friends
14:18Where?
14:20Viperwood
14:21Viperwood?
14:22Oh, no
14:23Hold on, Slim
14:25I can't go to Viperwood
14:27I've never left the barnyard
14:29So leave
14:30I've got a car
14:31Walt's got no money
14:33I've got cash and credit cards
14:35I'll take care of everything
14:37We're all creep
14:38Huh?
14:40I don't know
14:41We can come back whenever you want
14:44Walt, if you ever say, back to the barnyard
14:46I'll rush you right home
14:48Tiffany, why don't you come along?
14:51Oh, yes, please, Tiffany
14:52You could keep me out of trouble
14:54I don't know
14:56I'm in
14:57What's going on?
14:59Mom, we're going to Viperwood
15:01Viperwood?
15:02Honey, that's awfully far
15:04Tiffany is going to Chaperone
15:06Oh, well, if Tiffany is going
15:08What?
15:09Tiffany, please
15:11Uh, sure, I'm going
15:15And I'll look after Walt
15:16I promise
15:17Well, then, have a good journey
15:19Mom
15:21Be careful, honey
15:24Mom
15:25Be careful, honey
15:27Mom
15:29Be careful, honey
15:31Be careful, honey
15:35Calm down, Lucy
15:53It's dinner time
15:54No
15:55Welcome to the two-star motel
16:05Pretty swank, huh?
16:07I'll say
16:09Get used to living in luxury, Walt
16:11Are we there yet?
16:15Tiffany, look
16:16The two-star motel
16:18Uh-huh
16:19Jarrah, you've got to slow down
16:21And stop driving like a maniac
16:23Where did this fool snake learn to drive?
16:26Wow
16:27I almost had lost you
16:28Gilbert, most bees like to hang out in the hive with the queen
16:32Why are you coming with us?
16:33That seems unbee-like
16:35Calm down, Lucy
16:40It's now
16:41Oh, excuse me
16:47My granddaughter, Lucy, is stuck on the roof
16:50Could you folks help get her down?
16:53Not a chance, lady
16:55What was that?
16:56She's hard of hearing
16:57The kid says she likes it up there
17:00Really?
17:02Lucy was always terrified of heights
17:05Nope
17:06She's in kiddie heaven up there
17:08Let's go
17:09The poor little thing looks scared to death
17:12Not our problemo, Waldo
17:14Walt, get ready to catch her
17:15Come down, Lucy
17:17Walt, come on
17:18You're on your way to the top
17:20You can't waste time on the little people
17:23Poor little dear
17:24Come down
17:25Come down
17:26No
17:27Get off this roof
17:31It'll be okay
17:33Lucy
17:39Thank you so much
17:42Thank goodness Lucy is alright
17:45Gerard, what you did was terrible
17:47You have to treat others with kindness and respect
17:50Yeah
17:51Maybe this trip was a bad idea
17:54No, no, Walt
17:55You are absolutely right
17:57Everyone must be kind and respectful
18:00Lucy
18:01Let's make nicey
18:04Kids today
18:07They have no manners
18:09I blame video games
18:11That's what you'll become
18:12If you keep lying, Walt
18:14The snake has no soul
18:17And neither will the pig
18:18Thank you so, so much
18:23Check yes on line 7
18:25I was afraid I'd have to sleep in my car
18:30Initial above lines 10 and 12
18:32I am so grateful
18:35There are tissues in the restroom
18:38Next
18:40One room for one night, please
18:43Cash or credit card
18:45We're awfully tired
18:48Perhaps we could settle in the morning
18:50First thing
18:51Well then
18:55Viper card
18:56The card's rejected
19:01There must be some mistake
19:05He got cash
19:06There must be something wrong with
19:09With your machine
19:10Next
19:11I have a reservation
19:13Dr. Pretentious
19:15Those credit card machines
19:19Are so unreliable
19:21Mm-hmm
19:22Walt
19:22Jarrah's got no morals
19:24And no money
19:25Let's go home
19:27We're almost in Viperwood
19:29You're almost a star
19:31A star?
