Two truckers hired to transport toxic waste across the country get caught up with a teen genius who stows away on their truck
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00:00:30You want to soar like an eagle, you want to be the best
00:00:35You've got to be yourself and not follow all the rest
00:00:39You've got to have determination if you want to reach the stars
00:00:43You want to have tunnel vision if you want to go far
00:00:47You've got to think better
00:00:52You need the eye of the tiger and you want to reach the sun
00:00:59You need high expectations if you're going to be someone
00:01:03You don't want to be shy, you've got to be aggressive
00:01:07Man, you can't stay down if you're going to be progressive
00:01:11You must work real hard and never say no
00:01:23One wasn't built in a day, it went real slow
00:01:27From the pyramids in Egypt to the Incas of Peru
00:01:31They didn't think small, oh I wonder how they grew
00:01:35You've got to think
00:01:40From the Empire State to the Golden Gate Bridge
00:01:47And how can we forget that Chicago Bears are free
00:01:51From the Romans to the Greeks to the tallest mountain peaks
00:01:55John Candy, Rose and Barb, both of them are superstars
00:01:59You've got to think better
00:02:05Believe the magic of your dreams
00:02:09They'll always come true
00:02:11Keep the strength of your convictions
00:02:13You've got to see it grow
00:02:15You've got to be energetic
00:02:17You can't lay down
00:02:19You've got to get back up
00:02:21Never ever stand around
00:02:23You've got to get back up
00:02:25No doubt about it
00:02:26You've got to get back up
00:02:27No doubt about it
00:02:29No doubt about it
00:02:30To be the cream of the crop
00:02:57You've got to rise to the top
00:02:59You want to go
00:03:01You're going to have to learn to fight
00:03:03You want to go
00:03:04Where no man has ever gone before
00:03:07You want your name
00:03:08In gold
00:03:09Above the office door
00:03:11Out there
00:03:14Out there
00:03:18Hey, Rafe, do you ever think about having kids?
00:03:41Victor, we're going to lose our truck because of you.
00:03:43They have such little feet,
00:03:45and chicks rarely dig it when you have kids with them.
00:03:47If we don't make it on time, I'm going to kill you.
00:03:50Besides, babies are good luck,
00:03:52unless you know if they're born with, like,
00:03:53three sixes on their tongue or something.
00:03:55Victor, riders are bad luck, and you know it.
00:03:57Two riders are twice as bad.
00:03:59Relax, it's only one rider so far.
00:04:02And if we do make it on time, I'm still going to kill you.
00:04:05You know, I've been somewhere, I don't know,
00:04:06but women are most attractive when they give birth.
00:04:09Drive faster, drive faster, drive faster, drive faster.
00:04:14Why'd you do this, Vic? Why?
00:04:15Stop, hey, stop!
00:04:18Good thinking, ignoring the detour.
00:04:21Women, look out!
00:04:27Ah, ah, ah, shit!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:32Yeah, I did what you're saying back there.
00:04:33Yeah, ah, shit!
00:04:35Ah!
00:04:35Not funny, boys.
00:04:36You realize we only have 20 minutes to make this delivery?
00:04:39We couldn't leave her out there.
00:04:40Besides, the hospital's soared on the way.
00:04:42I think that means hurry up.
00:04:55You think?
00:04:55Victor, you failed nursery school!
00:04:58I was kicked out.
00:04:59There's a difference.
00:05:00I'm going to die.
00:05:08Get the chicken bone.
00:05:09Would you just get the chicken bone?
00:05:10Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky, lucky, chicken bone.
00:05:25Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky, lucky, chicken bone.
00:05:27Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky, lucky, chicken bone.
00:05:30What's she doing back there, man?
00:05:31I don't know.
00:05:32I think she went to Le Mans.
00:05:33I mean it, Vic, after this, no more riders.
00:05:41Nuns.
00:05:48Get back there and help her, man.
00:05:50What, me?
00:05:51Hey, I don't know nothing about birthing no baby.
00:05:53Victor, get back there.
00:05:56Use your shirts as blankets or something.
00:05:58I just had this thing dry cleaned.
00:06:00Victor!
00:06:00Victor!
00:06:01Dr. Victor, Dr. Victor, please report to sickbed.
00:06:07Dr. Victor, please report to the maternity ward.
00:06:10Dr. Victor, please report to the maternity ward.
00:06:25Hello, boys.
00:06:31Hello, boys.
00:06:41Hello!
00:06:41L Аллах...
00:06:47А...
00:06:49Ow!
00:07:00Ow, ow!
00:07:01Bring it home, baby.
00:07:02Bring it home.
00:07:03Come on, baby.
00:07:05Bring it home, baby.
00:07:08Come on, baby.
00:07:09Bring it home.
00:07:11Boy!
00:07:13Oh, boy!
00:07:15Oh, no!
00:07:28Out of the truck!
00:07:30Keep your hands where I can see them.
00:07:41Oh, God!
00:07:45Look at that!
00:07:47Oh, wow!
00:07:49Look at that!
00:07:51Aw!
00:07:53Oh, God!
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:57Make room for Mommy!
00:07:59Oh!
00:08:01Hey!
00:08:03Hey!
00:08:05Come here, Angel!
00:08:09This is the best delivery we ever made.
00:08:15Beautiful baby!
00:08:17There it is.
00:08:19Aw!
00:08:21You guys, I don't know how your mother ever did it.
00:08:25I don't know.
00:08:31It's a good thing you did.
00:08:33I can't forget it.
00:08:35Let's mix my quota tickets this month.
00:08:37All right, Florence Nightingale.
00:08:39Let's see the driver's license.
00:08:51I can't believe we're gonna be late again.
00:08:53So much for good deeds, huh?
00:08:55Geez, Vic.
00:08:56Our luck has got to change.
00:08:58Sweeney!
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:00Don't worry about it.
00:09:01I'll never find second gear.
00:09:02Told ya.
00:09:03If you can't find them, grind them, Sweeney.
00:09:05Now give it up!
00:09:06You know I was gonna repo your truck, but I had a change of heart.
00:09:07You're a lowlife, Sweeney.
00:09:08You're a lowlife, Sweeney.
00:09:10Now, what kind of gratitude is that?
00:09:12Listen, you boys are $1,500 short.
00:09:13Now, that puts this truck in foreclosure.
00:09:14One payment.
00:09:15We got one payment to go.
00:09:16This truck is worth it.
00:09:17You're a lowlife, Sweeney.
00:09:18Now, what kind of gratitude is that?
00:09:19Listen, you boys are $1,500 short.
00:09:20Now, that puts this truck in foreclosure.
00:09:21One payment!
00:09:22We got one payment to go.
00:09:23This truck is all we got, Sweeney.
00:09:24Besides, we got two days grace period left.
00:09:25Well, that's why I'm giving you a little more time.
00:09:26All in all.
00:09:27Now, I'm not sure.
00:09:29You gotta get some money back in the minute.
00:09:30I don't have to wait.
00:09:31No!
00:09:32If you can't find them, grind them, Sweeney.
00:09:33Now, give it up!
00:09:38I was gonna repo your truck, but I had a change of heart.
00:09:39I had to change your heart.
00:09:40You're a lowlife, Sweeney.
00:09:41Now, what kind of gratitude is that?
00:09:42Listen, you boys are $1,500 short.
00:09:43Now, that puts this truck in foreclosure.
00:09:45One payment!
00:09:46We got one payment to go.
00:09:47This truck is all we got, Sweeney.
