Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:50Oh, damn it.
00:02:51Shit.
00:02:52I'm so sorry.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:54Oh, my God.
00:02:55Asher?
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59It's here.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:01Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Sure.
00:03:04Let's go on.
00:03:05How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:06Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:07We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:08Thank you, swear.
00:03:09Friends forever.
00:03:10Stop doing that.
00:03:11Oh, my God.
00:03:12Oh, my God.
00:03:13Oh, my God.
00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:17Asher?
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:19Oh, my God.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Asher?
00:03:22What are you doing?
00:03:23Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:24Oh, my God.
00:03:25Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:26Sure.
00:03:27Sure.
00:03:28How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:29Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:30We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Friends forever.
00:03:34Stop doing that.
00:03:39We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at Jengard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:19What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:45Sex ruins everything.
00:04:48Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:49Huh.
00:04:50I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:51You're not your wing man.
00:04:55I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:57I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:58I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:59You're not your wing man.
00:05:00I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:05:01Huh.
00:05:04You take court.
00:05:05Can I see pee?
00:05:06Starting out?
00:05:07TESTER
00:05:40I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:54Stop.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05It's never loose touch again.
00:06:10Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:20Friends forever.
00:06:22Friends forever.
00:06:32Oh, my God.
00:07:02Oh, my God.
00:07:32Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:16Why?
00:08:18Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:49Interesting.
00:09:01Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:35Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:50We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:13Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:22Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:13Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:11:59Let's see.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16What?
00:13:16I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:28Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a money-pattery ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:12Uh, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:44Mary.
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:01He's...
00:16:02We're...
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:23I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:29my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:38Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:56I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:22Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:31Um, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Where are we?
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:49I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:53No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:19Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um,
00:18:38did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait,
00:19:00just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:16I don't know.
00:19:17I don't know.
00:19:20Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's my fudge.
00:19:32Mmm.
00:19:33Mmm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44That was rude.
00:19:44ãƒãƒ³ãƒ‰.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:55Don't hear.
00:19:57You're straight away.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:03Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:31That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:28Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Um, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:09And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:25You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45Good.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Bye.
00:27:49Bye.
00:27:49Bye.
00:28:10Bye.
00:28:11Bye.
00:28:11Bye.
00:28:12Bye.
00:28:12Bye.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:14Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:51What a nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:16Who is that?
00:29:23I have no idea.
00:29:24Hello!
00:29:25Your front door was unlocked!
00:29:28My front door!
00:29:31How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait!
00:29:50Beth!
00:29:51What the fuck?
00:29:52What have I done?
00:29:54What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57Beth!
00:29:58It's not what it looks like!
00:30:00Hey!
00:30:01What are you doing?
00:30:02I'm leaving.
00:30:03I'm getting dressed.
00:30:04I'm going.
00:30:05I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:07You didn't do anything.
00:30:08It was me.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:10You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It wasn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up.
00:30:18I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21Friends first?
00:30:31Friends first?
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:50That's first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:14I need to talk to you.
00:31:16I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You, on the other hand, I wouldn't speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:26It was a stupid game. Friends with benefits.
00:31:28But it's over now, okay? I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:39Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:44Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:52Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:20Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric.
00:32:34Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:38I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:42I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:45Asher?
00:32:46Asher, it's me.
00:32:47I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:50Call me!
00:32:51Asher?
00:32:52Asher?
00:32:53Asher, it's me.
00:32:54I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:55What's going on?
00:32:56Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:57Call me!
00:32:58Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:00I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:01If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:26It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:50I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:55Asher?
00:33:56Asher, where are you?
00:33:58Why won't you call me back?
00:34:00I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:34:03Okay, miss you.
00:34:06Call me, bye.
00:34:08Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:16Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:25I'll call you when I can.
00:34:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:29Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:34To love.
00:34:35To love.
00:34:54Hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the mug?
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:24Easy.
00:35:53Easy.
00:35:53Easy.
00:35:54Easy.
00:35:55A lot of goodies in me.
00:35:57What? What? What?
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:27What?
00:37:28What?
00:37:29What?
00:37:30What?
00:37:31What?
00:37:32What?
00:37:33What?
00:37:35What?
00:37:36You're nearby.
00:37:38What?
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:01She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09It's all embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prank.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:31Come here.
00:39:32Come here.
00:39:33Come here.
00:39:34Come here.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
00:39:39Come here.
00:39:39Come here.
00:39:39Come here.
00:39:40Come here.
00:39:40Come here.
00:39:40Come here.
00:39:41Come here.
00:39:41Come here.
00:39:41Come here.
00:39:42Come here.
00:39:42Come here.
00:40:42Together. I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:05You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Shit.
00:41:34Shit.
00:41:36Oh, my God.
00:43:06How about you?
00:43:08When do you want to hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover.
00:44:00You're my best friend.
00:44:02Leigh-Anne.
00:44:04I am not a cheater.
00:44:08I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there but if you want to break up over this then fine.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:44I will! I will! I will! I will!
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse in pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:37Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44Thoughts?
00:46:00Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that?
00:46:09It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:27Hello?
00:46:30Did you get my messages?
00:46:33You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:34He's awesome.
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:13You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:20Ever.
00:47:21Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now.
00:47:34Wait.
00:47:35What?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's the source?
00:47:48Oh my god.
00:47:50Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:55It's not true.
00:47:56This will ruin me.
00:47:57Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:03But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:21So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asher?
00:48:34You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:39What are you-
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Old job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:04Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:07Don't speak to me.
00:49:08Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:17Don't talk to me.
00:49:18You are dead to me.
00:49:19What are you doing?
00:49:20I'm dead to me.
00:49:21I'm dead to me.
00:49:35You are dead to me.
00:49:36I'm dead to me.
00:52:08Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:33It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:40It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50Huntington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth.
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Bess?
00:53:52Bess?
00:54:21Bess?
00:54:36Oh my god.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:41What are you doing here?
00:54:45Bess?
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:03You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:12I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:26Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher are...
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:32He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:35I'll move.
00:55:36I'll quit my job.
00:55:37Just...
00:55:38Please.
00:55:39Beth.
00:55:40Don't hurt me.
00:55:41Okay?
00:55:42I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've gotta go.
00:55:44I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:45But you've gotta go.
00:55:46I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:47I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:48But you've gotta go.
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51But you've gotta go.
00:55:52I'm sorry, Evelyn.
00:56:02I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:03I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've gotta go.
00:56:06Yoo!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:09Dale.
00:56:10Dale, Dale.
00:56:12Dale, Dale, Dale.
00:56:15Fucking hell.
00:56:16Dale, Dale.
00:56:17Choo주.
00:56:18Christiecially.
00:56:20Joe.
00:56:21No, no, no, no!
00:56:51I don't know.
00:57:22Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with this.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:07I don't know.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:59:07I don't know.
00:59:16I don't know.
00:59:19What?
00:59:49No, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:57Come on!
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:19What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me.
01:00:50On which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:26Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:40No, no, no!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:42Get off me!
01:01:44No, no!
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No, no, no, no!
01:01:49No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51Beth, no!
01:01:52Do you take me out for a moment?
01:01:54Don't let me or not leave you, buddy, Clyde!
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Come on.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Good.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Good.
01:02:21Good.
01:02:22Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:38Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:42I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:55Asher, I love you.
01:03:00I love you, Leanne.
01:03:03Let me help you.
01:03:04Come on.
01:03:05Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:20Will you marry me?
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:26Yes.
01:03:27Yes.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:30Yes.
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes.
01:03:37Yes.
01:03:38Yes.
01:03:39Yes.
01:03:41They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:45But sometimes, it makes everything better.