19:32Tiffany
19:33We can't give up now
19:34Sometimes
19:35You've got to cut your losses
19:37Let's talk about this in the morning
19:41Maybe we can stay at Lucy's
19:43Great idea
19:44We'll tell the old bag that we were attacked
19:46And robbed
19:47And then we'll tell her the truth
19:49We need a place to spend the night
19:51Good idea
19:52Hi
20:01Hi
20:02Thanks again for helping with Lucy
20:05Our pleasure
20:07Ma'am
20:08We kind of need a place to stay tonight
20:10Stay here
20:11Come in
20:13Thank you
20:14That's very kind
20:16You got cable?
20:17Huh?
20:18Cable TV?
20:19No
20:20So this is your room?
20:25Thank you
20:25That's very kind
20:27How do you turn this on?
20:29No
20:30Don't turn that TV on
20:32Of course
20:34Good
20:36Well then
20:37Good night
20:37Good night
20:38I thought she'd never leave
20:41Gerard
20:42We promised not to turn the TV on
20:44Relax
20:45She's deaf
20:46She said not to
20:47She'll never know
20:48So come to Linkstown
20:50For the best sausages
20:52What's he talking about?
20:54It's a soap ad
20:55Welcome back
20:58This is the final round
20:59Where the stakes are paddle wackier
21:02Your category
21:03Metrics
21:04In what country was the metric system invented?
21:08Um
21:09Time is running out
21:12I don't know
21:17Ouch
21:23Paddle wack
21:26Paddle wack
21:27Paddle wack
21:28The metric system was invented in France
21:31Blame the French
21:33Hey
21:38What's going on?
21:39This is the best part
21:40Just turn it off
21:42Ouch
21:44Hey
21:44The TV
21:47Calm down honey
21:50Gilbert
21:51Show your stinger
21:52I cannot sting it
21:54With that
21:55My butt
21:57The house is collapsing
22:00This place is a madhouse
22:02Let's go
22:03No Gerard
22:04We've caused this mess
22:05We can't leave
22:06Yes we can
22:07Oh grab the TV
22:09What?
22:10I can fix it
22:11Gerard
22:11Stealing is wrong
22:13You and your barnyard hangups
22:16Come on
22:20Walt wait
22:22This trip to viperwood is a bad idea
22:24That snake is bad news
22:27I don't want to end up just another pig killing time until retirement
22:31This may be my one chance
22:34My spider senses are tingling
22:37And not in a good way
22:40What an unfriendly place
22:59They don't trust anybody
23:01Oh for heaven's sake
23:04We really need gas
23:06Pay before your pump pal
23:08Cash or credit
23:09What an annoying question
23:11One second
23:12Walt
23:13Fill her up
23:14What?
23:15No we haven't paid
23:16I'm going to pay
23:18Walt stop assuming the whole world is like your barnyard lava land
23:22Life is tough
23:23Do you want to succeed?
23:24Well yeah
23:25Then pump a credit sir
23:28My viper guard
23:32Walt
23:33Put that hose back
23:34Tiffany
23:35Shh
23:35You will get caught
23:37And end up in jail
23:38This card's no good
23:42Got cash
23:43What was that?
23:47Libra Virgo
23:48We got another pump and run
23:50Uh oh
23:57Tiffany what do we do?
24:00You should have thought of that before stealing gas
24:02Tiffany
24:03Don't worry Walt
24:05Don't worry Walt
24:05I'll outrun them
24:06Whoa
24:15Uh oh
24:16Gilbert sting them
24:20I cannot
24:21I want to see Zapperwood
24:23Before I die
24:25They're trying to kill us
24:27Just because the snake stole some gas
24:29That's not right
24:31Just because the snake stole some gas
24:32That's not right
24:33Boo
24:34Yay Tiffany
24:36You go girl
24:37Boo
24:38Whoa ho
24:39Don't bloat Walt
24:41Wow
24:43Nice huh
24:45This place is too sunny
24:46Put up the top
24:47No can do
24:49It's Viperwood baby
24:50We drive to be seen
24:52Welcome home boss
24:53Venom I've missed you like a phantom limb
24:58Is this the amazing Walt
25:00Ha hi
25:01Walt everyone is talking about you
25:02Everyone
25:03No
25:04No
25:05No
25:06No
25:07No
25:08No
25:09No
25:10No
25:11No
25:12No
25:13No
25:14No
25:15No
25:16No
25:17No
25:18No
25:19No
25:20No
25:21No
25:22No
25:23No
25:24No
25:25No
25:26No
25:27No
25:28I told you Walt
25:29Venom
25:30What's our first appointment
25:32We've got an audition at the Broadway theater
25:35Walt doesn't do auditions Venom
25:38Oh right of course
25:40Oops you got the part
25:42Really
25:43Absolutely
25:44They just need you for a wardrobe fitting
25:48Ah the magic of live theater
25:51The Klieg lights
25:52The adoration of adoring fans
25:54Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! It's burning me!