00:09:48I'm giving you a little more time.
00:09:55Hey, Sweeney!
00:09:59Need you to look.
00:10:01So she was hitching out on I-90.
00:10:19Hey, nice socks.
00:10:20Thanks.
00:10:21This lady was lovely.
00:10:23Where did you get these socks at?
00:10:24Around.
00:10:25When she climbs to the cabin,
00:10:27I guarantee here's what she said to me.
00:10:28You know, these are hand knitted,
00:10:30and whoever did it was real good.
00:10:32Yeah, man.
00:10:33That is a good knitting job.
00:10:35Who did that?
00:10:36Well, I did.
00:10:37It's kind of a hobby.
00:10:38No kidding, man.
00:10:39Me and Jim, we knit, too.
00:10:41Is that a four-pro knit, too?
00:10:43Or a two-pro knit, four?
00:10:44What's up, guys?
00:10:45What's up, guys?
00:10:46Where's your guys been?
00:10:47Hey, man, say your prayers, Nico.
00:10:49Oh, what is it, Tom?
00:10:51Yo, what's up?
00:10:52You know what's up.
00:10:53You startin' that pistol.
00:10:54I hope you got life insurance.
00:10:56Hey, man, where y'all guys been?
00:10:57Hey, man, you know Sweeney.
00:10:59I hear you, man.
00:11:00You ever pay that truck off, man,
00:11:01get your own business,
00:11:02you've got a damn good formula
00:11:03ready to work for you.
00:11:05All right.
00:11:06Stay right where you stand, boys.
00:11:09Don't worry.
00:11:10I got an idea.
00:11:11I got an idea.
00:11:12Hello, boys.
00:11:13There were a few messages while you were out.
00:11:27Holy Saint Hospital called.
00:11:28Your godson, Francois, is doin' real swell.
00:11:32Oh, and here's one from the Department of Highways.
00:11:39They'd like to know if you could help them locate the rest of their fence.
00:11:46And last but not least, Montana Distribution called to say that they enjoyed reading war and
00:12:15peace waitin' for your next delivery.
00:12:18I get a gas bubble every time you take out a load.
00:12:23Why can't you boys ever make a delivery on time?
00:12:26It was Ray's fault.
00:12:30It was Ray's fault.
00:12:31That's your big idea?
00:12:32It was Ray's fault?
00:12:33You're dead.
00:12:34That's it.
00:12:35I was gonna kill you.
00:12:36All right.
00:12:37Listen up, goosebats.
00:12:38All of ya.
00:12:39There's a load of toxic waste sittin' on the dock at Techstar.
00:12:45Now, who wants it?
00:12:46Techstar's throwin' in an extra two grand for this one.
00:13:00Z!
00:13:01I'm sorry, Thornton, man.
00:13:03My truck's runnin' real bad right now.
00:13:05Needs a serious tune.
00:13:06Johnson!
00:13:07Hemorrhoids.
00:13:08Hemorrhoids.
00:13:09I got hemorrhoids.
00:13:11You are a hemorrhoid.
00:13:13Jimmy!
00:13:14Hooping cough, boss!
00:13:19I was afraid of this.
00:13:21Baby!
00:13:24Hey, where's it headed, anyway?
00:13:26San Pedro.
00:13:27That's Southern California.
00:13:29You leave now, pick it up at Techstar, and drop it off by 7 p.m. tomorrow.
00:13:36On time.
00:13:40You guys bright enough to handle it?
00:13:50See this, boys?
00:13:52This is what I call a foul-up clock.
00:13:55I had it made just for you.
00:14:01There's a freighter waitin' to carry the muck to some South American cesspool.
00:14:06They leave at 7 p.m. tomorrow.
00:14:10Your shippin' must be there, or no pay!
00:14:15That's 33 hours from right now.
00:14:20A blind man with three years could make this run in 19 hours!
00:14:27That leaves you boys 14 hours of foul-up time.
00:14:39Don't mess this up!
00:14:42Hey, the dollar says he calls us foul-ups.
00:14:50Foul-ups!
00:14:53Foul-ups!
00:15:03Welcome to Techstar.
00:15:07Every day at Techstar, we are busy bringing tomorrow's technology to you today.
00:15:12What is the secret behind Techstar's achievement?
00:15:17Geniuses!
00:15:19Rather than waste their intelligence in ill-equipped public schools,
00:15:22these young minds have been gathered from around the nation
00:15:25to participate in a remarkable educational program.
00:15:28Shall we take a gander?
00:15:30I can't believe this.
00:15:31The students here at Techstar not only receive the finest education,
00:15:35but produce the latest in global technology.
00:15:38Take Holly Sherwood, at 16 years old, just 16.
00:15:42She's the star of her junior class, but she's also the inventor of our newest creation,
00:15:47the Techstar 4000.
00:15:53Imagine a device that will turn on or off any electronic circuit.
00:15:58Well, I can't be here. That looks like a television remote.
00:16:02Yeah, it's exactly like one. Thank you.
00:16:05For covert operations.
00:16:14Let me see here. Um, hmm.
00:16:17No, I'm sorry.
00:16:19What?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25No.
00:16:31Where's Dr. Bruckner?
00:16:33He's in the conference room, but you can't go in there.
00:16:35I know. I'm just going to the bathroom.
00:16:37Holly, please, sit down and do your work, huh?
00:16:39I can't.
00:16:41I think I just got my period.
00:16:46Well...
00:16:48Okay, then.
00:16:50Go.
00:16:52Turn around.
00:16:54I'll get this working in a second, gentlemen. I'm terribly sorry.
00:17:10Really? Sorry.
00:17:11Tanks.
00:17:12Uh, yes, yes.
00:17:14Uh, tanks, um, lasers, computers, your garage door opener, for crying out loud.
00:17:19Anything with an electronic on and off switch can be operated by a...
00:17:24Techstar 4000.
00:17:25Mr. Bruckner.
00:17:27We came here to collect our device today.
00:17:29Over a month ago, we deposited a million dollars into your Swiss bank account.
00:17:34Damn you, Bruckner.
00:17:36Is it ready?
00:17:40Or isn't it?
00:17:42Is it ready? I chortle.
00:17:44Good.
00:17:46Now let's give it a real test.
00:17:53A laser pistol.
00:17:57A pacemaker.
00:17:59Quite similar to the one worn by the Secretary of State, I might add.
00:18:06An electronic time lock.
00:18:07Now, if you can trip these from where you're standing, we're in business.
00:18:15Well, you mischievous little rogues.
00:18:38Oh, sorry about that, Mr. Secretary.
00:18:41He he he.
00:19:07Uh...
00:19:11Glitch.
00:19:24Gentlemen.
00:19:26Gentlemen, the point is, the military covert applications of this device are limitless, right?
00:19:31There's a little glitch. You come up with the rest of the money, I'll get rid of the, uh, glitch.
00:19:34The point is, you have 48 hours to get rid of all the glitches.
00:19:39Period.
00:19:40Period.
00:19:50Damn.
00:19:5294 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer.
00:19:56Just stop singing, I gotta plan out this trip, man.
00:19:59You love this song.
00:20:0193 bottles of beer on the wall, there were 92 bottles of beer on the wall.
00:20:05Would you stop?
00:20:06You take one down, you pass it around.
00:20:13I can't believe him, that ass wipe!
00:20:16Holly, this is Mitchell's session, you're interrupting.
00:20:18I don't mind.
00:20:20Dr. Marsh, Bruckner swore to me he would not use my invention as a weapon.
