Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:46Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11Sam.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh...
00:03:25Life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:41Pinky swear.
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12Good school.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey.
00:04:42We're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:49Hey.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52Huh.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:59Woo!
00:05:00Woo!
00:05:01Woo!
00:05:02Woo!
00:05:03Woo!
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00:05:48Woo! Woo!
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:56I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:19Friends forever.
00:06:49Friends forever.
00:06:51Oh, my God.
00:07:21Let's do that again.
00:07:51Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:09:01Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:35Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:19Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:13Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
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00:13:10No.
00:13:15What?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:23Oh my God, are you kidding me again?
00:14:25He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:45Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:57I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's-
00:16:02We're-
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:51How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:17Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:46Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:53No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:16Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:33Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:04I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not a fudge.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:33Mm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35Ha.
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00:20:14Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:18You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:22Asher, true love does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:49The Leanne Lamont.
00:21:19Hey. Shit. I am so sorry.
00:21:26My bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue?
00:21:34Here. Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:56Here.
00:22:01I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:29No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:15Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:36Flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:43Sounds awesome.
00:25:06Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:09I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This...
00:26:49Is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Uh, this...
00:26:57Is your headline.
00:26:59For wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:01And...
00:27:02Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:05And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:29:17Yeah.
00:29:19Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:25Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:27I brought dough.
00:29:29Nuts.
00:29:41How could you?
00:29:45You?
00:29:47Beth!
00:29:49Wait!
00:29:50Beth!
00:29:51Oh, fuck.
00:29:52What have I done?
00:29:53What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57Beth!
00:29:58It's not what it looks like!
00:30:01Hey!
00:30:03What are you doing?
00:30:05What are you doing?
00:30:06I'm leaving.
00:30:07I'm getting dressed.
00:30:08I'm going.
00:30:09I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:10I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:11You didn't do anything.
00:30:12It was me.
00:30:13I fucked up.
00:30:14You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:15It wasn't.
00:30:16It wasn't.
00:30:17It wasn't.
00:30:18It wasn't.
00:30:19It doesn't matter.
00:30:20I fucked up.
00:30:21Whatever it is.
00:30:22It was.
00:30:23I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:24I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:44Friends first?
00:30:47Friends first.
00:30:52Friends first.
00:31:07Hey, Beth.
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:14I need to talk to you.
00:31:17I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:22I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:24No, no.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:26It was a stupid game.
00:31:27Friends with benefits.
00:31:28But it's over now.
00:31:29Okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:39Of course not.
00:31:40Okay?
00:31:41She means nothing to me.
00:31:42Really?
00:31:43Hey.
00:31:44I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:49You and me.
00:31:50Please.
00:31:51Give me another chance.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:31:55I suppose.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:00I suppose.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:20Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever.
00:32:27Remember?
00:32:28Eric.
00:32:29Hi.
00:32:30I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:31I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:45Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:55I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leanne?
00:33:00Call me.
00:33:01Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:31It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:00I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me.
00:34:05Okay, miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:18Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:30Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:03To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:09Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:18How about we head back to the mod days?
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00:36:06I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:31I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:33You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way.
00:36:54She would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:07No way.
00:38:37What a fuck, Leanne.
00:38:49How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry.
00:38:52I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey.
00:38:59You've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:01She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:40:20Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:06Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:22She...
00:41:36I don't know.
00:43:08When do you want to hook up?
00:43:10How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:30When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:58You're my lover.
00:43:59You're my best friend.
00:44:01Lyria.
00:44:05I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:17I do.
00:44:19Kate.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:49I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both!
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:16Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:23I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:32A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:37They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:09Oh my god.
00:46:14Hello. Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure. Thanks.
00:46:43You have to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:47Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:04You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:15Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again, ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:36Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:47Oh my God.
00:47:49Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true.
00:47:55This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:18Nobody will touch you.
00:48:20So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:23Asha?
00:48:24You bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing?
00:48:28What are you...
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:44Honey?
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:07Don't speak to me.
00:49:08Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:20You are dead to me.
00:49:21Don't shoot, you don't know.
00:49:22Don't shoot.
00:49:23It's too sweet.
00:49:24You're dead to me.
00:49:25It's too sweet.
00:49:26I'm a traitor to me.
00:49:27I'm a traitor to me.
00:49:28don't you figure it out.
00:49:29Don't stop.
00:49:30Don't look at me and make me that.
00:49:31Take care of me, asha.
00:49:32Don't stop, don't stop.
00:49:33Don't ya, don't stop.
00:49:34Don't stop, don't be scared.
00:49:35Don't stop.
00:49:36Don't stop, don't do it.
00:49:38There's a good one.
00:49:39Oh, don't stop.
00:49:40Don't stop while I'm taking care of her.
00:49:42I don't wanna die.
00:49:44Oh, never stop.
00:49:46But the first time, you have to keep going on.
00:52:18Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:47Oh my God.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:49I think he's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:00Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Shit.
00:53:08He blocked me?
00:53:11Bess?
00:53:41I don't know.
00:54:11I don't know.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:05I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Beth.
00:55:47Don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:55:55I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:07No!
00:56:07No!
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:10I can't...
00:56:21I can't...
00:56:28No!
00:56:38No!
00:56:39No!
00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:57:10Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:54Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:03Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:04Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:05Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:07Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:08Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:09Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:10Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:11Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:12Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:13Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:14Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:15Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:16Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:17Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:18Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:49Come on!
00:59:19Come on!
00:59:23Come on!
00:59:25Come on!
00:59:53Come on!
00:59:55Come on!
00:59:57Come on!
00:59:59Come on!
01:00:03Come on!
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:17Stop!
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:27Stop!
01:00:29What are you doing here?
01:00:31What are you doing here?
01:00:33Keep going fast!
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it!
01:00:45Helen, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:47Not me.
01:00:49On which she forged my signature.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53It's completely absurd!
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:01She confessed to it all last night.
01:01:03Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:05No, no, no, Asher, you love me!
01:01:09We're getting married today!
01:01:11Go, go, go!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:15From ruining everything!
01:01:19Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:21From ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25From ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us!
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:35I will kill you.
01:01:37I will kill you!
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Don't!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No!
01:01:48No, no, no, no!
01:01:50I!
01:01:51Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:53Asher, I don't want to be your life, you honey, Clyde!
01:01:56Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:01Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God!
01:02:08Someone grab a chair!
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:14Yeah, I think so.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19God!
01:02:20Someone grab a chair!
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:25Wake up, babe.
01:02:26Baby, wake up.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:37Azhar.
01:02:38You?
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:44I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:47And I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:58I'm sure I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Liam.
01:03:07Let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:28Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:41They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.