25:59Next.
26:01Ah! Ah! Make it stop!
26:05Send the others home.
26:07Walter Pembroke has arrived.
26:09Oh, I've looked so forward to meeting with you.
26:12Hahaha, really?
26:14Your resume, very impressive.
26:17I need a show-stopping act, and you might be it.
26:21Gee. So, you can hold your breath under water for 20 minutes?
26:28Wow.
26:29What?
26:30No, I hate water.
26:32Oh, Walt is practically an aquatic mammal.
26:36Huh? Oh!
26:39One sec. You get ready.
26:42Gerard, what's going on?
26:44You're becoming a star.
26:46Hold on.
26:47Yeah!
26:48Time out, Snake.
26:49Walt is talented, but he can't do what you promised.
26:52Details.
26:53Minor details.
26:55I'm back.
26:56We ready?
26:57Almost.
26:58What's going on?
27:01Hit it.
27:03Bigs don't fly, but bigs do fly.
27:07Fishy, fishy, fishy's in the bright blue sky.
27:11It's kinda hard to understand the pig.
27:13He's just warming up.
27:15I can't breathe.
27:16I can't breathe.
27:17I can't breathe.
27:18Then don't breathe.
27:19Here's the fish in the bright blue sky.
27:21Look up.
27:22Fishy,...
27:23Oh, oh.
27:24Ow!
27:25Oh, oh!
27:26Get this vicious fish away!
27:28I cannot watch.
27:29Not sure the pig is working for me.
27:33He does for me.
27:34One sec.
27:35This is your pig brave, Walt, and you blowing it.
27:38I can't breathe.
27:40Oh.
27:41Then don't breathe.
27:42Oh, Fish! Stay away from my friend, okay?
27:47Thanks, Tiffany. It won't rhyme to swim right by.
28:03Next.
28:07That was horrifying.
28:09Ah, forget it. Live theatre is a terrible business.
28:12The only snakes making money are those greedy theatre owners.
28:16What? You said live theatre is magical.
28:19Now it's the worst business ever?
28:22Uh-huh. The snake just lies and lies.
28:25What happened back at the theatre was embarrassing for everyone.
28:28It was... I almost died of shame.
28:32Let's go home while you still have a shred of dignity.
28:35It was awful, and it won't happen again.
28:38No, it won't.
28:42Okay, Gerard. Back to the barnyard.
28:45Come again?
28:46You said if I said back to the barnyard, you would drive us all right home.
28:51Hmm. I don't recall that conversation.
28:55What was I wearing at the time?
28:57You weren't wearing anything.
28:58Except that fool's cell phone.
29:00Still drawing a blank.
29:02Oh. We're stuck here.
29:04Walt, everything is going so well.
29:07Yes, yes. There's a whole world waiting to buy. The pig with charisma.
29:13Charisma.
29:15Walt, you really want to be famous.
29:19Yes, I do.
29:21Oh, fine. Let's try again. But honestly, no more lying.
29:27Okay.
29:29Huh?
29:31Oh. Hello. Yes. Yes. We'll be right there.
29:37Walt's going to be a TV star.
29:40Ah, the magic of television.
29:43That warm, glowing screen that binds us all together.
29:47Viewers don't watch a particular TV show anymore.
29:53They just flip through channels until something grabs them.
29:57That's why we need explosions, violence.
30:01Blood.
30:02But I want to offer something educational.