00:20:24It's like a meeting of Arms Dealers Anonymous out there.
00:20:26I'm sure you have an understandable concern, but this is Mitchell's time.
00:20:30It's okay.
00:20:32This is supposed to be a school.
00:20:39Look, you knew the bargain, kiddo.
00:20:41Free education, free equipment, free everything.
00:20:43But the school owns whatever you produce.
00:20:45That was true even when I was here.
00:20:46Okay.
00:20:47But that wasn't supposed to be true with this.
00:20:51He promised me.
00:20:53Look, please just talk to him.
00:20:55He might listen to you.
00:20:57Holly, I...
00:20:58Holly Sherwood.
00:20:59Would you mind coming to see me in my office?
00:21:01Immediately?
00:21:02Please.
00:21:04You gotta come.
00:21:07I'm not supposed to get involved with these things, Holly.
00:21:09You know that.
00:21:11I can't believe you.
00:21:12I thought you were on my side.
00:21:14I am.
00:21:16I guess I can't trust anyone with this.
00:21:19Not even you.
00:21:21Holly.
00:21:22Can I get you a nice cold Coke?
00:21:31Diet Coke?
00:21:32Decaffeinated Diet Coke?
00:21:33Classic Coke?
00:21:34Nothing.
00:21:35No Coke?
00:21:36Thanks.
00:21:37No Coke? Okay.
00:21:39Had a little demonstration today with the...
00:21:41Techstar 4000.
00:21:43No kidding?
00:21:45Well, how'd it go?
00:21:46Not too well.
00:21:48Seems to be a little bit of a glitch with the device.
00:21:50But, we've got some investors that are very interested in the project, isn't they, Greg?
00:21:55Yeah, they're with a, um, a hospital down in Atlanta.
00:22:01I see.
00:22:04We don't like glitches, though, do we?
00:22:07So, here's the bottom line.
00:22:10I'm putting the best people in the senior class with you on this.
00:22:13No!
00:22:14I...
00:22:15I mean, no, I don't think it's necessary.
00:22:17You see, I think I know what's wrong with it.
00:22:19Um, I've been having some trouble with the impulse transduction capacitors.
00:22:24Well, of course, that's the most obvious, isn't it?
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:28So, um, why don't you just let me open her up and, uh, run a few diagnostics?
00:22:32Well, are you sure?
00:22:34Hey, you taught me, didn't you?
00:22:37Flattery helps.
00:22:38Holly, get this thing working by tomorrow, and we stand to be very, very rich.
00:22:46How rich?
00:22:48Robin Leach Rich.
00:22:50Forty-eight bottles of beer on the wall! Forty-eight bottles of beer! Yeah!
00:22:59Oh, okay, yeah!
00:23:02Well...
00:23:04Yeah, yeah!
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00:24:21I very, very, very swear.
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00:25:35is pulling another drill on us i'd better call maintenance what's her number again
00:25:42base bones connected to the hair bone the hair bone's connected to the liver bone the
00:25:49liver bone's connected to the kidney bone the kidney bone's connected to the foot bone
00:26:05yeah all of a sudden we got rocky and bullwinkle on all the monitors no no no it's one where uh
00:26:15boris and the russian chick take the key from the moose
00:26:25how can you compare microwaves can do more things in less time yeah but it's mr brown
00:26:39i love this part
00:26:59the toaster actually has one advantage over a microwave yeah what's that toast you can't make
00:27:04toast in the microwave you need a toaster you gotta point there plus with the leftover
00:27:09stamps
00:27:25don't work
00:27:39hey get those barrels in there come on quit stowing this ain't the post office move it hey g.i joe
00:27:46we're here to pick up uh we're here to pick up well what do you know if it ain't the tardy boys again
00:27:53hey go grab yourselves a grape soda and wait
00:28:06hey this thing took my quarter man this thing took my quarter man this thing took my quarter man
00:28:27buddy where's the head i gotta go something fierce sorry buddy but the bathroom's in a restricted area
00:28:35you'll need security clearance a security clearance to take a whiz
00:28:37hell who you gotta see to take a dump general patten
00:28:45what's that stuff with that stuff you moron hey hey meathead what are you doing hey hey hey
00:28:52hey
00:28:59hey juckles put that down
00:29:02hey half those quarters are my mighty mouth yo hamburger don't make me get nasty hey hey
00:29:11hey hey a coke and it's mine
00:29:15give me those quarters i mean it all right i'm telling security security security
00:29:23this will be the most delicate part of the operation doctor the slightest error could result
00:29:36in abdominal bleeding and irreversible tissue damage
00:29:39code blue we got buzzing we're losing him red nose red nose okay doctor your turn
00:29:57doc hey doc ever think about dad every time i puke are we gonna end up like that
00:30:05just play the game rafe i'm serious we're follow-ups fake just like he was we're about to lose our
00:30:14jobs we lose our jobs we lose our truck we lose our truck we lose everything even that guy at techstar
00:30:21treated us like follow-ups he doesn't even know us would you stop worrying we're gonna make this
00:30:27delivery collect the two g's start saving some bread before you know it we'll be all set
00:30:35victor and rafe's trucking rafe and victor's trucking i'm older by one minute yeah but
00:30:43that's enough to make me king and you nothing if dad had been a king when he died not if you
00:30:48were a girl yeah but if i was a girl you would be a girl and i would become queen and you still
00:30:54would be nothing okay but i'm not a girl and you would be the stupidest conversation i've ever heard
00:31:01writer
00:31:09hi how the hell did you get in our truck it doesn't matter but i'll show you how she's getting out
00:31:14my name's ali hi i'm victor and this is my brother nice to meet you now out of the truck
00:31:19well where are you guys headed l.a and we got to be there in uh 29 hours and 28 minutes so out of the
00:31:26truck l.a well well that's perfect let's go kiddo ride is your bad luck okay okay the billings airport
00:31:37is fine and it's on your way please it's urgent see she's in trouble we give her a ride and we're in
00:31:45trouble i'm not in trouble hey what you're sitting on the operation guy
00:31:55look it's my brother he's sick very sick it's a rare blood disease
00:32:03hemoglobinosis i've heard of that she's gonna jinx our shipment vic how do you jinx toxic waste
00:32:14come on we're losing time the airport's on the way anyway i still gotta take a whiz
00:32:22victor we're not blowing this delivery what are you doing what are you doing watch
00:32:33you got your own credit card it belongs to an old school chump i didn't even have a library card
00:32:54you got your own credit card
00:33:03amen
00:33:18well you better find her because i need that device
00:33:20dr marsh how wonderful to see you come to watch my life fall apart
00:33:29what yes i'll hold how could she do this to me to you what i understand is true you lied to her
00:33:39and to me now why would i lie to you you have such pretty eyes
00:33:44no not you just call me when you find out where she is
00:33:54come on hayden truth time you're selling this device behind her back aren't you oh stop it
00:33:59she knows it's on the market which market i had a little visit from holly this morning
00:34:04she knows about the guests in your conference room wait a minute she told you all that stuff this
00:34:10morning and you're just telling me now oh good going freud we got a 16 year old girl out there
00:34:16alone on the streets i mean lord knows what could happen to her or the device
00:34:22this better be good roberts buildings airport west air 202 o'clock man has she got a lot of credit
00:34:34look at this she bought some stuff on her visa by may last month at fredericks of hollywood
00:34:39fredericks that's my visa number cancel that reservation cancel all of her cards and mine
00:34:46and roberts roberts i'm not a word about the fredericks thing huh
00:35:03well thanks for the lift you guys good luck to you kid see i told you she was no jinx all right
00:35:09all right let's roll hang on i still gotta take a gigantic whiz what's the matter with you you gotta
00:35:14go every 10 minutes what do you mean me mister take a massive dump 12 times a day
00:35:20barbarians nice way to talk in front of the girl bladder mouth
00:35:27i'm sorry that reservation has been cancelled what well there must be some mistake it was a prepaid
00:35:33ticket the visa card has been cancelled would you like to rebook with another form of payment yeah
00:35:39flight 488 service here try this oh well this card's been cancelled too do you have cash no um
00:35:53well how about if i um
00:35:55uh forget it it's it's don't make a scene holly it's over
00:36:09excuse me sir excuse me sir is that girl with you excuse me sir hello hello excuse me
00:36:27welcome to victor airlines
00:36:39welcome to victor airlines
00:37:06Nice. You know, if these aren't yours,
00:37:20they ought to be.
