Alan and Telly use math to figure out how to take care of The Old Lady Who Lives in a Shoe's 12 kids when she drops them off.
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00:00Do you see that?
00:12Is this a restaurant?
00:15Um, yeah?
00:17Are you serving lunch?
00:18Absolutely!
00:20That's good!
00:23I got this, Alan. This is assistant stuff.
00:27Oh, sorry. How may we help you, ma'am?
00:31Menu. Menu, please.
00:32Menu, yes, yes. Here we go. The menu.
00:35Excuse me, but did you just drive in in a shoe?
00:39Yes, yeah, I did. I happened to be the old woman who lived in a shoe.
00:43Who's the old woman who lives in a shoe?
00:45Oh, she's from a nursery rhyme, Tally. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
00:50She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
00:53That's wrong.
00:54What's wrong?
00:55I do know what to do.
00:57I get all the kids in the car and take them out to eat.
01:01You take them out to eat?
01:03Hey, kids! Come on in!
01:05Whoa, whoa! You really do have a lot of children!
01:11How many are there?
01:13Beats me! You reach a point where they just become a kind of blur!
01:17One, two, two, one!
01:19The blur is right! They're moving so fast I can't count them!
01:23Listen! Forget the menu! That sandwich looks good!
01:27Start each of them off with one of those, okay?
01:29Oh, sure! Absolutely!
01:31It's just that if we don't know how many kids you have, we do not know how many sandwiches to make!
01:37Sorry, gotta take this! Hello?
01:41Alan! Alan, this is a problem!
01:45We can't feed them if we can't count them! And we can't count them unless they stop moving!
01:51Well, we just have to figure out a way to make them stop moving then!
01:55But how?! How?!
01:57I don't know, but I do know that if we're gonna solve this problem, we are both gonna have to remain calm!
02:03But how?! How?!
02:05Alright, try focusing on the problem or you take a slow, deep breath!
02:09A slow, deep breath?!
02:11Slow, deep breath! Ready? In through the nose!
02:13Out through the mouth!
02:15In through my nose!
02:17In through my mouth!
02:19In through my nose! Out through your mouth!
02:21Out through my nose! Good! Good!
02:23In through my nose! And out through my mouth!
02:25Good! Good!
02:27Freeze dance!
02:29What?!
02:30That's how we'll get them to stop moving long enough to count them!
02:33Freeze dance is a game!
02:35You play music, and everybody dances!
02:37Then you turn the music off, and everybody has to freeze!
02:41Freeze?
02:42Watch!
02:46Who wants to play freeze dance?!
02:48Freeze dance!
02:50Freeze dance!
02:52Freeze dance!
02:54Everybody dance!
02:56And...
02:58And...
02:59Oh!
03:01Tally, this is great!
03:03Alright, we've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven kids all together!
03:09Freeze dance!
03:10No, no, no, that's perfect!
03:13Yeah!
03:14Yeah!
03:15I'll take the whole hour!
03:16Woo!
03:17Seven!
03:18You've got seven children!
03:19Hm!
03:20Seven?
03:21Ha!
03:22I got a lot more than seven!
03:23You do?
03:24Yeah!
03:25Where's the girls?
03:26Hey!
03:27Girls!
03:28Girls!
03:29Girls!
03:30Get in here!
03:32Okay!
03:33Listen!
03:34You kids be good!
03:35I'll be back in a little while!
03:36A little while?
03:37A little while?
03:38You mean you're leaving?!
03:39Hey!
03:40This is my one day to kick back!
03:42I just scheduled a massage!
03:44You don't mind watching them, do ya?
03:46Us?!
03:47Yeah!
03:48Give them what they want!
03:49I'll be back to pick them up soon!
03:51Wait a minute!
03:52Wait, hey!
03:53You can't just go!
03:54Flash!
03:55Flash!
03:56Flash!
03:57Flash!
03:58Flash!
03:59Flash!
04:00To feed them!
04:01How?!
04:02Even if we get them to freeze, they'll never stand still long enough for us to count them
04:07all!