30:06Huh?
30:07I want viewers to learn something.
30:09This snake's going to be out of a job soon.
30:12I am so pleased to meet you, Walt, a pig with substance.
30:17I see you graduated from Chops University.
30:21Huh?
30:22No.
30:23Magna cum porker.
30:24And you run marathons.
30:26I'm not.
30:27Whoosh.
30:28What exactly are you planning for Walt?
30:30What a charming spider.
30:33Walt is appearing on Paddle Wackier.
30:36The quiz show where contestants get spanked.
30:39Let's go, Walt.
30:41We allow a friend to help out.
30:44Me?
30:45Help?
30:46On TV.
30:47You were made for TV.
30:51Places, everyone.
30:52Good luck, Walt.
30:53You too, Tiffany.
30:54Hehehehe.
30:55Hehehehe.
30:56Five, four, three, two, one.
30:57This is Paddle Wackier.
30:59Tonight, Walter Pembroke the third.
31:00The category, Colors.
31:01When you mix yellow and blue, what color do you get?
31:06Pigs are color blind.
31:07Hehehehe.
31:08Hehehehe.
31:09Uh-oh.
31:10Don't worry, baby.
31:11Walt is requesting his helping friend.
31:12Yellow and blue make green.
31:13Green.
31:14Green.
31:15Correct.
31:16Next.
31:17Is an octopus brown, yellow, pink or green?
31:19More colors?
31:20Tiffany.
31:21I don't know.
31:22Just a little bit.
31:23Can you mix yellow and blue?
31:24What color do you get?
31:25Pigs are color blind.
31:26Hehehehe.
31:27Hehehehe.
31:28Hehehehe.
31:29Uh-oh.
31:30Don't worry, baby.
31:31Walt is requesting his helping friend.
31:32Yellow and blue make green.
31:33Green.
31:34Correct.
31:35Next.
31:36Is an octopus brown, yellow, pink or green?
31:41More colors?
31:42Tiffany.
31:43I don't know.
31:44Just say anything and smile.
31:45You're on TV.
31:46What color is an octopus?
31:47Walt, tell the truth.
31:48You don't know.
31:49Make something up.
31:50Uh-uh.
31:51Hehehehe.
31:52Hehehehe.
31:53Hehehehe.
31:54Hehehehe.
31:55Hehehehe.
31:56Hehehehe.
31:57Hehehehe.
31:58Hehehehe.
31:59Hehehehe.
32:00Hehehehe.
32:01Hehehehe.
32:02Hehehehe.
32:03It's too much pressure.
32:04Just run away.
32:05The truth, Walt.
32:07Any color, Walt?
32:09I don't know.
32:10Hehehehe.
32:11Hehehehe.
32:12It's a trick question.
32:13Octopi can change color.
32:15So they can be brown, yellow, pink or green.
32:18Or other colors, too.
32:20Ha!
32:21Ha!
32:22Ha!
32:23I could have said any color.
32:25Yes.
32:26Ha!
32:27Ha!
32:28Ha!
32:29Ha!
32:30Ha!
32:31Ha!
32:32Ha!
32:33Ha!
32:34Ha!
32:35Ha!
32:36Ha!
32:37My butt really hurts.
32:38That paddle is vicious.
32:40Yeah, well, television is a terrible business.
32:43Just a vast wasteland of mindless schlock.
32:46I thought you liked TV.
32:48Venom, tell the spider.
32:49I'm not talking to it.
32:51Tiffany!
32:52If you'd let Walt answer the question, he'd be a star right now!
32:55Walt told the truth.
32:57Yeah.
32:58And all he got was a sore behind.
33:00Tiffany, your tired old morals have no place in this town.
33:03Being honest is important, no matter where you are.
33:07Oh, please.
33:08Go back to the barnyard.
33:10Maybe I will.
33:12You want me to go too, huh, Walt?
33:15I...
33:16I didn't say that.
33:17You didn't have to.
33:19Tiffany, I just...
33:20My butt hurts.
33:22And that's what you used to think.
33:24Oh, and that is cold!
33:27What was that?
33:28Did a car hit us?
33:29I'll sue!