00:37:25Jeez, that looks like it hurts.
00:37:31Let my brother go, and I'll let your buddy go.
00:37:52Okay. Okay. Fine. I'll let him go.
00:37:57Okay. Now, I'll let your buddy go.
00:38:00Hey. No, hey, hey. No, hey.
00:38:02Oh, hey, hey.
00:38:07I hate when that happens.
00:38:09I hate when you're a kid.
00:38:11Hey, hey.
00:38:12Hey!
00:38:14Hey!
00:38:20Hey!
00:38:21Hey!
00:38:22Hey!
00:38:24Hey!
00:38:25Hey!
00:38:26Hey!
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00:38:59Hey!
00:39:00Pull over!
00:39:03Yeah!
00:39:04Hey!
00:39:05Ah!
00:39:06Pull over!
00:39:07Yeah!
00:39:08Hi, guys.
00:39:09I'm so glad you're okay.
00:39:10That was so close.
00:39:11I was scared for a while that you wouldn't make it.
00:39:13Hey, cut the crap!
00:39:14Hey!
00:39:15Hey!
00:39:16Hey!
00:39:17Hey!
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Hey!
00:39:20Hey!
00:39:21Hey!
00:39:22Hey!
00:39:23Hey!
00:39:24Hey!
00:39:25Hey!
00:39:26Hey!
00:39:27Hey!
00:39:28Hey!
00:39:29Hey!
00:39:30Hey!
00:39:31Hey!
00:39:32Hey!
00:39:33Hey!
00:39:34This is no joke.
00:39:35Don't try to take advantage of us because you think we're two big dumb guys.
00:39:38We're not.
00:39:39We're two huge dumb guys.
00:39:41Shut up, Victor.
00:39:42You stole away in our rig.
00:39:44Almost get us killed by some guys we've never met.
00:39:46Steal our truck, and then you've got the nerve to pretend everything is okay?
00:39:51Who do you think you are?
00:39:53You know, we trusted you.
00:39:55We believed in you.
00:39:58I believed in you.
00:40:00I'm sorry.
00:40:01You were right.
00:40:02I'm in a lot of trouble, and I didn't know if I could trust you.
00:40:07Look, I was afraid that if I told you the truth, you'd just leave me there.
00:40:13Okay, okay, look.
00:40:14Just tell me what's going on.
00:40:15I got on your truck back at Techstar.
00:40:16I thought that place was like a factory or something.
00:40:17They do a lot of chemical and optoelectronic research and development.
00:40:18But they also run a program for genius youth.
00:40:19You don't look like a genius.
00:40:20Rafe, don't judge a person by their appearance.
00:40:21Look, guys, they took my clothes, my computer, my money, everything.
00:40:27Can I please just ride with you until I figure something out?
00:40:30Okay, man, come on.
00:40:31You're in the car.
00:40:32I'm sure you're in the car.
00:40:34Okay.
00:40:35Well, you're out.
00:40:36You're out.
00:40:37Let me look again.
00:40:38Let me go.
00:40:39Uh-huh.
00:40:40I'm sorry, 눈.
00:40:41Look, you're out.
00:40:43Guys, you're out.
00:40:44You're out.
00:40:45You're out,arah.
00:40:46I'm sorry, James.
00:40:47You're out.
00:40:48Well, you're out.
00:40:49I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry.
00:40:54Maybe you're out here.
00:40:56You don't look like a genius.
00:40:57Rafe, don't judge a person by their appearance.
00:40:59Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good
00:41:07Lucky, lucky, knock on wood
00:41:09Yogi Berra, tug McGraw
00:41:11Start her up
00:41:12Kumbaya
00:41:13It's just that lucky, lucky sign
00:41:19You've got to be kidding
00:41:21Nope
00:41:22Now hand me those lucky donuts
00:41:24You guys have lucky donuts?
00:41:26Yeah, the way Victor eats, you're lucky if you get one
00:41:28Yeah, well if they're in a Techstar truck
00:41:30And they're heading south on Highway 19
00:41:32Then why aren't you on their asses
00:41:33Instead of sitting on yours
00:41:34Dealing with morons here
00:41:36Oh, where do I find these people?
00:41:40Get me Irving in here, right?
00:41:41Well, if he's on his way, where is he?
00:41:43If he were here, I wouldn't be calling
00:41:45All right
00:41:47Um, Hayden, I'm gonna go lie down for a while
00:41:50Fine, good, go get some rest
00:41:52Lord knows nothing important is happening here at the moment
00:41:54Fine
00:41:56I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in
00:42:07I'm destroying a sign like time
00:42:10Sure
00:42:12Well, your little Cub Scouts blew it
00:42:19Enough is enough
00:42:20Irving
00:42:22The shoes
00:42:25Sorry
00:42:27Yeah
00:42:28I'm gonna have the jet drop you off at Billings Airport
00:42:31I want you to pick up those bozos
00:42:33And I want you to find that girl
00:42:34Just do whatever you have to do
00:42:35Just do it
00:42:37Neat
00:42:39Okay
00:42:42There's this guy, Bruckner
00:42:44The head of my school
00:42:45Major spaz
00:42:47I mean, he won't let any of us leave
00:42:48Except for Easter and Christmas
00:42:50Now I thought the nuns at St. Aloysius were strict
00:42:53Hey, Vic, remember Sister Butthead?
00:42:57Boy, she had your number
00:42:58Yeah?
00:43:09Who is this?
00:43:10Herman's big what?
00:43:17Oh, yeah, Herm
00:43:18Hey, listen, Herm
00:43:20If the dime is not on time
00:43:23This car is mine
00:43:24Hey, say, you must have worked pretty damn hard
00:43:27To almost make the payments on this baby
00:43:30Well, don't get personal, Herman
00:43:34Hey, same to you
00:43:37Asshole
00:43:39Hi, boss
00:43:55Hey, it's Sweeney
00:43:56John Sweeney
00:43:59Your number one man
00:44:02Yeah
00:44:03Yeah, I hooked on to
00:44:05A fish that was
00:44:08Almost overdue
00:44:10You know what I mean?
00:44:12I'll let you know where you can pick it up
00:44:14I'm off and gunning for a bigger fish
00:44:16Should be swimming by any minute now
00:44:20Bingo
00:44:24You are the Albert Einstein of Repo
00:44:33Why can't you boys ever make a delivery on time?
00:44:46Fire, fire, fire, fire!
00:44:57Your turn
00:44:58I know, I know
00:44:59You can top it off this time
00:45:01I know, all right
00:45:02Take it easy
00:45:03What do you want to eat?
