Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:50Oh, damn it.
00:02:51Shit.
00:02:52I'm so sorry.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:54Oh, my God.
00:02:55Asher?
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59It's here.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:01Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Sure.
00:03:04Let's go on.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Asher?
00:03:09Yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12It's here.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:18Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26Well, we should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Can you swear?
00:03:30Thank you, Sperry.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:39We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pink swear?
00:03:43Pinky swear.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:55What about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at Gengard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01My biggest client.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:05Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:19What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers mate.
00:04:36How about we?
00:04:39Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:50Huh.
00:04:51I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:52You're not your wing man.
00:04:55I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:57I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:58You're not your wing man.
00:04:59I'll be your wing woman.
00:05:01I'll be your wing woman.
00:05:02I'll be your wing woman.
00:05:03Oh my God.
00:05:04Whoa!
00:05:05Whoa!
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:07:22Let's do that again.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:15Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:09:01Okay, sold.
00:09:03And benefits.
00:09:06and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:36hello ladies asher
00:09:47you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends
00:09:56what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:10:02i know i actually own the company i work at
00:10:06he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since
00:10:11college clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:22oh what a man
00:10:27what's this
00:10:41i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:44a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship
00:10:46okay article one nobody knows it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point
00:10:55article two we meet at a mutually agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time okay
00:11:00article three honesty and transparency are a must agree
00:11:06article four article four no lies no lies
00:11:13article five once one party sleeps with another person the agreement is over
00:11:22i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:30fine
00:11:32and finally
00:11:38friends first friends first
00:11:41friends
00:11:52let's see
00:12:04let's see
00:13:06Do you want me to go on a date with me? A real one?
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first. Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:28Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out. He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth. Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:45Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a money-pedi ready for the big plate.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Married?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02Please.
00:16:03We're-
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:51How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you?
00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Where are we?
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:09Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:22It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30Jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:41No.
00:18:42But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:04I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:20Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not funny.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:33Mm.
00:19:33It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:38That was rude.
00:19:44I'll miss you.
00:19:45I'm not going to stray.
00:19:58I蛋uals.
00:19:59Jihy.
00:20:00Bye now.
00:20:01Bye now.
00:20:03Bye now.
00:20:04We're ready.
00:20:07Bye now.
00:20:09Bye now.
00:20:10Bye now.
00:20:11Bye now.
00:20:11Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Lianne Lamont.
00:21:09Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:33Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:47Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Lianne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun?
00:22:17Or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You got to watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:15Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:36Flavors for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:59Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:07Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever.
00:24:36Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:57I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Um, yeah.
00:25:34That's us.
00:25:34You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:17Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:52You have a nice long life.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Oh, my God.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:45Oh, my God.
00:29:15Oh, my God.
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:17Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:27I brought dough.
00:29:29That's...
00:29:42How could you?
00:29:44Beth!
00:29:48Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Oh, fuck.
00:29:51What have I done?
00:29:52What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10I'm leaving.
00:30:11I'm getting dressed.
00:30:12I'm going.
00:30:13I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:14I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:15You didn't do anything.
00:30:16It was me.
00:30:17I fucked up.
00:30:18You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:20It wasn't.
00:30:21It isn't.
00:30:22It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is.
00:30:25It was.
00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:46Hunts first?
00:30:52Hunts first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away.
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no.
00:31:26It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:39Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:51You and me.
00:31:52You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:31:55I suppose.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:01I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19fora ties
00:32:20Leanne, it's me again. Don't know why you're avoiding me. I'm so confused. Friends forever, remember?
00:32:34Eric! Hi. I'm sorry if it's been a while. I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:50Asher? Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me.
00:33:01Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:24It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:29It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:34Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:42Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me.
00:33:48Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:33:49Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:53Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but
00:34:00maybe we need to slow things down a bit. I'll call you when I can.
00:34:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:58To love. Wait. Love sucks. Okay. I think we've had enough. How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:19Fabulous. Cool. Easy.
00:35:49A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:19I'm just so happy to see you again. Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby? No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne? I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:40You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy. I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:50It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:15You know, I thought she's in my apartment.
00:37:23It's gonna be a little coyote.
00:37:26It's gonna be very sweet and sweet.
00:37:28It's gonna be very sweet.
00:37:30It's gonna be a bit deep.
00:37:32Very sweet.
00:37:34I hope they are enjoying it.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:01She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09It's all embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prank.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:51Come on.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:18Ah!
00:41:20Ah!
00:41:22Ah!
00:41:24Ah!
00:41:26Ah!
00:41:32Shit!
00:41:34Ah!
00:41:40Ah!
00:41:42Ah!
00:41:44Ah!
00:41:46Ah!
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:54Ah!
00:41:56Ah!
00:42:00Ah!
00:43:02Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:50I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Leia.
00:44:06I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:18I do.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:23END
00:44:24END
00:44:46END
00:44:47END
00:44:49I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:13Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:18Please.
00:45:19Don't marry him.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:23You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:37Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:45Thoughts?
00:45:45Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that?
00:46:09It's crazy.
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:12Did you get my messages?
00:46:15You're going to love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:21I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:46:42Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:12You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:29Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:35Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's the source?
00:47:48Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:03But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:20So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:33Hey, bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:39I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:46Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Old job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:06Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:10You are dead to me.
00:49:30You are dead to me.
00:49:38You are dead to me.
00:49:40You are dead to me.
00:49:42You are dead to me.
00:49:44You are dead to me.
00:49:46You are dead to me.
00:49:48You are dead to me.
00:49:50You are dead to me.
00:49:52You are dead to me.
00:49:54You are dead to me.
00:49:56You are dead to me.
00:49:58You are dead to me.
00:50:00You are dead to me.
00:50:02You are dead to me.
00:50:04You are dead to me.
00:52:06Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:33It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:40It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50Huntington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Bess?
00:53:52It's a ship and roughest place.
00:54:02I don't know.
00:54:32Oh my god.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:54:59You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:40I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42I'll just, please, Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02You've got to go.
00:56:07No!
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:10No!
00:56:12I can't...
00:56:25No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:29Oh, my God.
00:56:59Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with this.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles.
00:58:02Oh, my God.
00:58:32I don't know.
00:59:02I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
01:00:02I don't know.
01:00:32What are you doing here?
01:00:34Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:48Not me.
01:00:50On which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53It's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night.
01:01:04Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07No, Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:37I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Don't kill you!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:47Asher.
01:01:48No, no, no, no!
01:01:50No!
01:01:51I!
01:01:51Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:53Asher, I'll give you a lot of you, buddy, Clyde!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:08Dad!
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:20Dad!
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Come on.
01:02:23Come on.
01:02:23Come on.
01:02:24Come on.
01:02:24Come on.
01:02:25Come on.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:32Baby.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:59Asher, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:09Let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:31Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:37Yes.
01:03:42They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.