33:31Earthquake!
33:32Oh!
33:33My phone!
33:34Hello?
33:35What?
33:36Yes?
33:37Yes!
33:38Walt, my boy!
33:39You're going to be a movie star!
33:40Oh!
33:41Yay!
33:42Ah, the magic of the movies.
33:43Alone in the dark.
33:44Ouch!
33:45Jarrah, you've got to learn to drive.
33:46Tiffany, I'm going to be in a movie.
33:47What kind of movie?
33:48It's, er, an action film.
33:50It's a movie.
33:51It's a movie.
33:52It's a movie.
33:53It's a movie.
33:54It's a movie.
33:55It's a movie.
33:56It's a movie.
33:57It's a movie.
33:58It's a movie.
33:59It's a movie.
34:00It's a movie.
34:01It's an action film.
34:02I'm nervous.
34:03That's normal, baby.
34:04Just be honest and real.
34:06If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
34:09Yeah.
34:10Walt, I see you're an Olympic gymnast, a black belt in karate, and a world-class swordsman.
34:19And you speak Japanese.
34:20Huh?
34:21Which is important, because the director does not speak English.
34:24Walt, you got the part.
34:31You speak Japanese?
34:32Fluently.
34:33Oh, the wild nights I spent slithering through the back streets of Tokyo looking for a good
34:46shiatsu massage.
34:47Uh-huh.
34:48I have such a bad feeling about this.
34:50So, Japanese has two phonetic alphabets, plus 2,000 Chinese characters, all of which have
34:57multiple readings.
34:58Wow.
34:59Sounds really hard.
35:00It is, if you bother to learn it.
35:02But there's no need.
35:03When Murakami speaks, just bow and say hai.
35:05Hai?
35:06Hai means yes.
35:07You want the clueless pig to pretend to speak Japanese?
35:12That's your solution.
35:13Exactly.
35:14The Japanese are extremely polite.
35:17They won't want to embarrass the star.
35:19The star.
35:20This is gonna be interesting.
35:22No, it's not.
35:26This is so exciting.
35:28You ready?
35:29Hai.
35:30Jai, you are so right.
35:35Right.
35:36All I have to say is hai.
35:37And everything is fine.
35:38Walt, we haven't even started shooting.
35:41Yoosh.
35:42Hajime yo.
35:43Good luck.
35:44Hai.
35:45Doite te iittara doite ne.
35:46Hai.
35:47Action.
35:51Walt.
35:52Go.
35:53Take that.
35:54And that.
35:59Take that.
36:00Hai, sugi.
36:01Hai.
36:03Ouch.
36:04I cannot watch all of the heavens.
36:07Ouch.
36:08Hai.
36:09Doite.
36:10Hai.
36:11Uh-oh.
36:12Tiffany, look at that right with the director's head.
36:14Go.
36:15Yon.
36:16San.
36:17Ni.
36:18Echi.
36:19Doite.
36:23Oh no.
36:24Um, I think doite means get out of the way.
36:27Let's get out of here.
36:28Hai.
36:29Hai.
36:30Hai.
36:31What's going on?
36:32Uh-oh.
36:33Uh-oh.
36:34Ah!
36:43No, no.
36:44The acting thing didn't work out.
36:46Oops.
36:47He's awake.
36:48Gotta go.
36:49Walt!
36:50You can't stop now.
36:51You're the talk of the town.
36:52This casting director really wants you.
36:53Yay!
36:54You're all predictable formulaic schlock.
36:55A terrible business.
36:56We're Tiffany, Crystal and Gilbert.
36:58Sight thing!
36:59The doctor suggested bed rest, but I said no.
37:02He's got another important appointment.
37:04In fact, I was just on the phone with the, um, casting director.
37:09I don't know, Gerard.
37:10Maybe I'm not cut out for stardom.
37:12But you are.
37:13Walt!
37:14You can't stop now.
37:15You're the talk of the town.
37:17This casting director really wants you.
37:21Yay!
37:22You will be part of a team respected around the world for its, um, premium content.
37:28This part will define your career.
37:31It's how you'll be remembered.
37:33I'm just tired of...
37:36I can never do what you claim.