00:45:04I don't care
00:45:04Get me anything
00:45:05Good choice
00:45:06So, uh
00:45:17What's good here?
00:45:18Music.
00:45:28Finally get to take my ways.
00:45:30Okay, do me a favor, okay?
00:45:31Order me the liver and onions, two club sandwiches, two fries, the onion rings,
00:45:35a slice of pumpkin pie, some lime jello, and two chocolate shakes.
00:45:39And order something for Rafe.
00:45:43Just kidding.
00:45:46Oh, that hurts.
00:45:57Shut up, you're only gonna spoil it.
00:46:01I'm low.
00:46:08God, who the hell is that?
00:46:10Hiya, Hap, what you eating tonight?
00:46:12Well, I'll tell you what, looking at this menu, Mama, I think I like the Hap.
00:46:14The Fies de la Greastones, if you don't mind, preferably some grease on a burger.
00:46:19Come on, Hap, let's go.
00:46:20Oh, I'll tell you what, where are we going?
00:46:22How you doing, sweet potato?
00:46:30Fine.
00:46:32Excuse me.
00:46:43Victor?
00:46:46Victor?
00:46:47I'm gonna take you somewhere you ain't never been.
00:47:05Ow.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:08Oh, you are so, so, so, so disgusting.
00:47:13Rafe, someone was watching.
00:47:19Rafe?
00:47:20I'm not Rafe.
00:47:21I'm Victor.
00:47:24Ow.
00:47:26Where's Victor?
00:47:30Someplace he ain't never been.
00:47:33Who's out?
00:47:33Careful.
00:47:34See, this is a bipolar electronic invasion system that I invented.
00:47:41It selectively toggles any electronic circuit by magnetically interfering with the electron flow or its converse.
00:47:51It turns things on and off.
00:47:54Cool.
00:47:54Where have you been?
00:48:02Just kind of screwing around.
00:48:04You seen Donna?
00:48:06Donna?
00:48:07Uh, Hap!
00:48:10Hey, Hap!
00:48:11Over here!
00:48:12I see you, Lake Hap.
00:48:14Hey.
00:48:15I thought that was lucky outside.
00:48:16What's up?
00:48:17Hey, Hap, what's up?
00:48:18Same old, same old.
00:48:19Where are you boys headed?
00:48:20San Pedro.
00:48:21Really?
00:48:22Maybe we can convoy.
00:48:23I got a load of suntan machines I gotta take to Malibu.
00:48:25That's kind of like taking ice to Eskimos, if you ask me.
00:48:30Hap, this is our friend, Holly.
00:48:32Hi.
00:48:32Yes, good evening.
00:48:33Nice to see you.
00:48:34Hello.
00:48:35Friends of yours.
00:48:38She's looking for a ride to LA, and it would be better for everyone if it wasn't in our truck.
00:48:44Well, now, that depends.
00:48:46Um, you like dumb jokes?
00:48:48I'm not talking about these two, either.
00:48:49I think I can handle it.
00:48:52No problem.
00:48:52I'll meet you outside, all right?
00:48:54Good to see you two again.
00:48:55Do me a big favor.
00:48:56Don't break anything, baby.
00:48:59See you.
00:49:01Come on, sugar.
00:49:03Well, uh, thanks for everything.
00:49:08You know, for dinner and all.
00:49:12Bye.
00:49:13And, uh, good luck.
00:49:27I get her fries.
00:49:29She was a pain, brother.
00:49:31Yeah, but an interesting one.
00:49:34True.
00:49:34I think it's even getting more interesting.
00:49:39I think it's even getting more interesting.
00:49:39I think it's even better.
00:49:40Come on.
00:49:47Come on.
00:49:47Come on.
00:49:54Come on.
00:49:55Come on.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:57Hold on to this for me, all right?
00:50:11What?
00:50:19Come on, come on, go!
00:50:20Go!
00:50:23Not the face!
00:50:24Not the face!
00:50:25Oh!
00:50:25No!
00:50:27Not the face!
00:50:27Not the face!
00:50:28Ow!
00:50:29That hurt, man?
00:50:30Oh, yeah.
00:50:30Ow!
00:50:33Ow!
00:50:34I'm a lover, not a fighter.
00:50:35Y'all brothers are on your own.
00:50:42No, I want the chain.
00:50:43You always get the chain.
00:50:44No, no.
00:50:45What's the chain?
00:50:46No, you take it.
00:50:53Wow.
00:50:54Wow.
00:50:55Take care of him.
00:50:56I'll get the girl.
00:50:57I'll get the girl.
00:51:12I'm going after Holly.
00:51:14Go ahead, don't worry.
00:51:16I got these.
00:51:17No problem.
00:51:19Ow!
00:51:20Ow!
00:51:20Hey, back off, Goliath.
00:51:25Back off, or I'll snap her neck.
00:51:27Try mine.
00:51:28It'll be more fun.
00:51:30Ow!
00:51:30Ow!
00:51:30Ow!
00:51:30Ow!
00:51:30Ow!
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:32Ow!
00:51:32Ow!
00:51:33Ow!
00:51:33Ow!
00:51:34Ow!
00:51:34Ow!
00:51:35Ow!
00:51:35Ow!
00:51:36Ow!
00:51:37Ow!
00:51:38Ow!
00:51:39Ow!
00:51:40Ow!
00:51:41Ow!
00:51:42Ow!
00:51:43Ow!
00:51:44Ow!
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:46Ow!
00:51:47Ow!
00:51:48Ow!
00:51:49Ow!
00:51:50Ow!
00:51:50Ow!
00:51:56Ow!
00:51:59Sayorah!
00:52:12Ow!
00:52:14Ow!
00:52:15Ow!
00:52:16Ow!
00:52:16Ow!
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:19Ow!
00:52:19Hey, watch your head.
00:52:38Come back, I'm stuck!
00:52:43What are you doing?
00:52:48I'm trying to disengage the electronic starter and fuel injection system so they can't follow us.
00:53:01Consider them disengaged.
00:53:12Excuse me, Ness, but I do believe this is my truck.
00:53:18Ow!
00:53:21I don't deserve this.
00:53:26What do we do with these guys?
00:53:27I can't believe it! She's stealing that truck and done it!
00:53:34I can't believe it!
00:53:41You see any?
00:53:44Let's go!
00:53:45Let's go!
00:53:48T-Gas!
00:54:00Where's my face, busted?
00:54:02What are you doing?
00:54:03Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good. Lucky, lucky, like I'm good.
00:54:11Yogi Berra, Takmuga, start her up!
00:54:13Kumbaya!
00:54:26You know, you guys, I didn't do any Hocus Pocus dance and I drove okay.
00:54:30You drove okay? You hit every bird with intense video.
00:54:33I meant to do that.
00:54:34Hey, don't take it personally, but we were right. You are bad luck.
00:55:03Hey, that's it up on the left.
00:55:05Wait, why are we stopping?
00:55:07You hear that?
00:55:08Well, maybe it'll go away.
00:55:10No chance, kiddo. That's either a belt or a hose.
00:55:12Besides, we should probably lay low tonight, okay?
00:55:14Don't worry. Tomorrow we'll find a new bird.
00:55:16Hey, Rafe, hide lucky around back, all right?
00:55:19There's only two beds here.
00:55:20In a big, beautiful chair. You'll love it.
00:55:21Great. I guess I'll take a shower.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:36Okay.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:40Okay.
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:42Okay.
