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00:00Now, more than ever, to be a teacher requires patience, kindness, and understanding.
00:18Fortunately, Astoria Elementary has just hired such an individual.
00:24Arnold Schwarzenegger is kindergarten cop.
00:30Kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.
00:34Don't worry. Everything is under control.
00:39He's an undercover detective.
00:42I assume you have some teaching experience.
00:45They wouldn't have sent me otherwise.
00:47Assigned to find a mother and son.
00:50Did Danny ever say what Chris's wife looked like?
00:53Before a killer does.
00:55First, I would like to just get to know you.
00:59A male kindergarten teacher.
01:04That's unusual.
01:05He's been trained to shoot.
01:07What made you become a kindergarten teacher?
01:09He's been trained to fight.
01:11But there are some things.
01:12You mean you eat other people's lunches?
01:14Stop it!
01:15He's never been trained to handle.
01:18They're walking all over me.
01:20Listen, Kimball.
01:21You gotta handle this like any other police situation.
01:25You're going to be my deputy trainees.
01:27You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore, wipe your little douches.
01:30You are mine now.
01:31I'm not a policeman. I'm a princess.
01:34Arnold Schwarzenegger.
01:37You hit the kid, I hit you.
01:40Wow.
01:41In an Ivan Reitman film.
01:43Are you married, Mr. Kimball?
01:45No, I'm not.
01:46He's not married, Mom!
01:49Welcome to Astoria, the single parent capital of America.
01:52You got a little mustache.
01:54Must be from the milk.
01:55Kindergarten Cop.
02:02E-I-E-I-O!