04:08Just breathe!
04:09Tell them breathe!
04:10We don't need to count them all!
04:12We don't?!
04:13No!
04:14No!
04:15We just need to count the girls who just came in and then add them to the boys who we counted
04:18already!
04:19Add them to the boys who we counted already!
04:20Yeah!
04:21Alan!
04:22You're a genius!
04:23Alright!
04:24Let's do it!
04:25Yeah!
04:26Seven boys, right?
04:27Yes!
04:28Lunch!
04:29Lunch!
04:30Lunch!
04:31Lunch!
04:32Lunch!
04:33Lunch!
04:34Freeze dance, everybody!
04:35Everybody dance!
04:36Everybody dance!
04:37And...
04:39Okay!
04:40Seven and...
04:42Eight...
04:43Nine...
04:44Ten...
04:45Eleven...
04:46Twelve!
04:47Twelve kids all together!
04:49Lunch!
04:50Lunch!
04:51Lunch!
04:52Lunch!
04:53Lunch!
04:54Lunch!
04:55Lunch!
04:56Lunch!
04:57Lunch!
04:58Lunch!
04:59Lunch!
05:00And here we go!
05:01Is that twelve?
05:02I don't know, but we are all out of bread, so we better hope so!
05:05You ready?
05:06Ready!
05:07Okay!
05:08Freeze dance, everybody!
05:09Okay!
05:10Freeze dance!
05:11Everybody dance!
05:12Everybody dance!
05:13And...
05:14Boom!
05:15Okay!
05:16When I call your name, I want each of you to step up to the counter in front of one of these
05:21sandwiches!
05:22Ha!
05:23Never gonna happen!
05:24Ha!
05:25Never gonna happen!
05:26Why not?
05:27Because...
05:28You don't know our names!
05:29Yeah!
05:30That's right!
05:31He's right!
05:32Yeah!
05:33Yeah!
05:34Three dance!
05:35Okay!
05:36Change of plan!
05:37I want you to say your names, then step up to the counter in front of one of these
05:44sandwiches!
05:45You're ready!
05:46Set!
05:47Where'd they go?
05:48I'm Ed!
05:49I'm Fred!
05:50I'm Ned!
05:51I'm Ted!
05:52I'm Jed!
05:53I'm Jed!
05:54I'm Jed!
05:55I'm Jed!
05:56I'm Jed!
05:57I'm Jed!
05:58I'm Jed!
05:59I'm Jed!
06:00I'm Jed!
06:01I'm Jed!
06:02I'm Jed!
06:03I'm Jed!
06:04I'm Jed!
06:05I'm Jed!
06:06I'm Jed!
06:07And I am a Marcello!
06:09Alan, it worked!
06:11Twelve kids, twelve sandwiches!
06:13One for each!
06:15Okay, everybody, dig it!
06:17Yeah!
06:18Yeah!
06:19Yeah!
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yeah!
06:22Yeah!
06:23Hey!
06:24That sandwich was great!
06:25Yeah!
06:26Mine was yummy!
06:27Yeah!
06:28Turkey and cheese!
06:29Who knew?
06:30All right, you guys!
06:32Let's play!
06:33Yeah!
06:34Yeah!
06:35Not again!
06:36That's correct!
06:38Well, I am glad you liked your lunch, and I hope you will come back for lunch at another
06:42time!
06:43But, if you do, please tell your mom to call ahead!
06:46Goodbye!
06:47Goodbye!
06:48She's back!
06:49She's back!
06:50Just in time!
06:51How are those sandwiches?
06:52Goodbye!
06:53And how was your massage?
06:57Oh, mellow baby!
06:59But it ran a little long, so I'm late for my Pilates class!
07:03Wait, your Pilates class?
07:04Sure!
07:05You wouldn't mind watching them a little bit longer?
07:08But they already ate!
07:09Oh!
07:10But I bet they're thirsty!
07:11Who's Thirsty?!
07:12Threat!
07:13Threat!
07:14Threat!
07:15Threat!