00:55:43Okay.
00:55:44I guess I'll take a shower.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:46Okay.
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:49Geez, Vic, take a little longer next time. I was beginning to get a little...
00:56:13worried.
00:56:14Back up and lie down on the bed.
00:56:18Hey, we just met.
00:56:19Now!
00:56:20Kiss the pillow, sport.
00:56:26I knew this was a kinky motel.
00:56:28Look, I don't know who the hell you are, but you're not touching that girl.
00:56:35Yeah?
00:56:36Well, guess what?
00:56:37What?
00:56:38That's what...
00:56:40And you know what else?
00:56:44What?
00:56:45You didn't try this tight enough.
00:56:49Don't mess with me.
00:56:50I mean business.
00:56:51Your hands are nice. Soft.
00:56:59There.
00:57:01Holly, it's Dr. Marsh. Come on, we're getting out of here.
00:57:07Sorry.
00:57:08I'll mention it.
00:57:10Holly, it's Dr. Marsh. Do you hear me? Come on, let's get out of here.
00:57:14Give me that.
00:57:15Hi, Doc.
00:57:16Hi.
00:57:17Hi.
00:57:18Hi.
00:57:19Hi, Doc.
00:57:20Hi.
00:57:21So why doesn't someone turn this Burker guy over to the government or something?
00:57:22No.
00:57:23No.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25No.
00:57:26No.
00:57:27No.
00:57:28No.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30No.
00:57:31No.
00:57:32No.
00:57:33No.
00:57:34No.
00:57:35No.
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:38No.
00:57:39No.
00:57:40No.
00:57:41No.
00:57:42No.
00:57:43No.
00:57:44No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46No.
00:57:47No.
00:57:49No.
00:57:50Yes, sir.
00:57:51Why is it someone turn this Burker guy over to the government or something?
00:57:52Cause he's a weenie.
00:57:53And because it'll come down to our word against his.
00:57:55And he'll pull every string he has to cheat Holly out of her device.
00:57:58Why do people do stuff like that?
00:57:59Dough, big time dough.
00:58:01Ok, wait a minute, though.
00:58:02Does anyone eat that last piece?
00:58:03You're eating like an animal.
00:58:06I want at least half.
00:58:07at least half what do you mean you ate my fries no way victor give me that pizza
00:58:22i'm sorry i need you to help
00:58:29victor be careful what you're gonna break it no look it's the exact same this is the one from
00:58:35the motel tv einstein look oops sorry this is the one from the motel tv this one's yours thank you
00:58:50look you guys they're gonna be looking for holly in your truck so why don't i just take her to a lie
00:58:55you're kidding odd that would be great i mean this delivery is kind of important to us it's my piece
00:59:00look i'm gonna have to get some rest before you head out so we'll leave in the morning
00:59:10hey look i talked to the guy at the front desk there's no vacancies so why don't you guys take
00:59:15the room hey why don't we have to stay really it's no problem are you sure yeah we'll sleep in the truck
00:59:21vic yeah it's really sweet hey look i'm sorry for hitting you on the head hey don't worry about it
00:59:31i may not have a lot of brains up there but what i got is pretty tough you're all right rave
00:59:38um dr marsh irene
00:59:50holly's gonna be okay right yeah thanks to you and your brother
00:59:56shut up victor oh i heard you love her you know sometimes you're a real idiot you love her you're
01:00:14gonna marry her how come you're so immature
01:00:28you're a real idiot you're a real idiot you're a real idiot you're a real idiot you're a real idiot
01:00:39hi hi hi i just wanted to say goodbye oh thanks for the clothes nice shoes
01:00:50did you get lucky fixed no me and vic couldn't figure it out hi guys i fixed your truck oh and
01:01:00victor says he's securing the cargo in the trailer she really is a genius who's driving your truck
01:01:13oh my god victor's in the back let's take your car holly come on let's go
01:01:20let's go let's go let's go
01:01:50let's go
01:02:02got him got him
01:02:09jake
01:02:18you sure you don't want me to drive i'm fine
01:02:25wait we should be able to take him out he's got to get it on with his load okay
01:02:32what are you doing don't worry about me what's wrong
01:03:02The truck has an electronic ignition, right?
01:03:21Yeah.
01:03:22What the hell?
01:03:27Our brakes are out.
01:03:30Take him even with the cow.
01:03:37OK.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Oh.
01:03:40We're going.
01:03:41Ah!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:43Oh!
01:03:44Oh!
01:03:45Oh!
01:03:46Oh!
01:03:47Oh!
01:03:48Oh!
01:03:49Oh!
01:03:50Oh!
01:03:51Oh!
01:03:53Oh!
01:03:54Oh!
01:03:55Oh!
01:03:56Oh!
01:03:57Oh!
01:03:58Oh!
01:03:59Oh!
01:04:00Oh!
01:04:01Oh!
01:04:02Oh!
01:04:03Oh!
01:04:04Oh!
01:04:05Oh, British.
01:04:06Come on, Grace, be careful.
01:04:21Come on.
01:04:22Whoa!
01:04:23Whoa!
01:04:24Whoa!
01:04:25Whoa!
01:04:26Whoa!
01:04:27Whoa!
01:04:36Honey, I'm home.
01:04:37Oh, yeah?
01:04:38Well, consider yourself evicted.
01:04:40Stop it, Sweeney.
01:04:42I hated that gun.
01:04:43You want me to bell you again?
01:04:45No.
01:04:46Start her up!
01:04:51Kumbaya.
01:04:53How did you do that?
01:04:55Vic, Vic, Vic.
01:04:57I'm Rafe, Rafe, Rafe.
01:04:58All right, whoever, you and I both know that this truck is gonna be mine sooner or later.
01:05:04No way.
01:05:05Tomorrow we make our last payment, and it's so long forever, Sweeney.
01:05:10Yeah, and when you don't...
01:05:12No chance.
01:05:13This time we're using our brains.
01:05:19Well, Flynn, knowing you guys, I'm about to get lucky.
01:05:35Tell me you weren't driving.
01:05:36Ha-ha.
01:05:37Ha-ha.
01:05:38Ha-ha.
01:05:39Ha-ha.
01:05:40Ha-ha.
01:05:41Ha-ha.
01:05:42Ha-ha.
01:05:43Ha-ha.
01:05:44Ha-ha.
01:05:45Ha-ha.
01:05:46Ha-ha.
01:05:47Need a lift?
01:05:48Two?
01:05:49Two?
01:05:50Two?
01:05:51Two?
01:05:52Huh?
01:05:53Two riders?
01:05:54Yeah.
01:05:55Yeah.
01:05:56Yeah.
01:05:57Ha-ha.
01:05:58You're in trouble, Porky.
01:05:59You're in trouble, Porky.
01:06:00You're in trouble, Porky.
01:06:01Ha-ha.
01:06:02Ha-ha.
01:06:08Need a lift?
01:06:09Two?
01:06:10Two?
01:06:11Two?
01:06:12Huh?
01:06:13Two riders?
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:15You're in trouble, Porky.
01:06:16I'm gonna ask you once, Farber, did she say where she was going?
01:06:34I swear, Dr. Berger, she didn't say.
01:06:37I swear it.
01:06:38I swear to God.
01:06:39I swear.
01:06:40I swear to God.
01:06:41All right.
01:06:42All right.
01:06:43All right.
01:06:44I swear, Porky, I just want you to work with me on this.
01:06:46Yes, sir.
01:06:47Sir.