37:38And everyone gets disappointed.
37:40Not this time.
37:42You will not disappoint.
37:44Oh, Walt.
37:45You're up.
37:46Tiffany!
37:47Tiffany, you promised not to disturb Walt.
37:49No, I didn't.
37:51Did you visit Cobra Land?
37:53Uh, yeah.
37:55Mm, nasty place.
37:57Ooh.
37:58We're on our way to the Viperwood Hills.
38:00Mm, uh-huh.
38:01But Tiffany wanted to check in on the pig.
38:04Thanks.
38:05I want to rest now.
38:07You guys finish sightseeing, then we'll all go back to the barnyard.
38:11I found a bus schedule.
38:13Now you're talking.
38:14You can't give up now, Walt.
38:16I got you the role of a lifetime.
38:18What's he got to do?
38:20Somersault through an active volcano?
38:23While quoting Shakespeare?
38:24No, no.
38:25Walt just has to rap anything he wants.
38:29Hmm.
38:30Just do me this one favour, and I'll never ask for anything ever again.
38:34I like the sound of that.
38:36You bugs go sightseeing, and promise not to disturb us until tomorrow.
38:40What?
38:41Good look, Walt.
38:43Oh, we don't have much time.
38:46Walt, the place we are going is very cool.
38:49Really?
38:50I'm not very cool.
38:51Yes, you are.
38:53Especially when you wear these.
38:55Gray?
38:56I can't see a thing.
38:57Walt, you're styling.
38:59But seriously, I can't see anything.
39:03The price of fashion.
39:05Come on.
39:07I think I'll rap barnyard roots.
39:10How did that go?
39:12Wherever I go, whatever I do, there's one thing I know.
39:16I'm from the barnyard.
39:18I'm from the barnyard.
39:20Isn't that, like, a little provincial?
39:23Venom, it doesn't matter.
39:25Believe me.
39:35Gerard, old pal, how are you?
39:38Wonderful.
39:39Let me introduce Walter Pembroke.
39:41I've heard so much about you.
39:43Hi.
39:44You look very plump.
39:47Huh?
39:48I really can't see with these glasses.
39:51Shouldn't I take them off?
39:53No.
39:54No.
39:55You look great in those shades.
39:57That's the image we cultivate.
40:00So are we ready?
40:01Yup.
40:03Good.
40:04Just hold still.
40:11Perfect.
40:13Whoa!
40:14Wherever I go, whatever I do, there's one thing I know.
40:25I'll always be true to my barnyard roots.
40:29I'm from the barnyard.
40:33The world is losing a nice set of pipes.
40:36Yeah.
40:37But it's gaining some great sausage links.
40:39Hmm.
40:40I've passed away to my barnyard roots.
40:43I'm from the barnyard.
40:46Some pigs say, who cares?
40:48Some pigs say, forget.
40:50This pig says, I care.
40:51This pig won't regret.
40:53I'm from the barnyard.
40:55I'm from the barnyard.
40:58Hi.
41:00Huh?
41:01Sorry.
41:02The Viperwood Hills are that way.
41:04Walt, wiggle free.
41:06Keep rapping, Walt.
41:08Tiffany.
41:09Stop.
41:10They like me.
41:11Yeah.
41:12In a bun with ketchup and fries.
41:14Huh?
41:15You promised not to interrupt.
41:17I only made one promise.
41:19To Walt's mum that I would protect her baby.
41:22And I keep my promises.
41:24Stop interfering in Walt's career.
41:27Shoo!
41:28Shoo!
41:29Gilbert!
41:30Sting that fool!
41:36Walt's a pig.
41:37He's a pig.
41:38Pigs become sausages.
41:39Not as long as I am around.
41:41Oh!
41:42I'm not scared of a bee.
41:45He he he he.
41:46This is for you, Walt.
41:48Goodbye, world.
41:50I am alive!
41:51Walt!
41:52Stop rapping and start squirning!
41:53Ah!
41:54Ah!
41:55Ah!
41:56Ah!
41:57Ah!
41:58Ah!
41:59Ah!
42:00Ah!
42:01Ah!
42:02Ah!
42:03Ah!