07:17You know, they love smoothies!
07:19Give them all fruit smoothies!
07:20Smoothies.
07:21Wait a minute.
07:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:24Smoothies.
07:25Smoothies.
07:26Okay, okay, smoothies.
07:28Can we do that?
07:29I don't think we have any choice.
07:31All right, right besides 12 smoothies for 12 kids.
07:34How hard can that be?
07:38Freeze dance.
07:39Give me the radio.
07:40Right here, right here.
07:41Radio.
07:42Freeze dance, everybody.
07:43Freeze dance.
07:45All right, and boom.
07:48Okay, we are making smoothies.
07:51I want peach.
07:52I want strawberry.
07:52I want banana.
07:53No, I want banana.
07:54No, I want strawberry.
07:55I want strawberry.
07:56I want banana.
07:57Maybe a little harder than we thought.
07:59Freeze dance.
08:01Oh, yes.
08:04Okay, there are 12 of you all together,
08:08and now we are going to divide you into groups,
08:11and we are going to separate you according to fruit.
08:14All right?
08:14So everybody who wants bananas, over here.
08:18Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana.
08:21And everybody who wants strawberries, over here.
08:24Strawberry, strawberry, strawberry.
08:26Strawberry.
08:27And everyone who wants peach, over there in front there, over there.
08:31Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach.
08:34Uh, how about you?
08:35What do you want?
08:36I want boysenberry.
08:38Oh, we don't have boysenberry.
08:40Yeah, figures.
08:42Fine, I'll settle for peach.
08:44Okay, now we are going to take a head count, all right?
08:49We started with 12 kids, and we divided you into a banana group,
08:53a strawberry group,
08:55and a peach group.
08:57You positive you don't have boysenberry?
09:00Yeah, positive.
09:01All right, Tully, let's count.
09:03Okay, that's, uh,
09:05one, two, three bananas.
09:08Bananas!
09:09Three, three, three bananas!
09:11And one, two, three strawberries.
09:14Strawberry!
09:15Three, three, three!
09:16And one, two, three, four, five, six peaches!
09:22Peaches!
09:23Peaches!
09:23Peaches!
09:24Peaches!
09:24So, so, so, so, we've got three bananas.
09:27Bananas!
09:27Three strawberries.
09:28Three, six peaches.
09:29Peaches!
09:30Which all together makes 12, 12 smoothies!
09:33All right, let's make them, you guys!
09:35All right, strawberry first!
09:37Let's do soccer!
09:39That's great, thank you, Kelly!
09:41All righty!
09:42Go!
09:43We did it!
09:5212 smoothies, 12 kids!
09:54Yay!
09:56Yeah, I wanted boysenberry.
10:00Oh, maybe next time.
10:01Okay, guys, let's play some more!
10:04Yay!
10:06Oh, yeah!
10:09Yay!
10:10Mama, stay!
10:12What's shaking?
10:13Oh, it's you.
10:16None other, baby!
10:18All right, now, listen.
10:19I am glad that you had a massage.
10:22I'm glad you went to Pilates.
10:23I am glad that you had a chance to relax.
10:27But, look, your kids have had sandwiches.
10:30They have had smoothies and...
10:31It means it's time to go home.
10:35I'm sorry, did you say time to go home?
10:38Who had a good time?
10:41I did!
10:41Thank you!
10:42Thank you!
10:43Thank you!
10:43Thank you!
10:43Thank you!
10:44What do you want to say to Alan and his fuzzy helper?
10:48Thank you!
10:50Oh, well, you're welcome.
10:53Our pleasure.
10:54You made my day, fellas.
10:58Thanks.
10:59Well, you know, we had a pretty good time, too.
11:03You've got a very nice family.
11:06Oh, thanks!
11:08We'll be back.
11:09You will?
11:11Yeah, I want to try one of those sandwiches.
11:14Come on, kids.
11:16Let's go!
11:16Yay!
11:19We deliver!
11:21I got a light!
11:22I got a light!
11:23I need the light!
11:23I need the light!
11:23I need the light!