01:06:48Now, can you tap into her files?
01:06:50Oh, no.
01:06:51That'd be impossible.
01:06:52She's got secret passwords, private access code, and a tamper program.
01:06:57You wouldn't want me to have to tell your parents you're still wetting your bed, would
01:07:01you, Farber?
01:07:02You wouldn't really tell, would you?
01:07:06Get into her files, Mitchell.
01:07:09Get the plane ready.
01:07:10I'm going to L.A.
01:07:11Little twerp crack like an egg.
01:07:16That thing she invented is worth a lot of money, huh?
01:07:30You could buy a fleet of trucks with what it's worth.
01:07:33Sounds good.
01:07:34Yeah, but the trick is not selling out in what you believe in in order to get it.
01:07:38I know that.
01:07:41Holly's a stubborn girl.
01:07:43I just wonder if all this is worth it.
01:07:45Always be true to thine own heart.
01:07:48The mountains will fall, and seas shall part.
01:07:51great, that's beautiful.
01:07:52St.
01:07:53Augustine, pious a philosopher?
01:07:55No, Schwarzenegger and Conan the Barbarian.
01:07:57Here we go.
01:07:58This time it's our ship.
01:08:01Holly was lucky that she met the right two people.
01:08:16Holly was lucky that she met the right two people.
01:08:20Well, I wasn't so sure at first.
01:08:22You know, we got this thing about...
01:08:24I know, you got this thing about riders being bad luck.
01:08:26Yeah.
01:08:27I want you to pass him, we're gonna nail him.
01:08:29Pass him.
01:08:30Pass him.
01:08:31Pass him.
01:08:32Pass him.
01:08:33Pass him!
01:08:35Pass him!
01:08:46So what about me?
01:08:48Am I bad luck?
01:08:54Watch out!
01:09:13You're back!
01:09:16You got company on the left.
01:09:18Company on the right.
01:09:19Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:09:23Baby!
01:09:25No!
01:09:26No!
01:09:27No!
01:09:28No!
01:09:29No!
01:09:30No!
01:09:31No!
01:09:32No!
01:09:33No!
01:09:34No!
01:09:35No!
01:09:36No!
01:09:37No!
01:09:38No!
01:09:39No!
01:09:40No!
01:09:41No!
01:09:42No!
01:09:43No!
01:09:44No!
01:09:45No!
01:09:46No!
01:09:47No!
01:09:48No!
01:09:49No!
01:09:50No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:52No!
01:09:53No!
01:09:54No!
01:09:55No!
01:09:56No!
01:09:57No!
01:09:58No!
01:09:59No!
01:10:00No!
01:10:01No!
01:10:02No!
01:10:03No!
01:10:04No!
01:10:05No!
01:10:06No!
01:10:07No!
01:10:08Uh-oh.
01:10:17Does that thing work on a train?
01:10:19Only if it's electric, and this one isn't.
01:10:21Shit.
01:10:22Sorry.
01:10:23Shit applies.
01:10:25They're solving for the train.
01:10:27Hold your fire.
01:10:29Hold your fire.
01:10:30Hold your...
01:10:31Hold this.
01:10:34You're all mine now.
01:10:38Why did this stupid thing work?
01:10:42Chicken balls, chicken balls, like a lucky chicken balls.
01:10:44Come on.
01:10:46Chicken balls, like a lucky chicken balls.
01:10:47Come on.
01:10:48Come on.
01:10:50Move your tracks, Stig Stifle.
01:10:52You got all the tracks?
01:10:53Come on.
01:10:54Perfect.
01:10:56Let me come out and grab the girl.
01:10:58Perfect.
01:11:00That's a truckload of toxic waste about to be hit by a train.
01:11:03You're working.
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06Come on, boy.
01:11:07Let me take it.
01:11:07Let me take it.
01:11:07Let me take it.
01:11:07I'm out of here.
01:11:08Let's work.
01:11:09Uh, see you, honey.
01:11:11Get out of the tracks.
01:11:13Are you crazy?
01:11:15Yeah!
01:11:16Chicken balls, chicken balls.
01:11:17Toxic waste.
01:11:20I may be big, but I'm not stupid.
01:11:23Chicken balls, just get out of here.
01:11:25Chicken balls, chicken balls.
01:11:27Oh, my God.
01:11:29Chicken balls, chicken balls.
01:11:32Chicken balls, chicken balls, chicken balls.
01:11:33Chicken balls, chicken balls.
01:11:35I'm going to pick the bitch.
01:11:36Chicken balls, please.
01:11:37Chicken balls.
01:11:41Ha ha ha.
01:11:48Pose?
01:11:50Piece of cake.
01:11:51Chicken balls, every time.
01:11:53Ow.
01:11:56Well, don't just dance there.
01:11:58Fix my what?
01:12:00You pick-means! Come on! Pick-means!
01:12:06Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
01:12:09Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
01:12:11Then one day Wayne shootin' for some food
01:12:14Up from the ground came a bubbling crude
01:12:16Or that is black gold Texas tea
01:12:19Well, the first thing you know, oh, Jed's a millionaire
01:12:22The kid folks said, Jed, move away from there
01:12:24They said, California's the place you ought to be
01:12:26So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills
01:12:29That is swimming pools movie stars
01:12:42Are you all right?
01:12:44I am now
01:12:46All right, break it up, you two. Come on.
01:12:49Okay, you guys, this is Griffith. This is Ray.
01:12:52Hey, Becky. How are you doing?
01:12:53Dr. Large. Nice to meet you.
01:12:55Ray, how are you doing? Are you a genius, too?
01:12:57I've heard a lot about you. We gotta get going.
01:12:59Come on, we gotta go.
01:13:00We gotta go back to Beverly Hills.
01:13:01Listen, guys, thanks a lot.
01:13:03We couldn't have done it without you.
01:13:07So long, kid.
01:13:08So long.
01:13:10Take care.
01:13:11Take it easy, champ, okay?
01:13:12Bye.
01:13:13Yeah, you too.
01:13:14I'm gonna meet you.
01:13:15Thanks, guys.
01:13:16Take it easy.
01:13:17Get out of here. You're gonna lose your truck.
01:13:19Hey, no sweat. The fucking clock says we got two and a half hours to make it.
01:13:22And the dock's only 30 minutes from here.
01:13:24Wait, guys, if you don't have to be there till 9, why don't you stay and have dinner?
01:13:27What are you having?
01:13:289. It's 2 at 7.
01:13:30It's 6.30 right now, Ray.
01:13:32The follow-up clock followed up.
01:13:36The follow-up clock followed up.
01:13:39The follow-up clock followed up.
01:13:52Rabbit, rabbit, treat him good. Lucky, lucky, knock on wood.
01:13:55Yogi Berra, Tut McGraw, start her up.
01:13:58Humayya!
01:14:00Here, guys. You may need this.
01:14:03What am I doing this?
01:14:05Let's go.
01:14:11What am I supposed to do with this thing?
01:14:13If you want to change the red light to green, press 3-3-6-2.
01:14:183-3-6-2.
01:14:193-3-6-2.
01:14:20What? 3-3? How do I know?
01:14:21Come on!
01:14:26Come on, buddy.
01:14:31Come on, buddy.
01:14:32Okay, guys. You ready?
01:14:33Come on. Come on.
01:14:343-3-6-1.
01:14:35Come on.
01:14:36Come on.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Come on.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:40Come on.
01:14:41Come on.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:44Come on.
01:14:45You ready?
01:14:463-3-6-2.