42:04Ah!
42:05Ah!
42:06Ah!
42:07Ah!
42:08Ah!
42:09Ah!
42:10Ah!
42:11Ah!
42:12Ah!
42:13Ah!
42:14Ah!
42:15Ah!
42:16Ah!
42:17That wasp sting hurts!
42:18Ah!
42:19I've lost feeling in my neck!
42:21Which is a problem because I'm just one long neck.
42:26Boss, your phone!
42:39What? My phone?
42:41I can't feel it vibrating.
42:43How will I know when I get a phone call?
42:48No, no, don't go.
42:51Without my phone, I'm finished in this town.
42:54Come back. Come back.
43:05My stinger did not fall out.
43:08I guess that means I am not a bee.
43:10Nope, you're a wasp.
43:12Yes.
43:14Surprised?
43:15Not really. I spent a lot of time lying to myself.
43:18Is it okay to be a wasp?
43:20Of course.
43:22You saved the pig's life.
43:25Thanks, Gilbert and Tiffany and Crystal.
43:28Boy, that was scary.
43:30I can't believe Gerard told me he needed a performer
43:33when all he wanted was sausage links.
43:36Walt, when folks start lying,
43:38they often don't know when to stop.
43:41Yeah, which is why it's better not to lie at all.
43:45That's right.
43:46It looks like this trip to Biblewood was worth it after all.
43:51Yeah, but now I really want to get back to the barnyard.
43:55Good.
43:56And the second you get there, what are you going to tell your mother?
44:00That I ate the pot and I broke the pot and that the dog didn't eat my homework.
44:05Good.
44:06Let's go home.
44:08Actually, you guys go ahead.
44:10I've got a meeting.
44:12What?
44:13Tiffany, you're not going home to the barnyard?
44:15Not today.
44:17But what will I do without you?
44:19Baby, your Tiffany's not going to be around forever,
44:22which is why I was so worried about your lying
44:25and why I am so happy you stopped.
44:28Oh, you want to know the really good reason never to lie?
44:32Yes, yes.
44:33Walt, a liar needs a really good memory.
44:37Oh.
44:38Like when you said your mother's pie was cherry,
44:41you didn't remember that only the pig who ate the pie would know that.
44:45Ha, ha, ha, yeah.
44:47But you should tell the truth because it's the right thing to do,
44:50not because it's easier than remembering what you said.
44:53I understand.
44:54Wow, I'm going to miss you.
44:57Oh, you'll be seeing plenty of your Tiffany.
45:01Ahem, in any case,
45:03we'll just continue to pretend that you are a bee.
45:08That is not what I am saying.
45:11Thank you.
45:12Andre!
45:13What's he doing here?
45:15Shoo, shoo.
45:17You shoo.
45:19Andre's my friend, we girls wept.
45:21You can't be serious.
45:24Yes, I can't too.
45:25There goes the neighborhood.
45:29Gather round, everybody.
45:32Welcome to the new Paddle Wackier,
45:35where knowledge is good.
45:37Fibbing is not.
45:38Oh.
45:40I'm your host, Tiffany.
45:42Our first contestant, Venom.
45:44This should be interesting.
45:46Venom, the category is shapes.
45:49If you paste two triangles together,
45:51what shape do you get?
45:53If you don't know,
45:54we'll go on to the next question.
45:55I do know.
45:57Two triangles together is a circle.
45:59A circle?
46:00Venom, you are tripping and lying.
46:03Goodbye.
46:06When you combine two triangles,
46:09you get a diamond.
46:11Marvelous.
46:12Yeah, Tiffany, it's wonderful.
46:15We simply must have her
46:17as the guest of honor
46:18at this year's cotillion.
46:20Yes, absolutely.
46:22I like Paddle Wackier much more
46:25since Tiffany started hosting.
46:27Walt, honey,
46:28that I believe.
46:30Oh, Mom.
46:52I like Paddle Wackier.
46:53I like Paddle Wackier.
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47:13I like Paddle Wackier.
47:14Musik
47:44And Michael, it says, uh, in parentheses, laughing.
48:08Do you want that?
48:09All right.
48:14All right.