01:14:47Yes!
01:14:48Yes!
01:14:49Yes!
01:14:50Yes!
01:14:51Yes!
01:14:52Go!
01:14:53Come on.
01:14:54Come on.
01:14:55Come on.
01:14:56Okay, ready?
01:14:573-3-6-2.
01:14:59Yes!
01:15:00Yes!
01:15:01Go!
01:15:02Big Dick.
01:15:03Chicken boy got confidence in you, Dick.
01:15:12Don't worry about it.
01:15:13You're with Big Dick.
01:15:14Take that.
01:15:15We got company, Dick.
01:15:16Don't worry about it.
01:15:17You're with Big Dick.
01:15:22Take that!
01:15:26And that!
01:15:32And that!
01:15:37We're not going to make the light, Dick.
01:15:39Three, three, six, four.
01:15:41Three, three, six, five.
01:15:43Big Dick!
01:15:45Chicken bone every time.
01:15:51Well, we got ten minutes to go.
01:15:53Fifteen minutes to spare.
01:15:57Breaker! Breaker!
01:15:59Breaker! Breaker!
01:16:00Sounds like Mitchell Farber.
01:16:02Who?
01:16:03Holly. Holly, you there?
01:16:07What's your handle, little buddy?
01:16:10Mitchell.
01:16:11Is Holly there?
01:16:12Mitchell, this is Dr. Marsh.
01:16:15What's going on?
01:16:16Oh, hi, Dr. Marsh.
01:16:18Where's Holly?
01:16:19We took her to our boyfriend's house.
01:16:20Why?
01:16:21Uh-oh.
01:16:22What's uh-oh, Mitchell?
01:16:24Don't be mad.
01:16:25Breaker made me tell.
01:16:27He's supposed to be at her boyfriend's any minute.
01:16:28Mitchell!
01:16:29Oh, boy.
01:16:30Mitchell!
01:16:30Ten-four, ten-four.
01:16:32Over and out!
01:16:37We're almost there, guys.
01:16:40Maybe she's all right.
01:16:43Probably nothing we can do anyway.
01:16:45Agreed?
01:16:48Agreed?
01:16:48Come on, Holly.
01:16:56He's got to be worth more than that.
01:16:59I swear it, Bruckner.
01:17:01I gave it to the truckers.
01:17:03Oh, yeah.
01:17:03I'm supposed to believe that you would trust your most prized possession to a couple of idiots.
01:17:09I need that device!
01:17:11Do you understand me?
01:17:15I have no choice.
01:17:18Now, you're a smart girl, Holly.
01:17:19Which would you rather be?
01:17:21Rich?
01:17:22Or dead?
01:17:26Please, Dr. Bruckner.
01:17:28That's not an answer.
01:17:32Cut him, Irving.
01:17:33Ah!
01:17:37Ah!
01:17:41Is this what you want, Berker?
01:17:44It's Bruckner.
01:17:46Let them go, and you can have it.
01:17:49Just give me that, or they die.
01:17:51I'll crush the damn thing.
01:17:53Or don't you think I'm strong enough?
01:17:56He lifts weight.
01:18:03Let them go.
01:18:07Oh, hello, Irene.
01:18:08Hey, Irving, stop her!
01:18:20Oh, Irving.
01:18:29Hold it!
01:18:32I guess I'm not as smart as I thought I was.
01:18:34I took this to stop people from being killed.
01:18:39Instead, I...
01:18:40I almost got some very good people hurt.
01:18:47Dr. Bruckner, this device means everything to me.
01:18:52But if you want it,
01:18:53you can have it.
01:18:57It's all yours.
01:18:59Hey!
01:19:00Hey!
01:19:00Hey!
01:19:00Hey!
01:19:04Holley, Holley, Holley!
01:19:11This is gonna go on your transcript, you know.
01:19:17Bruckner.
01:19:18Yeah.
01:19:19It's nice to see you again.
01:19:22We've come to collect our down payment.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:24I guess an IOU would be out of the question.
01:19:26Let's get in the car, doctor.
01:19:31I've always wanted to be tall.
01:19:33You know, I've got a terrific condo in Bermuda.
01:19:35You guys are welcome to timeshare with me.
01:19:37No, no, no.
01:19:37After you.
01:19:38Get in, Dad.
01:19:38Oh, yeah.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:39Sorry.
01:19:40Sorry.
01:19:40Sorry.
01:19:41Sorry.
01:19:41Sorry.
01:19:43Sorry.
01:19:43Sorry.
01:19:44Sorry.
01:19:45Sorry.
01:19:45Sorry.
01:19:46Sorry.
01:19:47Sorry.
01:19:48Sorry.
01:19:49Sorry.
01:19:50Sorry.
01:19:51Sorry.
01:19:52Sorry.
01:19:53Sorry.
01:19:54Sorry.
01:19:55Sorry.
01:19:56Sorry.
01:20:23Sorry.
01:20:25Whoo!
01:20:38You just gonna let it go?
01:20:41It's too late. Couldn't afford it anyway.
01:20:45So long, Lucky.
01:20:47Seven years of hard work down the drain.
01:20:52I knew we'd never own that truck.
01:20:55I screwed up.
01:20:57Come on, you guys know better than that.
01:20:59Hey, don't even try.
01:21:02Okay, fine.
01:21:04You wanna know the truth?
01:21:06At first, I did think you guys were a couple of idiots.
01:21:09I tried to take advantage of you.
01:21:12Then you risked your lives for me.
01:21:15You risked your dreams.
01:21:18That's not being idiots.
01:21:20That's being heroes.
01:21:22Look, I don't care. Just think whatever you wanna think.
01:21:28But if it means anything...
01:21:32I really love you.
01:21:34I really love you.
01:21:41Come here, Rave.
01:21:45If anyone's a screw up here, it's me.
01:21:48I'll never be able to build another device like that.
01:21:52What, this?
01:21:56Where did you get that?
01:21:57You gave it to me.
01:21:59But then what did I just break?
01:22:01A souvenir.
01:22:03From the No Town Motel.
01:22:05You are a genius.
01:22:10Can somebody please tell me what's going on here?
01:22:13Go over there and kiss your boyfriend.
01:22:14I hate the mushy part.
01:22:30Oh, good.
01:22:32Good job.
01:22:34Good job, Vic.
01:22:35Why don't you at least let the people see how the movie ends?
01:22:38Sorry.
01:22:41Thank you, Vic.
01:22:45Hi.
01:22:49Hi.
01:22:51I'm sorry.
01:22:53I have a resolute time.
01:22:55I'm sure I have a person.
01:22:57I'm sorry.
01:22:59I'm sorry.
01:23:01I'm sorry, thank you.
01:23:03So Iき why don't you say that?
01:23:05There's a little trouble.
01:23:07Rabbit, Rabbit, treat him good.Lucky, Lucky, knock him wood.Yogi Berra, Tugma Gore,
01:23:22start her up.Kampaya.
01:23:29Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9, looking for double trouble.
01:23:37Go ahead, Breaker. Hey, Holly, is that you?
01:23:3910-4, listen up. I just sold 300 more units of the TS-4000.
01:23:44You should be getting another check any day now.
01:23:46Hey, good going, Einstein. Hey, thanks again for the truck, man. She's running great.
01:23:50Yeah, well, don't forget to check the drivetrain bypass valves I installed.
01:23:53Yeah, right.
01:23:54And the alternator has a high-torque sequencing lever that needs to be adjusted every 3,000 miles.
01:23:58She really is a pain.